Snus and a nespresso edition
Rorke went woke
got called transmisogynoir in greggs
Feeling deeply zesty tonight.
I think I want a foreign wife. Would like an English one but I cannot handle that.
our sam
>>201833235What about a Welsh one?
>>201833235need a half jap one, shan't be settling
was meant to meet a make tomrrowhe's ignoring methink im gona get pissed by myself instead haha
>>201833254I'm not aware of the differences
>flavored snus Do you like getting raped as well?
learning uzbek
>>201833288Mainly the accent I think
>>201833169You have snus in britain? Honourary scandis
>>201833320uzbekka be kiddin me
>>201833235Same, since my first foreign bird at the age of 22 I find British women disgusting now. Marrying a Venezuelan next year.
>>201833352aha
dont think i could marry someone who wasnt british or at worst frenchany long term friendships (never had a relatoinship lol) with foreigners outsider that they have always been too doolallydoesnt matter if they spanish south american american german italian whatever, all the girls just went mental at one point in time
Jay Dyer debated this Catholic named Trent Horn and Trent is a liberal modernizer who believes in evolution, covid "vaccines", feminism, etc.Jay heemed him.
Paradox map games is how most statesmen have thought about the world and politics for thousands of years, it's now just understood that way by autistic gamersThere is no heroism, meaning, destiny, purpose, morality. Simply pure resource extraction, economic efficiency, industrial output, state stability, population management.
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>>201833375How much did you pay for her
>>201833398ever think its maybe just women who are mental?
>>201833417Spiritual sickness.
>>201833443ofc that's true but most british and french girls have been much saner
Not enough Grenfell Tower remembrance going on in this thread.
>>201833248wonder what i'd be like to have a wheelchair gf
>>201833434She's a doctor
>>201833399Also Trent Horn claimed that saying "Christ is King" is antisemitic hate speech.
>>20183346796 never forgetti
>>201833169all tobacco should be banneddisgusting habitharam as well
>>201833417shame how the fundamental principal of liberty in the americas is going to be totally removed because schizo incel losers weren't kept on a tight enough leash by their mong parents
>>201833484Jay got heemed by the Muslim Metaphysician.
>>201833561Not true.
>>201833528>Ever since the link between smoking and cancer was conclusively established in the 1960s, people in Sweden who want a nicotine hit have increasingly decided that the old ways are the best. Cigarette consumption is down to 4%, the lowest in the EU, making Sweden the only European country to have passed the World Health Organisation’s ‘endgame’ target of 5%.Yeah we should all listen to the government and get on the Chinese vapes instead
>>201833484Well that is retarded isn't it and not very ChristianEven Catholics believe in a Kingdom of Heaven presided over by Jesus, it's in the Nicene Creed
>>201833577Dick rider cope.
>Wright testified at the hearing about the dangers alleging that drugs made blacks uncontrollable, gave them superhuman powers and caused them to rebel against white authority. He said cocaine was often "the direct incentive to the crime of rape of white women by Negroes".leftypol lementing the illegality of cocaine
decided on a russell hobbs cylinder hoover, it's got good reviews on amazon and is £52
>>201833417lil timmy done something shieeeeeeed
>>201833580>replace smoking with snortingumm what?
>>201833610Highlight of your life
>>201833611aint nun jamal gon do lol
>>201833528*puff*
>>201833631You don’t snort snus
>>201833602That and jazz
>>201833592Jay has a Catholic friend named Tim Gordon who is much more conservative in his opinions than Trent Horn.
>>201833635
>>201833528>haramnot explicitly mentioned in Islamic texts, therefore can be considered makruh rather than haram
nicene creed? i prefer the nastyne creed myself x
Growing season coming to an end. My rubber plant seems to have decided to stop growing new leaves after growing 4 new leaves over the summer.My birds of paradise has slowed down but a smaller spear is slowly growing. My pinstripe Calathea is actually having a quick boom before shutting up shop. 2 new leaves and another one seems to be growing. My propagated money plant stem cutting has grown roots and small leaves appeared, planted that one earlier today. Let's see, what else...oh, my mossball looks healthy and my asparagus Fern is rather bushy and is in a good spot. Not much else to report off the top of my head, but I'll update you when/if I remember
Rorke with a snus pouch sticking halfway out his nostril
A British husband and his Thai wife were left furious after their extraordinary row with two Chinese tourists, which left his shirt ripped and the police called.John, 51, and his Thai wife Pookie, 25, have slammed Thai police for allegedly treating them unfairly while investigating an alleged assault in a mall in Phuket, Thailand.
>>201833728LOL
>>201833728>Pookie
>>201833691alan titchmarsh, why don't you get some mates?
Snus is so retarded like yeah let's sit there with a teabag in our face drooling into our laps
Vaginal sex with Asian women Oral sex with Black womenAnal sex with White women
>>201833660how do you do it
"Farang" is a Thai word that is used to refer to foreigners, particularly those of European descent. It can also be used as a general term for any non-Thai person.You will often hear them say farang farang farang
good
snus in suppository form. corrrrr
>>201833771All performed by a black man
>>201833803thought they were saying BIG COCK BIG COCK BIG COCKhaha
>>201833755Don't disrespect me
>>201833845put some respeck on my name
>>201833780You just put it under your lip next to your gums
i though thai-land and tai-wan were the same place
business idea: snus but smoked
>>201833691Good stuff lad good to hear they're doing well x
>>201833827Insane transsexual freak you are
>>201833803nigel farang
business idea: spicy ice cream
watched true detective season 4. thought it was just okay really. not sure what to watch next. could be time for a sopranos rewatch
Business idea stop being such a fucking faggot and smoke a fag mate kin ell
>>201833911spice cream?
A brit in the US Open Semi FinalsHasn't dropped a set the whole tournament Last time this happened?Emma RaducanuHere he is in a sexual photograph name's Jack Draper
>>201833671Trent insulted him.https://youtu.be/A_rudkl1GvQ
>>201833924watch the first season of fargo. great telly that
>>201833911chilli and chocolate do pretty well together and I'm sure I've had icecream with chilli orange pop rock things in it
>>201833928Starmers charging me £20 a pack and making me smoke them in an underground dungeon though
>>201833169Looks great OP! Do y'all drink things while you've got a snus in?
>>201833939>tall>handsome>pro tennis playersome poeple just have it all dont they ffs
>>201833968he wants it like kangaroo land where its £40
business idea: selling business ideas
gamer bros....
Not smoked in years and still get the craving when it's mentionedDon't think your brain ever unflips the switch
>>201833235Scottish or Welsh? Or, heaven forbid, Irish or France?
>>201834020one bad day away from suckling the teat of big baccy. junkie.
>>201833997The occasional lebanese arson attack is a small price to pay for improved public health
Get this right. I've been wanking daily for around 8 years now. Sometimes once a day, sometimes up to four times a day. I'd calculate about 2% of those 8 years I didn't wank. Imagine the state of my dopamine system lads. How rotten is my brain. Completely addicted and finding it incredibly difficult to stop. Help
>>201834015>800k views>2k likes>higher ratio of commentsthe internet has decided she's stupid
me? watch the same two shows on repeat as im in a bit of a rut and crave the familiar
The YouTube Music app kinda sucks. They really need to just rebrand the shit as "YouTube Audio" or something. Too many of my songs don't work on the app because YouTube recognizes it as a video and not as a song. >Inb4 just use Spotify Spotify has a good interface but YouTube simply has more music to choose from, especially because I listen to a lot of anime and game soundtracks.
>>201833924watch the terror or north water
would love to eat a block of cheese right now
>>201834057t. can't go a night without supping cans
>>201834015We can conclude that video games are better for most men than dating this bint
reply to this post if you have a girlfriend (serious replies only) -- i am genuinely interested!
>>201833415>There is no heroism, meaning, destiny, purpose, morality.Wrong.
>>201834072>anime songs>game soundtracksdidn't know people like this actually existed lol
>>201833417Looks like meats back on the menu boys
>>201834084I feel that, just a had a few slices of Boar's Head swiss cheese. Good stuff!
>>201834065Consider semen retention.
how hard is it to get a job in data science if you know nothing about it
might start a new gimmick where i watch a new film everyday
unreal tournamentnow THAT was a game
>>201834117me neither but by "cans" i mean your mothers "voluptuous breasts". hehe x
>>201834101OH MY GOD IS THAT A PAIR OF BREASTS?LADS EVERYONE COME QUICK ASSEMBLE AROUND IT LIKE THE MONKEYS AND THE OBELISK AT THE START OF 2001 A SPACE ODYSSEY
far far too much effin and jeffin in this threadsort it out lads, you're all old enough to know that it just makes you look immature
>>201834125Music is music, no?
>>201834172Lolincels amiright
CUNT
>>201834065>Completely addicted and finding it incredibly difficult to stopI read a whole book on this and the advice was litearally just to stop doing it needless to say it didn't work
Tried doing semen retention but my boyfriends load kept dribbling out my arse whenever I farted later in the day
>>201833954yeah seen that and remember it being good, will rewatch at some point as I can't fully remember it>>201834075thanks they look interesting these going to give them a watch starting with north water
I WANT TO BE CUMMED INSIDE BY JACK DRAPER
>>201834206
>>201834182aspergers is autism, no?
>>201833819People say drowning is peaceful. RIP
>>201834065It's the porn that does that, not wanking itself
>>201834158did thisgets boring very quick
>>201834135Half measure cope. Still a waste of hours. Still porn rot>>201834202I can't stop. I need help. I need help.
my station is a above the NEET pig sty but below the managerial class working dog: I belong with the cattlemy labour there to be milked for as long as viable by toilberg until I finally give in and get sent to the knackers to be abused by nigerian nurses that don't speak a lick of english
wow, none of you have gfs, huh?
>>201833924Lawdy o' Dem Rangs of Powah
Is there ever a case where the TV show is better than the books? I used to think Dexter but that got so shit I think the books involving the literal demon is actually better
>>201834274*puts on the /brit/ spokesperson hat*prefer not to say
>>201834245how?
>>201834247imagine putting this bloke at the helm of a multi million pound operation. and 4 separate clubs have done it.
>>201834249>I can't stop. I need help. I need help.There is still hope if you can still wank without porn Can you still imagination wank?
looking for the dunce hat, think I might have mixed it up with the /brit/ spokesperson hatanyone seen it?
>>201834228>literal coolest thing ever >"this fucking sucks actually" https://youtu.be/JPNl9SUqIdU?si=E-4zjqdaBkn3yEbq
doggystyle wank on the cards
>>201833103Nah it's based.
>>201834274I'm a temporarily embarrassed boyfriend
>>201834338Probably left it where you last had an original thought
>>201834342its no free bird mate.
>>201834328Yes most of them are imagination wanks. Half measure cope. Still a waste of hours.I need something to help quitting cold turkey. Some sort of medicine. Something
>>201833481quite a lot then
>>201834343imagining it, that seems awfully bent lad
the scrandemic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49XfADiB55s
Sicilian woman
wank directly into the toilet, me. less mess that way.
>>201834278O LAWD DEM RANGS
>'Touch her again and I'll knock you the fuck out!' Shocking moment British husband 'defends his wife' after bumping into two Chinese tourists, sparking extraordinary clash that left him with ripped shirthttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13812337/Touch-Ill-knock-f-k-Moment-British-husband-defends-wife.html
>>201834407utterly hideous dress and belt
>>201834407peng feet, might need to investigate sicilian women some more
>>201834426That's where your progeny belongs
>>201834072use revanced extended
>>201834407could heem this silly bint in a fight
have a dedicated wank rag that i cum onsmells quite sugary
Sexually repressed culture are highly energetic cultures.
>>201833819why didn't they just swim outdon't get death by boat sinking, honestly
Dividend investing is honestly superior lads.Dividend Aristocrats give excellent returns. Plus you can choose how to reinvest or use the income.
>>201834437I like that dress me
plumbing the depths of self loathing
>>201833992born rich and with a cool name as well
utterly despise women
>>201834454no it doesn't, it obviously smells of bleach and off milk
>>201834487really? the colour is so bad
>>201834247are wayne isn't the brightest is he?
>>201834496it honestly smells really sweet, semen is loaded with sugar mate, helps the little sperm fellas get to the egg
>>201833992Most professional tennis players are tall and handsome tbfwy
>>201834529Diabetes
Would love it if I had a sister I didn't see a lot of and we'd meet up a couple times a year and have a big catch up
>>201834494nigga you gay
>>201833169you aight nigel
Nofap. Noporn. Semen Retention. Cold Water. Lucid Dreaming. Astral Projecting. Remote Viewing.
She couldn't make it any more obvious that she doesn't carry any of this tit around in her bag. She's literally just put together a pile of stuff that she can either advertise or that she thinks will make her look VARRY KOIND, PRODOCKTIVE, ORGANOIZED AND INTALLIJANT.I especially like her claiming that she apparently keeps track of any random strangers who do kind deeds around the city and hunts them down to give them the world's smallest thankyou card. When she's not doing that, she's got a pouch of birdseed and claims that robins just instantly fly over to sit next to her to have breakfast any time she sits on a bench anywhere.This happens all the time, she claims. Naturally, there's zero video proof of any of this ever happening to her, because this is some imaginary tit that a 5-year-old would make up.OFFCWOARSE her latest leather bag (syo veegan!) is mostly filled with PONKERPODTIFTI trash products, since she JANUINELY YEEZES THAM AVVERYDAY, HONNASTLEEEE! She JANUINELY YEEZES MOLTIPOL PLANNERS AT ONCE! This is VARRY believable."This is the Yeahhrly, loike, AVVERYDAY plannah from POMPKINPODDUTIVITY?" Ruby says, pointing at the hardback planner that is neither a "yearly" planner or a planner that can be used "every day".This is her previous false advertising scam raising its ugly head again: This is a 6 month planner that Pumpkin Productivity falsely advertised as a "yearly"/"everyday" planner and neglected to mention that it had 6 months missing until after she'd taken her fans' money. And, naturally, she makes no effort to point out the missing 6 months of pages again here while fishing for more money.
>>201834546Why the fuck do you want to fuck your sister?
>>201834546my boy you gay
>>201834545that's what you'd get if you gave it a munch
>>201834407my wife is Sicilian haha, copers will seethe and call me a liar, just hoping it's not true (and she has big chebs) x
>Sir Andy Murray retires>Draper finally steps up and makes a slam semiYeah I'm thinking dimes
Why haven't you left this doomed island?
I hate commoners.
>>201834567she'd be fit
>>201834546what kind of a homosexual thought is this? would've never occurred to me in a million years
>>201834586You can live really good here being an unemployed citizen. That's basically impossible everywhere else.
Where's mikey? Where's mousey?
>>201834615do you scam the gov for bennies
>>201833924Now is a good time to watch/rewatch pic related as it's just coming up to the 20th anniversary of the pilot and it just got added to Netflix in the UK, US and a bunch of other countries, so tons of zoomers are discovering it for the first time.
lol
>>201834586it's home laddon't really fancy being a foreigner in some other shithole part of the world just to make a few quid extra
is 10 o'clock a bit late for a ran?
>>201834633odd post
Why is everyone fascinated with Taylor Swift, when she has the sex appeal of a 5 year old
>>201834596Stop watching incest porn immediately
>snowcunny
Hi Sis how you doing? How's life treating you and then we'd have a big catch up on stuff on the parents on her life she can tell me what she's been up to all that stuff would be nice
>>201834482doesn't mean the indexif it did then it would be priced that wayeffecient market hypothesis
>>201834641
>>201834663
>>201834663she's likeablelikeability goes a long way
>>201834588sorry mate, I'll leave
AY YO
>>201834697How is she likeable
KekThe lady who made this call ignored instructions to stay put and evacuated the building. Every other person on her floor died.Remember, when the government is telling you to do something, they don’t necessarily have your personal interests at heart
>>201834672bizarre
>>201834586Based Celtic BVLLS gaining ground on Saxon slackers
>>201834581tell me more about your sicilian wife
>>201834663because she's had thousands of cosmetic procedures done so that people will like her
The thing is English women have the best accents and voices on the planet the ones that don't sound horrific that is
well?>DEAR JANE: I'm a 26-year-old virgin and my mother has offered to pay a prostitute to have sex with me... do I accept?https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-13805181/DEAR-JANE-26-year-old-virgin-mother-pay-prostitute.html
>>201834716hol upyous tryna tell me we wuz mine crafts and shiet?dammmmmnnnnn
>>201834720What is she?
>>201834697If you knew anything about the way she operates you wouldn't say thatIt makes me think your concept of likeable is that you'd shag herWhich is a very depressing thought for the future of mankind
Where's the fanciest place you've had a wank?
>>201834720we could have probably saved them all if she hadn'tve left
Being a virgin in your 20s is cringe as fuck
>>201834688Stocks should pay out money to owners.
>>201834694>2018yeah thought that'd be old you can't get away with that kind of talk against her now
>>201834586>running away from your country in its hour of need
https://www.vanguardinvestor.co.uk/investments/vanguard-ftse-all-world-high-dividend-yield-ucits-etf-usd-distributing/overview
>>201834768Hs?
>>201834641>reading the comments>all of he top comments blame the tenants>not a single one criticises the companies/deregulationnation of bootlickers
>>201834586why you ask?I'll tell you whyIn the UK my student loan isn't a real loan.But in the other 194 countries of the world, it is 100% a real loan and I'll never be able to own property ever ever ever.I'm trapped like a rat in a cage.
>>201834734AgreedThere are some American women from wealthy neighbourhoods that have nice voices
>>201834663Taylor Swift is a former channer(For all we know, she may still come here)One of us, one of us
>>201834658yeah would look suspicious running at this time of night
>>201834742wish my mum was this based
>>201834839elaborate?if you move abroad you have to pay it off?
Looking for some business-minded lads like myself with at least 200 euros to get a business going and make some serious money. This is not a pyramid scheme, we will be selling crack. Any takers?
mad she's had a minimum of 4 dozen penises inside of her
>>201834836The construction industry is a gang of coke snorting deano cowboy scum.
>>201834734Posh English Received Pronunciation, broad southern English and Welsh accents for me please
great bit tall women
>>201834842I like southern accents on american women
wanked out of a car window once
>>201834662?perfectly reasonable follow up>good place to live unemployed>you on bennies then?
>>201834742If she's gonna give him like 5 grand and get a top of the line one I don't see why not
>>201834836But they're brown, stupid and created lots of fire hazards in the building. It was mostly the wogs' fault
>>201834888its grim desuhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13812473/Grenfell-Tower-fire-report-families-manslaughter-charges.html#comments
>>201834727don't think I will, cheers
>>201834903while it was moving?
Might move to Chork
Wogs = danes/great heathen armyrorke = alfred the great
>>201834872if you go abroad you can't borrow for a property because your thousands in student loans is considered debt as much as credit card debt would beyou can own property if you have legal residence there but you can't borrow from a bank which you'd absolutely need to do lest you plan on living in a shed.I discovered this when chatting with a yankoid bud of mine and bullying him for Americans being forced to stay in America because they get taxed American tax rates when they leave, but then he informed we've got a chain around our necks too.
>>201834836You should never assume that internet comment sections are genuine, that the people are who they say they are and that they don't have ulterior motivesYou can change the opinion on a subject through groupthink because thats how we work
>>201834836>nation of bootlickersyep pretty much
>>201834944my paternal haplogroup is pure danelaw, me
Rorke lad shave your pubes it's a fucking jungle down there!
>>201834892Yeah
>>201834839Most people can't see the bars
sister wants to get a black pug and name it nigger
>>201834839>>201834872in the UK it's basically just a tax that you can almost ignoreif you go abroad (and tell SLC) you get fucked up the arse with the repayments pronto, the minimum salary threshold and low monthly payments go out the window
>is there a fire in the building?>yes but stay putwho's more retarded?
Any physiognomists in?
>banking app updated>100x worse >text 50% smaller goddammit it
>>201834980Alri Monk
Barratt profits plunge 75% as number of houses built slumpsBarratt Developments has suffered a 75% drop in annual profit and a double-digit decline in home completions after a “challenging” year for Britain’s biggest housebuilder.
>>201835030BasedWe need to make non whites miserable and flee back to their countries (and then nuke them)
>>201834742If my son is a virgin at 17 i'll be getting him a prostitute before his 18th. Probably wouldnt tell him she is a brass, just engineer the circumstances.
God he's so fucking sexy
>>201835027you called?
>>201835083You should tell him and make it clear so he doesn't lose his head completely
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
*enters the thread*
Jack Draper should become the next Tory leader
>>201834978r1b-l21-m222 meulster gaelic
>>201835118What do you mean? Like he might mistake himself for a top shagger and become resentful when he can only get prostitutes?
>>201835132alri sir starmer?
>>201835144blud sitting like he pay the bills !!
KERNOWYON TAROW
>>201835087Imagine how many roses are getting wet over him
We get it you've got a new fixation to crush onCan you take it to your watsapp chemsex groups or whatever it is you use
https://youtu.be/KhQPGbJTins
>>201835181nigga shut the hell up and eat a cinnamon roll
And remember NO SLACKING!
>>201835156Either that or he goes full simp and tries to marry the literal whore
Sir Keir Draper
RAVENCLAW
>>201835154R-Z344 myself
Lecherous freak
>>201835233ktim
fucking hell golf is hard how do they not break their backs
>>201835156Don't listen him. Tell your son nothing g, and see how things play out over the next 20 years like a social experiment
>>201835168basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ere9fNgSGe8
>>201835144what's blud doing
>Draper supports Manchester United F.C. and enjoys listening to rap and grime music. Why are tarq lads like this
>>201835198https://youtu.be/YddwS69-NBI
bum hole hurts
>>201835305rorke's nan
the lads
Things women likeGood bodyRomanceMoney
>>201835332got none of that
how to get rid of creases under eyes?
>>201835305WOULD
Had a wank in Manchester Oxford road station toilets once. Train was delayed and I was bored
>>201835351kek this is me
>>201835357Close them
sir cock gobbler
>>201835357SleepNot staying up all night less time staring at screens
>>201835357rub in your cum it's a moistoriser and remove creases
>>201835357crease removing spray
>>201835305I'd rattle her so hard not even fixodent would keep her teeth in
>>201835357hot iron
>>201835232>R-Z344Is that U106?
>>201835390roar
sir moss baller
>>201835209Hopefully it won't be necessary. I lost my virginity to a prostitute but I had a fucked up childhood/teenage years. When my son is old enough ill be encouraging him to shag girls at school and hopefully be a teenage dad. I dont expect to live a long life and think I left it later than I should have so I want to have grandkids while im still young enough to see them grow up.
sir ball buster
Sir migrant wanker
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nicknames_of_prime_ministers_of_the_United_Kingdomsomeone needs to add them all to this
sir... um, er.. um cum.... er sharter! cum sharter!
>>201835469add too many and they'll clock on Kid Starver and Queer Harmer being there is hilarious>Sir Beer Korma, a name originally used by Boris Johnson, in reference to the Beergate controversykek
xir rear shafter
>>201835524>>201835524>>201835524
