Chicken Sausage edition
>>201888890What's wrong with chicken sausages?
>>201888890since this is blasphemous thread we will choose the other one
so this is the "new"
the poo
get the cheesy bangers on
>a peak can be lower than the averageI uh the Scot haters aren't sending their best
>>201890779fake news
I'm not bent, wouldn't sit on a cock (I have IBS anyway) but I'd suck one while crossdressed, I'd also suck one in a public toilet/in public because I find that kink particulary hot.
>>201890797https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/iraqi-girl-16-strangled-to-death-migrant-boat-disaster/
got the speedy j on
i'm 27 years old but I still get given child tickets when I ride the bus
>>201890799Same I'm not gay but if someone asked me to suck their willard I'd be on my knees
>>201890779So his daughter drown and he got really horny and raped some girl in front of her Mum while the boat they were in was sinking? Yeah that is far right propaganda
>>201890799you say this but I bet you'd be picky about it when the chips were on the table
>>201890799least gay homosexual
we should give dark chocolate to people with IBS also. everyone gets chocolate
>>201888890CHICKENSAUSAGES?
>>201890799please be in london
>>201890825raped and strangled her to death she died while being raped then the italians got there and saved him and now hes living in italy
>>201890826Probably, it might be the smell or hyigene that does me in, wouldn't want it tasting of piss or something
>>201888903pooslim compatibleall sausage should be made with porkexcept duck sausage, very goodor beef sausage, peculiar but not bador donkey sausage, surprisingly good, much better than horse sausage
if i am allowed a job then when i get it i will give you free chocolate...
>>201890779Wouldn't have happened if he was housed, fed and wanked
>>201890850la dolce vita
>>201890779Need a few hundreds of these fellas in my small rural village ASAP
>>201890808>LBCanyways i don't see any raping going on in the footage and the tweet does not mention any raping https://x.com/guardiacostiera/status/1802760344038699449>The search for any survivors of the shipwreck of the sailing boat 120 miles off the Calabrian coast continues. Two #CoastGuard patrol boats and an ATR42 plane are in the area. The Dattilo ship will also arrive in the area in the next few hours. Also on board the units are medical teams from @CIS0Mtimmy is just obsessed with rape
>>201890854honhon
horsehorse sausage and cock. horse cock. thick, jump-rope sized, ballls full of cum
>>201890799I've got ibs yesterday I ate some granola and couldn't stop sitting and now I'm farming nonstop
sucked a femboy flatmates dick maybe about 10 times back when I was at uni of course he returned the favour. we weren't gay. just two mates hanging out, taking drugs, cuddling and sucking dick.
>>201890775Was gonna make a new but saw an abandoned /brit/on the 'log. No thread should be left behind x>>201890535WHOM?*
>>201890854you can buy boar sausages and veal sausages here toov peng
Three menOne has £10The second has £20The third has £30The peak is £30 and the average is £30As you see the average isn't higher than the peak because that's impossible
im not gay for horses
what sort of cheeky names do you like to call chinese people?
>belgian appears talking about BBC>gyaldemnonce appears ah yes
>>201890882Why are you defending a fucking arabYou realise they don't have BBCs, don't you?Unless perhaps the reason is that you are an arab yourself
>>201890850Win win for him innit
>>201890885no cock, just horse meathad horse steaklike beef but slightly gamey>>201890898>boar sausagescorrr corrrrr
Seeing darkies daily on my incel walks
>i'm not gay but *gayest fantasy ever*
Not gay myself personally but I just suck blokes and fuck blokes and drink piss
>>201890903>10,20,30>The peak is £30 and the average is £30
>>201890931thats why my post was so funny, because i said even less
>>201890885fomnyeg
having gay about dressing up as a woman and having sex with men
>>201890903>the average is £30Try again!
>>201890909bug people, insect people - things along those lines. only a soulless insect people could slowly torture animals to death just to make the meat taste slightly better
>>201890888apples do me in
>>201890927go out at night
>beligum>diego>gyaldemposter>mouseyWe're in for a premium thread.
nth for the baddiedem
spent the last 8 years of my life making banking and finance softwarewould like to do something different but it pays the bills
>>201890799enjoy sucking on a dilder during dress up wanks and watching sissy porn but reckon i’d chicken out if presented with a real wilbert and slap it away
>>201890972blog on you insufferably boring bastard
>>201890885
yeah i bet it does probably the most secure job in the entire world
>>201890931wasn't even a fantasy. it actually happened. gay shit can happen fast on mdma.
>>201890903Smartest /brit/ poster
>>201890977
>>201890977not gay but I wish that was me
thread is a bit gay today
>>201890977Me and diego
>>201890903>the average is £30
(8) I WEAR MY SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT SO I CAN SO I CAN WATCH YOU WEAVE THEN BREATHE YOUR STORY LINES (8)
can't believe there's a giant chicken with shaved legs itt
Not enjoying the vibes this morning
if i were a millionaire id be injecting my horse with disease and taking daily infusions of its white blood cells to make my immune system that of a horse
>>201890903LMFAO Scottish haters BTFO
>>201891017it’ll improve after lunch when the lads start drinking x
>>201890903average is 20
this retard thinks the mean is if you add everything up and then halve it instead of dividing it by the number of values you added upMOST MATHEMATICALLY LITERATE BRIT POSTER
>>201891035Gone off Christianity have you?
Still laughing at him who said Scotland simultaneously faced the greatest genocide since the bronze age but they forgot to write down any records of this or artefacts
Reckon gay sex is really the most masculine thing you could do. Love women, and would never have sex with a man, but I think that's because I'm unironically just not man enough to do it. Much prefer the smooth, silky skin of a woman; and in many ways that makes me a bit of a poof.
>>201891047
not my "i am become horse" moment but maybe something if it could go into the urine afterwards, to make another type of the disease which is called the horse type
>>201891023ummmm that's a conspiracy theory!it's been deboonked! don't do it! the experts have deboonked it! the government said it's illegal to do that because it's too dangerous!
that was worth posting
>>201891047no?what a weird thing to say
>>201891049It happened so quickly they didn't have time to pack a notepad
>>201891049The most complete genocides are the ones we don't know about
>>201891057no and even if it were illegal then millionaires could do it anyway because nobody can stop them
mousenonce in its "i am become horse" era
sometimes i feel like going vegeterianthen i think of all the times i had to break in front of stupid chicken to cross the road to safety, right in front of me while they were perfectly safe where they werepork, pigs have eaten farmers who had the misfortune of falling downbeef, not even on purpose, they've killed mostly out of pure retardationducks are smart, ducks are nice, they are also the tastiesti do feel bad about ducksbut fuck me are they tasty, very versatile too
best at maths in /brit/ and it’s not even close, the lads don’t even know what measure theory is
anyone else rub their ring and give it a sniff? turns me on a bit desu
>>201891091Mental how true this is
>>201891091>DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOS are saving the western world from da mooslims
>>201891093omg blog on you insufferably boring bastard
Being the DJ for mummykins while she drives me to town to buy trousers Any suggestions? She likes 80s pop.
>>201891089?who tf is “mousenonce”
Account not working and IT guy nowhere to be seen so don’t need to toil this morning Get in
>>201891091Might want to delete this mate. This is hate speech.
>>201891096you're right i dont know what measure theory is give me the lowdown>>201891099diego riding the dlr (1848 colourised)
>>201891117want to talk about religion?
>>201891123get the black metal on
>>201891115Do you think this response was entirely normal?
>>201891123throw this onhttps://youtu.be/B-8EORB783c?si=mEhynD9cbAPXoVHX
>>201891152all i have are normal thoughts
rorkes mum taking him to asda to buy some new jeans
>>201891132scrmanig
>>201891130love that
good evening /brit/
off to bed
>>201890909split link is my favourite, but i think its gone out of fashion
>>201891146not fussed
>>201891166bit early mate, n'night
crazy how we didnt eradicate polio at all. actually they made it worse. so angry rn grr
is vinted the best to buy clothes to crossdress in?
>>201891158George makes good threads
>>201891177yea, you know better
Would you prefer to be a Pakistani or English?
>>201891194thanks, I try
i have poundland jeans
>>201891191Usually I just knick stuff from my mum
Tfw no schizo bpd gf who attacks other women for looking at you
>>201891165Wish I were talented enough to embrace my ugliness
microscope electron microscope electron picture
>>201891198?
>>201891212>Englishnot real, so I'd rather be a proud British-Pakistani
>>201891212white english (upper middle class) is winning the lottery of life imo
>>201891212>Pakistani not real
Mad how if I was alive 1000 years ago I'd probably have killed hundreds of Englishmen for my lord but now globohomo has prevented our lords from sacking England
>>201891217alri fashion god
>>201891245theres even a class above that known as the upper class
we're only making plans for nigelif nigel says he's happy, then he's happy
>>201891269alri you fat wee cunt
So are these 23 and me things accessible to the police? Just because it seems like a huge amount of data which would be tremendously helpful in resolving crimes.
a measure is a set function that assigns a size to a set, which can then be used to define an integral (called the lebesgue integral, which is different from the usual Riemann integral that people study) that can overcome problems like encountered in probabliltiy theory such as assigning a probability to a single point it also gives rise to a very rich surrounding and results such as the radon-nikodyn theorem
>>201891245>white englishAs opposed to the black or yellow English
thinkking about horses
>>2018912681000 years ago you would have been dashed against the rocks as a child for being so ugly
nice little relaxing smoke of heroin to get the day startedthink I might get my hair cut today
>>201891275uncalled for mate, not giving you that 150k when I win the euro now.
>>201891271i should have implied that with a + symbol>>201891298yes
>>201891165favourite hitchcock film lads?for me its the birds
>>201891309fomnyeg
hairline is a disgraceskin is a disgraceneed to get off the booze
>>201891268The only sacks you're aware of are the ones that slap against your chin you bizarre loser
>>201891314So there are African Englishmen?
>>201891314yeah sorry mate im too thick for implications
>>201891294Big fella
>>201891309fucks sake lad
>>201891316only seen rear window
i feel like i'm going to fall into a vortex and be tortured by clowns when i hear the opening jingle to 'wouldn't it be nice', but once the singing starts i'm ok
Got the Talking Heads on
>>201891327in the eyes of the state yes there are many with passports and all
>>201891309this is about as grim as nonce posting
>>201891296Dunno mate, why the concern?
GET THEM WANKED
id rather have rabies than polio
Woman momentSeriously you'll fade away after thishttps://i.4cdn.org/gif/1725570931720614.webm
>>201891325my existence is a disgrace, need off this plane
got the boring heads on /brit/ todaysoftware mongs and maths mongs coming out the woodwork
>>201891361found a job is their best song, argue that
>>201891380oh dearoh dear oh dear oh dear
>>201891374Ermm... no reason....*throws big box labeled "incriminating evidence" into the /brit/ fireplace*
>>201891316the wrong man
i wonder what the cutoff point is for them not drinking water like if they were given an energy drink- which has water in it. they have CO2 in them too
>councilstein have installed 3 new temporary traffic lights>giving mumberg a lift, drive that should have took 10 minutes took 25why are temporary traffic lights always so shite? and i swear to FUCK they're never green when i get to them
>>201891309
>>201891380arrest them
>>201891309get in
>>201891423>swear to FUCK they're never greenyes they are
>>201891316i like pulp fiction
Just fucking sharted myself
>>201891309im jelly ladcant do H because ive got addiction issues
>/gif/ So it's either porn or gore. No thanks. Not a totally fucking loser, mate.
i'm a mentally ill aromantic incel so i've never had to deal with womenso to the more normie-inclined among you, can you explain why a woman's body count matters?is it really so offensive that she's had partners in the past?
>>201891400cities
>>201891473It's neither but I suppose nobody can force you not the a useless incel
horses can suffer from a condition called polioencephalomalacia (PEM), which is aneurological disease affecting the central nervous system12. PEM
>>201891423the council in question
>>201891475It feels wrong deeply on a masculine level
>>201891447they're never green when i approach them. everi always without fail have to sit out the entire red cycle which sometimes takes like 5 minutes
it's the great curve
Patsbros, reckon we can win the Super Bowl this year?
>>201891480Erm... why are they all white
>>201891498i read that as "police nonce ophilia"
>>201891543you would
>>201891516Surveys done of 2500 women found that only 4 like black men and all were transgender
poo farts
>>201891475women are the gatekeepers to sex, if she is a slag is more likely to cheat on you, also humans are wired to see loose women as disgusting because they carry disease.
>>201891553LOL
>>201891475It implies a few things. That she doesn't really see sex as something intimate, that she's addicted to hedonistic vices, that she probably has low respect for herself, that she probably has low respect for you, and that if she is dating you its because she needs you for more than sex and is looking to leech off you. Then a bit selfish on the man's part is that there's dozens of men she can compare you too. Some blokes are a bit overly obsessed with it, but if the number is double digits she probably isn't worth touching.
SURVEY done on 2496 women: the internet is not real life
i'm a mentally ill aromatic incel
>>201891603>aromaticI'll say, can smell you from here
>>201891511maybe because there are cars on the other sideif this didnt happen to you sometimes then the lights would never be green for the other side
>>201891615mousenonce had a glow up
>>201891615Mousey!
Bought some Spanish tangy tomato flavor Lays and poured a pint of ketchup in it and shook it well before eatingIt was yum to say the least
might go somerfield
>>201891597Tyrone unbuttoning her corset from the inside
>>201891475Same reason you wouldn’t want a heavily used car, clearly something iffy about it
>>201891615
>>201891608could cut out japan and it would still be true (except it wouldn't be a circle)
>>201891475It’s literally only white faggots that care about it because they are insecure about their tiny cock. They know the more guys a woman has slept with the bigger chance she’s going to have had better sex with others. Notice no big dick ass niggas give a shit about a body count they just pound the snowbunny pussy
>>201891615>>201891622samefag and both the parasite >>201891635samefag as above
>>201891621das rite
>>201891621why do blacks have big feet and handsis it something to do with climbing trees
Uh oh, looks like Spainnonces awokenTime to abandon ship for the remainder of the day, thread won't be safe for another 16 hours
>>201891626Slogans "Savings that add up" (1995-1997) "Shopping in the real world" (1997-2001) "Good food made easy" (2002-2004) "Somerthing Different" (2004–2005) "A great deal going on" (2005–2006) "Giving you what you want" (2006-2007) "Pop in to Somerfield" (2007-2010) "Good with Food" (2010-2011)
bumbaclarting
>>201891650samefag as above
>>201891615honestly it is scary how good ai is, cant even imagine how good it will be in 10 - 20 years
>>201891475It's part of evolutionary psychology. women have evolved to be selective when choosing mates, but now due to birth control they no longer have to be selective. In the mind of men, a woman who is not selective is a woman with very little value. You've got to remember that at the end of the day, we're just mammals and we play by the same rules as every other mammal. A woman who has had lots of sexual partners is not someone who you'd want to reproduce with. You may not be aware of stuff like that consciously, but you are subconsciously aware of it.
>>201891621Actually mental how I can (and will) wank to this pic
Melty inc
>>201891655you know what they say about big hands and feet x
>>201890854We have more chicken sausages than beef or pork and we aren't Hindu or Muslim. Beef sausages tastes the best IMO though. Pork fat doesn't really mix well with the meat.
>>201891676Won't be long until we have our very own JOIs like from Bladerunner
white people invented horses. Wikipedia says they all started out as tiny foraging creatures reminder to everyone to report the parasites posts as he has this "meltdown" as to not allow his behaviour - because hes a grown fucking man in his 30s having "meltdowns" and "tantrums"
>>201891706>We have more chicken sausages than beef or pork and we aren't Hindu or MuslimWhat the fuck are you then
subconsciously you are aware of the poo working its way through your intestines
>>201891655Megaflauna humans I suppose. Think Nigerians, Ghanaians etc are smaller where there’s competition for food but most other parts of sub-Sahara are borderline deserted and there is as much of a struggle for food
>>201891717shut it nigga
>>201891708hopefully
slip my peter inside your folder
>>201891717meltdown
quick note and second reminder to report those posts as they appear. thank you
These 2 got less time than people who were sentenced for social media posts BTW!
>>201891733Isn’t as much* Soz phoneposting on the loo
melty melty melty
>>201891733Makes senseBit unfair really, that they can just come here and dominate
he tried making a markov ot of me and failed
>>201891553Is your Belgian vpn banned?
>>201891773i dont remember making these posts...
>>201891773scremaing
>>201891768
>>201891717lad, white people invented literally EVERYTHINGBritain alone is responsible for 40% of ALL inventions, and if you include Anglo-Saxon countries together then that figure goes to 60% (I think, maybe higher). One race is responsible for 99% of ALL inventions One specific ethnic group within that race is responsible for 60% of all inventionsAnglos are truly God's chosen people.
PEM is often related to a disturbance in thiamine (Vitamin B1) metabolism and is more common in ruminants like cattle and sheep2.horses can get it though :c i wonder if humans can get PEM
>>201891768look at that grace kelly, this mi5 agent is baiting us, he wants to arrest /brit/ posters
the Riemann theory is weak and insufficient, the lebesgue emerges as the superior theory of integration
>>201891818hs?
My arsehole itches
>>201891812weird how the "start a race war NOW" posts happen always while the Belgium avatar flag is posting race bait weird and sad
a shag would set me back on course
my peehole is oozing
>>201891802Look at the nose on that
brutal
>>201891809mousegod!
>>201891848why
>Is Emily in?
watching some depressionkino, ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrWRLz68kgA&t=1615sfucking grim, poor woman
heathermong has woken up
>>201891839Hmmm start race war now posts? It’s just a screenshot from a bbc news article chuddy you’re letting the mask slip a little
poignant socially commentary you cant find anywhere else
>>201890969>>201891017Cheeky browse on tiktok will fix that x
>>201891867Why’s the front door in someone’s backgarden
>>201891864i had a mucus transfusion
peng new hire liking my every post on linkedin and doing the laughing or heart emojis at everything I say in the Teams chat ladsthis one's in the bag
>>201891812Irish diaspora floozieWould've even an Instagram thot today
>>201891475i struggle with this with my current gf.she's slept with 4 guys in the last year before meeting me. beforehand she was (apparently) very conservative when it came to sex, but started 'exploring' it more recently.now, i don't know if she's started a relationship with me because i am better than all the other guys, or if she sees me as too easy-going to confort her about itive slept around too, so i think itd be unfair to hold her to the same standard. plus one-night stands aren't that big of a deal. like, in terms of 'usage'.
>>201891802Lmao women actually enter a car alone with a Paki at night
>>201891890do you mean kissing and having sex???????
Utterly shite thread i’m off
Had the spoons breaky with a poached egg and extra sausage. Gonna have a napsypoos and then get back to work around midday
>>201891091Muzzies hates us cause we keep Isreal afloat tho
>>201891916rattled
>>201891916are you irish diaspora?
>>201891808>white peopleDidn't exist until the 17th century when the term white was first used to describe Scottish slaves in order to stop a slave revolt
>>201891867>Emily is upstairs. One moment
PEM in animals is often related to a deficiency in thiamine (Vitamin B1) or an imbalance in sulfur metabolism.
>>201891919think im gonna go to spoons for lunch today
>>201891909no my penis is filled with snotit's gonna take days to squeeze it all out
>>201890779...the aristocrats! *audience laughs uproariously*
>>201891905she was an extremely beautiful woman and didn't have to inflate her lips like a bouncy castle
>>201891867>>201891937heathersubhuman talking to himself
>>201891906Just letting you know this post make me feel angry and sad
white people are genuinley OPnot only did we invent everything and conqueror the world, but we also look different to every other race and we're the only race to have coloured hair and eyes.It's not fair. Why does one race have literally everything?
I’m off as well. /brit/ is so shit nowadays. bye lads
>>201891867>>201891937oh my days
>>201891808god damb white people are amazing >>201891942i dont know what youre talking about desu
>>201891937>can you call her den bossman
>>201891887That's how all old houses were, twit
>>201891768Lmao this is my town, the police helicopter on that night was fucking annoying. It was just a bunch of Deanos meeting up in the park to throw bricks at police and shout at a mosque.There's barely any pakis here, they're all contained to about 2 streets of shitty terraced houses. The real issue is the smackheads in town, since the pandemic I can walk from one end of the town centre to the other and I'll be approached by like 5 cranks all with the same story>please mate, need some change for the bus to get back to Middlesbrough, please, lost me debit cardBeen tempted a few times to lead one to the underpass so I can cave his fucking skull in, nobody would care.
>>201891941They got sharawa chicken and ramen noodles on the menu now, don’t know if you already know that but I didn’t
BBCposting is quite funny to be fair
>>201891931there have never been Scottish slaves. Lowland Scots have never faced sny kind of oppression and they're less Celtic than people from North West England.
>>201891968you have to stay here and hear about horses
Who was that on the window ledge?Did he jump or was he pushed?He left a note which no one readIn desperate hands the note just said"Never turn my back on societySociety turned its back on meAll the world can not be wrongIt must be me I don't belong."
get the horse facts posted
>>201892011>they're less Celtic than people from North West Englandhow so?
>>201891958why get angry over things you cant control?
theres an ad in the copilot responsewhich is pretty clever and decent
>>201891983>Emily is not here. Who are you?
>>201891856Bet he's a mentally ill romantic incel
>>201891380Her lad got an earful that night
>>201891380she has those crazy eyes. that chick is bad news.
chaotic neutral for me
eef yoo tink yoo ar going to leave dis thread witout suckin ma kok
>>201892027not a horse fact but I do think it's really weird how it's normal these days for women to have a dildo that is an exact replica of a horse knob imagine if I were to get caught with this week's copy of dog arses, totally different story then
>>201892085>>201892085>>201892085new
Men are basically accessories and status symbols to women, they're incapable of being loyal and loving
>>201891641Fax
i learned how to title papers (still havent found the funny way they word things in inventions though)this is how to do it - with an example: acetaldehyde metabolites and not acetaldehyde itself is responsible for ethanol-induced lipid peroxidationif you wrote this title and cited a similar paper - or wrote it by putting together references for information, then you can own little part to go do experiments with, by using not acetaldehyde (so anything) to test with after you do your own tests to try replicate their results
>>201892029Because Anglo-Saxons invaded from the East and settled in the East of England/Scotland. The North West of England wasn't conquered by the Anglo-Saxons as thoroughly as the East/South due to being so far West.Wales is right nearby and so there was a lot of mixing between North West English people and Welsh people. And then in the 1800s lots of Irish came to settle in Liverpool and Manchester. By 1830, the North West of England was already 10% first generation Irish immigrant.I'm from the North West. Literally everyone here has Irish ancestors.
>>201892011Cromwell enslaved thousands of Scots in VirginiaAnd theres no such thing as the "lowlands">and they're less Celtic than people from North West England.Yes Duncan MacAlpin from Leuchars is an Anglo-Saxon but Aethlered Saxonson from Angle town is a pure Gael
>>201892076Lawful neutral for me
>>201891380How do you misinterpret an analogy that badly
