Illegal snus edition
GET DOWN I THINK THERE'S A SN-
Might move to Japan.
been hearing rorkes gone wokecalls himself roke now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VV1XWJN3nJoshe dated a 36yr old tory when she was 21, btw
why do I bother anymore I always do favours for people then get treated like a dickhead
>>201769813Pipe down dickhead
what the scientists have done is get rid of rabbits knobs and then grow new ones out of their bodies with knob scaffolding which they then used to make kitten rabbits
The quality of patter has severely declined on /brit/ recently
>>201769852How so?
>>201769852How about you pitter-patter out of here sweetheart
>>201769704Rapé is dogshit anon ETTAN all the way. I had to get a swedish fren to get me 10 of them cuz they’re banned here :/
Seems like the courts win when they manipulate and threaten accused people with harsher and longer sentences for pleading innocent and convince them to plead guilty. Seems like this is how there's been so many sentencings with the riots even for people accused of doing literally harmless legal actsJust plead innocent, lads. Talk to your lawyer but don't say much else. Force the courts into a lengthy case they don't want to fight. Appeal.
>>201769852uhhhhhhh your mums arse declined my willy
scrap single person council tax discountwhy should incels living alone pay less than a paki family of 10 all crammed into a council house claiming bennies
what does your gf's poo smell like?
>>201769893That’s not the burn you think it is lad.
>>201769887I'll represent myself.. and win
>>201769887>even for people accused of doing literally harmless legal actsHow can you be accused of doing something legal mate...
>>201769929wtf is this real?
>>201769911nothing gets past you lot does it. fuck me
>>201769887This I read about this in the trial by franz kafke.
Carrot cake is one of the best cakes ever
>>201769970>franz kafke
>>201769943sadly yes, this bird failed to make jummah and was punished by allahlet this be a lesson
spraying wd40 on my pet bbcs willy because its too big to fit in my arsehole
Crazy how a innocent woman Lucy letby has been made a scapegoat to take the fall for the NHS failings poor poor woman
Need a wheelchair gf. Imagine pushing her around shopping, using her lap like a trolley, lifting her in and out of the bath, wiping her pooey bum when she gets too old.Sounds comfy
>>201769982CARROT CAKE?
Blacked.
Need a 30-35 year old art gf who doesn't make that much money, but is also happy to just have a night at home with a glass of wine and silly conversation, or a sunny backyard and a crossword
>bumble for desktop
>>201770021Sounds nice apart from the pooey bumhole YUCK
>>201770011>>201770021capital letters posters proving yet again that they are freaks
so hungry all the timethink im going to calculate my calorie intake today. wouldn't be suprised if it's below 2500, which would be bad since i do a fair bit of exercise daily
>>201770048Nothing wrong with pressing shift and caring for your wheelchair gf
need a brown gf from a rich family who lets me be a stay at home dad for our 4 kids
>>201770049Here let me calculate the number of good posts you've made today *Beep boop zweeeee*0
>>201770031with cream cheese frosting
>>201769852defo literally fucking constant teenager humour now
I'm on the nofap.
>SO THIS IS IT NOW>EVERY BODY GET DOWN>THIS IS ALL I CAN TAKE>THIS IS HOW A HEART BREAKS
>>201770086How about going on the nopost
fat arsed black women just posted something through my letterbox
poo
taxation is actually theft
back on the fags
>>201770099You'll be going on the noteeth if you keep getting wide
>>201769953I realized what you were going for immediately after hitting send and felt like a massive retard.
sat on a wet chair and now my botty boo bummy bum bum is wet :(
>>201770086sick of wanking but it's quite nice innit and there's no free alternative for ugly boring stupid bastards like me
sometimes I wonder how I actually passed my test since every time I get in the car I almost cause a major accident
>>201770099kek
Need a rural Japanese gf who has a dad who is initially very sceptical of me and slightly racist towards me, but I keep getting up at 5am and help him load his bags of rice into his kei truck every morning with my big strong white muscles and eventually he accepts me and I marry his daughter and have 3 kids.
>>201770104>>201770106>>201770111>>201770119ah yes, the famed intellectual conversations of /brit/
>>201770141happens to the best of us lad
>>201770143Want me to fuck it dry
>>201769982this is you mate
love the pop sound when a willy exits a tight vagina
>>201770188no ty :)
>>201770192shrieking
>>201770198only ever shagged loose vaginas me
>>201770192loooooooooooool
>>201769704https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7WLZ-OCIlU
Have literally never had sex.
>>201770192howling
dont like how youtubers keep changing the thumbnail now
>>201770143
fucking love those fake american cheese slices in a breakfast sandwich.
rorke: this vagina is too looseleftypol: my willy is too thin
>>201770256Nice aren’t they
ok so basically im monke
>>201770299ugly
weekend hangover still hasn’t fully gone away lads and this morning i woke up soaking in sweat and now the bed covers stink
>>201770299so this is rorke
>>201770333Who the fuck uses bed covers
>>201770356Everyone you mong. Do you sleep on a bare mattress?
>>201770299flipping banana magnate
>>201770333that's not a hangoverthat's withdrawal
>>201770369I sleep on a wooden pallet
>bed coverswhat the fuck are they, do you mean bed sheets?
>>201770369I sleep in a big bed with my wife
>>201770413Least believable /brit/ post I've read this year
>>201770413why
going to armenia next week
black men are in every settlement in the uk nowgo to a nightclub in some random town in scotland and there will be blacks
A podcast is just a short way of saying “radio show but on the internet and with wildly varying degrees of professionalism”
>>201770413I sleep in a bed with my big wife
>>201770429>>201770430
>>201770384nah i just go really overboard on the drink and cocaine so end up with horrific multi day hangovers >>201770412duvet. always called it a cover growing up.
'spose i better have a shave
>>201770447so what
>>201770468just an observation
>>201770447no there won’t nearly all the black people in scotland are recently arrived nigerians or ugandans and they don’t socialise in nightclubs and pubs with the locals
>>201770493i was out in glasgow last saturday and there were a number of blacks in nightclubs
>>201770493Yeah they just wait for the drunk women to come out
>>201770457>multi day hangoversdone it too much for too long
>>201770518>glasgow the largest city in scotland not a “random town” of course there’s going to be more ethnic minorities in glasgow
posting monke are we?
>>201770634lol
stay hydrated
jehovahs witnesses at the door again
he chose to save that pic and post it
>>201770758Just say you're already catholic
busting a nigga nut
>>201769704Imagine that Snus is illegal in EU (and even britain despite the leave?), and that smoking is 15 times worse. Just good mint flavored nicotine pouch in your upper lip and you are set for the hour mate.
>>201770758collapse on the floor and tell them you desperately need a blood transfusion
>>201770765yes i did
>>201770824>um actually in the EU Don't care
>>201770824Nicotine pouches are legal, snus is not
sony erection
>>201770849We're not in the EU but in the EEA, and you are too i think and got fucked and have to do the same thing we have done the last 25 years, accept 12 000 directives despite not having a vote.
>>201770877we aren't in the eea
fuck me the thread really slows down when i dont posti really am the lifeblood of /brit/, huh
the ideal woman
>>201770891Oh, well then you are good. Nah we got cucked twice by having two votes which say nay to the EU and then labor kinda fooled us into the EEA.
don’t know why you some of you lot act all high and mighty compared to the normiesmost you don’t have any hobbies either apart from posting on the internet and playing virginious map games
>>201770897Not true tho is it
>>201770934ok
>>201770903Fat
>>201770877>um actually in norwayDon't care
>>201770824isnt it uncomfortable holding something there
>>201770934hobbies aren't a personality you reddit freak
We should build an island in the north sea and the migrants can live there. Norway and Germany can help and use it too.
>>201771017Me on the left
>>201770903retarded looking bitch
>>201769982*jeers in agreement like an MP while saving around a sheet of paper*
truer words have never been spoken
>>201771014No it's good, but girls are starting doing it too now. We used to have brown tobacco snus, but now most are snusing the white ones. It's like having a cig for 30 min without the smoke etc
>>201770861for me it's ipooedyournan
Serious crick in my neck can barely move the thing
just nipping to the kitchen to lop off my pecker be back in a min lads
>>201771101trip on sacked tranny
>>201771085seems equally as gross as smokijg honestly
Crazy what an absolutely ball ache job applications are. Need to set aside a whole hour or two just to get one done.
>>201771116Could never be me
>>201771114it’s infinitely less gross than chewing gum
dont understand why they have such harsh lighting in clothing storesmakes me look like even worse than normal look so fucking ugly really demoralises meis it he purpose to make people buy clothes out of like a cope?bc it's the opposite for me i think no amount of lipstick could save this pig
back from the kitchen lads I've lopped off my pecker that is to say I have cut the head off a chicken and I have made it into a sandwich with tomatos also ...>>201771113seems like your OBSESSED mate I was making a sarnie you PRAT
used to be a right horny cunt around my admittedly very fit cousin with huge chebs when i was like 14. It’s a wonder I didn’t do anything properly bad.
>>201771097slept funny?
Shoving a snus packet up me arse>>201771101Using a cigar cutter me - not sure the a and e will believe I made this "mistake" again
>>201771116in a sense it's a job just applying for one with all the cover letters and tweaking
>>201771116Umm it is actually very necessary that you retype your entire CV into our own application form. You can't expect us to open and read it can you? Also please tell me a time when you have worked as part of a team and if you are a racist.
>>201771101least mentally ill brit poster
>>201771180Hurt it in the gym, went away but now it's back. Maybe I did sleep funny.
>>201771116Fucking hate the ones that require more than 2 stagesOne I started applying for recently had>Pre-interview via zoom call>Written test>In-person interview>2nd 'in-depth' in-person interview
>Economy could have crashed if winter fuel payments for pensioners weren't cut, Labour minister claimsBased.We're all in this together and tory voting pensioner shirkers need to tighten their belts.
>>201771232The eternal Labour-voting cope begins
>>201771227Even 2 stage interviews are pointless really.
INFORMER HEHAHSWGTAFSGWAH ALAYOO A LIGGY BOOM BOOM DOWN SUBA SUUMA DOWN THE LAIN A LIGGY BOOM BOOM DOWN
>>201771264howling
>>201771152I'm a bosun and sailed to straya and that's where i stopped smoking. We used to do it on our breaks, but then i came to Cairns. No, to get a forthy-pack you needed to get to the top level of the shopping centre. Tried to break a cig at a restaurant. No, you need to go to the designated smoking area, across the street. Vile shiet but it made me quit smoking.
i just want milk that tastes like real milk
Job applications are a Kafkaesque nightmare where you spend half an hour giving bullshit answers that employers want to hear, only for them to not read any of the answers and hire based on if you are a gay disabled woman
>>201771298u are living poroof of why they do itrip
>>201771317Do you have this stuff over there? It's from cows which are like massive pigs with huge tits
>>201771321We have to establish racial socialism.
ate a big sarnie after the gym, gonna go the pub for lunch in a bit and have a few pints of cask ale while I'm there
>>201771232didn't they just increase the tax burden by £20bn giving £60k/year earning doctors and train drivers a massive pay rise?
Why are black people so easily spooked? Is it an African hold-over? They'll run away from EVERYTHING. A magic trick, a sound in the woods, a stray dog, a jumpscare etc. etc.
>>201771317nothing wrong with pasteurisation but i've had unpasteurisedchoccy never tasted better
>>201771358what does this have to do with roy keane
>>201771348Dont know
>>201771362Erm... shut up fascist!
>>201771374he's keen
miss the old funny /brit/
recycling my shite
>>201771365high excitability and impulsivity due to higher natural levels of dopamine in the brain and less self control
>>201771365they are lower inhibition it's that simplereflects in evrything they do
>>201771368>unpasteurisedIsn't that tantamount to sacrilege in france
put the train drivers on footballers wages
do you reckon quadruped females are as obsessed with how long their males are as women are with how tall blokes are
>>201771332Yeah prob'ly, i can't talk this shank to be honest. We had danish which we yelled across the ship during storms. "TA NU DE FANDME LÆFTEME MAND!" were yelled from 30 meter apart and it meant me taking down the foremast sails and telling the crew to tighten the ropes
gonna start reading books todaygonna sit down and try to read for half an hour to start with
>>201771365They're fucking retarded
just pooed out a shit
>>201771430literally walked to the farm with a canteen back when my aunt kept me
>>201771374i reckon if i knew roy and he was in the area and I invited him he would probably come down for it
mad how toneys gone from 40k a week (before tax) at brentford to 400k a week (no tax) in saudiwonder what he'll spend his first pay day on
>Nice to meet you anon and thank you for coming to this interview for McDonald’s grillemaster. To start us off just a creative question, if you could be any colour which colour would you be?
Instead of constantly putting wages up.Why don’t we just make things cheaper?
anime
>>201771480Betting, I assume
>>201771399We've never seen a keenerWindow cleaner
>>201771454good lad baby steps lads
I answer to nobody but god and the jannies
>>201771489yea
>>201771481Green!
>>201771488*rings the independent thought alarm*
>>201771480Loved watching every presenter on sky seethe over that. As if it fucking matters if he’s ‘wasted’ his career when he getting more in a few months than he was in a year
>>201770903you love a heffer dont you
>>201771476Are you for sale?
>>201771480imagine how fuming you'd be to be osimhen, they agreed personal terms with him at 650k a week and then napoli rejected the bid asking for a higher transfer fee and the move collapsed
>>201771488yeh but then the GDP would drop, dont want that do we
>>201771557i can't be bought
>>201771480Who the fuck's toney
hahaabsolutely annihilated this broad
smart ugly wallonia
>>201771594that was a good one tbf mate
Basically what old mate earlier on was saying except less oriental. Not too keen on Asian girls desu
>>201771608Indeed....
Put wages down.
alright lads i'm back, what have I missed?
would you say Northampton is part of the North?
Blacks broke Britain.
got a new phone casewell it's a replacement reallyold one broke so i contacted customer support you see
>>201771611have that one in the back pocket any time I see a girl on skis same when they have an underwater diving pic, I ask them if they found Nemo x
enough about the cost of living, what about the cost of loving?*crowd hoots and hollers*
>>201771547yh same with all the rorkes saying he's going to hate his life because he has to live in saudi arabia, tbf i highly doubt someone earning millions per month is going to be living like shit no matter where in the world they are, and if its really so bad he leaves in 4 years with 80 million quid
sucking a fruit drop
That Mosley fella had a few good ideas
Mental, if I found a way to earn £0.50 a hour passively then I could earn £12 a day. Or £360 a month. But how do I do it, is the question?
>>201770192this is your POV m8
>>201771671How about if they have a pic of them rock-climbing
>>201771634some lad wanting to buy a french boy carrying a canteen of raw milktold him to fuck off
>>201771480>>201771547>>201771581there is nothing more pathetic than being interested in this
>>201771434hear hear!
>>201770192that's a big gif
used to browse blackedtowhite often during my porn days
>>201771362They deserve it. They're wealth creators.
cop or not?
>>201771696Um... apps
>>201771708hs?
>>201771707rightomental
>>201771696begging
>>201771708soap opera for blokes innit
constantly washing the fucking pots lads
>>201771710Trainlad is back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7wEUlpaYjYThe brits are so weak and dull.
cheese ham and pickle sandwich down the hatch x
>>201771717Cracking stuff
>>201770198wtf does this really happenmad how i learn something new about sex everyday and im 35
I warned you.
>>201771736this with a couple of palm trees and tiki torches would be bussin
ready to pay the incel tax rorke?
>>201771708alright what are you interested in then
>>201771764ktimfucking ballache
>>201771785deegs
>>201771805now that is going too far
>>201771805labour are EVIL
Poo as an ingredient
>>201771700don't know any ideas
>>201771768*chuffers into /brit/*
>>201771714this ones made of more megger bites
>>201771736Imagine if you pulled a little lever and a big willy whomped up lol
>>201771812he's lying about his age again. very bizarre individual
>>201771805a family is called a household for a reason
>>201769982If you’re buying carrot and Vaseline to fuck yourself up the arse later, buy eggs, flour and sugar as well.The cashier will be much more impressed when they think you’re showing a carrot cake up your arse
>>201771834utterly comfy
>>201771849he had a meltdown yesterday because he got called gay
>>201771832'I've fingered a few tight cracks myself'
>>201771858No one is going to think that...
>>201771858Seek help
>>201771844some of us don't have to imagine
Proper runtoid if you’re not into atleast one sport
shoving a moss ball up m'arse
>>201771876hs?
playing RDR1, enjoying itbut i got RDR2 on the mind
rorke watering his moss ball
tbf the 'christian that likes pop music targeted towards teenage girls and homosexuals' is a top tier gimmick
If we got rid of every one that wears glasses, would we cure bad eye sight?
>>201771805honestly basedit's all about incentives, you get less of what you tax and more of what you don'tmake being an incel absolutely unbearable and unaffordable and they will have no choice but to shape up
casual reminder that spammed 3-character posts are extremely low quality
rorke stealing a swig of his dad's mossball juice and topping it up with water
>>201771696prostitution at a dumping price maybe
leftypol crossing the road at the designated pedestrian crossing like a boot-licking poof
toby!
>>201771956ktim when its a busy road
>>201771923no need for that mate none of us are passing on our genes anyway with these revolting goggles on our faces
mad how much seethe diego casues from being undefeatable in logic
>>201771844gorillas have very small williesyour average human absolutely mogs any silverback in that department
>>201771923No. Myopia isn't hereditary. One of the things they ask you during eye tests is if you have hayfever, because hayfever leads to eye rubbing and eye rubbing reshapes your eyeball and causes vision problems.
leftypol doing something goodrorke doing something bad
>Met Office issues 'danger to life' warning with two inches of rain set to fall in just a few hours tomorrow night - after humid 23C temperatures today
>>201771973
>>201771979lol this is fiction i have hayfever and late onset myoptia and no one ever asked this
>>201771989so this is rorke
diego arguing with god when he is told he will be sent to hell
leftypol standing at the gate to al kharid going "anyone got 10gp?"rorke slaying goblins to earn his way through the gate.
>>201771858carrots are rubbish tbqhbuy aubergines
>>201771956Having a day out in London (or another big city), doing this and seeing all the bugmen stare at you is liberating
>>201771894NRLNATIONALRUGBYLEAGUE
>>201771989rorke's mum
>>201771979Pretty sure being glued to a screen caused mine
>>201772010>how so?
ACKABAR!
Would like to see Natalie Imbruglia lying cold and naked on the floor
>>201771973think I saw this bloke at my local pubproper pintman that
>>201771973I'd rather be an absolute unit with a small willy than a tiso skitzo with a slightly larger one
>>201771987>actually it makes sense that we freak out when its -10 degrees because its never cold here>actually it makes sense that we freak out when its 25 degrees because its never hot here>uh... it makes sense that we freak out when it rains a teeny little bit because... uh it just does okay?
>>201772010as if anyone wouldnt
>>201772066very good post
the luncheon
Great legendary Bollywood actor and star of a Simpson trivia question Mr. Otm Shank.
STAND BEFORE ME AND BE JUDGED DIEGO>hs?>project on>cope on incel >blog on
>>201771923didn't work in cumpuchia innit
>>201772072bizarre response
feel like such a mug spending 50 quid on a game but I really want to play wukong
>>201772083Cracking pair
so uhwhatcha doing tonight
>as if anyone wouldnt
>>201772102SCREAMING
>>201772089eeeeeeee by gum whos THIS bird!
>>201772102Why are you bullying this poor lad who just loves his library internship?
>>201772083gyno titties like that when you're still young. gives me the fear
>>201771973PLEASE delete this v. unflattering photo of Sir Keir
>>201772128crystal bottoms
>>201772095why? it's utter shite just like every other chinese game
>>201772090hs?
>>201772101there was no need for smurfette
Might become a sperm donor so that I can pass on the superior genetic inheritance without having to waste time, money, and effort with raising bastards toilMight reconnect with them once their adult and self sufficient so that they form an emotional connection with me and pay my care home costs after I piss away my own money living a life of luxury in retirement
>>201769716>>201769716>>201769716NEW>>201769716>>201769716>>201769716NEW
get quite a jolt when I see a ukrainian post pop up
>>201772155some would accept god's judgement without complaint
>>201772102Al Capone
>>201772191according to job that is not the right perspective
>>201772279why not
>>201771987I’ll give you a life threatening 2 inches
>>201772342because god was not want mindless slaves nor liarsthe ideal circumstance is to be so in aligned with god that your judgement would echo hisbut in the cirucmstance where what is happening to someone is perceived as unjust like job (or like yourself going to hell) it is far better to challenge it than to revert to meaningless platitutes like job's friends do to him
>>201772431i see
>>201772005https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6885257/If your optician never asks about hayfever, get a new optician.
>>201772800i have myopia not astimagitism though
>>201772859The statement was "hayfever causes vision problems". Not "hayfever causes myopia".
>>201773577sure but if i have hayfever and a vision problem... but not the one they found, seems to suggest why the optometrist never mentioned it no?
>>201773710No, it's on their generic checklist, or at least it's supposed to be. Same as when they ask about floaters and double vision and shit like that.
