The Man Who Sold The World edition
>bowiechecks out
proper quiet tonightall the shaggers are out shagging
got a foot fetish but it never stopped me getting laidreckon anyone using a fetish as an excuse to not get is just a wimpy little poofter
>>201675324why would a foot fetish stop you getting laid anyway
>when he whips out the HDMI cable
peak female performance
cans inoasis on
>>201675335why would a piss fetish?kind of my point lad, it doesn't
One day I shall poo my last poo and wank my last wank, BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY
>>201675324>laidFOY
aff tae bed
>>201675307/brit/ is and always has been a shagger generalit just doesn't seem like it as much because a few severely autistic freaks have taken up residence and the shaggers don't have the time to constantly bully them into fucking off
>>201675351uh ohboner alert!
shove it rorke
>>201675351would love to have my face enveloped in her thigh and arse flesh
>>201675385loled when he got his head all up in my face
>>201675378UM
>>201675262Absolutely LOVE are dave
>>201675354do you pull birds regularly? you ever got a girl to put her feet on your willy on a one night stand/first time shagging her or do you keep it normie-tier with a bit of cheeky toe sucking
God I'm so bored
Love to dance with a little romance
37 and this is my beard, fucking sick of itat least I'm not balding :/
>>201675409what a chad
ever gone for a swim in the ocean and done a stand-up poo in the water
https://youtu.be/GLRPvRTtWCk?si=VQlWxc-e-j1xhz2d
oooooh harvey he's just had a big poo on me
>>201675427could rock a decent stubble if you trimmed it properly
>>201675409what was his endgame?
>>201675434um
>>201675434I can see her fanny and that, not on
something quite erotic about a woman weeing in her own face
>>201675465shagging
Starmer is an NPC
>>201675262https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKJfJMMsqX4
STOP CRYING YOUR HEART OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>201675482yh and she also had that cutesy alt girl look
>>201675490bambi blacks is fucking grim though and a terrible choice for his first time
hate getting me cum in me pubes
>>201675461might give it a try later.
>>201675409>>201675435>>201675465>>201675490>>201675503swear ive seen him on naked attraction
>>201675503lower class runts don't care especially not a spacky teenager
>>201675434Whomst
>>201675494NPC No poem chooser
i'm wasting my beautiful youth
>>201675427yikes lad
Lifting and learning spanish goal:100 children
People like a ciggy in the pub, they like listening to Oasis, they want Wharton to start for England and want to pay for a pint in cash sterling. That's all there is to it.
>>201675533I'm higher middle class, and I'd be like a rat up a drainpipe with bambi
Saneesh (on a bicycle)
>>201675262midge ure version is better but bowie is still good its like fentanyl and more fentanyl
One of the first things Hitler did when he came to power was ban tobacco. Something to think about
>>201675410keep it normie for a one night stand, although used to go out with a mate who would go all in on birds from the club sucking toes and shitwith the last gf went all in though
mousey...
>>201675427hang in there lad, you might have a full beard by 60
lost my virginity to a heavily tatted british girl so i suppose it's not my place to judge
>>201675324if you are still aroused by normal sex than it isn't a fetish but a mere preference
my holiday ham, i put it right here
>>201675574>I'm higher middle classlmao
>>201675629according to who, retard? only you think that
Never into Bowie myself. Reckon it was a lot of hoopla over nothin
these twats are fucking insufferable
>>201675590For me, it's the Nirvana unplugged cover version.
menrtal how i'm justin timberlake https://youtu.be/TSVHoHyErBQ?si=Sknz__JaYaJyg9IB
I last had sex on the 29/11/23.
last shagged about 3 weeks ago just before the ex gf and I split
>>201675684the soulful white boi of the 00smy mum's black friend loved him
Working with the Turbo Encabulator
Do you lads have hairy chests? How do you get hair it's sexy
>>201675603i reckon toe sucking is normal though even for a one night standor maybe i've been tricked by porn and most girls will actually think its weirdi've only pulled a bird from a club once, all my shags are from apps or randomly meeting. how did you and your mate pull from clubs? you both chads?
anyway how is your day fellow /int/competents? played the black ops beta todayalmost had a breakdown upon seeing a gun that was a mix of Glock and ak47game is fun tho if you have the disk space try it beta runs out in 3 daysjust trying to resist the thoughts of jumping out of my bedroom window.reasons
i have self-harm scars LMAO
>>201675676Bunch of neeks, probably New Labour types. Can’t fucking stand them.
>>201675728>i reckon toe sucking is normal though even for a one night standi promise you it isn't
>>201675676>>201675753their music is utter tosh, don't get it at all
>>201675724pretty much down to genetics, i get no chest hair but still have a fairly hairy trail from my belly button down to my johnson
just shit myself through me ankle
>>201675724Yes I have a hairy chest. It just grew out in my late teens.
>>201675728no secret to it lad, we just went to the club and tried dancing with girls until we found ones drunk/willing enough to kiss/get number/shagwouldn't describe myself as a chad, in fact quite far from it, pulling from the club is quite easy if you're in uni 2bh
>>201675742same, carved a swastika into my arm once but thankfully that one didn't leave a noticeable scar
do you rememberthe very first night of September?love was changing the minds of pretenderswhile chasing the clouds awayour hearts were ringingin the key that our souls were singingas we danced in the night, rememberhow the stars stole the night away, oh yeahhey, hey, heyba-dee-ya, say, do you remember?ba-dee-ya, dancing in Septemberba-dee-ya, never was a cloudy dayba-du-du, ba-du-du, ba-du-du, ba-du-duba-du-du, ba-du-du, ba-du-du, ba-du-duba-du-du, ba-du-du, ba-du-da
>>201675806Are you a Buddhist?
>>201675755you know from experience? by toe sucking i mean shagging her in missionary and giving the toes a suckle whilst her legs are up in the air. i don't mean she's sitting down and i'm on all fours sucking them that would obvs be fucking weird.only sucked 2 girls toes, one was a fwb, the other is my current gf. maybe there were others i dont remember lol.
>>201675808what a song
>>201675806got big ugly purple lines on my thighs and a couple "smileys" on my chest from burning it with a lighter
Wake me up when September ends
>>201675409I tried looking for this shaggers video the other day for a laugh, can't find it. Has it been deleted?
post your bradley folder
>>201675822this is what I'd do as well, also my matenot like getting on all fours and slobbering over them
>>201675819some of my beliefs align with buddhism so kinda
>>201675845know what you meanI WANT IT TO BE WINTER ALREADY NOT THIS BULLSHITGIVE ME SNOW OR GIVE ME DEATH
>>201675732me on the right
>>201675724got Scythivn blood coursing through my veins
>>201675860would love to stick a soldering iron in your ear
i'm partial to the rings of hair around my nipples
>>201675894average specimen from the colonies(i do actually like strayla you're cool just some of you lot are mental cases)
Blimy innit lads
>>201675894would like to see a webm of this, wonder what happen likedoes steam come out like in a bugs bunny cartoon?
>>201675872based, thats well based ladthats what i need in my life tbqhwy. i've been feeling so empty for so long, that's what i truly desire in the depth of my soul. to bang a 6 with nice feet and suckle her toes in missionary every now and then. that's all. then i'm truly content and at peace in life.
>>201675927alri rasheed (i actually used to have an iraqi maths teacher called mr. rasheed)
>>201675894wouldn't advise that m8
>>201675927we still at war or did all that come to an end?
>>201675676What is he even saying I don't get it
>>201675927ye ye guv giv aus a bo'ah'wo'agh
>>201675882same
was watching a porn video earlier where some nerdy looking ginger lad was shagging an older woman and she looked quite uncomfortable the whole time, got me rock solid
>>201675962I think he's talking about the health consequences of smoking.
>>201675802I take it you and your mate would be looking down at the floor a lot during these nights out lol
two Canadian ice hockey puck players died on the day of their sisters wedding by a drunk driver
Did you know that one of the greatest mathematicians of the 20th century was from West Virginia?
>>201676004something not quite right with you lad but who am i to judgedon't have sympathy for some old haggard prossie
>>201676020they still had more sex than you incel
>>201676033It must have been the coal fumes that made his brain all genius
>>201675847Nevermind found it, original on pornhub must've been deleted. I remember the top comment being something like "Hey /fit/ bros!"
>>201675962Smoking will be inconsequential as you die slowly from severe diabetes. Support the government or shut up. Believe women. Trust in atheism.
>>201675947did he used to sit on his camel and hiccough or was he a woke
my life has spiralled out of control past the point of salvaging it.
1:30 am in shitain and you miserable freaks are still postingget a clue
https://vocaroo.com/1aebDELkPp4p
>>201676019not everyone went through uni as a virgin lad
Did you know that one of the greatest mathematicians of the 19th century was from Russia?
omdz blud
morning lads
>>201676033He had a beautiful mind.
>>201676078no, one of his legs was smaller than the other though because he had polio as a kid or something
>>201676058*chuckles softly*yet I'm still alive.
>>201676084ok? bin yourself off then???
>>201676113pearl jam
keep bradleyposting just to piss off the australian who hates it
my life makes the world a worse place but i don't really care
>>201676084like this?>>201676094
>>201676119then who will look after catberg?
>>201676113wish you used a trip so i could filter you
>>201676094symbolism is a bit on the nose
>>201676124i don't mind it that much unless you're replying directly to me
>>201676124the bradders folder as it were.
Rorkulus calling for total Carthaginian genocide.Leftypolis insisting that Carthaginians provide much needed cultural enrichment to Rome.
>>201676138don't make me laugh, he can just go to a shelter or with a relative that's a pathetic excuse to keep living, you're just a loser lad stop posting please
>>201676138make sure to get another cat so you have an excuse to keep living after the current one dies
we're so fucking back
>>201676146maybe you should go away and leave me alone
I dont get this. How could it take 6 hours going and 2 coming back?
>>201676164oh no, you've revealed yourself, when I know its you, you're getting BRADLEYED
watching fargo season 3that mary elizabeth winstead would get it right up the farter
>>201676174https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chachapoya_culture
the gf
>>201676231Ewan thought so too apparently
>>201676230no shit sherlockyou're either underage or quite stupid so it's no skin off my nose, do your worst
>>201676223i recognise that smug triple h image and you a piece of shit. one of the worst posters on /brit/. a nasty little incel and you should kys.
>>201676225it really does make you wonder what's going on
>>201676237been to Kuelap it was awesome, Northern Peru is kino
was going to make a joke about phoning in a bomb threat to Manchester airport to ruin that lads holiday but Sir Keir is probably monitoring this thread and would probably arrest me for it :/
NASTY LITTLE VIRGIN FREAK YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF PAINFULLY
>>201676088...hes right!
>my cock? hard.>my balls? full of cum.Yep, it's time to start the day
>>201676231she's cute in 10 Cloverfield Lane as welldecent movie, worth a watch
tired of:* willy wanking* poo barming* food feeding* /brit/ posting* toilingjust want to be free of this shit and productive
hello lads
>>201676265I'm 34 and my IQ is 136
>>201676252honestly didn't realise it was him playing both the brothers until i'd finished the season, they made him up to be unrecognisable
>>201676271oh dear oh dear oh dear it looks as if someone has soiled their nappy and is a little upset.
>>201676311good morning shagger
>>201676313Sad!
>>201676323you know what you posted you nasty little freak. seriously, kys
I'm 136 and my IQ is 34
>>201675927you an arab or a k*rd?
penny farthing
>>201676240What's the red paint about
never did watch any of the Fargo seasons beyond S1 with Billie Bob Thorntonjust didn't feel like it
>>201676367kissable lips
>>201676337no. I do not think I will kms. I do believe I will in fact double down on my /brit/ posting in the hope that you leave here in a fury.
Not a fan of the singular Bradleyposter
You know how when you see a documentary or something about a murderer, the victims are always described like>he was just an absolutely wonderful person, his smile always brightened the room, he had his whole life ahead of him, the world has lost a beautiful soul, etc.What if you were a murder victim and they described as just mediocre or kind of a dickhead
>>201676274google says its a 4 hour flight. honestly cant get my head round it. do planes fly faster at night? honestly makes no sense to me.
>>201676090no my comment was about you and your mate checking out girls feet lol
The owl in my back garden has killed something again.
got some bloke hanging off my arsehole
Toil is creeping closer
>>201676421thas a waffle
Got the urge I need to suppress
>>201676174Carthiginians were bvsed and Aryvn thoughever
>>201676441'
>>201676098hello
>>201676410That's kino
>>201676405the earth is spinning anticlockwise as viewed from the north pole so your airport in turkey is running away from you
>>201676443literal ocean jews
>>201676287youre already toast
my favourite podcast ended because the narrator died
>>201676441go on lad get it stuffed up your bum. not your fault is it
>>201676390you are scum. dont try and distract from the fact you are an evil little freak. i know what you have been posting and you are a sick freak. i genuinely hope you choke to death in your sleep and if anyone loves or cares about you, which i seriously doubt, i hope they are the person to find your corpse. die you vile evil little freak.
>>201676401haha that would be funny
>>201676458
>>201676441get the harddrives checkedget nonce hunters calledget the man sterilised chemically
>>201676362BWC mating ritual
who /racist/ here?>proud to be part of a culture that invented cars, airplanes, computers, spaceships, etc.>proud to be part of a culture where (white) gang violence is minimal to non-existent>recognize that certain cultures tend to bring gang violence, etc.>resentful that I have to deal with that shit (especially given concerns literal lifre/death)>earnestly believe that not all cultures are equal>earnestly believe that Western culture is superior to most othersWhy is this considered "wrong" or even remotely "controversial"?
>>201676458which one was that?
>>201676466you have once again been triggered by my antics
>>201676458Wish you'd die, whingey cunt
>>201676449It is, and I'm glad he's found a nice spot to feed. But the death shriek of the animal sometimes makes me jump haha.
Have no opinions or feelings towards anythingAmorphous grey blob of a man me
Favorite member of Blackpink?
get the poos scranned
are we really supposed to believe benjamin franklin was flying a kite with a key on the end in a lightning and thunderstormcome on put your thinking cap on FFS
>>201676484This post has been reported to the police, enjoy prison
>>201676455ah so the flights will still be 4 hours each way the time just reflects the timezone change. ive never been out of Britain before.
>>201676506get a prostate exam, guarantee you'll have an opinion and feelings about the procedure
>>201676500do one you spiteful wanker
thread is oddly busy
>>201676494The Siecle podcast, a very niche topic. Internal French politics between 1814 and 1914. And no. I am not joking. it was fascinating and he only got up to the 1830s :(
>>201676458*gives you a hug*
>>201676533sunday morning isnt it all the scrotes are still up on the bag and cans arent they
>>201676535he probably died of boredom
>>201676535Sorry to hear that lad.
Mad how every single fucking Deano and Stacey is going to Turkey now aren't theyWhen I went to school everyone took the piss out of the Middle East and muzzie countries, now it's the number 1 tourist destination apparently.
>>201676513Yep exactly
got a heath bar in front of mewrapper says "ENGLISH TOFFEE ENROBED IN A RICH CHOCOLATEY COATING"
how do you deal with the fact that you all got the half black queens and we only got the muslim roasties that dont even look at germans because their religion says no nohttps://youtu.be/Ltsa-IDMWk8?si=QqCz34NpV1p_LsPY
get the peng tings posted
>>201676497cringey little cunt. i wont be providing you anymore yous but know i see you for who you really are and i know you are a worthless human being and an evil soul that will spent an eternity in hellfire.
>>201676523Shove it up your bollocks, kangaroo shagging tosspot
might start a violent white gang
>>201676585jizzcock piss kidney
>>201676585fucking bogan
>>201676556
>>201676584*chuckles softly*I win.
might start sprinting at people and screaming
>>201676559>TurkeyFor what purposeI can understand places like Thailand because the weather is nice/beaches etc.
>>201676624you are bald
>>201676587you're a white supremacist if you think that Western culture is better or more accomplished than most cultures
doing a spastic dance (not a gay one)
>>201676631>For what purposenice weather and beaches mates
>>201676631Turkey is literally paradise on earth
much to think about
>>201676563Delicious
>>201676643says the yank
>>201676559Turkish holidays have been around for a while lad.You’re probably thinking of Dubai which used to be empty desert
This website has done a number on me.I was watching this video about a woman who was murdered. I realized she was Jewish and then all I could picture was some horrible little /pol/ gremlin laughing at her.https://youtu.be/7Oxbo3ggbQM
Big Scottish Cocks
>>201676554imagine being sober at 2am on /brit/can't think of anything more vile or scrotish
>>201676661Well damn I had no idea
Might get a job delivering food to migrant hotels, but instead I'd deliver boxes of my poo
>>201676673>30 minutes
mumberg getting me up at 7 to go food shopping with her. hope she lets me get malteasers
>>201676484I used to be an edgy racist /pol/ kiddie when I was an autistic teenage freak. Used to watch David Duke and post on stormfront and all that.I do still think that Aryans are the best overall and the world owes everything to whitey, but I'm not a bigot. I don't consider people of other ethnicities to be inferior to myself just because of their ethnicity. I also don't insist that everything that's wrong with thirdies or thirdie countries is innate, it's mostly cultural.
>>201676643coming back to bite us innit
>>201676694vile drunkard
>>201676703cute, right?once adult, they'd eat a person given the chance
>>201676710unfortunately those jobs are all taken up by the migrants in the hotels
dogs are disgusting shitty animals
>>201676643it is
night lads. I'll be back on around midday
is ket scary
>>201676703pige
>dogs are disgusting shitty animals
>>201676694oh no guess I stand correct and should stoop and wallow in the filth then ahaFuck off runt your addiction is making your mouth flap
becoming gay on ket
>>201676690aye sounds like the scottish Tories never a larger group ae cuntbags have bin cultivated since
>>201676748Hope you don't wake up, cunt
is it really true that pigs are human?
>>201676754its a tranquillizerso it acts as a tranquillizer would
>>201676671nah it's only in the last decade they've become extremely popular >>201676631Turkey is pengaleng, never been tho
Small tiny hairless tiny pussies. Mmmm
>>201676790no, but it's true that they have killed and eaten humans
>>201676790You'll have to take a holiday to Westminster to answer that
it's a dissociative, 'ctually
>>201676804to be fair we've eaten more of them than they have of us
>>>/trash/68737321
the new>>201675255>>201675255
>>201676790Read a theory about Islamic lore and that's why they don't eat pigs
>>201676811favorite image posted in a long time
>>201676830early
might become a teacher
>>201676801think kittens are born with hair actually
>>201676830outrageously early
>>201676790...yhman pig hyrids have been born all throughout historyPhysiologically too similarI don't eat them for this reason
>>201676714fuck that, grimmmi'd have a screaming meltie if she made me do that
>>201676801
>>201676823we're right to eat them since given the chance, they would eat us... which side are you on, brucie?
got a chicken burger and 3 wings from bossman. Should have gotten 6 wings. A mistake I wont make twice
>>201676811>barry>yea barry?>duz the pub seems difrunt to yoo somow >na barry>o well
Wonder how much it costs to hire a hitman Could use my savings to pay someone to kill me
>>201676801spainmong, mate........................
>>201676772does that work
>plan a date with bumble match i've been talking to for the past few days>she agrees>check again now>suddenly unmatchedWhy does this keep happening
>>201676855*jiggles your belly*
>>201676863why not do it yourself and save some money?
>>201675676yeir dah seills eivon ahaaaaaa
>>201676811*Loads up DHSK machine gun with hollow point bullets*
>>201676874kinda happened to me on dxm, which is supposed to be a similar drug. i'm only theoretically gay, never done anythingi don't recommend it
>>201676875post-chad clarity
>>201675255>>201675255>>201675255
>>201676801wtf mate
>>201676896avon shut down ladhis da was so shit at sellin avon they ran outta money yer da was so bad at sellin avon they sold avon ahaaaaaaaa
>X has suspended the account of a user, who goes by the name Barry Staton, after hundreds of Indians reported it for racist remarksscreaming
i heard ketamine gives you holes in your brain, genuinely
>>201676909don't link early news you fucking eejit
non-early new>>201673532
>>201676936the sars are powerful
>>201675255
umm
misclicked aha
made salad cream and ham sandwiches because I have no mustard
why did the thread get deleted
>>201678244good for you. i always use my powerful imagination to make myself happy
Well wtf, bring the thread back
would anyone get angry if I just made the thread again cause I get there's someone who usually does it.
>>201678321its already up noob
>>201678264janny decided to enforce the rules today
some retard already made the thread but decided not to link it>>201678277>>201678277
