Pablo Honey editionThread anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kALoYb7bepI
>>201750685just for fun and enjoyment really
starmer just announced they're banning white people
the fray bentos dindins as it were
filling my gob with sausages
incels are the most oppressed minority
>>201750740Frayed bentarse xD
jumping down a chimney and then slapping on red lipstick on to blend in so the starmtroopers don't arrest me
Business idea: strap a GoPro to Harvey Price and drop in Stoke-on-Trent at 2am
ban pooposting and it will be time to grab the sword off the mantle
Saw a Rothko painting the other day
is it that sweet I guess so
SIGNORIIIIIII
>>201750740nice pooslop
the cronem opening batty snaps from pale clapmeats
>>201750740Candle in the Wind
>>201750776proper bent little poofter aren't you
your poo is getting cold
Twink gob on mein sausage
how do pensions workif I earn a pension and have - say - £2k in pensions at company Awhat happens to the £2k when I move to company B?can I take it out and put it in a new pensions, do I get that pension automatically?what happens?
rorke spending all summer complaining on /brit/ complaining that it’s too hot for his incel walk
>>201750493Why are Americans so fucking stupid I feel like Issac newton surrounded by fat retards
bradley walsh fart porn
Welsh ancestry
youre laughingthey made him into ice creamand youre laughing
now approaching midnight
>>201750952drink more tapwater
any BAFTA nominated filmmakers lurking? I have an idea for a television miniseries
WFH job is so easyLiterally do nothing most days apart from lie on plush pillows and fluffy throws on my phone
>>201750947global warming my arse
calculating the greeks xdoing a cheeky montecarlo simulation with my bumhole
So in order for me to see who's been looking at my Linkedin profile I need to buy premium like it's a dogshit Tinder? Yeah fuck off.
>>201750997The average American is dumb as a Indian and fatter than most arabs
might just end it tonight
>>201750996>the face when he bans everything you know and love
funny picture of the difference between south and north wales people
>>201750996>>201751020asking for trouble lads xbe careful out there the police are on the lookout for offensive memes
omg super fit rorkette on bbc3 only bad thing is she yanks
>>201751019>dadberg (proverbally) broke his back providing for us as kids>earn twice the amount he ever has and don't even bother getting out of bed for it feel guilty desu
>>201751030you are also given the cock size and salary of each lurker, just like tinder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hfpdc4KhJ8ccanscanscanscanscans
mad how wybois have to settle for tattoo covered oompa loompas who work in recruitment
>>201750997good
the perfect woman
>>201751030why do you want to see who's looking at it? just wait for the recruiters to message youit's like tinder but you're the girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRhMAAeat1AAll i can think watching this is "BBC". What the fuck is wrong this me?It's not even because Dutch women are notorious coalburners, they are genuinely just so fine only the strongest well endowed black kings deserve them.
tonights wankhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u_ffZOfOWw
>>201751099shut up spaedo
>>201751108Porn addicted freak
Got a WFH job but I just spend all day getting blowjobs from supermodels on an exotic beach while my mouse jiggler puts in a shift for me. It’s actually not as fun as it sounds and I suffer
cuckcord are on a proverbial ktim tonight
>>201751116YerDaSlop
>>201751108wow they take their clothes off even more than we do
>>201751083it is quite ridiculous tbf, I spend most days just lying on pillows while YouTube plays in the backgroundoh well fuck it, take the opportunity while it's still offered to us
ass
>train from london to glasgow 200 quid>flight 50 quidits a fucking JOKE
>>201751105wonder if she will save enough for retirementwonder if she can cook a good mealwonder if she talking with her father
>>201751004Whats your idea lad
>>201751108Based
>>201751105Her head is so tiny. She's probably stupid or has some kind of growth disorder that makes her head tiny.
I'm a niggard
>>201751019got this friend who has this bizarre larp where he pretends he had a busy week at work when he will have sent me updates during the week like "in the bath" at 2pm"just turned teams on" at 10am"Just sat here for 4 hours in a meeting not doing anything having to pretend to listen while i play age of empires" and so on loland he's on 100k
>>201751258she's just shortestimating 5'2
>>201751108Off-limits to an incel like me.
>>201751105BBC
it's 3am and I'm round the corner wearing my leather
Is it normal to be able to feel a hairdresser's penis whilst he is drying your hair?It has happened a few times with the same male hairdresser, but I am not sure whether this is a normal experience in the UK for others - especially women.Edit: He is French if that makes a difference
Well her sister lives on Morris StreetThe biggest tart you've ever seen
>>201751202costs nowhere near that you lying cunt
>>201751305
wearing my rolex
>>201751326look on October 14th returning on the 16th
>>201751342Only a BBC could satisfy her.
drying a woman's hair gets me hard like you wouldn't believe
>>201751280Imagine you're an Afghan migrant from a conservative background, and you arrive in summertime Holland to see this.
caberge
>>201751305You've been nonced
>America's grid makes guitars sound worseno wonder they love that rap crap!they've never heard what a real guitar sounds like!
spaincuck worshipping blacks again
>>201751458There is more than one cuck on 4chan.
here is something you can't understand
>>201750983being made into ice cream would be a more humane fate compared to other asian dishes
>>201751468They should incel scuttle off to reddit to be with their own kind
>>201751430his brother :)
Sat on my financed sofa waiting for the air fryer to ding while I browse my banking app trying to figure out which payments are for which subscription service.
turning myself into poo by eating my own flesh gradually
Got Icedancer on
i have a lot of chest hair. i wonder if women would be put off by that
>>201751342imagine the taste
High definition images only have existed for 20 years (ish)Your brain is evolved for cavewomen 4000 years ago
>>201751540we all turn into poo eventuallythe cycle of life and deathbuddha, verses 10 to 25, ecclesiastes
>>201751530grimmo
>>201751415JIHAD
wish I achieved something real in my life instead writing shit code for soulless companieswish I'd discovered some new proof or theorem or engineered a device, but unfortunately I'm too much of a pathetic brainlet for thatprogramming is truly the ultimate midwit pathway
>>201751583I think spamming erotic posts about black men all day is much grimmer!
>>201751612atleast you have a professional skillmost cant even have that
imagine sex... think about it.
>>201751450unironically very interesting to think that the reason why the British invasion occurred was because British guitars had a pair of bollocks and some hair on the chest that the yanks lacked
>>201751612i agree coding is like the 100 iq thingtoo thick for maths or actually interesting thingstoo smart to just do completely braindead manual labour
saw a tranny in the post office today. right state he looked
>>201751415>introduce cavemen to society which can only function when the majority of blokes don't act like cavemenwas always going to end in tears
>>201751583>>201751530Why reply to yourself about such a random thing
>>201751561if you have to wonder, the chest hair is not the problem
>>201751450british is 240voltsamerican is 120 or some shit (not even enough volts to run a kettle)some kinda shi
>>201751439Irish diaspora idolize this man nearly as much as their favorite black footballer.
>>201751753every day my opinion of women with tattoos gets worsehorrible things arent they
>>201751709they're always freaky lookin man, my ex used to be in some lbgtpooRS circles and they are always warped. Particularly the mtf ones
Glad I don't do black man hinge catfish experiments any more. Those hit like crack seeing all the notifications.
>>201751612>programming is truly the ultimate midwit pathwayagreed. any ideas on how to make it more enjoyable throughout the day? i'm wfh and meetingtoil is taking its toll on me
boys, get TOUGH
>>201751753Nasty skin disease she's got
>heathermong has arrivedtime to go
walk without rhythm and it won't attract the worm
>>201751804I did this but for a Japanese guy in London, the results may surprise you!
>>201751830cba
>>201751806wankread bookspretend to worksome of the techniques I use
>>201751342How did we watch girls let wees out of their fannies before the internet?
doing a niggerly little poo dance if i do say so myself
gays are going to spend an eternity burning in hell all because they wanted to stick their nobs up a hairy man’s pooey arsehole lol
After WW2, most of the jokes about Jews got converted into jokes about Scots. How do they feel about this turn of events?
nth for the slagdem
favourite african country lads?reckon I've got to go for Rwanda
bumbaparp
an apple before bed keeps the doctor at bed
when are they going to shut up about brownos
a poo a day keeps the gay thoughts at bay
>>201751995rhodesia
Irish diaspora seem to care very much for the feelings of black people.
>>201751995niger
>>201752008I think the apple's rotten right to the coreFrom all the things passed downFrom all the apples coming before
TikTok wank time
>>201752054James O'Brien is literally English through and throughHe was just adopted because his biological family hated his face
>>201751978probably taking some of that jamaican meat rn
>>201752081good post~
Mad when you meet an autistic person who's in their 40s and above They're just a bit eccentric and got on with it. Most didn't realise there was anything wrong with them until very recently or until they had an autistic kid
>>201750493rorke look at the top of his head
so who you wanking to tonight then?
>>201752114
>>201751280mad how women just existing in their bdoy are so fucking SEXYunrealrefuse to believe for a single second they feel the same way about mens
>>201751995Alri James Cleverley
>>201752114done two today shant be doing any more
>>201752114zilv gudel
>>201752091Are you Irish diaspora?
>>201752114Reckon Austin Butler or Timothee Chalamet
>>201752179
>>201752135she's getting vigorously clapped out by some surinamese goon as it were
>>201752191timothee is hot af
>>201752114peter hitchens
>>201752114b2stoh
turn off the lights siri you bloody arsehole
>>201752179>they're real>shocked_bradders.jpg
Cole Palmer got to be the ugliest footballer
letthebasscannonkickit
>>201752179>>201752246>>201752248
those young black cocks looking forward to the weekend to stretch out the fresh batch of pale clapmeats
tapping out ye olde CV
Some rancid smelly farts today but they've felt so good coming out of the hole lads. I think of them like cannonballs, it's a big forceful gust of wind and it just feels so satisfying to push out
firing poos out my arse like it’s a Gatling gun
Everyone please stand for the fuckin' national anthem
>>201752330I'm tapping my bollocks against your mums pussy
>>201752330A chatGPT special?
>>201752375only molemen use chatgpt, or ai in general
Done with tomato ketchup now. It's fucking useless. Dominates the entire plate taste-wise
Just saw Diego lying on the conveyor belt of a rendering plant You lot really did pack him off to the knacker's yard didn't you
stuntpegg
laptop is comically largevery frightened that people might laugh at me in lectures with my 16 inch laptop
>>201752402Toddler food reviews
>>201752424she's so fucking fit its unreal
>>201752408?
>only molemen use chatgpt, or ai in general
feel like pure shit just want her back
>>201752447u've been done
what kind of neek brings his laptop to lectures
my brain is overstimulated
Using AI to generate porn of britlads' mothers
>>201752429got a 16in macbook at toil and im sick of it, too heavy lugging it aroundgoing to ask for a 14in when we get new ones
>>201752478hs?
Diego checking the cucumbers in Asda by popping each one in his mouth to see how thick it is
>>201752480why post this image
feel my employability slipping away I update the "equal opportunities" part of a job applicationwhite british male, privately educated, parent went to uni, never had free school meals absolutely unemployable
>>201752513this is mealso i'm really lazy and havne't had a job in 10 years haha
they put diego through the vacuum former and hes gone all flat
diego trying to debate his table when he stubs his toe on it
>>201752479macbook or bustsorry poorfag
>>201752506I like chaii's tum
>>201752533syllogism1. whoever is more at risk if pain should move out of the way2. i am more at risk of pain than the table3. i should move out of the way of the tablei accept defeat this time table
>>201752513just say your non binaryhave been doing this for a few yearsi go to the gay events at toil every so often to keep up the charade - free drinks anywayeasy woke points
>>201752531scremgging
>>201752479>going to lecturesi went uni for the party the degree was a bonus to get me a cushy job afterwards
>>201752513ktim but public school, parents barely finished high school, divorced, poor, free school meals, free school bus
>>201752429hahaha big laptop wanker
that geezer was cruising for a bruising
>>201752575u even kiss the men dont you you lecherous freak
>>201752569was just saying this down the boring bastard club
diego getting into an argument with a lathe and losing - badly
Is it true that succulent arse died?
mad how women look for experience in men and men look for lack of experience in women
What a life, what a nightWhat a beautiful, beautiful rideDon't know where I'm in five but I'm young and aliveFuck what they are saying, what a life
>>201752611chairman of it are ya?
feeling spiritually moribund
>>201752603no because i also say im asexual
>>201752650aren’t we all
>>201752631DRUKI C O N I C
>>201752650smoke DMT and get back to me
we have to go back
>>201752677utte rnbraillet
Wonder if that anon is out tonight secretly getting bummed in the woods
>>201752682Does the bear add a diversity point because xe is brown?
>utte rnbraillet
Porrun
If you’re ever feeling down just remember you aren’t a gay freak with aids LOL
yer bird is quackers! haha
>>201752761i do this but with mosuenonce tbqh
>>201752639not really true though is it
diego is a literal paedophile
>>201752761:/
>>201752771vgh the enchantment of life
Instead of using these telephones you could just talk to one another. This is even dumber than TikTok.
ngl 21 inch seems better than 24 inch for 1080pcant imagine how bad 27 inch isalways played on small monitors
>>201752807ok
>>201752786poroject on
>>201752807>1080p>2024
everyone hates me
>>201752822how so
Is it worth living in London in your 20s for the "experience" or is it just a waste of money?
>>201752842have a shit gpu dont i
>>201752803>Instead of using these telephones you could just talk to one another. This is even dumber than TikTok
gfbergowitz just sent me a text
8 inch tor
>>201752924odd post
imaginaryprotogf just sent me a letter wtf lads
Can’t tell the difference between 1080p and 4K desu
>>201752884>Is it worth living in London in your 20s for the "experience" yes
>>201752884if it was a 90s richard curtis film and you look like hugh grant
>>201752941u need glasses stat
>>201752941then you're blindyou can actually fit 4 1080p video streams on one 4k monitorit's actually mint
I PUT ON MY SHOESAND I'M READY FOR THE WEEKENDOOH
>>201752941720p looks like the same as 2160p to me
>>201752884oh what the experience of drinking that you can get anywhere else
I HATE WEBP FORMAT>I HATE WEBP FORMATI HATE WEBP FORMAT>I HATE WEBP FORMATI HATE WEBP FORMAT>I HATE WEBP FORMATI HATE WEBP FORMAT
>>201752982Why would I watch 4 videos at the same time on the same screen?
>>201752884i just go there when theres a good party onotherwise i know i would get frustrated with the density of wogs or the crime or the pollution
160p and 1080hd look the same to meit's a meme
feeling a bit drunk
gf wants to go back to school shopping but I cba
>>201752999just use an online webp to jpeg converter
Might just stay in bed forever
>>201753038fucking hilarious post mate!
>>201753039 its MOnday night you UTTER NUTyou are a TOUGH NUTT TO cRACKET
>>201753018i often have a popped out video stream hovering over my 4chan threads (big up firefox)i could even have two if i wantedquite like the choice
>>201753081odd post
Natalie Imbruglia...yeah, that's all.
480p to 720p was the only noticeable difference.You could show someone a 720p video and say it’s 1080. They’d never know.
>>201753109cope
>>201753109that era where HD was coming inabsolutely mental
it doesnt any better than 720p because they cant make anymore pixelsyou have to be thick to think its any different
>>201753098a different time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R03SXlnCSFM&list=LL&index=13
can't tell the difference between 1080 and 4Kyes I have a 1080 monitor, so what?
omds these pixelpoorfags coping so hardimagine living your life without 4k claritycouldn't be me
for me it's 1440p
>>201752884>18 to 21 in London (University)>21 to 24 somewhere fun (Austin, Sydney, Tokyo etc.)>24 to 27 in NYC or SF (depending on career)>27+ somewhere to settle down with gfThis is how you do it
can't tell the difference between 1080 and ssx
much more difficult stealth showing videos of your cock and bollocks on anything higher than 480p
>>201753201howlingwhat an utterly bizarre post especially for brit
got both a 4k monitor and a 1440p portrait monitor
just did a small wet fart
>>18 to 21 in London (University)>>21 to 24 somewhere fun (Austin, Sydney, Tokyo etc.)>>24 to 27 in NYC or SF (depending on career)>>27+ somewhere to settle down with gf>This is how you do it
no PS5 upgrade for RDR2that's what's getting to me
/brit/ is the foundry of pop culture
>>201753268Didn't start on /brit/
>>201753259c'est la vie, as they say
>18 to 21 in small town (ex-poly University)>21 to 24 somewhere depressing (whereever, but it's a shithole 1bed flat)>>24 to 27 in the next town over (slightly better shithole flat)>>27+ same shithole flat but you're thinking of buying some day
cant tell the difference between ps2 and oxbox
>oxbox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0SVd_Q5wIg
>18 to 27 lived in london>27 to 29 lived in san jose>30 - live in my old childhood bedroom
Tomorrow is the 374th anniversary of the English parliamentarian victory over the Scottish monarchists at the Battle of Dunbar.
0 to 23 lived in my smelly bedroom
>>201753323I once listened to this while in Kyoto, was a nice experience
>>201752941blind cunt
hi guys draganon here x
>>201753296NO IT'S NOT "LA VIE"
>>201753376uhm, kino alert
just been starmered by HRguess it's back on indeed
>>201753400good book thatlove houellebecq
>>201753259>RDR1 got a PS5 upgrade but not 2
480p looks the same as 1080p to me
>>201753390you can't post the dragons
>>201753398what is it then
>>201753376going in 3 weeksim BUZZING
GUYS should i put my new monitor's brightness on 100 or will my eyes slowly burn up? dont like it on 80 but dont want to turn it up
>>201753259already played it once as most people have literally what is the point of replaying it? slightly nicer textures or frames per second?
C'est la vie, say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell
>>201753435it's more profitable to het GTA6 on piss5
>>201753418vgh... le enfant terrible...
>>201753470good song that
me n the missus
>>201753473get*
>What is the point of replaying one of the best open world games ever made with nicer graphiqués
>>201753492>>201753492
>>201753455No
currently ingesting class B narcotics
