mark edish
real new>>201758389
sex with mousechad
>>201758446MOUSEY BEDSHITSTOUCH ASSHOLECUM EVERYWHERE
>>201758419Press shift 5 times
>i would happly buy you a pintyeah and i would happily throw it in your face
barnet looks much less sparse if i dont showerdont get it
>>201758421Britain is like Europe's korea.
drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH
Sex truly is a ghastly mess
herro me rikey rerrow pussy
>>201758477oi what was that for
*mogs your dad in the ASDA car park dance off*
>>201758481Except with less attractive women
yt ppl love they little cartoon shows
>ausdog thinks it can buy a pure rose like me a drinkyeah sir poo barmer has something to say to youNO MORE TOXIC MASCULINITY
>>201758468
>>201758554
halo has gone to shitmiss playing as elites
>>201758387kay tee eye em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>201758545Excuse me they're called Anime AKKCHEWALLY
right so basically rorke they were chickens, the chinese said so. who are you going to trust a chinaman whose name you cant even pronounce or a proper 17th century englishman called gaylord wilberforce?
'pression got me on the ropes tonight
>>201758582mental how 343's been making games longer than Bungie at this pointInfinite was almost a return to form, with classic gameplay and artstyle, but is so ludicrously content-light for a game that took six years to make that it was practically DOAgood thing we have the master chief collection
>>201758589would happily shout you a pint were it not for the tyranny of distance
some days eh?
>>201758688not like the old days
sucking a crustacean
Female friend I've known for like 10 years has been doing arrangements with sugar daddies, she told me she got 2000 to shit in a carrier bag At first I was like, now that's a pretty bizarre thing to lie about, but she then showed me pictures of said carrier bag and 2k in cashI was thinking wtf is wrong with you, but then I was like, wtf is wrong with menNone of this happened I'm just relieving my schizo energyThanks
>>201758610why did they have to make dinos gay
on my 8th can of polish lagerpissed as
dunno who to side with here
>>201758712yea, not like the old days...*cries some more in millennial fashion*
>>201758771just let em eat each other mate, dont have to have a side
>>201758768Tyskie innit
>>201758798nah debowe
>>201758657very kind of you. bet your mum is proud
>>201758815Where's that fromHaven't tried it
>>201758890somewhere in poland idk7% tho corr
Why is Amy getting so fat?
want to take a shower but people get mad when I take a shower at 2am
>>201758757was in Scotland for summer, girl in Glasgow tried getting me to be her sugar daddy (met her on tinder). she thought I was playing hard to swindle but im just broke.
i hope that fucking idiot doesnt take a shower at 2am or else im going to be very angry
sopa is fucking RAW
>>201758961who are these people mad at you for showering. and why would they be getting mad ?sometimes I got mad at my brother for showering at home cause he regularly took 45 mins in there.
>>201758771BLM was started by Jews so why would this surprise anyoneNot that I care about Palestine either but come on dude use your brain
>>201758967No one uses tinder in 2024 shut up dickhead
>>201758771Don't care about browns but seeing Jews act so brazenly evil and geting away with just sickens me. So I side with the Palestinians (albeit I don't want any of them ending up in my country). As for the blacks I just try not to think of them outside of when I'm watching sport.
>>201754205 Ruby has really gone past her sell by date...
>>201759005How on earth can you spend 45 minutes in a showerIs he a woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bg-NiIk7NU&ab_channel=PointZero
Yank server + St Marie du Mont = the most goyist goyim to every goy
Been in the ching for 2 days and didn’t get a wank of sleep last night Currently hearing music in my head unprompted
>>201759060people that spend longer in showers are more depressedscience fact
>>201759078*wink of sleep fsaye fuck this am off to bed man
alri lads
>>201759049I mean if they weren't so in your face about the whole Arab extermination I'd be like, yeah cool whatever, but it's the fact they've been bragging about it for like a year and I'm sick of hearing about it.
what did peter hitchens mean by "do goon"
Now that the bong Revolution has been stopped by zogbots and violent pakis and most of you guys have to go to prison.Are you just going VOTE HARDER next time or will you use ultra violence ? or what is even your plan ?https://youtu.be/ma9I9VBKPiw?si=f9k11VicKly0a019
>>201759090Makes sense because every woman ever is a depressing miserable whore
>>201759113
>>201758815Warka is better
>>201759145we goon
I look like this
>>201759060>>201759090my brother is on the autist spectrum, its getting clearer/worse as he gets older (18 soon)
>>201759169was 6 quid for 4 cans x
wassup mon
>>201759034tinder is still the most popular and used dating app in the u.k., even if its not respected as a match making tool
AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHARGGGHHHHHHHHME ARSE
*runs out of sad juice*you wanted thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7FIvfx5J10&ab_channel=VolvoTrucks
>>201759149>?si=Go to bed gchq it’s late
Just woke up
The grandfather of Kino.
peter hitchens arse plug
>>201759225been there mate thinking of you x
>>201759218Reading
I told this Iranian anon in a different thread that Islam is a Satanic false religion and he must turn to Jesus Christ.
why are w*men obsessed with beanbag chairsthey suck
>>201759244That's not Filthy Rich
concocting a poo
>>201759186wtf I hope bunberg is alright
>>201759281We used to have one and our kitty kot liked to sit on it.
What is YOUR unpopular gaming opinion?
>>201759262Not even one is Iran is Muslim little bro, it's a big country with many different religions. There are even large Jewish communities in Iran, they coexist peacefully with Muslim Iranians. Wild I know.
>>201759313There aren't enough trans people in the gaming industry.
>>201759313KOTOR 2 is slightly better than KOTOR 1 although both are excellent games!
*knocks on your door*
>>201759313Elderly ring is overrated Nioh 2 is better
>>201759320Ok well the same goes for Jews and other religions also. They do not recognize Jesus Christ as Lord and therefore these religions are of the devil.
any film recs lads? watched anything decent recently? watched alien romulus earlier tonight and thought it was okay
>>201759374Beyond The Black RainbowThe Dark TapesA Warning To The Curious
>>201759313majora's mask is dogshite
>>201759374Forrest Gump
i fucking hate them batarians
>>201759374La Grande Bouffe (1973)
>>201759313COD campaigns are always the best part and only reason to play them
>>201759313real time with active pause is the best setup for gameplay in most genres
>>201759298
>>201759313The Switch is really uncomfortable to play in handheld mode because of the placement of the analog sticks
>>201759313Halo CE had better graphics than Halo 2. Also the plasma rifle and shotgun were a lot better in Halo 2.
>>201759313Civ 6 is better than civ 5. The expansion packs suck though
film idea: british forrest gump where the main character ends up in London during the swinging sixties, accidentally joining the beatles, ends up in northern ireland in the IRA, ends up in the miners strikes and then goes off to the falklands. finally he dies a trillionaire as Cool Britannia is ushered in and the end credits song is Oasis or Spice girls, haven't decided yet
>>201759374Watch a Bergman, Wild Strawberries or Smiles of a Summer Night
I fully believe the only way the west can survive is if the British Empire rises again and takes control of the world back into its hands. Can you please make that happen?
>>201759427the last thing carrot sees
>>201759374Watched psycho and the birds yesterday Hitchcock classics
>>201758421I accidentally befriended road men
>>201759483The British Empire never left anon. The Rothschilds are still in control mate.Well actually there are powers above the Rothschilds but basically as far as regular politics goes, the Rothschilds are in charge.
whatcha listening to tonight
>>201759483It still exists, they all went to America.
>>201759544Chromatics
>>201759544https://youtu.be/js-2cqqY1K8
>>201759450>Also the plasma rifle and shotgun were a lot better in Halo 2.whoops I mistyped I meant that the plasma rifle and shotgun were a lot better in Halo CE than in Halo 2.
>>201759544Canon in D and imagining I'm getting married to a beautiful woman
>>201759531This lads cracked the code ladsHe knows everything that’s going on
>>201759589Reckon he’s just a nutter off his meds desu
>>201759544Irma Thomas https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r5PUa4CuO8A&pp
>>201759589The Rothschilds answer to the Black Nobility and the Black Nobility are servants of the Order of the White Rainbow.
>>201759569dual wielding lad. imagine being able to go akimbo with two CE plasma rifles, would surely have broken the game
>>201759544the usual
>>201759624OK Alex Jones simmer down and take your schizo meds
hate nature rabbits shouldnt exist
>Phil Collins, Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney are the only musicians to have sold more than 100 million albums as both a solo artist and with a group.Beatles this, Oasis that. Queen, Rolling Stones, whatever else.Genesis are the greatest English band and I’m sick of pretending they’re not.https://youtu.be/epOBenUjIHw
>>201759544quit listening to music about 18 months agonever planned it, just happened
>>201759637too right mate too bloody right
>>201759758what are you doing up this late dad
I know this isn't the place for it, but the Armenian genocide wasn't one
>>201759865Listening to Genesis.
>>201759865Railing your mum.
got the Steve Lookner on
>>201759544https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wQBffjTt8c
>Woman at her cubicle>Dies>Undiscovered for 4 days until she started decomposingmad that, aye?
How can I just let you walk away?Just let you leave without a traceWhen I stand here taking every breathWith you? Ooh, oohYou're the only one who really knew me at allHow can you just walk away from meWhen all I can do is watch you leave?'Cause we've shared the laughter and the painAnd even shared the tearsYou're the only one who really knew me at allSo, take a look at me nowWell, there's just an empty spaceAnd there's nothing left here to remind meJust the memory of your faceOoh, take a look at me nowWell, there's just an empty spaceAnd you coming back to me is against the oddsAnd that's what I've got to face
>>201759920it's the blink that terrifies me
>>201760026grim
https://youtu.be/CC6ZxXUCDwE
>>201759918shrieking gimp he is. picture spittle everywhere as he screams breaking news over and over
>>201760067My cousin looks kind of like him.
don't like doing anything anymore
>>201760158schizoid innit
>>201760158not even shagging?
Scottish lass off tinder
>>201760180yuck
>>201760180ugly but I like that style of sunglasses, they would look cool on a fitter bird
>>201760180yum
>>201760158Have you tried doing anything?
How do I greatly increase testosterone?I'm such a weak pathetic soyboy dork. My arms are like noodles ffs
>>201760180Looks like someone off Byker Grove
>>201760266What are your current testosterone levels?
anime
u-uuuwaaaa~ OmO i-i wet my boifwendu do a cummy cum in my boipuccccwie~!!! and he didn't weaw a boicondom 0////0 a-a-am i gonna get fagpweggews now?? 3: i is a too young to be a boimothew >///< c-c-can i getsies a boibowtion? uwu c-can i pay my boinecowogist with my boipucccwie-wucie? 0////< p-ewhaps i c-couwd offew him my tasty boimiwk uwu o-ow m-maybe i'ww ask if he wiww accept a pint of my sticky boisywup instead UwU
moving to a new place and need a new couch. any advice?currently considering something silly
>>201760396the natural consequence of >>201760364to any lads reading this - don't let it be you!
>>201760302I don't know but I'm guessing they're disgustingly low because I'm such a pathetic limp wristed little dweeb
>>201760364
screaming>>201758979>>201759002>>201759023>>201759053>>201759080>>201759104>>201759125>>201759147>>201759168>>201759194>>201759212>>201759240>>201759272>>201759292>>201759567
Very drunk right now might look her up on facebook
>>201760417>couchFOY
>>201760436not advisable
>>201760430lee got new material?
>>201760449I'm South African
SCREAMING
anime>>201760364anime>>201760429anime
>>201760427Then get them checked. Or just eat some food and lift some weights. It’s not hard. Stop blaming your low testosterone levels if you don’t even know what they are
how do you find out your testosterone levels
My T levels are probably in the negative numbers. It's physically impossible but that's how much of a pathetic little worm I am.
I'm a disgrace
>>201760511Go to a doctor? Or use any of the thousands of companies that let you just send a blood sample in the post and get them emailed to you
All I wanna do is*bang bang bang bang*And*cash register ding*And take your moneyAll I wanna do is*bang bang bang bang*And*cash register ding*And take your money
My dad is a real man. He grew up doing hard manual labor and he's still strong as a fucking ox in his 60s.I can't imagine how embarrassed he must be of his pathetic wristlet loser of a son.
>>201760635sometimes wonder how my dad feels about having a femboy son
Sometimes I'm ashamed to even walk around in public. My skinny, fragile frame autistically scurrying around with my pathetic twig arms and timid, nervous demeanor.What a fucking embarrassment.
Whiny little bitch whines like a whiny bitch about how much of a little bitch he his while ignoring everyone telling him how not to be a whiny little bitch.Actual woman behaviour. Consider transitioning.
Do you bongs genuinely have these little idiots lying around your places or is it just a meme?
My dad's an impoverished, gambling-addicted failure. I'm embarrassed to be related to him.
>>201760752we have a Henry at the office
>>201760752Yeah. Works better than any other hoover I’ve ever had.
Can you just take a medicine that raises your testosterone
>>201760805>>201760732
>>201760752wonder if anyone's ever put their knob inside henry
Do you think it's partly a mental thing? If you start thinking of yourself a strong manly man, will you start to become one
I made fun of people with cancer earlier in the week and now my mum has a very high white blood cell count
>>201760836Unsurprisingly, the Dutch have struck again.
sire I am a yank and highly skilled in the art of /brit/posting
>>201760898Something severely wrong with Dutch people. A whole nation of freakshows.
business idea: wojak dolls
>>201760666>666Hes horny
>>201760635>>201760666mental illness
>>201760940
Working 15 hours a week for cash in a fast food shop plus my disso payment I'm earning over 50k a year tax free. If I used my degree and got a proper job I might earn something like 80k, but then I'd lose almost 17k of that to tax and lose all the low income and concession benefits and be working three times as much. What's the fucking point.
>>201760940Wait until you meet their Afrikaner offspring
>>201761041bewildered
>>201760836that would be gaydo they make Henriettas?
>>201761041she doesn't even put the finger in her ear
She calls out to the man on the street"Sir, can you help me?It's cold, and I've nowhere to sleepIs there somewhere you can tell me?"He walks on, doesn't look backHe pretends he can't hear herStarts to whistle as he crosses the streetSeems embarrassed to be thereOh, think twice'Cause it's another dayFor you and me in paradiseOh, think twice'Cause it's another day for youYou and me in paradiseThink about it
>>201761055you know you want to
>>201761048I was going to say that they're the only white society that hasn't become totally degenerate but then I remembered Die Antwoord
>>201761085corr would love to spaff inside her
>>201760635It's okay to be gay, bruvva, it's accepted these days
>>201761095Afrikaner folks down south are absolutely freaky, irredeemable even.
>>201761085detty hetty
boers strike fear in the hearts of convicts and mutts all the way from Mpumalanga
>>201760752>power switch and a power indicator light, nothing fancy, nothing more that will break either>10 metres of power cord on a hand wind up spool instead of those shitty retractable ones that eventually break>plenty of hardened plastic or metal fittings, can be bashed around no worries>enough suction to pull the carpet off the floor>bags are plenty and cheap online>goofy little face can be taken off if you're triggered so much by itJoin us
>>201761196>Buck Breaker:Boer Edition Incredibly rare
>>201758421I fucking hate America because if your not ultra rich your practically a gulag worker and it's so unfair as a society at least in the UK poor people don't have to worry about having horrid conditions
>>201761235bet you’ll dutifully vote for blumpf tho because he is le basedmeanwhile the only major legislative accomplishment of his first term was a tax cut of which 90% of the benefits flowed to the ultra rich
Love seasideMARK so much
>>201761268hope he dies in agony soon
Niggers. It is WAY past our bedtimes. What the hell are we still doing up??? (this post is directed towards British people only)
>>201761336>It is WAY past our bedtimes. What the hell are we still doing up???i don't know but that reminds me to go make some instant coffee
>>201761336l'm a hideous neet
>>201761336I accidentally fell asleep after lunch until 6pm and now I can’t sleep
did a think
coffee made
>>201761365Extremely strange and superficial map
>>201761263It's wild how Americans who travel hate America while Australians who travel are thankful to be ausichads
>>201761394I'll deck you in the back like a mong within 5 seconds
>go months without drinking >have one can of strongbow strawberry cider>tipsyWew my head is spinning x
fuck my fucking chud fucking fucking life fuck
There is only 1 solutionIncelfada revolution
>>201761431you're a mandon't x me
Will be getting up for toil in like 24 hours guys
>>201760259done him
>>201761426what's that for then
Been playing GTA San Andreas and the game is a lot, lot easier than I remember it being when I first played it. The humour is very good still and I'm enjoying it.
so uh what are you lads doing up so late
>>201761565moping and whining about my chud life
someee i some i some i murderrrsomeee i some i let goooo
>>201761565looking at interior design inspirations since I'm completing on a house soon
Dadberg used to be extremely pro-Israel but he's basically done a 180 on that topic recently after getting into conspiracy theories.
>>201761658based boomer chud
>>201761558https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGkB4-Q7ZP0
The Empress of Ireland sank 14 minutes after she set sail on her maiden voyage
dudes be like>heh, silly peasants, why would they hate tractors and stuff designed to make life easierbut then be like>WHAT DO YOU MEAN AI WAS USED IN THIS? YUCK
>>201761666>moderate drinker>5'10">slightly overweight>Disabled: No>Employedlad's a cheeky cunt extraordinaire
>>201761658my dad has a political blog and a loyal fanbase of 20-30 regular commentershe's written a ~1000 word schizo screed there every single morning before work for over a decademental what he could have accomplished had he spent this energy on something useful instead
>>201761658Man they've really fucked it if even the conservaboomers are turning on them now
>>201761778sounds pretty based desu
silverstone is overrated
>>201761869prehistoric meme
>>201761891mean to say that brands hatch is better
might shave my head and start wearing a hairpiece
funny meme
>>201762063Wait a minute, there's no way Brits and Dutch are that loud. I don't believe it.
>>201762063Why can't swarthies stfu bloody hell
>>201762063another whiteness map
>>201762063quietugal
wtf I left for almost three hours and we're still on this editionscarcely is a /brit/ this slow
>>201762030new gimmick aye
>>201761740I personally don't really buy into the whole "anti-generative AI means you're a new luddite" argument
>>201761394good ladhope you're not denigrating down syndrome people with that post however
>>201761075good song thatvery unique
I shall wear the burden of keeping /brit/ going on my lonesome if I must
>>201762302and I've gotONETWOTHREEFOURFIVEsenses working OOOOOOVVEEEERRRTIME
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HELPPPPP HEELLPPPPPP HELPPP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>201760026exceptionally grim
okay I've run out of posts I feel like (You)ing...take me out to the baaaaaallgametake me out to the baaaaall
/aus/
>>201762409
so here we arejust us three
Non-autists can't truly understand quantum mechanicsThis kind of mind requires breaking things down figuring out at what point something does not constitute something until reality stops making sense
>>201758421fresh start tomorrow
NIGGER
>>201762521mods!
so here we arejust us six
I literally call myself autistic and he says nothingHe's afraid to reply to me. He stopped complaining after the reddit spacing after I pointed out one time that 4channel dot org does not support Markdown>Please wait a while before making a post.
this is pretty bad lads aye
>>201762559fucked it didnt you
mumberg going off on one cause apparently I woke her up, think shes just being pissy cause she cant sleep
FAGGOT NIGGER TAKES COCKS UP HIS POOHOLE
>>201762559no it's greatwe are the lone wolf of europe
>>201762574no good
Dudes that think being edgy is a personality
JIGABOO HOMOSEXUALS IN HELL
AFRICAN AMERICAN BOYLOVERS IN HEAVEN
Big willies keep on cummingProud batties keep on bummingBlow it! Blow it! Blow your load in my hole
TEARING INTO A POO WITH THEIR SHINY WHITE NIGGER TEETH, NOTHING GETS IN THE WAY OF A PROUD ZULU WARRIOR AND HIS MEAL
How can I be homophobic?My boyfriend's gayHit man in the bumTry see a man cumCah even my dick is gay (*moan*)Fuckin' my brudda and suckin' him offIn a no homo way (No homo)The mandem celebrate prideI'll dick man down whatever the day
why are welshfags so fucking woke? every time i see them online they just want to get their asses filled to the brim immigrants and they want to get their independence from the UK every time there is a right wing movement.be yffach dach chi'n wneud?
Nigga wanna fuck Yeah? Red butt yeahNiggas want it raw yeah? Jerk em off yeahI might get em hard yeah, never soft yeahRollin' on his penis tip yelling "Ahhh Yeah"Fuck me till the cum splat yeah, his dick fatPull up with his dick out, blow his dick fastBaby I'm a gay boy, I ain't straight boyDouble hand jerking make the cumshot moist
craving a fag
>>201762665probably confirmation bias ladOf the 4 countries in the UK, the most 'woke' by far are the scottish cunts Wales voted for Brexit 8 years ago
why is this general so homosexual
my penis is talking to me
>>201762665no politics here lad
>>201762683He finna nut, I lick it up, mm yeahFuck my butt, I like it rough, mm yeahBack shots till it hurt, mm yeahDick slayer I'm a slut, ooh yeahI told my my penis that "I love you"That's my baby, when I jerk him he gone nut tooBig dick in my butt hole yeahTurned fag just to fuck you, yeahBooty wet cum rain, niggaHe done took his penis out I gave him brain niggaRidin' round with the same penisSame penis that'll give a nigga aids, nigga, huh?
>When a punk ass bitch tries to get between you and your Twinkles
i want to be treated like a black man's property
british cum flows through my nuts
I went to Wales once
>>201762747Slide thru
>>201762763Thoughts?
we can go band for band
>>201762761>looking for cum>ask the cum receptionist if their cum is british or american>she doesnt understand>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is british and what is american>she laughs and says "it's good cum sir">buy cum>its british
>>201762781really, really enjoyed itbeautiful part of the world
>>201762818>>201762818>>201762818
bit early
ass
