>waah it's cold I finna kill myselfwhy are people like this
dogshit bent jf edition
The edish?
also i learned what quantum computers are and am going to stroll into that field and go solve everything then leave just because
>>201869032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnKRckPHtko
>>201869085He's so FITI want to shag him
why would my GP be calling me at this hour?
>>201868975mate look at thishes pooed on them
>>201869105ZAMN
>>201869053lol blappepo same with Canadians and their 14c summers where you both sit atop the blanket/covers and talk because theyre too hot in this termperature
mousebussy
starmer's been made to look a right mug here
corrrrrrrr>Mel C, 50, shows off impressive abs in a tiny triangle bikini as she enjoys a summer break in Ibiza with Australian model boyfriend Chris Dingwallhttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13811963/Mel-C-shows-impressive-abs-tiny-triangle-bikini-enjoys-summer-break-Ibiza-Australian-model-boyfriend-Chris-Dingwall.html
Going to lay all my clothes out ready for my first day of university tomorrow
>>201869099um
>>201869025Yes. You are describing "active noise cancellation" which even cheaper headphone like the Sony WH-CH720N's have and can do well. You can even customise the settings to allow for traffic noises so you don't get ran over.
City Bloc absolutely mogs every other bouldering gym in leeds
anime
thought tate was a mug but this is funnyhttps://x.com/tateofficialuni/status/1831044037169840463
>>201869173that's good to know, i'll look into it. cheers mate x
>>201869053because its shit
>>201869167He better not let me catch him dressed like that
>same with Canadians and their 14c summers where you both sit atop the blanket/covers and talk because theyre too hot in this termperatureum !!
>14c summersAh yes!
noise cancelling is overrated
you may not admit it but eating ass>eating puss
>>201869190Not an anime.
government wants us to quit smoking to be mean to us all our lives then keep us living for as long as they can to give everyones tax monies to via our triple-lock-retirements if they dont slip in some bs or party to fuck that up for us but you know what no? im not going to do it. im going to die before i get to that point and theres nothing they can do about it. hahaha, ha ha, you cunts. no money for you to give to me to get back
>>201869053no winter for me this yearoff to some cheap hot country soon, dk whereinherited a fair bit of P, don't have a jobjust makes sense to go somewhere dunnit
>>201869246toby you dont have a job and collect benefits, what are you yapping about
>>201869190anime is cool
>>201869232Call me a bugman but I'm excited for the new Airpods announcement in a few days
>>201869230this is what just happened: ME: are you Canadian? o.o *stares at you*
feel like SHIT
You WILL quit smokingYou WILL quit drinking energy drinksYou WILL NOT post miceYou WILL NOT boil nettles in your own pissGot it?
GP gave me shit got drinking 2 pints a day because it was over x units per weekFuck off 2 pints a day is normal non-recreational drinking.1 pint to wash down lunch and another to wash down dinner + 1 for breakfast on weekends
190!190! 190! 190!!! Omg! How are you doing, buddy? How’s your niece?? Hope you and Aisha are enjoying the lovely beaches of ᬩᬮᬶ (that’s Bali for you monolingual toads out there). Autism can be exhausting, so don’t forget to take care of your heroic drug habit! Also make sure to buy a few more VPN nodes to stay posting, wouldn’t want you to alert the mods! Haha just kidding, man. You know best! You’re always so calm, cool, and collected, you don’t need me to tell you what to do. Alright, well, since you’re here, now the thread can REALLY start, it is always so boring waiting all day for you to show up. I know, I know, I shouldn’t be so impatient, you’ve only connected to about thirty proxies to spam between to catch up with the lads, but it’s the highlight of my day so I can’t hide my excitement. Anyway glad to have the pleasure of sharing the thread with you once again, 190cm Master Race. Cheers mate x
>>201869237jeta gundam
>>201869285id be fuming if i were turkish, look at all that jagged terrain
>>201869232*taps my headphones*Sorry what was that mate?
with the frozen piss i will boil it afterwards because then it isnt boiling ammonia, which it doesnt like. this will allow me to distill the alcohol from water. i need alcohols to take the non/polar solvent
>>201869368keep us updated mousegod
>>201869368based
>>201869336Dissapointing bussy but still WOULD
Personally don't like my piss to be boiled
>>201869336dreadful arse
>>201869368Frozen piss is still piss. Pack it in Toby
>>201869414nah i'd have a go on it
Dads walked into a second fucking online interviewLegit starting to think he's doing this deliberately
whatever happened to brick?
imagine bathing in toby's piss
>>201869285dying continent, so sadsame as here don't get me wrong
>>201869444>are ya winning, son?
>>201869456still living snugly in diego's mind
you know that, one of these days (obviously not right now because i am so poor), i will just buy the things and then do it. i will get enough solvent to wash things - and a distillery jar/sepatory funnel and then what i hope is that he THEN does a thing where its like, doing chemistry with nothing but my skill heh doing it on a budget of $0 with only some chemicals and using my knowledge to get past it AFTER i am done so its not like: OO I NEED U TO SHOW ME BRUZ SO I CAN LE DO IT :dDDD IS SAFE because its going to be fine but not to like, put my safety into my own hands to give it off to someone and be like :DDD thats enough vouch for me. NO. grow up
screaming
gf said l could do whatever l wanted to her so making her watch all the SAW films
>>201869473Dapper looking fella
mousenonce apparently having a manic episode
>>201869490zip it
>>201869368ghost of louis pasteur shaking his head saying why didn't I think of this
>>201869444Parents constantly sabotage when they get to a certain age
>>201869473DAYM DAT shit prolly like us getting iphones. shame they arent gonna evolve more to get past the "wearing jackets" era to go almost invent phones so we can give them it
i just want a girlfriend *sobbing* im so tired of being alone and lonely i just want a gf
>>201869563
Say hi to the gf lads.
>>201869321SCREAMING
Professor friend of mine had a piss jug in his lab that he and his students all pissed in but the health and safety office made them get rid of it
filter just kicked in remidner that you are ALL worthy of love and affection, so long as you can learn to love yourself. and you will get yourself a happy family someday probably
>>201869496the legacy of asian women
>>201869496what devilry has cursed mankind to create this living hell?
>>201869346Love mecha me
It's time for those all important lie detector results.We asked Rorke: "Does your mum still buy your creps at ShoeZone?" You said "no."Test says you're a liar pal.
>>201869602don't care, bear
>>201869641
>>201869599apparently the psychiatrists just sort of "know" that piss isnt sterile somehow. how did t hey learn that? do you learn that in high school biology? why did he know? at least he know that piss is normal to like for men or whatever. i dont know. men getting together and pissing is based. i bet he was about to breakthrough on something and government shut it down
All the leaves are brown and the sky is grey... we won winterbros...
>>201869641screeching
>>201869053Just took a virgin walk down the highstreet in the twilight with a mist of rain shimmering over meWas comfy as fuck
get the tridents defunded
Fart diary:two days ago, 10/10, perfect fartsyesterday, weirdly sloppy and sometimes felt like a step towards unwarranted poopagetoday, hardly any farts at allWhat gives?
>men getting together and pissing is based
wish i were born swedish
>>201869596god he is so cute
ERM WHERE IS THE HOT DAY OF THE YEAR, LEFTYPOL? YOU PROMIMSED ME THAT IT WOULD BE 30 OR 40 C FOR ONE DAY EVERY YEAR IF I TURNED THE GAS STOVE ON. WHERE IS IT THEN? SO MUCH FOR GLOBAL FACKING WARMING
>>201869496Jesus wept
didn't watch a bloody second of the wokelympics
wish i was in charge of lots of babies. i wish that i was put on a floor with loads of cribs or tanks with newborns in them, with an older person walking me around talking about things. thats what i wish my day was
>>201869720*dumps a can of soup on you*
>>201869596Looks like Tilda Swinton
>>201869720*waves some papers around in the air*hear hear
it's a sad day ladsrich homie quan has died
>>201869496Why do you mongs fall for this shit everytime?
>>201869776
Shag or be shagged
we should steal all of the blood from the fathers liver when his wife gives birth just in case. that should be RULE and we shoudl DO IT. NOW
open the fucking pubs
>>201869807RIP Dequantes Devontay Lamar
>>201869496
Its going to be 25 degrees tomorrow in the South Lakes. Hottest day of the year for this part of the North. Can't beat swimming outdoors and walking around with your shirt off. A fitting goodbye to summer. Spring is my favourite season, I also love autumn and dont really mind winter, but i'll miss the summer.
Bad day to be a shagger
>>201869791
all the blood in your liver right now could fill up a baby. isnt that weird? i like that fact
hate how everytime you see an illustration its always AI and has extra finger and all that. no one draws things anymore.
does anyone have any film ideas they'd like to share with me?
Corr Sydney sweeneys bare chebs leaked, nipples are bigger than I expected though https://i.4cdn.org/v/1725561178127850.png
>>201869884based
wish 4chan had upvotesno downvotes though, they hurt my feelings
>>201869877why?
>>201869884That can't be are Tim.....can it?
>>201869841im just on the phone with barmer hes asking me why and i cant think of any reasons, help?
>>201869895i've got something else that could fill up a baby
>>201869908Why did I click?
>>201869496Should've married an Italian lass instead
>>201869908Who's Sydney Sweeney?
>>201869884would have loved to have seen him interacting with people on setwonder what he was like
>>201869908
>>201869720global warming does not necessarily have to be noticeable in day to day life to be dangerous. a relatively "small" change of 3 or 4 degrees extra heat a year will have catastrophic effects on the earth.
>>201869937because childbirth is painful. you could at least give the hospital all of your blood if your baby has problems but hopeful that it doesnt
>>201869936it is
>>201869030Who is this CUNT
>>201869884wish we had still a political party that had that diversity
Are you threatened by his blackness?
>>201869962monkeys are so funny
Supping a non alcoholic GuinnessItches the craving without actually consuming alcohol, great stuff
>>201869988cheers la, he sounds convinced
where does the "job" part of blowjob and handjob come from? it's not a job
kpop psyop over then is it
>>201869936He had a successful life
I want to scrape all the dead skin, sweat, and residual poo from Emma Watson’s ass crack and eat it.
I'm a little sissy boy who's too scared to come forward
thinking abt Canada femboy anon jailbait
freak discord is here I see
Climatism is literally a cultWe need to pay more taxes and give away all our things so that the rains are good and the crops don't fail
>>201870063Mental how after all the years of banging on about cuts and austerity, the first thing Labour do when they get in is start cutting, starting with old people.
leaf posters constantly teetering on a knife edge of being filtered vs yanks who will never be filtered purely out of respect for emmayank
>>201870075You gotta do it for me anon
>>201869932Are you a shagger
>>201870068bet you wouldnt actually enjoy it
>>201869987Boooooooooring
>>201870052Prefer blowworkexperiences and handworkexperiences me
>>201870075stop making me horny
Steak, roast potatoes and green beans for dindins
>>201870133NONCE
>>201870101O_O
>>201870108old people deserve as much pain and suffering as humanly possible
might give my self a handinternship
Microwaved sweet and sour chicken for moi
going up to a baby and asking if it wants a lucozade, laughing when it stops crying because of that it does something else and i start laughing (about the lucozade) and it laughs too
>>201870106polluting raises the global temperature which melts the icecaps. thats what I was taught in school. how is that a cult?
>>201870142nice hearty simple dinner
>>201870133‘
we is it belgium190 confirmed
>>201870178you'll be old one day
>>201869673Don't think they pissed at the same time They were trying to recreate the old alchemical isolation of phosphorus No idea what the rest of your post means
ding ding
>>201870221whos this?
>>201869333>spain cheekily invading France while nobody is looking
>>201870189dont think you should be within 20KM of a child at all times
>>201870215PISS (they could also have gotten dog piss fed with specific brands of dog food)
>>201869807feelin some type of way about this....whyd he have to live that kind of lifestyle...
Mumberg threatening to kick me out again if I don't give ger a massage
lipsing a poo
>>201870235jimmy carr
Has been TOO LONG without an Employed Woman post. WE NEED EMPLOYED WOMAN!!!!!
>bought some fish kievs out of M&S>look at the package >they unironically call them fish kyivs
>>201870209Was revealed months ago He is literally every mentally ill spam poster here I have been saying this for years and destroyed several of his gay little gimmicks Hopefully he kills himself soon
>>201870240speak for yourself and prove that you are a Canadian
https://www.reddit.com/r/Metoidioplasty/s/I8fRMQUKQC
>>201870264>fish kievseww
Mumberg whispering good night into my ear while she gives me a nighty-night mumjob
yeah im not clickin' that!
Feel all snug on the sofa watching Richard Osman’s House of Games
>>201870121suppose so since i had sex today, although it was with a prostitute so that maybe doesnt count
blapeppo be like>doin your mom! doindoin your mom!
>>201870108>muh old peoplefuck off, they've had it sweet for too long. COVID should have finished them off. They're taking up valuable housing stock
>>201870331Tell us more about this prostitute
>>201870264>was booking a flight to china since im moving there>they unironically called peking beijing hahahaha wtfthats what you sound like
Didn’t drink coffee today and headberg is on a meltie
>>201870264STAND WITH UKRAINE, RORKE!
>>201869884is this house of cards?
Has he actually got piss in his freezer
>In 2001, the United States produced 22 percent of the world’s output, a considerably higher percentage than Britain had managed (8 percent) at the peak of its empire in 1913.America’s per capita GDP in constant dollars increased at an average rate of more than 3 percent per year between 1996 and 2000.By 2000, charitable giving (via individuals, bequests, foundations, and corporations) reached an all-time high as a percentage of GDP, 2.3 percent.Unemployment declined, bottoming out at 4 percent in 2000,
snogging a poo
>>201870268I know he’s irritating but that’s a really ugly thing to say
will ashamedly admit I had a wank about my mum when coming down off a huge bender of drink, coke and weednot about shagging her just the thought of her body and that
>>201870369the iron lady
>>201870359
hate this cringe shite lads, who even watches this drivel
>>201870292Actually looks like a tiny willard, no idea how a woman can have morning wood though
>>201870371He has a chest freezer that he pisses directly into
>>201870359luv China me
i saw yank/canadaanons mum the other day and was hit with "i could fuck her" and then, shortly afterwards a "damn thats what all mums look like including mine no thansk" so in conclusion i COULD fuck your mom but i wont. and EWWWWWW if you fucked my mom
>>201870377>GDPTwo economists are walking in a forest when they come across a pile of shit...
>>201870401Those Murdock mysteries or whatever they was/are called are the worst. Watch a minute of one and almost died from cringe
>>201870401haha i've watched some of these they're alri
>>201870401people in vietman 8 years ago: yeah.. so this is me... in nam... im wojack and all these charlies are yellow wojack... this is me killing the village... life is such pain. i cant believe man is like this...
>>201870264waitrose changed the name of Kafir lime to Mukrat or something because Kafir is a big racist slur (only in south africa)
>>201870244They could've just purchased phosphorusIt was purely for the olde timey gimmick
>>201870401Mongs like you evidently if it's being recommended to you
>>2018704014channelerrs aka cringelords
>>201870395no need to post a selfie lad
>>20187040114 year old paki and spic zoomers
Horny af my balls feel heavy and full :/
>>201870350already posted about the experience earlier so i wont blog those details ill just describe her appearance.chinese. oriental eyes and black hair obviously. mid 20s. her face looked younger, like late teens. but she had lovely big tits and not fakes. slight belly but in a cute way. nice vagina. small feet.
>>201870472murdered that mong
>vietman 8 years agolol
>>201870469HOUOH BOUY TODAY IN SCHOOOOL I LEAWRNED HOW TO PURCHASE PHOSPHOROUS (IF I GET A GOOD JOB AND AM LEGALLY ALLOWED TO BUY IT WITHOUT GOVERNMENT COMING THROUGH MY LAB/HOUSE!) not science
>>201870495Want me to empty them for you daddy :3
>>201870465
fucking mosquito buzzing around my roomtake the piss
Oasis gaming out of the top 50 uk charts lads, Rorke lost
>>201870292cockmogs me
>>201870499So you shag her regularly or is this the first time, how much did it cost
bought kippers for breakfast, how do i cook them and what do i eat them with (in b4 a knife and fork)
>>201870540don't see how oasis is tied to rorke in anyway
>>201870386He's a literal paedophile
today: doing experiments from 700 years ago tomorrow: making phosphorous out of incipidous weeds and ocean waste ^ todays kidsgovernment: NO!!!!!! government: SUPPORT SIGMA ALDRICH
>>201870388hot you ever tried to shag her? Think she’d be up for it?
The first economist says to the other “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.” The second economist takes the $100 and eats the pile of shit.They continue walking until they come across a second pile of shit. The second economist turns to the first and says “I’ll pay you $100 to eat that pile of shit.” The first economist takes the $100 and eats a pile of shit.Walking a little more, the first economist looks at the second and says, "You know, I gave you $100 to eat shit, then you gave me back the same $100 to eat shit. I can't help but feel like we both just ate shit for nothing.""That's not true", responded the second economist. "We increased the GDP by $200!"
>>201870560first time with her. orientals tend to come and go and rarely stay in one place long. 130quid for the hour which is on the dear side of what id spend but it was worth it
>>201870457State of them
>>201870539that means it's a male and won't feed on you :)
>>201870562they're probably vaccum packed in plastic so just poke a hole in the packet and microwave them for a minute or two they'll be stupidly hot so be careful opening the packet there's normally butter in there too and the smoke flavour provides all the seasoning you need eat them alone or with bread, stick them on toast, whatever really
me i had a big think about what injecting water into someone invokes when salt is used - the pH, the reactions, and how it could promote healing. thanks, 1700s (but they used baking soda!!!!!)
>>201870574It’s a band white working class aka racist people like
>>201870611I don't get it
>>201870534sex
>>201870578He could just say things like that to antagonise
>>201870562fry them with air in the air fryer, little bit of salted butter, squeeze of lemon. Have them with scrambled eggs and toast
>>201870619did you use adultwork or what?
>>201870611didn't happen did it fuck off
>>201870611poignant but ultimately reddit
>>201870619why do orientals come and go? Are they afraid of being recognised or something?
What's the best 'large' amount of money (£1.5k+) you've spent on one thing lads. Mine's getting my tonsils lasered off to stop my tonsil stones
>>201870645suspiciously informed and succinct answer
Diego day tomorrow lads :3 can’t wait
>Jonathan Freedland, a British writer, added in 1998, “On a bad day Britain can feel so fixed in the past, change seems all but impossible.” He added, “Put crudely, the ambitious Brit hopes to find his place in a system that already exists and seems to have existed for ever, while the ambitious American hopes to change it—or even to build a new one.”
>>201869496Dead
>>201870680couple of grand on a computer
>>201870680NHS don't remove tonsils for free anymore?
>>201870680but mental that it costs that much you know that if a child is drooling then you should call 111 on them? "call the hospital" if they are drooling nowadays. baka
>>201870680£3000 on a hug
It'll be my birthday later this month, I will be sending out invites to my party x
>>201870696diego and beer day :3
>>201870656>if you don't exclusively listen to santan dave and dua lipa and like one of the best british bands oat then you are le rorke
>>201870679no idea, I assume the chinese pimps move them around a lot and like to bring fresh girls in or something, they rarely stick around longer than 2 years
>>201870562i put them in the microwave to warm them up if im in a hurry. wrap them in tin foil with butter and lemon and cook them in the oven if im not in a rush. put them on some freshly cooked bread, I typically get a tiger loaf and have nice thick slices.
>>201870680spent 6 grand on a fridge then realised it doesnt fit in my kitchen
>>201870680spent a grip on some designer clobber
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1725148925966701.webm
Used to put chocolate chips in a bag of slated pretzels and it was insanely peng
>>201870728Nah not unless you get tonsillitis every other week>>201870732excellent reference. Christ, I dread to think how long ago that was
>>201870716*picks her up and lobs her into space*
you know even the women that can get abortions from the healthcare in America have to be on waiting lists for weeks before they get them done? even if they are going to get an abortion (if they are low risk). they have to just sit there and do it for some more time for no reason. thats insane. they should be allowed to take their own medication for that
>>201870766looks a bit like a man
>>201870777ktim
>>201870763
>>201870733Remember my mate tried to start a massive fight with me when another mate invited me to his birthday party but not him. He was proper tamping about it saying he deserved to be invited and not me because "they'd known each other longer"
>>201870680Never spent that much on anything in my life
>>201870777
>>201870401cringonacci from /biz/ is responsible for inspiring these accountsThis one was the only good content out of all these https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hv-ODnbbP7U
>>201870763fucked it there didn't you
can't stop fucking farting
whats your favourite depressing movie?
>>201870668it was a vivastreet punt. was expecting bait and switch but pleasantly surprised.>>201870679Chinese girls usually come in on student visas. They do the circuit then leave.
>>201870777>right up the chocolate bonbon factory
>>201870879Not liking how fast this is advancing
women medicine is pretty funny300 years ago i would of been the guy who goes around all the wards giving them women chocolate if they have ectopic growths around the uteri (endo men - something -) it is also funny that the vagina part is "men" like dysmenorrhea or menophagia
>>201870891my biopic desu
any good card games for mobile/pc that aren’t pay to win?
mmmm, tights
>>201870924bizarre post
>>201870891Pi
>>201870957>>/v/now fuck off
My cock is so small lol, no idea why my gf doesn’t leave me. She seems to cum when we fuck, she tells me she enjoys it, I even feel her cumming but logically I simply don’t believe it
>>201870924shut up blud
>>201870957Fortnite
>>201870763Dadberg mumstein and me broke a kitchen slab then realized there is a column so the big fridge won't fit. Even the small one won'tThen we bought a small one and placed it elsewhere
like i cant even say nowadays "dark chocolate!" when they ask "what the fuck can do we do these women for someshit??" when they come up with random shit to do to them like giving lemon tea, because dark chocolate has lead in it CANT EVEN FUCKING SUGGEST LEAD ANYMORE. BORN TOO LATE TO SUGGEST DARK CHOCCY FOR WOMEN - BORN TOO SOON TO BE IN THE SPACE COLONY
do you mind not posting trannies today? i'm not up for looking at them
>>201870957not yugioh, fuck
>>201870957balatro
>>201870991prove that you are black and not a white person saying thisand i will give my edge response thatll make you all go "ooooh!!"
>>201870891That one animated pencil sketch animated movie which /tv/ calls reddit the movie (rightfully) but it is alright with brains turned off
>>201871025
I despise niggers
Get the trannies posted!
>>201871066>>201871066>>201871066sir new maker as it were
>>201871053>That one animated pencil sketch animated moviel dont know what this is
>>2018706802k on my car last year. 1.8k on my previous car 6 years ago. 2k on my laptop 7 years ago. 1.5k on a holiday 7 years ago. Other than those purchases i've never spent more than 1.5k on anything. I did once spent £1000 on heroin about 10 years ago but I had a real problem back then.
>>201871041aaaaaaaaaaaa i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you I LOVE YOU! i want to get some ultra long-life product to wear in the standard multipacks they offer, not expecting to sell more, and give you it for your birthday along with a chainsaw or a gun and then just abandon you after i cum in your asshole
>>201870809abortion should be illegal
>>201870879it's literally dadbergthis is unsettling
>>201871176not in this country, bucko get over it women shouldnt have to die just because... ummmmm...
>>201870523Spastic retard you microwaving your piss isn't science either lol
>>201870662Yeah he just posts about wanting to fuck children 24/7 among other things for the lulzHe needs to be euthanized
