LOVELY FUCKING GOPNIK edish
Arses
>>201669519Sorry I'm just here to shag BUSSYHow's that?
so, what should the topic of conversation be tonight, then?
>>201669687Imagine fighting and dying for one of these
just don't understand why people refuse to respect each other
Yes, and you call them /brit/ despite the fact they are obviously made by an Irishman.
I'm 6 foot 1 and handsome, but I'm currently obese so have a fat face.
>>201669668it is when you're a loser who gets smug because he lowered the difficulty level by going to a smaller pond, it's nothing to be proud of
>>201669740This world is designed for suffering
>>201669740world would be really boring
>>201669746it's an ulster expression
>>201669732chav slags
Ok lads and ladies what shall we talk about tonight
>>201669725noice
Mad how year after year without fail, people get murdered at Notting Hill Carnival but there's never any talk of cancelling it.
fucking told that lad someone else would do it
>>201669424remember walking home with two mates when we were 9 or 10 and we used to run across the roads in front of cars. one of my mates was a tubby kid and one time he didnt make it in time and a car hit him. the driver got out panicking but luckily my mate was fine and the driver ended up telling us off and then got back in his car and drove off. my mates lunch box was cracked.
you lads ever get a burning sensation in the depths of your willy and it makes you need a wee every 5 minutes even if you can only squeeze a few droplets out? that happens to me all the time, thought it was UTIs but apparently those are more severe and it's mainly women who get them
>>201669732Reckon we can keep talking about crying in front of your gf after your parents died to a handsome 5'6 "man"
Business idea: never ever reply to cuck posts ever again. Not once. Not even to insult them.
Cba with leg day
>>201669797happens sometimes if i don't cum right or if i've been taking certain drugs
>>201669768Well I'm from Derry and I've never seen a /brit/ made by a britishman
love it when I cuckpost and I get no replies, makes me feel so pathetic and horny aha x
And the very latest from That Fucking Bitch?
>mom named me braxton and then moved to englandkill me
>>201669725maybe you sloaps aint so bad after all
>>201669762need you as my life coach
>>201669797how old are you lad? could be a prostate issue
doesn't matter who makes the threads as long as it's not a yank or mousenonce or some ritualposting schizo
>>201669746Lad, stop noncing
>>201669884i'm 29 but i've been getting them since i was a kid, i think it's probably dehydration-related
>>201669687>gopnickHey thats my schtick fuck off
aussies never make the new because they're lazy and have sun-fried brains
Remember Cho Chang in Harry Potter
What's wrong with Canslad making the threads, lads?
Prince Andrew was friends with Putin... think about that....
>arse>wank>willy>poo>drinkah yes so glad we're talking about this completely new and interesting material, as we've never done it before
>>201669865
it's literally impossible not to love english women
>>201669946she looks so bored LOL
>>201669797once on lsd my willy went numb and got that feeling of needing a wee every 5 minutes and only squeezing a few droplets out. luckily it went away the next day.
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>>201669687isn't that the tiktok girl who's about 14? you're sick in the head
definitely going to give up training legs at gymtoil, it's too exhausting and it's taking away muscle growth from the muscles that actually matter like my pecs and biceps
>>201669971
>>201669993thoughts on lord byron
>>201669687>Get 1000 pounds a month for not working>Be able to be unemployed and go to Spain and Thailand
>>201669946>no poowell that was disappointing
Made an absolute fucking arse out of myself in front of workcolleagueberg. His wife died recently so he's been accommodated to help look after his kids and has every Sunday off (our busiest day). Had the mother of all brain farts, forgot this and called him a "jammy bastard" for having tomorrow off. He simply replied "no so jammy if you think about it"Shit lads
>>201670016Should've stayed in that villa in Italy instead of dying in some balkan shithole
>>201670030lol what kind of job makes you work on sunday
looking up "how to eat pussy" on pornhub
>>201670030should probably have just apologised and admitted you spoke without thinking
>>201670048im a priest, mate
>>201670030>giffuck off
>>201669931Nah we're just too busy getting our willy milked by a yank female while an English slag sits on our face soz lol x
Business idea: indie Unreal Engine 5 based first person survival horror shooter with a touch of RPG elements and a suffocating theme of post-modern office politics.Game name: Escape and Fuckoff.
forgot how funny https://youtu.be/G1VVxehlWtM?si=o2oNBXNpWZtzJuoD is
>>201670072go eat a poo
pizza's turned up lads
>>201670030an apology goes a long way lad
>>201670062please tell me it's because you're getting laid later and you're trying to brush up on your skills
thinking of going down to Asda tomorrow and be passive aggressive to all the workers there lmao
>>201670071banger of a meme, shame it's gone out of vogue
>>201670010Awesome, not really to my taste but I can appreciate it
In our area we call massive moths bob howlers for some reason
>>201670045>the balkan shithole in question
>>201670087COOOR BLIMEY YOUR YANK WOMAN IS SHOWING ME HER TEXAN TECHNIQUE
gagging for some scran
>>201670123sounds like the sort of retarded name brummies would give something
Made an absolute fucking arse out of myself in front of workcolleagueberg. His husband died recently so he's been accommodated to help look after his adopted kids and has every Sunday off (our busiest day). Had the mother of all brain farts, forgot this and called him a "jammy bastard" for having tomorrow off. He simply replied "nuh-uh sister"Shit lads
wanked over pic of ex hashtag winninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBjbNkGAESk
>>201670146you're going to get yank fever and i won't pity you one bit
Koopa x Armani linked up!Need it or keep it?
>>201670181missed pitposting
>>201670181uk subcultures are too strange
>>201670160would love to punt this little runt over a garden fence
>>201669967MAAAAAAAAAATE
what do you get your mother for her birthday lads? the last 2 years i've gotten her a bottle of baileys, i can't do it thrice in a row
>>201670160go to store or chippy la x
>>201670178AMERICAN WOMANSTAY AWAY FROM MEAMERICAN WOMANMAMA LET IS BEEEE
>>201670030pasta
female perfection
>>201670216my mum is dead
>>201670160Better table manners than some coworkers
for fuck's sake rorke
which is a better city to live in, liverpool or manchester?
>>201670241sorry for your loss but i obviously wasn't asking you
>Made an absolute fucking arse out of myself in front of workcolleagueberg>His wife died recently so he's been accommodated to help look after his kids and has every Sunday off (our busiest day)>Had the mother of all brain farts, forgot this and called him a "jammy bastard" for having tomorrow off>He simply replied "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got poo drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"fucking hell lads what is wrong with me
mumberg said she didn't want anyone at her funeral and when I agreed she panicked and tried to backtrack. Funeral was last week and I stayed home playing playstation lmao
>>201670251bore off 190
>His husband
>>201670251jamaican me go crazy haha x
>>201670251manchester has fitter meats
told my dad i was depressed as a teenager and he was like "really i had no idea" and i was "yeah no kidding"all good these days of course but very funny that he had no idea at the time
Made an absolute fucking bender out of myself in front of the wifebergFucking cried in front of her and now she won't put out Shit lads
>>201670248they'll say it's for the environment but you just know it will be to appease their muslamic masters
>>201670234Ya ever feel like your arse is 10x bigger than your head?
>>201670262The funeral is for the living
Opened the first cat, wahey!
>>201669746it's 2024 bigot
>>201670317
>>201670211
>>201670252Blud went full Exorcist
>>201670234my 5.5 incher couldn't even reach
>>201670300how did you get over depression? pills? i'm still not over mine despite the crippling effect it's had on my life
>>201670262why do you lie
>>201669687alri la redheads cooorrrrrrr x
scared of losing my hair but I'm also scared of going on the findon't want to spend all that money on it if it won't work (I have long hair) or it does work but I end up with man tits or a broken nob
>>201670280Haven't seen this one in ages and i mean it, at least 20 years -ty!
>depressed>talk to parents, gpberg>"lol just go for a walk anon"Thanks guy, solved everything.
>>201670339i wish i had the winning formula but i don't i'm sorryi mean i'd recommend therapy but that isn't an option for everyoneaside from just life changes; move out, move on, new day, new you
depression runs deep in my genes, dadberg killed himself and so did one of his brothers iirc
i'm meant to suffer
>>201670406what age was he when he did it
Love hearing the British ruling class blame the common British lad for colonialism so they should accept and allow immigration when they were the cunts leading colonisation efforts
Alen: Romulusgood moviegreat movie in fact
>>201670406>dadberg killed himself
10pm on a saturday night and there's no motd thread on /sp/once upon a time these were the central hub of brit activity on 4chan
>>201670406>depression runs deep in my genesWell, change to chinos then KEK
>luv me redheads>only Sadhbh to show interest in me at the toil is a brunetteWell at least she's pale
>>201670406> one of my brothers committed suicide iirc> iirc
where's the poo gone?
Rorke getting put in Hufflepuff
>>201670431not a laughing matter really
>>201670442pale brunettes are beautiful
>>201670425watched this flick recentlyperson in front of me in the cinema was crying
>>201670438
>>201670460sucked it back up my arse
>>20167041748>>201670453?
>>201670030>"no so jammy if you think about it"gay reaction really
>>201670353for me the willy is numberwould be a broken man without my 2 daily wanks, only thing keeping sanealso I'm kind of rich so I reckon that'll compensate the lack of looks should my hair go
charli xcx's male fans are going wild over the new photoshoot lmaooI'm a raging homo, but in occasions like this I like to check in with what the straights™ are saying about her.Honestly I can't pretend I'm any better than them, when it comes to objectifying men I'm as gross as them lol so this post isn't meant as me dishing them, that would be very hypocritical on my part, I just find it funny how they're thirsting over this photoshoot lmao
>>201670141Looks miserable
leftypol admitting himself to azkaban for a week in protest of inhumane conditions and killing himself immediately once released
Homicide drop when?
really hate bradleyposters and not just because of their mockery of my deceased father
>>201670406>>201670478it doesn't mean anything mate, you're not your dad and are in control of your own fate
got my bumhole waxed for pride but alas it was all for nowt
*farts in thread to assert my dominance and then leaves*
>>201670488she is genuinely hideous
Not to be political but how? The only wild variants of polio were in Afghanistan and Pakistan. I’d guess travel is banned on account of the Egyptians and Israelis, so where did it come from?
Love the British general being as diverse as the actual country What a beautiful world we live in
>>201670300all teenagers get depressed. he probably knew you were depressed but also knew you would get over it and was trying to spare you embarrassment.
>my deceased father
>>201670488saw her live in bristol and i was the only straight bloke there
benders in the 31st century: bite my shiny metal assbenders in the 21st century: shag my hairy pooey ass
>really hate bradleyposters
>>201670432Very grim state of affairs. Back in the glory days /motd/ would run to 4-500 posts and sometimes get a 2nd thread. First time in forever there's no thread.
>>201670540>all teenagers get depressed.only the losers on the bottom of the heirarchy
>>201670486interesting, I wank once a week and I'm skint
*sniff* did someone fart in here? *snnifffff*
>>201670488You find it funny that men like sexy women?
>>201670540nah reckon he had other stuff to worry about tbfno money and and a dying alcoholic wife
Just realised Veitch looks alot like that Everton player Seamus Coleman
Lads, have you ever jerked off a lass?
>>201670560it's really just not a funny gimmick in the slightest, never has been
my dad died in agony of cancer 2 years ago
>>201670488Am a straight. I just want a nice girl with a lovely smile. Have never been into objectifying huge tits or bums. I feel like I’m weird for that though
>>201670597
>>201670601
>>201670587highest swagger value since obama
>>201670587Fully expected the floor to cave in. Cock tease
>>201670587she ain't black, jack
>>201670594would you stop shamelessly shilling your boring youtube channel charlie?
late 30s tranny barista served me coffee today
>>201670581quite a head scratcher you've got thenwhich way are you leaning?
Genuinely can't imagine disliking Bradleyposting, probably the kind of neek that became a prefect in school lol
me? prefer sinisterbradley more.
it's not gay if you identify as a woman right before shagging a bloke
>>201670597Yeah, although not so much jerking as rubbing
>>201670632tranny in which direction thoughit matters
>>201670632how'd you take your coffee?
love lovehate hatesimple as
>>201670632would have asked to make it extra hot and then thrown it into that monstrosity's face
The new 'eitchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tw0rm8qAFkU
>>201670364It’s all very grim.Tried asking my dad for help and he essentially blamed all my problems on me ‘not getting enough leg’.I told him it’s not easy for a balding and lanky gent like me but he claimed I was making up excuses. Anyway he gave me a bunch of dating tips and ways to improve my presentation but then I had to tell him that you can’t act that way anymore otherwise I’ll go to prison.At this point I think he forgot why I had even started talking to him in the first place and ended the conversation by calling me a whinging bender.
We had an Austen-inspired tea party today, and it was loveliness embodied! the best way to spend a bank holiday Monday! ~ my dress was also kindly gifted to me by Linen Naive, and my bonnet gifted from Miss Patina
>>201670632fit? saw loads of trannies at pride today some fit some far from it!
Black could be anywhere.
without Bradleyposting there is no /brit/. just remember that next time you decide to badmouth him
opening my pooey rotten arsehole and painting a picasso in the toilet bowl
>>201670673if you hate hate then why do you hate?
>>201670634dunno mate just don't really knowmight get on the fin and wank biweekly
gf once made me cum just by talking erotically
We Yanks are team Charli XCXwe jerk off to her, and love her music. She is amazing in every way
loads of kids died in a horrible tragedy
>>201670679>not getting enough legdoes this mean not enough exercise or was he calling you a virgin freak?
>>201670644it's not funny, it's stupid and overused and there's at least one yank who does it in a desperate bid to fit in, tarnishing its image even more
Ideas for the next vlog:Iron with me (8-hour ironathon)Ironing on a rainy day night routineI only iron dark academia clothes (no jeans!!!)Going ironing with my Bast Frand BlakeneyIroning UnJaded Jade's Curly HairKombucha sponsored my ironing boardNord VPIronMarfa eats the iron: an art filmWhy ironing is problematic; Amily Dickinson hated itWe should normalise creasesWe should normalise never ironingI annotate the ironing board without asking my parents!Video Essay: The Domesticity of the Iron in Victorian Childhood GirlhoodHarry Potter and the Fucking Bitch Who Never Irons
>>201670679you DO sound like a self-pity defeatist loser, I can understand why he'd get frustrated speaking to you
>>201670681Never have, do not and never will understand this gimmick.
Real women have realised that closeted men will pay more for troon porn and are putting dildos in their knickers. The troons are kicking off, saying the women will never be real troons.
Just got back from a date with the gf, we went to the zoo with her daughter and my parents
>>201670719>Harry Potter and the Fucking Bitch Who Never Irons
>>201670681bless her. she's cute and a bit of a goof
>>201670709hope she dies of AIDs
Bradleyposting: It's not that funny or unfunny. it's simply overdone. spammed if you will
>>201670695made me laugh out loud x
>her daughterhowling
Off for a walk around talk later x*leaves the door open as he leaves*
>>201670715shut the fuck up you no dad having twat, go and post in /aus/...oh, wait, lol
>>201670714The latter :(
love hate mehate love too
>Marfa eats the iron: an art film
>>201670587corr sexy gilfunbelievable how its impossible to be cool politician unless you efnicand thats only americani seen the efnic politicians in uk they all as bad as the whites
>>201670730>my gender isn't your costumefucking hell the irony
>Just got back from a date with the gf, we went to the zoo with her daughter
>>201670730
>>201670578na i was a popular kid and beneath the surface all my teenage friends were depressed. it was only me who wasnt until stuff happened and then i was. would have been better if id gotten it out the way early in hindsight but circumstances didnt allow it.>>201670589yeah that sounds serious and in light of that its not really what id consider funny that he had no idea at the time.
young emma slowly sliding down marlon's baton
>>201670690Eh, trends come and go. It is our responsibility to make sure one don't hang around too long and become stale
just watched the ev again aha
>23 year old woman
>>201670764shipped that orphan to mars
Bradleyposters should realize the pitfalls of overusing a gimmick. What is funny once or twice quickly becomes annoying
>>201670681genuinely ugly
be funny if bradley dies in a horrible fire or something
This behavior should be studied because what the actual fock. It’s so deeply unnerving to think that she’s twirling in her room in front of a mirror, fantasizing about being a perfect little ~Hermione~ prancing through Hogwarts…Probably journaling “oh yes, and here’s what I would do when I would go to the Hogwarts library, and here’s how I would be so special and unique by reading in the great hall…so demure, so mindful, so not like the other girls”
>>201670730left is defo a tranny, look at the shoulders
>>201670730yeah I really reckon we've gone past the point of no return nowthe event pozrizen as it were
>>201670800Bradleyposting has been a thing for over 9 years you newcunt.
>>201670823Nah she's lovely, a spolit brat but she's a pretty girl
bradley obviously forces his laughter
>>201670825
Might pop off, ladsNobody on the cans but Canslad it seems
>>201670681rorkes spunk sponge
>>201670842What did I just say you dyslextic slut
>>201670764have had more intelligent discussions with my 13 year old low-functioning autistic cousin
quite sad this poster devotes their life to copy-pasting the comments of jealous white women off of tatle or whatever that website is called in regards to the lovely ruby
>>201670631No.
jump on anon
Just watched the video where she announces she's doing a year of independent study, then writes some info about authors next to their pictures like it's a Year 8 homework project. Good on her for being rich enough to do nothing for a year, and then she can start her PhD next year and get another 3 years of hogwarts/Oxford again. But what does she actually do? If that conference paper she gave was so bad (according to Ruby) then wouldn't it be sensible to do some courses on presenting, or some on critical reading so she can learn how to craft a presentation? Why not work on the things you're not good at rather than just sitting at home pretending you have school homework to do. She has money, get out and do some short courses on literature, do an internship at a museum. This is where you really learn, by doing. What a lazy moron.
>>201670887>Eh, trends come and go. It is our responsibility to make sure one don't hang around too long and become stale
>>201670793>>201670761Nowt wrong with dating a girl with a kid
>>201670919cannot even find the words to describe how aggressively i don't care
>>201670908would ride r nora ragged to be quite honest
>>201670953that was worth posting
Sir Charles Veitch OBE
>>201670859I'm on the whiskydidn't fancy a trip for more cans
>Nowt wrong with dating a girl with a kid
>>201670869How does this meme make any sense? The robot would be speaking to someone who looks like a boy or looks like a girl?
>>201670935Youre taking the piss now, giving me the run around. Won't entertain you anymore, good night
should save up my money but i want to get drunk and eat food
>>201670998lmao I've destroyed you
>>201670985it makes perfect sense to me, a non-moron
>>201670870Del kotto
might sign up for some clinical trials, stay in a hospital for 2 weeks, get a few thousand dollarydoos
how to fingerhow to eat pussy
bussy? more like poossy
>>201670948it's only acceptable if you also have kids from a previous relationshipif you're a totally single guy who never got married or had kids you're making a huge mistake
>>201671015Notice you don't answer the question
>>201670980Good lad
>>201670735screamingbut that sounds nice anon :)
Bradleyposter is just upset I have a gf while he wanks in his smelly dark room in his parents house
>>201670830The point of watching the 2nd (and 3rd) challenge was for moral support and celebration after. No the kids couldnt see what the champions were doing but that is irrelevent. The audience were there for the party atmosphere. Being with their mates, having a laugh and a break from studies. Obviously that daft bint has no concept of friendship or fun, alone in her smeggy childhood bedroom.
hey billy you there?
want to suck big wrinkly finger
this anti-bradleyposting is fucking unacceptable
>>201670552this wa sme at ally pallyand heavenand apeand...and...
>>201671072go take you stepdaughter to the zoo bucko
>>201671040t. Doesn’t have a gf
>>201671084Yh? Wot
lts actually cucked woke and pozzed to take care of a kid you're not related to. They dont deserve a dad
>>201670735>with her daughternot sure on this one... cuck or nonce?
it's not cucked to date a single mother if the child is a girl and not half black
>>201671084Yeah, this Shane?
just FUCKED my own ARSEHOLE and the results are SHOCKINGfollow these three steps to achieving POO WANK ORGASMS....
Bradley posters are shit eating retards
>>201671116Seriously man not even mocking you, for your own longterm happines and self-respect: don't get involved with single mothers.
kanye west? what happened to that fella?
>>201671133only if the father is dead or a deadbeat
as ifdon't even go there, girlfriend so not the drama
>>201671084Holy shit I love Charli
>>201671144you dirty bastard ya .. fuck sake man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_--DXY9xH84
>>201671133
4chan.org/int/brit is just status signalling. Full of neeks and rorkes posting about their new uninformed opinion or their racist wordview or their trips to the loo. It’s all to say “look how superior and smart I am”, all curated and designed for people to take the bait and one up each other. It’s pathetic. You can live those experiences without posting your gay little filtered posts to your thread to one up people you don’t even talk to.
>>201670493yeah i guess you're rightadds to his mystique to read that he died in greece albeit
>>201671084billy no mates over here
>>201671155all his right wing white fans ditched him and he released a shitty album that didnt sell
corr yeah thank god for the monarchyall those tourists visiting the UK who definitely wouldn't visit the UK if this random bloke and his random wife weren't appointed to rule over us
>>201671152>>201671152>>201671152>>201671152>>201671152>>201671152
*smirks*heh, just done a poo lads
>>201671173thought pakis like you love poo?
>>201671155turns out his mind was just scrambled from huffing laughing gas
>>201670735zoos are cruel and i dont respect anyone who goes to them (especially cucks)
>>201671190bro thinks he playing Skyrim posting this scroll
>>201671224would think for sure that she's a trannois if i hadn't seen her fannois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huGd4efgdPA
>>201671224heard she's locked up in a cage in some german's basement right now
>>201671152Too late already had sex with her
>>201671190what are you even banging on aboutthink of a funny gimmick ya tightwad
why do i seem to be the only one who notices that paul joseph watson looks and sounds about 20 years younger than his actual age? it's uncanny
>>201671217
>>201669692>>201669692>>201669692
any other lads quite flamboyant in private?ive over here listening to this charli xcx lass and dancing quite sexily
>>201671272Shame l gave up gay wanks
genuinely need a poo
>>201670919Seethe
