poo wank
>>201686851not rly but wasn't a good nights sleep so a bit heavy eyedalso was a shit nite out last night and i fell out with some "friends"so i got that
Irish diaspora in his happy place
Umm, excuse moi? What edition is this?
>>201686916
>>201686940lion
now thats more like it
this is me
>>201686959too bulbous
watching openttd videos(no i am not autistic)
>>201686913thanks for catching me x
>>201686977...nh
>>201686959>not whitepass
>>201686888wonder what he thinks of the opinions of sheep
>>201686967
australians? more like australpitechians
>>201687011Very grim how she went from female bodybuilder / fitness person to onlyfans whore the second she got popular
this zestshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzTiOfAQgQM
fantastic wankeroo completed therereally feels good to clean the pipe on a sunday morning then get on with your day
>>201687055she did chaturbate before she got hench
mia sand desu lads
>>201686980great stuff
>>201687049me down in front on the left :)
>>201687097Ridiculously german face
past performance is not indicative of future results
There are people who has never wanked, but there is absolutely no one who has wanked only once.
Bit of a hangover on the go despite the old vitamin tablet and pint of water before bed and 12 hours of poor quality sleep. Suppose at the end of the day I've poisoned myself and bodyberg has to pay the piper.
might get my boyhole pozzed
Aussies be like "speno"But Brits be like "spenny"
>>201686857Wise men weren't aliens, the star was and Mary was impregnated by aliens
N
Japanese fella sleeping on the floor
>>201687171i impregnated your mums arse
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Desmond>jewishnow modern britain makes complete and utter sense
Mad how good boomers had itMad how shit we have it
rorke getting struck by lightning
>>201687186You came out ya mum's arse
Said 'good girl' to the gf after sex last night and she did not take kindly to it.
>>201687177it's alri, he's got a duvet
P
>>201687171least retarded atheist
>>201687177its called a futon
>>201687208were you patting her on the head while you said it?
>>201687148such a lie. finance firms are a joke
>>201687150Wanked once at 13 then decided to go out shagging, and I've been shagging ever since
>>201687208does sound a bit creepy tbf
>>201687229I made her cum and then said it as I was going back up to her face to kiss her.
In the 1970s you could have a toupee, broken teeth and still pull an 8/10 bird in a pub by squeezing her arse
s sp hno aoou uuut drt is o
>>201687150ure not wrong i first wanked at 19let's just say i've made up for lost time since then lol
>>201687253it's patronising desuhate it when the bf says it to me
I haven't got any mates
>>201687279omg sameeeehow do i get some?
a pikey i know who ive not seen in over a month just rang up and begged me to drive him to a brothel and told me he will pay for me etc. i reckon he has been up all night on coke. wish id not wanked last night.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0DFCZ22BH
>>201687279what about me
>>201687208hope she cheats on you with a bbc
>>201687288why didn't he just get an uber lol
*slithers across the thread naked leaving a trail of pre-cum and poo*I'M AN ODIOUS LITTLE WORM OF A MAN!
>>201687276fuck off gayboy
>>201687298hahahaha
anyone got a good 30m youtube vid to watch?
doing a detailed and thorough readhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_fetish
>>201687317i'm not gay, faggot
>>201687311least disgusting brit poster
>>201687253South of the Border where the tuna fish play
I was reading about the history of Nietzsche's translators, and I discovered that one of the most prominent in the West is a Jewish academic named Walter Kaufmann. Kaufmann tended to sanitize Nietzsche's most "politically incorrect" and antisemitic points by adding footnotes that either explained them away or argued that they were "misleading." However, any aphorisms that could be considered pro-Jewish or "woke" by modern standards were left unchanged. Initially, I thought this was just a far-right exaggeration, but I found an actual example in an e-book. It makes me wonder how much of academia and the intelligentsia has been similarly sanitized and misrepresented. I also noticed that Anthony Ludovici, a far-right intellectual from the 20th century, has had all his sources removed on Wikipedia because they were allegedly far-right, leaving only the left-wing sources. He's a relatively obscure author, yet even his views are being sanitized. This doesn't bode well for the objectivity of modern thought.
>>201687331oh fuck off you were born a man and still are
>>201687322https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIB1ethECIs
out with a girl last nightwe had a little squabble and she said>i will text you tomorrowi said i bet you wont>i will i promise youhere we are no text lolstate of themused to be quite into her really gone off her over the months
>>201687298i feel ill just watching it. imaging having a heart attack and spinning at 7Gs
>>201687307fuck knows. because he is a mad cokehead. he was saying he wants to treat me and all this shit. im up for it but i could hear his pikey mates shouting in the background that puts me off.
Uncle Junes in the muff
>>201687362yeah but that happens everytime you stand up
>>201687322
>>201687345and i'm no trannard either, billy no suck each other off because we're mates and it's fine mate
>>201687373why do u even know him
>>201687383what? fuck off you wog cunt
>>201687344That is mental tbf
>>201687373mikey?
>>201687406we did some work together in the past
thinking of booking an escort to lose the 'ginity but the last two times i couldn't get hard to fug themmight pop a couple of viagra before
>>201687460like illegal work
>>201687460tarmac driveways do you? lol
hello everyone
"I have long been an opponent and critic of Christianity, democracy, and anarchy in art and literature. I am particularly opposed to 'Abstract Art,' which I trace to Whistler's heretical doctrines of art and chiefly to his denial that the subject matters, his assimilation of the graphic arts and music, and his insistence on the superior importance of the composition and colour-harmony of a picture, over its representational content."literal rorke 100 years ago
>>201687467what did they do when you were just stood there with a softie? lolcan't imagine having the bottle to try it again
would you date a blind girl lads? i reckon she'd be walking around with a shitty arsehole most of the time because blinds can't inspect the bog roll to see how clean their bum is after doing a shite
>>201687498hi
going brick lane market, anyone else?
>>201687446no its not mikey>>201687468met through legal work, he was a contractor to the company i worked for but we ended doing some dodgy dealings>>201687474no
>>201687502m8...
Ludovici repeatedly warned of the dangers of miscegenation and defended incest as an appropriate response to racial mixing, arguing that society should act 'to break down the barriers now preventing the mating of close relatives' as it was the only way to cause 'a purification of our stock.'>>201687511ye curry would be alri
>>201687460the banking industry aye (helping mikey move cars)
Was at a pub with one of those dukeboxes last nightPut on blame game so everyone had to sit through the Chris Rock monologueAbsolutely devilish we are
romania in the filter
>>201687502
>>201687501first one i gave up and awkwardly lefttried to get my moneys worth with the second so sucked her tits then toes while i wanked my semi until i came
>>201687502>his decomposing wifeunless is wife was a small animal
>>201687502no one asked you to post this yet here we are
>>201687467did you try not having a wank for a few days before
>>201687499>opposed to christianity>opposed to abstract artlmao
can you bully the gay porn sharing aussie here? Fucking incel faggot ruins the board again
>>201687460Bumming sailors together were you
>>201687531(8) we all know somebody who kills the vibe everytime they open up their mouth (8)
@201687502this might be one of the worst things I have ever seen and I've been coming to this website for a long timefuck
>>201687506no wonder dogs love them so much
>>201687542lol what did the first one say? I doubt you were the first to do what you did
>>201687560RORKE AVANT LA LETTRE>>201687499>>201687524
doing some science readinghttps://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/13506285.2018.1475437
>>201687508how's it going?
just had my erection VERY swiftly removed
>>201687604mine only got bigger
Broken Britain.(by Britain I mean my arsehole)
>>201687506idk most of the time you can tell from feel alone before you've even had a look
probably the grimmest webm i've ever seen here
>>201687599>asian women faces are perceived as more femininebizarre cope by incels who cant pull white womenhaving your face look more like the moon does not make you feminine
That romanian fella helpfully explained why you shouldn't click his webm and you all did it anyway
>>201687570>>201687634grim grim GRIM
>>201687638rattled becky
>>201687502thanks y-you too
I'm starting a new job tomorrow and want a catchphrase that people can remember me by. Does anyone have any suggestions?
>>201687638>having your face look more like the moon does not make you feminineSort of does though. Soft round faces are more feminine. Sharp angled faces are more masculine. Not exactly a wild claim
>>201687601shite, as per
>>201687671"Remember me"
>>201687649you know full well most people click the webm before they've read the full post, don't be cheeky
>>201687666cope on incel >>201687678bruh if you look at a fucking round flat face and think that's feminine you wanking off to the moon as well you utter freak
>>201687689there was a videogame called remember meno one remembers it
>>201687710I remember itI'm remembering it right now
>>201687678Oriental womens' skulls are really weirdly shaped. A lot of them end up getting parts of their jaws shaped because they're too blocky. Also look flat from profileNot attractive imo but white incels gonna cope
>>201687686know quite a few lads who have moved to polandwhat's mental tho is i keep meeting poles who mvoed here as well
>>201687710funny how i remember it?
>>201687707>>201687737Morning ladies
>>201687736>>201687742what studio made it?
Poster below me is a nonce give his arse a good shaggin
>>201687737Blud thinks he's a victorian anthropologist oh my dayz bruv
>>201687748uve been done yellowfever freak
cocks double the size of the gfs a real confidence booster
>>201687755remember me studios
>>201687740>few lads who have moved to polandIrish diaspora who racemix with slavs
>>201687773yea you don't remember it
>>201687773good answer
>>201687755My lies have been exposed under the slightest touch of scrutiny
you lads going to be getting steaming today?
>>201687771You should try getting her hard
>>201687791i remember
Anyone want to go to Alton Towers with me?
>>201687740why'd they move to poland
>>201687774lmao yo u're actually right one of them is from irish catholic stock
>>201687798it was dontnod, the guys who made Life is Strange
>>201687049>scientists actually believe this satanic nonsense
Remembering that I don't remember the game remember me but I knew the name, makes me think of the line in the Eminem song
mobileberg getting noticeably warmer on one side of the backnot good lads not good
For me it's the Korean jawbone tower
>>201687819no did it yesterday
has ion duo guru lostafter hurricane soda sunk porto ousting it thensome speak unto you but set us out
>>201687710i remember playing the demo for that
>>201687855Could boil them and make a stock
>>201687819Saturday is the day for the steaming unless you're a student or an unemployed wasteman
>>201687819I shall be getting el steamo
>>201687828yh
>>201687878>unemployed wastemankhartoooooum
Train drivers deserve the 70k.Doctors should deserve 300k.Architecs should deserve 100k.Fast food workers deserve 30k.Bin men deserve 70k.Teachers deserve 150k.Nurses deserve 200k.
>>201687855Asian women get their jaws cut in an attempt to look less like the moon
you lot remember this?
>>201687898>Train drivers deserve the 70ktrains are on railshow are they not automated already?
>>201687855interesting how an entire culture has normalised plastic surgerya white collar job market so packed that you need to look good and not just get good marks to be considered
>>201687740ktim
>>201687915Nah, do you?
used to work for a company that did a lot of dealings with a south korean firmtheir work culture is fucked, wouldn't wish it on anyone
>>201687927boohoo nigga why do you care so much about asians. you irish diaspora?
>>201687894>>201687878i'm the wasteman but even so getting wankered on sunday is a rare occasion even for a neet starting off monday on a hangover just feels wrong
>>201687898How much will my takeaway cost after this though?
i love all the cute cats and little kittens
>Circumcision for the dead>According to Halacha, a baby who dies before they had time to circumcise him must be circumcised before burial. Several reasons were given for this commandment.[45]
>>201687570>>201687634What was it?
>>201687979>their work culture is fucked, wouldn't wish it on anyonehow so?
>>201688012interesting how baptism ended up replacing circumcision
Irish diaspora with his natural equalsThat's why Irish diaspora gravitate towards them
>>201687943doing this to every bone in my body for a more rounded demure look
>>201688015some indian fucking what looked like a decomposing animal and there were loads of flies and maggots on his knobule
>>201687991what are you on about you goose, was just replying to a post about it otherwise wouldn't have mentioned it and don't care
>>201688048*rolls you down a hill*
>>201687991i am irish diaspora yeah so what?
Feel a bit sick after that Romanian webm. Some of you freaks need locking up.
>>201688009
>>201688040kek at the Irish Molly
>>201688040you got bullied by blacks
do you remember this shit indie game lol if you can't tell me the name of the shit indie studio you don't remember it sorrry
>>201688121dont remember that one sorry
>>201688024if someone gets a job at one of big south korean corporations, they try to stay there for life. They're the biggest employers but obviously have limited spots and demand perfection from their competitive, overeducated talent poolto stay in the company's good graces, 12 hour workdays are the norm. They work in complete silence until the air is broken by someone being screamed at. The second a superior wants something, everyone must bend timelines and whatever else they were working on to their will, etc etc
>>201688127that was the name of the studio
Don't remember anything me. Life's just a sludgy grey blur where I stare at my screen
>>201688124lol my cats do this VERY funny little creatures
>>201688087Shelagh Fogarty: the early years
>>201688153looooooool...
Got a lot of stuff to do, I'll do it tomorrow
>>201688145most active brit poster
>>201688173that's the way
>>201688173howling this is mewonder why im 35 year olda nd got nothign tos how for ithmmmight be thatlmaoooooooooooooo
>>201688145ktim
>>201688085
Might spend the day worrying about all the stuff I've got to do and not do any of it.Will only take me an hour at most to do it all.
>>201688129>12 hour workdays are the normthere's twice that in a daylazy millennials
Clicking my heels together like Dorothy
>>201688172cheer up:)
How much of a shithole is Dublin really?There's an aussie (possibly mixed race) guy on youtube that explores ghettos and he went through one in australia. a lot of the comments section were micks saying that the fellas in the video were all posers and wouldn't last one week inside dublin
So who's the resident loser whos been spamming this dogshit Irish diaspora meme for the last year or so? Spainnonce? Mousie?
My brother told me that he stopped being homophobic because he cared about me and couldn’t see me any differently for being gay even if he tried. It was really sweet, except I’m not gay and have no idea why he thought I was
>>201688145>>201688215you guys don't ever get the urge to go outside, do something once in a while?
>>201688233
You will never be a scary man. You have no muscle, you have no scars, you have no confidence. You are a skinnyfat loser twisted by anime and goyslop into a crude mockery of mankind's potential.All the “respect” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your pathetic appearance behind closed doors.Women are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed men to sniff out bitches with incredible efficiency. Even scary men who “pass” look insecure and impotent to a women. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk girl home with you, she’ll turn tail and bolt the second she gets a whiff of your diseased, encrusted anime body pillow.You will never be respected. You wrench out a fake frown every single morning and tell yourself you're the top dog, but deep inside you feel the insecurity creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with a fruity bible quote, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a good young boy is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably small.This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
Trannies are furious about the rise of women pretending to be trannies
wankard pooser
>>201688246Guess you're gay now
>>201688241tbf australia really isn't that rough at all unless you properly go out to the countrycan walk through mt druitt at night and you've got nothing to worry about
>>201688251Do what? Walk aimlessly by myself?
The word knickers sounds smelly
>>201688246did you tell him you weren't gay or ask him why he made said presumption?
>dildos in your knickersdo bri'ish peepo really
>>201688260howling id id not see this plot twist coming
wankarding my pooser
Need the gore posting Romanian out of business.
>>201688260I'm finding this to be very confusing.
Thoughts?
>>201688275partake in assorted activities
>>201688271>australia really isn't that rough at allNot since this fella achieved his dream >>201688048
anyone ever catch you performing a wank on yourself?
>>201688326jew
>>201688271yea bogans and crackheads will start on you but they wont actually attack you
>>201688172lol
>>201688326
Having Trekkie brekkie in wether spoons with my sister
>>201688352>bogansIrish diaspora
>>201688336hahha
wtf is a trekkie breakfast
believe it or not... thats rorke
>>201688271i guess soi unironically live close to the suburb he went through but i can walk late at night in my suburb with no issuemy house has been burgled once tho>>201688352not true
>>201688363Woman on the right IS American though
Orcs have feelings too
I think I've become so disgusted by the over sexualization of women that my sex drive plummeted. I see a woman dressed like that and I'm not turned on, I just wonder what went wrong in her life that she feels the need to dress like that and what went wrong in society to reinforce that behavior. I don't watch porn anymore, I hardly masturbate, I don't even look at women on the street.
Need the commissioner of Channel 4 shot
>>201688389whats going on with that index finger
>>201688366far-right dog whistle post
>>201688398whats not true
>>201688389this post made me laugh out loud for whatever reason well done
got my willicker out
>>201688389why is he so cute?
>>201688366ever wanked while thinking about her
wtf finished my run thought I’d went really fast maybe even pb but my starva said I was slow as fuck barely 6:00/km so feeling really down bout that
>>201688430crackheads will fuck you up if given the chancemost bogans were harmless before the ice/crack epidemic
Irish diaspora ruined everything
Being an incel in Australia must be tough
>>201688332Such as? Walking alone in the rain? Wandering around shops alone buying cheese?
>>201687434oh my days
personally I'd rather have an additional hashbrown instead of toast and an additional sausage instead of bacon but that's just me
mad how thanks to ai you can now see literally anyone you want take a rhino rod bbc with the right prompts
>>201688474Or 'tuff' you might say
>>201688481Walked past this sign in London the other day
6 years ago was 20186 years before 2018 was 2012Wtf is happening to time. Ever since 2021 its sped up.
>>201688460ive never been attacked at least
its so rare these days to find women that dont have nasty fake claw nails
>>201688485>see an absolute dogshit opinion>yank flagevery time.
>>201688410I just wonder what went wrong with me. Getting a real girlfriend has always been impossible and I don't know why.
Considered looking in the archive for that video the romanian poster but thought better of itMad that I even considered it
>>201688510Top kek.
>>201688339She wants a Christian boyfriend though
>tfw lil timmy sent his pale pencil dick on snapchat
>>201688474Can't happen, gorgeous beach body women are 10 a penny over there
>>201688520Why do they do it?
i love mulch!
>>201688537they want to corruptthey want a goyfriend
/sp/ archive webm wank on the cardsimmersing myself in south american culture
>>201688565Irish diaspora
havent been to the beach in years
>>201688478mate you're in the ukthere's like over 100 heritage railways there. Probably got one down the road. Go ride a steam train, stick your head out the window, feel the breeze in your hair
>>201688565same but /cm/
>>201688538Did the old image get filtered by everyone Spaincuck?
need to procure some firewood
>>201688326>asks for a christian>makes requests about genitalsstupid whore
>>201688517i've known people that've gotten into ice hard, they've (apparently) done crazy shit like hold up random 711s for cash. and these were somewhat sensible people raised in nice middle-class families and been to uniit's crazy how much it fucks up your thinking
>>201688587yeah sucks getting sand everywhere although it is nice to go to the beach once in a while
>>201688590>Go ride a steam trainI have been in this country for over 30 years and not seen a stream train once
>>201688565mate....
>>201688418utterly unbearable show thismakes even john oliver look edgy
>>201688603Same. Dunno if this is good value or if I'd get better value from some local farmer/foretery types:https://home.bargains/product/d35106bd-98be-4fd0-81a7-18e59c0ffeab/wooden-soul-kiln-dried-birch-loose-log-pallet
>>201688502Me too, it's all over Brixton
>>201688504I think the lockdowns and lost time that came with it from 2020 and 2021 kind of made everything after feel compressed and faster
>>201688458I finished my biking and got 13.7 mph average for 200 watts average. This mechanic fucked my road bike up with one front wheel change and my performance has plummeted since. I have to go to Walmart to get a new bike
>>201688565link some of the best girlshere
>>201687434Irish diaspora leaflet and hand and stadium
>>201688565Get them linked then
>>201688481Irish diaspora council workers put it up
>>201688326As a Christian, is it considered a bad thing to have preferences for a partner which are physical, rather than evaluating the person solely on their actions and personality? Only asking knowers, not LARPing /pol/cels.
>>201688632corr yeah that's some good wood400kgs of it
surprised thy wouldnt delete that stuff off the archive
its a vile tor browser wank kind of sunday
>>201688613mate how do you know uni students who got into icethat's not exactly common
>>201688689
>>201688684It looks great value at that price
>>201688481Mad how the irish diaspora enabled this.
>>201688684haha good-wood, the wood is good, see i'm listening!
>>201688613My brother got into drugs. He's done pretty much everything from weed to heroin, coke and ice.He's been trying to quit for more than a year but keeps relapsing.
>>201688670a christian is allowed to have preferences like everyone elsebut if they discount someone who is otherwise good because they do not meet all their physical criteria that would be superficial and looked upon poorly
>>201688620how'd you manage that
>>201688686>surprised thyalri firekeeper
>>201688730Shut up
my mother wanted me to be a farmer. but i get my hands dirty in other ways
>>201688743?
>>201688700>>201688700Also my friend circle or friends of friendsI grew up in a 'rough' suburb in W Sydney, I've heard some crazy stories
girls keep calling me sweet or adorable, I don’t mind but I don’t know if it’s a bad thing
>>201688762shut it nigga
>>201688771>>201688771>>201688771
>>201688725>>201688613used to work with a bloke that did ice once his entire life. Said it was the best he ever felt in his life and he blacked out for days - so he knew it was going to be too addictive and swore never to touch it again. At the time we spoke it had been seven years since he'd tried it and he said merely recounting the story was making him salivatecan imagine it'd be pretty fucking hard to quit the stuff once you're hooked, the brain's not meant to be rewired like that
>>201688773blog on you insufferably boring bastard
>>201688752Sewer unblocked are we?King of the fatbergs yeah?
>>201688773was at a party back in high school and a girl put her hands around my shoulders and started tousling my hair and called me adorable looking into my eyes and such, i ujst kind of turned away and walked off lol what the FUCK is wrong with me
>>201688815homosexual many such cases
