London at night edition
>>201657928Submissive bottom, I have permanent anal trouble now unfortunately :(
>>201658191Looks lovelyNow point the camera in the opposite direction.
Were all patiently waiting for the loaded funny posts
>>201658233Spaedo
decent edition because it's not made by a yank PIG
Im kinda sleepy and I have to drive, hopefully Ill crash and die
>>201658251i can smell the curry (not peng)
HERE'S MY FUNNY POST:Sir Queer Sharter
>>201658191
>>201658233Crusty bumhole does that to you Mine is moist
noncing my own arse
This is what I'm paying the license for?The BEEB can only stream 2 Olympic streams on the bounce but they have the time to spalsh out on this dogshit?Get FUCKED
mad how a kenyan from Nyang'oma Kogelo became the best president in history
You know that class in school where you take clay and shape it? I'm doing that with poo
>>201658295'ce
>>201657613Most American girls I talked to online were not attractive and kinda rude to boot. I do remember this once nice chubby southern girl who would send me pics of bubble butt whenever I asked. She was fun.
>>201658288love it>>201658309there's a kpop documentary on
>>201658292>>201658295
>>201658233and you have always been a gay?
>>201658271>>201658292I'm not joking, my anus is now misshapen and I have to take stool softener otherwise my poo can get stuck.One of my exs had a 9 incher and he regularly used to prolapse me and leave me unable to sit down for weeks.
>>201658329poottery?
>>201658191I'm really into London electronic music sceans
Japanese fella riding his bicycle with some fruit and veg in the front basket
>>201658365Yes
>>201658309I'd rather have my kids watch One Piece than any of the nasty shit the BBC is currently producing
>>201658363
>>201658366bent freak
>>201658366Satanic digits confirm, now you will have to live with the consequences of your degenrate unnatural actions
>>201658400even before your dad molested you?
Lawrence of Arabia was a bit zesty.
>>201658397you're both a fruit and a vegetable
>>201658366I genuinely hope you're trolling.
>SLIDE YOUR THREAD AND GIVE IT ALL I'VE GOT>THIS THREAD TODAY SHALL FALL DOWN FROM THE TOP>I DREAM OF YOUR SHITTY THREAD BEING ARCHIVED>I WONDER ARE YOU MAD NOW?
>>201658366Mental how badly I mindraped you
>>201658438Japanese fella smiling and nodding because he doesn't understand English
>>201658406ah yes, a show about greed and violence, how wholesome...luckily for me, i grew watching and playing pokémon, a wholesome show about friendship and animal fighting
Broken my ankle on the lava... no water and it's getting hot..... remember.... remember to get them housed and wanked...
>>201658471I'm not Spaino
>>201658400do you like women at all? find them disgusting?
I have increased my benchpress from 43kg to 45kg
>>201658447We share 60% of our dna with bananas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xEx2EQIPD4speaking of engineering videos, this one goes pretty hard
First time in my life I paid for something digital on the internetSmooth experience I must sayBut I also feel a bit disgusted
oh that's not good. they're actively tracking me now. it's likely going to be over soon.you know when they're tracking you, the network is slower. tls errors happen more frequently.
>>201658366sex arse is really dangerous
>>201658498Seek help
>>201658492um sweetie, it's about freedom and purusing your dreams, which I guess probably is controversial in modern britain
>>201658502Like lady bums, but vaginas are grim
>>201658527
>>201658452https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoSU0oLSqgY
horton hears a coon
brit is very Internátionale this evening
unleashing a tempest of foul humours from my nether regions, a veritable storm of filth that doth assail the senses with rank odour
My gf's anus prolapsed (literally watched it happen) when she gave birth to my son and she hasn't felt right since. Said she's considered suicide because of the constant discomfort.
>>201658553freedom from the law (crime) and the pursuit of dreams (money and fame)
>>201658592funny way to say it's full of wogs
A conservative portfolio of x3 leveraged ETFs on a margin account that was vetted after lying heavily during my application
>>201658515poo in loo
>>201658557and romantically?
YEAH BABYDING DONG
I've shoved plenty of large toys up my arse and never prolapsed or had any issuesy'all just have shit anuses if you have problems lol
>>201658528Do they do poo sex arse in Malaysia
My nan thought this was a real image
>>201658406I watched a lot of CBeebies as a kid it was amazing
>>201658614when i was a kid i always thought babies came from a woman’s mouth
>>201658614Grim
>>201658510You have to be 18 to post here
Mad how Raheem Sterling has played for 4 of the big 6
>>201658515That says it started 4 years ago
>>201658679is though int it
>>201658682And look what has become of you.
>>201658626You're saying that as if it is not an improvement, I am going to report you to Starmer's police
>>201658692I'm 31
>>201658678yeah. a lot
>Be a mediocre British lad>Get no pussy>Move to America>Get attention from every woman in sight b/c accentMany such cases, not sure what you retards are waiting for¯\_(ツ)_/¯I wrote the same thing in the last thread but it needs to be reitterated because PLEASE IMPREGNATE OUR WOMEN PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU
>>201658696>big 6not real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOKlX7G4P8s
got my finger in my bum and a sack full of cum
>>201658749I imagine most people here have proletarian accents
please come to australia and fuck our women
>>201653375walked down to the tesco. did 20 minutes tidying up my garden, then had an hour and half walk in the sun. no longer hung over. clue gained.
Wow is that an obese woman?
>>201658798Yanks can't tell the difference if it isn't comically strong.
>>201658749I look like a slug
>>201658724I genuinely have no idea how you manage not even 100lbs When I was a skinny kid in highschool with no lifting experience I could manage 135 for 1 rep barely You desperately need to eat more/better or change your form from a wide elbow shoulder fucking guillotine style press which would dramatically weaken your pressing ability
Had to buy some emergency wet wipes because my bumhole wasn't well moisturised, remember it's a microbiome and you need to take care of your bumhole
>>201658815It's okay to be homosexual lad
>>201658798...and you think the average American could perceive that? You could be absolute white trash living in Great Yarmouth or something and an American is going to think you are royalty. based on the accent alone. Do bongs really not know this??
>>201658798just put on my phone voice innit
>>201658850I'm doing 10 reps and 3 sets
I’m moving to England in a month, looking at places in Cambridge and bury st Edmunds. How do I make friends there and What can I expect?
>>201658614Can she not just push it back in?
>bulliedbumholelad
>>201658800I've decided I will move to Australia. Going to spend the next few months sorting out my diet, getting back in shape. Working as much as possible to save money. Declutter my life and my mind. Then get some work lined up in Australia for the new year.
>crustybattylad
>>201658906It has been pushed in, but she says it doesn't feel right.
arselad night
>>201658959a classic
>pasta delivery
Meltdown
>>201658989
How do you go from this...
>>201658894Oh I seeMay as well do push-ups instead at that weight lol
What are your goals for September lads?Mine-shower every daybrush teeth every daygo to the dentistNo watching pornographyshag a prostitute
Too many forginers hereThinking I should Brexit out of here
>>201659021to this?
>>201659046>shower every day>brush teeth every day>go to the dentist>No watching pornographydire that these are goals but proud of you for trying to gain a clue
>>201659081incredible good fortune
>>201659038shut up loser, go back to squeezing out one rep at a high weight and pretending that's your press lmao
>>201659009Never reply to me again you tedious mentally ill cunt.
Got loads of saliva in my mouth for some reason
>>201658898fuck off we're full (of wogs)
Rizzaped and Gizzaped
>>201659081Lots of estrogen My gf did the same when she went vegetarian, but the she got ackne and got ugly
FOSYEG
mental how I live in central Liverpool and there aren't any decent places to eat out near mein Europe every street has restaurants where you can just sit down and order normal people food like a carbonara, roast lamb, goulash with dumplings, etc.here everything is just some variation of fast food slop or ethnic slop and the places that would serve somewhat normal food like pasta is just rammed full of dumb cunts all the timeSICK of it
Fat white cock for tea tonight!
a lesbian gives you a chicken, how do you proceed?
The other day I was watching a JAV and the bitch literally had razor blade scars all of her arms and legs
>>201659156you know what to do
bet he spent less than 358 quid for that seat
>>201659156Astral projected my willy into your head haha
it's mental how women on the pill prefer feminine men
>>201659179>>201659189blog on
just got wograped by a migranthope starmer doesn't lock me up for this
get the _______ ______
>>201659189Why are frogposters always dire
>>201659113no two ways about it im a vile slug of a man. but i can change. i must change.
>>201659218jog on
Do you think these glasses look chuddy?
>>201659235frogposters are the heart and soul of 4chan
>>201659179Kys Scouse subhuman
>>201659208what are the benefits of being on the pill besides contraception?
>>201659218whinge on
>>201659250nog on
>>201659179just take the train to formby like everyone else does you mong
>>201659247doubtful
>>201659259I think some girls take it because it makes their menstruation cycle less painfulit's not worth it though, it makes them fat and depressed
>>201659252depends if you're ugly or not
>>201659134>tediousbig word bet you feel smart
>>201659269>take a train 25 minutes every time i want to eat outffs
>>201659252does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?
>>201659269Not him but I was going to go to Formby today but its 10 quid to park at the beach, even if your only there an hour or two. Takes the piss.
don't know how anyone can get off to JAV
I have a bit of metal in me to stop periods Don't want blood gushing out of me prolapsing my anus
>>201659252no but they always detract like -2 from your looks so don't wear them unless you're studying
find it strange how so few people care about being in good conditionthey'll get fat and piglike yet think they're healthier than me because they don't eat red meat or binge drink
>>201659129I bench in a rep range of 4-8 I think powerlifting style training is a meme and I know where you're coming from but 3x10 with basically just the bar is absurd
she cute
>>201659203Noel is a season ticket holder.
I have no arse and I must poo
i identify as a an asylum seekermy pronouns are wog/migrant
>Never reply to me again you tedious mentally ill cunt.
Want to drink beer but it takes so many to get pissed now
>>201659476Get this man housed
!!
>>201659371>3x10 with basically just the bar is absurdthe bar weight isn't included, I'm lifting over 100lbs with it includedanyway, I plan on getting to over 200lbs next year
Wonder what good goy slop ill eat tonight? Got a craving for kebab. Might get a chicken kebab and a doner wrap, with two cans of coke and a choccy bar.
>>201659496
Poo arse sex bum willy New hit song by the deanos
>>201659498Did you seriously fall for the /fit/ meme of not including the bar weight
>>201659492I think you mean "get this WOG housed"please respect my identity and pronouns you CUNT
>FOY
>>201659247i believe
kiddie hour on brit
Do they exclusively hire wogs and pakis as security and stewards now?
want to cum inside the gf so bad. never done it before.how bad is the morning after pill for women?
>>201659530yes
why has this yank nonce got kiddie pics on his harddrive?
>>201659596dont worry about it with your low testosterone sperm the most fertile women on earth couldnt get pregnant
The finest Australian woman on the planet has been knocked up by a moderately handsome (at best) EnglishmanIt could have been you
>>201659362nigga on the morning bender pill
yap yap yap
>>201659656genuinely looks like a slightly prettier version of my mum when she was younger
whats /brit/s weird obsession with cuckolding and trans ppl? lol oh right theyre all underage
>>201659593Yes. Who else would work for slave wages with no work benefits and no breaks on the job?
>>201659656does nothing for me, Ana de Armas is my type
>>201659672ugly gook
>>201659656>It could have been youshe's ten years older than me I don't think I was ever in the running
Swear literally every line of Hot Fuzz is quotable
Fund the NHS to save brown children now
>>201659736If multiverse theory is correct, then there is a parallel universe where you shagged her.
yanks pigging up /brit/ againdesperate stuff
>>201659672beautiful girl
>>201658191I make £80k in the NorfWould it be worth moving to London if I would make the same or higher salary over there?Just seems like a heckin' bustlin' city with endless things going on and doesn't seem like there is anywhere else in the UK that's the place to be
>>201659754no it isn't be quiet
pooing and weeing and pooing and weeing
>>201659825says it all really
Femcel sat next to met at the cinema. She wanted me.
black goo
>>201659825wow youve really done your research. fuck off idiot
Can you tell an Englishman/Welshman/Scotsman/Irishman apart from looks alone?
Got some bits onPan's a bit small like aha
>>201659858No she didn't. What did you see?
>>201659876welsh pipo are shorter and slightly darker, otherwise no not really
how are there people who would rather suck than get sucked
>>201659830noI make £130k in london and it's fucking direreally want to move to some nice place in the north where there aren't fukcing deliveroo wogs everywherejust an english town with english people
egg fried rice (homemade) scranalammed
>>201659910rorke
>>201659927did the heat from the rice cook the egg?
>the bar weight isn't included
>>201659910Hebden Bridge is full of London refugees. Could like a god on 130k.
>>201659909quite enjoy eating pussyhowever if the choice is between a blowie and eating fanny I'm choosing the blowie every time
>>201659952no, you cook the egg prior to adding the pre-cooked ricedo you even fucking cook? what a stupid fucking question.
>>201659884Was about to post this image but my pan is currently more red. Currently cooking minced meat sauce
feel like SHIT
She wanted me.
>>201659959>he needs to include the bar weight to make the lift look biggerlol, pussy
>International break next weekthe season just fucking startedtake the piss
>>201659835Everybody and their mums is packing round here.
>>201659910>I make £130k in london and it's fucking direwhy? where in London do you live?I imagine living in the centre around Mayfair or Camden could be nice>place in the north where there aren't fukcing deliveroo wogs everywherethere's no city that isn't like this now
Watching Crash (2005)Don't know why I put it on I know I don't like itNot even Sandra Bullock can save this soppy shite
would only eat fanny while she was on her period. no exceptions
>>201660008GoodClub football is for soulless Semitic mercenaries.
shouldnt you guys be getting ready and heading to pres
>>201660047you like yours rare
>>201660024>around Mayfair or Camdentwo COMPLETELY different parts of town mate
>>201659998the bar is included so you can communicate what the weight you're doing is without everyone having to do fucking arithmetic trying to workout what bitch weight you're actually lifting you SPAZ
>>201660045prefer the Crash where they wank over car wrecks
>>201660047Are you french
>>201660064no mate, wouldn't be doing that as i have no mates. /brit/ are my mates.
Watching the gay porn
what if guys had to plug their bum with a tampon
>>201660047
yikesYikesYIKES
>>201660081DefinitelyCronenberg kino
Want to make fun of the wog deliveroo situation but I've literally lived in a small town and had muhammed order my food
>>201660087bit gay, that
>>201660072the bar doesn't count
>>201660099If my nan had balls
>>201660070yeah Mayfair is pretty poshCamden is the hipster part no?They don't look too far from each other on the map but it's London so yeah
>>201660047it's not a problem if she has a tampon in
>>20166010632, with 28k saved upsome 125k equity if i had to liquidate
>>201660118on the prowl?
>>201660137epically meymey'd my fellow /fitizen/ :Djeff pls go. praise zyzz!
Going to pub with dadberg again tonight
>>201660106me in the 35-44 and over 110k
>>201660132what did he pick for you?
Haven't been to the pub for nearly a whole year Got no mates you see
>>201660170Do you include the bar when you lift a dumbbell? The bar doesn't count, only the weight you add to it.
basil brush is on the chase
>>>/tv/203079796!!
>>201660197dumbbells dont have a bar so not sure what youre on about
>>201660171>>201660195Can we come?
>>201660195Went with my dad and sister and her husband and two kids over bank holiday weekendVery pleasant would go again
>>201658406I only let my kids watch LOTGH with no subtitles.
If I weren't such a sperg I'd be outearning all of you
>>201660171Would but brexit
i'm the straightest and hardest lad in /brit/
do you guys count the hole in plates too?I think you ought to
>>201660236>dumbbells dont have a barOf course they do, it's just shorter than a barbell
so sick of this threadnon stop earnings discussion for the last few weeksjust shut up
>>201660308they're all on the dole
>>20166010628Cash ISA: 53.5kLifetime ISA: 3.5kStocks and Shares ISA: 7kBonds: 22kPension: 12kCurrent Account/Cash: 3k
>>201659656>The finest Australian woman on the planetreally?
>>201660339gf: 0
>>201660278talking about your knob yeah bit gay
>he includes the bar
>>201660308earn nothing, me. made redundant one month ago today. got no job yet. not signed up to the dole.
One my first San Miguel of the eveningThink I'll partake in one or two more then start on my wine which is already getting some breathing
i ought to do something to meet new people*googles 'gay porn dance classes' near me*
Yes yes well done Slytherin, HOWEVER
>>201660308Yeah and you whining in the back seat is certainly going to help us other steer this thread.
Tranny pussy on the /tv/ 'log
>>201658553>>201658619Joy Boy was the personification of freedom amongst the American slaves. Luffy being a criminal fighting the system is kino
bro is breathing his screw cap wine *skull*
>>201660334i don't care it's boring and very pathetic seeing all these people go on about it as if it makes them not a failure in life>>201660391fuck off you swede
GONE BE A BAPTIST PREACHERSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI DON'T HAVE TO WORK
Added my mustard to my sauceLovely stuff
Margot Robbie just isn't attractive.
>>201660456simply untrue, you massive virgin
>>201660456Maybe not to youBut not even god can account for taste
>>201660456virgin incel alert
Reminder that Bartholomew Roberts, the REAL King of the Pirates, was a Welshman.
very horny
Oh that famously attractive woman? Actually she's ugly
>>201660356Fridge but would
>>201660502was he in assassins creed 4?
>>201660537YeahMassive fanny too
>>201660478>>201660484>>201660496Fridge body and a sharp face
>>201660456She's fit, but fridgey and massively overhyped because wolf of wall street and the suicide squad both instructed normies to find her attractive
>>201660566>a sharp faceElbows too
just seen rorke squating in the OHP rack
>>201660306the weight on the side of a dumbbell includes the weight of the 'bar' that you hold so yeah
>>201660515Guess that means Marvel movies are good then. Everyone likes them, they must be good.
>>201660456agree she's not prettypeak megan fox was a beauty
>>201660577You can literally see her curvy waist in that photo
>>201660356she's got a 10/10 face and 10/10 feet which makes her fineee but rest of the body ain't all that
I have moved way past the point of such worldly things as earningsmost of you here would never be able live on my 0k per year lifestyle it would crush you
>>201660617alright toe thumbs
>>201660617Megan Fox isn't attractive either.
>>201660577She's not fit, she clearly don't work out much and her face is alright but nothing special, not much boobs or bum to speak ofYeah she's famous but come on
'Ee 'appen up North we just ignore how muslims have taken it all over by drinkin' a loveleh pint o' graveh and lying that it only takes place down South
BAH GAWD RORKE JUST TOOK A SHARP ELBOW TO THE FACE
>>201660617>toethumbs
>>201660644>10/10 faceYou're genuinely mental
>>201660685nah she's a 10 in the facecoping if you say she's not
>>201660652yeah not she isn'tbut she was
POST 10/10 FACES NOW
The footfag was mental was he?
>>201660721>>201660721
براز
>>201660720
>I have moved way past the point of such worldly things as earnings>most of you here would never be able live on my 0k per year lifestyle>it would crush you
>>201660187Don't remember what I bought Think it was Japanese food or pizza
>>201660456
