proofreading edition>>201722853previous
>>201724133MapChad where are you?
>>201724133You craven faggot, I was going to post the new. You were early
>>201724133Can I hire him to proofread my thesis proposal?
the gf(autistic)
teachers told me that school difficult in order to prepare me for the "real world" but honestly the real world is so much easier than school ever was.
>>201724163What in the Æon Flux is this?
>>201724149>Canada gets 800k jeets>now we're all jeets>burgers get 20 million hispanics>still whiteBut how? America isn't even a 51% white country.
>>201724152im sorry i was only one post early and the thread was fast so i though it would be okay if you are still here you can get the next one sorry >>201724158his academic focus is pretty narrow so if it doesn't have anything to do with carrots or hopping dynamics you might look elsewhere
>>201724163Orange is the new black: Ocean is a Stone
>>201723877*keeps calling you from different numbers**drives around your street for hours*
I genuinely fucking hate Australians. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXnGnkMIE8A
>>201724167>your hard work now will pay off later>it doesn't >you just have to keep working until you die
>>201724175JoJo Bizarre AdventureIt's the manga creator's coming to terms with being a fag, that everyone in Japan loves, and the weebs love the memes.
>>201724185>>201724176
two trucks having sex
>>201724195Oh ye? I bet you are a closeted Australian yourself.
I for one am thoroughly enjoying retard and the scooby gang committing petty crimes
yep i figger them there 4channers having a hoedown of a shown again
you think cumala keeps conservative boy toys on the side? i wonder how i could become one of those boy toys...
>>201724176they realize the american dream is a joke and go back to mexico
>>201724149AI is so strange. America is wearing a collared shirt and tie with a windbreaker (?), blue jeans, and timberlands laced up like he’s in Wu Tang Clan
>My mail order brides have not been deliveredBet the mail man has them
>>201724234im voting for her
>>201724240They don't though. Your taxes are going to them, instead of your American homeless and veterans.
so i dab on my enemies, yea i dab on them
last few nights of sleep have been frankly tortured
whoops i replied to the schizo
GTA has probably the worst online player base
>>201724253should have paid for tracking
>>201724167everything through high school was braindead easy for me, at least enough for a B+/A- average with no studying ever.i fucked myself in college though. some of those late-stage engineering classes legitimately made me cry. that was peak stress and the lowest i've ever been mentally.everything after graduating was easy. at work you can get phenomenally far just by being personable, nobody really cares about "what you know" unless you start breaking shit.
>>201724234You mean how the women who hate white people the most have white husbands?
>>201724264
In 20 days I'm going to visit some beaches that have elephant seals, stay tuned for pictures
>>201724292SF?
i regret moving to the rural desert my life is hell
>>201724292>sealsBe sure to bring a club.
>>201724304can't you just move back from where you came from?
>>201724304Someone has to patrol the Mojave wasteland
>>201724292i am incredibly excited please don't forget i love seals
>>201724320nope i dont make enough money because we dont make anything here and now im trapped
>>201724298The place I'm going is a couple hours south>>201724310I would never!
Love jewish women. Impregnate jewish women. Slam dunk a goy baby into jewish wombs
>>201724326hmmmmeither Monterey, Santa cruz or Santa barbara
>>201724320wtf, racisss
My fashion icon is Stanley Tucci.Because I'm bald.
>>201724324is this AI? can't even tell these days.
>>201724324ping pong ball with eyes and beak here is an owl for your consideration
>>201724323There is a 0% chance of me forgetting, do not worry.Unfortunately at this time of year the huge males are all out at sea, but the tradeoff is that the beach will be filled with the babies
>>201724328Sarah is so old now though. There's no eggs left.
>>201724184I will listen to it now. I wish more ppl answered
>>201724347Wouldnt stop me from trying
some hick offered to teach my mom everything about AIthis surely wont end in another satanic panic
>>201724328same, but I think they are only after my foreskin
>>201724326>I would never!But they're tasty.
finished gooning to amateur 3D futa, thanks for the recommendation /cum/
>>201724341That's a snow fairy, real bird
>>201724336The beaches are near San Simeon
>>201724167If you dont have education painfully seared into your head you grow up a retard who doesnt know basic facts about the world
LOL this dude has a foreskin what a freak
>>201724345well that's what i would be primarily excited for anyway, the big ones are cool but the babies are very cute and very photogenic
>>201724355She will make her an AI son and you will be done for
Destiny is based
i have phimosis that hurts so i cant pull it back or have normal sex
>>201724355AI isn't a threat to people's kids, so it's doubtful. The previous satanic panics were rumoured to go after kids.Plus parents are already dealing with the LGBT+ trying to groom them and put porn books in schools. You can't get them to deal with two different things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNJv-emvihsapparently black metal is called gnome music now
>>201724402>AI isn't a threat to people's kids, so it's doubtfulMiddle schoolers are already passing around deep faked nudes of their female classmates
>>201724402you sound like a fat neckbeard virgin retard
>>201724397get jewed
>>201724368>39 minutesNot much edging. Is it really a gooning?
getting really lazy on the bait now leafkid
>>201724393hasan and destiny should just bury the hatchet and become an unstoppable liberal duorightoids would never recover
>>201724407gnome music?
women
>>201724414Parents don't understand deepfakes.>>201724415Tranny groomer spotted. Go back to discord.
>>201724432downvoted
>>201724377literally nothing in my day-to-day life came from school. my job, my hobbies, basic life skills like finance, etc., i learned completely on my own.every. single. thing. i learned in school (even college) was 100% useless.
>>201724432men of wö ...
College is pointless unless you are going for a STEM degree or medical
>>201724426What bait? Everything I said was true, from the history of satanic panic, to what parents are currently dealing with.
>>201724450>college is useless unless you want an actual career
>>201724450Social work, education, law?
>>201724446I wondered if it was just me.
Nobody was trans 10 years agoNobody innately wants to chop off their dick and dress in girls clothes. I dont think humanity would survive very long if they/them didIt didnt become a thing until impressionable children were exposed to it online and through wokeified education systems
the protractor from your new geometry set,my inability to do math
george strait is kinda lame and i wish texans would stop listening to him
Tell me about the midwest
Wish I was a cop in a chuddy jurisdiction
>>201724481>It didnt become a thing until impressionable children were exposed to it online and through wokeified education systemsThe medical system is exploiting something that Obama did with Obamacare. That's why it exploded into what's happening now.
>>201724415how's your dilation session going
>>201724481>Nobody was trans 10 years agoPeople have been trans for like half a century now, the (((Elite))) manufactured the controversy and outrage in the early 2010s after Occupy Wallstreet happened, to stop people from being rightfully angry at the rich.You are a brainwashed pawn.
>>201724452Not talking to you, the guy who switches his opinions depending on who he's trolling. Yesterday a hardcore democrat shill now he's spamming about illegals and browns
>>201724494Palicoe please.
>>201724450does finance count as mathreckon it's still more useful than a math degree
>>201724496> in a chuddy jurisdictionso, all of them?
>>201724446If you never learned math you would be brokeIf you never learned english you would write like a retard and form stupid opinions
>>201724516Sorry, my bad.
I'm cooler than a cooler
>>201724525I want to not have to wear a body camera and walk free if I go based mode on someone
>>201724481but you're still a gay faggot
>>201724427Hasan is a tankie, nah
>>201724538> What's cooler than bein' cool?> ICE COLD> ALRIGHTALRIGHTALRIGHTALRIGHTALRIGHTALRIGHT
>>201724494mid
>>201724530The other anon also doesn't realize that school teaches you how to think(or is supposed to), and give you a baseline amount of information. Along with the secondary things like teaching how to socialize in large groups.
i support tranners, less men to compete with and if they turn out well then they can make an onlyfans for me to goon to
We should nuke Australia for letting Rupert Murdoch destroy our country
>>201724450I'm >>201724446I have a STEM degree, and I haven't ever used anything from the coursework in my job. The only thing it was good for was getting hired for my first job out of college; after that, I got my later jobs based off previous work experience.I honestly get extremely angry when I think about how I spent around 20 years of my life doing schoolwork, surrounded by people I hate, stressing over grades, when all of it was absofuckalutely WORTHLESS.
Even if some school subjects are genuinely useful, school may not have been necessary to teach them
>>201724563Trannies that compete in women's activities were never completion for men. That's why they switched. They're just exploiting a loophole in the wokies' ""logic"".
i have a tummy ache those hash browns were really heavy
>>201724587It's not necessary, because home schooled kids do just fine in grades. So long as home schooled kids get enough socialization, it's probably better.
>>201724589>he eats literal potatoes
sure is windy tonight.
>>201724623Sorry I keep farting.
>>201724623Pardon my flatulence
>>201724610potatoes are really good and they come in many different forms they even come in smiley face shapes
>>201724587aside from maybe modernizing English classes to something more focused on comms instead of literature, I can't think of any obvious places to trim the fat in required education. Math, science, history, some PE, some foreign language all seem like something I'd want every person in society to have the basics of.
>>201724626>>201724633Great minds think alike
>>201724645THE GAME.You lost.
>>201724643
Ok. You know what? *Slaps the shit out of you*
>>201724653look at that boy go
>>201724655Great behinds stink alike
>>201724645nice that was really easy i didn’t even break a sweat >>201724653he’s cute where is he running to do you think ?
blow that Nigga head smoove off
pushing 24 hours without advil
>>201724660Rise above the game friend. Tis the current year
>>201724669Ruined with that shit in the middle
>>201724675My man
the movie Margin Call was made for watching at 2am
>>201724669see potatoes come in many different shapes , even dinosaurs >>201724671*calls the cops*
>>201724695Never. I'm going to do it to my grandchildren.
>>201724693i mean he rung the doorbell are they gonna let him in? it’s hot outside >>201724694are you the anon with the nerve pain that’s reluctant to take opioids
asmr gives me a chub
Everyone i love leaves
Listening to deftones
>>201724724based
>>201724724I like that one song "Be Quiet And Drive (Far Away)"
>>201724724ok boomer
>>201724700the movie centered around an emergency meeting at 2am? definitely
>>201724738me too
Just realized I never even had a N-Word pass
>>201724719Me too
>>2017247247 words is cool
>>201724718... like all of it?
Are jeets catching and eating city pigeons now
this reminded me of you guys for some reason
>>201724777Though eating outdoor birds was a Chinese thing
>>201724754Don't need the pass. Just be a man, nigger.
>>201724719This is my lock screen
>>201724777this is the cultural enrichment western civilization needs
>>201724777He looks more African than Indian
>>201724777It's not as bad as you're making it sound. There's a crucial cooking step between those two things.
>>201724149LOL
>>201724777seems a hell of a lot easier to just farm them
>>201724777Squab is what it gets called in a restaurant.
>>201724777before coming to this site i had a pretty neutral opinion on indians but some of the stuff i see them doing is just really terrible and bizarre
>>201724811park ducks are meant to be fed frozen peas and be doted over leave them alone
>>201724831Yes, yes, embrace your inner Chud
>>201724774the kind that isn't a girl with big titties simulating oral with a microphone is worthless
Can I just take a cactus?
>>201724858this pepe is so disgusting and repulsive but i love it for that reason, he’s an unapologetic greaseball
>>201724831You weren't aware of how bad India is then.
>>201724701Aw I wouldn't hit you, only the other posters
I LOVE MONDAY
Canada, take the Frenchy home, he is bothering us
>>201724891
>>201724891https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPtu5V3kHTM
>>201724913The game was rigged from the start
I have a wicked headache
>>201724910I hated this cartoon so much, especially the farm animals one that played with it
>>201724891It's a holiday today in America.Labor Day.To celebrate the effort to give Americans workers rights.
>>201724861come on, that's just crude. is there loving-wife-hums-happily-as-she-makes-me-hash-browns asmr - is that a genre? out of curiosity?
>>201724942t. PETA
>>201724951Thought it was some prego fest!
>>201724913this is harder than the frog game >>201724941caffeine and acetaminophen help if you have either of those . hot showers also help me too
>>201724900Like we want more frogs, we have too many already.
hon hon hon, le baguette fromage
We're r all are brack peepo todai
>>201724941Jerking off helps.
>>201724951OH WOW YOU GUYS ARE SO UNLUCKY ME IM WAGEKEKOLDING WITHOUT ANYTHING NEW OR INTERESTING HAPPENING FROM THE LAST 62846284 TIMES JUST THE SAME CYCLE WITH THE ONLY CHANGE BEING MY CELLS DECAYING TOMORROW AND TOMORROW AND TOMORROW I LOVE MONDAY
>>201724987
>>201725009No need to yell
oh, it's that frog. i apologize for giving him attention.
>>201725009it is hard going back to work after a vacation like you had so i don’t blame you
Ingredients 24 frog legs, skin removed 1 cup all-purpose flour ½ cup cornmeal 1 (4 ounce) packet saltine crackers, crushed 1 tablespoon ground black pepper 2 teaspoons salt 1 teaspoon minced onion 2 eggs ½ cup milk 2 cups vegetable oil for frying 1 cup peanut oil for fryingDirections Rinse frog legs and pat dry; set aside. Combine flour, cornmeal, saltine cracker crumbs, pepper, salt, and onion in a large resealable bag; shake well to mix. Whisk eggs and milk together in a shallow bowl. Heat vegetable oil and peanut oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat. The oil should be about 1/2 inch deep. Dip legs into egg mixture in batches, then press into cracker mixture until evenly coated. Place the breaded legs, unstacked, onto a plate. Repeat with remaining legs. Lower breaded legs carefully into the hot oil in batches. Fry until golden brown, about 4 to 5 minutes on each side. Transfer to a paper towel-lined plate to drain. Repeat with remaining frog legs.
>>201725053Would eatI've never tried frog legs but I've always wanted to
>>201725065They're surprisingly a lot like chicken. I'm not just "It tastes like chicken" meme. If I hadn't been told that they were frog legs, I would have assumed it was just chicken wings.Would eat again.
>>201725053i would try this reluctantly because anything fried tastes really good
What if your Asian friend starts to seem cute, in a friendly kind of way ?
>>201725092>>201725087
Doesn't anybody ever knowDoesn't anybody ever knowDoesn't anybody ever knowThat the world's a subway, a subway?
Me?Canadian
Crazy how the Uchiha massacre got whitewashed.
>>201725125But based, but I will allow it
>>201725097then i would be their friend
>>201725118https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ladagy7wgNA
>>201725128crazy to think itachi and Orochimaru got away with everything
>>201725145would you hold hands?
Well Itachi was a good guy
>>201725174you're right, he killed all those uchiha terrorists
>>201725167sure why not
>>201725210Exactly
>>201725097Male friend?
>>201725118>>201725152I saw them in concert. Even though it was after Healthy in Paranoid Times(when they started to fall off), it was still one of my favourite concerts.
Sasuke quite literally did nothing wrong. The kage system is broken and should be replaced.
Evanescence - Going Under
>>201725216ok...anything else?>>201725226Of course, I don't have female friends, only girlfriends
>>201725248>married a retard>wants to bring his clan back, so he has one brat and fucks off forever>dinosaurs, lmao>his daughter lusts for his rival's cock>never made orichimaru pay for what he did>couldnt beat naruto
>>201725097>Asian friend starts to seem cuteI would never be friends with them unless they were cute in the first placeuggos are bad people and i don't want to spend time with them
Wake me upBefore you go-goDon't leave me hangingLike a cholo
>>201725269
>>201725296I'm constantly amazed that people save 4chan posts.
>>201725296
sorry i'm functionally illiterate.
>>201725271rude
>>201725307archiving /cum/ is crucial for future historians to understand the cultural powerhouse that wwas modern /cum/
>>201725332wtf, somethings are better not preserved. Fucking nuke Germany.
Wake me up when September ends.
>be a young man circa 2003>I'M GONNA GO DIE IN IRAQ FUCK YEAH AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!
is boruto bad?
it was cringe, everything was cringe and everything that isnt cringe now will be cringe later
>>201725380Yes.
>>201725380It's anime, of course.
Fact: The Yu-Gi-Oh anime was better than Pokemon.
>>201725422i was reading some wild shit in the wiki about how the original ninjas where aliens from other dimensions and their leader or whatever became so powerful he ascended to another plane of existence and it seems like all this meta stuff about the world only comes into play in boruto
>>201725443it absolutely was not. I STILL remember the gyrados episode TO THIS day. All I remember from yugioh is Bakura's bullshit egyptian text rule for using Ra
>>201724431https://youtu.be/7icdtUNCvcw?si=6ghGpwPec5o1Z8bP
i liked inuyasha personally
Eating chicken wings with ranch dip
>walked 8 miles today>ate roughly 2100 calories>have had plenty to drinkWhy do I have a headache? Do I need to eat more? I'm trying to lose poundage
>>201725474Starts out pretty good, gets repetitive
Damn did everyone go to bed?Let's keep posting come on!
I'll be heading to bed as well.
I'll be heading to the head
I'll be threading in the thread
I do not sleep.
>>201725484The amount of factors that could cause a headache are too many to name, although it's usually dehydration/electrolyte imbalance. 2100 calories should be plenty. Also, walking isn't the most effective exercise for weight loss unless you're fat and can't do anything else.
>>201725484>Why do I have a headache?science is unable to answer that question, we're mostly clueless to questions about the brain
>>201725543I just discovered that Our Lady Peace did Spiritual Machines II, and I got distracted listening to that. Spiritual Machines was such a great concept album, that I had to find out if the sequel was even half as good.
>>201725543i was switching the laundry over sorry>>201725484sometimes you just get a headache being hydrated helps
>>201725583I'm like 10 pounds from the minimum healthy weight for my height. That is my goal weight. I've been avoiding the gym but if it's my only option then I'll hit the stationary bikes
Vaping?
>>201725634Bad
>>201725634Gayer than gay sex
>>201725543It's Sunday, maybe everyone went to bed early for wor... hahahahahhaha sorry I almost got through it with a straight face.
>>201725634good for quitting smoking cigarettes and a good harm reduction tool
>>201725634I vape weed oil and flavoured nicotine but both are always disposable.
>>201725616That sounds like a recipe to become skinnyfat and/or skelly mode.
>>201725658>let me replace my nicotine delivery system>with another nicotine delivery systemStill addicted, even if you're not going to get smoking related problems, you're just replacing it with vaping related problems.
>>201725676I'm already skinny fat, I want skelly mode
>>201725634Destroys your teeth and gums T. Knower :(
>>201725688grim
Drinking organic soda
>>201725721Which one?
>>201725685im not saying it’s not addictive, im just saying a lot of the harm associated with cigarettes is all the baggage associated with combusting plant material . nicotine by itself isn’t very harmful . if you have to have a vice, vaping is much healthier than smoking . it’s a fantastic smoking cessation tool
Had to stop smoking weed because apparently smoke weakens your esophageal sphincter and can cause acid reflux. Only cannabis tinctures and edibles for me now.
the world is a vampiresent to DRAYEEAYEEAAAAAAIIIIINNNNsecret destroyerhooold you uup to the flaaaames
N
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>>201725739It's really not. Smoking just has decades of research, everything they have for vaping shows that it's still unhealthy.Playing this "vaping is better for you" is a myth spread by vaping companies.
>>201725827https://www.nhs.uk/better-health/quit-smoking/vaping-to-quit-smoking/#is-vaping-harmful
>>201725790>>201725793>>201725813Nigger.
Please refrain from using racial slurs :(Thanks! :)
>>201725874Brack peepo
>>201725833it is almost egg nog seasoni will drink so much i'll get sick, it's just so good but so rich
Kill Ricers. Behead Ricers. Roundhouse kick a Ricers into the concrete. Slam dunk a Ricer into the trashcan. Crucify Ricers. Defecate in a Ricers food. Launch Ricers into the sun. Stir fry Ricers in a wok. Toss Ricers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Ricers gas tank. Judo throw Ricers into a wood chipper. Twist Ricers heads off. Report Ricers to the Highway patrol. Karate chop Ricers in half. Curb stomp pregnant Ricers. Trap Ricers in quicksand. Crush Ricers in the trash compactor. Liquefy Ricers in a vat of acid. Eat Ricers. Dissect Ricers. Exterminate Ricers in the gas chamber. Stomp Ricers skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Ricers in the oven. Lobotomize Ricers. Mandatory abortions for Ricers. Grind Ricers fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Ricers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Ricers with a ray gun. Kick old Ricers down the stairs. Feed Ricers to alligators. Slice Ricers with a katana.
>>201725843>"in the short and medium term, vaping poses a small fraction of the risks of smoking"Which is implying that it would be used to get people to quit with it. Which isn't what happens.You should also know that the UK is trying to pass laws that will make it so people who are currently 15 years old and younger, will never be allowed to purchase any nicotine products in their life, including vapes.So you should probably pay closer attention to the sources you use, rather than scrambling for the first thing on google.Also>still not scientific dataNicotine addict trying to cope, but failing.
>>201725874I'll only stop if spinster asks me to
gonna play xbox with the lady. she's upset she didn't name her skyrim khajiit after her cat :( it'a way, way too late now though. ah well. i'm gonna play some doom
>>201725896The alcoholic variety of eggnog?
>>201725904Give it a rest, Jason
>>201725916no, i don't drink i just like the tastenog with a sprinkle of cinnamon or nutmeg is just mwah
>>201725948Eggnog is a rum chaser.
i don't think there's enough people here to do a scribble game lobby
I went to 7/11 today, I was using prongs to get a taquito off one of those rolling things and I accidently dropped it on the floor. I didn't know what to do so i just picked it up and bought it and ate it.
>>201725474It's underrated
>>201726016oh dear
Dearly beloved are you listENIIIIIINGGG??I cant remember a word that USA meantAm I demented or am I DEEEEESTUUURBEDthe space thats in between insane and insecure Oh therapy, can you please fill THE VOOOOID? Am I retarded or am I just overjoyed?Nobody's perfect and I stand ACCUUUUUUUUSED For lack of a better word and that's my best excuseTO LIVE AND NOT TO BREATHEIS TO DIE IN TRAGEDYTO RUN, TO RUN AWAYTO FIND WHAT YOU BELIEVEAND IIIIIIIIIIIIIII LEAVE BEHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINDTHIS HURRICANE OF FUCKIN' LIES
>>201726026I watched an episode on YTV one night, but never understood what was happening. Seemed cool, and I'm reasonably sure that 2000 means that it wasn't digital.
eating potatoes, drinking potato water, what am i, irish?
>>201726034Based oh dear poster
>>201726190potato water?
>>201726190wtf is potato water
Paul Scholfield's "To be or not to be" soliloquy fits well with "Bathroom Dance" from the "Joker" soundtrack.
dont be drinking the water he boiled the potatoes indont be drinking the water he boiled the potatoes indont be drinking the water he boiled the potatoes in
>>201726190Irish don't have potatoes, that's why they came to Canada.>>201726198>>201726203Alcohol?
>>201726241there's no way
Bored and disconnected from my true self
>>201726279how can we fix this
>>201726279do you feel like you're just a little guy in a chair in your head looking out your eyes
>>201726307I'm not sure>>201726337Somewhat
>>201726198>>201726203vodka ya... *claps fist into palm*
Farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies…
NEW>>201726410>>201726410>>201726410
>>201726348i feel that way too sometimes, i would disassociate as a defense mechanism to avoid troubling and invasive thoughts i'm a lot better now, but the loss/blurring of your identity and who you are is pretty scary
>>201724163araki has gotta be one of those rare male bisexuals
Is Louisville considered a big city?
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>>201724163I like how americans are generally drawn as freakish mutt monsters in this season
