popcorn edition>>201716604previous
>>201720816Oh shit I’m eating popcorn rn no cap fr fr
>>201720834do you look like that also if so hi
oh shit I'm sucking dick rn no cap fr fr
>using condomsenjoy feeling nothing, you turn your prick into a dildo with that shit. if you're worried about catching something, maybe stop fucking dirty whores
Leafs, what is the best place to get condoms online? I want to order a variety of them since I need something slightly larger and the only online shops that have stuff Im interested in have high min orders or rip off shipping rates.
on god
>>201720835Why would I buy condoms online? >>201720858No
What the flip I was going to make the new
>>201720895she looks like the bimbo version of my ex
>>201720895Ohhh now I get it. Sabrina Carpenter. Yes. Very good.
>>201720895at least simp for a bitch with tits, fuckface
I live in 75
>>201720895
YOU'VE GOT THIS NEW HEAD FILLED UP WITH SMOKEI GOT MY VEINS ALL TANGLED CLOSE TO THE JUKEBOX BARS YOU FREQUENTTHE SAFEST PLACE TO HIDE
>>201720932I’m outside your house
i'm not wearing any panties ;)
>>201720895all women should dress like this
I've spent like 9 of the last 12 hours just playing vidya.
>>201720951have some modesty you harlot
>>201720882online places offer more singles so I can get a broader varietyI tried some standard sized ones that I got for free and they get uncomfortable once I roll past the mid shaft point so I want to try a bunch of different ones or atleast have them on hand.
I’m not wearing any panties (I’m wearing boxer-briefs)
>>201720932/int/ is too slow to make rolling fun but i'll roll anyways.whatever i roll gets nuked into oblivion.
>You will enjoy black men in porn>You are a coward if you have your preferences>You will debate and make statements in a manner I decide to be sufficient But what is in it for you?Why do you care? What do you gain from changing my preferences?
>>201720932i like how 95 is setup
>>201720992jersey shore
I'm caught in a still life with no frameSometimes people do, the world, it don't change
>>201721004DATZ NEW JOIZEY TO YOU BOZO
i don't think people understand how fucked we are if kamala wins
>>201720981>tfw i turn 30 in less than 365 days
>>201720994You're the one still talking about black men fag
>>201720895the bitch is starting to grow on me
>>201720951me neither (i'm wearing boxers)
Eric if you're in here we're all going to Marty's after the thread maxes out.
the sky is falling; i don't carei just want to feel good the train is leaving; she don't careshe just wants to feel good the world's dying; we don't carethey just want to feel good
>>201720994>>You are a coward if you have your preferencesNot what I said. Why are you so upset that you insist on crying this hard about being very minimally challenged?Remember I’m the guy who said I don’t even imagine myself as the dude, I’m just trying to understand
only poor people are affected by elections.
>>201721041enjoy the unrealized gains taxes
>>201720895shes too tiny she should be a bit taller to be hot
Hey Rico if you're in here we're all going to Sebastian's after i get some dubs.
https://youtu.be/KZW8gRR32ts?si=ztYxpXz4Fcj3hgU9
The Mustang is the car of the midlife crisis.
hey Niko we're going bowling whether you like it or not
new the science just dropped
i'm not a car guy.or a country music guy.or a rico guy.
>>201721080The Corvette, no?
>>201721120Maybe a retirement age crisis, sure.No one in their 40s is going to care about Corvettes.
do multivitamins actually work
>>201721040You insulted me (and some other poster posted some nonsense as well, not saying you are responsible for it, but it also made me more defensive) >I’m just trying to understandI am also trying to understand your zeal on changing (or just not understanding) my opinion. Do you just like to argue or black men in porn is your passion?
>>201721041Dem or rep, more public services are gutted and taxes drop for the rich
>>201721056are you gay?
>>201721150The guy I know with a corvette got it in his (late) forties All I’ll say is that I’ve seen younger guys in mustangs, but never in a corvette
>>201721078https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYqSDVYXxXw
>>201721155they're a safety measure. most people aren't having every vitamin and every food group every day.you can get 2-3 years worth of gummies at costco for like $30, no one is milking you for money, at least not enough for you to get schizo over it.
>>201721117So called "nutritionists" will tell you that steak is bad and chocolate has antioxidants
i have a honda fit
>>201721155i dont get the pointif you had a deficiency it'd probably be obvious
>>201721200CoolWant to have gay sex?
>i don't think people understand how fucked we are if the person who's currently second in command of the executive branch stays in the executive branchLmao yeah, we'd be fucked. We might get her overseeing the worst economic collapse since the great depression causing the worst rioting in US history, all because she decided to ignore the worst pandemic in a century in the hopes that maximizing the death toll in US cities might boost her reelection chances lol. That's the nightmare we'd all go through if that commie, rapist, gameshow host Kamala gets a promotion. She'll probably also sterilize all white men; force all white women into interracial breeding camps run by FEMA.
i have a shitbox truck with no tailgate
>>201721155people say no and I noticed if I take a lot of vitamins my urine becomes bright yellow like it all just goes in and out or maybe I have enough vitamins I'm not sure the science isnt conclusive I don't think. Just eat healthy stay away from too much sugar. Your race and genetic lineage probably plays a major role in what your ideal diet should be.
>>201721193i figured as much that their best use would just be to avoid being deficient in any one thing, but it said to take it with a meal for the best absorption, so that just led me to believe im probably peeing most of it out>>201721200i have a volkswagen
Watching Suspiria (1977)
>>201721167I insulted you, specifically I called you a retard, because you were being retarded in your argumentation. I never pushed on your preferences, except to ask about why, since surely your cock differs from other white guys as well, does colour matter so much. Your answer is racism, which is silly imho, but I didn’t challenge it. You’re not only inventing arguments that didn’t happen, you’re also conflating who said what and to whom.If you get this upset and irrational at being called a retard (when you do something retarded) I earnestly suggest logging off.
>>201721242Sarsaparilla?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=15LuS4NiOLk
>>201721242Criterion Channel has a new Giallo collection this month
>>201721234> that just led me to believe im probably peeing most of it outyou probably are, but the point isn't to min/max it, it's to cover all of your other bases. if you get 80% of your normal vitamins through normal diet, the multivitamins make sure that you get the other 20% and piss out the rest.
searching indeed for samurai related job offerings
This leaf needs to be put down like a dog. He writes blogs of SHIT 18 hours a day. He doesnt even live here!!! >>201721219Based alert
oh yeah mr crabs
>>201721266i've had problems with iron deficiency before and being anemic so they help out with that and folic acid and whatnot just to cover every basei haven't had to take iron supplements in awhile and i try to eat red meat a few times a week to help with that anyway
drugs are scawy to me :(
>>201721258this is a cover of an eddie noack song. i like this guyhttps://youtu.be/hXb2-13_288?si=MWhjo8I7NxY4UIE2
there's a plan and it's being trusted
What makes a straight man become an airline attendant?
>>201721316stay away from them then and live your best life
>>201721339get to travel a lot and fuck exotic women a lot
>>201721247As I previously stated - It's easier for me to imagine myself in porn where actor is white. Race is more than a color.>Your answer is racism, which is silly imhoFair enough. Being racist is not easy (even if it's only towards black men exclusively)>If you get this upset and irrational at being called a retard (when you do something retarded) I earnestly suggest logging offWell, I am no longer as infuriated as I was 5 minutes ago!
> What superpower would you have?Anyone who responds with "Invisibility" is a creep and should be put on a watchlist.
>>201721362i want to flyi'll bring a coat and wear layers because i know it gets pretty cold up there
superpower would be have to infinite superpowers
Invisibility
heading to my eepy time spot now
>>201721362super genius brain for me
https://youtu.be/Wx0oU1OnHf8
If I had to have one superpower it would be to live forever in good health
>>201721384he eepy and neepy for sleepy
Second glass of rum buds
>>201721407if i don't get there early it'll be jam packed with vancucks
wish the NJP still existed
>>201721339Some airlines pay very well, a coworker of mine is getting back to it
i swear there was someone here.. gone now, i suppose. anyway, how's the rum?
>>201721396Oh shit, it's my jam
>>201721362Time travel. Would even take the “foresight two minutes into the future” power from that Nic Cage movie, which is effectively the same thing. If that’s still too OP, then I’d take the power to heal the sick.
>>201721464huh
>>201721362I want to be able to make teleportation portals so I can open up one end in the earths mantle and another above NYC
I have decided that I will try to stop doomposting and projecting my anxiety attacks onto this general. I've done it like 8 nights in a row now, and it's unfair to you all to have hear the darkest reaches of my mind every night.
I have decided
>>201721334More like Eddie NoDick
>>201721477That wouldn't be that bad because the earth's mantle is mostly solid rock. You'd want to open a portal to earth's outer core if you wanted to douse NYC in magma
>>201721466the remix is pretty good too https://youtu.be/byV9vym38aU
>>201721503Your anxiety is baby shit compared to mine Keep doing what you do, we aint' scared
Just got back from a monster incelwalk to and from the beach, like 8 miles total. Look at this flying advertisement I saw
>flying advertisementwe live in an episode of black mirror
>>201721503i'd prefer you keep doing it, it's amusing to me
>>201721560oh dear
Whores on notice...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG8ucav19Ew
>>201721560>Vitamins for your vaginaThey should keep my wife's name out dey mouths
Happy beach-goers
Tankers and an offshore oil rig visible from the beach
>>201721591Ahh, Death Stranding beachHome
>>201721612glad he found love
>Your anxiety is baby shit compared to mine>Keep doing what you do, we aint' scared
Scary sign
>>201721599this is me>>201721612this will never be me
Are we flat earthing today
>>201721620>even the chud gets love but i don't
...
>>201721629guy on the left will always be an outcast because of his appearance
Chud Greek-Americans
>>201721612Me 6 years ago
>>201721644there was a ms. chud in a kids book i was reading the other day there is hope for you
>>201721644That's a trans chick tho
>>201721573Flying ads have been around for half a century or more
>>201721599This is me and getting worse at an alarming rate
A taste of Finland
>>201721648Hi there 4’9”, whats the trouble today?
>>201721687I want a taste of her Finland, if you know what I mean
Finally, a lizard.Thanks for subscribing to my blog
going to the convenience store for an energy drink my head hurts and i want some fresh air
>>201721690>just be confident bro, women don't care about height bro
>>201721503see, that's a very cool, grown-up way to do things. extremely proud of you.
me
>>201721712I’m just saying hi my man, I’ve given up on trying to convert you away from doomerism. Relax
you're about 7 years late with that meme
>>201721712It's KIND OF true, but you really need a good facial structure to be a 5'4 guy who gets laid a lot, in addition to confidence. There were a couple short guys in high school who got laid a lot, with really hot girls too. One of them got canceled for raping a passed out girl THOUGH
>>201721591Bunda located
>>201721630is this Honolulu?
Finished my first pintShould I drink another one?I do have to work tomorrow
>>201721759Orange County, California
>>201721727you're fucking 6'2>>201721735my face is 4/10
>>201721718I mean same but also my life outside of my internet browsing has vastly changed for the better
Legalize rape
>>201721782In English, we typically respond to greetings such as “hi there” with phrases such as “hello”
>>201721612the chud and the boymoder
view of the columbia river from my eeping spot tonight feat my missing tailgate
>California
west coast best coast east coast yeast coast
>>201721718Me >>>/po/546818
>>201721808this is 4chan
Is Montreal a good city for dating and hooking up?Im a Toronto fag and getting tired of this place.
>hooking upFind God.
>>201721849Yeah, what’s your point? We both frequent this general, we’ve had our arguments, and now we can be civil. How’s your night going, man?
>>201721859I bet the blonde girl has a really cute penis
>>201721871fine I guess. jacked off to hentai
>>201721859You’ll find what you’re looking for at Bain colonial
>>201721884searched "montreal girls" and copy pasted the first picture that was obvious MTL now I regret not taking a closer look.
>4 missed calls from Kylie JennerBitch, chill, I am sleepy
>>201721893Good to hear it’s going alright. I was watching some JAV earlier which sparked this huge shit fit in the last thread about male porn actors. Good times.
>>201721947Are all Montreal girls that mysterious?
>>201721952https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=misaka_12003-gou+https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=kafka_%28honkai%3a_star_rail%29+
>>201721979quality post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K35pXdWFw4On one
astoria would be my favorite city if not for all the fucking faggot boomers here, hopefully they leave come winter time when their bones can't handle chill
>Oregon
>>201721973I dont know. Just heard MTL and French chicks in general are a little more forward and you dont have to make the first move as often.
YO SOY
This could be us, but you playing
>>201721974This doesn’t do much for me, but maybe that because I’ve already jacked off today. When I go in for hentai, which is not my usual port of call, I typically watch videos rather than stills. Maybe that’s brain rot that I need the motion and sound to keep interested lmao
futa will never be real
>>201722043skin too dark but not enoughI like latinx skin and blacker girls, she is in the really weird middle
>>201722029post state
>>201722038Sounds like my kind of place.
>>201722061south cackalacky
>>201721974>>201722056Oh, sorry, rude of me not to share the sauce code of what I was watching earlier. MIGD-601
>>201721816>>201722029Grow up
>>201722056I've watched one or two hentai videos before and they do nothing to me. The movements are too unnatural.I love love love the art though.
>>201722079nice i'll invade there next, i've been wanting to try cookout
>tfw no one invites me to a cockout
>>201722104the burgers are shit, don't bother. zaxbys and bojangles are better
If I had just played football in high school I would have had a normal life
>>201722097>too unnatural.I think that’s precisely what I like about them, the artifice. It doesn’t make any attempt to be real, just pure sexual fantasia
>>201722128Huh?You would have scrambled your brains. 6 kids died playing high school and middle school football just last month
>>201722140>6 kids died playing high school and middle school football just last monthRIP Tyrone, DeQuan, Demarcus, Aquarius, Morbius and Steve!
>>201722126eh ive had em both when i was at ft benning, pretty mid imo. i just want to see if its as cheap as everyone says really, my buddy would say 10 bucks gets like 3k calories of food plus a shake
>>201722140minor chance of injury vs 100% chance of R.I.L. (Retarded Incel Life)
Imagine posting about hentai on the day of our Lord
>>201722129I've never been able to get into it. Neither could I get into doujins either really. I just like the art
>>201722140there are worse things than a short normal life
>>201722170>>201722196>>201722211You guys are actually insane
>>201722197This Jesus is the only porn I need
>>201722182no he's right about the price though
>>201722197tomorrow is a holiday, which means today isn't sunday, it's actually saturday 2.
I'm so horny who will kiss me?
>>201722197>the day of our lordActually it's Football Sunday
>highschool football
>>201722223insane in the membrane?
>>201722197lord's day is saturday btw, you don't even know your religion's lore
>>201722243Me in the top left, and both bottom squares, but not the top right.
Foozball
>>201722202There’s no accounting for taste. Those links you sent me, you like those characters in particular? How do you find them? >>201722224This. So much this
imagine being that leaf yesterday who doesn't get aroused by hentai. what a boring life
>>201722223shut up bitch
>>201722236do you look good in a wig?
>>201722273i used to draw porn and jerk off to it when i didnt have internet, simpler times
>>201722273I don't get aroused by hentai either but I think my life is quite interesting. I get aroused by real women who I can touch
>>201722301How? When you look at it it doesn't turn you on?
>>201722301*whom
>>201722314Got his ass!!!
>>201722265That's just what I jacked off to today. That guy is pretty good (found him today) and he drew one of the characters whose design I likeMostly through knowing the characters beforehand or finding them through tags
hentai was the original fap material
i will never have a gf in my entire life, it will never happen
>>201722313Correct. It's just not for me>>201722314This is a dying word
>>201722338idgi
if I had just not liked hentai I could have had a normal life
People back in the day fapped to the Bible It was the only literature available Pretty cool, huh!?
>>201722335Wrong
>>201722374people had sexual drawings in cave paintings that they jacked off to, it's not new
just told the gf i want Russia to win the war.
>>201722336do you look good in a wig?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buYrBbwyCGE
>>201720816Miss the MapChad thread, have to exist in this shit.
>>201722384cave paintings predate fertility idols dumbass
>>201722384would >>201722386I stand corrected
>>201721560I saw billboards with that advertisement when I was driving around Southern California this past week.
>>201722408Erotic cave paintings, though? Hard to say
>>201722391so what did your mom say about it?
>>201722408Also,https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus_of_Tan-Tan
i started jacking it to hentai when i was 13
>>201722430>HardExactly.
I have a real life catchphrase
Bro, they jacked off to this
what a boring life not getting aroused by hentai
>>201722468what is it?
>>201722478>they jacked offthey just had sex
>>201720895I need to see her do only solo and lesbian porn as I exclusively watch. I need to see her mounting a sybian or riding a feeldoe.
>>201722467Doesn't work like that.
>>201720816Internet is so dead. Search engines suck. They really killed it. Fucking faggots. Also for several hours now when i breathe too deep theres this really, really sharp pain i thought it'd go away if i sleep but its still there
>be aroused by thing>that's not enough>need validation>talk about how others should be aroused by thingEmbarassing to be (You).
>>201722500...we have to go back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYSEDMEIn-I
>nooo you can't discuss things and share with the class... because you just can't ok
>>201722499Nice dubsIt's "Timmy time".When one of my coworkers or friends invite me to an event I say something along the lines of "Is it Timmy Time?" Or "It's Timmy Time!"
>>201722478Well, who knows. But if it was used as an idol in any respect, then it’s between 6 and 10 times older than the oldest cave painting.
I'm not horny because I've neglected my body for my entire adolescence and adult lifeI am a barely functional slug and often feel as though I might throw up
how many of you have canadians filtered
Maybe the real arousal was the friends we made along the way?
>wahhh why don't you appreciate hentai like my retarded incel ass!?>you should totally be a sexless freak like me and jerk off to cartoons!
>>201722529WTF
>>201722467Joke's on you, you will NEVER find my name on one of these lists.
Despite everything I often feel like I could be some sort of amazing and famous person
>>201722540there's a few I like in here on occasion. depends on my mood though
>>201722529Based low functioning autism anon
>>201722562Yet you're posting here with the rest of us fucking losers. Get ready for work tomorrow wagie.
https://youtu.be/3uRZYNcYR-w?feature=shared
>xir thinks liking hentai is exclusive to being a virginoh no
>>201722538You could be right, but it's way easier to make a cave paining than it is to make a figurine, no?Maybe we just have not found the oldest paintings yet!
>implying
The south and Russia are brothers
saw a skateboarder go to hop on his board and it instantly caught a rock and he ate shit. it brought me immense joy to see that happen
>>201722574>Get ready for work tomorrow>he doesnt knowlmao!
>>201722478hummina hummina hummina
What are you doing for Timmy Time anons?
>get ready for work tomorrowneet alert
>frogposting
talking about hentai is a dogwhistle for pedophilia, you're all pedophiles
>all hentai is loligo back to facebook
it is only natural that i would jerk off to cartoons
>>201722617What of it?
>>201722581I like this songCan I be a Sothern Rebel?
Idk if im dying but im cool with it if i am
>cartoons*idealized female body
>>201722593More likely the oldest cave paintings have disintegrated. It’s a miracle we’ve found ones as old as we have. Still, new archaeological findings happen all the time! Who knows.Also, if you read the article on that Venus, it was primarily if not exclusively formed through natural processes. That said, early humans were working with stone tools before we have any records of making pigments, so it’s not that big of a leap to carving stone idols.It’s a much bigger cognitive leap to a) make pigments and then b) use them to make 2D representations. Less labourious, yes, but much more demanding of our cognitive faculties
>go back to facebook
>>201722654https://youtu.be/4f3d5ZdE4vY?si=ZdInpeGl0Gaf1W69
>>201722602It may be labor day, but you still have to make shekelstein's ferrari shiny, wagie. GET TO IT
https://youtu.be/v1mKGlYL9jg?si=vHizFNc_y0KRQLzl
Miku Monday is in Eight minutes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8yweCungCE
>>201722654Interesting. How about these hand prints?Easy to do. Kids can do it. Takes less cognitive effort to make than a figurine.
>>201722692This character was so annoying. The show vastly improved once she was gone. I get that she was supposed to be annoying, but it was too much
>>201722712Forgot pic, pardon, I am a Cro-Magnon man
>Watching TVSeek God.
>>201722694Manic monday
>>201722731Let me guess, you think rock music is satanic as well?
>>201722737All (((media))) is satanic.
>>201722714that was the point of the character lol, bpd moms are a mega stressor for kids, mine was like her
I do have to go in to work tomorrow because I have to feed the turtles and geckos.Their hunger doesn't take holidays!
>>201722737It literally is. Its the music of the enemy and advesary who seeks to mislead our youth and take the name of the LORD our GOD for a joke.
voting blue in a swing state
>>201722759I liked the scene where Tony chokes her out and threatens to kill her at the end of season 1
voting red in pennsylvania
>>201722770dangerously based
This is a swing state, white boy
voting poo in a jeet state
>>201722750>>201722766Okay.This shit sounds so good THOUGHhttps://youtu.be/Man4Xw8Xypo?si=Gxqx3XRtKjK72Gcn
>>201722797Would you try swinging with your gf? Jason would and I'm supportive.
MONDAY
>>201722810>Jason>gf
somebody make the high quality new with previous and actual edition
New thread WHEN
>>201722838Someone make the low quality new with a political bait image, no previous, and no edition
>>201722816it's monday when cali says so, chud
>>201722810I don't swing, daddy-o
>>201722853>>201722853>>201722853
>>201722845so true
>>201722838you do it nigga my name isn't kunta kinte
>>201722728>>201722712These particular prints are from tens of thousands of years after the emergence of behaviourally modern humans, but I take your point that a child could make them. The thing is, these are produced by blowing pigments through a straw-like tool, both of which are more advanced in terms of tool-making than stone implements. What’s really advanced about them, though, from a cognitive level, is that children were taught *how* to make these prints using such tools, and presumably there was also a social *why* of making the prints. That’s something that only really emerges after the advent of culture, of behavioural modernity in Homo sapiens. To clarify: there is a difference between evolutionarily modern humans and behaviourally modern humans, and that’s why I’m drawing this awkward distinction. I won’t elaborate further for now.There were much earlier hominids than Homo sapiens using stone tools.
>>201722851This!
my misogyny is internalized
