washing up time edition
gf just sent me this
first for rorke
>>201871085>No
corrr imagine having a nosh on that
If you're white, stop typing like a nigger.
>>201871085oy gevalt... HAVA NAGILA
>>201871085we need to double it
remember when steve jobs unveiled the apple watch? that was the last big invention .theres been nothing since
>>201871085ah yes praying on mental illness
>praying on
he meant preying
>>201871154YOU CAN'T POST THAT
>>201871139how do i get thighs like this
IF YOU ARE A FATHER...GIVE YOUR SON A PACKET OF GOOD SOCKS, SOME GOOOOD SOCKS THATLL LAST A REAL LONG TIME... AND SOMETHING LIKE A GUN... THEN U CAN DO WHAT YOU WANT - DRINK OR ANYTHING. GOOD FOR HIM. THIS GIFT WILL BE THE ONE TO TEACH HIM TO BE A MAAAAN
>>201871162Reckon that whole chatGPT thing was alright
>>201871085>moving that amount of money without a contract first
here's your new big invention*unleashes a monstrous turd*
>>201871190he's a big boy, he can stick up for himself
nigga this, nigga thatfinna wear my nigga hat
>>201871162technology has largely stagnated since at least 2018even civilian AI is just advanced text generators and image generators we have had for longer than you'd think. even then it's all heavily censored and the good stuff is behind paywalls.
Mum is mentally ill and dad is too much of a cuck to challenge her derangementCan't move out because I have no jobOnly sibling cut off contact from parents and doesn't live in the countryI'm so fucked
>>201871141hes looking at her calf?
anime
>>201871238canadians are dreadful posters
the lads
>>201871242business idea: get a job and move out
>>201871258bin laden and jfk in the back
>>201871240>>201871205pricks. i was baiting you by intentionally getting the dates wrong
going asleep with viagra to let Canada stimulate his prostate him not going fast enough so i speed it upHIM FINISHING BEFORE ME SO I KEEP GOING AFTER IT DOESNT STOP BECAUSE OF THE VIAGRAWE BOTH FALL ASLEEP IN EACH OTHERS ARMS
>>201871162covid vaccine
>>201871094What can 2k get you these days? Heard the used car market is utterly fucked
>201871254
>>201871301you're aff yer fucking heed mate
>>201871301
There's a fair few comments on the latest video asking what the deal is with the leather bag and leather letter case since she's vegan. One of her die-hard fans has leapt to Ruby's defence to proclaim that it's clearly all vegan leather and how dare any bullying trolls assume that she'd buy real leather.Why assume, when 30 seconds of research will confirm that Beara Beara don't sell vegan leather bags. And if that's not good enough, you can have Ruby herself can confirm that it's leather (and gifted, too).So there's her leather case and this leather bag that she dug out of her closet to pretend to use, her black Doc Martens bag (they don't make a black vegan leather one), and the multiple pairs of Doc Martens that she herself confirmed are also leather:Not to mention the regular trips to Five Guys, the beeswax lip balms, the pearl jewellery, the wool clothing, the Chanel No. 5, etc., etc..Nobody would give a tit if she didn't make a perpetual habit out of proclaiming that OFFCWOARSE she's VARRY MOCH THE MOSTEST VEEEGAAANNN HYOO AVVER DECLOINED TYOO EAT AYY DOLPHIN SAMWICH.
>>201871085Mad how people believe this
>>201871301fucking shut up man
>>201871242start a gofuckme
KISSING CANADA ON THE MOUTH CANADA HAVING EATEN HIS CUM THATS WHAT IT WAS ALL FOR, TO FEED HIMCUM!!!!!!!!!!KISSING CANADA ON THE MOUTH AGAIN AFTER HE HAS EATEN HIS CUM!!!!! WITH TOUNGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>2018713102006 toyota corolla. my last car was a 2008 vauxhall corsa. the second hand market is fucked but i like my reliable little toyota anyway.
Oh class, the rubynonce has signed on
what kind of black person are you
>>201871407190 has been here all day mate
>>201871407it's heathermong
is there really a Canadian femboy here or is this guy just goofing?
NOT FUCKING CANADA UP IN ANY WAY AND US PARTING WAYS EVENTUALLY AFTER HE EATS THE CUM!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!
love how i have the skillset to work on carssecond hand market? yeah nah ill just buy it cheap and fix it myself
>>201871402Yeah hear corollas are bulletproof tbf
>>201871436kys toby
>>201871402based shitbox driver
the /brit/ get together, artists impression
sexy horses with big cocks
Remember when 190kg would only talk about doing mandy via his 'pet rock' in case GCHQ were reading his posts? What an absolute wetter
a willy in rubys tiny pink arsehole
Just realised that the canadian who constantly complains about spainfreak might be spainfreak
toby on a madone
business idea: amputating the legs of short men and replacing them with longer artificial replacements, making them taller
>>201871402getting my first car soonwhat should I go for?A 2 grand shitbox? I need to drive it on the motorways for work though and really would hate for it to break down on me then
yeah no joke though horses have some sort of higher knowledge than us wherein they can see the soul of beings with their perception and know animals and us like that
shoving my pet rock up me arse
>>201871499proportions will be offstill look like freakst. looked into it
>>201871487deepest lore
rape jokes are not funny. they're HILARIOUS
>>201871475
AAAAARGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>201871506something with a 1.6 litre Volkswagen group TDI engine
>>201871254
toby overdosing and dying a painful death
>>201871513
>>201871530if i had the motivation to do so then i would take the joke i formelly understood (the formulae of the tweet of the barett home) to apply it to this, and it would break this whole thing open! ya see... but im not gonna! hahahahahah!
Mumberg bought me some chocolate from Aldi :3
favourite depressing film?
yes the very notoriously painfuldying of a heroin or meth overdose how tragic you are going to do too by the way
>>201871604Biological, Exterminationist, National Socialism tbqh
yeah love posting old tweets
>>201871085
>>201871499not just taller... augmented
>>201871600dead man
>>201871600Mary and Max
>>201871633ruddy hell
die*you are going to die too, by the way. big man i hope you know
>American rapper Rich Homie Quan dead at 34 Diego loved him He'll be distraught tomorrow
>>201871576>>201871671fomyeg
>>201871647omds
Was Grenfell based?
can smell this picture
>>201871604Would be very interested to see what would happen if they were returned. How that would improve the life of the man on the street in sierra leone
>>201871487That is exactly what I want you to think lmfao Incels dancing to my tune
>>201871697absolutely not
>>201871447It's an excellent runner. Never lets me down and do plenty of miles. Already thinking about how ill celebrate its 20th birthday. >>201871462Never understand why poor people get cars they cant afford. I have a few mates who have put themselves into debt for cars that have way more issues than my toyota. >>201871506Get a toyota. I drive mine on the motorway daily. I love it. Has never failed me. It's the second toyota ive had and both have been great. To be fair my corsa was a good runner too but they cant be hit or miss and i think i probably got lucky.
i dont think i have even told Americaaanon this, but you know i have met father time and mother nature while i was homeless? no i wont explaineven though father time was when i was on a lot of extasy?
played loads of video games but i cant even talk about the lore with other people since i never pay attention to the story, just the gameplay
>>2018717043 > 2 > 1 > 4
Business Idea: Authoritarian, Protestant, Anti-Catholic, Imperialist, Puritanical, Racialist, Saxon, Second British Empire conducting orbital strikes on India, Africa and the Middle East using Cromwell-class star destroyers and sending in SS squads to mop up and cleanse Britain.
>>201871604If that little dickhead tried that he'd have his brains blown out
mad how you can tell when toby is on the vodkahis schizo posting changes ever so slightly
sooo yeah... thats still a little bit of mystery to me c: and just like that the blockades lifted going to listen to that toh key song now
>>201871733while you post on 4chan
got the suicidal thoughts on
>>201871740>Never understand why poor people get cars they cant afford. I have a few mates who have put themselves into debt for cars that have way more issues than my toyota.They're mongs.I work with a bunch of midwits who get new cars on finance every few years, literally throwing money down the drain.
>>201871697What, private developers and the government both washing their hands of any responsibility, getting rich off of selling dodgy shit to the public and watching them burn to death with no repercussions?
riding some cock
>>201871604immigrants have to take an oath of allegiance to the royal family but it clearly doesnt mean much to these cursed wretched subhuman harpies.
>>201871758genuinely by this point do you not think that if you went against the catholics then god would kill you? or do ou think you are better than god?how come they have lasted throughout all of history? throughout the changes and our advancements? fool. what a foolish idiot you are. god is going to kill you and i am glad
>>201871647should have just been honest about having a husband from the start really
>>201871808stay chipper lad
Why didn't France become Protestant? Could've been kino.
>>201871837
fucking hell, it's only 8, feels like it's 10-11
>>201871810they dont want the responsibility of actually owning a car and the novelty of a new shiny thing keeps them motivated and inspired debt actually inspires people to work believe it or not
>>201871600The Little Princess
i came here to post that im dying with laughter after just learning that the 5* hotel opposite my mates apartment in a high end area has been turned into a refugee camp, so feel like buckingham palace should be next tbqh >>201871604
>>201871713>>201871766>>2018718339year olds are just really smart and observant ok
Got the bladee on
>>201871864>feels like it's 10-11no it doesn'tare you mental
>>201871818Just a bunch of browns tbqh
>>201871833if they werent making people (BROWN people! LOL!) mad then they would be doing something wrongthey would be the "de" le "king of germony" or something. such pathetic. why are YOU scared if someone goes and kills the king? he wont dont. no i wont elaborate. shrimple as that also
>>201871882while you post on 4chan alone
>>201871847might wank to this later
>>201871882I genuinely hope you die screaming
>>201871864>fucking hell, it's only 8, feels like it's 10-11exactly what your mum said to me last night when I slid it in
>>201871864windows 7 still rocks
>>201871880>sextemberIndian women avoiding all public transport
>>201871856church too powerful
>>201871943
I left my wallet in El Segundo
if black people - ye on this site - are not racist, then you should have a problem with the things Belgium flag posts. racism isnt "gibe me dat" its true equality. if you allow that evil to continue (no i wont get into it - because it is like the thing with the jannies - and spaintard) - then you are just as evil as it, which is in turn racist, which begets racism. lest you have been reminded should you require to have been. you should should NOT have been required to have bin
>>201871897it's blacker than a tar baby outside and feels much later than it is
thinking about the many degen sex greentexts I've read on this site
bet for one of you this hits home
really disgusted in myself gf been away this week and I haven’t been for a run since Monday ate ludicrously sized portions of pure slop drank every night haven’t done over 2k steps in a day this week and I went round the grandparents today without realising I didn’t even brush my teeth this morning
how many constellations could you recognise looking out your window?
microwaving my piss is science actually so there
>>201871837 Catholicism is more than a religion, it is a political power. Therefore, I am led to believe there will be no peace in Ireland until the Catholic Church is crushed.
dirty little cocktease
>>201871810Yeah thats what my colleagues are like. I've had them make fun of my car and I just wait for theirs to fail them or for them to go for an MOT and be hit with a world of issues and I remind them that my toyota hasnt had a single issue and sailed through its MOT with no reds. >>201871865cant imagine being the type of person who needs to be a debt slave for motivation to get out of bed in the morning.
>>201872001nah it's too american and sounds too childish and PC. "pig in lipstick" whats that patter all about
>>201871971Umm, these shots are from two entirely different scenes in the movie. The first shit is in Minis Tirith and the second is in the Palace of Rohan. Terrible meme.
>>201872037based!
Male friendships is doing gay stuff one time and never discussing it
YOUR LETTER WAS ONLY THE START OF ITONE LETTER AND NOW YOU'RE A PART OF IT
>>201872061ok then god is going to kill you goodbye. he will forgive me for being ignorant here but not you - not my problem, youre gonna die, gods going to do it. bye bye
poo beyond reproach
>>201871971
>>201872090are you too low IQ to understand "lipstick on a pig" even with context?
>>201872136are you a celtic man mousey
hunter schafer would get it
I am pissed off that Jimmy Saville lived until he was 84 and my Dad was only 58.
>>201871953Frogs didn't go protestant but they did go secular because it was the easier way to smash up the power of the church
>>201872152Need to shag the bussy
>>201872173while you post on 4chan alone
make tony blair permanent lord protector of britainsimple as
>>201872152gonna chop me tackle off with that he is
>>201872177
do you lot have those street-dressing brits who hangs primarily with wogs and speaks their lingo? it’s very embarrassing imh(humble)o
I left my wallet in Nick Fuentes
>Umm, these shots are from two entirely different scenes in the movie. The first shit [sic] is in Minis Tirith and the second is in the Palace of Rohan. Terrible meme.
>>201872173while you post on 4chan
>>201872148I know what it means it's just shite. Type of language a primary school teacher would use around her pupils. That full pizza metaphor as well, isn't witty or unexpected or creative. It's just a piss poor attempt at how humans, and especially Brits would slag each other and shows how far AI still has to go.
>>201872199nice little thing
the news is pure evil
>>201872199Cute but would still devour
>[deleted]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLc7qmOgo3M
>>201872224yeah loads of them
>>201872272School shootings in burgerland aren't even a news story anymore they're just something that happens every month
rorke btfopic related
>>201872272That the shooter or the victim?
>>201871141sent this picture to the ballistic labs and the results are in, book him boys
looks a bit warm tomoz corr
>>201872324victimneed news pople out of business
doing this mad thing where I just blurt shit out can't control it, the plot is lost
i agree with the mouseman, that janny lets this belgium gimmick go shows how fucking worthless he is and you might as well just post whatever you want
>>201872204A Roman Catholic Lord ProtectorWhat a bold synthesis
>>201872311oh that's a mean mindset
>>201872348same except i keep yelling racial slurs
>>201872272>named colt>suspected shooterlike pottery or somethin
>>201872346nooo, not muh heckin nigerinooo!!!
>>201872308perplexing isn’t it, just abandoning your roots for a life platitudes and pandering
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1725488396716567.webm
>>201872346Memes aside school shootings genuinely are so grim, heart goes out to the parents I'd probably kill myself
>>201872385while you post on 4chan alone
thought I'd try a wax jacket today, the feel of it on my hands was fucking horrible. is this a sign of autism? normal people go around in life with oily and greasy fingers all of the time?
Leftypol turning on caret browsing
>>201872348Ktim. Just be walking around the house and scream the n word at the top of my lungs for no reason. Neighbourberg must think I'm batty
>>201872348Same I'll loudly shout swear words when recalling someone cringe I've doneUsually within earshot of my wife and she comes in and banters me for it
>>201872401theyre definitely grim people but i havent thought much about the ins and outs of it
creating a powerpoint presentation on what our company can do to better elevate queer black voicesabsolute MADNESS I'm getting paid the same as a codemonkey for this
>>201872430scremaign'tism lad
>>201872425Probably mateI can't even think about toilet roll cardboard tubes without cringing into myself like im being sucked out of a broken window on a spaceship
>>201872405nothing relaxing about spaffing is there
>>201872405oh..oh my *('__'*)
>>201872463You'll both be in the dole queue when AI takes your jobs
>>201872348ktim, even starting randomly adding "sex arse" to the ends of words or phrases I hear
>>201872405GIWTWM
>>201872405um
>>201872546while you post on 4chan alone
>>201872516>toilet roll cardboard tubeswhy?
Sir Woke Barmer: Origins
>>201872546This is just me having a wank
doing a think
interesting how descriptive he is of black penis. lts obviously the focus of his cuck fetish
>>201872405it's not fair...
Hate this cunting weatherHate this cunting countryHate my cunting lifeCUNT CUNT CUNT
>>201872598well they're not from the middle east are theycos israelis aren't native to the middle least they stole the land
>>201872463mental all this liberal stuff about elevating wogs and women and poofs and bringing them to "equality" and "dismantling power structures", all implies they are indeed inferior to straight white british menTake a moment to think why the phrase "white supremacy" has been plastered everywhere recently. To your average rational citizen this is odd, as that phrase conjures images of fanatical armies in jackboots lynching and shooting all undesirables, but it's used to describe nearly everything native these days. Does it really mean ethnic domination and violence or to them does it mean "the fact their societies are intrinsically wealthier, more powerful, more cultured and the basis of global culture?"
>>201872585Haha what a neek to have done that haha
>>201872585fake article
>>201872618yeah lmao, must lead to deep changes in your daily thoughts
>>201872637And where did the Palestinians get it from?
cunt
>>201872598obviously east euros with 10% jew mixed in
>>201872666god gave it them
>>201872585Is this, I dare say, Sir Keir's Engadine Maccas moment?
>>201872643also the ones that most vocally hate us are the ones thirstiest for BWC quite perturbing
>>201872177my sister was 16my cousin 26i had an uncle who died of natural causes at 37his brother, my other uncle, died at 58his dad, my grandad is still alive at 91his dad lived to 92there is no telling how much time we have on this earth
>>201872637>>201872666Ashkenasi Jews are a three way of Roman Italian men, ancient Judean women and Eastern EuropeansMizrahi Jews are the closest ones to the ones of the Bible, Sephardim are Iberian-Jewish hybrids established during the Roman and Andalus days
protoshagberg stopped replying to my messages but is still posting
>>201872713>>201872703>>201872692>>201872678>>201872669>>201872660literally all me
catberg drinking rain water out of a bucket
*claps for the NHS*
>>201872753Blimey. Sorry about your sister
awaiting a reply for the gf. determines whether my penis will be in a vagina tomorrow, sat, or sun.
>cums for the nhs
Mental how America is so powerful and influential despite the fact that the average yank is beyond retarded and insanely gullible.There's a fair share of dumb cunts in every country, including the UK, but yanks are basically cattle.
>>201872753
>>201872577autism innitsensory issues
thinking about the slaggy woman's tits in Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj
That's it lads, my days as an incel are over.
>>>tv/203229908
>>201872598I surrender
>>201872637Their hair is obviously dyed though
birmingham mentioned :fire:
>>201872836the last white woman in birmingham
>>>>tv/203229908
>>201872837fucked it
>>201872811>Mental how America is so powerful and influentialhaving a resource-wealthy country set up for you ready to go and then building it up with cheap immigrant/free slave labour will do that for you
Have a very meek and submissive personality me. I always follow whatever the highest authority in the room iswould probably suck a lad's cock if he asked me to sternly enough
>>201872837what's this then>>>/tv/203229908
did something ingenious ladsturned my bed 90 degrees and reorganised my room and now it's as if I live in a brand new housereal estate agents HATE me watching Star Trek is now a lot more comfortable too
>>201872836This dude from BIRMINGHAM!
>>201872811There's an insane wealth divide and no long standing class tradition and identity like the UK, which also has a wealth divide but seems to organise it better. Not to mention all the chemicals in American food and their lifestyles make a good portion of them dumb obese mongrels completely incapable of rebellion or any sort of sustained physical activity.America also has the smartest, most powerful, richest and most ruthless people on Earth.
>>201872837spastic
>>201872798She's guaranteed it each night anyway
>>201872909my bed is so big i can't really put it anywhere elseprobably a lot easier with a single bed like you've got
mark sold his gopro he bought back 2 weeks ago de lads
>>201872908
>Anicet Mayela, 40, who once protested outside a detention centre with a sign that read 'migrants are not criminals', admitted to the attack of December last year at Oxford Crown Court in April. >A failed asylum seeker who raped a 15-year-old girl>A deportation flight was planned for May 2005, but the removal was prevented by Air France crew https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13817575/Failed-asylum-seeke-raped-girl-change-guilty-plea.html
>>201872753Sorry about your sister anon>>201872836This picture is confusing. Are there two planes of existence above and below her
>>201872883>>201872921
>>201872836126. top deck. colmore row. noon tomorrow. be there.
>>201872766Yeah?
>>201872997Imagine his little brown head splitting like a coconut LOL
>>201872790Happened back in 2007 and the pain never really goes away. It's just a surprise that i'm still here. Honestly never thought id make 30 and now im nearing 33.
>>201871600The Road
The climate and isolation of Scotland leads it to a culture of melancholy and stern-ness, a hairs away from a mental breakdown
alri
>>201872177>rumours and hearsaymad how many journalists "knew" or "heard rumours" but never did any digging or investigating despite his supposedly heinous crimes
>>201873002Not going to fight by a church mush, I'll meet you by the bull. You're getting flattened mate.
>>201873016winner stays onhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGUor824a74
>>201873016Sorry to hear that mate. My dad topped himself when I was 15 but I had to get over it pretty quick because of GCSEs. Seeing a counsellor tomorrow for the first time so maybe some of those feelings will come back. Feel pretty guilty about essentially forgetting about him
>>201873059would love to boot its head clean off
>>201873059think youre ard do you
>ask m8 on whatsapp if I can borrow a tenner>he tells me to get fucked cause he gave me one last week>respond with Israel emoji cause he's being jewishthis is how you win
>>201873022the book is very harrowing
>>201873059Hi rorke :)
>A failed asylum seeker who raped a 15-year-old girl after his deportation was blocked by cabin crew has been told he cannot change his plea to not guilty. >Anicet Mayela, 40, who once protested outside a detention centre with a sign that read 'migrants are not criminals', admitted to the attack of December last year at Oxford Crown Court in April.
Honestly the winter isn't all that bad as long as you exercise, sleep and eat rightIf you're just going to be a layabout that spends all day eating crisps and chocolate and moaning on the internet then yeah you will feel a lot worse than in summer
>>>/tv/203248081
>>201872902so grim
Business idea: Free XL bully burgers for school kids. 2 birds 1 stone.
uh oh borisbros they're still talking about this
got the the force awakens on the box
>>201872902vile
>>201873176Would peel your skin off and pummel your exposed flesh until all your organs burst and would leave your to writhe in utter agony until your worthless life was snuffed out.
>>201873272um based?
>>201873110grim af
>>201873139get him a big telly and a playstationget him a beemer
>>201873110smackhead
>>201873308fuck off with your avatar posting!
>>201873308based!
ahem ahem mr nonce you cannot post that
fake mn
commentator on the cricket won't stop talking about the taste of the kebabs being served, ruins the whole game
No mice
>>201873308belgianny on a mad one
>>201873421>>201873421>>201873421
>>201873205So much promiseSo much near-kino
'ello knobby, it's 5 to the wanking hour innit
>>201873110State of your banter
