Another snus edition
>I damaged my heart lifting weights
janman gonna be fuming
Water is life. Take the water treatment pill.Vanquish the poo.
>>201777352Janny should just have a snus and chill out
>>201777333>Long-term athletic training is associated with cardiac morphological changes, including increased left ventricular (LV) cavity dimension, wall thickness, and mass, described as athlete's heart
>>201777442it's more common in cardiofags than lifters
>>201777483>1 Morganroth et al 2 were the first to postulate that 2 different morphological forms of athlete's heart can be distinguished: a strength-trained heart and an endurance-trained heart.shut up!!!!
eating cheese and chilli sandwiches
>>201777298Snus is legal in the UK?
>>201777478Shut up you virgin freak
>>201777525they are not in eu anymore
>>201777525Illegal to buy or sell
Nobody will give me a job because I don't currently have a job. I think Orwell talked about this
Don't look at her feet
poo
Exploring Prague's vibrant gay district
>>201777740I don't understand footfags. I like long well-developed legs, but this obsession with feet is just weird, there's nothing sensual about it. Reminds me of that pedo rapist uncle from «It's Always Sunny...» being crazy about hands. Also, weird how astroturfed it is on the Internets.
I've had a foot fetish since i was like 6 years old
You can't have a fetish at 6. You were a goddamn child.
>>201778286I've always very much enjoyed women's feet.
Feet are only sexy when they are covered by socks or tights.
For me it's dirty lady feet in flip flops
>>201780247>>201780247>>201780247We're all in here btw
>>201779953it's the legs that are sexy in that case but they can also be sexy naked
Just seen a gay porn
Just seen an announcement of gay porn
the ideal woman
>>201779953based tights enjoyer
>>201780399piss off 190 nobody cares
we using this thread then?
>>201779953agree tbf would love to munch on some feet if theyre covered but if theyre raw its just grim for me
I am so fucking tired all of the fucking time
(8) i'm in love with a broken boy called me (8)
Turns out moving to China is a lot more difficult than just saying “Might move to China”. You need to have skills, education, qualifications and get a visa and have a job lined up and money.Feel a bit heartbroken. Might move to Cambodia instead.
Filling out a form
>Daughter of man who 'let 50 men rape his unconscious wife' breaks down and flees court as trial hears he also photographed HER while drugged and had a file on his computer named 'My Daughter Naked'can't trust frogs
>>201780463might be hiv
what if the interviewer leaned in and kissed her belly haha
Need to huff her farts.
>A thieving duo were caught stealing tonnes of donated clothes when police spotted their van bursting at the seams. A total of 22 Salvation Army clothing banks across the region were targeted by Viktoras Samulilis and Deividas Savickis, who broke into the bins and stole the clothes inside. Police spotted the pair struggling to close the doors on the overweight van because there were so many clothes inside.
Some real malevolent cunts in this general must have had genuinely awful lives
>>201780479Chinese visa?
Contemplating a move elsewhere.
>>201780488imagine that was a spurting jungle bbc in her hand pressed against her belly instead
i only date women 5ft'3 and below
>>201780518project on
>>201780524no
Me? Timeless master of gimmicksBiblical Celestial
>>201780532>t. 5'4 yellow fever dwarf
>>201780522I look like this and think like this
>>201780547Noone would act they way you do otherwiseSuccessful, well adjusted people don't spend their time in this way
>>201780532more like 5-3 and below you nonce case
>>201780532*diego in a wig*helloooooooo~~
>>201780479renewing your gay card?
>>201780574im 6ft. i like the dynamic!
Just trying to finish this coffee so I can pop another zyn
I only date women 5'9 and above
delly welly might be for you but it's not for me
>>201780518Literally one and it's 190 and emmanonce as per usual>>201780524>>201780490
>>201780581poroject on
>2005 was 30 years ago
>>201780581theres a lad here who makes 200k a year
excuse me mate have you goth the time
Dadberg went from pro-Israel evangelical Christian to "they're the synagogue of satan" over the last few months.
Might visit the res innit... Should I stick with the rollies, or splurge on some good leaves and roll me up some cigarillos?
>>201780498where do they resell these then? how hefty are the profits in a racket like this?
The concept of mogging only makes sense if there's a significant difference between the 2 things being compared. If there's only a slight difference (1 is slightly better than the other), I wouldn't call that mogging. #Englishlanguagethoughts
it's beardfacé, damn it!
doesnt feel like a tuesdayfeels like a wednesday or even a thursdaymad that
>>201780650Frontal lobe dementia or uti
>>201780676its not 2002 anymore the hippy look is dead
rorke's gf
>>201780650Poppolis sounds easily swayed. Get inside his head and see if he'll invest in your future for the good of mankind.
>>201780704lmao when did you last go outside? the hippies are back in
>>201780671good post
>>201780650"The great awakening" psyop. He will get in line behind the antichrist
>>201780752>antichristBut that is what zionism is all about you dunce
>>201780785no one knows who that is
>>201780650The goyim need to be put back in line
>>201780782Not really, there is the counter fit beast system now, what comes next will be the real deal, and it will come in the name of anti-woke/zog.
>>201780782The Antichrist leads you guys to your promised land? I want to see this. The end of days cannot come soon enough.
having a bit of illegal marijuana x
no point crying over a breakup, in the big picture it’s irrelevant and no one careseven if you think you care you won’t in a few monthswomp womp
There is not a single decent fast food or takeaway place on this entire fucking island>oh we are foodies we love our food aha
cooking instructions: oven cooked in 20 minsactual wait time: 45 minutesWHY?ever noticed that it takes longer to wait for food to COOL DOWN than it does to heat upfucking starving here still waiting for this darn pie to cool down it's been on the darn windowsill for like 30 minutes
Smelly girl bums
>Economy could have crashed if winter fuel payments for pensioners weren't cut, Labour minister claimsBased.We're all in this together and tory voting pensioner shirkers need to tighten their belts and stop spending on holidays.
Finished toil lads
Yeah but I'm talking about those legal BASED immigrants!
i dont get why the young people today say womp womp it doesn't make sense to me
>>201780812how do you not know who kat slater is
>>201780834Good call. I might roll up a bit of hashish in the core of a marijuana cigarette for the drive back from the rez.
Literally every time i post i wonder if im going to get a "you are banned" come up Thats why i stick to low quality drivel so i never get disappointed when im banned and want to post something
>>201780712i have seen a million pics and videos of this chick and NOT ONCE does she stand up straight. look at her getting ready to push her hips to side BEFORE even taking her top off.you know why right? why do you think she always leans her hips to one side like she's afraid to stand up straight?
>>201780785YOU AIN'T MY MUVVA
i grow too merry, when i stand in my nakedness to dress>>201780837you're meant to eat in restaurants not have it eaten at an arbitrary temperature after carrying it for miles
>>201780862it’s just the modern version of hey ho
got all of kat slaters albums on tape
Schizos furious
>>201780839watch out for any passing hungry bears
>>201780866i've had sex you see
>>201780839>pie to cool down it's been on the darn windowsill for like 30 minutes
Some more Phantasy Star II art. For those of you that can read katakana you'll notice that they changed his name to Rolf for some reason. Many doors, Edboy!
>>201780868wish i knew some good racist native american jokes, but alas enjoy your marijuana cigarette nonetheless
>>201780847£20 christmas bonus status?
>>201780866by never leaving the house? idk i'm not on tiktok or whatever
>>201780866I have no idea who that is either.
make the most of early septemberbest days of the year
>>201780901then you'll know its key to the slag zeitgeist
>>201780844>>201780844PAWG
who the fuck has dinner at 4pm?
>>201780938That's not a PAWG.
>>201780933no they arentbe quiet
>>201780824>oy vey, the goyim are awakening, tell them it's a psyopnice try
>>201780940...prefer not to say
duck breast, lightly fried and then in the oven to finishtogether with sautéed kale and muchroom and a side of sweet potato mash
>>201780940Us Scotchads.
>>201780938hardly "phat"a mediocre arse
>>201780898Research said thalidomide and smoking was safeThe experts allowed us to use asbestos, safe!They still allow concrete
>>201780953Person Of Various Gradients
>>201780940White people
>>201780953Pooey-arsed white girl
it's 6 already
>>201780881don't know
>>201780980ESL moment
>>201780938Pitiful Assed White Girl
>>201780959https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZc1gTiex2MWake up bro
>>201780883I did not shoot your massive head from my cavernous loins to have you deny my role in your existence. I love you son... but you and your gigantic cranium owe me some reconstructive surgery.
got that makeba song stuck in the head againweighing up the cost of a dignitas booking
>duck breast, lightly fried and then in the oven to finish>together with sautéed kale and muchroom and a side of sweet potato mash
>>201780968hope elton john sneaks into your kitchen and gives it some of his special seasoning
>>201780940northerners do this cause they have to go to bed after a hard days graftsoutherners leave it till 9pm so arent still hungry when they go out mincing in soho
>>201780973>>201780953for how skinny she is yesshe needs to become a braphog and fart on my face
If only deegs were around. I have a question about Christianity.
guys check bbcmadeleine mccann has been found
>>201781055what is your question?
>>201780911fucking love that game me>>201780912Being all halves and quarters, I've heard a few. Probably note for note with Abbo jokes.
neck is sore
females love talking about they periods
>>201781095practicing blowies too hard eh?
what in the bumberclart beef patty just happened
>>201781109full stop
What’s for tea today then lads?
I am agnostic
>>201781063You’re supposed to fry fries, not burn them.
£15 for a main?I don't care if general tso reared the chickens himself
>>201781063Peng scrantonage
>>201781075why did god create the house fly? they are really fucking annoying
Meal times don’t make sense. Neither do bed times.Why are you sitting there hungry waiting for it to be “meal time”? Eat when you are hungry, sleep when you are tired.They’re basic human functions. Nobody holds in their poo until it is shitting time.
>>201781127kippersricevegtubles
>>201781167Cloggers!
>>201781127Tetley for me
>>201781127Hummus with veggie sticks to dip in and a glass of milk
pig /brit/oids jealous of my healthy and tasty scran, instead having to eat pig yank slop like mcdonalds
>>201781119Man in a buss' up shat came in, ordah a buss upshat. Rassclaat, you already got a buss up shat, what a secon gon do?
>>201781167imagine his willard was in her arse through a strategic hole in her pants when this was taken
really enjoy the book 1984
gobbled an entire pizza. i'm a fucking disgrace
>>201781154Look at you, not waiting for boring mong thoughts time
>Nobody holds in their poo until it is shitting time.erm..
>Say I've got 10 travellers?>Trap em>They are now my bank
>>201781080>fucking love that game meWere you around when it first came out? I'm curious what it was like on day 1 playing a massive, meaty RPG like that with no internet guides to help. I think the game came with an included hint book?
>>201781202written byjorjor well
>>201781167Why don’t black people have hairy legs?
>>201781154good point
>>201781127Reccon the second half of the 2ibs of meat stew sauce I cooked a few days ago. Pasta and whatever fibrous material rotting in the back of the fridge.
Rorke's sister
>>201781210Exactly. I’m a free man
>>201781180that's a snack not a meal!
>>201781270Types like spaino
I've just made a twitter account today, and I follow nobody and I've liked zero posts, and this is what I see when I open the app
>>201781217I'm twins with it. I purchased it from a neighbour when I was 6... tried to avoid the hint book as much as possible. I found the grinding to be soothing, and the invisible fortresses to be infuriating.
>>201781285What do you mean
BOMBORAASCLAAT PUSSY BLOODCLAAT RORKE
>>201781213lol
I wonder if my life will improve if I replace my alcohol addition with a cigar addiction.
>>201781300Might get on the twitter then
>>201781311https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUO9SNCBL6U
mad how fit they are at that age
>>201781300probably trackers already identified you as an incel
>>201781300It shows you popular posts? What did you expect? A random tweet from Susan in Bognor Regis talking about her quiche recipe?
>>201781311yes nigger?
I dont use Hinge anymore because these are the women in my area
>>201781317Short term smoking is worse
fart. then, poo
>>201781402where the FUCK did you get this pic of me????
The Telegraph is absolutely hysterical about pensioners being squeezedAre Keir is giving them a firm gaping
tell me about the australo-melanesianwikipedia says it is an outdated racial category
>>201781443Never make demands of me.
only time i used a dating app i got a few matches then uninstalled because it made me too nervous
So it’s looking like are Lucy really is innocent lads. Mental how /brit/ is literally never wrong about anything.
>>201781435About time the shoe was on the other foot.
Over the course of several months, Sir Keir Starmer’s two children had been petitioning their father to buy them a German shepherd dog. However, after “a long summer of negotiations” involving much “back and forth” and “different options”, the family had arrived at a compromise of getting a kitten instead. Speaking to the BBC, Starmer said that his daughter, 13, had gone to pick up their new cat, a Siberian, on Monday.The Times reported last month that senior officials have drawn up a plan in preparation for the chief mouser’s death. Known as “Larry Bridges”, the preparations include selected photographs of him that will go alongside a press release and graphics eulogising the life of one of the nation’s best-known animals.
lucy letheroutby
>>201781503fat biiish
>>201781502Will never forget how /brit/ saved my hair from vaping
Don’t use dating apps because I’m scared someone who knows me will find my profile and say “haha look at this guy! He’s trying to get a date!” or something
Seeing immigrants on bikes delivering food to lazy British citizens feels me with a sense of biological loathing and fury.
DINNER TIME!!!
>>201781539ktim until I stopped caringcos they're on it too
brotherstein is such an annoying faggothe's always bitching about politics
>>201781558Wait until you have to visit a hospital
>>201781305Absolute kino
>>201781558should be the other way around
>>201781508So Keir Starmer ignored what people were asking him for, did something else, then claimed it was what they wanted?
>>201781508oooo a bleeding siberiantoo good for a wee moggy are we mr barmer?
never had any interest in going to dubai it's too hot and there are too many brown people
>>201781539Ktim never used them when I was younger in case people I went to school with saw me on there and laughed at me and never used them as an adult in case someone I work with saw me on there snd laughed at meFast forward to the present day - 34 year old incel!
>covid happens and kills a bunch of pensioners (saving the government money)>lockdown is a show of control that shows the government that everyone will kneel when told to>creates a whole new industry in food delivery shit like deliveroo and justeat (staffed entirely by illegal immigrants and driving down wages)was covid orchestrated?
>>201781569for BWC
>>201781601He prefers an immigrant to a native
wouldn't use a dating app in case my wife or kids find me on there lol
>>201781613yeah by me
>>201781604poobai
Was Diego less deranged before COVID? Wasn’t around so I don’t remember
>>201781634Why would your wife be on a dating app?
>>201781539I mean if you're good looking then then they'll expect itIf your ugly then don't use it obviously
if garlic is an appetite suppressant as science would you have believe then why is it that so many restaurants have garlic mushrooms as a starter? doesnt make sense does it?
just got a weird gooning 4chan ad with that soogs girl that gets spammed here
brotherstein bitching about taxes again
>being the butt friends jokes, for being a kissless virgin, while secretly shadowing as a findomme (male)mental, innit
>>201781613Considering how quickly everyone forgot and seemingly overnight and how the insane protocols were removed from everywhere including doctors, hospitals etc and how something so concerning is now completely ignored?You have to be asleep to not at least not see the glaring contradictions
Nico Robin sex arse
what's the top 3 things in your life right now?
laying in bed feeling max comfy
>>201781715What does that entail? You take money off old geezers?
Trainlad in?
Mogs built Britain whilst lazy Siberians sat on their fat bourgeois arses getting their hair and nails done
I work in a hospital AMA
playnig ck3
>>201781669on the prowl for bbc
>>201781596>>201781616powerful....
>>201781731YouTube, wanking, sleeping.
yeah the elite really shut down the entire global economy as a way of asserting their already unquestioned dominance because they really hate it when they make more money
>>201781451sorry
>playnig
>>201781692stop gooning to my onlyfansfu
>>201781731nothing good in me life
>>201781771what do you docan you get drugs for the lads
>>201781787It was one of the greatest transfers of wealth in human history
Nothing to see here, just a pro-conscription article in one of America's biggest leftist outlets >https://www.vox.com/future-perfect/368528/us-military-army-navy-recruit-numbers
>>201781827do x rays and thatno
>>201781771ever shag nurses? patients? are you vaxxed? make enough to live comfortably?
>>201781771how do planes work?
>>201781771How does it not give you the fear?Spiritually distressing places
We so bored don’t fuck with your discourse
>>201781844Don’t lie. I’m a porter and even I can get drugs
>>201781804shes a succubus, you need to distance yourself from these women
>>201781829because of how the economy is set upturns out wealth doesn't trickle down, it gushes upward
>>201781885No mice
the most financially successful people I know are also the two people who have taken the most cocaine out of everyone I knowI attribute their success not to cocaine, but having a cavalier / gangster attitude and not caring about rules
>>201781613Here it seemed to be evidence that a full blown Captain Trips virus would take us out in weeks.I was really hoping that one of the mutations would be 99% lethal.
>>201781885>Doesn't require any training >Buries their own shit>Can just be left outside to their own devices >Controls the rodent population Cats are so goated, man
>>201781933yes the sort of people who enjoy regularly taking cocaine are the sort of people who usually make a lot of moneythey are also utterly boring to be around especially on coke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbdG39Leiqs
>>201781848nonowas before i worked but haven't had anything sinceyeh if your happy with average gov wages>>201781872the shape of the wings beat the air under the plane and makes it go up>>201781874not really, my grandad died at the hospital I work at but I find it nice to help and comfort people>>201781882cool
>>201781933And they will die first
check these captain trips
>>201781894no
last time I drove by a reservation I got scared of getting scalped
>>201781989missed it by that much|8==D~~O:|
>>201781731food musicinternet
Any right wing powerhouses in?
>>201781949they smell and feel good too
canadians are so weird that they get scared of booking a restaurant
I see it as my purpose in life to serve and protect a woman like a chivalric knight. They really are the most beautiful things in the world.
>>201781961
>>201781731Nothing I have no idea how I'm still persevering
>>201781844do you see x ray boobs
>>201782050I see what you did there, and I raise you a calf for an eventual beef wellington. I've named him Napoleon.
>>201782014you're just fully committing to the lifelong incel freak existence aren't you
Listening to this bangerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt_OkgSOrkU
Mention a cat and the t gondi zombies shuffle onto the scene like fucking clockworkYou have a parasite in your brain
>>201782085yeh sort of but as a professional its important to maintain the patients dignity
Lads, your best poo puns. I'm making a discord username to join a server of ppl that work in the wastewater industry.
very hihg and drunk at the same time for no good reason
>>201782141blog on you insufferably boring bastard
>>201782141planning a wonky wank?
>>201782108I've never had to tell someone "I'm going to put bullets in you one at a time," with a smile before, but if I did, that's more or less what it would look like.
nyehehehe
quaffing a tin of carling
>>201782085https://theweek.com/articles/494424/airport-screener-snaps-after-months-teasing-over-small-penis-more
>>201782103how and why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrxEsoN0qek
>>201782166DRIVING BACKWARDS THROUGH ROME IN A RANGE ROVER
>>201782014
>>201782214YOU'LL SCUFF THE PAINT!!!
>>201782112
riff raffs best verse is on the illest FIGHT ME
>>201782253>>201782253>>201782253>>201782253>>201782253
>>201782265incel meme
>>201781748yeah, guys in their 30s, 40s, in stable relationships are the ideal, they don't get attached and there's no drama
>>201782056no no no
>>201782263source?
JANNY! THEYRE DOING IT AGAIN!
this ain't a scene
