protestant family edish
this weather. bit mental
lovely weather
>>201888874me at the back
i LOVE this weather
>>201888856Such as?
cold outIrish weathersun's out though which is good
daft how backwards so many countries are
it’s Friday chapswe’re almost there, so let’s keep the thread positive and get the bevvies at lunchwogs, please refrain from posting until Monday thank you
>>201888919prefer not to say
>>201888930IMPORT THEMA LL
>>201888874you are pajeet or brit
>>201888930INHOUSEDFEDWANKED
i think people on benefits should be able to afford more healthy food now. i dont think i should be asking for enough money to buy the absolute cheapest (and same) food every day anymore but this. not just because of my unfit body and organs but so that i can have fat reserves on my body to burn through when i dont eat for 2 days because i am already not balanced with that in normal day to day life somewhat
>>201888985whats on the shopping list
*uses my immense brainpower to run mental simulations of scenarios and wank to those instead of porn*
and the rates for alcohol addiction treatment cooperation with medicine they can take for it is low
>>201888985in other words you want more free shit paid for by me? do one, you little gremlin freak
>>201888985>>201889018fuck off mousenonce you evil ghoul
>>201888930But shes YOUR wife
>>201888874I'm a papist
I'm moving back to London after a year away. I turn 37 soon and at this stage of my life, I just can't be arsed with the lottery that is housemates. Especially when you look at ads on Spareroom and they're more like dating profiles; 'looking for someone who'll join movie night once a week and enjoy the odd bottle of wine.' I'm nearing 40; I'm looking to get rid of friends, not add new ones!I enjoy going out with friends the odd evening/ weekend, but when I'm at home, I just want to be left to my own devices and not expected to socialise. I'd love a place of my own but after bills, I'm looking at more than half my wages for the smallest of 'studios'.Any suggestions on what I can do? How do introverts cope?
Business idea: trick the tripfags and schizos into posting in a decoy thread filled with chatbots
puppoid before he knose grow big
>>201889010just pizza and i love pizza but i can feel what it is doing to my body. on my shopping list: weedkiller, lollipop sticks, something for me which ill pick up with some brown wholemeal bread >>201889020going to be less likely to get a job if im unfit
>>201889046Cringe
letting the catbergs have a supervised adventure outside
>>201889060>just pizzaholy fuck dude
>>201889047Well my sincere suggestion is that I didn't read a single word, hope that helps
>>201889069Getting a bit lateThey WILL be indoors before sundown, yes?
only jews and protestants are allowed here
the body doesnt go right into burning all the fat. after 2 days it is i think 70% burning fat by that point. theres also the big rush you get as a second wind
every week i say im going to pack the booze in fucking SICK of it
but alcohol is good for you
>>201889060you’ll be more likely to get a job if your life is shit without one you idiot gimpthat’s why you should made to eat gruel and drink Lidl Fanta
>>201889100jews are not allowed anywhere , get the fuck back to netherlands with your fake king
diego having 1 beer and passing out because he weighs 14kg
>>201889134nah its actually the opposite and ive been "priced out" of Lidl - which is scary, with how they come into towns and force all the other stores to close before doing this. but i digress and try not to complain too much
>>201889100>jews and protestantsSame thing
theres nothing better than a delicious coffee name one thing betteryou simply cant
>>201889146why arent you lads cool like the lads i see on road wars australia?
bore off thirdie
>>201889152don’t believe you for a second since you’re the one receiving free shitI say we cut your benefits to the bone, have you on the streets with the nitties and see how it pans outI’m willing to take this risk with your life and will vote accordingly
got the toast down the hatch, sucking a coffee (instant, black, likkle sugar), got the autechre on (chinkshit setup), I'm going for post limit, it exists.
can i cream pie you... as a frieng (8)
>>201889116blog on
had planned to do lots of things today but I'm already considering fucking it all off
my advice for getting a job is TO JUST LIE! if you are good with computers, and they need a years worth of experience in a programming language, then spend a few months learning that lang, then just be reaaaaally humble. like you have the 1 year of experience with it after a month and then you can just say that you "know it but have a lot to learn" or something
>>201889203
>190 awake at 8amWhat the fuck
>>201889198they already did this with one of the conservative governments. thats when the people were saying that its "universal starvation"
>>201889225>>201889223>>201889218blong on
>>201889201>instantGrim
need a thinspo gf
king size Rollover "krakauer & cheese" hotdog down the hatch
>>201889249>>>201889116>>201889047
>>201889242piss off 290
>>201889262instant coffee is delicious s
>>201889264middle two are the best, right is too thin
>>201889278Youre wrong and its more like coffee flavoured granuals
hello diego
>>201889262it really is
mumberg really wants an air fryerdo I buy her one lads? I thought they were a gimmick for povvos
>>201889309Love women
>>201889335don't set off the air fryer autist mate
>>201889294irs just coffee that they dry
>mate who's a big arsenal fan is moving away>think it would be nice to get us tickets to a game before he goes>arsenal tottenham: £300+/ticket to sit in the raftersSTATE of kickball
>>201889294bruh(spraying sugar with coffee dust is a good idea tho)
>>201889362the london experience
>>201889290gayboi>>201889309'ello beautiful where you off on holiday then
>>201889353It's just women's cunts that you dry
GET THE LONDON EXPERIENCE
>>201889264left is best women are meant to be soft
what do yous think of this hoodie? I'm thinking of buying it, but I value the opinions of my friends on /brit/
>>201889362premier league is done
>>201889353>>201889366Nice fresh ground coffee that actually smells and tastes like coffee is the one for me
>>201889394looks like something mousenonce would wear
>>201889394Slava ukraine
>>201889394sovl
HNGGGGGGGGGGG BRANDING AND CORPORATIONS. MONEY GRABS. PUT THE LOGO ON IT, THATLL SELL. SO SOVL
>>201889394Leeds Rhinos?
>>201889450basically no one who lives in hampstead wears labelled items
for me its the Wakefield Tigers(TM)
ah yes, the megacorp that is TempleOS
>>201889451Thats an elephant mate
>>201889492yeah im sure the megacorp making these hoodies give a shit about Temple/Terry/freeshit/libtards whatever the fuck the license was that lets it be used ike that with the copyright - thats what they care about, the copyright
>>201889491Cas fans seething
what's the most austistic genre of music you lads like? for me it's dungeon synth
>>201889394omg yes I love internet memes so epic
>>201889524o yea its cas tigers. Google says Wakie is called the Trinity or something
>>201889309fingered her in a barn at night while she was hunting rodents
>>201889527don't know which genres are autistic, like dungeon synth with skyrim
>>201889527I went through a phase of listening to ambient/field recordings, gone off it now though
diego never having touched a woman yet commenting on their photos and appearance onlinedisgusting creature he is
>>201889450forgive him King Terry, Pope of the Whites, for he knows not what he does. you better pray for forgiveness boy. that's the builder of the Temple of Solomon you're talking about.
>>201889394Based desu
buying a pouch of tobacco saving all of the ash dust thats good fertilizer (banned in America)
feeling mischievous
>>201889557very low iq post
>>201889527shoegaze or rpg maker 2000 music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30JZylPUmz0
>>201889394it would've been way cooler if they used one of the actual logos instead of the realistic elephant.
based Ireland
>>201889608hows greater israel coming along?
unironically Terry had a real knack for designthis logo + the sword and scales logo go hard as fuck. truly inspired by the divine.
>>201889659wow all of those things are for the back of the head. i guess it wouldnt make sense to ask about the top of his head
>>201889674Yeah not like it had been around for 100s of years
>>201889616shoegaze isn't autistic it's the white man's alternative rock
Wakandaford
>>201889717I never said he invented the motif. I said the design is cool as fuck. The whole concept of an operating system dictated by the word of God to act as Solomons Third Temple is cool as fuck. The concept of random numbers being God's will is a really interesting idea. TempleOS has a built-in bibliomancy (divination) program that allows God to speak to you via random numbers. I love modern computing technology being combined with ancient religious and esoteric ideas.
wilbertstein was looking pristine and large in showerberg this morning. i'm going to make it after all
jesus fuck the smiths are awfulcant have any british pop or rock bands on for long before they get shoveled down my throat by youtube or spotify aliketerrible lyrics, terrible tunes and holy fuck morrisey's voice is just obnoxiousno wonder only women like that smug fat soy guzzling vegan freak, whenever a song comes on i dont like its always either smiths, morrisey or manic street preachers
>>201889820blog on and he is just as incellius as you areFREAK
>>201889527are you into tanzelcore?I've known about dungeon synth for 10 years and I could never get into it at all.I fell in love with tanzelcore and kellersynth right away though. https://youtu.be/95sYb8x77PY?si=pBbSDh-AQVD5SASvhttps://youtu.be/X-Bz3tDgm6E?si=p3XKEw_hJJlZNF8d
DRINKING MTN DEW
>>201889840jealous, vitriolic, ugly little toadbe quiet
>>201889825used to pretend to like them and sonic youth when I was a teenager
just supported the welsh cider industry
If the government had just sent a tactical team by helicopter to get this man wanked, this would have never happened.Shaking my god damn head right now to be honest.
what the fuck do they even do at job centres like what does a job coach doliterally all you have to do is apply for any warehouse job you see on indeed (takes like 2 button clicks cause most of them are quick apply) and you'll probably get a phone call within the hourwhy do benefits even exist for able people?
>>201889851uve been done
>>201889889literal fucking animals man those enabling these creatures in to this country deserve endless pain and suffering
Paintballing bachelor party tomorrow lads Dont know the groom but got invited through a friend, should be a laugh. Piss up afterwards will be fun.>>201889889is this real kek
>>201889889feel like ive seen an onion article about this point about headlines
>>201889889get them welcomedget them wanked
>>201889891what if you don't want to work in a warehouse though?
>>201889674did CIA really kill him?
>>201889891Dunno, never been
>>201889919https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/iraqi-girl-16-strangled-to-death-migrant-boat-disaster/
>>201889941yea...
>>201889889>well better get a quick child rape in before we go under
>>201889889
>>201889889we are getting closer and closer to native European Vs. foreign invader sectarian violence. it's not good. It's going to be nightmarish. picture the Bosnian war, except its all of Western Europe. the government makes me sick. their policies are going to end up killing millions of people.
>>201889917blog on you utterly boring bastard
renouncing a poo
hope the fella that works in the garage doesn't judge me for the filthy state of my car interior
>>201889984why be so rude over something so trivial
>>201889965get them housed
>>201889941>>201889889So what? She was dying anywayThis is like caring about animal welfare for meat chickens
>>201889935does the Pope of the Whites masturbate in his Pope mobile? Uhhh yes. duh. Of course the CIA murdered him.
get the rabbits fenced
>>201889889should have just him drown
saw some teenagers shoplifting earlier but didn't confront them or tell on them, fight the power my young brothers and sisters
>>201889998needs to wind his neck in
>>201889998its diego is always angry dont respond to it
get the carrots peeled
>According to Italian media, the man had just watched his own wife and daughter drown and he ‘vented’ his aggression on the daughter of another survivor.See, rorke, there's nuance to every situation
>>201888930Mad how New Labour and then Tories economic plan for growth for almost 30 years was to import as many of these savages as they could and hope for the best
>>201890028porject on
>>201890025its 9am blud chill out
>Of the bodies found at sea, 15 were children.
>>201889889let me guess: he's being welcomed into our country with open arms and given some leftist activist lawyer to help defend him? No doubt he'll be put into prison at our expense at theb released after 10 years.why the fuck don't we just deport foreign criminals?
dego
get the piss frozen and mixed with brine
>>201889934Then your benefits will be removed
what kind of person gets horny enough to fuck just after they've watched their wife and child drown
>>201890046projec ton
he projec
>>201890073project about what?
if Labour is going to take away the benefits then all the people who said "you shouldnt because they will take away your benefits" should go out and vote right wing libertarian next time
might brush my teeth
>>201890065>person
>>201890065you need to to understand that we are not all "pink on the inside".expecting third world savages to behave like white people is beyond foolish. did you know that 50% of Pakistanis in the UK are married to their cousin? It used to be 70%, but it's gone down to 50%. see!? integration does work!
>>201890079basedtralia :o
>>201890079The most based off today
>>201890091not being chill
wrapped up in bed cozy and comfy “working” from home i’m thinking based
>>201890131how am i projecting
existing very racistly today
>>201890115>white people isA term invented to describe Scottish slaves in order to stop a slave revolt in Virginia
Just can't be fucking bothered if I'm honest
scotland mentioned
doing an allegely poo related act in minecraft
get the piss frozen and filtered and mixed with potassium CO2 and magnesium
>>201890147ktim
>>201890142schizo leftist theory, probably created by "academics" with sociology degrees
boretistic
need everyone in the entire world to just fuck off
starmer fuming that he didn't get to wank off that rapist migrant before he busted a migrant nut
>>201890171kek
>>201890140because no one is unchill and then suddenly you start going on about chilling outso i can only conclude you are unchill and projectinghope that helps
the piss frozen and mixed with soapy water and then get the sulphuric dioxide out the dioxinate of sulfur
rorke doing a roly poly down his stairs
Decaff coffee and a niccy-free vape to start the day
downloading space marine 2 because my code came through late haha oh well ill still enjoy it!
Get the migrants wanked definitely vying for gimmick of the year
do women take it as a compliment when men rape them?ignoring all the trauma and stuff of course, do they feel flattered that the rapist chose them?
>>201890225RAAAAAAPE
>>201890194>because no one is unchillwell you made a bizarre outburst at some lad for no reason at 9 in the morning so that suggests unchillness in my mind
>>201890218autistic fuckwould you be complimented if a gayman raped you?complete and utter retard
rorke calling the crack.exe from limewire "his code" and downloading it is it "arriving"
>>201890225yeah
>>201890218Yeah
>>201890225that's a biological male.
can't be sat infront of the laptop again for 10 hours but the weather's shit so idk
>Catholics outnumber Protestants in Germany (hope of Lutheranism), Switzerland (home of Calvinists) and the Netherlands (home of Dutch Refromists)oh my dayseurope is healing
>>201890205omg they just like me
>>201890232how did i make a bizarre outburst?you have incredibly poor understanding ofchillness if you think 3 seconds of typing is unchill
i'm so horny i could rape a hors3
>>201890161>theoryLmao what the fuckIt's the first use of the term "white" to name a group of people in the English language you spastic
>>201890244>10 hoursamateur
>>201890225corr
>>201890244piss in your soap dispenser (or buy one) and add abscorbic acid then add potassium citrate to balance the pH back to 6
>>201890235I've been sexually harassed by 2 gay men in my life. Aside from how uncomfortable it made me feel, I also took it as a compliment.
fuck sake lads look at the timethought it was like 8
>>201890264horse
>>201890248BasedUsury will be bannedGays will locked upThe Jews will be crushed Billions will be baptised
the limerant object (LO) wants to watch another movie with me
>>201890267Is it? Do you have timestamped audio recordings of all conversations ever had in English, do you? DO YOU? NO YOU DON'TTWAT
>>201890285nah mate, half nine, fucking hell
>>201890267your point?
>>201890267Yes, Anglo-Saxons. Lowland Scots were considered Anglo-Saxon. And we never had any Scottish slaves. Slavery was abolished by William the Conqueror.
>>201890258you called him an 'utterly boring bastard' because he made a simple blog postno need to be nasty
plan for the weekend:>go to the gym>go look at bikini sluts at the beach
>>201890218Yeah only reason that french bint went public about the 70 rapes is she's buzzing people wanted to shag her in her 60s
>>201890277stick their cocks inside your arse and stretch it out did they?lil homo>>201890312what was inaccurate?
>>201890315get yourself down to bondi lad
>>201890316>french bint went public about the 70 rapes???
>>201890322She's in heels tbf
>>201890321well you did call him a bastard which was nastybut yes his post was boring in fairness to you
>>201890322i mean loads of short guys slay just by owning it and not being insecure 8
>>2018903342 inch heels vs 4 inch tippy-toes
>>201890334not an excuse
>>201890285Days gone
>>201890354the migrants walking to keir's living room
>>201890338just alliteration materespect the poesie
>>201890321no. when I was in the psych ward when I was 19 there was this semi-retarded guy who kept begging me to touch his balls to "check for cancer". I'd catch him staring at me while he had his hands down his pants
>>201890354
>>201890329There's a story in the news about a french bloke who repeatedly drugged his wife and invited strangers round to shag her. 70+ men they reckon
>>201890305If you call yourself white you are a slave>>201890306>Lowland Scots were considered Anglo-SaxonUh no this has never been the case even in the absolute racialism of the 19th centuries representatives of the Scottish race such as Robert Louis Stevenson named the Scottish race to be Gaelic with much Norwegian influenceA quick scan of scotlands placenames make it abdunantly clear that all of Scotland but the eastern half of the Borders was primarily a Gaelic people with Cimmerians in the ClydeDo not attempt to contradict this. You will fail.
>>201890354The so-called BWC
>>201890354the lads as it were
>>201890369fair enough no hard feelings deegs x
>>201890354that one lad whos erect
>>201890370ahh yes that's the same as guy pining you down you fighting against him and him sticking his cock uip your arse>psych wardwell your posts are mentally ill for sure>>201890382x
>>201890354honestly didn't notice the willards till the second viewing, was rating their fits, 1 and 2 are dressed alright rest are too deanoified
>>201890383They're all erect, mong
>>201890354Me and the lads on the way to the pub the other day to watch Man City, Smithy has a proper smooth cock haha, he's such a bender x
>>201890354So skinny it’s actually insane
>>201890354Enjoyed this webm
finished my thread weedingseems a lot of the off-topic, extremely low quality, and trolling outside of /b/ have been uniquely identified already for some hypocritical reason today
>>201890374>Uh no this has never been the case even in the absolute racialism of the 19th centurieswhat about guys like pinkerton etc
>>201890354first lads cock wa sso small i didn't even notice he had it out
>>201890395>looking at all the willies to checkutter bender
>>201890392Okay now rate their cocks
>>201890405i dont care so much about this blanket announcement of a lot of reports
>>201890410Dickhead it’s not even that small
>>201890354i forgive all australians this is one of the funniest things i've seen in foreveramazing post well done how did you even find it
>>201890410*diego intensely staring at the video, pulling it down for this collection*
>>201890408>pinkertonA Scandinavian from Orkney who was publicly embarrassed after he made up a medieval story and told it to be authentic and old
>>201890374As part of the Anglo-Saxonism movement of the 19th and early 20th centuries, Lowland Scots were considered to be Anglo-Saxon.Only Highland Scots were considered Celtic. This is a fact. Lowland Scots have the exact same genetic makeup as English people - roughly 50% Celtic and 50% Germanic. In fact, but people the North West and South West of England have more Celtic DNA than people from Eastern Lowland Scotland, on average.
>>201890432it was on your dad's laptop
>>201890436he was from edinburgh pinkerton
>>201890428LOL cope>>201890435mate it's hilariousthe way they all have their own little outfits and walksand some acknowledge camera some dontand the little cocks bobbing up and downutterly hilarious
>>201890417all bigger than me, but the webm is too low bitrate to properly make out any detail, just look like slightly uncooked sausages hanging there
>>201890374The term has meant differently for centuries and is used to describe something entirely different now. Your claim that the first slaves in America where called “white” therefore every use of that word by anyone for the rest of time is a “slave” is absurd. Also can’t find any source of there being Scottish slaves in early colonial Virginia.>CimmeriansCumbrians you idiot. Cimmerians are a steppe people in eastern Europe from the early centuries BC.
>>201890458Diego, you're 5'2, that's the only reason your 4-incher looks normal
>>201890389I never said that they enjoyed being raped. I just said that they'd be flattered like "wow, he chose me! of all the women, he chose me!"come on, this is basic stuff.
I'm immensely drunk and have missed most of the last thread and most of this listening to Black Sabbath. So what's happening lads?
>>201890482
>>201890468Same they're all still a bit floppy as well but mog my little pecker as hard as it can get
>>201890482project on>>201890483you feel like that being gay raped do you?twat
>>201890483rape has nothing to do with sexual attraction, it's a power play and in no way a complement
i want to know what love is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>201890499A chemical reaction and associated physical symptoms.
Alright lads, you all ready for a funny story hahaha? Okay then, here goes!Be le me, right. And -- HEY, stop that, I'm telling a story here -- hey, you in the pink shirt, stop talking please -- okay, so be le me -- RORKE, I WILL evict you from the premises if you don't zip it -- be le m -- WHO IS PLAYING FART SOUNDS???? WHO? I DEMAND TO KNOW WHO IS PLAYING FART SOUNDS RIGHT NOW WHILE I'M TRYING TO TELL A STORY
>>201890515
right so the "bulk" is coming to an end, hit 85kg and I'm fat as fuck. Time to gain a clue and drop at least 10kg
>Diego wakes up and is immediately sent flyinglove to see it, fucking freakshow
imagine having a pretty gf to watch films withhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yxZgAWTIwg&
>>201890536hs>
>>201890497>>201890495cope and seethesounds like you're too ugly to rape. sad.
>>201890535>hit 85kg and I'm fat as fuckWhat are you, 5'6?
>>201890438>makeup as English people - roughly 50% Celtic and 50% GermanicThe peak of Scandinavian dna in Scotland is in Shetland and this reaches a maximum of 27%Since you are lying your debate ends here
>>201890554She (female) is a queen no matter how small she is
Bulking has been debunked
>>201890552least mentally ill brit poster>>201890536hs?
I'm considering shaving the rest of my body when I lose weight and crossdressing a bit, felt fit as fuck when I gave my legs a quick shave before (I know I missed a bit)>>2018905546ftish (182cm)
some of you aren't cute enough to get constantly hit on and harassed by gay men and it showscompliments from gay men >>>>> compliments from women
>>201890590
>>201890590Would love for you to sit on my erect penis x
>>201890453I fully apologise for my mistake of character
>>201890590ick...>>201890540vid not related
>>201890603
>>201890590Rabbitranny?
>>201890590Is that all your hair on the floor on the left
>>201890607no need to apologise my niggapinkerton was a schizo who thought the picts were goths
wish that i had free time to make an accounting/banking software with Squeak/Smalltalk but for OSRS. but i dont even know what a banking software is
just been clearing some vines out the back garden lads (I know I missed a bit)
>>201890571do you know how averages work?The 5 people living on the Shetlands have no effect on the average DNA of Scotland because their numbers are too small.
>>201890611she is very pretty
65 kilos and 5’8 me
love scratching my bumhole when it's itchy
>>201890645get some standards
5'7 and built like a sparkly brick shithouse
>>201890649>kilos fucking traitorwe use stones and poundsnothing triggers me more more native British people using "kilometres" and "metres" and "kilograms"
it costs money to run an economy you need items to peg prices to where you like them at
>>201890683autistic freak
got bladee on
>>201890614not trans, straight bloke (31 years old, virgin)>>201890617yeah I did it on a whim with a phillips oneblade, was only meant to do my pubes/tummy/nips but ended up doing my legs while I was at it
>>201890637>SmalltalkAlri grandad
>>201890683literally everyone should use it, using stones is by far the worst because no one else fucking uses it.
>31 year old virginye you look it lmaoestrogenic
>>201890643>The peak of Scandinavian dna in Scotland is in Shetland and this reaches a maximum of 27%Learn what Peaks mean
>>201890692take your globohomo system of measurement and shove it 10 centimetres up your arse
>>201890723
>>201890709do you know smalltalk/squeak/scratch
>British tourist, 39, is sexually assaulted and robbed after 'Good Samaritans' offered to help her outside Spanish nightclub
diego in a foul mood this week
>>201890734do not laugh at the suffering of anglos
>>201890747?
>>201888890>>201888890>>201888890>>201888890 Recycle
>>201890733No because they're redundant. Whatever you're building will have python bindings for it, or Java. Maybe, if you're lucky, .NET
>>201890728it doesn't matter how high the peak is, it has no affect on the total average.the peak dick size in /brit/ is 7 inches (me) but the average dick size in /brit/ is still only 2.5 inches
>>201890535WHOM?
>>201890764nah im gonna make banking software, for runescape. then i will make numbers up and the computer will do it. develish
