Back to school edition Prev. >>201802764
>>201813417You're NOT escaping this by making a new thread Amerikuwuns.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5hpuifMj7UHOW is this possible? Why are you not saving the native American girls??
>>201813609Would love to have kids with a Injun woman, but also want 100% Injun kids , but not in a cuck way. Scientists - work on it!
>>201813730Good, now go on and get yourself a loving Injun wife and treat her well.
>>201813417SMACK ME IN MY MOUTH TWO HUNDRED TIMES EVERY OTHER DAYayayAYYayAy
Joining Islam so I can start an all-male Islamic monastery so we can all lift and have sex with each other. Only Arabs and Arab-lovers allowed. >there is no monasticism in IslamThere is now.
>>201813417>/cum/ Canada USA Mexicodude always fucks up the subjectis it so hard to add a hyphen?bet you are the same schizo who hates me as wellkill yourself honestly
>>201813959The hyphen is redundant, the name of the general is already separated by punctuation from its acronym.I don’t know who you are.
yeah its the steak cutting trustfund baby from British Columbia that made the OP and forgot the hyphen.end your dogshit life.even 77 year old ladies with broken hips have more guts than your retarded ass.
>>201814113I’ve literally never been to British Columbia, retard.
everyone listen up i have something important to say
I dip my dick in the salsa dip
on a taco Tuesday
>>201814404I put my hand on your hip I dip you dip we dip
can i please have your attention
hello
this is for you
making coffee
no fish
>be project manager>there's an open position for a role with important responsibilities>peoples manager is asking me for feedback on people's performance so he can decide who to promote>I genuinely cannot answer because all of the candidates are extremely low IQ and have no experience, nor the potential to learn>if they put a retard on the position my job gets much more difficult>if I give negative feedback I'm basically cucking people out of free money and career development and I'll feel badI'm so lost right now. Can't believe I fell for this aids corporate cancer meme. I should have learned a trade so I can work for myself and rely on myself. Like how I am supposed to say that someone is a literal ape and should be working at McDonalds instead? STD ridden HR bitches just keep hiring retards. If you think about it deeper, all of these corporate jobs are also soulless and don't contribute anything to society. What the fuck am I even working for? I'm not contributing to the greater good of humanity. None of this has any value whatsoever. It's a made up job to generate made up currency for some jew. I'm not building a house. I'm not raising crops to feed people. I'm not fighting to defend Western values and Christianity. This is so fucking gay.
>>201815551i look like this
Should I visit Chicago during the summer months or the winter months? What about Boston?
>>201815974You shouldn't visit any of these dirtholes.
>>201815974this month is a good time for chicago
Psychotic Letter Boxed today
I am about to drink a big coffee
>>201816196I was playing on going on a trip in December, but I can't decide where.
>>201816625Virgin Islands
>>201816681done him
I am assuming so hard right now
>>201816825hard for me?
>>201816843I see you assuming too
>>201816870sesssoooo
its crazy this week how people have started telling me "no" (i dont know if it will continue). the benefits paid me £0 this fortnight and when i told them i have no money or food (or energy drinks) for if i could get SOME money he said just "no" and told me to get a job. then i went to the shops and picked up 2 energy drinks for £2 and when the shopkeeper scanned them it said more than that, and i told him its 2 for £2 he just looked at me and said "no" and i kind of like it, more than i have in a while. it is a little bit dangerous and is one of those things that make you smile then gives a bit of energy
crazy to think the government giving you money could turn around and say "no"
drinking a big coffee
like my new Cadillac?
I don't like your new cadillac, actually. it seems very gauche, and designed with shallow intent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wN4u4tVEDZg
Trick question! That’s not a new Cadillac
too scary propaganda for me
thoughts on dating asian girls?
There's a dude in one of my courses who won't stop answering questions out of turn, is always wrong, and gets pouty when the lecturer doesn't suck him off and declare him the Master of the Universe.
>>201817696Could be egotism or just 'tism
Oh, but you are wrong, Marty!
>>201817734the only positive benefit is that if i've embarrassed myself by behaving a little autismo it's guaranteed that everyone will forget by the end of the class because he'll have managed to upstage me somehow
"from a UK national health authority" thats so bad there are hundreds of those in the UK and some of them are really insane
"why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free" is such a stupid saying. as if that milk would be safe to drink. who is giving someone free milk? if they were then id like to know their political orientation
>>201818120for me it's sexual orientation
>>201818219why
going outside its so fucking exhausting
Good morning
>>201818493Have a lovely day
free ynw melly, young thung, tory lanez, blueface and fetty wap!
https://youtu.be/OwvltlSAiJE
>>201818884how did he come across learning that?
>>201818824GoooooooooooooollllllIncreible!!!!!!
>>201818824is this real?
Ugh Just farted and it's absolutely rancid Smells like death
Kill yourself
good morning sisters
>>201819168:(
Are you happy today?
>>201819416No. I still have not received a job offer letter, and an old email account i need for digital services was shut down
I'm going to get a pizza at a bar wish me luck.
>>201819416Can't stop smiling
i got myself unstuck from the sand hell first try this morning bros, at walmart buying a shovel now in case it happens again because digging trenches with a rock turned out to be quite cancerous. now i have to undust myself before the interview, thankfully it's at 5pmalso regarding fippy, i wouldn't mind having a native gf so long as she was true native and could speak the language, it'd be based to have kids that can farm reparation gibs from the government
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yag4VkSfVyQ
So fucking glad I didn't pursue a career in computer science. That job market is rough!
>>201819994HAHA right??! I mean what kind of idiot retard would do that I mean n-not me
Oh MiMoTe voglio beneTu me faje muri
>>201820100Sorry bro, I hope things work out for you. It's not fair what recruiters put people through
dadberg said i should look into a radiology career instead of cyber security
>italobeaner is the faggot obsessed with the green haired tranny-adjacentit all makes sense
>>2018201421 million subs and ive never heard of this bitch
>>201820156based dadberg wants you to get bitches and interact with the public instead of being a permanent incel
>>201820156he's probably right, also many girls work in the medical field
>>201820262There are more things in heaven and earth, my son
today in the Hispanic crime wave we have two stories, this one you're not gonna be seeing on the news anymore after today...
>>201820340and here's some of that classic Latin schizo behavior we all know and love.
>>201820278>>201820297I wanted a remote job
>>201820262Check the views, cousin
>>201820340>>201820400latinos are based trad cath hard workers btw
>california>californiayawn
>>201820434Anyone can buy views
>>201820407Sorry man, the fake jobs are for women and ranjeet who will do it for 1/10th the salary. You're too late for the gravy train
>>201820517chesapeake is in virginia
>>201820518>BuyShe's been building a following since 2011You obviously aren't into the Trance scene, she plays venues around the world
>>201820563oh much better, a flyover
>>201820563When I was little I used to call it Cheesecake Bay
Did any all y'all notice this thread is called cum? LOLE
>coasties referring to places as 'flyover' when they can't afford to fly anywherelmao
You are now thinking about cheesecake.Manually.
>>201818574hello
>>201820628yeah that's the problem clown, it's not only happening in southern California any longer.
>>201820734I would kill for a cheesecake right now
Don't just be good. Be good FOR something.
>>201820407>remote jobyeah, so easy to get, because nobody wants one, right?dummy, there must be an entire generation now of disillusioned dreamers that are going to get slapped in the face with reality real soon
how much better would it be if it were: get your tickets right now from the EARTH and everybody has to take a piece of the earth for themselves to get in
i'm so good for contributing to the military industrial complex!!
>>201819459Google being retarded?
>>201820877You know what exists outside of your cynicism? The real world. Day to day life.Have all the opinions you want, but real mojo takes place on the gridiron.and we all gotta live in the world
>>201821032use more words and say less
>>201821032Taught that young man a lesson
>>201821062>being a wagie is le good!that about sums up his spiel
>>201820949nah, it was a comcast email i set up when i was a child, using my parents' comcast account.
when you get a job and start getting all the benefits from mit you do start to look down on the unemployed for how they live. its not real happiness
chattanooga, tennessee
thinking of cum
mentally preparing all my lies for the interview today
i was not built for this world
>>201821516me either brother, don't worry though this experience is only a chapter of the overall journey
>>201821516same
>>201821146No. My "spiel" is do what you gotta do to keep your dick up. You're just too ignorant to see
>>201821590>moving goalpostswhatever
>>201821590but doing anything is bad man. The enlightened thing to do is rot away in your smelly bedroom, be a burden on your family and let your genes die out
I will now take suggestions for ingredients in my hand made lunchtime mega burrito.
>>201821798Pickles and milk
i should buy a tow winch
>>201821798carne asadashrimpguacpico de gallofriessour creamspiced/white ricerefried/black beansqueso cheesewrap in a quesadilla
>>201815897Just rate everybody as idiots.
>>201821853thats what george flloyd did to that pregnant woman and her already born child before reversing out and getting away with it
three big booty latinas
>>201821798A negra.
>> 201821959stop posting your disease riddled ass, faggot
>>201821812What kinda truck you got
I'm starting to binge old kamen rider series and I'm about to buy the new castlevania collection from konami on steamIt's crazy how much I'm happier this way than consuming the latest stuff. When the world has gone to shit, enjoying stuff from 20 years ago feels so damn good.
>>201821909>carne asadaTf is that >ShrimpNo seafood, yuck>guacI detest avocados>Pico de galloAgain tf is that>friesSilly>Sour creamMos Def!>spiced/white riceYes>refried/black beansI love black beans>queso cheeseNo idea what that is but I like cheddar>wrap in a quesadillaI cannot afford such profligacy
nice mega burrito then, retard. what, beans rice and cheese? you should kill your family for raising you on chicken nuggets
I was thinking more along the lines of steak strips, shredded chicken diced tomatoes roasted turkey chunks, lettuce olives onions garlic bean sprouts kale and shit like that. Sorry I don't know your beaner lingo
i love reggie
>>201822443so you want a gyro and not a burrito. specify that next time dumb IDIOT
should I go to Chinese massage parlor (brothel) right now
>>201822703evens yes odds also yesdigits no
Niggas out here arguing about the semantics of burritos vs gyros
>>201822748me? Im cumming in your bummy
no theyre not
I try to emulate the style of Caffeine Nicotine
>>201822725I feel bad about leaving my dog alone and I'm afraid that either cops will raid the place or I'll somehow be seen on camera and added to a list
>>201822703Yeap.
>>201822767Kill yourself
>>201822796Wow you drew that anon? It's so good
Kafuin Nicotien is based
>>201822804you were already told yes, now go and get jerked off by a 40 year old immigrant. fear is an illusion
>>201822849I didn't draw it, I was just referring to the character. Although I probably ly could draw it
is this true, mexicans
>>201822896I want sucky sucky and maybe fucky fucky but it's a crapshoot if she's attractive or not
>>201822989The right is truer to reality. When's the last time you saw a redheaded Mexican girl
>>201822994you'll probably have a better chance of that with a girl on the strip club day shift
I hate when I tell people what state I’m from and they start making fun of it right in front of meI just told you I was from there
>>201823115:(
>>201823115Alabama?
>>201823085No the chinky ladies here will do it
>>201823115from where you is?>>201823161then go get laid and stop telling me about it
ROLL TIDE
We need to save America bros
>>201823265Personally I'm rooting for your downfall, sorry nothing personal tho
I want to make something for breakfast, but don't really want to considering it's almost lunchtime. It's my fault for getting out of bed so late.
>>201821812Yes
>>201823011I've also never seen a yellow skinned mother with bright blue hair that sticks straight up 3' high, captain autism
Thanks to genetic science, we now know that:- 10-20% of the ancestors of Eurasian people are neanderthal- West African populations have up to 19% "Ghost DNA", belonging to an extinct species their ancestors interbred with- Southeast Asians have DNA of the extinct Denisovan species, as much as 3-5% in the aboriginal people of Papua New Guinea, Australia, the Philippines- These aboriginals also have DNA belonging to a now extinct, but not yet discovered hominid species
>>201822989Yes. Si.
>>201823346It's okay, Arschdeep We would t expect anything different
>>201823449The fuck are you on about?
>>201823346*USA falls**Canadian border full of migrants*
>>201823631>>201823677Mind him, there's too much anti US stuff put out here. Americans are much friendlier.
>>201823490"Ghost DNA" sounds so badass
Playing mermaids with myself
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY EARBUDS
>>201823993she doesn''t look like a mermaid
if bees could stop being obsessed with me thatd be cool
update: found the earbuds on the coffee table. don't remember putting them there.
I need to get strong. I need to get wealthy. I need to become well-loved and respected. My country needs me!
holy SHIT there are so many fucking vans and buses in this town
>>201824223Stop smoking weed
sorry manlets!
>>201824051Leave them be and they won't bother you
>>201823900do the people who make this slop even watch the movies they're making slop about?
CAN'T DO IT NOT EVEN IF SOBERCAN'T GET THAT ENGINE TURNED OVER
Want to masturbate but dogberg is right beside me
>>201824232
taller people are bigger targets, day of the lank soon
>>201824359that was like one time vs the gazillion other times it didn't happen
maybe I should join the local police department
>>201824463standingin the tall grassthinking nothing
>>201824508you know...we need oxygen to breathe...
school shooting in Atlanta
>>201824507do a different government job like forestry or something based. same pay, likely better actually, better hours and you aren't a target for schizos and kangs
red.dit moment of the day
>>201823490Neanderthal admixture is nowhere near that high even where it is highestWhat the fuck is ghost dna
>>201824585reddit hasn't had awards in over a year
>>201824500there's only two non-space battles in the entire OT...
>>201824699why do you know so much about le reddit...concerning
>>201824585i bet she doesnt even care about reddit
>>201824466Throw a treat into a different room and then close your door, you can wank in peace without the guilt of being rude to your dog for kicking it out.
>>201824649>doesn't know what ghost DNA is >pretends to know the correct Neanderthal Admixture
>>201824724because I go there, just like you do>>201824746I bet she's not real and he just did it for the free karma/awards
>>201824476
i love whygena
America CRIES OUT to be great again
i fucking love black women, i will gladly ruin my life for one
>>201824999well they will ruin your life
for mem its Canadian women
Not to be political but the NDP have quit their agreement with the Liberals. Here we fucking go
>>201825176i can get behind that notion
shut up
>>201825176same, I'll be moving close to the border soon and hope for a canadian gf
>>201825254NDP have turned into the professional haters party, they do nothing but bitch about anything the libs do
>>201824846Be the great you want to see
imagine liking indian women yuk
>>201823115>dis nigga ohiomaxxinglmao
>>201823115zero ( 0 ) ohio rizz
Ok firstly, I've been on 4chanfor 16 years and I don't think I've EVER even gone to /trv/. Second, that post seemed pretty on-topic. Why the ban?Third,>This ban will not expireMadonna santa, the janny on /trv/ must be a real figlio 'e ntrocchia, huh?
>>201825370ummmm sexo with jeetas
>>201825539i used to visit wmif threads on gif, but i recently went to a social event with a lot of indians. YUCKthe illusion has been broken for me
how do i approach a hippie girl if im not dressed in whatever sellout brand they like or billowy hippy pants
>>201825631talk to them like you're approaching someone's cute dog (imagine you like being around dogs, if you don't)
>>201825631pheromones piss your pants or just dont shake your dick for like 3 days before talking. the pheromones will attract her
>>201825599shut the fuck up diGiorno
>>201825631Just bee yourself
>>201825599>09/05/21you havent been on /trv/ for 3 years either nigga
>>201825539>>201825622imagine the smell
>>201825753I e never been to /trv/I just got this message when I tried to post from my phone.
Look at my huge cock
>>201825869what's his name?
Don't even know what /trv/ is lmao
>>201825897Horatio Sulpicius
>>201825897Idk what should I call him? He looks like a Robert
>>201825869too bad you're a virgin xd
>>201825869not that big
>special flag for the VIRGIN islandsSend ultimatum to Charlotte: Statehood now, or have your territorial flag changed to the word "INCEL" written in red on a white banner.
>>201825869Fucking yuppie
>back pain going from ass to knee it's the beginning of the end
>>201825869>cruise on mom and dad's dimemust be nice, enjoy the vaycay
TOTAL YUPPIE DEATH
Fear eats the soul
>>201826238I have a job doe
Would call it the U.S. Sex-Having, Cunt-Eating, Nipple-Thumbing, Clit-Slicking, Dick-Sucking, Asshole-Licking Islands if I had my way about it desu
im a bitch ass nigger
>>201826410It should be called Jimmy Buffett Islands for all the gay memorabilia he has here
My muscles tense up when I play pianoI need to relax
stopped reading at nigger
>>201826124underrated post
Yes, your cat may be cute or even cuddly. But never forget he'd play sadistic games with you and torture you if you were the size of a mouse.
cum
and if my cat were a cockroach, i would stomp it into the dirt
shout-out Rommel
You're missing the point. It's about size, not transmogrification Shit reading comprehension
you're missing the point. it doesn't matter what my cat would do if i were tiny, because i am not and can never be tiny. if i'm small, or if my cat were a roach are both equally impossible situations
https://files.catbox.moe/s3lgbz.mp4
Post yfw when another schools shooting
Nonrepliers are such women
300+ school shootings a year, but we only get pictures of the 6-16 white shootersi wonder what race the other shooters are...
>>201826734> i am not and can never be tinyThat's not necessarily true. There are some places in the universe where the laws of physics as we know them do not behave the way we are used to them behaving. Earth could be sucked into a wormhole and deposited in one of these regions and you could wind up smaller than your cat. Then we'll see who's laughing.
I can't believe girlsdoporn fucked hardly any latinas while they were active
do not reply to me with such a retarded notion ever again
>>201826849Cope. The only people shooting up schools are white incels
>>201826594my father died in a cum shaft
>>201826903ngl gdp were some of the best faps in my early 20s, but now i'm glad they got their asses sued
>>201827013Yeah Their content was too powerful And I'm glad that it's getting harder to find
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ApA2W8f2vg
White penis in Brown girlTra la la la laThere's a White penis in Brown girlTra la la la la laWhite penis in Brown girlTra la la la laShe looks like she is covered in cumCum cum
>>201827013why are you glad they got sued?
>>201826992When can we start killing these people?
>>201827013Casting couch shit is boring
>>201826992>>201827102Nobody checks authors of articles, but usually it's all you need to know.
>>201827066because they took advantage mostly of dumb girls who didn't know better
>>201827138Alright they did take advantage of dumb girls, but those girls were grown women whores. They did know better, they chose to disobey their conscious
>>201827138women as a rule "don't know better," but they should still be held accountable for their actions if they are to be given rights
Bought some new running shoes and a quad compression sleeve. The shoes are because my old ones are worn and the sleeve is because I fucked my knee up.
I’m on SSI
>>201827174>>201827178i guess you're right, actually
Very comforting music to post tohttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lKNkFqwDVtg
>>201827200post the shoes. if they have a thick sole, or elevated heel i'm making fun of you
>>201827228We'll get off, you're gonna break it
Real girls will never love you
>>201827316I live in a boarding house and I shit in a bucket
>>201827280Brooks hyperion from last(?) season. The heel is quite low, I prefer minimalist shoes. Tried on a few other pairs with thicker cushioning at le store and I think I made the right call.
>>201827403sexo
Good morning cummers, I'm taking my morning shit.
>>201827459Fuck you want, a butonniere
>>201827496Will you be cuming while doing it?
>being flown out to take pictures and videos, all expense paidhow could you NOT expect to get banged with a deal like that lmao. thats like the craiglist ads "looking for young female roommate to provide company, rent is covered" fuck off >hardly any Latinasprobably because they didn't want to end up like the thousands of women in Juarez
No point in much of anything
>>201827489>Brooks hyperionno wonder your knees are fucked up
>>201827572What're they protesting? Having too much sex?
>>201827508Fair enough
>>201827585I’m fighting that battle too. It’s tough.
All I know about Brooks is that it was the name of the guy who hung himself in Shawskank Redemption
Pepsi or Coke iyo (in your opinion)?
>>201827704Dr. Pepper
>>201827649
If "Vader" is Dutch for Father, what did the Darth stand for?
Hi, fellow Canadians ^w^
>>201827724You cheat.You disgusting fucking cheat.
Think I'm having a panic attack desu (although I don't know what one looks/feels like)
Ey why the fuck do jobs now require a bunch of obscure fucking certifications when none of them did 5 years ago
>gf has rape fetishIts so over
>>201827744Dark, obviously
>>201827835Real women are monsters
>>201827834>>201827834>>201827834
>>201827841No it doesn't. Does it?And that's Dutch too?
>>201827831Ghost jobs (they're not actually hiring; the job doesn't actually exist)
>>201827593>more cushioningDon’t think that’s accurate.This is the info on my exact model: https://www.boutiqueendurance.ca/en/products/brooks-hyperion-2-man?gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAABJqpwOBmnaM5rmslcaxq23t4qRK1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIu8fCsfWpiAMVXEb_AR2tEAH3EAQYAiABEgJ0n_D_BwE&stkn=37b289e2ea37&utm_campaign=Google+Shopping&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&variant=44635382579429 I read “born to run”, I know all about minimalist shoes and midfoot stride. These babies are still normal running shoes but they are definitely on the lighter side.
>>201827835>tfw the woman you love and hope to have children with wants you to choke her and call her slurs during sex
Lying down in front of a bear seems like some liberal believe science bullshit to me
