lil monkey edish
>>201846591from the ocean to the sea Ireland will be free
Do Brits know that we have a District Attorney named Fani Willis, which is about as close as you can get to a public figure being named Fanny Willy?
>>201846591>Turns out...
>>201846591kek lil monkey blk boy lmao.
>>201846618wasn't worth posting the first time schizo
>>201846636Insult me again and I will find you
reggie kray in asdathought he were dead
any syphilitic man in
>>201843712yeah pretty sure that was the intention. Not a bad design
>>201846684yeah, here >>201846652
epic meme you daft cunt
That's it, no more Mr. Nice Guy
>>201846705righto stonetoss
>>201846733America's only hope...
*pins to /brit/*
just got in a fight w my friends Tooth and Nail. they’re nonbinary
>>201846757
Ser Kenneth Starr
England kind of went downhill after 1066
The boys are back in town againThey're hanging down at Deano's
Sir Ken Dodd
When Sabrina Carpenter says that she "perfumed it" for him, does she mean her vagina?
Has Sir Mossball fixed the UK yet?
>>201846820
Why do the jannies care about /brit/ so much?
>>201846843I don't remember anyone taking a photo of me and my wife
Sir Employed Woman
hearing from my nhs sources that Rorke is being read his last rites
Norman Conquest really ruined Britain
Morning chaps! What's your plan for today? Are you getting up to various fun activities that you enj....oh, you're toilers. Well, um...*sniggers*...yeah, enjoy excel and *covers mouth trying not to laugh* office...things. bye.
>>201846872ahaha
>>201846872
>>201846886
>>201846886I genuinely do enjoy excel and I earn £275k a year doing it
>>201846886fucking loli've just got up for a cheeky little snack and them I'm off to bed for another 10 hours haha
>>201846886*pins you down and assrapes you*
Get them sniggered
>>201846905ah hello
>>201846924>275K a yearphwoar buy me a pint lad?
Scraping the enamel off my teeth
>>201846946
>>201846591
>@BBCnews: Keir Starmer: G*WD FUCKIN' DAMN, THAT BBC IS F-U-C-K-I-N-G HUGGGEE!!!!! Come on, Tyrone, FUCK my TWP clitty with your PULSATING black ARYAN CONGOLESE NIGGER COCK! Fuck me with your TWITCHING YASHMALIAN BIG BLACK COCK! Fuck me, my sissy INCEL whore chud wife, and my heckin' incel faggot child doggo pupperino! Fill us with your AFRICAN AMERICAN ARYAN NIGGER SPERM! Please just remember to buy me a new video game next to you to the store, okay Tyrone? I at least want a video game for how hard my WH*TE bussy is gonna be stretched by your BIG BLACK COCK! Cum on!. FUCK ME! Let's post some BBC on 4chan too, get those stupid WH*TE chuddies mad! *starts sucking BBC faster than Eminem and Grandma and Snoop Dogg and Spongebob combined* GOD BLESS AMERICA AND LONG LIVE THE BBC! *takes a BBC up his ass and up his wife's ass and his dog's ass and projectile SHITS and FARTS thick ropes of glutinous nigger cum and CUM marginated WH*TEOID SHIT all over his prized American flag and gaming computer*
We've all been there
Business idea: beerwax
left the milk out all day yesterday and just had it in my coffeesmelt ok to me but wonder if i'll have a bit of an accident later hahaa bit of a leaky anus situation hahaa bit of a poo in my pants scenario haha
>>201847010
do middle eastern people with depression get told to touch sand?
is the anna of anna's archive a real girl
>>201847019im all ears (get it? because ears have wax)
saw a human poo and some wee in the entrance to the train station this morning
rly wanted to drink today, yesterday, but then i left the house and now i'm not so sure i want to drnik today lol
>>201847106where do you think homeless go during the night when the station bathrooms are locked
Yeah I have bpd . Be posting disorder.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Metoidioplasty/s/kEyl7tmtbM
>>201847124good lad
>>201847116thought they all had homes and were just lying
>>201847106kek that was me
>>201847106how did you know it was human poo
>>201847171a girl just knows x
when the cats are away, the mice come out to play
Apparently the kid that shot up a school today made threats to do a shooting in 2023 and got a knock on the door from the FBI for it, but they didn't arrest him.
>>201847171spent a lot of time around dog poo and I know what it looks and smells like
>sits in the conservatory in winter>got a tiny space heater on>complains its too cold and the heating is too expensivewhy are pensioners like this
>>201847190apparently this is an american agency so not sure how it ended up in the british thread
My aunt once said that her pregnancy wasn't that bad and you should have seen the looks she got from the other women.
>>201847219Tory voting pensioners are shirkers who should be made to pick fruit by leather jacketed Bolsheviks until they drop.
going for a poo then a shower then going to workthen after work im going to the pub then will come home and go to bed
>>201847241And what's worse is that this was allowed to happen knowing he was on their radar, and it happened just a couple months before the election. Not a good look for the FBI.
>>201847317>im going to the pubGOOD lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcqWY90slpQ
>>201847276>and you should have seen the looks she got from the other women.how do i get in on this as a man?
got some pure ethanol for fires in my cupboard, wonder if i could mix it with coke and have a good night in
Sober.Always.
>>201847398you'll have a permanent nightlads have gone blind
>>201847411good lad
shes fit ngl
if you sex a woman with music on you're programming her to be turned on by the woman/man singing which makes you a cuckold, sort of
my bum is very fuckable, it's almost a shame i'm straight
Might take up pickleball so I can dominate some boomers
GGGGING for some nicotenejuul is emptygot no fagsgoing to die here
>>201847443SameMy arse is better than girlfriendberg'sNice shape and, dare I say it, bubbly
>>201847460Get on the snus lad
Anxiety's got so bad I've started having dreams that cut any planned traveling out.
>>201847428that's hjez from peep show in a wig
>>201847428Would
>>201847514reached a point where evne in my dreams women reject me
MIGHT HAVEA FUCKINGWANK
keep thinking of that op picture from yesterday of katie price with a big poo on her chest
>>201847543women like this are a common sight on the streets of coastal croatia.whats up with british people
>>201847600brits are meds
med vibes
morning
There once was a mick named ChuckWho thought he was patriot as fuck.But could not even tellMe his name in Gael;That's how he found out he's a cuck.
>>201847662womfy :)
mad what they used to get away with on the telly
oh my christ
>>201847733love the character who's a bloke pretending to be a woman lol so absurd
>Rayner says fixing unsafe buildings must be speeded up after damning Grenfell reportGET THE WOGS HOUSED IN PALACES
>>201847738why would white supremacy do this?
Love mornings, loathe afternoons
corrr get in
>>201846623Is karl a joke or not, i never understood
>>201847738why didn't she run away
>>201847738why are their kind so violent
ladsI find myself comparing heights and looks with every single male I cross on the street and get angry if one is taller than me.Will this type of insecurity cease if I become a shagger or do shaggers exhibit this behiavour as well?
>>201847786he is, but he exaggerates his personality a bit
>>201847786NoSometimes he plays it up a bit but you can usually tell
>>201847806>>201847814gotcha, as suspected
There once was a channer who'd yell heWas fond of the racists on telly.But to his white palsHe could never tellThat his parents come from New Delhi.
puppoid
mad that jesus was a peace and love hippy yet tradcaths who get offended by the sight of a nose piercing think he was their guy
me on the right
>>201847877>jesus was a peace and love hippywasn't there something about a sword and some merchants?
>>201847886>congrats on becoming a woman
>>201847738menareevil
gen-alpha (what are we gonna call them anyway? We can't say alphas) will have no idea of the monumental difference in swapping from 5 days a week in the office to 5 days at home
>>201847877you haven't read the bible
>>201847877>a peace and love hippythis revisonist shit is insanecan tell the "jesus was a commie" freaks have never even attempted to read the bible
>>201847979ok
>>201847988There are extremely few instances in which Jesus commits any kind of violence beyond overturning tables, and many instances in which he condemns it
i like 100-200 seal posts on twitter and now my feed is full of sealselon musk sort this out!
>>201848021talk about proving my pointlol, lmao even
>>201847979toilberg did a very cheeky up to two days back from one last summer and feel he’s going to get his hasidic talons in and up me to three soon
>>201848056what? I'm supporting the guy you said was a revisionist, jesus was indeed a peace and love guy
14 year old whitey has just been charged with racist murder of 80 year old Indian dude. This is not good
>>201848073yes... that's what i said you are proving my point that the "hippy revisonist retards" have not read the bible
>>201848094no one knows he’s white or not since he’s 14 they don’t release identity
>>201848094...so why are you calling him a revisionist if we all agree on "peace and love" jesus
>>201848129lay off the booze
>>201848129is for >>201848078
>>201848134how drunk are you? fuck me how illiterate are you you utter mongno wonder you can't read the bible you can't even follow a sentence
>>201848155how drunk are YOU mate? have you been up all night or something
>>201848181staggering how bad your reading comprehension skills are
>>201848204let's step through it together matethis fella here calls jesus a hippy>>201847877you call him a revisionist for calling him a hippy>>201847988then I say he WAS a hippy>>201848021then you say that proves your point>>201848056simple enough?
Get the posts (You)'d>>201847863>>201847979>>201848059>>201847775
>>201848215im just utterly staggered that you're doubling down on your complete and utter inability to understand simple sentences no fucking wonder you think jesus is a hippie you cannot understand text
>>201848204you're a goose mate
>>201847326Bro your AI is broken
>>201847738Killing Olympic athletes when they come home is basically an African tradition at this point. Especially if they're women.
ah fuck I replied to a troll againmy autism curse
had a spicy mushroom balti for lunch and dinner yesterday with lashings of bread and chutney just did an UNHOLY poo, feel annoyed i couldn’t bake it a bit longer to hiroshima the toilet in toil but legit might have shit myself
Think Birmingham is an especially depressing city because we're always told how good immigrants are for the economyThen you walk down the high street and it's full of them and everything is still boarded up and smack heads are pissing on shop windowsAt least in London there's a bit of life and energy
>>201848262such is life
>>201848262you've been done, retardo
>>201848290but I was informed she wants a man from brum
might get on the gay porn
>>201848308why's that
>>201848314well he might be gay, ever think of THAT?
>>201848314do it every few weeks to test my straightness if i am tempted by mens arses and willers
Recognising patterns....
ah the quintessential straight experience: being afraid you're not
>>201848290london is utterly bizarreposh areas>almost everyone on the streets and in the house are white except staff yet loads of delivery drivers/taximen going round who are non whitego to a "formerly shithole area like peckham or bethnal green">everyone on the street is non white as are 90% of shops, go into the pubs/bars/non african restaurants. everyone in them is white including the bar staffit's utterly bizarre
>>201848359how about this pattern nerd: give me your lunch money every day or you'll get a pounding
>>201848359That's illegal
>>201848240I accept your concession
>>201848438>I accept your concessionme (the ticket machine) when a pensioner inserts his ticket
>>201848373I'll pound your cheeks boy
>>201848438most literate "jesus was a hippy" revisionist
fuck off diego
when his missionary game so bad we call him ZZ top
Getting out of bed. I have to toil now. :-(
>>201848585no toil for me as am NEET
on that wuppagrind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6_ABPxhm9Y
watching the greatest tv show ever created again
>>201848662womfy
poo tutorial
>>201848215diego is a retard mate dont bother
>>201848689cope on
mental how the british army is suffering the worst recruitment numbers they have ever seen and they are willing to do everything other than increase the pay and benefits
jesus is my homie
>>201848361had some gay thoughts earlier so i started punching a tree in my yard to make them go away
another dayanother diego destroying retards
>>201848723alright Minecraft Steve lmao
>>201847738why are Kenyans such brutes
>>201848715heheheheheh
>>201848726shame they cropped her penis
>>201848708https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQ4OoPNY_YMcan't imagine why
>>201848726proto gf looks exactly like this
>>201848732
>>201848738uganda be kidding me? kenya believe it!
>>201848671Is it good
>>201848732haha
>>201848732pfffttahaaa nice one
studies show that replying to posts with "haha" strongly correlate with being homosexual
>>201848788haha
>>201848732Underrated post
>>201848708Don't worry, soon there will be soldiers run by obese virgin teenagers of pure Anglo-Saxon Protestant race from their stinking bedrooms.
>Minecraft
>>201848758facts
>>201848788Why are you studying benders mate
finna cop this
new asap rocky song is good reminds me of his old music
>>201848839The G stands for virGin
>>201848839bros wearing an omnitrix
>>201848826Romanians be like "welcome to my house" lmao
>>201848364Neither of those areas are formally shit hole they're still, and especially in the case of Peckham, still shitholes
well thats Paul Harrell dead then
>>201848851no it doesn't it stands for gravitational i.e. gravitational shock
>>201848866*formerly
>gay mysterio
pissing it down
>>201848874it stands for doinG a poo
im dead
>>201848874You mean the gravitational shock when rorke's dreams of being complimented on his virgin watch come crashing down
>>201848874everyone in your presence gets gravitational schock when they get pulled into your orbit fatboy
wish google maps would update the satelite imagery more oftenlove looking at all the buildings being built but it takes like 3 years for google to update them on the map
>>201848866do any geezer's like del and rodney still live in Peckham or is it all just sambos
>>201848896well thats him done >>201848900nuked that virgin
>>201848902Peckham is entirely wogs
>>201848901keep it to yourself map freak
might rewatch breaking bad lads (and ladies)
a man should have a simple, tasteful leather band watch, not this fucking shit of like 10 dials with jewels
COVID ruined my life. Not the actual thing itself, but I got really, really, REALLY sick during it. To the point where I was unable to eat or move for about 24 days and every time I rang the doctor they just asked me if my covid test was negative and if it was (which it always was) they just sent me out another batch of antibiotics. Those antibiotics destroyed my gut microbiome and now I can't eat half the stuff I used to eat. Fucking lazy bastard doctors.
hate how watches feel on my wrist they give me autism attackssame with glasses and jewellery
>>201848922
>>201848921most people dont have a watch now and if they do they have a smart watch
>>201848922>Those antibiotics destroyed my gut microbiomeI know it sounds like I'm making a meme post, but you can get a poo transplant for that
where is she now?
>poo transplant
had a dream last night my cider was contaminated, looked inside and there was a poo floating in the brewing jug. horrbiel stuff
>>201848922not impossible to fixand it would have regenerated by now naturally.
Fucking loved covid lockdown hoping every day that another one gets announced and that I'll not have to leave the house again for a few years just everything done on online just work being a complete skive, was a fantastic time to be aliveNo chance of that though just back to regular old shite life
>>201848948My mate unironically did this and it did him a world of good
>>201848948I'm not having my arse shagged by another man's poo. There's some lines I simply will not cross.
>>201848973
>>201848956they still streaming on twitch?cami was based because iirc he was still attracted to girls, I find it very funny when trannards still go for girls
>>201848866the average full house price in either is like a million pounds lol
>>201848973same, i was on furlough for most of the year, fucking amazing.
jewish galdem rule the world
Warzone with the boys *sips* Lockdown was a dream
>>201848973least life wasting britposter
>>201848956absolute state of those hands
had to unsub to cami because of the cost of living crisis£12 a month and she doesnt even get her cock out just can't justify itsorry cami x
>>201849034he*
>>201848921doesn't have an altimeter or pedometer, isn't solar powered, doesn't connect to your phone to give accurate time to the millisecond though does it isn't shock resistant I assume
>>201848956Mad how these tranners turn themselves into cute fortnite skins
>>201849042shut up rorke
>>201849053>doesn't have an altimeter or pedometer, isn't solar powerednot so fast, that's a solar-powered watch
>>201849034did the same thing for Adriana from the sopranos, she got more out in the sopranos and was younger. As far as I know she hasn't even shown her tits.
mad how watches use a crystal in them that turns solar power into time somehow
god save the queen
bare tits are overratedI personally hope I never see Abigail Shapiro's tits, it would ruin the allure
time for marmite on toast deeee la
>>201849079fair enough that's not bad might get one for when I'm not doing vigorous activities
eating poo
mine bussy is so good
Doing my 2nd poo in 20 minutes. Gonna pop a 4th immodium. Body's a mess.
aye my watch has a pedometer, watch*puts it on your wrist and it starts beeping*
>>201849139hope you die the Elvis death
feeling sad because im gay
screaming at how small my flaccid penis is looks like a child's penis
>>201849124nah i need to see them, bet her nips are amazing
>>201849169''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
Anyone else not racist whatsoever? I’m not a lefty, I’m against immigration and everything but just because I don’t think mixing is a great idea. Think we should all stay in our own countries and be good neighbours to each other. On a personal level I love blacks and Indians and Chinese. They’re sound one to one. Work with two African lads and they mog the whites in the amount of work they do and how kind and polite they are.
>>201849154Same tbqh
>>201849104don't really see how this knowledge is any of your business really
>>201849127alri millionaire
>>201849191>I love blacks and Indians and Chinese.that's racist though
>>201849191>I love blacksi'll bet LOL
>>201849106It’s so cringe that white New Zealanders allow this stupid Maori larp. Just screams of desperately trying to be different to Australia
wanking my white bbc
>>201849191not racist just don't like nigerians, Pakistanis and indians
all i wantis a little sunshineyeahh
>>201849244>not racist just don't like nigWHOA OK LAD CALM THE FUCK DOWN
>>201849191just gotta see people as individuals, some are good lads some are wrong'uns and you treat them accordingly
>>201849228how is it a larp? they're people just doing what they do.
>>201848999Completely irrelevant given most people are in council housing or already own
>>201849215How do you work that one out then?
quintessential white experience is being worried about whether you're being racist or not
dont know if its more mad that we could all be here once and we're all here at the same time or we get to come back infinitely
>>201849127Haha if this was me id be having vegemite insteadYou couldnt make this shit up
the first poo of the day down the hatch
wanking feels so good, cant even imagine how good sex must feel
>>201849169How do you know what a childs penis looks like?
>>201849271We can agree that racism is prejudice based on racePrejudice is a preconceived opinionSo whether you choose to have negative or positive opinions, they're both racial prejudice
>>201849283i tried vegemite but its literally so mid compared to marmitefucking love marmite
>>201849191Hi Spaino
>>201849307we were all once children who had child sized penises lad don't be obtuse
did a little penis cum just then
>>201849296mad that ai used to be this
>>201849275I think it's probably that "we're here once" but crucially we're overpresribing importance to what it means to be here, to think and feel. We're just organisms. I for one am relieved that we die one day and this will all be over.
genuinely cant remmber a single thing from before the age of 12 so not sure
>>201849323my French friend, I must request you delete this post before I alert the janitorial staff. You have 5 minutes
>>201849343It's true though. How is it racist
4 fucking immodiums and the poo keeps coming. Wish I had a normal arse.
>>201849323sir kier will NOT be happy with this post
4chan just ate my post
wacky bruce onamadone
>>201849388simple as
>>201849308I said on a personal level, meaning individuals I’ve met and got along with. Has nothing to do with their race. >>201849327Spainrunt is leftypol and loves immigration
hehehhhhhhhhehhehehehheh
>>201849340gave ur mum some organisms
>>201849407>Has nothing to do with their race.>I love blacks and Indians and Chinese.come on lad
second pint of H2O being supped as we speak
>>201849169genuinely same sometimes I just stare at it in the mirror in the bathroom in disbelief honestly my flacid willy and balls haven't grown since i was like 10
Black niggas are so effing loud man and they have no jobs so thye can afford to stay up til 4am screaming in the streets of paris
>>201849445>>201849445>>201849445
>>201849270can tell you've never been to either lmao
>>201849419>On a personal levelSorry you can’t read my whole sentence pal
>>201849316I don't care for marmite i find its liquidy texture and musky sweetness offputting
>>201849411Yeah, crabs
