愛をください on VHS edish
I like this one better because I fetishize Japanese women/ culture
>>201743357Same king and happy labor day
>>201743284>/brit/ thread>op has yank flag fucking yanks
German proto gf admitted to me today that she's "concerned about the failed integration of immigrants and some of the scary things that have been happening here lately", although she still claims to hate AfD. Wonder if I can slowly reveal my power level to her after all
>say lass>all the English get pissedWhy are you like this
this past weekend is the first time ive felt a real sense of love for my gf. sappy, i know, but it was a great feeling. proper love, not just affection.
getting dark in the evenings nowwill be winter soonfucks sake
>>201745481SCREAMIGN
sir messy eater
>>201745288Solidarity in our shared values :3
leftypol softly strumming his prostate like a hawaiian ukulele playerrorke doing a george formby
https://fapello.com/aprikosin/wew lads
can i find a femboy on grindr?
>>201745710peasant
>>201745481That is a pretty big cock desu
>>201745373i frequently talk about how i think immigrants should integrate to colleagues at workdont think its racist to suggest that at all
>>201745481Cockmogs me!
>>201745373Sorry, what is a "proto gf"
>>201745481imagine how horrifying the smell must be
With how connected the world is now and going to be, soon there will be no more "native" popularity and thats not a bad thing. The bad thing is when people are anvocating for "Ethno states" and think thats gonna work -.-
My winter fragrance? Well that would be Dolce Gabbana The One for Men. Pairs perfectly with a Barbour International jacket at a Covent Garden Christmas market.
>>2017457242/10 hag
>>201745724wtf why's her cock all innie
>>201745685That’s awesome. The deeper feelings are worth so much more than lust.
>>201745724dire
>>201745728nothing but so im told none of the gays want to be macho men these days
most zoomers have brown eyes even white ones now
>your appeal was reviewed and denied why are they like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXN5P8IH0xc
>>201745821Can't say I've looked at any long enough to notice
Count Binface is a cringe unfunny aping of proper political parody like Vermin Love Supreme
>>201745888literally who?
- drink 4-6 beers every night - watch the same tv show over and over again- read yaoi comics for an hour a day- fall asleep in your makeup- check their instagram page every day- order takeaway slop for 11pm dinner- isolate yourself from people who care about you
>>201745888>apingthat your da?
>>201745821Most people’s eyes are white dude
Find the concept of the paralympics inherently amusing. Like a whole bunch of countries got together and said:>Let's see who has the strongest retards!
If you think 7 inches and below is enough to satisfy women in 2024 then I've got a bridge to sell you
>>201745944a clue gained
>>201745699protipwhinging on about weather won't make it better, if anything it makes it worse
>>201745954+247 on Sickipedia in 2009
>>201745954desperately unfunny post
>>201745960Having another mental health crisis, heathermong?
>>201745990>he thinks the solar cycle is the weatheryouve got no fucking idea have you
>>201745699Good. Just how I like it.
>>201745954Bitter that you didn't make the cut?
>>201745954oof
summat I never understoodpoliticians kissing babieswho wants that?"hey mr man who I've never met, please kiss my infant. it's not creepy because you vote on legislation"weirdo stuff
scranning a croquembouche
>>201746040Sort of is innit
>>201745954dont understand the ones who just have to wear glassesthere are people i work with who have stronger prescriptions than the ones you need to be a paralympian
>>201745942His election plan involved giving everyone in America a pony, a zombie preparedness plan, and making sure everyone brushed their teeth. He actually pulled pretty good in some states
>>201745954ParaGB is making TeamGB look like the retards
>>201746053
>>201745954Ok premise but the delivery wasn’t it son
>>201743284First episode found on YouTube. Kinda shit quality, try looking on Dramacool if you decide to watch the resthttps://youtu.be/M7bNLAScQQU?si=HCt_Y-fHHWVlKmI0
h-o-t-t-o-g-o you can shag me up the arse
am getting blacked up the arseeee
>>201746104>wasn’t it sonGET HIM RORKE
love getting the gf so drunk that she passes out and wees her pants
where will they go
>>201745942>Some of the main themes of Supreme's campaigns are instituting a mandatory tooth brushing law, giving every American a free pony, using zombies for renewable energy, zombie apocalypse awareness, and time travel research. He largely avoided discussing major political issues until his 2020 presidential campaign, which was more serious. Supreme has run variously as a Republican, a Democrat, and a Libertarian.
>>201746030
>>201746088so epic xD le random boot on head man
>>201746145fuck you cunt I got here first>>201746088
medallion's humming....
>>201745745Was too scared to broach the subject with a modern university educated (indoctrinated) woman, thought it could only end in tears so just swerved clear of politics>>201745758Like a gf but in more of a proto sort of way
>>201746179Sorry I was busy shagging -_-
>>201746140wee wee gf
>>201746164Probably funnier than you
>>201746164Wearing this and doing the Reddit smirk at everybody who reads it
toil on the morrow, lads
>>201746164He dedicated his whole life to being a cringe retard in as many political parties as possible and came reasonably close to winning All without wearing some a fucking garbage can mask like a faggot
>>201746219urge to kick his legs in and run off screaming faggot
sick to bastarding death of the persecution of smokers
it looms...
on the renshuutoil
>>201746276god I love the uk
might just have soup for teaon a diet you see
tell me about yourself anon
>>201746276Cmon thats funny
I gave my wife a pair of odour eaters and she was quite offended,"Are you saying my feet smell?" She asked."Not at all, " I replied, "they're for your knickers."
>>201746276Embarrassing
came out to dadberg lads
I love black cum
dunks or court visions?
>>20174631110/10 never a better use of the word slampig
>>201746325>Ffionwhy do trannies always pick bizarre names
You should never judge anybody by the colour of their skin.That's what the courts are for.
>>201746273i quit smoking in may so it won't even effect me like that but the loss of a quiet area to go and chat to people when out at a club or whatever is dreadful
>>201746325wtf kind of name is Ffion
>>201745888Count Binface is based on Lord Buckethead who quite literally predated Vermin Supreme you mong
And for my tea I had chips, pizza and feta salad
>>201746321middle class centrist dads who love keir and are rooting for tom tugendhat slapping their knees at that one
Why is Sue Gray obsessed with Northern Ireland?
Trying to find a dominant milf gf on fetlife
Japanese women? Love 'em personally
>>201746359My name is normal and beautiful.
>>201746359>>201746363>>201746363you lads wanna read a book
>>201746311too big
>>201746389how old
Chuck Norris once stole a seagulls chips.
>>201746328All cum is white or yellowish
>>201746375Hungry today eh, big man?
im on 4chan on my phone naked (no pics fuck off) on my bathroom floor cause I'm an autvirg and I like the steam and noisegod I love my life
>>201746425your name isn't Ffion
>>201746363>>201746359it is a very common welsh name
>>201746472Wasn't really a lot. It was half of a small pizza and a handful of chips.
>>201746474pics?
>>201746435dunno
>>201746474Yh im sitting in my empty bathtub. Helps with not going stir crazy to sit in different places while i rot inside.
Lads need some helpMy wife's mother just diedHow long should I console her for?Bear in mind that my chips are getting cold
>>201746474why is there steam and noise in your bathroom
I can't fucking take it any moreI'm so fucking DONE with toilingSICK of it allI can't keep doing this
fucking hell i'm bored
>>201746438you jest but the man is exceptional
>>201746365Even fucking gayerYour country deserves everything that is happening to it
>>201746498I know that. My point was not all trans people pick stupid names.
I just got jewed
>>201746499I said no pics fuck off
Operation - Unmask Sacked Tranny is a go.
>>201746537What you gonna do then? You need a plan
>>201746362its shit. 20% of the worlds population are treated as second class because we find tobacco pleasurable. no other minority would be openly discriminated against this way.
They call it sexual athleticsIt doesn't rhyme with anythingThat's why I'm the sex kingSex king on a velvet swingWaiting for my Alice in WonderlandTo come along and knock upon my doorIf I'm who you were waiting forCause I'm a sexual athlete
>>201746529Eat the fucking chips lad it's a cost of living crisis can't be wasting food she'll understand
>>201746556iraq be kidding me! aha
>>201746426
>>201746529Just phone D’Andrus to give her another seeing to and you can finish in peace. Win win.
>>201746563I'll help you out mate, it's the weird lonely discord nonce who also sometimes goes by the name "spainlad"
fat tranny thinks you can make salad from cheese lmfao
>>201746596Incorrect.
>>201746558?
despise crackheads
>>201746276Is Rishi wearing elevator shoes?
ladsif you weren't a britisher, which ethnicity would you want to be
>>201746588i note this is a cartoon and not a photo collage
>>201746623I’ll crack your fucking head, sunshine
>>201746612oops sorry wrong postI'm so silly :3
>>201746633filipino because they're the most POWERFUL race in the WORLD
ALDI Shrewsbury.
>smoker persecution kys
erm
hate black crackheads
Might start a band called Sacked Tranny and the Spaintards
>>201746596spaincuck*
Shrewsbury MENTIONED
hate blackheads
>>201746659no worries hun x
>>201746633Something weird like Eskimo or something. May as well.
My girlfriend said she was leaving me because I was too clingy...I said its okay I'll come with you
>>201746705Sacked Tranny works in ALDI Shrewsbury.
Snacked Tranny
hate heads
:/
>>201746718id post some softcore furry porn for your trouble but I'd probably be publicly executed
Listen up, libtard: I like feet.
I saw this vampire sucking the blood out of a pensioner."Oy! " I shouted. "I thought you undead couldn't feed in the sunlight?""Undead?" he replied, "Don't be stupid, I’m Kier Starmer."
>>201746743might have to move town in that case. reckon it's telford or stafford for me.
Mental how badly I mindraped him
>>201746546I think satire candidates are inherently unfunny, for the record, but you're still wrong about it being an aping of Vermin Supreme I'd argue most satire candidates are inspired by the Monster Raving Loony Party
>>201746758said mister Guillotine haha
>>201746784I have a masters degree and I have no idea how to use chopsticks no matter how much I try
I will be your deadmanWith nothing but this blood on my handsStuck in your "wonderland"I just want to make you bleed like me
>Cromwell said he hoped he should make the name of Englishman as great as ever that of a Roman had been.Cromwell was so based it was unreal.
>>201746851I have to agree with you but doing it anonymously is cowardly
>>201746889you don't bleedyou don't have a womb
>>201746889I'm coming for you.
kind of mental how one bad knock to your nads renders you sterile ending any hope of having kidsthey should invent a really slimmed down and practical versions of hose cricket boxes or guards
Femicide or feminicide is a term for the killing of females because of their sex.
>>201746886catberge
>>201746924I do bleed and you don't have a womb either.
>>201746898ah yes a true patriotchopping off the head of the king, the very symbol of the nation itself
>>201746915legs 10/10everything upwards 2/10
>>201746889TickTockTickTock
>>201746961bro just said a tranny was 10/10 in some respect
>>2017469722/10 ugly hag
>>201746990Speaking of which
it pie night
>>201746952The King is not England, and England is not the King.
>>201746949
>>2017470402025 is my year.
>>2017469981: I couldn't tell2: I'm probably bi
>>201747057>United KINGdom
My uncle just died lads. I’m in shock, wtf he was only 53. Mum is downstairs crying her eyes out on the phone telling family. Wtf, he had two kids under 12
>>201747061
>>201747085get them shagged
leftypol storming out of the theatre mumbling about false advertising at the screening of free willy
>>201746898among others cromwell gave britain a bad name in ireland, i wish we had never set foot in ireland and left it alone as a desolate backwards hellhole because all the world hates us for civilising them due to most of them moving to america
>>201747085sorry to hear of your uncle's passinghow'd he die
Girlfriendberg fucking wittering on about some shite
>>201747109
>>201746276>PM of one of the most important countries in the World has to admit defeat in an election next to a wog eceleb pulling a prank for his YouTube channel and a bunch of meme entriesFinished country
>couldn't tell
>My uncle just died lads
>>201747093god willing they'll cook him into a nice miso soup
>>201747130Aortic Sharting
>>201747085If you had to, which one of the kids would you shag?
>>201747085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FER1-9GHSkany rasta in?
>>201747185Right that's it, smack time
the last of the summer poo
>>201747185
can i come too
>>201747234shitterdale
>>201747225jah bless mi nem sir ganga farmer, pon de batty man rice and pea
>>201747124Ireland is among the few excolonies of ours that is actually right to detest us to be fair
I buried my uncle today
>>201747085sorry mate been in a similar situation myself you should get pissed and get a suit for the funeral although you live with your mum so get pissed later on and book the day off work
Nuno Bettencourt on a mad one
Hate cunts who start messages and emails with a name and a comma
>>201747085yea keep posting on 4chan mate
okayyyyyyy let's go
Rorke, jah bless
>>20174708553, just a kid.
>>201747311Anon,Yer mam shags darkies.With thanks,Me
>>201747289https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwzKGxAwy4A
>>201746633white
>>201747364Is it bad I liked the before more? I want her to Dom me so fucking hard but the after is just a 10 a penny only fans slut
>>201747284they're pretty much British, just lost the wars of religion
MC Smally yeah that's my name
‘We are BritainAnd we have one dreamTo unite all peopleIn one great teamStrong Britain, Great NationStrong Britain, Great NationStrong Britain, Great NationStrong Britain, Great Na-a-tion.’
how high of a status do you need to have in bongland to bag her?
>>201747364Built like Bam Bam Bigelow in that second pic.
>>201747448Footballer
>>201747085fuck, I'm so sorry lad
>>201747085f
self-described racist but love rasta music and listen in secret
>>201747430>Written & Performed by: St John’s CE Primary School pupils, Bierley, Bradford
>>201747430Shut up
>>201747448Probably 10 quid and some cheap booze
>>201747448this is chantelle, deano's bird. she's the most highly sought after type of woman in this country. 9.5/10+ only.
mad how much more impressive is president xi's life story compared to any of the founding fathers (founding faggots as I call them)
the pinnacle of female beauty
>>201747499Is it yeah?Do you yeah?
England's greatest export
>>201747499still mad we got them free eh?you got canada out of it, aren't you happy?
>>201747473>in secretdo you actually have people in your life who would care if they found out?
>>201747499who gives a fuck? i know i don't
>>201747514nah
>>201747514Everything above the ass is awful and even that is full of cellulite too I think 6/10
got scabs on my foreskin because i've wanked so much lately. wish I were joking.
>>201747448top salesman at VW braintree
>201747514yeah we get it mate
got sacked today, lads
>>201747541gosh that's got me very angry!
what does rorke mean?
>>201747541im not british
got called an apostate in the lidl car park lads
>>201747544yeah absolutely, my immediate environment is middle class white and judging and my whole persona is a good trad white boy
why dont women wear hijabs in turkey
Fleur Delacour
>>201747622Kill yourself
>>201747609
got called a n word at the neonazi rally
>>201747589You the guy who destroyed a customers front entrance with a backhoe because you couldn't see that the payment got stuck for a bit?
>>201747630Someone called me a comma yesterday.
>>201747644too peng for it
>>201746633Irish or French
bout to comma my pants uooh
>>201747665no clue what you're on about
>>201747311Hi anon,Why?Kind regards,
>>201747644some do but its not the law
And she didn’t know how to tell himShe was in love with a Rasta manFire was burnin' and burningTo let out what she was holding in
>>201747703Was all the news
WEnt gym and still haven't showered once today. Smell like shit
>>201747733That's odd, you should smell like sweat
south asian women can be so peng
TOILHOMESLEEPTOILHOMESLEEPIVEHADENOUGH
>>201747621Is this accurate?
>>201747752look like monkeys
feel like SHIT
>>201747733Pushed too much eh
north-western eritrean coptic women can be so peng
>>201747752“can” doing some serious grafting in this post.
>>201747776yeah all humans kind of do
>>201743284This man is pure cringe what the fuck is wrong with your country Britian
>>201747775FOJF
Grim how all these young-uns never sext'ed with eviebotall they know is chatgpt
>>201747800Share a pair of glasses - coptics
>>201747841Probably gone to lay pipe
>>201747812i don'ti look like a fucking toad
Indian women have hair in all sorts of weird places.Horrible.
I can't work a nine to fiveBaby I'm a hustler, I'ma keep hustlin'Rather risk my foredoom and my lifeBaby I'm a rider, I'ma keep ridingI got my future front my eyesAnd the fight is to surviveBaby this is just my life
>>201747887such as?
>>201747448>As of May 2023 Thresher is not in a relationship. In October 2021 she was dating British rapper Digga D>Digga D appeared at Lincoln Crown Court via video link from HMP Wormwood Scrubs, where he was remanded in custody. On 29 May 2024, Digga D pleaded guilty to a charge of smuggling cannabis relating to 11 July 2023. be blacksell drugsmake songs about stabbing people go to prisonDo all that and you're in
>>201747775Yeah that's it
lovely dashka
>>201747898back of the knee, maybe?
>>201747871>2016
>>201747775Yeah
>>201747898Back hair
>>201747871What's appealing about American slam pigs?
>>201747862hehe
Yes I'm a ganja planterCall me di ganja farmerDeep down inna di earth where me put di ganjaBabylon come and light it up on fireMe a chantYes I'm a ganja planterCall me di ganja farmerDeep down inna di earth where me put di ganjaBabylon come... Yo yo
>>201747814>>201747814>>201747814>>201747814>>201747814
i need chocolatei have chocolate
>>201747918We need a dictatorship of physiognomy.
>>201747962Shall you tell him or shall I?
the 17yo protogf wants to become official but i'm being a pusswah
>>201747448>>201747903how she manage to look white with black skin?
>>201747962TWAT
>>201747961Prefer pot by tool
>>201748000She doesn't
>>201747396Actually had to check the datesCan tell though that Mrs Brown's is indeed from the same ilk of cheap British camp that Extras was satirising
>>201747216kek
>>201747528Didn't mind that Netflix prison thingy
I got a letter...the name on the envelope said: "Baz from Folkestone" ...my uncle's name. It's ridiculous, couldn't possibly be true.
>>201747589why lad?
>>201747999Happens ngl desu
>>201748518got caught wanking in the disabled toilets for a second time
