>open door>see thiswhat do edisi
aseanbros best bros
>>201786368us
How do you do fellow ASEANs
>>201786295let them in so we can play eu4 lan party
>>201786295nothing, i don't speak japanese
>>201786368>>201786489
>>201786295thread themehttps://youtu.be/u-WTfP3WJc4
>>201786547Are any of you aware that your country is now a member of /asean/?
>>201786295>big breasts>ntr smilepuke
>>201786547I love how Jokic makes Pinoy Lakers fans seethe so hard
>>201786658I thought you like NTR as a femboy cuck?
>>201786682are you >>201784555>>201784801>>201785033>>201785401>>201785515>>201786058?
>>201786654>>201786581>>201786295
>>201786710pls stop being weird
samefag thread
>>201787055>pls stop being weird
>>201787101all me btw
01:20. Selamat pagi? Selamat sore?
>>201787188selamat pagi!
> I thank You, Saturn-sama, for my Total-Gòngfěi-Death: > I thank You also, Shani Dev, for my Total-Israeli-Bharatification: AMEN: I am all-finished.
>>201787244Selamat pagi teman!
>>201786993
>>201788128
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nyamuk jahannam
good news: clothes store accepted mebad news: i have to work
>>201786760NoThat guy probably went to sleep
>>201791060grats
>>201788281>>201789045>>201789961>>201791060congrats, bro. It's time to do whatever you can. you gotta prepare for the worst-case when amerimutt starts the great war.
>>201791060congrats!
>>201791468>>201791493>>201791728dankei just hope i get good hours
>>201791060slep today, wagie tomorrow
>>201793164i need to wait 5-10 days for background check bullshit
>>201793164>>201793249working in cloth store sounds like a comfy job tho. you just do nothing for most of the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHmFbT8DPX8
>>201793249>>201793607no 4chan, slep now wagie tomorrow
>>201794139
>>201793607>>201794246idk how it's gonna be as a wagie. big stores always need many workers, but usually management wants to keep smaller staff to save cash. plus the company isn't doing well financially
I haven’t been getting good sleep recently and supplements doesn’t help. Everytime I fall asleep I keep having terrible nightmares, doctors say I’m just too stressed and prescribe me the same shit every visit
>>201791060Usually pretty chill work for retail, grats
>>201794619>>201794768have you given melatonin a shot? It can enhance your rem sleep and help you sleep better. some people may experience a weird dreams tho, but that isn't common.
Is it true that Vietnamese women have big dump truck asses?
>>201794768Had the same for years, do you feel that you are primarily stressed or just that doctors are using that as a catch-all? Got the same shit from them but it turned out it was other stuff, now I get 8-9 hours a night 90% of the time.
>>201795773No they're asian
>>201796116I’m not stressed in the slightest, I have nothing to do currently. What was the other stuff?
wake up
>>201796506Stomach issues was the biggest thing causing nightmares and some sleep stuff, had pretty bad gastritis and immune reaction to food I could previously eat with no issues. Also had hypothyroidism, treating that helped a lot of random things, thyroid problems just overall mess with everything health wise, very broad range of things.If you have nothing to do currently, not occupying your time as you used to can also throw you off, don't know if that is a change for you but consider it.
>>201786295>gook archive>repulsive body proportionI'd turn 1080 degrees, spit on their faces and moonwalk away
should i create a twitter acc, am i losing anything for not being into musk's hell chambernever had one cause i have never been into social media despite being a zoomeri don't even have discord
Selamat pagi!Wakey wakey! Eggs and pempek!
just woke up from 2 hours of sleepAMA
>>201798840Why didn’t you sleep for longer?
>>201790570you can't name names btw
they found her in indonesiaits over alice bros...
I haven't made any sales this week bros... I'm getting fired
>>201799421>>201796812>>201795709
>>201796506Having sex should help
I have a sinus infection
>>201796967>>201799962Yeah no, I keep active. I do sports and keep myself out of the house, sometimes I get super tired throughout the day but once the sun set, suddenly all my energy comes out and prevents me from sleeping. Just drank a cup of coffee and tea to hopefully stay up for the rest of the day and accumulate my tiredness so that sleep can take me tonight
>>201800294Don't drink coffee after 2pm maybe?
>>201800550I don’t really take caffeine, it’s just for today because I really want to sleep well tonight and the only thing that’s powering me is caffeine.
what did indogs do to her?
>>201800294if i work out too much, sometimes i get bad sleep
>>201799421>>201800696i kneel indocops... please come here and catch that pedophile in hiding from bisayadland next
Indonesia is a huge island and they caught her quickly. The Philippines is a small island, smaller economy and has the size roughly as california but can't detain people properly. It really shows how hilariously incompetent filipinos are. And this is a country that prides itself in being college educated.
Where the fuck am I gonna get 5 YEARS of experience as a farmer when I've been a white collar since graduating
So Indogs did it quick where the Tangalog overlords can't kek
How about leaving this Pagpag subreddit, quit bitching, and start cropping, bum bitch.
schizophrenia time
get up
>a police state has better security than democracyno shotbut at least you have democracy in the philippines
>>201801242It's Corruptional Monarchy at this moment.
>>201801242i think it's a little bit far-fetched to call indonesia a police state unless you live in aceh
>>201801373More like multi family oligarchic state
Sanusi's grandfather is Chinese.
>>201800696is she accused of being a CCP spy? qrd of her arrest?
>>201786295wanna get raped by them and milked dry until I die
>>201801650Shouldn't run if she's innocent
pengen gf (real)
why didnt she change her surname tho? why not gomez or somethng guo is obv very chinese
I heard from random rumors that our president is hospitalized in Saint Luke's and currently unconscious because he was arguing with his wife.
>>201800696yjk
>>201801996women are a disaster to this world
>skips asean's largest roman catholic country >go to a muslim majority oneweird decision. why is he even here anyway
>>201802143need new recruits
>>201801996what did she do to him?
>>201801880https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guochoose>alice kuncoro>alice kusuma>alice kartono
>>201802143pro-china pope
>>201802143our muslims are a bit..... fucking retarded.3 popes have visited here and muslims have assassination and bombing plots literally all of them.
Did the prophet of Islam, Muhammad, really fuck a 9 year old girl?
>>201796116>8-9 hours a nightMr. Lim wouldn't allow this
>>201801880she's the ahok of Phillipines, isn't she? Also, why didn't she blend in with the local chinks here? she should've changed her surname to sound like jawak or something. See picrel
>>201802510Repost pic for better quality
>>201800294Any bad illnesses or other significant changes you've noticed aside from the sleep issues?
>>201800962to be fair she won't have as much connections in indonesia than here in home court
>>201802432All the more reason to be financially independent
>>201802676Ever since covid sometimes I see flashing dots in my vision, vision is generally blurrier, unfocused, I’ve developed purging habits and sometimes throughout the day my head would go ringing. Actually maybe I should go see a doctor again and list out everything I’ve just mentioned
kino
>>201802259Allegedly they were arguing at each other in a hospital until the PSG escorted the wife out of the president's ward. The guy who reported this apparently saw the president unconscious while sitting on a chair.Don't know if real or not
>>201803063Sounds kinda like visual migraine with aura. Try to get a list of what symptoms you have, when they started, what brings them on, to present to the doctor or reference from.
>>201786295yes hello
>>201803111okay harry roque. how are the friday rallies at the edsa shrine going?
>>201802886>>201803067>>201803210leave their indigenous thread to them natives, oliver
>>201803219Lmao what the fuck where did that come from? I'm only asking if it's real or not
>>201803111he's live on tv right now
Filipinos, tell me about sad boys. Are there really a group of Filipino boys in the current year who makes their whole identity about being emo because they think it’ll attract girls?
>>201803269Oh yeah I saw him on UNTV briefing about the typhoon with some of his cabinet members.
country song is about having your girl going into the city and getting cucked lmaoooooohttps://youtu.be/P1HId6eAbHU?si=Pj9iQMFJz_8LAZpj
>>201786295Lots of ngentot, babymaking.
Wowo is still salty about 1998 and Timor Leste
>>201786295good OP!
>>201802143VGH KINO.
>>201804041giwtwm
>>201802510>she's the ahok of PhillipinesExcept Ahok is a good guy
>>201804291why is she smiling like that...
I wanna be a NEET
just heard the news...InBROnesians I kneel!
>>201801996>lapping up CCP propaganda
>>201804824https://youtu.be/W5bwFuY0HdU?si=V1ZIgcvs13s8RxgPLmao, everyone kneeling
>>201804401she's happy to see you, sensei!
how does the guy do it?
>>201805076I will bukakke her
InGODS wonCCP lost
>>201805076ntr smile...
Notice how "Indo"Anon isn't posting right now?Any chance he also got arrested with Alice?
>>201805336He's a supporter of Alice Guo, heh?
>>201802143He's already been here.
>>201805375He's a CCP plant of course he simps over Alice
>>201805165is bukkake kosher?
>>201803844remind me of this
>>201802424Idk its hadith stuff. Hadith are composed from stories of people who lived around the prophet, they told their story to their children and grandchildren and so on before hadith author comes and asked those people the story of what prophet are doing, his behavior, etc. So what we have right now is a collection of forefathers story who are unreliable and comical at times, hence why its easy to pull a soijak comic out of them.
>>201805671Onan died because he did a backshot on his brother's wife.
>discover poskota.co.id >wish to add it to my rss feed>but it doesn't offer RSS feed>check archive.org >it used to have rss feedwtf bro, why most indog news websites don't support RSS anymore? So far, only Lampu Merah that has it
>201805895>he still read news and media
indonesia will bring my chinese princess alice guo back home
>>201804880I will eat mi goreng for lunch this week as tribute
malaysiabros did tm block private dns i cant connect to the internet using private dns. dns over https isnt working either. fuck you fahmi
>>201804880i will cum tribute orei as a tribute
Do you think Alice got INDOGGED?
>decided to do the civil worker (ASN) test 3 years ago as a Plan Z just in case I couldn't land myself a job in private sector>turns out I failed every recruitment phase so I had no choice but to take my ASN test seriously and I was getting close to a year without job>managed to get in and flash-forward, here I am still working for the govna. salary is whatever but still pretty livable but i don't exactly have active dependents except my retired parents but thankfully they don't want a lot from me>it's now 2024>a lot of your friends that you knew had better academy achievements than you (I was grossly underachieving) decided to enter the same test because the global economy is on the dirt, there's a massive layoff in every sectors (particularly manufacturing sector) so now a lot of people legit see CPNS test as the only reachable way to get stable income.funny when god actually had a plan for you heh? and I barely pray somehow. also it's really insane current CPNS test now needs you to apply for that e-materai meme shit and now every e-materai sites can't handle the traffic since the deadline is just 2 days away. 3 years ago I still used a traditional e-materai.
>>201806004works on my machine..though a friend of mine has been complaining that some sites is unbrowsable for him...but weirdly enough all sites he mentioned is still accessable for me...
>>201805895>why most indog news websites don't support RSS anymore?lmaobut yeah they killed Suara rss recently. antara is your best friend
>>201806493>tempoIt still supports RSS, right? send the link
...
>>201806424for some reason i can browse on private dns just fine on mobile data. so i figured unifi/tm borked things and now i cant access my favourite mongolian basket weaving forum
>>201804390What did he do that was good?
Pingin punya pacar biar ada yang ngurusin
>>201806221yes 100% she got BPC
>>201807268What would you recommend him /asean/bw0s?
>>201802424according to a hadith narration, yesin islam you're considered as an adult (deemed responsible for your sins and actions, and eligible to get married) post puberty or around the age of 15 without signs of puberty>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baligh
>>201786295Pretty >.<
>>201786295Implying that ever happens
Watch out guys, ugly Americhuds are rizzing your girls.
InGODS wontangaLogs lost
Nothing ever happens
>>201807764what makes you think all the girls in his video isn't aware being in the content?
>>201803286why can't we be sad?
>>201786295The one on the left stays with me, call a cab for the lady(boy?) on the right, I don't like blacks or brown women. Just don't like them really.
>>201807764>
Viets are Chinese
>>201803286You don't have those people? I'm a sad cunt (working to become a sick cunt) but for most people being sad implies depth or some shit. I'm sure that sort of behavior pops up in other countries as well they just become lolcows
me and who
Why do Indians get all the jobs
>>201808009ayens gf vibe
>>201808242>>201808254>>201808272me and who
>>201807764>uglyHe's 8/10 at least
>>201808362If he's 8/10 to you then you are ugly as hell considering the amount of point you gave
Iya deh si paling ganteng
AI SUSU
>>201786571they speak korean
Gemoy is insane.
do you like indomie
Today has been a great day for the Pan-Austronesian cause. Dayo barbarian Guo Hua Ping has been arrested by our fellow brother country Indonesia.
>>201808242>>201808254>>201808272>>201808293what are you trying to say?
ChindogChud seems awfully quiet since the Alice Guo arrest hmmm.....
>>201809468BASEDthis sole reason is why i never stop voting for him since 2014
where's the bawang goreng in this shiet? might as well buy pancit canton
>>201810011>local brands try to imitate mi goreng>fail badlylol, lmao even
>>201801996>>201803111fact checked by real DDS patriots
>>201810028it's not a local brand THOUGH
>>201810060wait wtf didn't know Gardenia was a singaporean brand
>>201810107established by a guy named slow cumheh
objectively he's still the best indonesian leader yet there's still no building/airport/university/warship/stadium named after himfuck this gay earth
>>201810011never seen that brand here
What's sapphic?
>>201810370im assuming they're going for those markets where mi goreng isn't as established yet
pengen degan
Indonbros why did you snitch on Alice Guo back to our authorities? Why do you hate the impending Chinese century?
>>201809468>translated tweetc*kin detected
>>201786295Cringe character design.
>>201803286idk if it's necessarily emo as in eyeliner and 2010s alt rock, but when people talk about sadbois they really mean niggas who use emotionally manipulative tactics to women either to get sex or justify shitty behavior when in a relationship. They weaponize the "sensitive male" image with the goal of getting pussy. Best used against western-educated liberal girls because they reject the strong male pinoy archetype like STEM graduate convervative DDS/BBM voter because of US brainwashing so they gravitate towards the "ally" humanities-graduate twinky looking guy who is actually a proficient gaslighter and manipulator.
>>201810578They're finally jumping into BDS bandwagon since more and more maggi mee is getting unsold
>>201803286>emoare you stuck in 2009 bro they wear anime pfp now and listen to paraluman
>>201810011>>201810028Read an interview with an Indomie's higher up that foreign brand just couldn't get that kecap manis flavor>>201810364He clinged to power for too long, had he retire in the early 80s he'd be worshiped as gods
>>201810953>paralumanyou mean the band right?my hs crush used to sing this everrytimehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L92lc0LPXek
TETAS
>>201810812no, its just our collective selves evolving
>>201801876i wish june lovejoy looked like that
>>201810812>American flag>faggotchecks out
>>201811032>hs crushAre you guys married now?
>>201811657nta but the one I'm flirting with before is now married with the friend who cucked me in highschool. bastard gave me a debilitating NTR fetish
How many of us pinoys have developed cuckold fetishes due to below average white men stealing our crushes?
>>201811657she is married now but not with me...
>>201811891Looks like Alice Guo
>>201811847Not by white men but by my own friend. Never gonna forget that. I moved on but never forget nor forgave.
My brother is dating a Filipino girl and I am extremely disappointed in him for racemixing. How do I get them to break up?
>>193808722 not gonna happen anytime soon they're too popular nowit is over for me
>>201812282you dont, at this point he is completely hypnotized by that brown puss and her whole family will wring out every last peso out of him
>>201812282seduce her
>>201812282Her family is guaranteed to be rich af so convince him to bail out as soon as possible
>>201810970even in early 90s it would still okay
>>201798317tsmt
Are you currently missing someone?
Damn that Monster Mango Loco pre workout hits different. I feel like dying
>>201812391The amount of hapas here is genuinely dystopian, it's over>>201812397He height mogs me>>201812413I dont think her family is rich, she came here to study and get a job
>>201812694>she came here to study and get a jobSo she's rich? Scholarship won't get you far let lone abroad
>>201812720She's living with her aunt here, I get the feeling she didnt have many resources when she came. Also what's wrong with rich filipinos?
>>201812767>what's wrong with rich filipinos?Well duh they're richer than the average wyt man
>>201812543my wife Alice Guo
Just busted a fat nut on this JAV actress that looked like Dahyun from TWICE
https://invidious.jing.rocks/watch?v=66Vg9HBXlWIwhat a waste of cute asian gf. she could've come to indonesia and be my gf, instead of committing petty crimes with american nibbas.
Pajeetnesia moment.
>>201809468>>201810009The thing is why would China declared a war against Indonesia in the first placeThey could easily get anything they want by buying govts official instead
>>201813589heran deh ngapa orang demen bget ngewe di kuburan cina
>>201812282>racemixingare you indian or chinese?both have been mixing with us for centuries, don't ve a chud
>>201803844that sounds way too specific to describe something. i wonder if it actually happened to him.
Bruh Monster Energy is legitI typically only workout until 7:00 after going home at 6:00 and I still want to keep going rn
>>201812282Tell your bro that her parents are disappointed that she's mingling with the descendant of a criminal.
>>201813839Have you tried working out in the rain? I can run for about 4 hours in the rain but only 2 hours in normal weather.
>>201813688>di kuburankarena sepi>di kuburan cinakalo yang ini gatau. mungkin sentimen anti cina atau iri atau semacemnya
>>201813839hell yeah dude it got me totally stoked sheesh
torrenting elden ring rn bros
>>201812694>it's overWhat is? You're not even a native in your "own" land. You get what you deserve.
>>201813915Might give it a try but that seems to be a way to catch a cold lol
>>201813890He wouldn't care, tf Bayani gonna do?
>>201814031You might not believe this but every time it rains I try to play outside and I hardly ever get sick. Meanwhile people I know who avoid the rain or don’t like it seem to get sick at least once a month.
>diaspoo haven't sent my neetbux through remittance
>>201812911code?
>>201809563I wish we can cooperate in a more wholesome context... but it's okay. Today we're arresting fugitives, but in the future we will discuss about advanced industries and space programs.
>>201814138Damn, where are you from? I can only play in the rain when I was studying in terengganu. Do it here in kl and I'm almost guaranteed to call in sick the next day
>>201811847I'm pretty sure any non-spastick flipoids here have that.
>>201814424Space program is cringe. We should dive our ocean and find colossal squids
asean mentioned>>>/pol/480568584
>>201811847bruh i think some part of my spanish friar genes woke up and i'm starting to find trike patrol-type girls cute
>>201814424>arresting fugitivesmy wife Alice Guo and I were about to go to Bali but a horde of brown midgets kicked our door down for no purpose. i dunno what's wrong with this part of the world
>>201814615I get the memes, but really, think of satelites and all of their potentials. Not to mention that we may also gather minerals from asteroids and such. Alternative-sustainable energy.
>>201814706is idolizing her meant to be ironic or what? i mean, there are people who made deepfakes of italy's meloni
>>201810011the packaging makes it look really unappetizingblue is a bad color for food
>>201810011I stopped eating instant noodles ages ago but wtf is this lmao that has to be the most generic packaging ever. Feels like what you get on dystopic sci-fi shithole
>>201814767nah Alice Guo is cute she's my wife i love her
pagi
why she kinda
>>201815594looks like she gets raped by the senate sgt at arms every night
>>201815653that sgt at arms is literally 80 years old
>>201815709even better
Why do we let pogos operate here when they're illegal in China? We look like inferior idiots to the Chinese when it comes to geopolitical shit
Are there any Indogs here that experience tempo doeloe?
>>201815770seems like you're 44 days behind
>>201811847I thought wytoids were into "exotic" girls who do not conform much to the local beauty standards
>>201815839I was 6 when Soeharto was dethroned Maybe they're someone older than me
>>20181583950+years old indonesians don't even know what reddit is, so don't bother to look for them here
>>201814615>alternative-sustainable energyis it really necessary, solar energy is practically infinite so is nuclear (in theory)i mean, having a coal mine on mars is offshoring the problem not solving it
>>201815258
>>201815839>tempo doeloethat was the standard spelling until 1972
>>201815839>tempo doeloelol that's only a thing for indogs living in dutchland. and by indogs i mean ethnic dutch that lived in old east indies
>>201816006But maybe there’s some who experience tempo doeloe despite not having actually lived through colonialism themselves
>>201814546Extremely doxxable info because I've posted my face, hair and fucking eyes itt.
>>201816253Meant to post lips and jaws instead of face but nvm hahaha
>>201816140Dutch Indogs are mixed with Indog genes to varying degrees, you can usually tell they’re not fully ethnically Dutch. An Indog classmate of mine moved back to Jakarta to scam the local Indogs and was engaged to some local popstar for a while, lmao
>>201815839What specific period are you referring to? We do have millenials-baby boomers here who can give you firsthand stories from 90s. But if older than that, it's like asking if there are German posters here who remember living in гдp
>>201786654A minority is, but it hasn't been in the big news for long for the masses to catch on
>>201816426I don’t know, I saw a tv item a while back that some young Indonesians view the period of Dutch colonization and tempo doeloe as something whimsical
>>201815839Late Soeharto regime is the oldest indog period I can tell you from firsthand experience. I'm sorry for not being a 50 yo boomer.
>>201816672Can I come over and recolonize Indonesia?
>>201816782>recolonizeYou... never did. But Germans are always welcome. Believe it or not, even Hitler is quite a likable figure here. Though mostly because he hates Jews.
>>201816782go ahead, try if you canactually I'd like to see what would happen if westoids try to invade SEA right now.
little brother is following our footstep d'aww. how does it feel now huh? though, on a serious note, qrd? how bad is it over there?
>>201808362This is b8
I've seen the pope with my own eyes, it was unreal to see him in person.
>>201815839Those boomers aren't here bro, they're all on fishing group chat on WA
>>201816782I wish Indonesia remain Hindia-Belanda, ugh...
Thread became a tangalog subreddit I see
>>201817037>if westoids try to invade SEA right now.Considering our geographical defenses alone, that would be the combination of D-day's beach landing horror + Vietnam's forest hell. Even with drones and other modern air support, it would cost a fuck ton of sacrifice. I doubt there's anyone dumb enough to invade us in this century.
Bago?
>>201817010I’m Dutch I just live in Germany for work. >>201817037It’s sort of happening already with all the boomers retiring there and the yuppie “digital nomads” in Bali. Before you know it you’ll be like the Spanish coast
>>201817441We would produce many more world class hapa(brown) footie players like naingolan
I like posting here more, the /nederdraad/ is full of whiny faggots, vibes here are a lot better, I will colonize your thread
Pingin nangis
mung iso mesem :)
bago>>201817678>>201817678>>201817678>>201817678
>>201817533digital nomad is code word for parasite
>>201817700based dubs jawak
>>201817533>work>posts at 4pm in germanyif you say you're a turk instead, i'd believe it
>>201817722holy based
>>201817722What about westerners that move there and start businesses, do you hate them as well?
>>201819180maybe it's me