Snus and a brew edition
Drinking mate cocido
shat summer more like
>>201821295no pouches have ever been used in these pics
>>201821303it's just the one rope, actually
snus and a brewsnus and a brewwe like the girls with the snus and a brewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlhEmWh3Cyo
Nan's aunt (who died at 97 a few years ago) always used to say cuntin' heck. She didn't mind swearing but never blasphemed, and the phrase always made me laugh.
Mental how badly I mindraped him
>>201821344Full can looks more aesthetic innit
>>201821344it's an adverting campaign
imagine just kicking your girlfriend's head in. Know some people do it but it's mad to think about can't quite believe it.
wifi is still fucked can't wait until my contract is up with these virgin media cunts
>>201821397How do you advertise for something illegal?
There are three different kinds of black people in America though. There are the ghetto hood niggas, there are the weird "intellectual" leftypol blacks who wear a bow tie and read shit like Karl Marx or something, and then there are the middle class blacks who try to emulate suburban white people.
I wish I was Black and moved to the countrysideJust me existing there would be controversial and I'd constantly be worshipped or loathed
wife still isn't fucked can't wait until I sign my contract with this black bull
Seen a girl I was shagging 6 years ago has moved to London We talked occasionally over the years Would it be weird to hit her up?
>>201821409Very close to it, really hate how women areDon’t think in the long term any man can really stand them. Just goes a bit dead inside and numb
>>201821416get the ombudsman up their arse
>>201821351190!190! 190! 190!!! Omg! How are you doing, buddy? How’s your niece?? Hope you and Aisha are enjoying the lovely beaches of תֵּל אָבִיב-יָפוֹ (that’s Tel Aviv for you monolingual toads out there). Autism can be exhausting, so don’t forget to take care of your heroic drug habit! Also make sure to buy a few more VPN nodes to stay posting, wouldn’t want you to alert the mods! Haha just kidding, man. You know best! You’re always so calm, cool, and collected, you don’t need me to tell you what to do. Alright, well, since you’re here, now the thread can REALLY start, it is always so boring waiting all day for you to show up. I know, I know, I shouldn’t be so impatient, you’ve only connected to about thirty proxies to spam between to catch up with the lads, but it’s the highlight of my day so I can’t hide my excitement. Anyway glad to have the pleasure of sharing the thread with you once again, 190cm Master Race. Cheers mate x
Snus
I thought snus was like tea and zyns were like teabags
>>201821416you can legally just cancel if it's particularly bad
>>201821295>I'll have your finest tin of rape good sir
bloke over the road just had his drugs dropped off by scooter
>>201821443there's also the gay woke feminist kind
>>201821540shop him to the rozzers mate
>>201821540Get the immigrants inGet them on bikesGet them delivering drugs
Looking forward to christmas lads, love the season me
>>201821497you get charged for breaking the contract
screaming
>>201821540Push scooter or like a lambretta or something
I literally had a dream i expanded the strip mine on that Minecraft server i posted here a month ago and made a beacon and stuff with lots of resources
>>201821580gonna share this with my grandad
>>201821491Snus is like tea, you can get loose leaf tea or tea in a bag which is more popular.Zyn is a brand of nicotine pouches used by yanks and a nicotine pouch is like that weird instant tea you get that isn’t actually tea but is supposed to be a similar artificial version of tea
mental how badly i mindraped him
>>201821416Sorry mate but they're all shit.
What do you do?
loving these numbers britbroswe simply don't like guns
just been warned for 'ironic shitposting'
Tempted to get high tonight
Interesting how marriage is the only contract where the law sides with the person who broke it.
Ah yes 190 is now Jewish or maybe he'll pretend to be Palestinian
>>201821580yank
>>201821647holy mother of bayassed
got the Steve Lookner on
>>201821622how do you get snus in the UK? Thought it was illegal
>>201821647>excluding suicidesfucking hell didn't know we were hardcore
>>201821443Why are you bringing US race relations into our thread? Britain doesn't have a problem with racism. We literally ended slavery around the world.
>>201821655What’s the difference between ironic shitposting and unironic shitposting?
>>201821643Point him in the direction of my wife's thick pale cheeks and wet pink pussy.
>>201821556one of those delivery types with the bag on the back
>>201821647If I had a gun I'd go on a rampageNot allowed guns, me
>>201821647Mad how the entire 0.19 is from Liverpool
>>201821443There's also the conspiracy theorist Yakub esoteric negroism type
Reminder to be wary of women
>>201821722meant for >>201821595
>>2018217272 dogs laa
>>2018216431>>2018217089>>2018216400
would love to shag priti patel up her curryhole but reckon my wilbert wouldn’t be big enough to get past her fat arse cheeks
big fan of my land lord
Result of the first round of the Conservative Party leadership contestKemi Badenoch: 22Robert Jenrick: 28James Cleverly: 21Tom Tugendhat: 17Priti Patel: 14Mel Stride: 16Priti Patel is eliminated
the brain is not the mind, the mind uses the brain
>>201821696It is illegal to buy or sell in the uk.It is not illegal to buy it from a Swedish website and have them post it to you, but you then might have to deal with customs charges and stuff.Entire thing is stupid for absolutely no reason
>>201821697190 you are an incel from the UK
>>201821647Why is France like this?
>>201820453yeh its fucking grim desuim meant to be young forever
seeing more and more job advertisements with "english not required"
handshake meme but for kamala and kier letting nonces off
>>201821794might order some. I remember in first year of uni I was out drinking with some Swedish people and had a pouch of snus, was the best nicotine buzz I ever had.
>>201821351Why did you stop pretending to live in Spain with your imaginary wife
>>201821669That's because the law gets a cut every time you send her monthly payments
>>201821830no british culture found
early tea then boozing for me
School shooting in America l'll let you lads know if there's an impressive death toll
>>201821782
Kind of based that Russia is the America of Eurasia
*yawns loudly while tapping my hand against my mouth*Boooriiing! Bring back the Spanish wife storyline!
>>201821778>Jenrick is married to Michal Berkner. She is an Israeli-born. Together, they have three daughters, whom they are bringing up in the Jewish faith.
>>201821858tiresomealso fuck you ... "impressive death toll"fuck off
>>201821912it's all so tiresome
ah... hello all
never been to spain personallyget well soon
>>201821966:3
>>201821942
Be alright if yanks stopped killing kids
>>201821980*checks watch*What’s going on here then?
>>201821778>Robert Edward Jenrick (born 9 January 1982) is a British politician who served in the Cabinet as Minister of State for Immigration from 2022 to 2023Fucking hell, no thanks.
>>201821980uhh...hello mate... you're up early or late
step into the light and then you'll knowyou were stopped and dropped by the walls of jericho
>>201821980bit early
>>201821980scarnon cunt what day does cenno come through?
>>201822031>>201822038>>201822044mind ya bizness
>>201821899i secretly wish russia wins its war in ukraine. Russia is the only european empire left, all the rest have bent the knee to america while they bitch and moan on the sidelines.
Mental how mass immigration from the third world is so obviously shite that Catholics and Protestants in Northern Ireland marched together to oppose it.
>>201822118cuddly fella
minecraft movie trailer outprofoundly reddit i'm afraid
>>201822078>i secretly wish russia wins its war in ukraineI openly wish it in fact.
Just entered the thread, so I won't get any of the references
>>201822118finally a good post
>>201822166just posted the same thing for the 50th time, so I hope you all still think it's funny
>>201822078Russian victory is inevitable at this point tbqh
Odds move to China.Evens move to Japan.Dubs move to Indonesia.
>>201822166FOSYEG
WE'RE FUCKING COCK DESTROYERS
>>201822151talk about it with your mum do you rorke
>>201822202Enjoy lad. Keep in touch
Black men are very......athletic, aren't they?
>>201822210didnt one of them die?
>>201822078Why don't you move there buddy.Live out your dream of le epic European empire
>>201822202さよなら /brit/
I don't get everyone's obsession over Taylor Swif. She's mid as fuck and has the sex appeal of a 5 year old
>>201822229If you cherry pick examples. Athletic men are athletic, regardless of race.
>>201822210
>>201822202Imagine leaving your life decisions up to chancemight be based actually
zinger stacker... save me...
>>201821845it is
>>201822261
>>201822272need that jersey
>>201822261she makes brilliant music mate
italian gf looms
>>201822216Leftypol is the one who never had a daddy
>>201822242because its a harsh shithole, but one i admire nonetheless. There masculinity, real industry and nationalism still rule. A real nation state with an identity.
>>201822261It's not everyone. it's a core audience of 10-40 year old white women, which happens to be a lot of people
>she makes brilliant music mate
DO U NO WER DE BAY LEEVS AR?
>There masculinity,OH NIGGA YOU GAY!
>>201822324blatantly shopped
>>201822118ayyo who let dis fat nigga fly?
>>201822261>has the sex appeal of a 5 year oldSo you like her then? Fucking nonce
>>201822371Really enjoy this image m8, mind if I save it?
>>201822118based. simply based. how can anyone not like watching birds.
>>201822405
>>>/soc/33409763diego unmasked
>>201822416oh please no way he could glance at the teeth and guess the age like that
dropped my pocket
i mean i suppose i could start cooking my tea nowi'll be eating dead early if i do but i suppose that's not the worst thing
>>201822425do you ever watch those videos "for cats" and its just loads of mice and birds scampering about eating things
>>201822383the only shopping you do is in Aldis with your mum
My three aryan half russian offspring on the right
>>201822433
>>201822416https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1725466315677922.webm
>>201822444for me it's beef tomato pasta with some bacon thrown in
>>201822438he's magic mate
>>201822468Herman, Gunther and little Skyrim
>>201822468Why is she holding a photo of a NATO terrorist? Has she no shame?
>>201822468Yes they're hapa!
>>201822462kek I literally just got back from shopping in Aldi with my mum, I'm not lying
>>201822496squealing
Love helping me mum out at the shops. Leftypol wouldn't understand
>>201822537based get anything nice?
>>201822299i heckin love multi-billion dollar corporations and their brave views
vapeberg delivery failed so going to have to go the paki shop which i am not happy about
>>201822496>his hairline: a perfect horseshoeSCREAMING
>>201822599friendly fella
>look through gay porn thread>feel bad about it>post a link to it on brit snd say its a personality on here so you feel better about yourself least closeted brit user
>>201822615vapes cheaper online?
dad got banned from Morrison's for flirting with the check out slag
might have a little 30 year old crybaby cry ahaha x
In tesco asking mum if I can get a sweetie today as I'm going to carry all the heavy bags from the car
>>201822537What do mums cook for dinner these days? Mine didn't, I grew up on microwave meals and it was fucking grim
>>201822572got meself a few cheeky bottles of ale
>>201822644what's wrong mate?
six chocolate biscuits
Just got a (You) from Spainpaedo
>>201822631dunno i order cos I don't leave the house and bossman on the corner only has shitty vapes
>>201822643based dad
Does anyone else watch some pre-porn before watching actual porn? Like some softcore or cam girls in bikinis, that sort of stuff
>>2018226431984
>2 dead 4 injuredpitiful
>>201822688how can you tell?
The surest sign of accomplishment is an ability to be happy alone in a room for several hours.
>>201822662My mum's specialties>Chicken Teriyaki>Beef Tomato Pasta>Sunday Roast>Homemade Curry>Mongolian Beef
the future is scaryregulation can't even keep up now and everything's only acceleratinghttps://www.scientificamerican.com/article/ai-surveillance-pricing-practices-under-federal-probe/
>>201822678still having to toil is whatwish I could have rich parents so I could be a neet x
>>201822709i do this but ive not accomplished fuck all
>>201822705Bet they werent even white. Fucking grim.
terrorism is brat
Japanese fella holding his shopping on his lap on the train even though there are empty seats next to him
>>201822438He's a witcher his eyes are imbued with magic
>>201822524She's a little kid you weirdo she believes whatever her parents believe
might pick up a new hobbywas thinking about looksmaxxing
>>201822759> Apalachee High School in Georgia sounds pretty white
>>201822745being neet is great at times x
>>201822709would just start wanking and farting desu
definitely shan't be buying any snus in fact I will be spreading false rumours about it such as it contains toxic compounds that cause cancer
>>201822793More of a miracle for you than a hobby mate
>>201822719I love your mum’s mongolian beef as well it’s lush
>>201822793get into gasmaxxing
>>201822779They really are polite them lot
>>201822818>>201822829Bit antisemitic lads, can you stop?
just had one of my most normal pisses in fucking ages
just saw some flooding
>>201822643>the check out slaglol
toilet bowl was all brown but I didn’t want to scrubbought so harpic 10x which online reviews assured me would turn it white and clean, and funnily enough it worked a charmno need for elbow grease x
mice in the garden, they'll want it the house soon
>>201822779Wow, post this on reddit next tiem.
>>201822888pics?
Just watched this really disturbing video from The Guardian on gambling addiction. Well, I guess that's another addiction I'll have to be aware of. I only narrowly escaped alcoholism a few years ago. https://youtu.be/oIsdHH2p8Ck?si=SvTnmPbiDorNKthv
>next tiem
Does Toby have a piss fetish? What’s his fascination with it?
>>201822888When the cat's away, the mice will play
(((>>201822861)))
I suffer from a pooing addiction
African thugs and white teens
>>201822861Spainnonce isn’t a semite
>>201822935She’s cute
been watching the ol' "proverbial" lads
>>201823020they're all on disney+ mate
>>201822719Nice one. Love a homemade curry
>leader of labour is a jew>soon to be leader of Conservatives is a jewAnd nobody speaks about this
>>201823031nicked the 1080p webrip for free ain't i
>>201822888
>>201823051
>>201823020love season 1
>>201823015Stuffing dead people skin in your fanny seems less cyberpunk and more middle ages
get the new made
>>201823067sorry chiara king but i'm not interested in women who use tiktok nor have the type of opinion you expressed, other than maybe a one off shag. i can live without that shag though,good day to you madam.
I'm a big stupid mong
>>201823084fucking screaming at that
I love you all and would carry your burdens if I could
Blumpf is finished
>>201823039>And nobody speaks about thisWe're not allowed to mate.
>>201823084back to your room mr putin
durrrrrr I'm stupid
>>201823015>cyberpunkIs that the nam of discharge it'll start leaking?
>>201822905he cute
https://youtu.be/wpDkcO-tw68useless fucking french and they have the cheek to demand hundreds of million, for what?
wish i'd had a proper dad!
>>201823201190s spirit animal
>>201823178Any of their suits split at the arse
rorkes da
>>201823187yea I can see your flag!!gottem
>>201823178>BMW takes off without looking aheadtypical
>>201823178Really hot
To a human, a cat it is a cute little fella.To a mouse, a cat is a deadly ruthless monster.
>>201823178too much ass
Jim Davidstein
>>201823250Why the fuck does he give a shit about Israel?
>>201823201very cool, looks quite a big for a mouseberg. would be awful if youd have to kill it soon. make sure to keep all your food properly covered x
>>201823296
>>201823250can boomers ever shut the fuck up about Israel, what is it with that whole generation fucking hell
>>201823201think that's a rat mate
>>201823317We live in a Judeo-Christian country. The clue is in the name
>>201823319last winter I caught two using a box, stick and string, drove them a few miles away and let them out
>>201823352its a siberian hamster
sovl
>72 died in Grenfell Could have sworn it was like 16 at the time. Have they just been inflating the numbers while no one was looking?
wanked to this and feel awful now
>>201823447u are the gay?
>>201823447why
>>201823442no it was unironically a travesty despite what rorke says
>>201823447Who's that? Lia Marie Johnson?
>>201823447why would you do that?
I'm a transgirl and I had a guy the other night put it in my butt when I expressly told him I just wanted to blow him and cuddle. I kinda resisted and said no at first and he would probably have stopped if I would have made enough of a fuss but I just kinda froze. he was like 6'3" 240lb and there's no way I could have gotten him off of me. I hadn't prepped before and I was worried about there being a mess but thank God it was clean. Not for his sake but just if there's a mess it makes me feel bad about myself.He cuddled me afterwards and acted like nothing happened. Pretty sure that was borderline rape
>>201823472its just so obvious its a man and i just lied to myself and i might aswell be gay at this point
>>201823408thats very kind always feel terrible for mice and their agonising pathetic existence they could do with some respite
wanking is pretty gay when you think about it. no women involved just a bloke and a cock
>>201823447um
>>201823355>Judeo-ChristianNo one used this phrase prior to the Holocaust
got to get my shit together, I cannot let my stony faced and stoic mannerisms be undermined by useless emotions
>>201823535
>>201823496Can you describe this in greater detail? I need another guilty gay wank
>>201823535Genuinely the grimmest picture I’ve seen on this general yetkys
>>201823476Imagine they now keep saying it's 72, and have completely deleted all mention of it actually being 16 from all over the internet. How would we know?
>>201823502he looks like a girldont really see the problem
>>201823496
fucksake
>>201823529gay is by definition having TWO cocks (or more) involvedtherefore wanking is not gay at all
I think what happened with boomers is they want to be nationalistic but that's not allowed for white countries, and they transferred their nationalist sentiments to Israel instead because that's allowed.They don't even realize it on a conscious, self-aware level but that's what happened.
>>201823535have they found out who did the poo? Great form on it solid type 4
https://vocaroo.com/14rb1Z0YTo8zsynth patch
>>201823603yeah my first thought was did the pooer need to prepare to do such a solid poo? personally I'm firing out type 5 or 6 a few times a day
>>201823535She looks in absolute bliss. Wish the poo was on her face
>>201823564could say that about anything believe that kind of thinking would lead you down the path to psychosis
/brit/ singlehandedly got me into wanking to trannies and femboys and shit and i fucking hate all of youi literally got groomed by a bunch of /int/ nonces overtime
wheres the piss?
>>201823603don't think they have no
>>201823603Got inflation What do I do lads
4chan is worse than Discord for grooming
>>201823643the /int/ trick, girls with dicks
>>201823659was probably wanking instead of weeing
>>201823535source?
>>201823643T. Brainless moron
>>201823643If you came to /brit/ whilst underage, fuck you. If you came here 18+, you were too old to be groomed. Either way, you're a gay bent twat and have no one else to blame.
Corr, tranny cocks and that
>>201823715For me its their tranny breasts
the poo>>201823747>>201823747>>201823747
Mental how all (both) active /brit/ namefags (employed "woman" is 190) have a ongoing gimmicks ls related to black penis
obviously not using that thread
>>201823535LMAOOOO
