Me and the wife edition
get the new filled with abhorrent posts
>>201877409They always say some creepy shit about good veins because of how pronounced they areEvery timeWhat is their deal
Did mousey ever provide proof that he frozen some piss then
Toil in the morning
Once ate out a prozzie and have got cold sores ever since.
>>201877440doesnt it make you feel good to get complimented
>>201877440that sounds like a good thingor if you are worried, then just relax, because really that sounds like a good thing. i dont know though. glad i asked now if you said that i wonder if the other person has had any comments about his veins and what his look like
>>201877440They did that with me. I assume 90% of patients are fatties who can't see their own veins so they get excited at an easy job when a normal person comes in
twin onamadone
>>201877454I personally believe him
>>201877477Who’s suppose to eat a loaf of toast lmao
in bed farting
Id sooner die before I ever seen another doctor.
>>201877477>Small plate of food and 2 loaves of bread Cunts
>>201877477didn't even make a dent
>>201875798what is blud whinging bout
Asked the ex whether she would like to meet when she gets back to Australia
>>201877526What language is this
>>201877477i can easily eat a loaf of bread to myself (unbuttered as well), and could as a kid, but loading that ontop of an English breakfast is a bit stewpidyou could eat a lot of bread with a full English maybe but you either have an entire loaf of bread or a full English of course you are going to fail this challenge full of carbs with that bread
>>201877461ive eaten out all sorts of filthy slags and never had cold soresa mate of mine is a virgin and has had them all his life because his mum had cold sores and used to kiss him on the lips as a baby
>>201877569where is she now?
>>201877539natural heating innit
>>201877579Hoodlish
>>201877526i don't understand the post
>>201877477All he did was spin the fuckinh plate round man
>>201877579Nigger
Satsuma?I hardly know her!
going on a night owl incel walk with rapelad
something of a wog myselfdespite having blonde hair and blue eyes I believe in my lineage somewhere, at some point, there was a wogI'm sure all you racists will come crawling out the woodwork to deny my wog heritage now but just know, the free world stands with us coloureds
>>201877580Alri 700lb man
>>201877457That's the problem when you have robot jannies
>>201877535What if they are just pretending?
mad when you have heard a long loads then you check the music video on youtube and it looks like it was made by a teenager in windows movie makerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gY2s4hJ8kuA
tummy threatening to do a sick
>>201877592USA
>>201877649im just built differently
>>201877651i had never heard of this man until he killed himself
>>201877545They always do this such a cheap trick
>>201877569state of itshould have resisted, as I am doing. she'll be over this weekend to collect the rest of her shit and I'll be standing firm. I will not give in, I will stay sober to avoid drunken mistakes, and I will be distracted with various outdoor acitvities.
>>201877688He was a big deal for millennials
Mad how two lads who recently won a decades-long case against an American multinational both died within a day of each other in mysterious circumstances innit haha anyway how do we fancy Arsenal's chances this season?
>>201877550>Himmler's wife knew very well with whom she was marrying.>"I'm so lucky that I have an evil husband who loves his evil wife," she wrote. Himmler responded: "There's nothing other than 'revenge.' Forever." Marga wrote back: "Remember: 'Revenge.' My black soul is thinking about the most impossible things.">Even more algid is the testimony of his daughter, Gudrun, when the little girl described her feelings after visiting an extermination camp.>"Today, Mama, Aunt Lydia, Aunt Frieda and I visited an SS camp in Dachau," she wrote. "We had a big meal there. It was a great day. What a grand project the concentration camps are.">In Himmler and his wife's correspondence in the last '20s, he already had his murderous traits well established.>"My love, I found out how great it is that a person so evil like me merited such a good woman like you. I hope you are happy with your evil darling.">And after being appointed head of the SS, he made it clear to whom he was loyal: "If Hitler would tell me to shoot my mother – I would do it."
>>201877545>SmallFatty
>>201877708if she fired that gun he's going to break his risk
Just vommed up a bunch of M&S garlic doughballs
>>201877589There are several types of herpes strain and they don't all produce classic HSV1 cankers >ive eaten out all sorts of filthy slagsEver done a hpv throat swab?
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY!?
>>201877723im a millenial
i used to like those shake straws mixers where they hold a circle of straws and empty it out to fill it with about 16 weetabix and some milk and id just eat it all i was insane. i could still do it if i tried but i just dont want to im serious though
>>201877457So she wasted 4 days of work? A prudent toilberg would put her on a PIP
i have found out that i am a scumbag piece of shit cunting FUCK
>>201877716I'm not asking to get back together, just saying goodbye
>>201877726arent arsenal city and liverpool basically the same as last seasonuntil christmas can only assume a similar situation
twinks and such
>>201877733talk about commitment the man knew what he wanted and by god he went and got it
>if she fired that gun he's going to break his risk
>>201877651have a negroni. Have two. Tie a rope around your neck. Step off a stool.
>>201877723Maybe yank ones
>>201877733sounds like bollocks
city folk probably never had weetbix
>>201877526This from the same school where the shooting happened?
>>201877752YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF YIFF
why did the Turks end the Ottoman Empire
>>201877780and what if you fall into her pussy by mistake whilst saying goodbye hmmm? doesn't sound like a good idea
>>201877796Have a boyfriend. Have two.
>>201877824>polandball
>>201877774also you missed good digits you ponce
>A radius clause is a form of non-compete clause used in the live music industry, in which a tour promoter stipulates that a performer, for a certain length of time prior to or following an appearance at a concert or festival, must not hold concerts at other locations within a certain radius of the city where they are to perform.holy shit I didn't know that existed
I A M T H E A D V E R S A R Y A N D M U S T R E M A I N T H E A D V E R S A R Y
mm i love sipping some whiskey from the glass and browsing /r/foxes on my monitor
>>201877830Well she's going back to the US straight after so what's the worst that could happen, I have sex again?
>>201877651>>201877796Jokes that his ex was walking around with a t-shirt with 'stop breaking my balls' after he died. Made to look an absolute cunt beyond the grave
>>201877811I eat weatabix everydayHave done since I was a child
>>201877808yeah it was 'discovered' by an academic in tel Aviv
wanking feels so good i cant even imagine how good sex must feel
>>201877770Her line manager needs to be at the very least. Why wasn't it noticed that she wasn't reporting her results at the end of the day and calling in for meetings?
you lads ever been auschwitz?
>>201877853Very gay activity
>>201877744no have i fucki had my dick swabbed once and had a piss and blood test. the doctor touched my balls as well. no stds.
We're here lads>>201877823>>201877823>>201877823
>>201877796Ummm, I don't think you can say that word honey.
>>201877863probably taller than all of your class
>>201877688>he killed himselfuh huh
MR HITMANI'M FOOKED
>>201877861well, I guess that's fair enoughin my case I just know she'll be pulling all kinds of tricks to get us back together and then I'll have to do it all over again
i look forward to christmas less and less every year
>>201877895Ktim I’m 6 ft 5
>>201877879no, why would i?
>>201877874feels good sometimes and sometimes its shit. If you're having it regularly even with an attractive woman it will get boring just like everything else in this squalid pitiful existence.
>>201877733>extract diary discovered by Moshe Goldeitz kept in private museum in tel aviv
>>201877882They don't test for everything in a 'routine panel'Some things you have to explicitly ask forIgnorance is bliss though eh
This morning, the British ambassador in Berlin handed the German government a final note stating that unless we heard from them by 11 o'clock that they were prepared at once to withdraw their troops from Poland, a state of war would exist between us. I have to tell you now that no such undertaking has been received, and that consequently this country is at war with Germany.
>>201877909it peaked when i got a lotr figure set in 2005
I would shag Greta Thunberg
first we ate the horses
>>201877919Same. Cannot get a pair of bastard chinos to fit without showing off my ankle
feel like pure shit just want her back
>>201877923Youth is wasted on the youngA billionaire banging a qt supermodel is having less fun than a 16 year old banging his fat munter girlfriend - the feelings and the pleasure evaporate as you age.
messed about with coke, decided it wasn't for me, no interest in doing it againyes it briefly feels good but not worth the comedown
>>201877907We are never, ever, everGetting back, together You go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to meBut we are never, ever, ever, ever getting back togetherLike, ever
>>201877824hmm
Would rather die of cancer today then have a doctor stick his finger up my arse
is it true more people died and more police were injured during notting hill carnival than the race riots?
>>201878001more of a Pepsi man myself
>>201877944Pretty sure i'm just immune to mouth herpes. I'll worry when my dick leaks fluid that isnt pee or cum or if I get warts. Till then yeah ignorance is bliss.
craving a spud
>>201877990>There comes a time when the jewels cease to sparkle and the gold loses its luster
>>201877990Ok bro you're like 31 lol
>>201878001wow almost exactly what every other cunt didmental
https://youtu.be/2PPf3bAdAcs
>>201877955that's my lad
>>201878018No.
this woman on the left was a cunt? i'm shocked
Lichtman has spokenThe US election is OVER.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE22XjWEyQE
>>201877955>giving your phone number to chinawhy mate
>>201878065You sure about that?
>>201878047seethe
>>201877879Of course
New French Prime Minister Michel Barnier Promises a Raft of Anti-Immigration Policies, Including End to Family Reunification And Changes to Asylum Law
need a femdom milf gf
Yer a woman Harry
>>201877990You’re jaded and talking bollocks
>>201878082Lol no number needed on PC zoomer retard
>>201878094thats not auschwitz u fucking IDIOT
>>201878082I would rather be spied on by another than my own government
>>201878018Yes. Nobody died in the riots. Dunno and dont care about police, they deserve everything they get.
do gymnasts have nice feet? not fond of most female athletes because they destroy them with all the exercise x
>>201877879Yeah. You thinking of going lad? Krakow is a great place, I love it
Summer is OVER (and that's a good thing)
this limerance bullshit is doing my bloody noggin in yes i have been blogging on about this all night
no they end up with curled jewish talonsnot nice
>>201878120Il put you in an oven you dopey cunt
>>201878138of course they call it Krakov over there
lol
Haven't been sure about anything in nearly a decade
>>201878109Yer a tranny, Harriet.
>>201878145Brat summer is over, pannage season has begun
cant imagine hurting an animallet alone eating one worse than murdering a human imo
>>201878186need a new starting word
>>201878193For me, it’s Lucky StrikeIt’s toasted!
>>201878162Krak/Grach's town
>>201878193Did tobacco cause lung cancer before the nuke testing?
feel like I'm gay
Just been harassed by thugs I HATE living here I wished I lived in a cabin in a field in the middle of nowhere
>>201878203low IQ
>>201878085Well true more died in Notting Hill but more police were injured in the riots
>>201878225i dunno mate, sounds gay
>>201878206I'm sorry but is a 4 voweler against the rules?
>>201878186You bottled it in all honestyBidet? Rides?What an utter moron
>>201878203kicked and smacked a few dogs in my time they need it sometimes
>>201878203hello saar
>>201878225bit gay, that
didn't know we had a new prime ministerjust don't keep up with the news anymore
ate a fuckton of beef todayworse than killing other humans surely
>>201877955>hmmmm... pleasant aroma... nice wobble...
>>201878138already been. really nice spot. krakow, to be clear, not auschwitz.>>201878154was surprised to find this style of photo is taken from the inside of the place. also there's literally fuck al there. all the buildings were knocked down by random germans who wanted bricks for their houses lol
Dogs are disgusting shitty beasts
Can hear my mum fingering herself again fuck sake
>>201878193>>201878219A scientist proposed a method of Fukushima cleanup by which cannabis sativa would be grown as living filters
chinky ai is booting up as we speak
>>201878243sorry I mean I need a new starting word had peach but it's shit
>>201878186thanks for reminding me to do mine today
just pissed all over the pissing barthroom floorsick of it
>>201878184she's flippin naked!
>>201878308pretty grim post, thisshe wouldn't need to do that if you satisfied her
I'm upset
>>201878308No you cant
>>201878298sheed
seggssex with women. WHITE WOMEN
going to shitpost at full speed tomorrow, gonna get to the 24h post limit, you didn't even know about that
>>201878308weird fantasy
>be me, a fat NEET who doesn't bathe>because I'm indoors 24/7 I take in the packages for the qt girls that live next door whilst they're out being productive members of society>girl knocks on my door today and gives me a bottle of prosecco for all the door answering I've been doing over the past several months>offered to give her a hug but she said she had a coldIt feels so touching to be appreciated I am making a difference in the world albeit in a small way
>>201878322piss in the loo insteadIt's not rocket science
>>201878341Swear on anything I can
>>201878297Germans? Its in Poland mate one of the Polish death camps
>>201878361blog on spaino
>>201878245Was just bad luckMaybe you could say that the times is unlikely to pick bidet and rides as words but they've had way odder words than those
>she said she had a cold
Sucking off a snickers bar seductively
>>201878388they came back after for all their bricks
>>201878211Underrated
This Space Marine 2 game any good?
on hour 51 of my no sleep september
Feeling sad about the Jews again
>>offered to give her a hug but she said she had a cold
>>201878361fat smelly bastard
>>201878361>>offered to give her a hug but she said she had a coldfucks sake imagining this is doing me in
>>201878011Problem?
>>201878308is she fit?
>>201878361>offered to give her a hug but she said she had a
>>201878413No games are good now
>>201878425About how many of them there are?
got the eurasian asmr gf sim on
>>201878361>It feels so touching to be appreciated>I am making a difference in the world albeit in a small wayIf they were men you would not give a single shite Be honest, you like that cute women are interacting with you, that's it
americans are very puritanical arent they
Now we see him samefagging to drum up interest in his made up shitty blogpost
One thing I hate the most (Slatt)One thing I hate the most (Oh yeah)Is some friendly-ass niggas (Yeah)Some friendly-ass niggas (What?)Some friendly-ass niggas (Woah)Some friendly-ass niggas (Woah)Don't talk to meDon't talk to me (Yeah)Don't talk to me (Ayy)Don't talk to meThem niggas not with us (Us, what?)Them niggas not with us (What? What?)Them niggas not with us (What? What? What?)
>>201878403Did the same with a magnum earlier
I'm a porno actor. The names Buck Naked.
>>201878465Prefer not to say
krakow is boring
going to have some beers with some boring loser types tomorrow who are also poorconsider myself above them but no one else wants a pint with me so therefore I must be at the same level
>>201878502try crack instead
Here's an idea, have you tried bathing?
>>201878469yank girl at work heard me swear and she unironically goes "be careful with those f bombs mister!"25 year old womangrow the fuck up
>>201878464Elden Ring was good
>>201878527off the beers me off the drink for good. No longer shall I imbibe that wicked poison.
>>201878534there's a spider in the bath
wifeberg keeps going on and on about nudist beachesshe has been showing me package holidays in Spain near nudist beaches
>>201878548boring poof
>>201878537Shoulda asked if she had had an abortion
>>201878543wrong
getting shagged up the arse as i post this
You’re not funny, so shut the fuck up
There’s a snake in my boots
>>201878557Have you ever taken her?Not to a nudist beach, no, I mean up the arse
>>201878534just had a shower, me
>>201878537Swearing is very low iq
>>201878569no you're not, be quiet
>>201878548samebooze is grimeven having a few beers on a friday will make you feel depressed until at least wednesday even if you aren't technically hungover
>>201878543Really wasn't and it's considered the weakest by actual fans of the series
>>201878549kek, I'm genuinely arachnophobic and have sometimes had to wash myself using the sink a few times
Mad that nearly a quarter of the world used to be British.Where did it all go so wrong?
>>201878534Family get mad when I have a shower after midnight
>>201878587yes but not really into anal stuff
dunno if my mum has always been low iq or is going senile but I've realised it's basically impossible to have a normal conversation with her and that most parents are not actually like this
>>201878569can I see?
>>201878598>actual fans of the seriesGate keeping some japanese slop
>>201878607Have you tried not being a fucking wet wipe?
>>201878616It isn't midnight
>>201878615japanese empire was bigger than the USSR in 1939? eh?
>>201878537I don't swear that much and now if I do mates get concerned something has really upset me
Penetrated your mums Elder Ring
>>201878642Japan has never been invadedThey repelled the Mongols ffs
Isn’t it midnightOn the other side of the world
>>201878642I think they'd already taken over northern china so theyre counting that (they shouldnt)
>>201878615empires last about 250 years, coming to the end of the American empire now and seeing the rise of another empire- the chinky Chinese empire
>>201878607Was showering once and looked up and a huge spider was descending on me from the lighting fixturewas like a horror movie
>>201878388Im sleepy mate leave me alone
>>201878636Can't help it mate, sorry.
>>201878638yeah but realistically the shower would be starting after midnight
>>201878642
need a trans mommy to lactate from her cock bottle
thoughts on death metal?im trying to expand my music taste but i just cant handle the singing/growling
>>201878683Ah fair enough, who am I to judge
>>201878642Pearl harbour starting to look a bit awkward
>>201878699
The USSR wasn't shit
>>201878703Try some where the growling isn’t too bad, like Gojira
>>201878703ShiteProg is better try tool
Home nations leading the way
>>201878692oh it's population not land area, that clears that up
literally pooing my gay guts out to this solohttps://youtu.be/XvxMfPt4WrM?si=qW_uh1_m39YvzE6m
>>201878703Burzum is the only decent band in that genre and even then it's still a lot of retarded screaming
any wogs about?
could really use to change my beddingnot changed it in weeks and it smells terrible even to mewont though
>try tool
>>201878762That’s Black Metal
>>201878692grim
Got a lot of emotions and really not sure what to do with them.
How do I get ROI I heard you need it
>>201878549i know
>>201878754nobody in the world does drugs like us
>>201878762Burzum isn't death metal mongboy
>>201878703Don't get it at all personallyMight be easier for you to try something not death metal
>>201878775Havent changed mine since Christmas
Thoughts on me doing a poo at 23:07?
>>201878810eww
>>201878788*invests in armitage shanks*
>>201878703>im trying to expand my music tastewhy botherwhat are you trying to achieve
>>201878754Rename heroin to Hadrian
>>201878631
>>201878607mate just wash them down the drain with the shower for goodness sake
>>201878818Trying to do the same but put off by the neighbergs
>>201878703What genre is Sunbather? Is that Death Metal? I liked that.
>>201877955I beg you not to take pictures of me in the bath
>>201878788The invention of dwarf corn was an absolute disaster for the human race
for context, ive listened to Cryptopsy and Suffocation i like everything about the music except the growling... for now. im sure it'll grow on me in time.
>>201878788Take me back to 1900!
>>201878788*invests in street poo cleaning companies*
>>201878818you do you lad dont mind if you do do a poo
>>201878754Almost died twice doing benzos, and then I'm sure I almost died after doing far too much coke in one go
>>201878810 There are 15 weeks until Christmas.
>>201878703This might sound obvious, but if you don't enjoy something, don't bother. You don't have to like or listen to a certain genre.
>>201878847>not expelling your waste with as much force as possible to assert dominance over anyone foolish enough to hearIt's their problem.
Despite plenty of anecdotal evidence, there is no definitive research showing that diet affects the taste of semen. Some people suggest that fruit juice and vegetables improve the taste, while red meat, cheese, and coffee may make it taste worse.
>>201878703most metal is genuine crapall that death/black/thrash/heavy metal nonsense is just awful
>>201878866majority of drug deaths in Scotland involve benzos
>>201878703tried atheist?
>>201878883exgfberg used to say mine tasted of chlorinenot a good sign
>>201878883>experts sayIf you still believe this appeal to authority after covid..
>>201878841But that's mean ;_;
>>201878798cause a potato blight and most fuck off to america
You mean I missed the chance to live in the Age of Empires? I can only play the video game versions?Can't someone go out right now and just start taking over land Alexander the Great style
got the 90s metallica on
>>201878361most alpha male /brit/ poster
>>201878836she got her willy out yet
>>201878890Vile muck they areThe inventors are surely in hell, should one exist
>>201878906they would do the same to you, doggy dog world
>>201878889Not crap, you just don’t enjoy it
>>201878754Scotland and Great Britain? What mongoloid makes this shit
wait what did that guy mean by cock bottle?
Me? Protestant White Supremacist English Nationalist
>>201878361Honestly this reeks of Spainnonce
>>201878903That's normal x
>>201877823>>201877823>>201877823
>>201878862>25% of the planet were once chinesePretty mental to be fair
bruh how is wukong 120gb cuh
>>201878929pedantic little microbe
>>201878910Nice, very underrated period
>>201878978>>201878978>>201878978
>>201878909reckon you'd get heem'd these days if you tried to take over the world with your mates on horses
>>201878962[attendees squealing, laughing]
>>201878930not that hard to understand
>>201878959mad how the two genders neutralise each other as it were
>>201879041Homophobe.
>>201878786>>201878804>no it's ackshully this kind of metalwho cares
