What the fuck were they thinking?
>>203229825Probably that little kids under 10 think its funny. It's who the movie is for.
>>203229825
>>203229891Minecraft has been around since like 2012, it's not skibidi toilet
>>203229908kek
>>203229891>kids under 10>First words in the trailer includes a word evangelical christian families consider a swear word
>>203229908Holy fuck lol
>>203229908KEK
>>203229908made me laugh irl
>>203229908lmfao>>203229825idgi what am i looking at here though?
>>203229908premiumkek
>>203229908
>>203229908uncanny
>>203229937What’s the word? I’m not watching the trailer.
>"OH HELL NAWS MASSA, WE AINT IN KANSAS NO MO"
>>203229825> Rendered on a computer built in Minecraft.
>>203229825>>203229908>>203229929>>203230025>>203230047>>203230157>>203230195>>203230198>>203230306obvious samefag
>>203229908keked
You'll still watch it.
>>203230367Take a break Der Eternal Bateman
>Borderlands movie is the worst video game movie!>Minecraft movie: Hold my suspicious stew.
>>203229908kino
>>203229908Fucking Kek.
>>203229908Can't wait for the r/4chan re-post
>>203230342She ate Minecraft.
>>203229937OMG I'M GOING INSAAAANE
>>203229908kek it's kino!
>>203229919Newfag its from 2008
>>203229908Hahahawait were they any bees in the trailer?
It's kinda embarrassing how many of you were intending to watch a children's film. What even is the average age of this board?
>>203229908INSTANT CLASSIC
Why does Hollywood so often pick videogames that have no plot or characters, which are the worst to adapt?Ideally you want a game with a well-defined set of characters, something like Ghost Trick, Skies of Arcadia, Fire Emblem, Overwatch, etc.Minecraft is literally a sandbox game with nothing to build a story out of as Minecraft is digging and building shit, nothing more.
Doesn't matter, I'll just fap to Snood.
>>203229908we have a winner
>>203229908>baaa-ACK
>>203231030Minecraft is the best selling video game of all time. That's why.
>>203230342why do they pick the ugliest fucking creatures on planet Earth to star in these movies? I'm sure there are plenty of pretty black actresses around
>>203229908A MEME IS BORN!! REDDIT HERE WE COME XD
>>203229908>Notch POV right now
>>203231806
>>203231806It's not even about the actors. The whole idea of putting real people in a world made of blocks is just retarded and has nothing to do with the game. Just make it full CGI like the Lego Movie.
>>203229891Anon, the first generation of Minecraft kiddies are all in their mid-20s now>>203229937Evangelicals also haven't been culturally relevant in over 20 years
>>203229908saved
>>203230322hell
>>203230999If you had bothered to watch any Pixar films ever, you would know that expecting a kid's movie to also be tolerable for adults is common.
>>203229825At this point, big budget movies like that are just money laundering schemes, just like wars happening in the World currently, pandemics and etc.
>>203230999Why would you cast a hobo rapist looking Jack Black in a kids' film?
>>203229937oh no...anyways
yikes
>>203232262The good dinosaur sucked so badly lol
>>203232312jack black has been in a ton of kids movies.
>>203232262This. Most kids films purposely include more mature themes, subtext and jokes for parents so they'll be happy to bring their kids to the next film.
>>203231710Hopefully a few nice shots of her bum, maybe some cure smiles, maybe a scene that somehow has fetish elements.
>>203232408Cringe an forced "comedian".
>>203229825What da hell?
>>203232488yes, that's who gets cast in kids movies
>>203229825It's a self insert
>>203229891kids will be terrified by this abomination
>>203231806>I'm sure there are plenty of pretty black actresses aroundOh, I thought you were talking about Jack Black.
>>203229908Welp, its official, this movie already has generated more value for the world than Borderlands
>>203229937Yeah I would feel uncomfortable having my nephews hear "what the hell"t. Christian
>Welp, its official, this movie already has generated more value for the world than Borderlands
>>203231889Give jumpscare warning you piece of shit
>>203229908lol
>>203232825Go to bed Jack
>>203229937Christucks once again being the loudest faggots in the room
>Go to bed Jack
>>203229908lost
>>203230342oh sweet, new season of Nailed It?
>>203233143Do you know how fat you have to be to know about that show?
If we bully it enough they will fix it like the sonic movie
>>203229825I've never played Minecraft and this looks like the same level of shit as Sonic or Mario movies. What am I missing?
>>203233166>>203230342this about right?
>>203233217>n-no u xD Oh, please, don't let me stop your regular consumption of Netflix flop. I know it's in your mutt DNA.
>>203229908So fucking based
>>203229825>>203229908Never seen the movie.Let me guess! Let me guess!The joke was, "Holy (le silly whacky funny zoomer words), what is THAT?"And then the camera snap zooms in to the sheep, already fuck-eyed, and then it bleats while making that face.
>>203233250>point at fat black woman>takes it personallywhat did he mean by this
>>203233356>point out the goyslop (s)he watches >seethe without reason what did (s)he mean by this
>>203229908Lol
>>203229937If only God were here right now...
>>203231806>>203231889BODY POSITIVITY!
>>203229908OMEGALULZ
>>203229908>>203233411Top kek
>>203229908Kek, trannies lost.
>>203229908epic sharty victory
>>203230342>fat black nigress>first words in the trailer >OH HAY-ULL NAWsomeone from /tv/ works for the minecraft movie confirmed
>>203232337It's just an extrapolation from ryd users and not really accurate since they tend to dislike stuff more often
>>203235231O LAWD DEM DIAMONDSMINE DEM DIAMONDS LAWWWWWWDY LAWD CRAFT DAT BLING
>>203229908This post will be the only good thing about this movie
>>203235267AYO HOLUPYOU BE SAYIN WE SOME KINDAMINE...CRAFF???
>>203229908Kek
>>203235297>jack black looks at enderman>enderman gets angry and attacks>AYOOOOOOOO WORLD STAAAAAR WORLD STAAAAAAR
>>203232586Is it always thining hair and scragly patchey beard?
>>203235246then why isn't this discrepancy on all trailer videos?
>>203229908Ack!
>>203235368Because this one is especially bad, but the real ratio would probably be reversed (still a great extension, the vote of people using it carries more weight in my opinion)
>>203229908this going straight to my troon meme folder
>>203229908holy based
>>203229825>There's no way this is real>check>it's realI am retroactively hating Sonic and Mario's success for spawning the absolute torrent of diarrhea video game movies we're going to be getting... and those movies weren't even good, just ok. Jack Black should have died after Brutal Legend
>>203229825ai generated movie
>>203229908MinecrACKt
>>203229891Yes my 5 year old finds jack black all kinda funny. Fucking hell, when you realise there is Minecraft content made by autistic YouTubers that is better than this slop.. >>203229908Based
>>203229891Shhh anon, don't stop the racist manchildren from seething
>>203235993i am secretly super excited for this sort of slop. videogames has a "short" overall history compared to other forms of media, and look at the recycled slop we are seeing film shit out. imagine the shit they are gonna dig out over the next 50 years for videogames. space cadet pinball: the movie? memories of msn messenger? Cropped! the mspaint adventure! maybe a horror movie of ski-free, the possibilities are endless!
>>203229908life could be a circus
>>203230367>obvious samefag
>>203230342HOLEY FAWKIN LAWD THEM MINECRAPS
>>203229825>>203229908This is so uncanny part of me feels like it was intentional
>>203229908THE MINECRAFT SHEEP IS TRANS!
>>203229908Bumperino
>>203229908Hahq
>>203229825>ummmmm AWKWARD!>so….THAT just happened
>>203229937If I were 8 or 9 years old my parents honestly wouldn’t have let me see the movie because they dropped the H E double hockey sticks word
>>203230342>fat black lady with an afro and a ridiculous jumpsuit >AWWWW HAYYYLLL NAWyou CANT tell me these people aren’t secretly racist
>>203229908I FUCKING KNEEL
>>203233308Close Anon, but it bleats then it cuts to the black woman saying What the Hell
>>203231806Because idealism is the antithesis of a commercial safe space
>>203229825Ok ill bitewhat's wrong with this again?it's a kids movie, this is funny
>>203229908That's it
>>203229908legendary
>>203229908Can we just not with the transphobia today? It's really not funny.
>>203238711ong trannie looks like that fryall fat and too lazy to shave off that stubble :skull:
>>203229908OHHHHHH
>>203229908Hahaha
i'm glad zoomers are getting their nostalgia ruined
>>203229908holy shit
>>203229908christ
>>203229825every frame of this trailer looks AI generatedI'm not saying it is,but it just look off, especially the backgrounds, sometimes they're too smooth and round and sometimes they're too blocky
>>203229908beautiful lmao
>>203231806specifically to demoralize you and encourage racial prejudices so we stay distracted hating each other
>>203231030Because they want to attach their own dogshit stories to an existing fanbase
>>203229825This is 1 of those movies where even as a kid I would have thought it was lame. >steve is a cube guy, not jack black>who is this guy with long hair>where was there ever a black person in minecraft >why are all these people fat and old?
>>203229891>Shhh anon, don't stop the racist manchildren from seething
I might be giving Hollywood too much credit but I think they're going for a "so bad it's good" play.I think they believe all current and former Minecraft fans will show up just to have a laugh, which is a fuckton of people
>>203229891Fuck that
>>203229891>childrenyou mean 35 year old men.
>>203240425>>203231030Although in saying that in the movie producers defense minecraft novels are decently popular, and until recently those were all unoffical
>>203229908lmao
>>203229919Toilet War funny Michael Bay knows what people want
>>>203229908 #>Can we just not with the transphobia today? It's really not fun-ACKKKK!!
>>203229908lmfao
>>203229908Kekaroo!
>>203229908Posting in an epic thread.
>>203240073wtf i love nwords now
>>203229908It's like it was fate...
>>203232586Holy shit I've seen the soijak version of these so much that I forgot they were based on real people.
>>203229908holy shit ack posting really never never stops giving does it?
>>203229908Put me in the screencap
>>203233411>Ugly Llama Literally the same
>>203230342https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmEvxswn4IY
>>203242121>>203233880WINAMP IT REALLY WHIPS THE LAMAS ASS
>>203229908oh my god
>>203242121ayo hol upis this real? did they really just reuse sonics face?
When did 4chan start hating transfolk? Is this a /pol/ psyop?
>>203229908Gemmy.
>>203229908Ebin
>>203229908classic
>>203229908Kek-a-mole!
>>203229908Holy shit.
>>203229908The gem that saved /tv/
>>203229908Put me in the screencap reddit!!
>>203231889PLEASE NO... LET ME OUT!
>When did 4chan start hating transfolk? Is this a /pol/ psyop?
>>203229908Kekkkkkk
>>203242121>>203243136holy shit you are dumb
>>203243159Since like 2003. Trannies were always the butt of the joke. Linetrap was always posted to provoke disgust. But like one guy said, don't remember his name, "people who act like retards in a circle make the retards feel like home" or something like that, I'm heavily paraphrasing.t. actual oldfag
>>203229908Mother of KEK
>>203231889The last thing a party size bag of Flamin' Hot Cheetos sees.
>>203229908That's it, thats the movie
>>203229908It's a wrap
>>203229908TTD
>>203229908Ok i laughed
>>203243898>actual oldfag
>>203229908You must be pretty proud of yourself for this blatant transphobia huh
>>203244807Yes.
>>203244807Pretty funny desu
>>203229908>You must be pretty proud of yourself for this blatant transphobia huh
>>203229908Underrated
>>203244807I know, its quite funny.
>>203244807see >>203229908
>>203229908chuds have one joke
>>203243159No idea about 4chan, but in our current political climate, there can be now neutral transdom. They allied themselves with the extreme left, now they have to deal with the consequences. That is none of my business, I did not choose to join this war.
>>203232408>Jack Black has been in a ton of kidsFucking knew it
IS THAT A HECKIN SILLY WILLY COTTON CANDY WITH THE HECKIN WOAH FACE SHEEP OH MY SCIENCE MORTY MY WIFE'S SON BOYFRIEND JUST GAVE ME TICKETS TO WATCH THIS ON RELEASE WITH MY GACHA ANIME WAIFU
>>203244944it's a pretty good one desu
>>203229825ANIMAL MAKE NOISE FUNNEH
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALLED ME??"OUR HERO, BRINE"!!!! BUT YOU..... YOU HAD TO RUIN EVERYTHING...................YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A NOTCH TO THIS WORLD!!!
>>203244944You're literally trying to steal the rightwing joke that leftists can't meme.Seriously, leftists cannot meme.
>>203244944>mfw someone says the one joke
it's no for you, chuds
>>203231889IT PUTS THE LOTION ON MY SKIN
>>203245835>WHY AREN'T STRAIGHT WHITE MALES PAYING TO SEE OUR MOVIE?????!!!!
>>203229908Hey that's not cool
>>203230367
>>203229908kek it was tailor made for this
>>203229825Competency crisis
>>203229908Trans women are men and all men are rapists.
>>203229891>game with fans age 10 to 50>make stupid movie>"uh its a kids movie, not for you chud"smart move would be to have jokes that play to kids and to adults but for different reasons
>>203231806>why do they pick the ugliest fucking creatures on planet Earth to star in these movies?You know why. Stop acting retarded.
>>203229891fpbp
>>203229908chud W
>>203229891No, you're just out of touch as whoever drew/greenlighted this are
>>203229908put me in the screen cap
>>203233411kek
>>203238900>>203238711>"biological sex doesn't matter">obsessed with becoming a biological woman
>>203229825holy crap, it took superhero films YEARS to look this hokey!how can a minute and a half trailer make a whole genre of films feel so *over* this quickly??
>>203229908a daring synthesis
>>203229825i have been told that this has been made for tiny kids only, so who am i to have an opinion and any interest in seeing it?
>>203229937I watched Beetlejuice when I was a kid. There was worse stuff in there
>>203229908Transisters, how do we recover from this?
>>203246737yeah, that would require writing talent
>>203247085Same to you
>>203229825Kino alert
>>203235231She actually says “What the hell?” but close enough.
>>203229908Freaking perfectWoke people can't stop getting humiliated
>>203231030Because they don’t play games.
>>203229908>OH MY ONIONS! DID YOU JUST MAKE A 3 MINUTE EDIT OF THE SHEEP ON THE TRANNIES BODY HANGING ITSELF?I miss when it took creativity to be funny
>>203229908Stunning and brave
>>203229908>YAAASSS PUT ME IN THE FREAKIN' SCREENSHOTERRINO REDDITBROS!! WE DID A HECKIN' WHOLESOMERINO 100!! THIS IS GONNA BLOW UP ON LE /r/greentext!!>Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
>>203242190Too cultured for this nigger board anon
>>203248019
>>203229908Do you have to insert politics to everything?
>>203238711no problem, thudd
>>203248076The fart-huffers in /mu/ jerk each other off to that album.
>>203238900the valid women at the bottom actually look way more attractive and sexy than cis girlchuds ngl
>>203229891Why isn't the movie for me says /tv/?
>>203248202i agree with my anime pfp gf tho fr fr nigl nigga yeeeeeeeeeeeeeh
>>203248173never been to /mu/stay nigger.
>>203247399what the fuck are they talking about?
>>203229908heh
>>203229908I will now see your movie
>>203248498huh. I can't imagine why the suicide rate is so high.
>>203245835when are they going to fucking learn this type of rage baiting never gets them anywhere? I'm not sure even the brand recognition of minecraft will be enough to save this movie from flopping, it's so goddamn ugly
>>203229908thats it KINO
>>203248498>no one told me any of thisI find that hard to believe considering troons have a habit of plugging their ears and screaming "lalalala" when they're told about the path they're treading on until it's way too late.
>>203242190Based.
>>203229908Toasting in epic bread
>>203229908Certified classic.
>>203229908wtf is this real?
>>203229908minecrACK
>>203249067They continue to abdicate responsibility. If they took responsibility, they would realize that the only honorable thing to do is to banzai charge those that indoctrinated them.
>>203249666Nice digits, Satan.
>>203249782I despise transexuals because they ruined my hobbies. I just wanted to play videogames and be proud of my country and they took everything from me.I have no pity for these biosocial hazards.
>>203229908>all it took to revive the troonjak meme is a still from the minecraft movieNever would have guessed in a million years
>>203229908OH NO NO NO
>>203229908The sheer amount of answers to this post is funny as hell.
>>203231889How do they even find these people
>>203229908xD
>it's no for you, chuds>>203229908>chuds have one joke>OH MY ONIONS! DID YOU JUST MAKE A 3 MINUTE EDIT OF THE SHEEP ON THE TRANNIES BODY HANGING ITSELF?I miss when it took creativity to be funny>>203238900>the valid women at the bottom actually look way more attractive and sexy than cis girlchuds ngl
>>203249782could... muslims be right about women?
>>203229825This is going to bomb harder than concord.
>>203249829goddamn son, this guy really exposed everything wrong with troons in two posts. kudos
>>203250084I am but a transmitter, but thank you.>>203250012Not really. They're draconian about women because Arab men are nearly as bad as Indians. Societies with batshit men need to keep their women locked up for women's safety as well as the security of the tribe/state/polity, not because the women are promiscious.Any nation exposed to material overabundance at the same time as the dissolution of sociocultural norms will experience what Europe and its diaspora did. We just happened to experience it first :/
>>203229937Shitballs?
>>203250230I am arab.>not because the women are promisciousHoly gooooooy bro if you have ever spent any length of time with women you would know they are more horny than a rhinoceros. You know there's studies proving women are more promiscuous than men, right?
BROWN BRICKS
>>203250365to add to this look at the Wade Wilson fellow on death row, and the amount of female fans he has
>>203229908Witnessed!Put me in the screencap.
>>203229908Jej
>>203245835I'm sure this will work like the million fucking times they've tried this before.
>>203229908Haiahhahahhahha
>>203244807Idk but I'm pretty proud of him
>>203229825Lego movie but with mine craft and real people the whole time
>>203229908>This is the pinnacle of humour on /tv/ in 2024It's never been more over.
>>203248081My captcha tho
>>203250365Arab men are more destructive than their women are promiscious. Just a feature of Islam and their civilization, not a bug.I am not a goy. I denounce the Talmud and all Abrahamism. Continue to worship a Jewish god.
>>203229908Bravo!
>>203232862you're replying to a fellow gaytheist, moron
>>203231889I don't know what's worse between this and the chick with the nasty mustache and the tooth gap dancing to queen
>>203250508You really shouldn't have used that shitty reaction image otherwise you might've convinced some retard that you aren't a seething troon, tourist, or both. Either way shut up and fuck off, poser.
>>203250508Back to your shitcord troon
rip thread lol
>>203233411jej
>>203250365Females have the Admin Rights to the Species. Do not dare judge them.
>>>203229908 #>>This is the pinnacle of humour on /tv/ in 2024>It's never been more over.
>>203229908>almost 150 (You)'s
>>203243136based retard
>>203249987ok thuddie
>>203247399this is next level schizobabble
>203229908>>This is the pinnacle of humour on /tv/ in 2024>It's never been more over.
>>203229908samefagging?
>>203250982removing the ip counter was a mistake
>>203250982you wish lol
>>203251060
>>203250595>>203250604>>203250682>>203250878>You don't like this low effort tranny joke? You MUST be a tranny!Yes, that's how it works.
>>203250595>>203250604>>203250682>>203250878>>You don't like this low effort tranny joke? You MUST be a tranny!>Yes, that's how it works.
>>203249895Aoc is a white supremacist??
>>203250508>>203248019>>203251185Yeah, that pretty much sums it up. Imagine being a guy in the crowd of a comedy show and the comedian makes a joke guy didn't like, everyone is laughing their asses off and instead of just being silent, thinking "that joke was lame", and getting on with your day imagine if instead that guy stood up and screamed, "THIS ISN'T FUNNY WHY ARE YOU ALL LAUGHING THIS ISN'T EVEN FUNNY YOU IDIOTS, IT'S LOW EFFORT REEEE". This kind of reaction doesn't line up with someone who doesn't feel personally attacked.
>>203250758It's 155 actually
>>203251461If that's how it works, that every time you don't find a joke funny, you must be one of the people it's making fun of, then I guess I'm only a tranny until the next time I hear an unfunny joke about straight white people. Or maybe it's about black women? Who knows, can't wait to see what random group I'll be part of next.
>>203251185>low effortSimplicity is the sister of talent.
>>203251537>If that's how it works, that every time you don't find a joke funny, you must be one of the people it's making fun ofDon't misrepresent what I said you disingenuous piece of shit, I'm not saying if you don't find it funny you're a troon, I'm saying if you're trying to screech at other anons who do there's a good chance the joke personally attacked you in some way and you don't like how many other people found it funny.
>>203229908Bloody wonderfull
>>203251643Nobody on this board is going to feel personally attacked by a troonjak. I just didn't think it was that funny. Sorry I hurt your feelings or something.
>>203251537No you didn't just find a joke not funny, you're seething at people laughing at trannies. Huge difference.
>>203251755>Nobody on this board is going to feel personally attacked by a troonjak.>Sorry I hurt your feelings or something.Do you just like to blatantly contradict yourself for fun or what?
>>203251761No, I'm seething at this board's sense of humor. Big difference, but all you saw was somebody not liking something that made fun of trannies, so you immediately jumped to the tranny conclusion since you get some kind of power trip out of calling people trannies.
>>203251844>>203251755>I just didn't think it was that funny. No you're trying to shit on other anons and act above it all because they find trannies acking themselves inherently funny, if you didn't find it funny just roll your eyes and move on next time instead of whining like a faggot about it. That's what most people who don't feel personally attacked by jokes react if they don't fine them funny.
>>203251844>I'm seething at this board's sense of humor. Oh so like I said before you're either a tranny, tourist, or both. Guess we'll settle on option B, now fuck off back to wherever you came from.
>>203251755>Nobody on this board is going to feel personally attacked by a troonjaklollmao even
>>203251928>>203251977Don't worry senpai, I can live with being called a tranny, I just think you're reasoning sucks and that the picture wasn't funny. Apparently this really rustled your jimmies.
>>203252025What are you still doing here, fuck off tourist
>>203251844>No, I'm seething at this board's sense of humorwe know
>Nooooo, don't make fun of my epic tranny humorlmao chuds are pathetic
>>203252243cry more
>>203229908I was listening to Colin Stetson when I saw this
>>203232482>a swarm of minecraft llamas eat snood alive as she begs for help>aquaman runs to the rescue, but gets his pink jacket caught on a branch
trans women are men
>>203229825its for LITERAL KIDS you manchilds grow the fuck up
>>203229908It doesn't get better than that.
>>203229908+1 reply before archive
>>203229908Megakek!
