>>201688198
first uwu

https://youtu.be/RgXEKtLB5mY

Imagine getting out witted by a lowly steel laborer
This is the ruler of canada lmao

Reading A Canticle for Leibowitz. I think I've stayed up too late already to go to church bt w.

Too many bugs in my house can't sleep

File: Simba.webm (2.36 MB, 540x960)

2.36 MB WEBM

IMPNPTPB

Can't stand when women eat in front of me
It should be illegal

damn i got literally £0 for my benefits this week
>>201680958
horse

today i looked at a picture of some atoms and read a line about how they did it c:
this was on my homepage probably because NileRed made a new video on YouTube about atoms or something and i didnt watch it

Just mixed some iced cream, frozen cherries, nuts and milk in my blender and its delicious

First for Fuck John Lenin

My dick foreskin hurts

>>201692605
At least you have one

>>201692605
How does one grow it back? Asking for a friend (me)

the wife's niece got a job at a local bar, and for her(the niece's) dad's birthday, she basically just unleashed a salvo of beer cases. the missus took a bunch home for us, but she got hit with a headache from the jameson they were having. i asked if she minded if i stayed up drinking, and she said no, so long as i stayed quiet. the sorry thing is, i'm not really in a ravenous booze-mood tonight! here i am with a blank check, and there's no number i care to write. ah. irony.

File: 1707167449630821.jpg (47 KB, 519x519)

47 KB JPG

hello. time for church

>>201689417
yeah we all saw it. gods talking to us and he calls us horses.

horse

he named a store after me. is this post shadowbanned? its so weird, he keeps me extremely thin in total isolation. my vote is YES, instant off switch of the entire world.

>going to miss Canadaanons cuteposting
its sad

File: 1707138067992324.jpg (24 KB, 474x711)

24 KB JPG

hate being retarded

this thread feels really strange
*nervously plods, torch-in-hand like a horror movie character*
>"what happened here?"

I like playing games with my girlfriend but she refuses to use mouse and keyboard even when playing PC games and she's not very good with a controller so it limits the amount of games we can play

File: IMG_2785.jpg (134 KB, 485x769)

134 KB JPG

I've spent long enough without masturbating now that I'm just horny over everything. It sucks, I mean I dreamt about my cousin last night.

https://rumble.com/v5c7kd9-letter-from-bosnia.html
https://rumble.com/v5c7kd9-letter-from-bosnia.html
https://rumble.com/v5c7kd9-letter-from-bosnia.html

>>201693870
to be fair your cousin is extremely fertile and breedable

>>201693870
jack off already ffs

jason

>>201693193
what do you do in a church?

>>201693909
She's older than me and is that one cousin I've always been attracted to, I suppose. We've never done anything ever, I mean nothing in any which way, but she's getting MILFy and that's okay, but not okay. She's my cousin.
>>201693938
No.

>>201694086
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

>nofap turns you into a cousinfucker

i got very far on nofap, since i'm pretty low-test, but then i had a wet dream as a fucking adult and never tried again. at least it reminded me of that old pam anderson playboy tape. you guys remember the one? with the knockoff version of yello's oh yeah?

The legend lives on from the Chippewa on down
Of the big lake they call Gitche Gumee
The lake, it is said, never gives up her dead
When the skies of November turn gloomy
With a load of iron ore twenty-six thousand tons more
Than the Edmund Fitzgerald weighed empty
That good ship and true was a bone to be chewed
When the gales of November came early

the furthest I got in nofap was 3 months, I didn't really notice any benefits beyond being horny all the time and even landwhales started to turn me on

Tharr She blows

>>201693975
pray for my family

>>201694408
>very far
how many years?

>>201694938
*and friends

>>201688198
The sphere is so cool

>>201694970
years? it was around a month, if that. i'm not a monk, you know.

>>201695031
>a month
grim

The longest I did nofap was about 2 months. I came so fucking hard at the end, it literally flew 10 feet away from me. It was scary

>>201695052
i'm married. it's not like i'm always spunking into the toilet. i was curious, and we're both spiritual people, so she was too. i wondered if the energy would go up my kundolini, or whatever. instead i blew a load in my shorts, and was so shocked, i couldn't come up with a lie. so yeah, not a great experience. prefer leaving myself with her, or my imagination. the inside of of my drawers? not as much.

File: F23HY54XQAAkgkJ.jpg (196 KB, 1125x1031)

196 KB JPG

and thats why i'm
7 o'clock that's prime time
Heaven'll watch, God callin' from the hotlines
Why he keep givin' me hot lines?
I'm a star, how could I not shine?

>>201695237
>we're both spiritual people
based

>>201695237
>kundolini
What is that?

>>201695629
idk i read about it on /x/. the idea that i understood was, you can save and *transform* sexual energy toward other purposes. i guess i couldn't do the second part. my sexual energy just saves until it pops, apparently. all this tmi said, i don't discourage nofap. men seem to have good results with it, and i like that. if it works for you, go with it.

I'm a 2-pump chump. It's saved me a lot of time and trouble. I beat my meat maybe once a week and it takes about 20 seconds, I treat the whole procedure like popping a zit, just get it out of the way. I've had sex with 8 women and only under the influence of drugs and wearing a condom can I last more than 10 minutes.

File: file.png (189 KB, 504x285)

189 KB PNG

ASMONGOLD NOOOO

>>201693975
Depends on the denomination. Usually people pray, listen to the priest or pastor, and sing

I put my alcohol and mixers in the closet so my parents don't think I'm an alcoholic

>>201695793
There was one girl who i would always cum instantly inside of. It was so embarrassing and it never happened with anyone else

>>201695918
you just throw some ice into them when they leave? what's your favorite mix?

File: 1725144349031026.webm (3.9 MB, 1198x720)

3.9 MB WEBM

https://youtu.be/eQF7FDeUePA

>>201696048
When they leave I put the ingredients in the freezer or fridge. I usually mix vodka with seltzer or club soda.

skibidi toilet

>>201696371
sounds about right. shame you can't really hide beer. then again, when i was really bad, i didn't drink beer anymore.

i aint be like somma dem hard niggas
i'm dainty like a daisy, pretty as a plum, gentle as the breeze
and you are all of my special buttercups

File: pepe-singing-in-front-of-(...).png (407 KB, 800x609)

407 KB PNG

It started with a whisper
And that was when I kissed her
And then she made my lips hurt
I can hear the chit-chat
Take me to your love shack
Mama's always gotta backtrack
When everybody talks back

while masturbating or having sex:
>wow this feels so good I love women
immediately after ejaculating:
>what the fuck am I doing with my life

>>201696621
Beer would fit in my closet but yeah it takes up more space.
I'm not that bad but it's a habit. I'm being more careful now though. Instead of staying sober during the week and drinking too much at bars that weekend, potentially putting myself or others in danger, I allow myself a drink or two total during the week after work

>>201697200
i never got either of these. when i was alone, my after was always
>oh my god she's so beautiful, holy shit i can't believe she got naked on the internet
and after now
>ooh, careful! get the towel get the towel and WATCH her take the plan b

>>201697265
oh, i think you're okay then, if you're being honest. you're hiding it more due to your living circumstances, than shying away from addiction.

>>201697289
I lose all interest in women after I cum so I dunno

>>201696318
join eu4 /int/ multiplayer game pls come join and stay

i don't even need to cum to lose all interest in women

File: IMG_6180.jpg (380 KB, 852x1868)

380 KB JPG

Good morning /cum/friends it’s hot today

>>201697622
good morning anon
> it’s hot today
i know i am, but thank you
what are your plans for today

I lose all interest in women when I ever bother interacting with one for a few seconds

>>201697523
completely? because when i came to camgirls, half the rev was thinking i could re-rub and get another blast.

File: IMG_0681.jpg (1.02 MB, 2160x899)

1.02 MB JPG

I didn’t win the lottery

today i will go into the hustle and bustle of the big city to live my dream as an aspiring young prostitute

>>201697763
Vast majority of the time. A few times I am so horny that I could go again but it's pretty rare
I've never watched camgirls though

File: IMG_6179.jpg (291 KB, 1312x2019)

291 KB JPG

>>201697710
My plan is to get a haircut and go to Costco, and otherwise be unproductive. You?

>>201697821
well, i guess it splits evenly. i was just horn-ing all day, but you get the horizon after. anything you want. you could play an older shooter to the matrix soundtrack, who knows!

Dead thread, how come this place is more lively during the workweek?

File: 1724715698701996.jpg (27 KB, 824x824)

27 KB JPG

>one paragraph essay due at the end of the day

Do you guys think your dad ever looked upon you proudly when you were wrestling with your tomboy best friend in the front yard and thought to himself "get it, son"

>>201698542
People do stuff on the weekend and veg out during the week

>>201698542
cum folk aint got no jobs

cum more like bum

A women just did the wage gap on me

>>201698625
I've never had a female friend

>>201698625
i had a girl friend, but i never looked her up. i don't want to. i just hope she's well. and i hope she gave that yellow ranger plush i gave her to someone she cared about!

Gobless

>>201699429
I randomly saw my first gf twice at a walmart in the town I ended up moving to a few years after she left for vegas. We didn't say anything to each other. I liked her, she taught me how to be a man.

Eating taco bell breakfast in my new shitbox car. We're out here.

>>201699539
Are you that anon who lives in his car?

File: imago0076651609s.jpg (13 KB, 282x420)

13 KB JPG

Need women with this type of face
Where to get?

>>201699708
the local tranny bar

America is a totalitarian, fascist hellhole run by neo-nazis, racists, with POC and queer folx being murdered in the street daily.
And yet every single thirdie on EARTH will risk life and limb to be in the country, even if they cannot have legal rights in it and risk deportation. Many will trek for days in the hot Mexican desert and risk their lives for a chance to make it.

Just how fucking bad IS it out there?

>>201697412
It's definitely a habit and I'm self-conscious about it but yeah I'm careful. I switched to this pattern in the first place because I crunched the numbers, did some reading, and realized the body processes alcohol more slowly than people think and that even at 1/2 the legal limit it's not safe to do things like driving or running around.

>>201699581
there are many reasons for eating taco bell in your car

File: IMG_6178.jpg (457 KB, 1148x2008)

457 KB JPG

>>201699743
Fuck off, schizo.

>>201700110
are any of them positive?

One day I'm gonna be rich and famous, you'll see!

>>201700186
yes

>>201700137
oh wow

>>201700186
yes i am enjoying the freedom of finally having a car and going outside and i like taco bell a lot I have a full belly for 5 dollars
>>201699743
if only you knew how bad things really are

>>201700209
i hope you are! and i hope you never have to acknowledge us publicly. it's okay. we understand. <3

File: kag.jpg (21 KB, 480x345)

21 KB JPG

#mood

File: 1695673744389066.png (930 KB, 720x576)

930 KB PNG

back from church

>>201700901
Good morning budsy.

first interview down, got hired on the spot. 3 more to go. i'm gonna see which job sounds best/pays best and just pick from them

>trump is the least "conservative" republican ever, bill clinton is more conservative
>omg drumpf is a fucking fascist nazi!!!

Fun fact, in the original version of the Bible, Jesus is only mentioned incidentally. Subsequent rewrites made him a more important character.

kamala winning would be the biggest disappointment of my life

I’m the Pakistani Alain Delon

>>201701715
oh hey. how are you?

Religion has literally never been an important part of my life. Probably because I grew up in a big city. My parents weren’t religious but we still did all the normal Christian holidays.
I think religion helps form communities and it would benefit me to join a church, but I don’t think I could ever have faith in God.

>>201701891
Same pretty much, I just dont understand how people can believe in it

File: 791103ff37eca7ce2e60ee276(...).jpg (32 KB, 736x717)

32 KB JPG

holy fuck I hate being sick you basically can't do anything but sit and rot.

swifties for trump

File: 2060765680.0[2].jpg (82 KB, 1200x800)

82 KB JPG

Californians be like "a h'white man? yeah lets shoot em!"

stupid bitch little darling cat just came back inside and shit inside even though she was just outside

hello

>>201702081
i hope you feel better

>>201702431
thank you

>>201702081
what are your symptoms?

>>201702468
no problem

>>201702495
i have caught the forever virgin disease

imagine being pakistanian, crazy shit.

>>201702557
who are you talking to

>>201702617
imagine?

>>201702431
thanks bro
>>201702495
Basically started with a sore throat one morning that got progressively worse throughout the day until it disappeared 2 days later. Then a running nose started and got progressively worse and that's where I am now. Got that generally feeling of fatigue around my eyes too.

>>201701753
Good

I am the white Jorge Bush

momberg wont buy me McDonalds

File: Screenshot_20240901-131005.png (1.43 MB, 1076x1552)

1.43 MB PNG

it's over

>>201702820
kamala is winning though

File: GWFoaxeXgAAcWNG.jpg (98 KB, 998x1097)

98 KB JPG

>kamala is winning though

>>201702735
What's the toy right now?

>>201702550
same, same
>>201702680
brutal, could it be covid? get well soon anon

>>201702981
idk i just want nuggets

File: 1708193928394610.jpg (60 KB, 441x436)

60 KB JPG

>In 1998, Nobel laureate Toni Morrison called Clinton "the first black president", saying, "Clinton displays almost every trope of blackness: single-parent household, born poor, working-class, saxophone-playing, McDonald's-and-junk-food-loving boy from Arkansas".[277]
Always knew Bill was a honorary nigga

finna gluck gluck some glizzys

>>201702847
do you know what the electoral college is

>>201703124
yeah and shes leading in most of the swing states

>>201703159
polls always overestimate democrats by 3-7 points

>>201702995
I think I had covid earlier this year. These are the first two sicknesses I had in the past decade. As annoying as it is, this one is way more manageable than the first. The first had me practically bedridden for 3+ weeks and caused me to hiccup 24/7 for some reason. Every hiccup was painful too and prevented me from sleeping.

File: 1718934094586578.jpg (48 KB, 750x611)

48 KB JPG

>>201702820
Strange how most of our old memes are used by Facebook boomers and presidential candidates for the past 8 years

>be white
>don't do drugs
>get instantly hired everywhere
oregon is pretty based no cap. they must still be reeling from the every drug legalization lmao, second interview offered me a company car and 30 an hour for flagging

>>201700137
pancake ass

File: ori.jpg (93 KB, 850x1020)

93 KB JPG

I'm so despondent about everything. Everything I try goes totally wrong. There's no escape from this hole here. I feel drained. So far, I still haven't found a real purpose in life. Sometimes, I'm afraid to get out of bed in the morning. There's nothing to get up for.

File: Fan.jpg (101 KB, 750x789)

101 KB JPG

I'm so excited about everything. Everything I try makes me better than I was before, even if I fail. There's are a million ways to explore this beautiful world. I feel pumped. So far, I've found so many things to give me purpose in life. Sometimes, I'm so excited to get out of bed in the morning that I can't sleep. There's everything to get up for.

>>201703450
I wish I could be this excited about life

cumbellina

I think I took two pills and my stummy feels weird

File: GVbpjpJXYAAt4dF.jpg (162 KB, 900x900)

162 KB JPG

>>201702981

> full sandwich at a local deli costs 20 fucking dollars
inflation has gone too far

>>201703809
kamala will fix the economy

>>201703834
Why won't she fix it now as VP?

>>201703861
uh just you're fucking sexist and racist for asking that

>>201703809
use the mcdicks app, when local teams do something they give away free burgers. with the meal deal i get 2 mcdoubles, 4 piece nugget, fries and a drink for 5 bucks plus tax. add mayo on the burgers for free extra calories

File: 1720062570960398.png (112 KB, 1000x1000)

112 KB PNG

This board is so full of blackpillers man. I'm just never ever ever going to give up hope is all

File: 1725160783046096[3].webm (3.92 MB, 958x540)

3.92 MB WEBM

>>201703900
I'm a real human bean thougheverbeit

File: We.jpg (94 KB, 1080x1148)

94 KB JPG

>>201703900
b-b-b-b-basedo

Every night I pray for a third impact

>>201703900
Blackpillers are retarded or just projecting a depressive view 90% of the time

File: 654891635456.jpg (28 KB, 640x514)

28 KB JPG

>>201703982
Every night I pray for tougher battles.

mindset is all you really have control over in this world, but with a good mindset you can improve your surroundings
https://youtu.be/_Kmh4BbJPz8?si=8BvYcWW7HRgyl51K

>>201703884
I just wanted to know :(

>go on reddit for one minute
>get instantly reminded how utterly insufferable they are

File: 77.jpg (183 KB, 1149x2078)

183 KB JPG

>>201704170
they don't even know how back we are

>go on reddit for one minute
ISHGGYYDYTYY

Everyone knows that (you've got) ULTERIOR MOTIVES

i'm pretty poor right now but i'm thinking of buying a hoodie, it's starting to get chilly

File: Screenshot 2024-09-01 at (...).png (67 KB, 2694x262)

67 KB PNG

im still poor af

>>201704457
I have mor money than you

>>201704457
tryna order me some doordash?

i have 500 and about 60% of it will go towards cruising around oregon hitting up interviews

what type of personality lends someone to become a redditor? its really kind of unbelievable how insufferable they are

>>201704163
I want to fight aliens

sup jeetbro

I just>>201704581
watched this whole video
https://youtu.be/8zLXw7SQvAk?si=IddT2wyccsZWbpIQ

he did the thing! c:
dont know why it split the posts like that

>>201705209
Do you love hispanic people with all your heart?

>>201705457
:o

>>201705457
Yes, but only the ones who aren't overweight.

>>201704901
i watched it up until the britfag gave his faggot opinion of the air show. cool vid tho

The word "ought" is ridiculous

is ought

Cleaned everything up off the floor of my room and vacuumed it. Put my clothes away and put some stuff in the recycling too.

Hard cider seems to suppress my appetite the next day

>>201705640
You ought to be ashamed of yourself, idiotic zoomer.

that's it, i'm gonna buy a hoodie

>>201705892
What are you, a child?
Get a coat like an adult.

>>201705996
i have a heavy coat but i need an in between

File: image1.jpg (1.26 MB, 2448x3264)

1.26 MB JPG

>What are you, a child?
>Get a coat like an adult.

File: 07d4d711a5072f299fc80cd86(...).jpg (32 KB, 550x552)

32 KB JPG

>>201705818
>>201704581
We're going to make it

Please stay indoors

https://files.catbox.moe/19ii8z.mp4

catbox never works on my phone now, sad!

File: avogadro.jpg (38 KB, 850x850)

38 KB JPG

Completely and irredeemably blackpilled

>>201706494
me before i gather the strength to take an incelwalk and then feel on top of the world

File: 1633913176188.jpg (64 KB, 802x960)

64 KB JPG

I slept 5 hours in the day yesterday.
I slept 13 hours for bed.
I woke up 2 hours ago.
I might take another nap now

I have to watch sound of music with my family but really all I want to do is binge watch the Rocky movies again

>>201706688
Sound of Music is top tier for the first half, but the movie is twice as long as it needs to be

who trusts the media in 2024?

Im a professional nigger

Saw a guy who looked like this other guy, and then my survival instinct kicked in.

Gonna normalize "moid" and "foid"

>>201703771
That's adorable

Shid and fard

had mcdicks for breakfast, but i'm also thinking mcdicks for lunch

>>201706949
Your poor heart

I haven't had mcdonalds in like 6 years

Scooby dooby doooooo

Sexual relations

>>201706999
my heart is happy, what say you?

Good evening gentlemen.

Chinese

I am a scholar

no better feeling than making a company reliant on your efforts, only to disappear into the void without notice. i need a name for it, irish goodbye just doesnt hit as strong as it should

I did not have sexual relations with that woman

File: 1724987166172279 (1).jpg (187 KB, 743x1204)

187 KB JPG

ello then

give me attention

kys

should i get a walmart hoodie or a carhartt

should i upgrade to an rtx 4080 from a 3080 ti

Asked men and women separately about a hypothetical scenario (i.e. you get the best-feeling sex and best orgasm possible, but you're literally having sex with a minion, would you do it).
It seems like women understand hypothetical scenarios at a lesser rate than men do.

>>201707361
Hit ‘em with old Michael Rockefeller

but I had breakfast this morning

>>201707681
hell no

>>201707681
You mean those little yellow guys?
What the fuck is wrong with you, to even propose such a hypothetical scenario?

>>201707716
Yeah, but you understand the premise, right?
The hypothetical is that it would *feel* like the best sex ever, but that it's with... one of those things.
The women I asked were so confused. They repeatedly said that it's impossible and refused to give a straight answer.

>>201707681
How do you mean? Were they asking follow-up questions or demanding to answer outside of the scope of the question?
Because if they just refused to answer that’s not misunderstanding the scenario

thought about a sad picture again :'(

>>201707791
Your thinly veiled minion fetish is sick.

>>201707681
imagine cumming in that miniussy

>>201707809
Mostly, the responses were "That's impossible, though" and maybe some elaboration on how it's impossible; "It just can't feel good if it's not a real man" or "Minions don't exist".

>>201707791
Yes I understand hypotheticals

File: 1725218319021.jpg (1.4 MB, 1478x1848)

1.4 MB JPG

Do people really wear these shirts

>>201707881
>hey guys, why aren't women participating in my weird sexual hypothetical fetish scenario
>they must be too dumb to understand

>>201707809
>Because if they just refused to answer that’s not misunderstanding the scenario
Insisting that you can't answer a question about a hypothetical scenario because the scenario is impossible is misunderstanding the whole purpose of a hypothetical scenario, and by extension, the particular one presented to you.

>>201707967
I'm gay with no interest in women. The more I interact with them, the less human they seem. They can't even understand a hypothetical scenario.

>>201707969
You're a sick freak.

>>201708017
you are blessed with being immune to feminine wiles

>>201708017
I could tell you were some type of degenerate freak.

>>201708022
The idea itself doesn't interest me. I'm not even into straight sex or sex generally as a concept, let alone such an absurd idea about it.

>>201688198
can you guys explain me the meaning of "god-fearing christian"?
why would you fear god if you're a good christian? does a well-behaved child fear his father?

>sexually harasses women
>declare it's their lack of imagination they want nothing to do with him
genius

>>201708079
>The idea itself doesn't interest me
Which is why you claim to to have asked strangers irl about, and also took the time to post about it here, right?
Because it doesn't interest you.

File: media_GWacxz4XYAABC51.jpg (79 KB, 1066x671)

79 KB JPG

everybody just kind of accepted that biden isn't running the country huh

>>201708078
I've never had sex, I've never drunk or smoked, I don't watch porn, I moderate my leisure activities (e.g. video games) and practice sports and meaningful hobbies & skills, I'm in good shape mentally and physically... it's highly likely that you're more degenerate than me.
>>201708131
I asked some people online, and it was only a test to see how well people understand absurd hypotheticals.

Is there any way to get a jewish gf without being an artist, a lawyer, a doctor, a millionaire or a politician? Can you do it as a blue collar pleb? Asking for a friend

>>201708109
he's gay so who cares if women want nothing to do with him

File: IMG_4266.jpg (626 KB, 1125x883)

626 KB JPG

good morning

>>201708170
You're retarded and socially inept.
Last (You) from me.

>>201708131
Hypotheticals and thought experiments interest me as a topic of psychology, yes, but the content of the hypothetical itself wasn't the point of interest.

stealing from walmart rn

I just realized that I pronounce OP (as in, "original poster") like "awp" (rhymes with "chop"), but I also pronounce OP (as in, "overpowered") as "oh pee".

>>201708227
You're a woman. We can tell.

File: 45605ceb6fb47eaf5e35ed116(...).jpg (130 KB, 939x1500)

130 KB JPG

it might have been 7 million

i pronounce it "op" in open

File: fbi-5ac3cc33766e6.jpg (47 KB, 750x566)

47 KB JPG

>>201708258

>>201708186
Be a musician and/or have a sense of humor

>>201708098
God fearing means "profound reverence and awe."

>>201708317
I only say that when I make a small mistake.

>>201708376
Not "oops", like the first of open

>>201688198
>one day it's going to be hacked and replaced with a visual of a testicle

>>201708392
yeah, that's what i meant. i say "oops" when i make a slightly larger mistake.

>>201708321
>not muh corporation!
reddit detector beeping like crazy rn

"oh pee" is the only correct way

redditors hate large corporations

>>201708109
If they didn't want to engage, they could have simply ignored my thread.
Instead, they were offended by something they couldn't understand, and they had to make it known.

redditors hate sitting on my cock, you aren't a redditor right?

>>201708170
>gay
>thinks others are more degenerate
Not possible.

>>201708497
Wrong. They are soulless consumers.

which looks more attractive to you a penis or a vagina? for me its a penis im not gay though

>>201708580
neither are attractive by themselves, women suggestively revealing theirs or playing with theirs is hot though

>>201708580
vagina, I'm bi

>>201708549
Now you're starting to sound like you're coping with some serious addiction (degeneracy) issues.

>>201708596
most vaginas are disgusting while most penises look decent

>>201708580
Vagina, straight.

>>201708623
I'm not gay so I don't find penises hot, I agree that they look less "disgusting" though

>>201708580
Does it matter what species?

>>201708660
we are the same then

>>201708674
humans of course. dog dicks are gross, horse cock though looks pretty nice

>talking about penises of other animals
grim thread

dolphin pussy looks very attractive

>>201708621
None. You will eventually start getting your giving anal, which will lead to more and more risky things. You will be sucking dick after it's been in an ass or tossing salad.

This is easily one of the worst /cum/ threads I've seen in a while

>>201708822
should've thought about this before inviting canadians into the thread

>sugar baby cancelled our date

>>201708818
Actually, I'm not interested in sex at all. I practice celibacy and hope to die a virgin for religious purposes. As I'm not addicted to porn and media, I'm not actively horny or interested in sex/relationships.

>>201708938
that was a power move

supposed to start my first shift on tuesday, kinda want to not show up tho lmao

i was about to have sex with my cousin in my dream but i woke up as soon as i put it in. very grim

bro trump needs to lock in wtf

>>201708874
Should have thought about it before tolerating gays including the ones in the closet.
All the guys saying dicks look less disgusting that vagina are gay.

>>201708973
The NEET says, once he stops being a NEET, things will change.

changed my mind on mcdicks, going to taco bell instead. i need to verify the price difference from this state compared to the others

>>201709147
what state are you in

File: Fg_2ntaWQAMMhzd.jpg (55 KB, 864x828)

55 KB JPG

>>201709071

>>201709141
I'm not a NEET. I have a full-time, rather enviable, job.

File: IMG_4373.jpg (1.14 MB, 1125x1128)

1.14 MB JPG

>>201709147
get me a happy meal for this toy

>>201709168
oregon. i can already tell they're off to a rough start, they priced the cheesy roll up the same as a cheesy bean and rice. for what purpose? everything else is relatively decent prices though

>>201709187
Oh look, another gay. Vagina looks great in person or in picture.

>big zax snak is 9 fucking bucks

>no tax
wtf based oregon

File: ElhfLbnXYAANtkj.jpg (25 KB, 600x630)

25 KB JPG

>my state has both an income tax and sales tax

>>201709468
>>201709468
>>201709468

>posting it early
>>201709336
>>201709336
>>201709336

>>201709328
zaxbys is really expensive for what it is
it's good but it's just chicken idk why it's so expensive

>>201709502
im sorry i didn't mean to step on your toes i thought your map run was done so i'd have to step up again

>>201709562
you're fine bro

>>201708784
I tried to tell this to my middle school class and everyone thought I was crazy

>>201707602
Farthartt

Government cheese