runey edition
>>201694364lol this is me but in my head only>couple walking hand in handcringe>person wearing cool clothescringe>person using a vehiclecringe>person laughingcringe>person talking to their matescringe>person with shoppingcringe>person helping other peoplecringeonly way to live is to walk around by yourself looking like a piece of shit staring at the floorsomehow despite being the only bsed person here im not happy, what gives
brit more like fart
outrageously early
>>201694472czechmong
We own u sister we own u mumEat the curry brit cuck
rorke making ambient techno in Abletonleftypol making trap in FL Studio
Considering a career in mandmemology
Two lads, London 1902 at the height of Empire, when wealth abounded. Understand, they've never looked after "their own" & they're never going to, they look after themselves. There were no good old days, it's bollix. Blame the right people, not those with even less than you
>>201694517we at /brit/ firmly stand by rorke on this matter
>sun has billions of years worth of fuel to constantly nuke itselfwho writes this shit???
>>201694420this post looks suspiciously like political content outside of /pol/
licking a pritt stick
>>201694472190!190! 190! 190!!! Omg! How are you doing, buddy? How’s your niece?? Hope you and Aisha are enjoying the lovely historic town centre of Praha (that’s Prague for you monolingual toads out there). Autism can be exhausting, so don’t forget to take care of your heroic drug habit! Also make sure to buy a few more VPN nodes to stay posting, wouldn’t want you to alert the mods! Haha just kidding, man. You know best! You’re always so calm, cool, and collected, you don’t need me to tell you what to do. Alright, well, since you’re here, now the thread can REALLY start, it is always so boring waiting all day for you to show up. I know, I know, I shouldn’t be so impatient, you’ve only connected to about thirty proxies to spam between to catch up with the lads, but it’s the highlight of my day so I can’t hide my excitement. Anyway glad to have the pleasure of sharing the thread with you once again, 190cm Master Race. Cheers mate x
toby (~￣3￣)~
Stop pooing your arse out
Irish diaspora poster has actually lost the plot
>the singular irish diaspora poster
My mum's mates were around once, and I was chatting and joking with them, making them laugh and that. I genuinely felt like I was cracking this whole talking to women thing.Overheard one of my mum's friends asking my mum quietly in the kitchen if I had a man yet because her nephew was gay and single.Felt genuinely devastated. Now very paranoid that I give off gay vibes ever since.
The poster below is GAYNot just like a little FULL BLOWN MONKEY POX GAY ZESTT NIGGA BELOW
@201694581you must be thinking of someone else
rorkulus calling for total Carthaginian genocideleftypolis arguing that Carthaginians bring much needed cultural enrichment to Rome
Wish I had a gf man don’t even care if she was fat or ugly
>>201694641i think that sometimes then i see/engage with fat ugly women and im like yeah i'd rather stay incel
>>201694618dunya
rorke inadvertently sabotaging project gestalt
>>201694607>>201694617>the singular (individual) anonymous poster who posts of the Irish diaspora
>>201694641Why would you want a gf man instead of a gf woman
diego is a truculent little toad isnt he
just saw a black person on my television!
>>201694567The sun will turn earth to a crisp
>>201694618fucking hell im so osrry if this really happened that is horrific>>201694680hs?
everyone be quiet catberg is sleep
>>201694701
>>201694682day ruinedthat's why I don't watch tv, just going to get pissed off
*syrupitiously googling truculent*
>>201694618was in a club onceA girl approached me and I chatted with her, thought I'd also cracked this talking to women thing.Turned out her gay friend asked her to ask if I was a gay.
cute
>>201694663Not fat and ugly, fat OR ugly
Reggies :P
bank holiday tomorrow
>>201694762shut up
>>201694770same thing
>>201694764cvte
>>201694701would be a shame if someone were to... encourage him
wondered why flatberg was so warm and realised big windowstein has been closed ALL day and night instead of letting breezewitz in what am i like
Rangers
>>201694778err*looks around sweating*errr*tries to make eyecontact with anyone else*that was last*looks at the floor*week
went to a shisha lounge last night and it was pengers they served booze but everyone was behaving themselves, could smoke indoors (naughty of them aha x), banging food like proper babs and such, had a fit belly dancer making the rounds toocame out having had a good feed and chat with the mates and enjoyed the show then woke up the next morning fresh as a daisy reckon these arab lads have it figured out desu
>>201694578
>>201694834>smokingboring>belly dancingfun for 5 minutes then boring>kebabsshit foodmight as well have sat in the park having a picnic woudl have been cheaper better food and you wont stink
>>201694641ktim
pickling a banana
>>201694834Never happened
>>201694783It’s really not, fat girl can have a cute face and a girl can have a nice body but kind of ugly face
>>201694804be fun to put my little willy next to hers then snog her
Celtic just smashed Rangers :)
>>201694804nice cock desu
>>201694804cock mogs me!
>>201694871dull cunt bet you're a riot at parties
went for a shit but i forgot i had my plug in. went straight down the bog hole never to be seen again
NO TRANNIES
>>201694861
why did my willy go hard there wtf
>>201694930morning diego
>>201694895holy cope
The lads just waiting for a walk fuck that not today boys
>>201694575its a runescape meme you sad incel
>>201694826 Thought clement had a game plan what happened?
>>201694958what sort of lazy cunt doesn't take their dog for a walk
>>201694944Had to check if you reposted one I made
>>201694958take them out you’ll all enjoy it
>>201694926says the guy blogging to anonymous strangers about the epic night he had eating kebabs and smokingincel freak
>>201694972Not on a Sunday mate
leftypol having a drawn out conversation with the sex shop staff about the benefits of steel vs plastic butt plugs rorke shuffling in while they're distracted to buy a sounding rod kit
decided i'm going to quit wankinghad enough of it
just shagged nora batty up the arse
utterly insane how many humans are cucked by animals into taking them for walks at arbitrary times of day
>>201694984get some mates
>>201694955Please explain
diego buying a hand-carved wooden buttplug because it's kinder to the environment and he's supporting local business
>>201695013Prefer cats me
just shagged nora arse up the batty
>>201695015yes please do so you can bore them with your inanities>>201695018fat people are hideousand it ruins their face as wellso even if somehow some miracle happened where a fat person had an alright face their body would be so disgusting that they would still be ugly
>>201695018no
If anyone has time to kill and wants to laugh read this thread https://www.followfollow.com/forum/threads/celtic-v-rangers-12-30-sunday-sky-sports.280241/
>>201694457shut up diego you weird cunt
>>201695079
Whenever I see a tranny, I think of being sexually dominated by them. It's so over for me.
OMG ITS A TOKEN WOGGGGG ZOMG
>>201695097project on
Mad how Mediterraneans simply mog us in every single way
Just learned about PFAS, seems it's impossible to avoid any effects from them since they're everywhere.
>>201695061She’s fat but she has a cute face. Call me what you want I don’t care
>>201695107leng leng leng leng LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
the ideal woman
>>201695107i look a bit like her but with uglier eyes and a larger foreheadand smaller lips>>201695123she does not have a cute face but i accept ugly might be a bit strongin this day and age she is barely even fat tho just chunky i thought you meant actually fat
arsing my own arse
>>201695107we have the symbol of a mediterranean religion on our flag lad nobodys disputing the swarthoid supremacy
arsing a poo
Imagine being a rentoid in your 30s, must be weird.You've had at least 10 good years of earning money and the majority of it has went to some guy (who probably isn't white if you live in a city) so he can pay off the mortgage and add an extension to his own house.Mad that. Getting permission to put up a shelf or paint the walls in your own living room, sorry... HIS living room.
>>201695152I’m skinny so that is fat to me
>>201695134Hey bouncer!boun -boun- bouncer!
corrr love a sunny sunday me, the sunday as it were
>>201695197i am skinny as well and i would also be happy calling her fat but when you said fat i assumed you meant fat not just "average weight for women in this country"
>>201695209awful deanobox
>>201695107What about IQ
>>201695209Flexing your parents house you’re hard
Tried starting three dostoevsky novels and all of them were boring afffffBack to reading old american political writings from the 1700s for me I suppose
>>201695209looks like a nice space but really dislike the style of brick and the fake wicca sofa
>>201695182Boomers are to blame>nooo you have to leave home and prop up the rental market because hollywood told me so!No wonder so many are cutting ties with them as they reach twilight years
>>201695235nobody over the age of 35 owns a grim deanobox like that
so many tabs are just random crap in google. just not on
>>201695253>wicca
>>201695261all me
upgraded to loose-leaf tea and it's peng
>>201695209nice rat
>>201695293someone hat this clown
>>201695209ugly-ass building
upgraded to loose-leaf coffee and it's peng
>>201695231a newer house isn't automatically and deanobox you troglodyte
>>201695260His parents are 35 he’s 20
mad how we just pick a building and decide to live there forever
>>201695261meh mingin bangin meh mehmeh bangin meh bangin mehmingin mingin meh bangin meh
>wiccahowling at this fucking mong
just sucked a poo out of the bf's arse
>>201695272>>201695353what's it made out of then cleverclogs
>>201695369
>>201695395wicker
>>201695395wicker you imbecile
>>201695395wicker, you blundering oaf
>>201695395Wicker, lad
>>201695405>>201695409>>201695415oh lmao
>>201695395wickerBut if you can't roll your r's I suppose it sounds like wicka
he thought that the chair was made out of witchcraft
>bri’ish “people”
What would happen if my dog smoked a fag
rorke carving pumpkins for Halloween
>>201695454Depends on your dialect
>>201695459oh great they're taking the knee are they?
>>201695454he would look cool
im evil nigga i put little puppy dogs and kitty cats in wood chippers my nigga
rorke shagging a poo lol
>>201695459brutal mogging
>>201695299thats jeff and he's based
get the poo shagged
>>201695490no u dont
floating shite
>>201695459People over 5'10" are disabled, they have fucked genetics
>>201695479What>>201695485Just wondering if they cancer like humans do
>>201695459big fella has the giga chad jawline
>>201695508do you live in some ex industrial buildinglooks like it has had the paintwork stripped off the bricks and converted into a house
reds on soon lads
corrr proper love poo shagging
wiccanon farming (You)s
>>201695459Tall Mexicans are rare but they do exist. I've seen two irl
>>201695565that's iran mate
>>201695535Smoke a fag in american english
was out last night and there was a group of women at one table who spent no less than an entire hour taking photos of themselves at different angles and poses absolutely bizarre to see people so obsessed with themselves
get them all _____ off
>>201695459where are their feet?
>>201695588what gets me is 9/10 the people doing it look like utter shite
>>201695592fucked
If I could get gangbanged by any footballers it would be rudiger, Jackson, badiashile and timber
>>201695588was also out last night but i was more bothered about having fun than caring what people i don't know were doing
the monsters under our bed when it strikes midnight be like >>201695609
>>201695615imo they all looked shite kek no harm no foul I suppose though
and Iran, Iran’s so far awayand Iran, Iran is mighty gaycouldn’t get away
>>201695548thats calcium leeching from the brick
>>201695622fantastic post
I heard there were public parks in the UK where bummers bum each other
>>201695677the so-called bumming parks
>>201695677U interested boy?
>>201695588I see this all the time on the tube and outside restaurants/ice cream shops and once saw that Eva De Vil girl in London having photos taken by some guy. I guess there's money in it for some
>>201695677ah yes, the so-called ParkBum, every sunday afternoon down the old rec
Was out at the club last night, left with no less than 3 pengers and had an all night shag and sniff session, woke up and left those naughty slags while they were still asleep and had some maccy d's.
Just stroked off a cute girl, lads.
>>201695732fucking hell lad what is wrong with you
was gonna watch siswet on chaturbate but she was banging on about immigrants and knife crime in britain and i was nah luv i'll take my four inches elsewhere cheers
Thunder outside lads
>>201695763she's a minger anywayalways leaking poo out her gaping batty
found a community leader hiding under the bed last night
>>201695776get it sorted
>>201695763>siswetamazing what the human body is capable of
>>201695776nice and dry here in the people's republic of kernow
Kept overstepping boundaries last night
What's the appeal of /brit/, I remember liking posting here a few years ago but now it all seems like ironically esoteric gibberish, theres little conversation or substance compared to a while ago
>>201695588I witnessed somebody who looked like they were recording a video for tiktok the other day.
walked up the stairs just now
>>201695853the appeal is not having to chat to drippy cunts like you
girl who messaged me all week suddenly stopped on friday and hasn't opened since. back on the same treadmill again.
was playing pool yesterday at an irish pub and mongs kept coming up and moving the balls on the table or picking them updoes this mean i'm a DYEL or is it normal for drunk spacks to do this
>out at the club last night>left with no less than 3 pengers>had an all night shag and sniff session>woke up and left those naughty slags while they were still asleep>had some maccy d's>receive texts from them today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got poo drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"fucking hell lads what is wrong woth me?
>>201695567Love her. Not the best pic though.
>>201695763What in good way or a bad way what was she saying
whats going to happen when thousands upon thousands of boats filled with africans and muslims from the darkest parts of earth start showing up on our shores and demanding entry, will we have the will to say no?
>>201695898
>>201695853sounds like /britfeel/ is more your speed
>>201695899like britain is overrun with knife-wielding immigrants and they're stabbing kids every weekjust utter schizo nonsense my willy was not happy
Posted twice (2ce) in the old.
>>201695910you'll be sen to a camp where you'll have to personally get each and every one of them wanked off
Do they still play those go compare ads?
>>201695912She’s an adult
it's tottenham lads
>>201695897I'll reply because I hate you but your gimmick is complete shit, it's not funny, not interesting, not even good bait. it's just so fucking bad, kys pathetic unfunny worm cunt.
>>201695056hooting, they're literally a satellite state of a satellite state
>>201694547Surely the point is that British people shouldn't allow mass immigration because of left wing arguments like global social justice
>>201695955cope
chelsea gon lose too
>>201695919>utter schizo nonsenselmao
did he have a point
>>201695967its a forced gimmick just spammed almost every day by one autist only referenced ironically by others cos its so shite and repetitive
SirPooBarmerClassic Get it done
sir queer bummer
well lads?
>>201695645kek
>>201695898Literally perfect. Any more great photos of her?
sir kid starver is the best cos it's both funny (starving kids are funny don't @ me) and true
been pooing like a champ lately, love it
>>201696058Have you heard of google?
sir lid closer (he takes out the bin on trash day)
*pantses you in front of the girl you fancy*LOOK AT HIS LITTLE KNOB, LMAOOOO
>>201695919Legend
>>201696099i secretly fancy you and now you’re looking at my knob you muppet
>>201695011Calling Compo right bloody now
just saw a pack of brown men surround a white child who was then whisked away
new beanstalk droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5t5ecAeOW8
heartrate a tidy 120
>>201696117would suck the shit from her arse
>>201696117who's this tart then
>>201696099a boy done that to me in pe at school and I shoved him and he tripped over a bench and hit his head then started crying
oink
>>201696150No joke I was picking my cousin up from maccies yesterday and saw a paki drop off 3 white girls like 12/13 years old then gave one of them a tenner out of the window
toilberg having a melty
>>201696163really gets to the nub of it doesn't he
>>201696177what a rude little boy you are
found rorke’s secret facetime call
can hear thunder
>>201696261tempted to shoot it over to my sister on the famalam gc but it wouldn't go down wellim already on thin ice as it is
>>201696230What did the police say when you told them?
>>201696312Why would I call the police what would I even say?
I get really uncomfortable when i forget to post my daily gimmick in /brit/
>>201696335um girls getting out of cars is illegal mate
>>201696163>in ma burburay in ma burburay im gonna look well cool in ma burbarayDerivative shit 25 years late
>>201696335That you saw potential child traffickers, and tell them the number plate. How could you not call the police?
>>201695550Spurs losing
wish i was a deano desu
>>201696312told me the bloody white slags deserved it
>>201696117lovely
much to think about
Beautiful day out in the garden
>>201696390How because he dropped them off at maccies?? Look I know he’s probably a nonce but there’s literally nothing I could report him for id probably get done for being racist
get him strung up nowthere is no excuseeven if we're to believe he had no clue about the state of his properties, how does that make him a fit landlord?
>>201696335Exactly, as soon as you mention it was pakis they will immediately shelve it and tell you to fuck off, if you keep trying you'll likely be arrested for racism yourselfWhite children are raped, enslaved and tortured en masse by Pakistani men and there is nothing we can or will do about it
I TCAN T BE A COINCIDENCE JOW MANY TIMES I GET THE "G0Y" CAPTCHA EVERY DAYALREADY HAD IT TWICE OR THRICE TODAYWTFFFFF
>>201696318/int/ eu4 multiplayer game is up come joinall british people invited
>>201696309sorry, i had a lot of guinness and a kebab after last night
>>201696390then they hang up cause it sounds like another racist tirade.
be safe lads
>>201696452Minors. With an adult clearly not their father. Received cash money. You report it and you do not mention skin colour.
>>201696464Glowing you
>>201696163mad how this seems like a funny lighthearted jokey song but it's actually a profound critique of our modern service-based consumer society
>>201696464You sure that’s not a bit of a defeatist attitude? Obviously don’t tell the police it was a “dirty paki”, you say they were asian
>watch Clint Eastwood movie>4 lads pull their guns on him>he shoots them all without taking a scratchbased macho boomer fantasies
>>201696547Whats she doing?
>>201696589Clint Eastward*
>>201696589*kills 50 mexicans**takes cigar puff**rides off into the sunset*
>>201696541>Hello I saw three young girls getting out the car and being handed money by an older man>Why are you reporting this, its not illegal>Well uhh he's a Pakistani man and the girls are whi->EXCUSE ME HERE AT DIDCOMBE AND WOLMLEY POLICE FORCE WE TAKE RACISM VERY SERIOUSLY AND WILL TRACK THIS CALL AND PROSECUTE YOU FOR INCITING RACIAL HATRED
SPUDS
>>201696448All 4sqm
>>201696526Minors getting a lift of an adult isn’t a crime.Adult giving minor money as they’re going into McDonald’s isn’t a crime.Once the police ask how I know he “clearly isn’t the father” I will have to mention skin colour and then I’m sure they’d some shit like how do you know they aren’t adopted
>watch mikey porno movie>4 lads pull their cocks out at him>he sucks them all and gives them monkeypozbased homo coomer fantasies
>>201696608Based Victorian ladies enjoyerIn my VR brain implant fantasy porn world I'll have qt regency lovelies in lace with lovely smiles riding me
Absolute downpour out there, the allotment will love this, soils been dry since mid june
>>480286172poltards on a mad one
Met up with the pikey mate and his mates. They were coked up and pissed. They put some money in my car. Drove to the brothel. Got my brass paid for, it wasn't good but I got my end away. Dropped the pikeys off. Not a terrible afternoon but do feel pretty scummy. Thats life I suppose.
>>201696710ffs>>>/pol/480286172
>>201696689similar thoughts
>>201696689my lawns will be happy. they've been doing the usual summer pulling away from the paving stones because it's been so dry.got a mowing in friday so get in
>>201696541Check out the reports for what happened to the Rotherham dad who reported exactly this to the police. everything that happened there, the police, the charities, the social workers, the courts, the local council, it was incredibly grim.
>>201696715Was Mikey there?
>>201696751Grooming gangs is mostly a pol meme
another thread derailed by rorke and his "muslim grooming gangs" fantasybet he doesnt know white people make up 90% of rapes in this country
might have a nice lovely beer
>>201696654Then you embellish>I saw three children crying get out of a car. A man gave them some cash. They called him Ali or Andy I couldn't tell. He was white with a tan, dark hair.
>>201696715>coked up and pissed>in the afternoon on a sundaywtf lol
Do zoomers know about old sitcoms?
>>201696751>, the police, the charities, the social workers, the courts, the local council,All of which have muslims within their ranks, often relatives. Its a fucking organisation they've got going on with those girls
>>201696852I've honestly never watched anything made before 2000 apart from the odd film but im thinking of getting into watch american family sitcoms from the 70s 80s, seems like a comfy time
>>201696831You have a lot of faith in the police clearly lucky enough to never have interacted with them
>>201696771Not that im aware of, they didn't look like the photo that gets posted here of mikey. I just hope i'm not obligated to go alone next time they have a gypsy fight. >>201696835They were still partying from yesterday. My mate called me at half ten and I had a suspicion. Waited till just after 12 to call back to see if it was still a go because I thought they would have given up by then. They hadn't. They told me they started at 11am yesterday. Dunno how people like that do it.
>>201696852What like Spaced and Black Books? Or Game On and Men Behaving Badly?
please stop posting racist comments in violation of global rule 3b
zoomies see this and just have a blank expression
I'll make the new
>>201690304>>201690304>>201690304
>>201697137>>201697137>>201697137new
>>201696924fucking hell and they were still cogent? and didn't look like complete messes? how the fuck are they gona feel when they come down
