Snus on a tractor edition
Roy "Chubby" Brown
>>201835305any more?links?
Snus faggot loves his snus
>>201835569ask your nan
Sir Black Man
>>201835573At least they’re not early or heathermong threads
sir snus snarfer
Sir Feet Licker
COME ON YOU SLAGS
Sir Insincere Charmer
going to need to wank like a chimpanzee in the morning
Sir Keer Karmer
>refugees claiming bennies getting free housing in grenfell>burns down and they get compo and rehoused in nicer accommodation at taxpayer expenseyes good system
That is one ugly bastard
>>201835569alri wayne rooney
>>201835663quadrooney
>>201835662Didn't realise until yesterday that they get free train travel in Scotland. Wish I could put every SNP politician in a gigantic vice and squeeze the life out of them.
wahey
I hate fat fuck picky eaters that won't eat shit except absolute fucking shit and act like good food is awful
>>201835649would be fuming as well if someone brought a smelly wild animal into a restaurant
>>201835662They weren't refugees though they've been here generations
Chicago town mini pepperoni pizza slipped into the tank
cuck
>>201835716>The first person announced dead was Mohammed al-Haj Ali, a Syrian refugee.
>>201835713alri mr hussein
>>201835696wahey
>>201835737grim
Rorkes missus
>>201835706You been spunking all over your screen again?
>>2018357975 2 82kg is not mid size
girlfriendberg's angry at me because i said women who get nude boudoir photos done are taking a risk that their photos will be leaked
>>201835802it's the camera that's buggered not the screen
>@BBCnews: Keir Starmer: G*WD FUCKIN' DAMN, THAT BBC IS F-U-C-K-I-N-G HUGGGEE!!!!! Come on, Tyrone, FUCK my TWP clitty with your PULSATING black ARYAN CONGOLESE NIGGER COCK! Fuck me with your TWITCHING YASHMALIAN BIG BLACK COCK! Fuck me, my sissy INCEL whore chud wife, and my heckin' incel faggot child doggo pupperino! Fill us with your AFRICAN AMERICAN ARYAN NIGGER SPERM! Please just remember to buy me a new video game next to you to the store, okay Tyrone? I at least want a video game for how hard my WH*TE bussy is gonna be stretched by your BIG BLACK COCK! Cum on!. FUCK ME! Let's post some BBC on 4chan too, get those stupid WH*TE chuddies mad! *starts sucking BBC faster than Eminem and Grandma and Snoop Dogg and Spongebob combined* GOD BLESS AMERICA AND LONG LIVE THE BBC! *takes a BBC up his ass and up his wife's ass and his dog's ass and projectile SHITS and FARTS thick ropes of glutinous nigger cum and CUM marginated WH*TEOID SHIT all over his prized American flag and gaming computer*
Will you vote for her?
>>201835825
>>201835797Still would.
>>201835797an 82kg 5'10 bloke is fat
Often have elaborate fantasies of saving a white girl being harassed by a gang of brown immigrants and she rewards me with sex
>>201835831The final boss of diversity hires
>>201835831No.
>>201835797"Mid size" being stretched out as much as that dress is
>>201835872No he isn't
>>201835524fuck off mate
>>201835802just when yer maw comes on
get aroused by upset, afraid and angry women
>>201835524Alri
anime
sherpa got put down ladsthe husky on youtube that was very vocal
>>201835923hey fatty bum bum
>>201835878>>201835882Wow. Racist and sexist, much????
>>201835887by mid size she means in the middle of an XL and a XXL
>>201835945Why’s that?
>>201835969nonce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwCvQkOWMAM
>>201835977If you're not between 25 and 25 BMI, you're a melt
>Walsh attends church and has described himself as "very spiritual"
>>201836022Irish diaspora you see
AV TAKEN WAN A THEY FUKIN PILLS SON
There seems to be a trend of young teenagers running wild in town centres. Some shops in my local town had to shut down and others are being repeatedly vandalised.The police don’t care and if anyone stands up to these kids and thump one, you’re off to prison.
Sir Uphill Gardener
Freshers week soon.I like 'em fresh.
>>201835969Not an anime.
>>201835993attention seeking gimmick meme edition about something maybe 4 brits total use as it's literally banned here"oooh look at me, not only am i a user of this scandinavian tobacco thing, but i'm going to make every /brit/ OP about it for the entire evening"do one mate
When someone calls you "buddy" are they being condescending or am I just being sensitive and it doesn't mean anything? I always dislike it.
>bmiworthless metric
itchy beard
Mate asked me to be his best man. He's also asked me (and about 30-40 other close family/friends) to pay £150 a head to attend for the whole weekend, to cover the cost of hotel and food. Can't really say no without sounding like a cunt. Thought the couple usually covered those costs for the wedding party desu
>>201836086YesWe don't call people buddy here unless it's for that explicit reason
dont like the idea of noise-cancelling earphones in publici like to be especially aware of my surroundings you see
>>201836126bet you’ll still pay up and not complain
>>201836126Oh diddums, £150 for a lovely weekend with your friends
>>201836086i know brummies say it non-condescendingly as a stand-in for "mate"
>>201836155>Oh diddumsOh shut the fuck up you edgy fucking loser. Have a heart and show some sympathy.
>>201836084Make your own thread then you fucking autist. Nobody other than the resident schizos or spainnonce gives a shit what the OP or edition is.
>>20183605835 year old balding millennial here. Same shit used to happen when I was a teenager. Only difference is nowadays everyone has a smartphone so you hear and see way more mayhem.
>>201836046>Bradley Walsh was born in Watford on 4 June 1960,[1][2] the son of Scottish mother Margaret and English father Daniel.
>>201836141I can't talk with both inI talk like an absolute mong if I can't hear myself
>>201836171you clearly do having made them about your niche addiction all night
Knew my gf was the one when we marathoned Lord of the Rings together and she stroked my hair and kissed me when I started crying at the end when Aragorn is crowned king and starts singing and bows to the Hobbits and that.Genuinely hope you all get gfs soon lads, I was an incel until 25.
>>201836152Yeah I have>>201836155Not just that is itGonna have to get them a gift, £75 is probably the lowest I can get away withThen there's the transport to get there, £50New garms to wear for it, another £50 (suit jacket and trousers covered at least)Not to mention the £400 on the stag doHim getting married is bankrupting me ffs
any York men in?
>>201836126Pay itIt will be good craic
>>201836203I’m a 27 year old incel
>>201836086i dont like it either its definitely condescending
>>201836203The post that made me kill myself.
suffusing my pineal gland with esoteric yank culture war conspiracy theories
Sir Queer Sodomite
>>201836086
>>201836221i wish
>>201836219cuck
>>201836242love yank schizos
>>201836203What about when Boromir dies? Couldn't watch with a bird because that part makes me tear up a bit ngl.
How do the police possibly manage to enforce "revenge porn" laws? Dumb girls send nudes to guys who leak them literally every second of the day
>>201836306I'd been holding in the tears throughout mate, she cried a few times but I was trying to appear masculine and that. Eventually just gave up haha.
fucking hate some of you people>fucking hell lord of the rings omg ladsurgh just fucking do yourselves IN
Sir Mo Farrer
Went to a BBQ restaurant with some friends for lunch and now my farts smell of cornbread
>lord of the ringssuch gimpy shite
>>201836338>>201836347deanos detected
>>201836331>revenge porn lawsglad this isn't a thing here
>>201836338>>201836347shouldn't you be finishing winds of winter?
>>201836347wog opinion
>>201836338>>201836347It's okay lads, you'll find someone to love one day.
gf away for the week while she visits home so all by myself tried a run at lunch but think I pulled my Achilles because it hurts like fuck so stopped after a minute. Will have a few days off and try again on Saturday Another day fuck all work to do wfh toil and off next week so get in? Went to the old man club with dad tonight had 5 pints of coors and a bottle of moretti Just got home had a pear and going to sleep now blog off
>>201836331> The CPS charged 1,048 revenge porn offences across 825 cases between April 2020 and June 2022 inclusive. CPS analysis was carried out on a random cross-section of 50 revenge porn cases between June 2021 and June 2022. There was a total of 578 revenge porn offences across 445 cases during this time period.
>>201836387blog on
>>201836387*farts in my hand and blows it towards you*
Did the goblin fella cast a level 10 fireball at the wizard orcs and save the kingdom from the evil spell did he?Grow up.
Deanos actually love nerdy shit when its epic. Lost count of the amount of times a Deano's eyes have lit up when Lord of the Rings is mentioned.
>>201836338>>201836347deanoids out in droves tonight
>Just got home had a pear and going to sleep now
>>201836431howlingliterally how these dorks sound
Noporn.
>"the hobbit" is my bible!kill yourselves
>>201836335Then you did what I could not. My brother, my captain, my king.
a 59 yr old pedo from doncaster is allegedly dressing up as a 10 year old running round chasing kids, stay safe everyone
This is definitely some sort of /britfeel/ raid
>>201835524Popped one of these in me gums at the pub recently and within 5 minutes was heaving my guts up round the corner
>>201836431>Did the goblin fella cast a level 10 fireball at the wizard orcs and save the kingdom from the evil spell did he?Yeah. He did, actually. And it was enjoyed by all with the soul and cognitive ability to enjoy such things.
>>201836448where did you find this picture of me?
>>201836431>Did the goblin fella cast a level 10 fireball at the wizard orcs and save the kingdom from the evil spell did he?No, that's not the story.
>>201836494regularly do 60mg onessometimes 150mg ones when I'm with my mate at the pub like it's nothinghard man you see. used to it.
Embarrassing when mongs try emulate the banter
>>201836504>>201836520getting mixed messages here
new creps peng or nah?
>>201836544try to*
>>201836387>>201836448pears are delicious desu
Need to watch high-quality YouTube content instead of sticking on runtish shorts slop.
>>201836561running about with two cucumber for feet
>>201836561nice haircut lad
>>201836504Sorry just can't get into it. Too fanciful and flamboyant for my tastes, sounds a lot of made up shite you'd read in a children's book about fairies and kings in a land far far away.
>>201836561are you cosplaying as a leprechaun
>The level 18 high priest blood elf flew in on his cursed one eyed dragon! And then Blongomov used his ancient rune dagger to slay dark wizard Dangledorf and free the citizens of Hobbiton from the ice trolls curse!Yeah? That’s sound mate. As long as you’re enjoying yourself buddy.
>>201836524Yeah, hardened arteriesPride comes before a fall never forget>>201836567omission of words that are understood from the context and can be inferred by the listener or reader if they have a functioning brainIt's commonly done here between native speakers
Good night forumSweet dreams
>>201836580>have a boyfriend. have two.
>>201836561looks a nutritious meal that
>>201836625>>The level 18 high priest blood elf flew in on his cursed one eyed dragon! And then Blongomov used his ancient rune dagger to slay dark wizard Dangledorf and free the citizens of Hobbiton from the ice trolls curse!
>>201836413So it's basically a nothing burger because there are probably more instances of revenge porn happening every hour than 1048 cases
>>201836625>>The level 18 high priest blood elf flew in on his cursed one eyed dragon! And then Blongomov used his ancient rune dagger to slay dark wizard Dangledorf and free the citizens of Hobbiton from the ice trolls curse!None of this happens in the books. Or the films, for that matter. You're getting upset over an invention of your own mind.
>>201836628omit yourself
If you don't like fantasy literature, you likely aren't white.Not joking either, I know that London is full of cosmopolitan mutts.
>>201836648yeah mate post the edited picture of the black and white shirtless model, that will definitely "do him" and make him look like an idiotdefinitely won't make you look like a cringey teenager
>>201836625Tolkien is a household name and considered one of our countries greatsYou'll never amount to anything that's why you act the way you do
>>201836669Yeah? How did your autism screening go lad?
man I really wish I could watch the British Virgin Islands play the Cayman Islands right nowoh wait I canhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdWxk6Z3AXs&ab_channel=Concacaf
>>201836658>nothing burgerAmericans trying to understand the concept 'nothing':>imagine a burger......
>>201836439Which one is Deano?
>>201836625there are no “levels” in LOTR what are you waffling about
>>201836683It's too fake for me, I don't care for the wizard orcs and the enchanted ring of Mordor and all that bollocks, I can give it props on creativity and writing style just not my cup of teaI'm more into alternate history. A true white man's genre.
>>201836448i look like this and i say this
>>201836698>yeah mate post the edited picture of the black and white shirtless model, that will definitely "do him" and make him look like an idiot
>>201836716I haven't had an autism screening in over 15 years.
>>201836739He's trying to be funny and act out because he never had any attention from his family growing up
>>201836754done that cunt
>>201836704So is JK Rowling. Adults who obsess over Harry Potter are the same. It’s a kids film about wizards. Grow up.
>>201836747>I'm more into alternate history. >A true white man's genre.'WOT IF LE NAZIS WON LE WAR, SPOOOOOKY'kike genre
>I'm more into alternate history. A true white man's genre.let me guess, you're curious about what would have happened if the axis had won world war 2
>>201836747It's all based on our folklore and mythsHe repackaged it to be more palatableYou are a moron
>>201836698and you've just done yourself with this embarrassing outburst. they said it couldn't be done, but you did it
Diego hates LOTR yet Tolkein was a ChristianCurious
>>201836747>I'm more into alternate history.is that where autistic sixth-formers make 4-hour long youtube timelapses where they paint maps in different colours
>>201836787>>201836788
on drugs
why would anyone be proud of that lmao
>>201836524Think this was 150mg. I used to use them pretty regularly back in 2018/19 so thought it'd be alri but it absolutely fucked me. Had to go home lol
>>201836814Tolkein indicates that a Christian life involves heroism and sacrifice, Diego's only interested in a Christianity that lets him get drunk, ogle young girls and listen to music written for gay men.
>>201836814deegs can get back to sucking off circumcised men for 5 quid a pop and fuck off
My favourite part in lord of the rings was when Hagrid had a light saber fight with jar jar binks and flew away victorious in the millennium falcon. I bought so many toys to recreate that scene
>>201836889bit cynical, are not you?
>>201836841That's like caning a 10 deck in one goProfoundly stupid
>>201836889surely the fact you make these references you must have extensively watched all these movies
wish i drove a tractor for a living
For me, it's good Christian early modern fantasy. Your Liliths by George MacDonald, your Worm Ouroboroses by E.R. Eddison
>>201836909Yeah I didn't know it was that strong before taking it. Mate didn't think to tell me. Certainly felt like tanning a 10 deck
alri lads how we goin?
smartschoolboy9
>>201836787The most basic alternate history scenario that everyone knows and is poorly done. Always ends up in a 1000 year reich genociding most of the planet and living in an Aryan paradise.Read into other ones. The Peshawar Lancers. Years of Rice and Salt. Protect and Survive. For Want of a Nail. Fatherland. Good reads.
Niggers I have one gulp of Henry Westons left and then I'm GOING so PEACE
>>201836839it's a bbc propaganda piece mate
>>201836920They're both good, but ER Eddison was a Nietzchean.
>>201836913Pretty sure those are common references that anybody who talks to other people or uses the internet will have heard of
If I were gay or a woman I would suck so much cock
yep
>>201836999my dad couldn’t name jar jar binks
>>201837006bit of a bent comment m8
>>201836984Cheers lad, was being flippant. Will give these a look.
>>201837006so are you gay or a women?
>>201837052Name??
>>201837026Reform chads being based as per
>>201836839>72schizo radar going mad at this one
>>201837029Wasn’t he one of the biggest and most pushed characters?
As an autistic person, I
>>201837026is the make america great again man not popular outside of america? shocking
>>201837052who applied her lipstick lol they missed her top lip completely hahaha, you aint fooling anyone hun
screeched very effeminately in front of my mates earlierhope they didnt notice but i think they didah well
>>201837105Just fucking shut up you horrible little goblin cuntYou should have been killed as a child
>>201837105The average Deano loves Trump, cope leftypol.
LOVE star trekHATE star warsthe intellectual approach to nerd shite
>>201837111Hahah no but seriously, I still want to kiss those lips
>>201837026What about people in the UK who dont vote but would vote for Trump if he were an option?
>>201837147star trek is SHITEboring mong bait
>You should have been killed as a child
>>201837085kaitviolet
>>201837143The average Deano thinks he's funny but couldn't name a single one of his policies
Never seen any Star Wars or Star Trek stuff. Feel free to ask me any questions you may have about Star Wars or Star Trek
100 years ago this age gap was perfectly normalliberals have ruined everything
>>201836839please do not try to understand the mindset of non whites they exist on another plane of reality entirely
>>201837173I'm getting really sick of you
ummm, that's a dog
>>201837195>Israel
>>201837195Don’t you have Palestinians to rape, shlomo
>>201837137i'm only pointing out that people outside of america are obviously going to be less likely to support him
>>201837195still not a big deal, the lad shouldn't have brought it up
>>201837135Little man saw a spider in the shower did he? LOL
>>201837195I am 31 but have a 21yo gf, Felt wrong at first but now I realised I don't care
>>201837195
mad how theres about 5 paragraphs on Al Jolsons wikipedia page about how it was fine for him to wear blackface because he was jewish
>>201837195Why are you here ya Jew
>>201837195women be like "omg he's 30 and she's 25, what do they even talk about"dey crazy fr
>>201837195literally the ages of my parents when I was born
>>201837211gooddoesnt make senseyeah we can replicate anything we ever want but we still have an economy? its for the birds mate
Don’t like any of the Star Wars movies but I liked the knights of the old republic games
>>201837233zoomers are a mindbroken generationAfter that convo he tabbed out to 18 porn
>>201837186thank u !!
>>201837269probably why zoomer girls prefer millennial chads
>>201837260They genuinely have better stories.
WAPi got that WAPget it, niggass?i ahve itWAP i meanmeaning, wet ass poomy poo is watery
>>201837260mad how shit they are 20years later
Deano slagging off lord of the rings as childish nonsense as he turns to another episode of peaky blinders
>>201837193Do you like any sci-fi whatsoever?
>>201837288yeah but you're not a millennial "chad" are you? some balding skinny fat runt making 30k a year, driving a corsa and living in a flatshare
>>201837307kek this
>>201837307HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>201837307um they say swear words in peaky blinders
>>201837307lol
>>201837307fucking kek, so true. ahaha
>>201837307objectively good show
>>201837299Disagree but ok
can feel uncle alcohol spreading his pernicious grip over my thinking apparatus aka brain
In American English the swear word is "ass" and the acceptable variant is "butt". So in British English is "arse" considered a swear? If so what is the acceptable version. "tush"?
>>201837307Heemed that runtCan here him sputtering
>>201837259It's explicitly said the need for want or desire is practically erased on earth.There's no currency either.War, disease, famine and hunger is non-existent.The only purpose is to persue discovery for the glory of science.
>>201837384Bottom
>>201837307in tears at this lmao
Never met anyone who watches peaky blinders, never seen an episode myself. Refuse to believe it's popular, is it even still on?
>>201837312Not really. Blade runner and post apocalyptic type stuff can be cool I guess. Not sure if that counts as sci-fi though
>>201837387But they routinely break their own prime directive shit and meddle with other civilizations so the overarching theme is that humans are full of shit and trash
>>201837321>30k a yearwhat the hell is wrong with that
>>201837412>Not sure if that counts as sci-fi thoughYou're fucking retarded bro
>>201837412star wars isn't sci fistar trek is barely sci fiblade runner is actually sci fi
>>201837370objectively incorrect
>>201837384Bum
>>201837307oh MYdeano, your response??????
>>201837398Oh ok. yeah that's pretty unoffensive
got a big pig arse hanging off my backcaught david cameron sneaking up on me a couple of times, so now I wear kanga pads everywhere
>>201837387>>201837426ive said it before and ill say it again, romulans are the closest thing to humanity on that shit show
>>201837437>>201837438Don’t know what to make of this. Is that sci-fi or not?Also what is sci-fi?
been 2 years since yellowstone was on why the fuck have such a long gap in the same season
>>201837307genuinely the funniest post in 4chan history
>>201837426nah there are caveats where if a society sends out a distress call then they're obliged to help whereas if a planet is doomed to be obliterated without a distress call they have to just let it happenOf course the success of not violating the prime directive is highly contingent on the calibre of writing for that particular season cause trek has it's fair share of SHITE but from watching TNG thus far they have some quite fun ways of playing by the rules.I don't know about the captains of the other shows but Picard is a complete autist when it comes to Starfleet regulations so they need to come up with smarter dialogue whenever they brush up against it.
>>201837459Maybe that's an American thing. I was just trying to think of other acceptable slang words for it
>>201837307underrated
sci-fi is basically anything vaguely tech related
>>201837487history and philosophy > both
you know what I never watched? Battlestar Galacticano idea what it even is
>>201837307Sir Yank Zinger!
I remember when Doctor Who used to be a big deal here, nearly everyone watched it in the 2000sEvents in the episodes made headline news and shit Even Torchwood was massive during Children of EarthHow far it's fallen
why is everyone replying to that yank's post
Is transformers a sci-fi?
>>201837307screaming
>>201837307kek, good one
>>201837524thats that me expressooOoO
just found out Violet Myers doesn't wipe her arse, what a dirty bitch
>>201837307the rare good yank post
>>201837524Fucking horrible bitch
>>201837307
>>201837555corr
Am i the only one who used to think Moe Lester was the name of an American comedian or something?Whenever i see a name i've not heard of and has some ambiguous combination of first + last name that could be from any country i just assume it's some famous American celebrity i've not heard of bu
>>201837487Fantasy books > sci fi booksSci fi films > fantasy films
>>201837524hate this midget cunt
might go for an incelrun
>>201837597correct
>>201837601didn't realise she's under 5'Wonder how the BBCs fit
>>201837307checked and kek'd
>>201837606are you incelrunning after women
Wish they would make another mass effect game.
>>201837653yeah they did, andromeda
>>201837508sci fi is a branch of philosophy>>201837517it's goodit's hard to describe, just watch the pilot at the very least
>>201837653Why?>Game about a universe>Still feels tiny and railroaded
>>201837653kill youself
For me it's theological science fiction detailing a special kind of nightmarish world that we are already living in but don't know it yet
>>201837673Every game is about a universe you twat
NEW>>201837685>>201837685
I just texted a girl who friendzoned and unfollowed me after our date last weekProbably my lowest moment
Hello?
>>201839823yeaht. shagged
