smokin cat edishhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Can we please not talk about you-know-what this thread
bat subedish
going to shave off my beardstarting a new job soon and want to be clued up
Okay fine I'll admit you may be right about the angle but I'll believe he has a big cock when there's a measuring tape next to it.
>>201804875
Just do not find bbcposting funny at all. It is genuinely the most cretinous gimmick ever to emerge on /brit/.
>>201813014She is bloody peng ent she
I turned 23 and suddenly everyone I went to school with is moving into their own house and getting a dog? Meanwhile I'm in the boxroom for the foreseeable.
>>201813044I like to imagine I'm having lesbian sex with her
>>201813051It's not everyoneIt's the minority in fact
Just seen a man in dungarees playing tennis
>>201813044>>201813066She got blacked.
>>201813004is that real?
>>201813089come on eileen
if the average fanny is only 5 and a bit inches deep why do they need a 10inch monster rod
>>201813078True, a lot of the people I kept in touch with are though. All at once too
>>201813101thats the OP cat after smoking for a year
>>201813089very stylish
The horde is growing
>>201813044Indeed
basically you've got 2 groups:>those who get a hand onto the housing ladder via mum+dad / dead grandparents>those trying to get on without handoutsIf you're in the second group then it was over before it begun for you.
>>201813124>10inch monster rodTheres a 10,000 pound bounty for whoever can prove they have a cock that sizeNobodys done it yet
Remember when I worked nights and a delivery man arrived when I'd been asleep for like 2 and half hours. Rushed to the door and he looked at me, smiled and the rubbed my hair and said 'bed head' and then chuckled. I was more than a little confused and smiled nervously as he took a picture of the package I was holding then walked down the path whistling.He was about 60 years old and quite small. Never forgot about it lol.
>>201813092Pretty sure she also made a load of tweets about how much she prefers them
>>201813092And?
>>201813205Cope
>>201813199did you shag him up the arse?
>>201813199good post
You can choose to stop talking about black penis any time you like.My advice would be to stop it immediately.
>>201813205Yes she's said she doesnt like dating non-black men
>>201813184bet big harvs has an absolute mong python on him
>>201813233I'm horny
I will not eat a single morsel of food until Paul Harrell is dead and buried.
>>201813205Nope
i only get to see my gf on the weekends and it's killing me
>>201813275take a picture
>>201813274Lol retardThis bitch is just fishing for a BBC man to take her in after retirement
>>201813307You are severely mentally ill
>>201813233Shut up
>>201813362Good lass
>>201813323female sex bottom
have an approaching 7 inch erect cock (3-5 inch flacid) and large balls like larger than 90% of menyet i've never had sexfunny i've got this quasi horse equipment but it never gets any use haha
>>201813363where did you find this pic of me?
Mental how much better they are at it
>>201813388thanks copilot alt text generator
My dad's new gf is 5 years older than me.
had the best sex ever with rorke's mum
>>201813394Spend less time thinking about cocks like a faggot, might help
>>201813401African men?
RIP DMX
My penis is 4 inches erect and about 1 inch flaccid. Have had sex 3 times and the women didn't at all seem surprised when I pulled my party sausage out.Must indeed be quite normal.My willard is quite fat when erect admittedly.
If your balls don't have a volume of AT LEAST 75ml women will not touch you with a barge pole
>>201813413why is he sexing hags?
>>201813441kek that 'phobe got smoked
>>201813458Women don't like semen
willy, willy willy willy, willy. willy
>>201813457rocking a 6 inch party piece me, bit of a girthy fella and it always gets a good receptiongot a pair of clit smacker bollocks on me too
>>201813458big balls chads. we are so back
Cocks! Dicks! Phalli! Willies! Penises! Members!
>>201813458realtek hd has been installed volume is fantastic don't know what u talkin bout
>>201813507this nigga's fucking upside down
>>201813523
I just learned that during Charles Is rule the Scottish army invaded and occupied England then made the English government pay them taxes to occupy it
>>201813507You are not a 90s skater dude from LA, you are not "rocking" anything
>>201813536Everything north of the Humber is Scottish clay.
>>201813536now learn what board you're posting on>>>/his/
Stop it with the lettuce posters they are not funny
>>201813556It was legally then William II of English came about>>201813558Saar
We're undergraduates, of course we rock vintage sweatshirts with designer kicks
took this lovely snap of my sister
At toilBoss made us chili
Elon Musk is going against the Jews by backing what the Jews call "Holocaust Denial"
>>201813578>William II of Englishsaaar
>>201813580*has you subpoena'd by the gnarliest district attorney in the tristate area*don't mess yourself, buster
favourite ethnic slur lads?
Why is it an Australian Dollar, should be the Australian Pound? Same for US Dollar actually
Gay men give the best head.You need to get sucked by an eager gay man.
why do they all clasp their hands in the pmqs like they look like such fucking pussies
>>201813619William II means something different in Scotland hence I added of English which he was
>>201813644this is true
went for a walk, felt lightheaded so came backprobably a consequence of not having eaten anything today
>>201813644will it still work if they look like women
>>201813644tried this with a crossdresser but then he made a manly noise and ruined the illusion so i was very aware it was a man sucking on my wilkins
>>201813430project on
>>201813648why say 'of English' instead of 'of England'? Are you ESL?
Has brexit happened yet?
>>201813647has are nige said anything today?
On lunch break at toil guys. Very short staffed today.
>>201813670if they still have their willies, yes
>>201813707how’s your penis?
>>201813574im sympathetic to her on thisit's usual low iq/brainlets hypocritesif you're hosting an event on communism and i walk in and start screaming so you cant engage with anyone then clearly i am infringing on your right to express yourself.if you give a speechthen i respond to you, and you kick me out for arbitrary reasons then you are suppressing my right to express myself
dpd man just insisted on inspecting my penis before handing over the parcel
>>201813676would only agree to shag a cross dresser if they took helium immediately beforehand
>>201813658is that what it is? is that a sign the diet is working?
>>201813722Not a suitable question.
>>201813728a package for a package, seems fair
>>201813681Have fun not shagging then
business idea: queensize cigarettes
>>201813724They just lowered a poster behind her. No one interrupted her. If anything, additional context was provided. This is actually the good way to do it.
>>201813683Not my fault the English have a difficult name
Business idea: ban porn
Billions must try.
What position is your body in right now?
>>201813777bizarre response
>>201813756can we get a straight answer please
£3.20 won on euromillions
>>201813756your balls doing alright?
Just ban sex outright, if I can't have it no one can
>>201813724>>201813774
>>201813648You should be shot
>>201813806get in
Last night I dreamt of DiegoJust like I'd never gone, I knew the song
>>201813806lend us a quid mate
>>201813625wagwanfanookrorke
>>201813799I can say king of Indians, king of score, king of Poles but only the English have a strange name where this can't be done
>>201813806gizza tenner
Hate it when you’re rotting but then you have to get ready for something and groom yourself properly and get everything together. Just lose my comfiness, i was all fuzzy and now I’m not.
*assumes the position*
not gay but you lads ever see a twinky looking lad you know you could easily overpower and wonder what it would be like to bum his pooey arse?
>>201813834Why?
LUNCH TIME!!!
If you could shoot 3 different people and get away with it who would you choose? Can't be anyone on /brit/
>>201813899yh...hot...
assuming the gay porn position
>>201813903owlog
>>201813860No. You could not say Stanislaus II of Poles or Charuman I of Indians.That's fucking retarded.
>>201813899Can't say I have
>>201813724Just say you’re a chud it’s quicker
>not gay but you lads ever see a twinky looking lad you know you could easily overpower and wonder what it would be like to bum his pooey arse?
still absolutely howling at that lad that called a girl pal in boots when buying his meal deal
>>201813778alri barmer
feel like pure shit just want her back
need a bf to smooch and cuddle with
>>201813860You are definitely indian
>>201813912Me, Myself & Irene
>>201813928Uh no it isnt"king of Poles" is perfectly acceptable English
>>201813962Wasn’t even that good
>>201813912Me, (You), boots meal deal lad
>>201813954fail to see whats funny about this
>>201813912I would shoot myself 3 times
need a gf to smooch and cuddle with
Lad at work asked me whether the sword on my key chain was from Berserk. I said it was Cloud's sword from FFVII.A girl I work with asked me if I played magic the gathering to which I said no.
>>201813954aw it's ok pal
>>201813977>>201813989you've both broken the one rule
>>201813978But you'd never say 'King Wojtech of Poles' like how you posted 'William of English'
>>201813978See>>201813928>>201813578
>>201814017
>>201814017Is the lad fit?
just inhaled a whole maltesers barbarely even tasted it, just gulped it down in fistfuls
>>201814060Good aren't they
smoking a poo
>>201814060eat that shi like kirby
>>201813991Chin up pal maybe she'll be back in tomorrow
>>201813724no mice
find it sad that twitch subs think they're friends with the streamer they pay to engage with
>>201814074yh it's probably my favourite mid size chocolate bar but it's quite hard to find for some reason, most supermarkets don't even have it
I don't think /brit/ is ready for the sacked tranny has a bf gimmick
got called a wasteman at work earlier
>>201814123whyy
>>201814035he would break the rules habitually. he's a habitual rule breaker.
think i might have 'betes but not sure
need a femdom gf
>>201814123Are you a bin man?
Have diarrhea a lotThink I have some food intolerance or other health problem going on
sucking a poo in and out of my arsehole to tenderise it
>>201814147'betes nuts
>>201813774>>201813826disingenuous it would be like lowering a poster of corbyn laying a wreath on the hamas graves with similarly inflamatory textit is very distracting and takes over the conversationofc she should have had more balls and resumed her talk after its taken down but doesn't mean her point is fundamentally wrong
Hang the DJHang the DJHang the DJ
postberg is late and I'm gagging for my vape delivery to suck on
>laptop has hardware failure after many years>want to buy a nice top spec new one>laptop market has hardly anything out at the moment might have to leave my bedroom and read a book until something new comes out innit
>>201814208you are a foul beast
might swing by the laptop market later
S__ W___ B_____G__ T__ N______ H_____
always just get whatever laptop is on sale around £400 when I need a new one. enough to play my autistic map games and post on /brit/
>>201814130prisoner didn't take kindly to me refusing to let him go to the gym
>>201814210went from a w520 to a t14s, not a fan
>>201814242there's fuck all mate like 2 Asus laptops that's it
>>201814210You should use the oxford comma since you don't need to leave your bedroom to read a book.
>>201814017do you feel shame when you have to wash your cock?
if its for personal use just get a macbook like every normal adult
>>201814313ewe
>>201814299Do you think it’s funny trying to trigger mentally ill people and make them feel like shit?
anyone here last night recall a drunk lad talking about what he was making for scran?lookingat the state of my airfryer and i have no clue what i madethink i threw the rubbish off my balcony too so i can't piece it together that way either
for me it's having an ancient Dell laptop that barely functions and is exclusively used for wanking purposes
>>201814360lmao we made you cook your own cum
>>201814313but you can't play red dead redemption 2 on macbook
>>201814360you actually cooked and ate your hamster, I couldn't believe it
>>201814383the "fapintosh", as it were
>>201814360I've drank to the point my kidney is failing and I've never got so drunk as to not remember last night
got my own porn server me
>>201814418only the one kidney is it
>>201814360check to see if your left bollock is still attached to you.....
>>201814313why though? there's nothing I would do on that which I can't do on the honor magicbook I have which cost half what a macbook would
>>201814418utterly bizarrei've regularly drunk where i'm missing hours and hours waking up in areas i've never seen beforeno idea how i got home etcnever had any kinda internal failings or poisonings thoughsounds like you're a mega lightweight who had the body failing before they literally got drunk lmao
no luck failing them kidneys then
12 YEARS OF ITSHITPOSTINGIN /BRIT/
>>201814458gooner extraordinaire
>>201814210>laptops no longer come with dvd drives
>>201814474kek
>>201814466you can't pose like a faggot with one of those
Is life as a man just dating a woman and then a few years into any relationship the sex stops, excuses start, and resentment builds until you find a new woman?
gymtoil in 30 mins
>>201814524>needing a DVD drive in the year of our lord two thousand and twenty four
>>201814562Odd time to do it
>>201813905For me it’s my coffee with choccy milk time
>>201814524I’ve got an external one I plug inThey’re pretty cheap
>>201814591what are you the gym police
Any sex-havers in? What's it like having sex?
>>201814460I guess, haven't been to the doctor yet>>201814471~750ml throughout the day wasn't uncommon for me, I don't down it all at once
>>201814562Caring about what your body looks like is a bit… gay, don’t you think?
>>201814598you pour chocolate milk into coffee? what the fuck is wrong with you
>>201814623Haen't had sexo since July. It not right
>>201814629>~750ml throughout the day wasn't uncommon for me, I don't down it all at oncehowling that's my point exactlytry 75cl in a few hoursthen see how much you rememberbut you would probably die if you do that on the basis of what you said (so dont do that)
>>201814642like a mocha init
might buy a horse
>>201814562good lad. 1 hour 53 minutes until gymtoil for me
>>201814623Corruption
>>201814642Don’t knock it til you try it
>>201814649sounds unenjoyable
daberg bought a laptop yesterday and is already locked out of his new outlook accounthe is seething lmfao
>>201814623decent
>>201814620actually. yes I am
>>201814696well yeah obviously someone with a healthy relationship with alcohol isn't blacking out nor are they having kidney failure
>>201814640lift heavy thing make bad thoughts go away for a bit
not racist just dont fancy em
>>20181464317 years for me. I’m 36
Treating myself to three pieces of gum as opposed to the usualy two
>>201814202>it would be like lowering a poster of corbyn laying a wreath on the hamas graves with similarly inflamatory textLmao, bro it's a prank
>>201814736mate only has one at a time, madman
>>201814640Why's that
>>201814736don't choke
>>201814717Wish it did for me then my body would look better
>>201813004I see you've met rorke
had to phone up the IT department for an issue with the toil PC and when he tried to log into my machine remotely he told me to type in "mike00001" on the login screen so he could gain access but I didn't realise he meant Mike as in phonetically (M00001) and i came off looking like a right muppet
>>201814640lifting weights makes you strong which will be useful in the upcoming race war
>>201814793lmfao
not sexist just dont fancy them
>>201814793nah if he didn't say "m for mike", that's on him
>>201814742>prank trussbased>pank corbyncringegrim hypocrite
>>201814765Just seems very feminine is all, hence you get muscly gym bros going nuts over your body afterwards
making sex webms
>>201814793His fault really, no one uses phonetic alphabet for a single letter
>>201814800Race war this, race war that, can’t you just chill out instead chud?
>>201814793I've got family who are police and they never pass up the opportunity to show off they know the NATO alphabet, wankers
>>201814832How's it feminine>is allAre you American?
>>201814793I'd have done that tbf. I tend to take things quite literal
>>201814826I wouldn't be against pranking corbyn mate, but the two things you described are not comparable. Are you Jewish?
>>201814793I'd have have simply pointed out to him that we're not in the military.
>>201814874Do you get mani pedis as well, fella? I mean if caring what you look like isn’t gay
>>201814623I've had three gfs and therefore had sex plenty of times and not once have I ever initiated it or felt into it. always wonder what the experience is like for other men because the whole time I'm doing it I'm just worrying about it and narrating the experience in my head. every time I've had sex I cum in less than a minute as well, unless I was drunk in which case I didn't and would just pound away until I gave up. simply not a sexual person me. yes I'm autistic
>>201814915Sorry I believe in good grooming
>>201814793Was trying to show off once with phonetic and the letters were RJ and I said "Jomeo" :)
>>201814963Oh my DAYS he does
looks like we've got a november oscar november charlie echo in the thread
ordered a bottle of mead
>>201815015it's september
>>201815079Classy. Very classy.
>>201814885how are they not comparable?> Are you Jewish?lmao state of this question, no, are you?
>>201815108One is far more light-hearted than the other.>no, are you?No.
>>201815079never had mead me
Clocks go forward this weekend
>>201815184they go forward every weekend
>>201815184tend to go forward every weekend ive noticed
>>201815177What else haven't you had?
>>201815184While this country goes back to 1944!!!
>>201815210done him
>>201815147both are undermining the speaker by referencing real events that were hyper publicised
>>201815223gay sex ;)
>>201815213screaming
Don’t you love tits lads corrrrr i could just suck on some tits right now
Will insurance cover it?
>>201815213That is quite funny to be fair
>>201815292>>201815294yh
>>201815292want to fall asleep on some personally
>>201815294the police ended up shutting this down when if got big on youtubeabsolutely party poopers
>>201815292yeeeah lad i fucking love big tits on skinny girls that i can grope and kiss
>>201815292boobies :)
odds melon, ciggie, bacon/cheese saladevens bacon/cheese salad, ciggie, melon
>>201815213obviously staged
>>201815316>>201815332>>201815350>>201815394That easy to get (you)s huh
the rorkefulove watching her destroy the wokeness
>>201815462it was a good post
>>201815493fat racist
>>201815493zionist american
havent pissed yet
IT WAS A GOOD LAYGOOD LAY
powerful
>>201815554based rorke
>>201815554poor girlworld is pretty hateful
>>201815530based nationalist that unfortunately got swayed by kikes
The Smiths? Love em'Good times? VibinBeers? THRIVINAustralian and love beers / pints simple FUCKING as
>>201815554faggot gave himself a nosebleed for attention on clit tock
>>201815554wonder if straight away means catfished and then told in person
>>201815643Aussies don’t drink pints they drink schooners and use metric
>>201815596>girl
>>201815671happy nour = pints = beer = o'm drunk
>>201815554Maybe the lad was gay
>>201815717>>201815717>>201815717
got another bollock-splitting headache
I LOVE BEER LADSGOOD ON yas
>>201815473She get her baps out?
