The New
>>201669692going to use the british /brit/ made by a brit
im shoegazin rn
https://youtu.be/G1VVxehlWtM?si=o2oNBXNpWZtzJuoDI forgot how funny anchorman is
TBD (total bradleyposter death)
Canslads is operating the glory hole at Bunratty castle make sure to pop in and say hello
(8) charli likes boys but she knows i'd hit it (8)
love being a bit drunklike for all the naysayers and houlier-than-thou straightedge weirdos there's few things better in life than just being a bit bloody drunk on a saturday night
he was sat there for 45 minutes waiting to link his late thread again
Yanks for Charli
stinky~
told a bird i'd make her pussy squelch like a pig ravaging a trough and she blocked me.
girl you walk like a BITCH
>>201669816https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFJqGKiSzZ0get it down you
didn't understand all the talk of this charlie slag until i found out she's "english" (half-paki)carry on, then
>>201671280my gf just saw your post and casually said to me in a single tone, without taking her eyes from the screen "this guy is definitely a virgin"
might have a cheeky foot porn wank now that the whisky is hitting me
>>201671348that mole on her toe should be looked at by a dermatologist
>>201671333who the fucks that
My gf is 24, has braces, has a daughter, and is half Native American
got the fucking Yeezy on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv5i5yg-zNc
>>201671375yeah?
>>201671346ugly, talentless bint
>>201671387Describe her body is it hot?
>>201671387*checks flag*Par for the course
"Girl, you walk like a bitch"When I was ten, someone said thatAnd it's just self-defenceUntil you're building a weaponShe believed my projectionAnd now I totally get itForgot that inside the iconThere's still a young girl from Essex
I am a proud bradleyposter and I will bradleypost until I die.
honestly wanking on dude weed fries your brain, really does
>>201671346It's so funny that she's spent years running away from her 00s rave origins in hopes of achieving commercial success (probably pushed by her label), but now that she's gone back to that style, it's the most successful she's been.
>>201671404would love to give this faggy bitch a slap
>>201671423I had sex with her and I would say yes it is
>>201671423It is sioux-sioux!
>>201671319howling how u doing deegz
made this my ringtonehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc-2Lf8vXEY
poo won't come out, is lying sideways across my arseholemight need a caesarean
>>201671434wake and bake into 12 hour goon sesh perfect way to get yourself on troon road.
You should come a little closerWhile the summer's still sweetBefore the season's overCome and be my strawberry dream
These three I’ve been saying for YEARS WERE SO far ahead of pop at the time that they would get their flower all later. Lorde and Charli did that. MARINA just needs to release FROOT: Act 2. Then we can finally just be done with the Taylor Swift Grift Cinematic Universe,
>>201671331yea's alright but then you have to worry about going overboard and doing something stupid and then if you do you're stuck with the regret and shame for a week at least
zoomers won't remember buying ringtones off the back of magazines
turn up the lights in here baby
>>201671506the only magazines i had were porno
Charli xcx - Talk Talk featuring Carly Rae Jepsen (official video)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
>>201671497shameless myself
ugh pathetic man in tonightback to other boards
Put me in the tank immediately
>>201671506Bought a pixel dragon for my nokia
LUCKY THERE'S A FAMILY GUUUUUUY
>>201671484disgusting nonce groomer faggot
face like a mushroom trip
when did /brit/ become so fucking degenerate? and I said this a footfag, all this gay porn wanking wasn't a thing before
>>201671538Pleasant face and legs.
>>201671484Your strawberry, my cream
might play alien isolation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4MR2-v4oYg
Anyone doing Skribbl io tonight?
out of the few friends i have there's literally only like one i likeand even he's sketchywhat the fuck does it mean to not like any of your friend sbut still be desperately lonely if you dont see them
Experiencing visual aurasHope it doesn't last too long or I'll have to see the doc haha
>>201671593Gyaldempaedo/Trannyspammer/190
>>201671604no offense, but i'd rather quaff my wine after it'd been passed through my dad's bowels mate
>>201671627wrong/wrong/wrongx
>>201671331you can only get drunk in your dingy little badroom because you're a coward who'd get knocked out irl
>>201671607you wanna get yourself a therapist
>>201671607not being funny you sound like a womanif they're alright blokes just get on with isn't it? it's a fucking date, it's just a few pints and some catch up now and then
>>201671607Gotta find your tribe
why would i want to stop the voices in my head? they make more sense than the lot of you
>>201671655The-WHAT?
I miss Spaino, it is a shame that he hasn't posted on here in weeks./Brit/ just feels empty without him, he was easily the best poster
>>201671619had that for years after a bad trip on LSDstill got fucked up vision from it
>>201671658half of them are women>>201671660in my 30s
>>201671658>just hang around with people you don't like
>>201671645Irrelevant catchphrase/Copypasta
vaguely interracial couples
>>201671697>In my 30sSo?You sound defeated before trying
want to go on a date with a guy but i'm not gay
>>201671702toby!!
>>201671685FOSYEG
>>201671702shut up nigga
not the biggest fan of brat as a whole but apple and 360 I really likewould like guess more without billie eilish on itthanks for reading my review x
>>201671658>Go through the motions or you're not hard!Why do you inane cunts feel you have a right to dispense advice
>>201671739IC/Cp
>>201671713Who is that
>>201671758thug's delight
Dua Lipa. Sexy. >>201671759deluxe edition has guess without billie + an extra charli verse
tantrum in progress
>>201671715what i mean is i've tried to get a "tribe" for decades and these are the best i've got and i still am not sure i like almost any of them
hugging my close guy friend after we hung out over dinner
>>201671780FOSYEG
So basically all gay sex smells like a Porta Potty?
Release the Israeli hostages
>>201671758too big
on train home from pride there was a lad dressed as a mermaid in fishnetsfit as
>>201671758cronem clapmeat
>>201671847manchester? wish i was therebetter than being here even if i was there alone
skribblio in 0.33 hours
>>201671781going to have to give that a listen
the jews want me to lower my standards to stop being an incel
>>201671861nhtruro x
rememeber back in school I did your mum jokes to a kid whose mum died lol
>>201671847cronem clapmeat
Melenated meat missle
>>201671758can see her tuppence
i would never ruin my close relationships with men by engaging in sodomy
>>201671889
>>201671809Maybe you're looking in the wrong place, physically
>>201671856>>201671897FOSYEG
>>201671889evil
>>201671886>cornwallick
>>201671861Were there alone*Hypothetical, subjunctive mood
Tantrum really going on now lolOh well, at least we wont be seeing any mice :/
dont know another general more inundated with drivel and dross and dogerel than /brit/
>>201671889You should call them up because you're about to have something in common
>>201671920what do you mean
>>201671955And yet you continue to visit, curious
I fucking stink
VPN nonce tantrum
>dont know another general more inundated with drivel and dross and dogerel than /brit/
>>201671933umrude
Beautiful railway bridge of the silv'ry TayAlas! I am very sorry to sayThat ninety lives have been taken awayOn the last sabbath day of 1879Which will be remember'd for a very long time
Thought it was monday nowState of me
>caturday is over in 53 minutes
>>201671897that phrase is a mouthful lol
>>201671972MoveSurrender yourself to chanceWorld is a big place friend
>>201671997Spaino!
insane how bankers bonuses are so out of control they get their own holidays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKUQDMEBXN0
Any one else have a foot fetish?
>>201672026desu i am thinking for first time in a decade of seriously leaving london
>>201671847bender
>>201672011Keep forgetting you lot are retarded by one hours
>>201672058...yh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_atlUT9TBI
Notting Hill Carnival:2 murders.8 stabbings.230 arrests.49 weapons seized.35 officers injured.37 assaults on emergency workers.
>>201672044This world no longer exists
>>201672064It must be hard, it not being caturday for you and all...
>>201672055CWLTSTC>>201672060yes, and?
recognising patterns
>>201672112enjoy prison lad
following my nose to a poo
>>201672089there was a door here it's gone now
>US rapper Fatman Scoop dies after collapsing on stage
really need some cute toes in my mouth after a few whiskies
just pooed down front of me boxers againfucks sake
>>201672067Gyaldempaedo/Trannyspammer/190/Spainlard/Brick/VPN cuckposter/Rubymong/Heathermong/"Employed" "Woman"
>>201672152https://www.wikifeet.com/Angela_Rayner
>>201672147vaxx, likely
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgDKtLPp46s
>>201672152a girl's yeah?
>>201672154you a tranner then? they're always complaining about poo coming out their neovag
throwing a poo out the window while i'm driving
>>201672158wrong/wrong/wrong/wrong/wrong/wrong/right/wrong/wrongx
I need NEED a job where I have a female boss who makes me lick her feet
>>201672177
>>201672182yeah, course>>201672203not fond of sub shit, bit gay for my taste
>>201672176>fishnetsuh oh... boner alert
>>201672201FOSYEG
>>201672188no mate my poos are that big they curl round to the front
giving a tranny a full-fledged extra anal sphincter instead of an axe gash
in bed farting
>https://www.wikifeet.com/datinghowling
Poo so big it comes back and kisses me good bye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P103bWMdvtA
>>201672249i give her areolas an 7/10
>>201672287seen her shagging a pumpkin
>>201672249corr, look at those fucking titsi'd love to wank my cock and spunk all over her big fucking tits
>>201672287You were molested as a child.
got a bit of a head scratcher here I need help with ladsif birds don't want us to wank and/or lick their feet, why do they go getting pedicure and painting their nails and shit? riddle me that real quick
>>201672298corr link?
making two poos kiss
>>201672249i-i like your areolas baby!
GORILLA
>>201672147If i was a musician I'd wanna die doing it
a ruddy big pair of tits (in my mouth)
>>201672307Maybe women have agency
>UHMMM ACKSHUALLYYY…….
large sloshy female human mammaries spraying milk in my mouth from a distance
One thing I will NEVER understand about trannies is how they're so aggressive and snarky to literally everyone. They are the first to turn on "allies" if they accidentally use the wrong terms or don't bend over backwards for them.Benders and dykes let things slide all the time because they know not everyone can be perfect. A boomer will be like "My grandson is a poofter but I love him" and they accept that is probably the nicest thing somebody from that generation can say about them, the thought is there even if they say it in a dodgy way. Meanwhile trannies blow up at everything and actively try to get you to hate them. I know some really left wing people who subscribe to all the latest trendy shite and CURRENT THINGS but even they have made comments about how annoying trannies are and how they're sick of walking on eggshells around them. Mad.
Did the twittermong post a tweet did they
>>201672363Ireland really needs to get over it, so what if our ancestors killed some of them and got rid of their language. It's in the past ffs
>>201672289>>201672301>>201672320stuck on the archive to have a look at them and i'm incredibly disappointed
UNDER OUR GLORIOUS BLACK SUN
>>201672363Does he know yet?
sliding a poo under your front door
>>201672348more drivel from the effeminate swedish population, their agency is irrelevant, the question is the purpose of exercising this agency if not to inspire arousal in the menfolk?
>taking some milk out>little child starts screaming milk milk>say "milk and more knocking at the door" (seasideMARK saying)>Kid starts running around repeating itFeels good to be a seaside army member
>>201672414not as bad as the time the neighbourhood paedophile left a syringe on our doorstep
>>201672312this is a blue board
>>201672363>tranny flag>ukraine flag>palestine flag
if i need any ultor unlimited sunglasses i'll steal em
>>201672325*Thomas the tank engine theme starts playing*
>>201672441stay away from children
>>201672441
getting killed by a poo
>>201672386>One thing I will NEVER understand about trannies is how they're so aggressive and snarky to literally everyone. They are the first to turn on "allies" if they accidentally use the wrong terms or don't bend over backwards for them.They were the absolute bottom, most pathetic losers before transitioning. When people like that get any kind of power they immediately abuse it and lash out.
>>201672402Feel like you're being a bit sarcastic here but I fully agree.
>>201672510good to see the descendants of the men at rorke's drift celebrating their shared heritage
RIP Kenny from South Park
Carly Rae Jepsen looking gorgeous as ever in a new picture.
biscuits
bill and tedfunny
>>201672510heathermong
>>201672531RIP
>Only fascists confront reality. What reality? Stop making up reality. There is only mine.
>>201672536excellent
>>201672386Yet here you are having a bitch fit about trans people on a Saturday night on 4chan.Don't see anyone else moaning about transphobia or anything. Just you mate. And you're sick obsession.
>>201672532mother
who would moan about transphobia? it's based
>>201672298
>>201672571shut the fuck up you weird autistic groomer freak
>>201672571
>>201672571Fuck off you PEDO
The feeling is mutual
>>201672626Why do you have pictures about kids genitalia saved to your PC mate?
>>201672660Employed Pedo
schizo o'clock again already is it?
>>201672660Sacked Nonce
>>201672660Why do you?
Next time janny positions are open I'm going to apply so I can rid this place of heathermong and the Belgian poster
enslaved eunuch
>>201672675you'd know, holden, you're here all day
Oh spainmong spamming his trannies?That means its time for bed for me
>>201672688>Belgian posterThats spainnonce, who uses various other VPNs to post awful shit.
That's good to hear buddyHave a drink on me then
>>201672727lol some of the posters here probably have that exact body-type
Next time the Gestapo positions are open I'm going to apply so I can rid the world of trannies.
>>201672727she's so grim
Going out for the day with my sister tomorrow
>>201672727No birth control required if she's pregnantJust imagine
>>201672766Does she know you're a paedophile?
>>201672766
>Going out for the day with my sister tomorrow
>>201672699*rolls eyes and wanders off*
Mandela effectBeen thinking it is UNemployed Woman for a year
Didn't even know spaino had a sister
Ever shag a pregnant lass?I wonder if they like it more then tooMore sensitive or something
>>201672828Pregante?
>>201672766Thought you hated her
>>201672766are you jealous of your sister because she's effortlessly feminine while you have to pretend 24/7
I miss Sean Lock
Tired.Gaunt.Receding hairline.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-5HHsfsuBI
pooing onto an electric fan
>>201672848I have two sisters. It's the fat one I hate.>>201672849Not at all. I'm happy with who I am :)
https://youtu.be/NANyaGc77lQ?si=dxG0OvWQyYpVdIoN
Thinking of writing a comic called Pregnant Lass and it's about a pregnant woman with large breasts who enjoys sex without birth control of any type
>>201672890
>>201672890>I'm happy with who I am :)A pedo?
sacked tranny and the /r9k/ discord... whatever happened there...
scremeaememmaing
>>201672913caught grooming minors
>>201672881You have that pic of her in the red that got deleted
choking on a poo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDIYOiQUi2s
>>201672865>I miss Sean LockSean Lock has left the sluice and sailed on
will british people ever recover from this ?1400 bong girls raped by pakis1 bong girl made kebab meatseveral bongs lynched to death Will bongs ever recover ?The only reason i dont wish genocide on your asses despite bombing our towns is because you are Angel Sachsen and the same people like we are.
sacked tranny asks for sympathy and yet has no sympathy for people with food addiction
fucking reeks of yank in here lads what happened to /brit/ and hows it foying
>>201672965
>>201672902What is going on in the center. Pissing pants?
pet twink galloping up the stairs on all fours
kinda want to go to bed just so i can have breakfast sooner
>>201673005fuck off yank
>>201673016What's for brekky ??
benders btfo
>>201672943Literal appeal to authority.
>>201673045?
>>201673045jewish star got replacedthe mandala effect
>>201673016Teleporting right?
>>201673045antisemitic image
they/them
Breakfast at Tiffany's and bottles of bubblesGirls with tattoos who like getting in troubleLashes and diamonds, ATM machinesBuy myself all of my favorite things
"will british people ever recover from this ?""1400 bong girls raped by pakis""1 bong girl made kebab meat""several bongs lynched to death""Will bongs ever recover ?""The only reason i dont wish genocide on your asses despite bombing our towns is because you are Angel Sachsen and the same people like we are."
cock/vaginasimple as
>>201673069>>201673082
>>201672777What happens if you spaff in someone while theres a almosy fully devolped baby in there?
the sooner i go to bed the sooner the orange bastards will get 4 put past themlike xmas eve lads
>>201673111
rewatching a classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crRqa4SbkTQ
>>201672965Worry about your own problems euroscum
can't believe australians celebrate halloween in the springoh it's so scary the flowers are blooming and the bees are buzzing!
back from the magnetic fields hahawent by myself like haha x
ah... hello all
>>201673211wouldn't say so much that we celebrate halloween so much as a few people get on the beers like they usually do, but in costumes
>>201673236what's up lad?
/brit/ recommended me the aviator as an engineering film earlierenjoyed it tremendously until the credits where harvey weinsteins name came up got some proper paedo island visiting nonces in /brit/
gay peng poo peng gay poo peng porn peng poo porn peng poo
the sarnwich
>>20167326500s Leonardo DiCaprio He'd get it
>>201673281can just tell this little freak does gay porn dances alone in his soiled underwear
>>201673260if you cunts carve pumpkins in the equivalent of april you deserve to be mocked
>>201673262not much ladbeen quite the busy week, about to step out again in a little bithave been absolutely enjoying this pint weather i've been having thoughyourself?
>>201673286Dry grim shite
>was buying booze at the self-checkout>girl initially asked for my ID then saw my face and said "actually don't worry"
>>201673299good to hear matejust been nursing a hangover all day haha, about to have a nice cup of tea, then a shower and then head off to bed
Waiting for the Goddess of Afrika to bestow me with my new Afrikan name
>>201673297nah, not really. Pumpkin carving isn't a thing here, and trick-or-treating is seen as an american phenomenon and is frowned upon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1ZoHfJZACAMake the most of it lads.
>>201673299What you drinking?
get it gayed
>>201673347good lad
>>201673347if I still have a hangover by the afternoon I'll just get on the beers again, honestly the quickest way of getting it over withotherwise the whole day is in the bin
get it made
>>201673371all's good thenit's supposed to mark the passing into the dark half of the yearthe traditions people actually engage in have nothing to do with all saints' day
>>201673299>>201673347>>201673416>>201673406/brit/ not mumsnetsort it out
>>201673394cup of yorkshire tea atm as I just woke up but was on the beers all yesterday arvo and friday night
>>201673153C'mon the fuckin hoops lad
>>201673385It is not a wonderful lifeI am making the most of this sick existence in which we are imprisoned by not participating
>>201673435/brit/ is a pro-pint, pro-pub, pro-beer, pro-beer garden, pro-beer with the lads general and it always has been
a new! a niggardly new!
>>201673435shut up you fruitcake cuntchatting about the beers yeah?
>>201673439Never heard of Arvo beer before.
cant make the new hiro put a 5 min timer on it
Making a new but you gotta wait 300 secondsNiggardly
wonder which bent little weasel will blink first and make the new
>>201672950he should be particles in piers morgan's eyes
NEW>>201673524>>201673524>>201673524
>>201673532>>201673532>>201673532
>>201673552Dumb ass kek want to be first with your little thread and made a whoopsie
>>201673587What was the whoopsie?
>>201673286>Pure peppermint >Strawberry & raspberry Nasty
