elton john edition
janny that was petty
Looks like elton jogn farted on it
>>201734681its archived here so probably just fell off page 10
any pooman in?
>>201734652https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtVBCG6ThDk
The dream
>deleting the british op>allowing the yank opthis is ridiculous, this is tyranny
>>201734716only five huffs deep me
>>201734727ruined by the shitty tiny laptop
britfa.gs isn't what it used to be
the apex female
>>201734727no room to swing a cat in there
might scran some pancakes
>Archived instead of deletedOMDs
>>201734758Don’t need a giant gaming rig or funko pop collection tho
>code monkey get up get coffee>code monkey go to jobktim
>>201734772they prepare the cat at the restaurant, you dont have to kill it yourself.
need to do this with the lads haha
This is my new squishmallow
>>201734793i didnt say anything about gaming or whatever funko pops are, did i
Read an American article and a girl they interviewed was called "Ryan". And yes she was a real girl not a tranny.Yanks giving boys names to girls has really gone too far at this point.
girls call me cute but not hot, etc.dunno what to think about it.
>>201734727Imagine having to get out of bed and walk down those steps, kicking candles and shit all over the place
EINS, HIER KOMMT DIE SONNEZWEI, HIER KOMMT DIE SONNEDREI, SIE IST DER HELLSTE STERN VON ALLENVIER, HIER KOMMT DIE SONNEFÜNF, HIER KOMMT DIE SONNESECHS, HIER KOMMT DIE SONNESIEBEN, SIE IST DER HELLSTE STERN VON ALLENACHT, NEUN, HIER KOMMT DIE SONNEEINS, HIER KOMMT DIE SONNEZWEI, HIER KOMMT DIE SONNEDREI, SIE IST DER HELLSTE STERN VON ALLENVIER, UND WIRD NIE VOM HIMMEL FALLENFÜNF, HIER KOMMT DIE SONNESECHS, HIER KOMMT DIE SONNESIEBEN, SIE IST DER HELLSTE STERN VON ALLENACHT, NEUN, HIER KOMMT DIE SONNE, AUS
Just listened to oasis for the first timeimamberg says music is sinful but the stuff I've heard since I got here isn't so bad
tinder just reminded me. this morning I got a match 10 years younger than myself. she isnt even fat or anything.
>>201734871blog on
>>201734830utterly ridiculous some bent yank twat here not long ago trying to tell me elliot and jordan were both feminine names. who do they think they are
>>201734852why would you kick over the candles, it's not like you can't see them
>>201734767gross
>>201734727imagine just farting and oil wanking in that bed like a big exhibitionist slug
Just basked in the glorius sound that is a Swedish air raid siren with the window open.BEEP BEEP tinnitushttps://youtu.be/VhSJXnQ4DaQ?si=37uyKjT67hw0I4gT
>>201734871lmao enjoy getting no reply to your opener
>>201734871you're going to fumble her so hard
>>201734830>Sam>Kim>Alex>Jordan>Rileyi know people of both sexes with these names
>>201734905sam, kim and alex are fine>samantha>kimberly>alexandra
>>201734848some people use the term cute to mean attractive in generaland for some people cuteness is the more important form of attractiveness anywayI wouldn't worry about it
>>201734887https://youtu.be/1l3g3m8Vrgscomfy
anyone else feel like they occasionally spin out of control and become insane or is it just me
>>201734889heh doubt ill message it just feels good to have a match
>>201734848Cute = looks + mannerisms.Hot is just looks, and most 'hot' people are usually jerks.So this isn't necessarily a bad thing. But you aren't a panty-dropper.
Gives me the 'ick when guys refer to women with the same nationality as them as "our women"
our men dressed as women
Many doors, Edboys.
addicted to oatmeal
>>201735009Gross
They lobotomised our boy. He used to have fight in him
>>201735039you mean porridge?
>>201735031Kek I do this sometimes spaff me knickers and all
>>201735062don’t give a shit really faggot
>>201735077you will be cunt, porridge is full of fibre
asmmm uuuuu drsss igtkh oeyyy
>>201735059sad
hello australiansis InterContinental Sydney Double Bay a nice hotel?
Making money of the stock market
pooing out a poo
>>201735136me too :D (etf nigga)
jewing out a jew
doctor prescibed me immodium every day cuz he couldn't be arsed actually diagnosing my arse problems.
"Hmm... that's odd. Usually the blood gets off at the second floor."
>>201735155VTI?
>>201735162you can outpoo a poo, but you can't outjew a jew
got no fucking MILK in
>>201735185Outgas a jew you mean
milkmong loves his milk
>>201735171SPXU
>>201735166go to a different doctor
Bongs put the milk carton in horizontally b/c they have tiny fridges
might just lie down on the floor and die
>>201735231OD's on cringe
>children go back to school>/brit/ massively slows down
>>201735239erm we have a dedicated upright slot just for the milk ackshually
Poo bums and willies
.. waiting for online groceries ...
want to do the fanny slapping ritual
>>201735239
>>201735294im going to be starting a job soon delivering for a supermarket. will be funny to see autists like you on my route.
>>201735231Proper stomping musichttps://youtu.be/0ttGgIQpAUc?si=f6LjbGJ_T4KCivZH
>>201734727grim af
Yeah maybe they had a simple design, don't care. The Twin Towers had /soul/
bro cyberpunk aesthetics lmaopack it in you gimp you live in a council estate
Most I've ever wanked in a day? Seven times thank you very much.
>>201735385live in my parents masionette thank you very much
Pakis burning plastic in their garden again
>>201735395state of your wilbertson after that
>>201735413get them inget them housedget them wanked
>no repliesLmfao what a loser Keep posting here every day instead of getting any friends
it is like this
doing the toil thing
>>201735340Whats grim about it? Looks comfy to me.
nth for the gyaldem
Britain is governed according to the hobbies of middle-aged people. Official intervention and 24 hr rolling news coverage of people having to 'queue' to see their favourite band
>>201735395Five possibly six I don’t remember Anything after three I feel like I have the flu for the next few days. Though I don’t feel good at 3 either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25G83SGkZL4well said Michael
>>201734767where's her cock?
>>201735472That's not far from where I live.
>>201735480milquetoast nation governed by spunktrumpets
unspeakably grim>Woman, 72, 'drugged by her husband so 50 men could rape her while unconscious' appears in court after bravely waiving right to anonymity as he goes on trial along with men 'filmed having sex with her'https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13804549/Woman-72-drugged-husband-50-men-rape-unconscious-appears-court-bravely-waiving-right-anonymity-goes-trial-men-filmed-having-sex-her.html
i really can't do nights out anymore, ladsi just lose steam entirely by about 11:30-12:00
>>201735480Why are you copying tweets from twitter?
>>201735510is it nice? to be there?
>>201735538dastardly combo of /pol/-corrupted redditor literal children with negative creativityall they do is regurgitate thinks that sound controversial
>>201735478Why do you simp for these mid women with bad taste
>>201735598it's my gimmick
>>201735577It is, wouldn't want to live anywhere else.Housing prices are probably the highest in the entire world though so unless you parents purchased in before the 2010s then you're fugged.
>>201735533who tf is queuing up to shag a 72 year old
>>201735533Was specifically ethnic menWhy are leftypol like this
>>201735537You made it to your 30s then?
>>201735537Get some pervitin in you
>>201735617i'm 27
>>201735591It's just a bit weird to see tweets copied out and posted on 4chins. It makes you wonder if everyone you're interacting with is a bot.
>>201735617Was a boring cunt since way before
>>201735612it's ok I'll just stay with you
>>201735533
>>201735638much of a muchness these days
>>201735614rapists
>>201735608why
>>201735537giwtwm>start drinking at 6pm and keep going till 5am>get in at 6am, fall asleep and wake up during the night >0% chance of doing anything productive for the next week
Actually crazy how much open misandry there is on normie social media these days
>>201735696business idea: don't do that then
>>201735711did you get hurty feelings
>>201735614she was 59-68 at the time of the rapes
>>201735533How did he manage to find 50 men that were up for doing thatbloody nora
if you go get your feelings hurt then simply never talk to that person ever again not in a few weeks or months, thinking it will be differentalso none of your friends like you they are internet friends they are not real friends they do not like you repeat after me
>>201735696did this on Saturday night, for me it’s usually a two day recovery period. Luckily today was a holiday
>>201735720seems like a good idea at the time
>>201735720dont think mongs like him are capable of making positive changes to their grim lives
>>201735740local mosque's facebook group
ktim
really starting to wonder if Brian "Limmy" Limmond is still capable of being funny
>>201735774i still think he's funny
>>201735774I think hes funny
>>201735774>still"he" has never been a thing and I genuinely cannot believe you lot are still pretending otherwise without being paid for it
do you really reach a point that nothing comes out if you do enough wanks in a day?
>>201735807shut up you fucking cretinfucking faggot
>>201735807good post
this is the future lads, big chebs enby afab gfshttps://www.reddit.com/user/MxPhoenixRyder/?sort=top
>>201735774He used up all of his material for his show. The basis of his comedy otherwise is just having big unnerving blue eyes
>>201735807Yoker
>>201735831
Having a wank. No really into it, to be honest.
limmyposters = markpostersthe absolute lowest of the low
>>201735913bring back the enchantment of wanks i say
>>201735807I liked limmys showdon't care for anything he's done since then
the Ukrainian city of Polchevkeckosky has fallen
This summer, I paid my 12-year-old daughter $100 to read a book. As far as mom maneuvers go, it was definitely last ditch and the size of the payout was certainly excessive. I can’t say I am proud — but I am extremely satisfied. Because the plan worked. It worked so well, I’d suggest other parents of reluctant readers open their wallets and bribe their kids to read, too.
>>201735686it's fun
>>201735913Maybe pick something sexier than /brit/
>>201735982he's referencing the scottish comedian "limmy"
catberge off on one of his wacky adventures
>small cute youtuber l follow has be highlighted on reddit now thousands more people are subbing to hershame
Shocked this went to trial in France that's usually known as a second date
>>201736015freak
>>201735997>so unfunny and unnoteable that no-one recognises itchecks out
>>201736009Should attach a wee camera to him to see what he gets up to
>>201736009doxxed
a su mud muri musgo uste sky hy y
>>201735964>momgas yourself
ronaldo grabbing ass
just noticed something extremely low quality that appears quite frequentlywonder if at least 3 other posters notice said posts when they appear
>>201735997Ah le epic television reference
>>201736009going into town for some mik
>>201736087He's gay so probably telling her she needs to lose weight
>>201736009where are the road markings
my biggest 'ick? when a women has a cock and balls
Italian teen murders whole family
>>201736009Computer, load the database of all white jackets ordered from jacamo
>>201736135some prankster stole them
>>201736009haha mad lil fella
>>201736143MAMA MIA
>>201736143just read that, very grim
>>201736143are these refugees or identitarians
Womens match called off after team complains a man is on the the other team
>>201736138this but whatever the opposite of an ick is
>>201736009Is that the grim shithole you live in?
>>201736143
We are BritainAnd we have one dreamTo unite all peopleIn one great teamStrong Britain, Great NationStrong Britain, Great NationStrong Britain, Great NationStrong Britain, Great Na-a-tion.’
After losing in court and murdering the billionaire the HP jews confirm they will go after his widow for the money
IS IT WORTH THE AGGRAVAAAATIOOOOOON
>>201736143:(
>>201736225good
>>201736225ah yes the jews made him choose to sail a yacht into a hurricane
Sunken ship Titanic is sinking
>A 16-year-old girl has died following a multi-vehicle crash on the A1(M) in West Yorkshire.
>>201736280
>>201736117gay men love grabbing ass
spamming/flooding at this point
>hurricaneliterally zero proof
>>201736280>>201736296Not funny.
Actress that previously claimed she reclaimed the word fat loses weight
>>201736201not sure how you can claim somewhere is a shithole just based on a picture of a road but yes
>>201736314>>>201736280>>>201736296 (You)>Not funny.
>>201736087will have a girl touch me or look at me or let me touch her like that
Jews riot at football match
>not funny
Someone called 'Libby' has given my number to a company, either unknowingly (typed one wrong digit), or has given them a random number which happens to be mine.
off on a walk x
>>201736355Not sure why we aren't handing out Ozempic to every fat person in the country on the NHS. We have literally cured obesity.
>>201736407who's gonna play you in the film, do you reckon?
>>201736355even lizzo is losing weightmad how they finally realise hold on a second looking and feeling like shit isn't actually a positive
>>201736409nice and green isnt it any creatures?
caterfella
>>201736422Not sure.
>>201736432would swallow him whole
>>201736427haven't seen anything yet hoping to spot a heron
>>201736409need this paved over to house more browns
>>201736409Is that the grim shithole you live in?
>>201736355she looked good before and after desuhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Barbie_Ferreira/
>>201736465yikes mate honestly
>>201736409corr go on lad gather some of that moss plenty going spare
>>201736451saw a heron in the fields yesterday after taking my lab to the riversurprisingly she didn't really give a shit about it
>>201736409leftypol looking at this and having a panic attack
>>201736465fucking state of it lmao
https://youtu.be/BQsqfYagbnk?si=Y66nfFMWBrA5VJ--
Is Lanzarote nice or is it still Lanzagrotty?
howling at this
>>201736491dont get why they do this
Sean Connery came into my shop and bought an item for £4.99. He gave me a £5 note and said keep the change. Generosity still exists.
Might need to go to the shops
>>201736502it's nice
>>201736356>no road markings >only living things in sight are stray cats and weeds>pavement goes right up to the door>entryway is surrounded by crushed stone >road hasn't been refinished in ages>litter It was easy
>>201736465hog
>>201736511rorke is finished
Ran out of milk, time to do the messages
>>201736529Rorke can't handle all of that.
>>201736355"Fat acceptance" was obviously just a lazy cope for obese retards
>>201736409need this tearing down and new homes erecting for asylum seekers asap x
Look well into thyself; there is a source of strength which will always spring up if thou wilt always look.
>>201736409INHOUSEDFEDWANKED
>>201736512it's the influence of demons
can hardly imagine how bad sex would be with an entitled fat bitch
>>201736521I'm in the disabled Tesco toilets, cock erect waiting for you lovely x
>>201736409Get off the road!
rorke went woke
>>201736603Just ask your dad
>>201736603easy for me ever since i shagged your mum
>>201736618ROARING
>>201736618
>>201736631sent that freak flying
stuffing a banana in my gob
>>201736618Imagine getting done off sacked tranny oh my DAYS
>>201736631Carved that cunt into a cuckoo clock
>>201736524might go Puerto del Carmen
>>201736143>Speaking to investigators during his confession, he said: 'I realized it a minute later. I understood that it was not by killing them that I would be freed.'
>>201736672
omfg it is confirmed non conscious cucknadian lower on the totem pole than sacked trannyabsolute state of it
Time to leave the thread for a while
>>201736697was there in julyvery nice and chill
the goons are out
Just finished watching all 165 A24 movies chronologicallyI flipped on A Glimpse Inside the Mind of Charles Swan III in January and just saw Sing Sing in theaters last weekend. This is something I’ve always kinda wanted to do, but finally had the time to do it this year. Overall, it was a fun endeavor and it opened me up to a lot of different genres I probably wouldn’t have watched otherwise. Here’s few of my personal superlatives:Favorite: Green RoomLeast Favorite: WoodshockBest Documentary: Oasis: SupersonicBest Foreign Language: The Zone of InterestMost Underrated: Mississippi GrindMost Overrated: A Ghost StoryBest Male Performance: Willem Dafoe in The LighthouseBest Female Performance: Toni Colette in Hereditary
all that and still off-topic so it will never be read
>>201736618omds brookie
>>201736773>i just watched a load of middlebrow yank/jew shitefascinating
>>201736769>you wake up in hell
>>201736773all those movies and thought Green Room was the bestreddit pleb
chucked the m&s curry in the microwave
>>201736773thoughts on sing sing?
>>201736769The last thing Rorke sees when he puts on the Chud-Killer2000 headset.
might get some scooterslop tonight im too tired to cook
Anyone remember mousenonce?
>>201736856Have you FINALLY made a post that doesn't involve black men's willies?
>>201736769could do with some more barmers if im honest
>>201736899>>201735488another one you missed
>>201736891he mostly posts on /cum/ now
>>201736918Was beginning to think black dicks had mindbroken you!
DTFIC has been destroyed
>>201736009new build wanker
Westfallen
What a disgusting OP pic. Not posting in this shit thread
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gv0ydj62noMwad it took a lady offing herself to change ofsted policy
>>201736721did you try the cannabis club? not smoked in years but i might be tempted on the beach
got my arse, willy and bollocks out
!!
>>201737017I am interested.
>>201734561A touching story. I'm sure Viola, Morning and Mike still remember you even if they are back in China now.
what's the sluttiest thing a rorke can do
>>201737101Submit to a Black man.
>>201737101gay porn dance
>>201737101sucking a tgirl willy in thailand
>>201737017just like my gay porn kinos
>>201736355She got sacked from Euphoria because they wrote a story for her character about the trials of being a fat teenager and she kicked off saying that her stories shouldn't just be about fatness.So they instantly sacked her. Imagine the brass neck. She could have been making millions, STILL hopped on the ozempic, and been famous and liked. Instead she's blacklisted for not kowtowing to producers.
>>201737053dont have much else to say about it really
>>201737181Images. Now.
>>201737101Become a sissyboy slut for the Jews
Rorke just hopped on the ozempic
>>201737101Eat monkeypoxed laced poo out of prolapsed kike arseholes
Just tried typing in the bbc website but typed bbb instead. Ffs what am I like?
>>201737258
>>201737270Maybe you should b-b-b-become a better potser
Want to cry but tears won't drop
squid gaem
>>201737228rorke wouldn't take that because instagram/tiktok stars use ithe would however go on a paleo carnivore omad diet and take liver king branded supplements without realising the irony
sit rep: no heron yet, found a bench
>>201737352Get migrants on those benches NOW
>>201737352shameful seeing all this space wasted on nothing when it could be housing thousands of africans
>>201737277>>201737298need their faces swapped pronto
Hungry, can't be doing with this shite lads. What am I supposed to do
newNOW
>>201737352herons are water birds you fool
>>201737424>>201737424>>201737424
>>201737420your thinking of herrings
