You can put the cock in the man, but you can't put the man in the cock.
how can i meet a gf
>>201815717sexxo
just get done cleaning the bog and then immediately plaster fresh new skids all over honestly why do i even bother
just finished reading LA confidential,jesus what a stupid ending
I deserve an English rose gf to drink tea out of a thermos with while walking around a rocky chilly beach
>>201815766have you tried talking to girls?
>>201815766I’d hope you already know her if you call her your gf
>>201815790why you reading a film mate, you deaf?
couple self-evident truths for rthe lads:beer is very goodthe lads mean well/brit/ is /brit/ and for the most part means wellBUTmost importantly:TEAH THE BOYS!
>>201815792If you deserved it, you’d already have it
So you lads going to go see the Minecraft Movie staring funny man Jack Black?
The Smiths? Love The sTmiths simple as!
>>201815795...yh
not a fan of these resizing webums
>>201815841That’s not true because I deserve it yet don’t have it
>>201815838wtf is teah the boysyou mean tear the boys?like tear their arseholes?weird freak
>>201815852just watched the teaser, looks shit>>201815902that's me out of ideas
Hubert Cumberdale, you smell like soot and poo
sometimes i wish i had a wife and children, a house, and a jobbut then i couldnt post with you lads
>>201815832pardon?
>>201815948Women are shrill harpiesAll of the boomer memes about hating your wife is true
>>201815948reckon you could
>>201815948*chucks you a bucket of fish heads * back to your attic mongo
>>201815932YEAH THE BOYS YEAH THE SMITHS
>>201815795where do you find these girls to talk to
>>201815948got 3.5/4 of these and I'm still here
>>201816054How do you have half a child?
>>201816054How do you have half a wife?
get the doctors paid, the pensioners frozen and the migrants flipping housed
>>201816090due May next year
just watched on the beach (2000) it was ok, thanks for reading my review, don't forget to like and subscribe
>>201816000*gobbles them and scrambles up the attic ladder*
>>201816100
we should build statues for every brave NHS worker that fought valiantly against covid
>>201815948You could lad
>>201816114you interested in selling it?
>>201816114congratulations, dubs and you name him after me
genuinely having a wank lol
>>201816119Daffy is literally me
>>201816167don't even know what it is yet>>201816173an aussie previously got dubs and called it arsewog, sorry
>>201815717What a pretty boyI love birds
>>201816177*sticks tongue out expectantly *
>>201816100>>201816132>Most attractive: Reading>Least attractive: Comic booksDoesn't make sense. As soon as you're reading something with images it suddenly goes from the sexiest thing in the world to the least?
Ah yes, it would seem you've made a post... but simply I DO NOT care and also NOBODY ASKED
>>201816114Name him Brad after the big man.
>>201816192you seem confused
>>201816163no i couldnt id have to be a responsible and serious person. /brit/ is not a place for serious people.
>>201815948>but then i couldnt post with you ladsI hope you get all of those things.
>>201816184different film mate>>201816132>arguing onlineI could do it all day and they would never know
Normies are all hopped on antidepressants and adderall and shit
>>201816241Argonian freak
>>201816228get her on the Smegmalutide
*honks my clown nose*
brits is it true that you all hate germany but love bavaria
>>201816228womfy
>>201816228just lose weight then
>>201816257>different film mateHuh?
>>201816228timmy's last hope
>>201816268>honks the planet (clown world)
>>201815782>cleaningI never physically clean the bog, just squirt bleach around the bowl after each shit then flush. Sometimes there are skids for a couple days but they always melt off eventually.
>>201816275HELLO??????????????????
>>201816275I like bavarian donuts
>>201816275most brits couldn't even tell you where that is, probably think it's a beer
>>201816275i love germany but hate you specifically
Starmer looked drunk at PMQ (still not wearing his wedding ring)
>>201816199yeah and how can arguing online be so low if you need to read posts
>>201816316>>201816319i'll take that as a yes>>201816323i will take this as a yes too
>>201816275German people are good. Mixed feelings on Germany. Don't know what a Bavaria is.
>>201816275no im indifferent to both
For me it's the common underclass pairing of a hideously ugly lad who looks borderline anorexic with an hyperobese slag who looks like she can't go to restaurants anymore because keeps breaking chairs and getting embarrassed about it
>>201816150this!!!!!
>>201816284on the beach (2000) (rated ok in my latest review)the beach (2000) (rated good in review #174)
>>201816347>>201816353see>>201816337
evolution... y'know the idea of a fish edging itself out of the way and growing legs over time... was is just the one instance of the fish growing legs, or did multiple fishes all around the world develop legs either at roughly the same time or independantly of each other?
>>201816358what a manlet HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>201816358kino
the idea of a fish edging itself
>>201816275I stayed in Frankfurt on a school exchange and it was a thoroughly unpleasant experience that has tarnished my opinion of West Germans.I still like Bavarians, Austrians, and East Germans however.
>>201816228inspiring xx
>>201816378Is it true that Germans hate the UK but love Hertfordshire?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Giraffehum3.oga
i still havn't decided on which holiday to book for next week
please buy bitcoin
Do you reckon anyone's ever had sex with a giraffe?
>>201816419Germans would die for all of Britain but Hertfordshire is the only place that Germans would die for and then immediately afterwards get resurrected so they can die for Hertfordshire again
>>201816453that'd be a tall order
>>201816453besides other giraffes?
>>201816385It's a whole species of fish that did it at once mate, modern version still exists you should look up videos of mudskippersWeird fishy freaks that use their fins as legs and walk around on land from time to time
>>201816449not yet
>>201816421I make this noise when doing hangovertoil
>>201816433>i still havn't decided on which holiday to book for next weeksee you in benidorm!
>>201816468hehe
LADSi'm i troublethe missus found out I was on the beers with the ladscan't do anything about it now so may I suggest a song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWw_Q2-7gRU&pp=as i was typing I togt in troublr again
>>201816470Yeah. Human cock in giraffe fanny or bumhole
>>201816453yes, in roman times a rare punishment was to have women raped to death by a giraffethere was one particularly famous case but I can't recall the name anymore
>>201816449Any crypto of any value is monero because at least I can get drugs with itFuck is Timmy gonna do with 0.003716162 of a bitcoin?
anyone violently sneezing like a bastard in the last 3 weeks?think I got longest covid
>>201816503Janene Giraffeinhole
>>201816479Don't think you understand how evolution works
spending 6+hours a day on /brit/ every day between the ages 17-25 and its consequences
just saw a tranny in wetherspoons
>>201816453must be a few filthy vets
>>201816496Why do women fear the beers with the ladsIs it because Truth is part of these engagements and women are antithetical to the Truth?
i said a BEAU..TIFUL PEOPLE
>>201816539>just saw a tranny in wetherspoonsglad to hear your dad has finally found a job
>>201816530Yeah? Tell that to the mudskippers, nerdish freak
>>201816539wetheythemspoons
>>201816563ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>201815948got a house and a job and I still post herethink it'll be the wife that puts an end to it
>>201816563done him
>>201816485im thinking Greece, Turkey, or maybe a Spanish Island. Benidorm is on the mainland
>>201816589you can never go wrong with greece, little britbro
>>201816188>an aussie previously got dubs and called it arsewog, sorrylol
>>201816563lovd bfritainQ!
>>201816589get in deano my son
I like this kraut. Can we keep him?
>>201816100maybe 10 years ago
>>201816629
>>201816563you're a cunthair away from being bullied for being bavarian
>>201816629>>201816650fuck offJFs are NOT welcome
>>201816629german frogposters are always good lads
>>201816650u! yho!%T@HAtngcf
>>201816632can't say that mate
>>201816275I have dusseldorf it was boring and everyone is rudeso wherever that is
>>201816653>you're a cunthair away from being bullied for being bavarianif that hair isanywhere from your mom's crotch, i'm at least a forest away
>>201816668what matteeeeeers is thyey hsd s good time
Favourite Vtuber?
>>201816712kill yourself
>>201816563lol
Bavarians are Catholics how can you like them as EnglishmenEngland is a Protestant nation
>>201816712bit gay mate
>>201816712
>>201816696trying too hard
>>201816629it's spaino
Utube, Vtube, what's next? Wtube? Haha
I wish I was German
>>201816742I'm a welsh catholic
>>201816712same as the germ>>201816696
>>201816756>trying too hardthat is SO me
it's all spaino all of them are spaino
>>201816742that's not a thing despite you lot and the irish insisting it is for some reasonno-one in this century gives a toss
goodnight lads
>>201816774Catholicism doesn't exist in the UK anymore except for polish immigrants
>>201816792nighty night bruce dont let the spiders bite
>>201816792goodnight mate
>>201816608Kavos in Corfu? The town looks a bit run down but I dont mind that. My main concern is that its 70 minutes from the airport by taxi and i dont think the package covers an airport coach
>>201816810>>201816815cheers lads
>>201816816why don't you just rent a car and explore the island and visit other islands by ferry
It shows how thick this world really is if reading a book is considered a hobbyThat's just something normal that everyone should be doing
Went to Zakynthos/Zante and Kephalonia at the peak of the Greek financial crisis and in the towns there was both Communist and Nazi graffiti everywhere Every couple of streets you'd see graffiti either a swastika, golden dawn symbol, hammer and sickle, or red starWonder what the situation is like now
>>201816831Im not made of bloody money. I want a few days in the sun, reading a good book, chain smoking ciggies, eating gyros, and going to the beach.
>>201816857most people shouldn't be literate
70 minutes taxi ride in Greece? Depends on who you get as a driver, some could do that trip in 40 minutes kek
Coughing, choking my lungs out.
>>201816857what's the last book you've read?
>>201816884a) please don't smoke b) can't go wrong with corfu and a 70 minute drive is nothing, bet the hotel offers shuttle buses too
formentera
i have a gfama
>>201816228mental thing is she's like 19
Shitting on the toilet
Knut Hamsun - Hunger is a good book. It's how I imagine a lot of you.
>>201816742Anglicanism is Catholicism without the Papacy.
>>201816909a) i love smoking b) the package doesnt specify if they offer a shuttle bus and i dont want to book then get there and end up having to pay a fortune for taxis to and from the airport
>>201816922does she smell nice?
>>201816888Greek taxi isn't like a western European Uber it's just some local 60 year old bloke drenched in sweat in his two door 1990s hatchback who is chatting on his phone in greek while going 50kph on dusty dirt roads and doesn't wear a seatbelt
>>201816956It’s homosexual atheists larping as catholic priests
>>201816899moby dick (not a penis joke)
Count Dankula turned out to be a genuinely good youtuber. Mental how entertaining his mad lad videos are.
>>201816999the BOYS
>>201817016Fuck off you Scottish freak nobody cares about your channel
>>201816972yeah, her hair + this moisturiser she wears.
>>201816999those are some big fucking turtles
Beatles albums are interesting because I find most of it boring and then there will be like 2 or 3 really good songs on them.
>>201817067
>>201816884who u going with?
>>201816899
>>201817108on my own
>>201817117isnt it a bit boring just sat on a beach alonegoing swimming aloneeating/drinking alone?
who wants my 4 incher
how do i clean my washing machineall my clothes come out smelling musty
>>201817016piss off nazi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9owa3BiXhQ
>>201817116how the fuck is that comment hat worthy you fucking spastic?
>>201817074those are tortoises
>>201817154well they weren't lying about the giant part
Calvin Robinson for PM
>>201817145run a hot wash empty with a lot of soap
>>201817154look at em go
>>201817160I'm waiting for more people to post what they've read.
>>201817116kevin news man
>>201817154big fan of animals that are way bigger than they look like they should be
dont get to see the new gf again until saturday, miss her (and her fanny) already
>>201817145Prevention is better than the cure, try showering first, smelly.
>>201817234you must love your mum then
>>201817193Extremely insufferable nazi grifter who LARPs as a priest despite being denied entry into the CofE for being a nazi, also left Reform UK just before the election because they weren't fascist enough for him Very weird you care about such grifter fash freaks
>how the fuck is that comment hat worthy you fucking spastic?
Oh, it's gingernonce.
My hobby is screenshotting funny Chaturbate comments
Either the stock is three days green or it is two days red
grenfell fire started from one fridgefeel like every home should have a few fire extinguishers
>>201817140i think it would be fine for a few days but thats why id take a book to read.
>>201817145maybe they aren't drying quick enough
>>201817256
Met a woman recently but I just heard through the grapevines that she's a sex worker. She wasn't there on business though and we hit it off quite well but I can't believe i'm finding an interest in a literal whore
>>201817285stronger man than meeven going to the local pub/cafe/park alone i'm bored out of my skull within an hour
>>201817271The same but /brit/
>>201817257I already like him you don't have to try and convince me.
>>201817325done him
>>201817304Marry her and move to Louisiana
>griftermad how this word didnt exist before 2021
I'll have a lemonade please
>>2018173722021mong
We shall wank them on the beaches
>>201817312its different when your away from home. i dont go to local pubs or cafes alone. if im out on a walk and stop off at a local park im not hanging about longer than 5-10 minutes for a sit down and maybe a smoke.
>>201817374Let me finish up in the loo first
>>201817366I don't get the joke
>Riley Townsend, from Ashfield, who played for Kirkby Colts FC & @Terversal FC tragically took his own life aged 12, leaving his family and the wider community completely devastated.>12-year-old Riley had been diagnosed with ADHD and autism and was struggling, he was described as "polite and kind" but had "had enough" and took his own life on Sunday, September 1.
Remember getting into an argument with my sister when we were teenagers over the strength of men and women and she challenged me to a wrestle and it was very amusing how easily I overpowered her.She eventually got very queer and threw a genuine hard punch at me, twisted her wrist until she squealed and said I'd let go if she admitted I'd proven her wrong.
NAKED GRANDMA!
>>201817145Run a cycle with white vinegar
>>201817325he's a weird fash grifter nonce, you're the cocksucker of weird fash grifter nonces have fun together loser LOL
>>201817372>he's never seen the grifter
>>201817397disagree when i have alone time on holiday (never had a full holiday alone) i constantly have to be doing something like museum walking around to not be bored
imagine wanking so hard your penis inverts and gets lost forever
>>201817412how does a 12 year old decide they have had enough. mental. i wouldnt have even known how to kms at that age.
>>201817416>cocksuckerVery sex negative language, I sincerely hope you're not implying this is a bad thing to be. If so, you really need to examine your sexism/homophobia. Be better.
>>201817282>cookerLmao. Why do they have the freezer by an oven. How did the fire actually start? Any pics of inside those rooms / building?
>>201817438Happened to my mate Gav
>>201817412>"polite and kind" but had "had enough"ktim
I need a life of luxury, a life of purpose, or a life of struggle.Existence for the sake of existence is a cruel and unusual punishment.
Sexy lonely grandmas are in YOUR area!
>>201817193alan?
>>201817462utterly bizarre post
Reminiscing about when dadberg forced me to go to soccer training because he thought I might turn into a pathetic little geek otherwiseDid not work of course
>>201817454>How did the fire actually start?one of the tenants was lighting his farts on fire
>>201817409The French sent a bunch of whores to Quebec to marry them Frenchmen there I think he’s thinking of that
>>201817412
>>201817452humbled that chud
>>201817483in what way
>>201817483How so?
>>201817496Had a mean English soccer coach who would scream at me even though I was only like 7/8One day he lost his shit because I got bored and sat down in front of the goal
>>201817412This is going to sound a little reddit, but it's mental how some conceptions of Christianity claim he is now burning in hell for eternity.
>>201817501Only knew about lousiana
simply not voting for someone who takes selfies wearing a bowler hat and smoking a pipe
>>201817540>I got bored and sat down in front of the goal
simply not voting
>>201817540Mine was like that tooPrick thought he was coaching for the premier league
>>201817508stop replying to yourself pretending to be somebody elseit's obviously because you reply to yourself exactly after your posting cool down timer resets
>>201817542This post makes me realise that someone needs to make a John Calvin gigachad.
>>201817575wait till you see the opening to his show with lawrence foxit's so utterly ridiculous that it almost goes through uncool back to cool
>>201817601mental illness award
>>201817542what makes you say that?
>>201817628sent him flying
>>201817601>exactly after your posting cool down timer resetsthe cool down timer is 1 minutesthe time between those posts is 1 minutes and 22 minutes#rektbyfactsandlogic
>wait till you seeas if that will happen to everyone, let alone anyone lol
>>201817598All in all I dunno what my parents were drinking because my dad finds sports boring and doesn’t have any respect for them. I think it was my mom’s attempt to put me into normie stuff, they gave up on that stuff pretty quick but then when I hit my teenage years and found stuff I actually wanted to do they discouraged me or wouldn’t pay for it
>>201817161good little ESL
>>201817436I have considered that and looked at Rhodes and Corfu old town so id have things to do while walking about. But I dont think its worth the extra cost on a holiday that only lasts a few days. Really by the time I get to the hotel it will almost certainly be late and im not good at travelling and will probably just want to shower, sit on the balcony and have a drink and a smoke, then go to bed. I can easily spend a day getting my bearings wandering around a little tourist town. Then 2 days just relaxing before it's the last day and then it'll be time to come home.
>>201817662>the cool down timer is 1 minutesNot for us pass chads.
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/filename/IMG_4292.jpg/Mental illness
the drugs aren't working lads hahahaha I'm going mental
>>201817704this is how they tell the rest of the hive they found some nectar
>>201817628samefag>>201817662retard, it changes
>>201817741
>>201817704Though it was a 3d render
>>201817755>retard, it changesIt simply does not, be quiet.
Why did games around 2000 have such good ambient and DnB music?
>>201817704i love super smooth, silky, jet-black hair like thismad jealous. how do i get it like that?
>>201817776first day on 4chan?
>>201817781be an asian girl
love kneading chubby girls tummies
plz gib moneh
>>201817781stop being bald
>>201817793any tips on how to achieve this?
NAHKED GRANDMA!!
>>201817780lack of DEI
feeling extremely blackpilled and demoralised after my third wank of the day this time to some disgusting fat bitch on tiktokespecially when i did it knowing it would make me late for a teams meeting
>>201817776don't reply to mentally ill people
>>201817792Been posting here for 14 years, the timer has always been 1 minute.
>>201817781genetics initlook at the other asians in the back, they've all got that type of hair
>>201817817recently started wanking to only the pengest tings, feel much better for it
>>201817844ive been posting here for 15 and its completely random
>>201817808>DEI yankified freak, MAGA has rotted and seized control of your brain
My new gimmic: NAKED GRANDMA!
>>201817800based desu
>>201817868dilate
>>201817780Passionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbn_dH9nz6o
>>201817808>DEIfoy
thought they increased the time when they added captcha
>>201817844Not it's not. Sometimes a minute, sometimes 15 seconds, sometimes somewhere between. You're a mong.
>>201817817Consider semen retention.
s
>>201817879You are the cuck slave of a yank political cult despite not even being a yank. you're done. there's nothing inside your skull.
let me in rorke
>>201817945>>201817897cope, seethe, dilate
Wish I'd have killed myself at 12 when it would have been tragic.Now it would just be pathetic, the paras seeing my obese body and my balding head and my rotten teeth.
>>201817955redddit
ktim
>You are the cuck slave of a yank political cult despite not even being a yank.you're done. there's nothing inside your skull.
>>201817704>>201817757
>>201817973based desu ara ara
>>201817949Get him housedGet him wanked
>>201817964used to think like this, also about my parents dying whilst i would still get loads of sympathythen mum died and i realised oh lol sympathy isa totally meaningless this is dreadful and i was a stupid narcissistic kid x
>>201817964good post, don't want to leave an ugly corpse, might just become a walking one
>then mum died
/brit/ supports Israel
>>201818026where did israel come fromyou've outed yourself muhammed
queen
>>201818051this this so much this
>>201818051i support ross county personally x
thought about making the new threaddecided against it kek
>>201818057what genocideis she going to protest the boogeyman next
>>201818080>>201818080
>>201818057Fetal alkie going on some
>>201817981this post was made by an unironic russian botit spams wojaks at you when you reply to it and tries to greentext your postbut it can't greentext properly if you do more than one line of text
>>201818092yes everything is a bot conspiracy
>>201818053Every white person in Britain is sick of being slaves to Israel.You just outed yours as a Zionist Jew, not only a Zionist Jew but a one who is obsessed with yank politics and is part of the the MAGA cult despite living in the UK.
>>201818157total terrorist deathcry more moo ham head
