self fulfilling prophecy edition>>201834088previous
>150k/yrhow much of that goes to taxes and housing
enough to feed yo mama lmao
on god my shit fucced up frfr tho no fuccin cap im boutta crash out bro on my momma
gonna cook now bye
Gaza is a graveyard
I don't pay attention to the price of gas when filling up, but I'll look at vehicle ownership costs as a whole
>>201840364money mindset
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrldNZikQ_A
good morning American friends
ill post in other generals because i get bored of this one
I go to other general
Those that hurt animals or children deserve to hang from lampposts.
>>201840476why do you cheat on us
ngl this general kinda fucking sucks
>>201840538Bring something back
your mom sucks
>>201840677No she doesn't and she's a really nice lady
Fed some seagulls some stale bread
started posting in /mena/ despite never meeting an arab person in my life
The bat has returned to my neighbors tree
>>201840844robots will do this to us in the year 2050
>>201840844mr oinkers noooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>201840876good
When did it become fashionable for Russian state media to poopoo the Allies and call us war criminals for bombing Germany? I don't remember the Soviets ever complaining about the poor German cities
>>201840898dresden nah but hiroshima and nagasaki were definitely war crimes
Reminder that Canada never did anything wrong in WW1 or WW2.
hate chatgpt and ai slop and llm bots
>>201840935Japanese cannibalized Allied soldiers so I don't really care.
dadberg is taking me to target tomorrow to pick up my new incelcycle
>>201840935japan had it coming
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thank_God_for_Mississippi
>>201840935ok well it was gonna be warcrimes either way. All of us invading Japan would have been even more destructive and costly for both sides.
hate living in the desert
There's a parallel universe where the universities here are full of japanese girls and we have way too many japanese immigrants and they keep the streets clean and traffic is easygoing because they are considerate people
hate living in a swamp
Do you have love for mankind?
moving back to the midwest
>>201841063the desert's baaaased tho, where you at
>>201841131las vegas
ive never been further west than texas
>the exact same product with the exact same brand is 80 cents more expensive at publix than aldi
My life would be better if i lived in Tennessee
why are they like this?
cant move for 8 months but i got a place lined up
>>201840935>hiroshima and nagasaki were definitely war crimesHave never understood the rationale behind this.
so uhh do they make dogpoo movies in your countree https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G923NtfBvOU
>>201841278looks epic sauce brother, im gonna watch it
>>201840538And the brits will never extradite one of their own
>>201841278>sassy fat black woman
Jack Black is a cuck and Kyle Gass is based
>>201841278that kid looks like destiny
>>201841063>not being a bedouinnot basedgranted i think the logistics for that would be annoying, im still trying to figure out how it could be possible so when I give up on life and become a homeless I might be able to find a habibi and lead a group of mercs
>>201840844I closed the image before piggy was fully through the levelers. I want to thing piggy received a massage.
>>201841278is Minecraft still that big?
>>201841313im native american i can't even dress like an arab guy and look cool
>>201841323yes. it started to decline in popularity around 2014/2015 but came back around 2018
>>201841323Yeah I don't think minecraft will ever die
>>201841309Cringe
>>201841345What happened in 2018
>>201841278>more fat negro women in gayming not that I play games thobut I see many complaints about it here so I kinda know what's popular among the young folks
>it's a mania or anxiety episode again
>school shooting in georgia
>>201841396Are you talking about sam hydes dogshit livestream shows?
hate ai bots ruining everything hard
this is it for me, it's not getting any better
God be with you, gentlemen. Take care of yourselves. Never stop believing and never stop grinding.
>>201841413no, i'm talking about experiencing an episode of mania or anxiety and am using the attached image's expression of worry as an accompaniment for that message
Gababussy
>>201840169he really tried to eat that
my life peaked when i was 13
i dispute the very concept of war crimes, aggravated assault, and different degrees of murder
>disputes the concept of morality and calls you a nigger
la dispute
>>201841490*charges you with hate crime*gotteeemm
>>201841460
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25 dollars for an iphone charger???
>>201841460https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8craCGpgs
ITODDLERS BTFO
Jerked off and fell asleep.
>>201841622just a cummer boy
iDispute
>>201841638BTFO doesn't even begin to describe it. itoddlers raped and tortured to death is more like it. That's how I feel right now.
>>201841691how're'ou posting this while being asleep
iWithoutYou
>all canadians
thinking about buying a penguin mascot costume for halloween
>>201841813
>>201841839kawaii!!!
pen-pen from neon genesis evangelion
lucky there's a family guy
what's the opposite of a family guy
>>201841933a black guy
>>201841933a single woman
Are you retarded?
>>201841933incel chud
retarded? I am tarded
>>201842047is a double double two milks two sugars?
WTF is wrong with canadian niggas???
>>201842081They're rapists, murderers and criminals... some, I assume, are good people
Aruba, Jamaica, ooh, I wanna take yaBermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mamaKey Largo, MontegoBaby, why don't we go?
l think my interview went good but fug, it always makes me nervous when they say shit like "if we decide to go through" AAAAAHHHHat least they gave me like 7 free cans of kombucha lmao
did trump mean " their rapists" or "they're rapists"
>>201842101Donna still around? I worked there
>>201842130dey rapists
>>201842144oh dey is?
chicken corn and potato turned out fantastic im very pleased
>>201842137no clue man, it was all night shifters when i interviewed
>>201842280I worked the nights it was easy as fuck but all the people are annoying. If you are taking Jason's forklift spot you shouldn't have to deal with them too much
>>201842100Aruba, Aruba, ohh, ArubarubaAruba, Aruba, Arubabaruba Aruba, ArubaArubabaruba?
>>201842303why did you quit?
buy a pack of oreos and make it last more than 48 hours challenge
>>201842335Easy, I just have to kms
Got chicken strippers in ze oven and coffee brewin'. Gonna take a shower in the meantime. But first! this old cuppa from this morning.
I eat about 50g of protein per day
>>201842330Sometimes you gotta hit the road
if i get stuck in the sand again tonight i'm killing myself on livestream
>>201842330also they hired a FTM tranny that had rick and morty stickers on her car and would talk all the time lol I had to split
>>201842047not as far as any medical record is concerned
>>201842401fockin hell i'm pretty sure i saw that car in the parking lot when i got there
not a fan of chuds
I am a big fan of chums
>>201842440i've accepted that i am a little bit of a chud but not in a bad way
Big Chung-ACK!
addicted to fan boy and chum chum reruns
i'm the chuddiest of them all
for me it's cheems
I love everyone especially Hitler
>>201842462are you the anon that liked planet sheen and eventually moved on to fanboy and chum chum
i need to stop caring about politics
when my cat stand up on two legs her belly looks like Jim Carey's in the Grinch
>>201842488it's good for your mental health
what would the world be like now if hillary won in 2016?
>>201842565More economic mayhem, less chaos in every other regard.
do you guys wanna see where i got stuck in the sand last night
>>201842565better, righties wouldnt be worshipping a traitor
>>201842600i mean yeah but how did you get stuck in sand
>>201842565It would have deflated [redacted] and [redacted] mania never would have broken everyone's minds.
>it's the trump-hating leaf again
sorry for hating traitors to the greatest nation on earth!!
https://youtu.be/io0UQ74sXfw?si=PYX01e1c2r3wgfXjshe is only 152cm and from QUAKER TOWN Pennsylvania, so the thing is her german-american pussy is really really tight, she is the white Ariana Grande. On a scale from 1 to 10 how gladly would you put your cockus into that pussy ?
women
>>201842663would
I've had a long day, and haven't eaten at all, so I'm going to reward myself with pringles and cashews
i love america more than you ever will
>>201842611i guess you cant really see but these ruts are huge like 8 in deep. i thought i saw a car on the route so i went the opposite way straight into loose sand like a tard lmao. the car in question turned out to be a wrecked one someone ditched
>>201842663the perfect broad >>201842652very nice pits but extremely grim face. 6/10 just for not being fat
Cover Letters should be illegal.Look at my fucking resume and application
>>201842713the car in question, testing landscape view
>Trump on Harris debate strategy: "I'm going to let her talk"
>>201842565Remember when shadman drew a loli version of her? There was something not quite right with that fella.
>>201842749Bad idea, he has so much fucking dirt on him that she could end his life, even if she had trouble articulating it.
all employers who try to wrangle you into work shit when your off work on your personal time should be hanged, drawn and quartered in the town square in a big celebratory event like those lynching spectacles during Jim Crow with popcorn and cotton candy and fireworks and you can even get pictures taken next to their corpses >>201842122
>>201842748nice looks like i can use landscape and stop breaking necksme on car, also end of monologue
chuds really be supporting a 80 year old guy lmao
tfw no succubus gf
i support total aryan victory
>>201842777can you even imagine having this sort of meal?
>Bad idea, he has so much fucking dirt on him that she could end his life, even if she had trouble articulating it.
im back
Had a chocolate edible only to find out that I'm apparently somehow allergic Throat is scratchy and feels swollen, tension in my forehead. This blows :(
you can't articulate anything with word salads
I love women with humongous, head-dwarfing breasts.
>>201842863Have you had a lovely day?
im gonna say the T word
stackers are by far the best value item from taco bell
>>201842903Awful take. Hardly any substance to them. Beefy melt burritos taste like heaven and 2 of them will fill you up
>>201842891it was okay. what about you?
>>201842927you must have bad employees at your joint because they always load mine up. how much is a beefy melt? i usually just stick to the value menu but i've been meaning to try one of those
taco bell sucks
>>201842940It was also okay for me anon
are you guys going to see the minecraft movie
>>201842968what's your preferred mexican place? i like the deals mainly, i can load up for cheap at tb
>>201842994no but I'll watch the second mario movie
>>201842994no, I will see Joker 2 and Mel's Passion of Christ sequel
latino snack chips are all disgusting
>>201842994I'll pirate it when it comes out
>>201843011the local one, it's not a chain
LA just got hit by a nuke.
>that feel when you come home and take a massive dump after refusing to use the disease ridden shitter at work
there was an old 70s seagal movie playing on tv the other day and it was actually alright so now i know he wasn't always the lolcow he is today but there was definitely too much of a that self serving i'm a huge badass thing seagal does and he did not even back then have the body of the huge badass he played as but the movie was alright
>>201843055chat is this real
>>201843055HOLY FUCK CHECK CNN
>>201843055Ay papi who ez in east LA,Macho is thy name.Free Aztlan now,Your gardening done,In Mexico as it is in CaliforniaGive us this day our daily tortillaAnd forgive our illegal immigrationAs we forgive those who illegally immigrate against usLead us not into ICEBut deliver us from the CIAFor thine is the narcotic and child trafficking forever and ever.Holmes.
>>201843055
Think I'll have bacon, hotdogs, and eggs for dinner
>>201841068Watch were you walkin bitch
>>201843101Why is it Timmy Turner couldn't he just make a wish
>>201842474yes
>>201843055As always, I can confirm, this isn't true.
it's over
never eaten a hot dog in my life
>>201843147i don't believe you
>>201843143
remember when everyone thought hawaii was getting nuked and some dude banged his sister thinking they were gonna die anyway
I only eat bratwurst and sausage
>>201843171good
>>201843166kek yes
>>201843171?
>>201843166No
Anime?
>>201843193>that paltry campfireISHYGDDT
I demand attention
>>201843203
>>201843171hows about you get your lips around this sausage darlin'
>>201843219What’s the acronym mean againI don’t really post here anymore almost ever
>>201843153they seem gross and my family never bought them
>>201843247
>>201843262Shouldve known id get dudl dudl’d
>Philadelphia, Mississippi
What should I have for dindin tomorrow night, /cum/mies?Currently I'm thinking that I'll take some tofu out of the freezer and make some peanut-brocoli spaghetti to go along with it.
>Shanghai, West Virginia
they just not her
Vodka soda againMixing sourdough bread dough. Should have two loaves tomorrow morning.
wtf this anon is a time traveler
>>201843324based and true
Should I go to the hospital? It hasn't gotten any better...
>>201843355yesand lose weight
holy fuck your hand is fat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXzVlbExNhc
>>201843346based naked booba poster
>>201843355Bug bite?
>>201843359But it's almost 11pm.>>201843361Because I'm fat
>>201842713ohhh i get it okay yeah that makes sense>>201842777he's holding up hims prize
>>201843409BQQM... .
>>201843355The same happened me when I rested my elbow on the oven. It eventually starts to scab
>>201843123cool im glad you are enjoying your show buddy
>>201843409homoerotic profile picture talking politics... brian is that you?
>>201843392Accidentally burned my hand with boiled water to make mash potatoes the other day.
>>201843159smartest north korean leader
>>201843290Are you a woman?
Just realized that you're supposed add the bananas to a banana chocolate chip pancake after you cook it.
>>201843346
Old lady from work just texted me. If someone retired texts me this late about work I assume they can wait until morning.>>201843290Sounds good
terrible gimmick
>>201843476>MEEP MEEP
found the halloween costume im wearing this year
more of a hentai guy myself
>>201843430ouch, for me it's usually stabbing myself cutting veggies. put some aquaphor on it, it'll blister up but you'll be fine unless it starts looking inflamed or infected in the blister areas. how many days has it been? burns usually take a while for the redness to go away
Yall need professional help
>>201843503>Kent County>doesn't contain Kent Islandthis is outrageous
Hey guys Deji here
votin for mala
votin for donnie
votin' for yang
>>201843526Happened last Sunday. I tried to put some Polysporin on it a couple of times. It hasn't gotten much better though.
>>201843568Yo lil Donnie
>>201843562I use to watch him during his comedyshortsgamer era kind of sad to see how much he and is brother sold out
>>201843562como andas cabron hoy no te he visto posteando mucho
>>201843583Youtube has fallen. We must rebuild.
shaking with anger someone just disagreed with me on the internet you can't do it it's not right
>>201843577Remember when he choked during the debate and didn't talk at all? Sad!
>>201843577
trump/yang wouldve been kino
>>201843588No me insultes.
>>201843582Yo lil donnie I voiced the opening for Fallout.
100% of yangs platform was "people will care more about the issues if we give everyone free money"
what's one sentence I can say as a white boy to a young black woman from Louisiana to get her to love me
>>201843579it might not hurt to get some antibiotics just in case. how painful is it?
>>201843620it wasnt about free money it was because of automation rendering most workers obsolete
>>201843620reminder that donnie dolalrs during the pandemic were basically UBI and people used it to pay bills or groceries, proving him right
>>201843621I can bee your boo and you can be my shawty
trump is based
>>201843621Tell her you would have voted for Obama if you could have
>>201843620I liked his ideas for regulating campaign finance donations
>>201843553Yeah QA County has it. Just as well. The locals here don't like how built up and developed the island is.
>>201843622It's not much painful just more annoying than anything since my right hand is my principal hand so if I touch the redder parts it hurts a bit.
>>201843621you tryna roll wih me shawty shieeet you fine as hell bes buhleee dat>>201843612no te estoy insultando wey estaba preguntandote que pasa
is michelle obama a man
>>201843696¿Lo que está sucediendo? Estoy perdiendo la cabeza.
Dinner is served.
>>201843727I would say grim, but I have no room to talk because I had cashews and cheddar pringles for dinner
>>201843647based on what?
>>201843679Yeah, I used to live in Talbot County before I recently moved here. It's not for me, I love being out in nature but I get depressed if I'm not living around a lot of people
>>201843680if you want my opinion, i'd recommend simply acetaminophen and the topicals you've been using, but don't forget to wash it with water every so often. watch to see if it worsens but it'll most likely heal on its own in time, thankfully it isnt a big area or else you'd be in blister city
>>201843727based and JBLpilled
>Maryland
Hell is empty, and all the devils are here
Delmarva......... home......
>>201843727Is that black coffee with chicken strips
>>201843750The first night it happenes I did get a couple of blisters.
who am I without my smile?
moving back to the midwest in 9 months, if i had more money id break my lease and move back sooner
>>201843346hello fellow icarus male
>>201843833a bitch?
20 years from now someone will use AI writing analysis on the archive to expose us all
>>201843866goat ham
>>201843860does smiling make me courageous?
>>201843866this site will be wiped out and only the cia will have archives of our posts to arrest us
>>201843866>20 yearsill be fine
>>201843826they were on the discolored spots right? let them breathe for a few hours in between washing and reapplying your topicals
>>201843882Ive had multiple background checks and not once have I dinged any flags
>FBI says alleged Apalachee High School shooter Colt Gray was investigated last year for making online threats to commit a school shooting
>>201843824Lol yes.
>>201843748Easton is kind of cool. I get a bit stir crazy as well if I feel alone. Was considering GTFOing this area quickly for DC or Annapolis until last year when I found more people who weren't rich retired boomers or rednecks. Chestertown also has decent things to do for a town of 5.4k even if it's not like a big city.
>>201843906FBI lets this happen so they can take our guns away
>>201843882i've never said anything illegal on here. i have been politically incorrect but hopefully future wrongthink laws aren't written to be retroactively enforced.
>rednecks>in maryland
>>201843562deji deez nuts
>>201843924I freaked out for a second thinking u hacked my webcam
>>201843939there are tons of them, you have never been to maryland
I fear God not AI
>>201843956it's like d+30
i casually mention killing politicians irl, doing it here isn't any different for me except for jannoids putting me in time out
>>201843964perhaps god is ai created by another civilization eons ago
>>201843939>he's never been to frednecksburg
>>201843939The Eastern shore and other peripheral areas have them.
>>201843979do...do you think democrat rednecks don't exist?because i can assure you that there are millions of them
>>201844006that's the entirety of vermont
one of my best friends in the army was a jewish redneck from maryland
>>201843985
most MD counties vote red but the blue counties have the higher population so they winmany such cases!
haven't had water in my apartment all daysomeone is going to have to answer for this
I enjoy telling people "to repent of [their] sins and find Jesus" because while it may be true it makes people really mad lol.
im back do you guys need me to make the new
i need alcohol so bad
i need some crack
>>201844125>>201844125>>201844125
>>201844114go ahead bud
ez last
