my feet wdish
sir messy eater
>>201702347that's disgusting!
why does one of your toes have brain damage
>wdish
>>201702386screaming
Chop your feet please
Liverpool just won so I'm expecting Gyaldemfreak to be here any moment spamming his ewhores while the janny does fuck all to stop him
>>201702386Screeching
>>201702347corr yeah that's going in the feet folder
comfy morning it is
>>201702398fungal infection
Thoughts on chuddy Italian women?
the ideal female body
>>201702347>wdishdon't use your retard to type toemong
>>201702347
>>201702453Wish u could push ur feet on my face and force me to suck and lick them
>>201702347get it all off with your teeth
>>201702497Fucking hell lad, dribbling precum
Boomers think "Don't quit your day job" is the ultimate own
I don't believe in grand narratives
>>201702483munted face but 10/10 body
>>201702347>retoeded
Really been enjoying this show I've just started but they've deployed an unironic cuck sub-plot in the first episode.Grim beyond belief
>>201702537kek
>Sorry! But because of demand we've had to increase the price of your ticket from £75 to £460>*pays it*>"WTF I FEEL RIPPED OFF!"
/breet/
>>201702497can't wipe properlycan't even sit on a toiletbitch probably has to shit in a tub
Went for a pedicure the other day lads. Thought I'd feel bent doing it but it's actually fucking brilliant - feet are smooth as silk and my nails are perfectly trimmed (shan't be posting a photo)
>>201702528seethe on, battyboy
>>201702559He's got oddly sexy legs
basically just a complete lie this entire tweet/storyexists to simply push anti trans and anti union propaganda
>>201702590
>>201702575Lol
>>201702559>>>/r9k/
>>201702590/brit/ has reached a new low
>>201702588>seethe on, battyboy???I just said she's peng
>>201702603death to troonsdeath to unionsnnyprm
wanking to ariana grande again
rorke ordering a haunted doll on ebay
>>201702603>anti trans and anti union propagandaBased and based
>>201702559Had to tuck the shirt in so we don’t see the fat cunts belly
>>201702582There's a thing called showers crustybumholelad
>>201702603when are you vile freaks going to take the hint.
girls don’t poo
rorke's crew
Wish I had a girlfriend who would love me and have sex with me Alas I'm a complete freak of a human who isn't worth anything to anyone
>>201702682i've seen video evidence to the contrary
>>201702630no, you're a poofter seething about sublime women being posted in the thread and deliberately trying to make it awkward, i suggest you hang yourself
>>201702583I scrub my feet in the shower. I don't care how fit the Thai girls are in that salon. Aint paying for it.
>>201702642pre or post bog?
>>201702682
>>201702725The pumice stone is nothing compared to the potato peeler they useKeep your grotty trotters
>>201702721You must think I'm someone else lad.
>>201702730where’s her penis :/
Lads, I'm looking for a new jacket for work.It's for cool weather (5-15 degrees) in the autumn and spring. I wear a shirt and trousers in the office and sometimes walk around the site for my work meaning I go outside.Would a waxed cotton jacket work? Not quite sure of the right style.
>>2017027377 rings video so 5 odd years agopre bogging I assume
>>201702730quite the penis recepticle
>>201702721>deliberately trying to make it awkwardYou're posting lewd pics in a thread frequented by men and are annoyed that someone is indicating arousal? You are mentally ill.
Some extremely bent posts in this thread. Shan't be pointing them out you know which ones.
>>201702803rotter but fit tummer though
>>201702789try something like this mate
>>201702721you are clearly very mentally ill.
>>201702851Is that a waxed jacket?
>>201702851you talkin' to me?
>>201702730lovely tuppence
rorke's gf
Enjoy 40k but not good at painting
>>201702803Love videos like this, for a brief moment they make me feel less lonely
>>201702837where are you when the thread is being spammer with trannies? oh yeah, you're the one posting them. seethe on, freakshow
>>201702863>he doesn't know
>>201702869giwtwm
>>201702789I'm a sweater. I need to be in t-shirts all year round. In your situation I'd buy a light waterproof jacket so I don't get caught in a shower and have to go back into the office wet.
>>201702851alri Travis
Genuinely obsessed with the European continent. Love eurodance 90s classics, renaissance history, aperol spritz, German, French, Italian politics, European gothic architecture, there's very little I dislike about EuropeHad the Remain cause been a truly pro-European vision and not a soy anti-racism anti-Britain anti-tradition campaign, I would not have voted to Leave. The Brexit campaign was a much more optimistic, exciting, progressive yet patriotic and traditional revolution. Remainers could have VERY EASILY made similar persuasions but didn't, and instead appealed to fear, cold economics, and tolerance and diversity platitudes. Just a horribly run campaign
>>201702902What do you mean where am I? Stupid cunt.
>>201702939>Genuinelystopped reading here because I fell asleep multiple times and gave up
>Why do you have old glass jars under the sink?>They don't hold vacuum anymore so I am going to throw them away.>Why do you have an answer for everything?What am I supposed to say / answer /brit/?
>>201702939Based. Absolutely based.
>>201702931can't believe chaz fell for that brown bitch
>>201702939No you don't, you like the idea of liking those things. You don't actually enjoy any of those things authentically.
Got some VERY long nosehairs curling out the front of my snout. If I went to a Turkish money laundering front I might get them sorted for me but I'll have to go analog this time
>>201702970This is why men used to backhand their wives.
reckon most of you would be physically repulsive, insufferable or both irl
>>201702869No THIS is what a woman should look like, not that disgusting flabby arsed thing that loser is spamming
>>201702939Agreed, very much agreed. Remain failed to show that it was the truly patriotic choice
>>201703030Sounds like projection
>>201702982Imagine trying to gatekeep someone else's opinions
>>201703009GOOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLL
its absolutely mental how simply posting an image of an extremely feminine woman causes the handful of troon-loving freaks who infest this thread to throw wild tantrums
>>201703071you are severely mentally ill
>gatekeep
>>201702507are you gay? that's male feet
>>201703071you're the only one having a tantrum pal
>>201703115making me want to go for my third wank of the day
>>201703096>reddit boogeyman
>>201703173>boogeymanFOY
>>201703092yeah alright lad, we'll see you later i'm sure
Authoritarian, Protestant, Anti-Catholic, Imperialist, Puritanical, Racialist, Saxon neo British Empire conducting orbital strikes on India, Africa and the Middle East using Cromwell-class star destroyers.
>>201703212everyone who thinks you're a lunatic is the same person yeh? bizarre individual.
>2000-2024:Nigeria's population rose by 110,000,000Europe's population rose by 15,000,000 (mostly due to immigration)it's so over
ribeye for teaand asparagus, broccoli
Only just getting over the dodgy curry i had on fridayWas grimmage
>>201703317throw on a couple of cheeky fried eggs lad
who's the most famous british actress now?i know who phil collins' daughter isshe is famous hereshe filmed a movie in south korea a few years ago
Gutted I'm not Joe Gilgun desu, seems like a cool bloke
>>201703349maybe the Vanessa Kirby woman, I dunno I don't follow movies much anymore
>>201703253people who don't seethe when images of fit women are posted: straight menpeople who do seethe when images of fit women are posted: troons and queerseveryone knows what you are
>>201703388shut up virgin
Why are all the University women age in York completely obese In London they are all fitBut in York the phenotype is fat I walk past like 12 fatties a day
>>201703388gf looks like this but is nowehere near as rotundshould i marry her bros?
>>201703361If he lost the postisch
whys that donald draper fella always shagging aroundgot nowt better to do?
>>201703349florence pig
>>201703420First you must ask her father for her hand in marriage like a proper British gentleman.
>>201703456based
>>201703409danelaw
>>201703409fit birds get automatic admittance to top tier unis so the lads doing the actual useful work there have something to shag, you wouldnt find them slumming it in york of all places
heart going like the clappers worried this floor weed is laced with something
ladsplease stay safeomg
>>201703437Dick Whitman you mean
>>201703513Let it come I say
>>201703502wasnt worth posting the first time
alri lads
dadberg started 'questioning the narrative' about the shape of the earth
dire lack of clues in this threadsuggest some you meagre runts acquire onesuckling down a hobgopblin gold whilst I wait on the above
>>201703513Had this last week NOW IT'S YOUR TURN FUCKERS
>>201703458gonna have to give it a few years stylle
>>201702497Name pls
DM comment sections are entirely foreign actors
Dadberg keeps talking over mumsteins TV show to natter on about the weather and what he wants for puddingHow this woman hasn't divorced this cunt yet I'll never understand
>>201703610Hips McSitOnMyFace
>>201703456winstoney
what do single 30 year old chaps do? do they still shag or are they too old for that now? imagine the apps aren't very nice for someone of that ageasking for a mate
nuke every tranny
>>20170368930 isn't that old. in fact it's your prime
True but I can't leave york because I love itHaving less sex than I would in Donedon is a small price to pay for living in a city that has been so good to me over the years
>>201703689i make video games and talk to my friends on /brit/i dont date as im not attracted to fat women
>>201703701*nukes your dad*
>>201703633yeah?
sikhs are bro tier
its uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmgqiWvdkJo
the cat has entered an alert state
>>201703689i wank to tranny porn on a saturday evening to keep my libido in check
>>201703773yes that describes me
>>201703747well thats him nuked
>>201702347I hate that one Brit who's exploring America like wow most Brits and Europeans been to America and Asia
>>201703770fuck me what is it with grown women and that fucking potter shiteI'm convcined 100% of the reason we've done a 180 on trannyism in the last 2 years is because of JK Rowling and women following her like a god
>>201703760Up at 4 in the morning to cook 1000s of portions of food and do it for free
>>201703770Stinky poop girl does a stinky poop in the same bogs where Emma Watson once dropped a chalupa.
it looms
>>201703689im currently trying to twinkmaxx again
mad how fit the birds in this film were
pooey arseholes
>>201703830alri emmayank
>>201703838>>201703806>>201703738not a great prognosiswomp womp
>>201703835Not for me
quite like wild west coded music nowdays
>>201703835fucks sake
>Currently inbetween jobsyou got fired.
>>201703877https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6ymVaq3Fqk
>>Currently inbetween jobsdon't lie you've never had a job
>>201703873alright well get on fucking hinge, get a fat 5/10 (she'll get fatter once safe) and enjoy air-fried beige and miller & carter every saturdayprick
>>2017038532 incredibly average women im fuckigng gooning
>Currently inbetween jobsdon't lie you aren't planning on getting another one..you're just going to rot in your Mother's basement for the rest of your life
Dadberg bit annoyed because I told him I don't like Lando Norris
>>201703862
>>201703926that sounds fucking grim mate why on earth would I do that?
>>201703853(extremely gay voice) um excuse me but why are you posting webms of attractive women in here? i'm feeling very marginalized and excluded right now!
>>201703955big star wars fan is he
>>201703971ok just be alone forever and rot in your smelly bedroom
remember malaponte
get very weird vibes from eric andre i think he may be a rapist of sorts
boxed for years and received many punches on the nose yet it never brokemust have a proper schnoz on me ahah
always wonder how people with proper weird sexo fetishes met each other before the internet
balck men
>>201704015proably the man manipulated his gf into doing whatever he pleased and there was no recourse
>>201704015ClubsAds in Newspapers
>>201703835>Sunday, 18:45
>>201704054christ...wish I had a time machine...
>>201704053what in the goddamn
Honestly it's kind of hilarious that somehow people became normalized to 90% of their life revolving around toiling away for bossberg
>>201704088
4chan.org/int/brit is just status signalling. Full of neeks and rorkes posting about their new uninformed opinion or their racist wordview or their trips to the loo. It’s all to say “look how superior and smart I am”, all curated and designed for people to take the bait and one up each other. It’s pathetic. You can live those experiences without posting your gay little filtered posts to your thread to one up people you don’t even talk to.
>womp womp
bhole hurts
>>201704147why
eating poo
>>201704110>Omg america is so cool>Muh landscapes >Muh Texas bbq and Mexican food >Omg american slampigs are crazy Jesus Christ
>>201704147fag
>>201703996Watch his interview with Nardwuar, his anxiety level seems off the charts
>>201704116who shat in your dinner?recommend acquiring a clue
>>201704165Not enough lube
>>20170368931 here, I spent my 20s being an obese NEET so I'm currently dieting and lifting, I still need to lose another like 7 stone still. I dunno if I'll ever a girlfriend here, I've considered sexpatting in Asia.
>>201704196how can he be anxious he has a tv show
i'm afraid it's been...nine years...
>>201704012>I choose to get my nose bashed on voluntarily
aussies go to bed
when your nose gets broken does it stay at a weird angle forever
>>201704231idk just the feeling I got from itseems really high strunghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fG9JbqcC-i8
>>201704277Holy shit Australia looks awesome wtf?
>>201704278half the chaps down the boxing club had crooked wonky noses so I'd say that it's very likely
>>201704289Because nard is an OG baiter and eric andre is a puppet propped up
>>201704289he seemed a bit off in the interview he did with the chicken shop slag. trying way too hard to win the interview.
>>201704371smol titeens
Was a thread on outer /int/ a while back where lads were talking about what there grandparents were doing during wwii. Was an interesting thread but one post stood out to me. A brit posted saying his grandfather was a bomber in the raf. He said it's funny to think his grandfather probably killed hundreds of mostly civilians. It is crazy to think that when I see an old man here he possible killed hundreds of german civilians. That really changed my perspective so now when I see elderly men, I salute them and I wear a poppy all year round.
Me? Punch the adams apple
>>201704355daymn okay
>>201704397Nan brought up in ww2 bought two of everything until the 70s.
>>201702347Can I ask if your guys are doing better because right now it's shit here and I want to leave this hellhole>Everything is expensive even with our wages>Every company laid off most of their workforce >People are struggling to find high paying jobsIt's like your fighting off a million people>Blue collar workers are struggling to get work or to keep work>Most people are broke >Everything is expensive >People are starting to give up
cleaning up my act a bitrecently brought a new duvet because the old one was covered in poo stains from a rough night out I had 3 years agonow that I have a new, better duvet I'm realising how insanely grim it is that I persevered with a poo-stained duvet for so long
what’s the best city to go visiting america for the first time
>>201704451a clue gained
>3 years sleeping on a shitty duvet/brit/ used to be believable
>>201704461dunno
>>201704461new orlenas was pretty cool when i went
What the actual *FUCK* is this thread? There used to be facilities built just to remove and house patients like this away from society, and even then most of those patients didn’t exhibit this kind of deluded and anti social behavior. Who or what the fuck even raised you people? This fucking website isn’t your mental daycare. You either have too much time on your hands in which case you need to meet and make friends, or you’re genuinely sick and need to meet and make friends with doctors. It’s frightening to even think you people are out there. Fuck off
>>201704494I actually blog posted about the experience at the time, can show you the receipt for my new duvet too if you like
*launches an item at you*
This is so based
>>201704447
>>201704397absolutely no one ITT's grandad fought in WWII
>>201704447You live in West Virgina or where?
>>201704536>Having a melty over mid day snoozeville /brit/come back after dark for the real show
>>201704451>>201704542mate...
>>201704461Why would want to visit a American city literally go to a national park most cities in America are third world tier >>201704547I think every anglo country is suffering now
serena mellonew yourk city
>>201704586Do you live a in fucking bubble? Everyone who is under the age of 35 is struggling to live while boomers and ultra rich live well. I wish this country was like Germany or the UK were you could be paid to be never work and relax
>>201704590Just dropping all my copy and pastes for a few yous
>>201704639urgently need to have sex with her sister
Poo Jank City
>>201704647i dont think the uk will let you in if your plan is to be a neet
>>201704647my gf just saw your post and casually said to me in a single tone, without taking her eyes from the screen "this guy is definitely a virgin"
>stunk up the entire place with my poo on the walls shenanigans
>>201704461New York City, Miami, Austin TX, Los Angeles
Thinking about ways to spice up the meat stew
https://youtu.be/ZyhrYis509A
>>201704719spunk in it
>>201704719salt
>>201704542often forget how pathetic the average /brit/ poster is - this was a good reminder
>>201704719poo
>>201704719bay leaf
>>201704719Red wine, paprika, cayenne, harissa
>>201702497too big for me but i think the worse thing is if you dated a girl this big you wouldnt be able to do anything with them outside of eat. No walks, no fair rides, maybe movies? I bet their so overweight they'd be too tired for sex or minimum you would do all the hard work. heed my wisdom. think about that. they do not want you to know this.
just baked some raisin roundies
>>201704689>Hey I need unemployment >Ok you will get 600 pounds to do nothing >Every month>Aight time to lie flat
Cooked myself a madras lads. It's fucking PEEEENNNGGG
>>201704743>>201704744>>201704760
Anyone else having pints this evening?
>>201704702vetovetovetovetoveto
>>201702837shes his bro dont talk about his girl like that
>>201704542could you elaborate on "poo on the walls" antics? did you just get steaming and smear shite all over the place? how did you clean it up? did anyone notice? so many questions and so little time
>>201704821on the weak beers yhonly one left though :/
Did the runt poo himself did he
only job i've had they gave me nothing to do so I left after 3 monthsthis was 6 years ago
>>201704796Don't have any wine but the rest I can probably manage to scrounge up
>>201704544B-B-B-BASED
>>201704819>giffuck off>jfFUCK OFF
I require medical attention
YOU'VE GONE FERAL LOUIS
>>201704890
>>201704804fuck you on about lad she's obviously fully mobile and energetic
4chan should have MP4Twitter should have webmAs a crossposter I'm tired of converting
>>201704951Wasn't around when 4chan was new
any menthol elf man in
I hate those British travel channels going to america I don't know why so many Brits started going to the US recently they started immigrating here too
pray 5 times today lads?
Almost glad summer's overDragged on too long this yearLike getting too close to the sun and getting burned by it
>>201704278I had a flat nose as a toddlerDad used to pull it a lot to unflat it from what I've heardI think that maybe caused some problems to my bone structure?
>>201704796paprika is vile
im looking forward to toil tomorrow :)
>>201704948you're right actually but have you considered you're actually very wrong and stupid? Ponder this.
>>201704878Beer can workAlso sour cream or yoghurt when plated with a squeeze of lime/lemon
>>201704996Screamers? Oh wait /a/ had those embedded audio thingy
>>201704998got some menthol ricola bonbons lefthad a stuffed nose the other day, did the trick
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_PurgeJust learned about this. Why are Russians so corrupt and scum?
>>201705011september is going to be summer lite
>British man, 64, dies after plunging from sixth floor of building in front of horrified tourists in MajorcaThis too common an occurrence in Spain
>>201705011For us rains just got overIn tropical india it's 3-4 months of rains followed by 8-9 months of summer
>>201705138we must leap
>>201705082Bolsheviks getting what they deserved
cracking an egg up my arse
>>201705138good way to go out desu
>>201705138literally why does this keep happening
>>201705138
>>201705138my mate's sister is a Majorca balcony casualty, I have to resist the urge to banter him about it everytime I see him
>>201705138depressed after getting banned on Twitter by indians
>>201705049hahaha
>>201705196alcohol + balcony
>>201705196nation of mad cunts init
>>201704850I went out with some colleagues after work, drank too much, and ended up getting taken home. When I was home, I presume what happened was I went to take a shit in the cupboard (which I did successfully) tried to wipe my arse with my hand, tried to wash it in the sink (which I did unsuccessfully) and then when I was fumbling my way back to bed with a shitty hand and arse accidentally smeared it on the walls and got shit all over my bed.I cleaned it up over the next few days with a sponge and a bin filled with soapy water - though truthfully I don't think I did a particularly good job and ended up moving out less than a month later. I clogged a toilet by trying to flush a pooey sponge down the bog. When i walked past the building a few weeks later (this was student accommodation) all the windows were wide open, so clearly the smell lingered for a good while after I left.tldr: got drunk, shat in the cupboard, wiped my arse with my hand, got it all over my room when heading back to bed
pooing an egg
>>201705063I know more about the back end of your mother then I know of 4chans dito. You would hope mp4 would be plug and play but sometimes there are issues and it isnt worth it if the software is old like 4chan(released in 2004, 30 years ago.)
>>201705203hahaha
>>201705203Why the fuck are known at this now
>>201700043>>201700043
>>201705138Who is pushing all the Brits off balconies in Spain? Must be some secret powerful criminal organisation.
where's the FUCKING new
>>201705293errrrrm... dude?
never jumped off a balcony into a pool, never was in a hotel with a balcony overlooking a pool unfortunatelydived headfirst off the deck of a boat though, everyone else was too pussy to do it even though it was barely 4m
>>201705354>>201705354>>201705354
>>201705138the balcony menace must be eliminated
