Irish diaspora edition
God gives his foulest bowel movements to his strongest shitters (me)
desperately need to get my bollocks beaten like this
>>201688767I also grew up in a 'rough' suburb of western sydney, I've heard crazy stories too, was just surprised as I haven't heard of anyone who went to uni doing ityou still around? we're probably not that far away lol
Always use cash
>>201688773was at a party back in high school and a girl put her hands around my shoulders and started tousling my hair and called me adorable looking into my eyes and such, i ujst kind of turned away and walked off loI what the FUCK is wrong with me
>>201688773no that's not a bad thing
wasnt wroth posting the first time
feel like a pig in heat
>>201688849Cash is KING!!
Why’s he posting pictures of schoolkids now?
>tfw lil timmy sent his pale pencil dick on snapchat
the actual words a girl use are irreleventcute can be both an insult and praisewhat matters is how they actinitating physical contact is the biggest giveawayalthough i will say even that does not mean they actually want to shag you as somen are treating you like a toy rather than a sexual being
>posting in the spamming spastic new instead of just reporting it and making another one
dont have any pictures of schoolkids on my pcit's concerning that he does
had many females try rizzing me up but im too much of a craven cowardly worm to reciprocate
need to sort the shed out
>>201688812Irish and black kids are the same
Aussies be like "I'm an incel!" while there is a blonde big boobed lass in a bikini dry humping their legs like a horny koala
>>201688888checked
>>201688892never seen a woman attempt to "riz" a man up in my lifeyou sound deluded
>>201688771Get the Irish diaspora outGet the Norman diaspora in
>>201688914Bro telling on himself lol
whats he done then?
>>201688888Keswick mention
>>201688793the craziest thing about it is how aggressive it makes youi know a guy that used to be on ice and told me how he once snuck some pills through customs but almost got caught because he started a fight with a attendent after he landed over some imaginary slight>>201688831yup still around, i want to leave sydney honestly and start somewhere fresh and new. got too many bad memories in this city although i still love it unironically.these are people that mostly went to wsu fyi
>>201688914incel cope
>>201688932larp on
>>201688812Irish and black kids arent the same (they have different skin colours)
might have consumed some undercooked sausages last evening
4chan.org/int/brit is just status signalling. Full of neeks and rorkes posting about their new uninformed opinion or their racist wordview or their trips to the loo. It’s all to say “look how superior and smart I am”, all curated and designed for people to take the bait and one up each other. It’s pathetic. You can live those experiences without posting your gay little filtered posts to your thread to one up people you don’t even talk to.
just had my first Irish diaspora moment of the day
Spaino on the leftEmployed Woman on the right
wanking off a black man
>>201688914Yeah YOU haven’t, for obvious reasons…
>>201688977stfu nikka
Sun’s coming up later in the mornings and going down later in the evenings.
>>201688977insanest are those who larp about having gf or having sexnothing says shagger like shitposting at 11am on sunday morning about all the sex you have to online strangers
>>201688914>>201688892i have no desire to start a relationship so i dont normally seek them out.every serious relationship ive been in (all 3 of them) started because the woman initiated.
>>201688970why did you post this pic? just to make us wanna fap??
>>201689006i knowi get SAD
>>201688991Think about Shaniquas did you?
He runs this place with an iron fist but a heart of gold.
>>201688998what are those>>201689012that is not "rizzing" that is a woman approaching you, not trying to convince you to shag them by use of charisma lol
>>201688993>Employed Woman on the rightno, this is ST
got the cricket on
>>201688950I also went to wsu lad waheyyypersonally I love sydney, she isn't perfect and she's expensive but she's home
changed my mindset and am enjoying wanking a lot more. its not about nutting its about making your willy feel good
>>201689047irish diaspora moment
WTF did I just find?https://inferiorasian.com/odes-to-white-man/
>>201689041that is a woman's charisma
>>201689061A Submissive East Asian Woman's Dreams and Fantasies
>>201689061not a chance
>>201689061Don’t know but I won’t be clicking itImageboard not linkboard
Diamonds at the thought of proper British slags bending over in filthy nightclub alleyways taking roadmen BBC.I wonder how British fathers react to their sweet daughters bringing home their black boyfriends and seeing their wives fixate on his huge bulge.
>>201689046Americans are mentally ill like no other people on the planet
You're a ditsoon, a charcoal briquette, a mulignan
the ideal woman
>>201689076retard
diego is such a clueless incel lol
>>201689061>Nietzschean PhilosophyAt least they have a section for white men to read
bought a barbour and the gradually updating the rest of my wardrobe, somewhat leaning in the "old money" aesthetic but put it on and realise I just look like a sexless twat
The romanian clip has become byword on brit kek
>>201689116>put it on and realise I just look like a sexless twatit's just a jacket not an invisibility cloak
ex pm and a cuck chairex pm and a cuck chair
>>201689113hs?>>201689116tbf that's a "all clothing on you" issue not barbour
made a comic
not enough people appreciate how similar melbourne is to new york
>>201689046we didn't need to see this mate
Irish diaspora have the hots for POCs
>>201689113yep
The wilberforce is rather stiff this morning lads
>>201689142Yeah they're both nouveau riche shitholes with no culture or class
>>201689061>With their four inched rods of fury I thought this was average This is very unsettling
>>201689046
>>201689049fucking oath desu
danthan
>>201689142yeahpeople say melbourne is the most 'european' australian city and having travelled a wee bit in my time I'd say Sydney reminds me more of a European capital than Melbourne doesquite a cold and sterile city
>>201689141LOL!!!
>>201689189why does that name sound familiar
>>201689061Gonna be a no from me my G
wearing my kurt cobain sweater and my tomato shirt (black tshirt that has a picture of a tomato on it and the word tomatoes)
>>201689213ahahahaha
Get them lodgedGet them fedGet them milked off
>>201689213its from spider man methinks
Watching Ray Winstone in SicilyComfy
>>201689169>canberra out of nowhere
>>201689206No one says that about Melbourne or Sydney.Adelaide is the most European Australian city. Fuckwit tourists who buy up the east coast propaganda and don't visit say that shit, and they deserve a kick in the teeth.
>>201689169perth mentioned
Wanking to Ray Winstone in SicilyComfy
>>201689249don't understand how canberra manages to have so many bogans
Stopped watching Bailey Jay after he started going bald, was too grim
drive faster uncle
>>201689142as someone who has been to both i never thought of nyc once while in melbourneyou have american suburbs everywhere syndey your towns between places and all that shitebut nowhere made me think of nyci thought of american suburbs and i thought of australian suburbsmelbourne has a lot of straight lines and the square tram which gives a more american city vibe but it feels nothing like new york
Irish woman
every city on the east coast is exactly the same you all need to stop yapping
>>201689270poverty + suburbsdon't overthink it
>>201689253Adelaide bares the burden of not being thought about
>>201689293sydney > smellbourne
>>2016892422022 figures are inflated by Boris Johnson's Ukraine war
>methinks>cockwomble>wet wipesexless twat dictionary omdz
>>201689283Looks like an aus sboriginal with chalk in its face. A reverse black face if you wosh
sick of being poor
>>201689300suburbs really make people go insane
>>>/tv/203106392
every australian city looks american
>>201689275So the massive knob was alright but balding is where you draw the line?
>>201689253melbourne hardly ever gets brought up without someone comparing it to new york or "europe"
looking tuff asl in my tomato shirt
>>201689320great GREAT post
>>201689378Not a word
>>201689345Why do they want to turn the whole world into an Indian slum?
>>201689378meds now
>>201689348doubt you've been to australia or america
*enters thread*good morning lads
niggas really still believe in god in 2024 lmao its not the medieval itmes unc let it go
>>201689378can't you just hate jews for murdering jesus like normal people?
At least we have suburbs that looks like lived in towns, not square sterile lines 'roads' on the ground. More like the Boston cow paths.
>>201689413seen so many crowddives-gone-wrong videos, dunno why people still attempt them
>>201689333opinion on perchance and wherefore?
i for one will be supporting the glagow rangers and not the irish diaspora
>>201689413looool
Missus has woken me up almost every day this week by grabbing my morning glory and using it like a gear stick and going "brrrrmmm brrrrrrrmmmmmm brrrmmmm" like she's speeding round the raceway
>>201689412I've seen the streetview pictures
Gigabased desu
>>201689378Even the Ukraine symbol is based on the shield of the Jewish khazars. You might be onto something
i think its mental that cavemen were able to draw this well 33000 years ago
>>201689475
>>201689142i have literally never heard thiseven people that say australia is similar to the uk note that it's different to america
PB for our mel
sir eggy farter
Melbourne>Shithole founded by some dork called Batman who groomed two Aboriginal kids and his Irish wife who ended up beaten to death in a pub>Full of Irish, Polish and Chinese miners>nouveau riche low class shithole (Collingwood)>Destroyed all of its beautiful colonial buildings in the 70s (pic related)Sydney>Founded by convicts, drunks and buck toothed redcoats>Western Sydney is a slum full of Arabs and Africans>Eastern beaches are full of corrupt rich boomers and elitist jews, Chinese and IndiansAdelaide>Only Australian city to be founded by a chartered company, founders were the wealthiest businessman of London, all backed by George IV>Envisioned as a capitalist paradise and a new Britannia in another world >Convicts BANNED, fenians BANNED, povvos BANNED, only pureblood anglo-saxons allowed.>World famous for being a beautiful planned city and for keeping most of its historical buildings>Australia's most tolerant, progressive and judicious city, was widely regarded in the 1800s as one of the world's most advanced and forward thinking cities>Nowadays ranks #1 in terms of livability and beauty, everyone in the country wants to move to AdelaideCope and seethe, easterners. You're not really Australian.
>>201689495good for them I sayinteresting to imagine what that painter would have achieved if he were transplanted to another point in timelike if moz was born 100 years earlier he'd probably be some other lord byron type poet, instead we got the smiths
>>201689495why is it so surprising, it's not like they had much else to do to pass the time
>>201689520why does putin hate gay people so much lmao
>>201689520rorke v the woke mob
>>201689520State of it lmao
>>201689520Zased. So fucking Zased.
Just remembered that I'm white.Cheered me up a bit
>>201689520I personally support Putin.
for me its Perth
>>201689583bit warm init?
>>201689565Russians hate bottoms, not gay people per se
>>201689520Me on the tank shooting some hohols with the lads
>>201689520better dead than bent
Who set off asf then?
>>201689520Would go to the frontline if they can get those sexy men there.
Rorkiyy exposed.
>>201689533woah woah woah, I was here for the melbourne slander but sydney is the greatest city on earth i'm afraid>everyone in the country wants to move to Adelaideyou know full well this isn't even close to true
>>201689606And yet here you are
Irish students studying Nigerian literature
*walks in to the thread in my night cap with a little candle*lads can we fucking KEEP IT DOWN i'm trying to get some kip in, was up all night take the fucking piss
>>201689563just shows a level of sophistication you wouldnt expectlike we didnt work out perspective until the renaissance
>>201688888Imagine being the only nonce in angelsey
50 up for dimuth
Am yet to make my mind up if I'm bouldering later or not Probably, as I fucking love it
>you know full well this isn't even close to truehttps://www.theguardian.com/south-australia-a-new-state-of-mind/2023/mar/23/why-so-many-people-are-relocating-to-south-australiaIf you're not from Adelaide you're not really Australian
Alri lead singer of Disturbed
>>201689635Genes are what really matter
Mad how CJ from Eggheads killed someone. Wouldve thought it would be one of the older ones who fought in Vietnam or Korea.
>>201689600quite cold and rainy lately actually
>>201689658nothing to say techniques can't be discovered and rediscovered several times separately throughout history
https://www.realestate.com.au/property-house-sa-unley+park-439981340Adelaide housing is like this?
>>201689520>1718x720>46 seconds>3.86 MBnot on, is it
why's the thread moving so fast don't like it
>>201689646Stfu you autist cunt
>>201689672someone has to fly the flag I supposetbf I don't have anything against south australia
>>201689339yepamazing that people still defend this outdated rubbish
Ask Spaino what kind of aftershave he wears
>>201689141you didn't make that
*points at sign*It says /brit/ not /cric/
>>201689713irish diaspora moment
guys really live in apartments like this and don't see any issue
Just sent the most boring text to the lads groupchat and it's been absolutely aired (rightfully so) but now it's too late to delete itGutted
>>201689723That's good. South Australia is the cultural heartland of the nation after all, it IS Australia
>>201689744Send a pic of your knob to lighten the mood
>>201689744>aired What does that wogspeak mean in English?
Is there any reason to try to move to Australia while you still can?
Gay or not gay, we all start from the bottom
>>201689142went to ny recently and it was a fucking shithole that stank to high heaven
Never been in a groupchat other than for work. Sounds like fun
Take me back... 8 years... im gonna cry zoomerbros...
>>201689791englishman in new york were you
>>201689781Fuck off prefect lmao
I used to earn $6 an hour, now I'm on $140K
>>201689785You get paid more to be a shelf stacker there than a teacher here.
I'll give the South Australians some credit they know style
life is hell
>>201689726hate this shit. the new suburbs here are a total wasteland. maybe once the trees grow in 20 years theyll look decent but they really are just barren and depressing
Fun fact: Adelaide is considered the last truly British place in the world.
screaming
>>201689822What about if I am involved in engineering?
>>201689813blog on
>>201689741
>>201689785>>201689822You missed the boat. We hate ALL immigrants now. In our eyes there's no difference between a pom and an Indian. No room, sorry.
>>201689803heheheheh
i find it interesting how australias size necessitates us having a car focused culture even more than the USA but we've avoided becoming as soulless as them in our urban design
>>201689744should have posted it here instead like everyone else
bit fucking humid today chaps
>>201689855Brutal hours as an intern making shit wages until youre noticed. Depends of course
>>201689803>can’t customise your character>have to play as a wog or pajeet that has a British accent Na
Authoritarian, Protestant, Anti-Catholic, Imperialist, Puritanical, Racialist, Anglo-Saxon government.
>>201689833You telling pork pies again?
butt fucking humid today chaps
>>201689813Fuck off, no one pays 140k an hour
>>201689646More like anything new worldy. Irish dont like africa persay more the idea of africa
>>201689824that is lush, can't lie
>>201689450landed on the back of my neck when i did it 9 years ago
>>201689853screaming
>>201689875>there's no difference between a pom and an Indian.Irish diaspora moment
>>201689832at least (AT LEAST) the government mandates that new suburbs here have shops, parks and greenspaceyou see some of those yank newbuilds from the air and it's beyond belief
salary posting hour is it
is american dad funny?
>>201689903Adelaide is NOT 22% Chinese lmaoKeep seething limeyhttps://youtu.be/uZdee8OPfn4
>>201689875i guess thats the only way to be anti immigrant without being percieved as racist these days. pretty sad though
>>201689806You talk like a wog, you’re in no position to give anyone attitude
>>201689881Funny post.>>201689896Not funny, rorke.
>>201689919far out lad hope you're alright
>>201689937Mihai will see to you now
>>201689951Reaction image
Can I move to Australia and stack shelves and also marry a Chinese woman? That sounds lovely
>>201689875>>201689855I am a handsome, athletic, intelligent, white male who watches the big bash. There has to be some exceptions here.
>>201689434most intelligent atheist
>>201689930yanks are insane lol
bacons gone off, no bread, only eggs and beans might just have a bag of wotsits instead
>>201689962i'm posting here so i can't be
They call the Irish kids 'Murphies'
>>201689929Fun fact: One of South Australia's state heroes is a war criminal who was unjustly convicted for murdering Boer prisoners of warhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49KxYVEGJZI
Where’s mousey?
>>201689919Haha maybe you shouldnt have been such a dumbass
>>201689983based and city skylines pilled
was out last night and my mate brought his aussie mate (from melbourne, lives in clapham). he was a bit annoying. wouldnt stfu
>>201689983give them 10 years and they'll build a paradise
Got itchy face skin and scalp. Hate hot weather
>>201689995>war criminal who was unjustly convictedhmm
>>201689981we aint about that shit anymore unc MOVE ON
>>201689533adelaide was the worst city i went to in australia and i went to fucking brisbaineadelaide was utterly souless, most amount of abos out of any city we went to and worst people (surprisngly good indonesian food tho)
>>201689804hmmm, why yes, i suppose i was
>>201689981Fuck off diego
>>201690018>brisbaine
>>201689937for irish diaspora it is
only get one day off a week (today) and it's already after 12. Bed in 9 hours.
>>201689744and you've done it for brityou really are a tosser>>201690016>>201690032least schizophrenic atheists
Eddie Murphy is a proud Irishman
cat is in bed with me while i post on /brit/ on my laptop if anyone would like to see x
Might vote for China
sucking a mons pubis
Think of the most annoying lad you know. The one who thinks he's a "top bloke" and a "right laugh".Now imagine a whole island of them.That's Australia.
i live in brisbane and do not like iti wish i could move back to melbourne but the rental market is the worst it's ever been in this country's entire history, which is fantastic
Weirdest ever poster in /brit/ history?
That's it, I'm moving to Australia. I'll have a good job, nice place to live, lots of sun and probably a lot of sex thanks to my accent and Australian inferiority complex.
>>201689533>World famous for being a beautiful planned cityah...world famous...Adelaide
>>201690075that canadian who posts pictures of women with food
>>201690068They should all go back
>>201689974Did you know that Australians can spot poms in a crowd just by how dysgenic they are? I can tell if someone is a pom before they open their mouth.So no, no exceptions. We're not British anymore, we're Australian. You get no special privileges, you're foreigners to us.
>>201690075https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/
>>201690075spaintwat or emmayank
>>201690068Fuck off back to China and you'll see plenty of politicians that look like you x
>>201690075Bit of a rooster to pick from eh kek
>>201690075gingernonce
>>201690075Spainnonce
was going to post something 'phobic but decided i will be a model citizen today
>>201690075emmamong has never made a good post not once
>>201690096Irish diaspora moment
>>201690072what brought you to brisvegas
>>201690055schizophrenia is more common among religious people
We never did get a proper Poley vs. Diego argument Very much the Undertaker vs. Sting of /brit/
>>201690066yeah go on then
>>201690079least deluded emigrant
>>201690140top kek>>201690146family
>>201690070>>201690011If they're from the east they're insufferable. All of them are bogans, with their bogan accents and fucked sense of entitlement. Very fenian.Meanwhile we Adelaideans are brought up being told we are descended from the old guard of the British Empire, wealthy upper-middle class pioneers who acted with decorum.
Snape kills dumbledore
Hate going outside. Surrounded by wogs and pakis. My room is like a save room in Resident Evil games
>>201690068I mean we shouldnt exclude chinks but china considers all chinks to be their property to be used
>>201690096Most of Australia is owned by China
>>201690154cope on>>201690155no one knows what these words mean
>>201690068East Asia should be subjected to an orbital kinetic strike and colonised by hyperracist British Protestants.
>>201690168>Meanwhile we Adelaideans are brought up being told we are descended from the old guard of the British Empire, wealthy upper-middle class pioneers who acted with decorum.a lot of people in adelaide are descended from german migrants
>>201690079Another way around limey, your big titted wenches bounce on Aussie dickhttps://www.instagram.com/wettmelons/?hl=enGlory to the Commonwealth, death to our enemies
>>201690098Yes he did come to mind
Single ladies, I can't hear you, single ladies MAKE NOISE
>>201690213That explains their superiority to Irish bogans
>>201690196not a cope. thats what all available data says. sorry, schizo
>>201690196Never have an actual argument do you
>>201690126would shag his daughter
你好,我来自阿德莱德。我是一个真正的澳大利亚人
>>201690257most scientifically capable atheist>>201690262?
Genuinely, is the QOL much higher in Australia than here if you are in a skilled profession or is it about the same?
>>201690070>>201690011>from melbourneall you needed to sayplease don't lump them in with the rest of us
diego scurrying about the thread desperate for attention again
>>201690011>aussie mate (from melbourne, lives in clapham)mad how i know exactly what this person is like and how utterly insufferable they arehyper competitive and whiny with the lowest standards in anything
>>201690282>>201690282>>201690282NEW
>>201690304>>201690304>>201690304
>>201690300we have plumbers living next to surgeons here lad
>>201690218watched a Q&A with her and her bf and one of the question was when did you decide to get into porn and he said he knew he wanted to do it from the first time he saw her naked and i'm like well that's a bit groomery isn't it
>>201690213*Teutonic Prussian warriors>>201690191Factually untrue https://www.dfat.gov.au/trade/trade-and-investment-data-information-and-publications/foreign-investment-statistics/statistics-on-who-invests-in-australiaMeanwhile the UK has been thoroughly CURRIED and black men own your women and streetsWat a joyful news, miss Mattie,I feel like me heart gwine bursJamaica people colonizinEnglan in reverse.By de hundred, by de tousanFrom country and from town,By de ship-load, by de plane-loadJamaica is Englan boun.
TWO early threads!?
>>201690354bore off 190
>>201690354This is what norwegian looks like
>>201690339not brit you stupid bastard
>>201690411>>201690411>>201690411non-early non-cuckspammer edition
