Get the yamnayas reconstructed
tipsy from barely 2 cans
bit weird to advertise cheese that way
with all the incel vs shaggers talk, monogamous men are the Gen X of /brit/
rorke getting drawn and quartered for treason because he didn't wank enough migrants
never done anything cool in my life
>>201904091I’m tipsy after 1 pint it’s pathetic
>>201904137ive done loads of cool things still an incel loser tho
the irish diaspora face
>>201904091know this feel because i never drink and when i do it ends up like that
haven’t shagged since breaking up 5 months agodoes this mean I’m no longer a shagger?
can you fuck off with your shit gimmick spainfreaknobody cares
Janny, there's lots of spamming going on. You might want to do your job!
spamming the thread are we adam
>>201904218why do you think its sn behind thisutterly bizarre
/brit/ really is dead isn't it
>>201904158name one
if you teleported into the unicorns zoo enclosure, and you didnt have a horn, that would make you a horse
>>201904255yeah but not because you don't like big brad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bpE1IpXcfsAlert, alert. Rorke detected in the holding bay.
>>201904255All the lads are down the pub or getting ready only virgins in here
>>201904255yepthat's why we all post here now>>>/bant/21163008>>>/bant/21163008>>>/bant/21163008
>>201904256swam with dolphins
you have zero agency. i know for a fact that you read this post
the most beautiful woman in england, nell tiger free
>>201904330>we all>no posts in 2 hoursOff you pop spaedo
Corr euromillions today
>>201904352name one from when you were older than 10
it's crazy that even the shady, dodgy parts of australia are what americans would call safe enough to leave your door unlocked at night in the states
can i get a small bradley
https://x.com/fatherofogham/status/1832074690979934237>Telegram quietly updated FAQ, removing:>"All Telegram chats and group chats are private amongst their participants. We do not process any requests related to them."it's over
>>201904392was older than 10 when i did thatbut sure another onei've ridden elephants in india
wow, one moment /brit/ really busy and alive, then a month later it's actually dead, and the userbase has split into /bant/sad!
>>201904406
>>201904395Aussies are all soft
>>201903976Its spaintwat
we greyskins blend in perfectly with these climes
>>201904369what you got planned for the big win lad?
>>201904360fake-ass name
>>201904421name one that wasn't animal abuse
larping as diego and posting really gay music is genuinely funny ngl
>>201904461lmao destroyed
Listen to the man in the liquor storeYelling "anybody want a drink before the war?"
how much egg should i eat?
Smellegram
>>201904472diego is genuinely into bent as fuck music, it's a core character trait
>>201904493depends on the length of cress
aw ui dd ie on
>>201904395aus is the best english speaking country and im tired of pretending it isnt
Gonna win the euromillions and then just buy a nice 2 or 3 bedroom house for £200k, order takeaways, pay my bills and die with £124 million in the bank
>>201904459You maye also call her Nell Tiger Pickford
>>201904454It costs £2.50 now, might not play
>>201904515are u dutch
>>201904490What war
>>201904571ai spam is a gingernonce gimmick
>>201904461swam in the infinity pool at the top of marina bay sands hotel
>>201904513Why’re they holding it like that
adas
>>201904585dunno, whatever war sinead o connor was talm bout
>>201904546I often read the daily mail articles about "what happened to these lottery winners X years on" and so many of them buy huge mansions to begin with then eventually downsize to bog-standard bungalos a few years later.
>>201904599It's racist
>>201904598The truth is it was a wank in Croydon leisure centre's pool. And you got noticed and told to leave.
>>201904594deary me. does this mean you are here every day as well? grim that
>>201904649Oh
>work laptop off>fun laptop on
>>201904648Anyone who decides to publicly announce they've won is already a mong so I'm not surprised they spend it like mongs.I imagine most anonymous winners just act fairly sensibly and are never heard from again
>>201904729Hell yeah me in 20 minutes boyyyyyyy
>>201904729*sits staring at /brit/ because zero drive to do anything else*
>sold 100 law runes >buy 250 law runes
>>201904791How about you get a clue scroll
Eat banana
>>201904729got the gay porn on yet
i have over 11,000 law runes
>>201904846yeah
What's the best strategy for winning the lottery
>>201904872Pick the winning numbers
>>2019048924653 363 23
>>201904863I havent played in like 8 months and i need to i need to fuckkng click and telepprt and click and teleport LCICCLCICCLCIKC
I made a new Twitter account the other dayI haven't followed anyone or liked anything, and this is what my front page consistently looks likeWhat you'd expect from /pol/ ten years ago is now basic mainstream Twitter stuff todayThe world is changing very rapidly
>Just get a mortgage>Interest is more than the loan over 25 yearPeople really do this?
erry ting gonna be alreee
How do you do press ups
Does /brit/ actually play runey or is it just mousey
@BoringCunt leave it on twitter next time #knobhead
>>201904951Alri Meet Joe Black
>>201904949google remortgaging
>>201904949when you sell you make it all back and more
hes getting jealous
>>201904987Alri Meet Joe momma
>>201904935Fucking hell. I need to get back to twitter, its been 2 years for me
I'm not going to post the Bradleys I'm expected to post anymore.
>>201904935its one platform thats owned by a different type of person than the rest stop overreacting to everything you fag
>press upssuch a fancy britishy sounding term
Sucking poo
>>201905106Nervous?
>>201905154yuo are such a fag
this curated-for-me content from the internet is showing me that its all over. times are changing. we won
>>201905106>different type of person Like a non Jew you mean?
>>201904872get a ticket
wanking off poo
who /yellowsweat/ here
Got the sum 41 on
favourite doja cat song? for me its Streets
>>201905225You wanna buy a million tickets to increase your chances
>>201905114always though push ups sounded daftpress ups is obviously the right word
>>201905256Loves his turmeric
>>201905273this has been debunked
>>201905267The one that goes bitch I’m a cow bitch I’m a cow
Just saw a cunting huge dragonflyMight as well have been a real dragon
>>201904872be the bloke selling the tickets
>>201905302can't be what causes it surelyit's just acidic sweat as far as i remember
youtube algorythm acting up
Footlong Mexican Hot Dog at Orlando City SC $14 (£12.50)
>>201905323You're not allowed to post the dragonfly
it's mental that we live in a world where i can go "computer, show me taylor swift bending over wearing only a towel" and it actually appears on my computer. that's real life for us now.
im on some kinda shi
>>201905327saw a vid of a bitch working at a servo who stole multiple rolls of scratchies
>>201905392this but asking AI study questions
>>201905392that image doesn't exist
Our jez
>>201905356she fine asl
>>201905386take the piss
>>201905444image? it's a video and i'm watching it right now.
>>201905456>>201905456ᵄ_o
>>201905469That camel looks dead cool though
>>201905469Those things look cool as fuck
>>201905469cool, daft, daftdaft, cool, funnydaft, daft, can't even see what it iscool, cool, daft
>computer, enough about black people, show me Taylor Swift NAKEED
Having an alcohol free beer
I know plenty of women that smoke and drink everyday and wonder why they’re aging like shit
>>201905456don't get it. a street party for the homeless? aren't they already on the street?
>>201905539would smash the bottle over your head if i were near you (perish the thought)
>>201905538fomnyeg
drink heavily and can see visible aging on my face but I don’t really careI make a lot of money and have a six pack, I don’t think have a less tired looking face would add much to that
lookwatch how many people care freak
When you're in a relationship, having a wank is like eating a bag of crisps cos you want one. When you're single, it's all too often like eating crisps because you're hungry but you don't have anyone to cook with.
How do I meet a good woman that doesn’t smoke or drink, doesn’t have any tattoos, is preferably a virgin or only been with one person at the very most but isn’t a religitard?
gen z boss and a mini subtract 20 years
you do realise im an incel, right?
>>201905541smoking doesn't age you thoughbeit
>>201905614This is such a spastic post cuz nobody cooks as a fucking team in a relationship lmao
NAKED GRANDMA!
Can't wait to buy my beers on the way home, put them in the freezer when I get home, then drink them with something cheesy
when you’re single you open the laptop and wank properly enjoyed the full experience at your rhythm in a comfortable locationin a relationship you scurry around embarrassed wanking in the toilet or whilst your gf sleeps
this nigga fruity
>>201905611fomnyeg
just spend 50 pounds on food including cabbages
can't even booze tonight. what's the point in teh weekend may as well just carry on toiling
One of my favourite memes is DA VINKYY???You?
>>201905632https://edition.cnn.com/2013/10/31/health/smoking-aging-identical-twins/index.html
The results are in
NAHKID GRANDMAH!
>>201905654you dont get your slabs chilled? your bottle-o's dont have the cool rooms?
>>201905673isnt that the runescape food
this nigga eatin cheese wheels. sipping some buds. carbonated beveragino (alcoholic!) probably putting his feet up. this nigga got a cheese board and is slicing cheese up. sinking back a few as he does it. sinking cheese as well
Sucking a… well… you already know
>>201905708i eat it with roast chicken and poateto
>>201905730fomnyeg
>>201905702They do but I have to carry them from the shop to my home which is like 15 minsAlso it'll be some shit lager so i want them as cold as possible so I can't taste em
so many fit teen girls about
>>201905632Nicotine affects collagen synthesis by inhibiting fibroblasts and increasing matrix metalloproteinase enzymesThat doesn't just include your skin, but your cartilage and connective tissues It is very common for long term smokes to have spinal degradation Please read a book
>>201905733*sighs*yes, yes we do….
>>201905733NIGGA PENIS
>>201905749horrible
>>201905692Who are these people that get asked, dont think they exist
>>201905749roar
>>201905733NAKED GRANDMA!
>>201905754what the fuck why didnt anyone tell me smoking was actually bad for you i am fuming right now
Liz McClarnon, Kerry Katona and Natasha Hamilton of Atomic Kitten pose backstage at G-A-Y in London, England (2013)
>>201905749>dodododoo i hope nothing bad happens to me while i enjoy this water :3 > =-.o= =o.-= hehe> =o.-= =-.o=--ACK
>>201905690>In the case of the first group, the judges said the smoking twin appeared older 57% of the time.>For the second set, the longer-smoking twin looked older more than 63% of the time, meaning the aging differences could set in after just five years.Not really conclusive is it. The first group was basically 50/50 between smoking and not smoking.
>>201905749blow his head smoove off
>>201905754To add on to this a traditional smoked cigarette with deliver a payload of around 1-2mg of nicotineVapers are inhaling 20mg salt every 20 secondsThink about it
>>201905749nasty little incel gif
>>201905690>>201905754quit the fags and nicotine a few months ago at age 28 mealso quit booze and drugs in 2022 cos i was a full blown suicidal alcy and druggoreckon i've managed to save it just in the proverbial nick of time as i still look very young for me age
ex gf made fun of me once to her friend because apparently my mate and I are going in loops saying the same bender shite to each other over and over againshe was wrong though, yes it was gay shit that was superficially similar but there’s a lot of nuance to it, feel like she just doesn’t get banter
>>201905816fomnyeg
nigga pertussis
little bird in the bottom left hand corner of my terminal
Often think about how /brit/ worked out vaping makes you go bald
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6tHw4yIDok
Might buy some bread actuallyOr make someBit of a lengthy process making it though
>>201905873LOAD "CELERY MAN"
>>201905819Funny how a 50% chance of something isn’t a big deal unless it’s trans suicides Make up your mind rorke
is there anything more boring than a former addictconstantly waffling about how long they’ve been sober and how bad they were with no concept of being a normal lad enjoying a pint
>>201905903canadaaa :3
>>201905921They aren't a former addictThey just swapped one vice for another
>>201905934you are mentally ill
I'm addicted to making world class posts
>>201905942stinky
>>201905963in recovery now i take it?
>lives until 95 smoking smoking a pack a dayYour response /brit/?
bet she has a harder punch than everyone itt
>>201905938It’s always ChristianityJehovah becomes the new obsession
crazy how all these european countries are all right next to each other. brits can literally drive from britain to france or something
its STREP (streptococcus) - type B not type 2. which i thought could have been polio (theres 1 2 and 3) but it isnt :)
>>201905979*farts in your general direction*Just relapsed
>>201905985>until
>>201905749pale gyal tonite
>>201906012mousenonce ahh post
>>201905921Some people can’t do normal, they either do 0 or 100I have a family member that got into drugs because their mates were doing it. They were doing stuff like marijuana or mushrooms. My sibling lept into stuff like ice, heroine and coke.Genes desu. I’m the same deal. I either go into something so hard I get burnt out or I don’t do it at all. Which is why I resolved to never do drugs or drink more than one cup socially.
>>201906012>The total area of Europe is approximately 10.18 million square kilometers>Australia has an area of about 7.69 million square kilometers
>>201905921Think a lot of it is just people are boring and need something to define themselves byEither being a druggoid or a soberoid
nigga mousenonce
>>201906037Welcome back Timmy
>>201905921not sure how you've inferred all that about me from my post in reply to the smoking and age ones
>>201906064Ya noided?
Saw myself in the train window and I looked fat :(
I define myself by my ability to eat 6 mayo chickens every time I go to maccies
>>201906046great never reply to me or even post againI’m also far better than you btw, I get absolutely pissed Friday and Saturday but don’t drink the rest of the time and have tried most of the drugs without getting pathetically addicted like you
>>201906078no idea what noided means
multiple STEP -> HFMD
wats up my migga
i waited until the people got home from work before making my dinner btw guys :3
>>201906146tobes
why they don't censorirl, ngl, frfrwhen they censordesu, baka, senpai
black poo not poo that is black, but poo from a black person’s bumsocial justice implications
hot one today. leaves falling off the trees and suddenly it's back to 20 degrees. indian summer is every summer now apparently. can't help think that might be part of the big climate switcharoo that ends in clathrate methane reversing the carbon cycle so that plants consume our oxygen and pump more carbon dioxide into the air. every facet of climate modernity whether problem or solution appears only to do one thing accelerate towards a brick fucking wall
>>201906107Seething britnonce Hope you get gutted you fat soft cock poofta
>>201906166filter was made by millennials
I LIGHT MY TORCH AND BURN ITI AM THE BEAST I WORSHIP
>>201906143nigga my nigga >>201906172black poo is not a good sign though, as you probably know that it is from old blood cells (too old!)
>>201906108
Zoomer girl at work thought the capital of Poland was Walsall.
>>201906212
>>201906201redread my post
>>201906212>WalsallCapital of Bangladesh init?
major lazer - light it up
>>201906229Key Points about Multi-Step Prediction Models for HFMD:Purpose: These models aim to predict the number of HFMD cases several days in advance, helping in the prevention and control of the disease1.Techniques Used: Various models like LSTM (Long Short-Term Memory), Seq2Seq (Sequence to Sequence), and hybrid models combining ARIMA (Autoregressive Integrated Moving Average) with EEMD (Ensemble Empirical Mode Decomposition) and LSTM have been developed21.Performance: The Seq2Seq-Shih model, for example, has shown excellent performance in predicting HFMD trends and detecting peaks with minimal delay1.These models are particularly useful in regions with high HFMD prevalence, allowing health authorities to implement control measures more effectively.
>>201906182ok try the shandy next time
Zoomer girl at work thought the capital in Poland was the P.
lovely summery evening
>>201905991Coor wish that were my bollock!
>>201906212It is if you have a lisp.
les edish
This is the black man I used for my Black Man Hinge Catfish account
>>201906340Computer misuse act
>>201906340kek, I used to catfish as a black man too, got some nudes doing it
chocolate rolo cowboy hats
Forget cycling lanes they need to make walking lanes for old peopleCunts forgot how to walk properly 20 years ago
pooper cumtissue rags
>>201906380Sadly I used Hinge which does not allow images to be sent in the chat
>>201904594
pooey bum willy
What it Really MeansThe movie is a satire on Hollywood excess and the absurdity of the entertainment industry. It exaggerates the incompetence and vanity often associated with big-budget filmmaking. The film’s over-the-top humor and surreal scenarios are a hallmark of Tim and Eric’s style, pushing the boundaries of conventional comedy.What the Movie is Trying to Do>Critique of Consumerism: By setting much of the action in a failing mall, the film comments on the decline of traditional retail and the emptiness of consumer culture.Absurdist Humor:> The movie aims to entertain through its unique brand of absurdist and often cringe-inducing humor, appealing to fans of Tim and Eric’s previous work.Subversion of Expectations:> It deliberately subverts typical movie tropes and audience expectations, creating a unique viewing experience that challenges conventional storytelling.
Just bowled a Chinaman then ordered a Chinky.
the so called scran
>>201906340looks a bit like me
>>201906390yeehaw
I want to drink Emma Watson’s diarrhea.
>>201906453
According to myHeritage I am 13.5% Irish/Scottish/Welsh. Am I admitted into this thread? Am I allowed here now?
imagine pretending to pretend to be a black man on the internet lol imagine the level of porn addiction that brings a man to that point.
Chutney on a cheese pizzaWhat's the verdict?
>>201906452Duvel is 8.5 and drinkable at that (don't pour the final 1cm it's purely bitumen) Why more alkies don't drink it I don't know
>>201906452Fucking grim.
>>201906499dunno what chutney is
*adds that to the long list of simple things you don't know*
>>201906467Need you out of business asap
>>201906521uncultured antipodean beast
>>201906499Which chutney Red onion: absolutely acceptable Mango chutney: what is blud doing
>>201906495Anybody is allowed in /brit/ other than retards who use those DNA sites. Sorry mate, try /cum/ or something, they love that kind of stuff
>>201906521chuttawongaloo
>>201906536Fuck OFF gingernonce
“Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie,” directed by and starring Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim, is a film that defies conventional cinematic norms. Released in 2012, this absurdist black comedy takes viewers on a bizarre journey through the misadventures of two filmmakers who squander a billion-dollar budget and attempt to recoup their losses by revitalizing a dilapidated shopping mall1. While the film received mixed reviews, its deeper meanings and satirical undertones offer a rich tapestry for analysis.
>>201906495You can post here but we prefer to be called Scotch not Scottish ok x fellow Scotchman
1 person flakedlooks like it might trigger a chain reaction of flaking and I'll be able to stay home wanking and drinking
true detective season 2 ost
>>201906555But I am 0% american, canadian or mexican genetically tho... I don't think I am allowed to be there
utterly ABSURD
What's the deal with this amazon fresh thing? I can no longer add random snacks or drinks to pad out my amazon order for free shipping because it's now all on amazon fresh and counts as a separate order.Fuming and hungry.
>>201906340katy's dreamtimmy's nightmare
Scouse Not English Cornish Not English Scotch Not Scottish
>>201906598I dinnae know that, now I know, thanks. I'll start living my truth as a Scotch
>>201906616Some say love, it is a hungerAn endless aching needI say love, it is a flowerAnd you, its only seed
>>201906641fatty
At its core, “Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie” is a biting satire of Hollywood excess and the absurdity of the entertainment industry. The plot revolves around Tim and Eric, who are given a billion dollars to create a film but waste the money on frivolous expenses like expensive makeovers and hiring a Johnny Depp impersonator1. This exaggerated portrayal of wastefulness highlights the often ludicrous spending habits in Hollywood, where budgets can balloon to astronomical figures with little regard for the actual quality of the final product.The film’s opening sequence, featuring a disastrous three-minute movie made by Tim and Eric, sets the tone for this critique. The movie within the movie, “Bonjour Diamond Jim,” is a nonsensical mess, reflecting the disconnect between budget and artistic value2. By showcasing the failure of Tim and Eric’s project, the film underscores the idea that money cannot buy creativity or talent.The setting of the S’Wallow Valley Mall serves as a microcosm for the decline of traditional retail and the emptiness of consumer culture. One of the most memorable scenes involves Eric being submerged in a bathtub filled with feces, a moment that is both grotesque and darkly humorous2. This scene, like many others in the film, pushes the boundaries of taste and decency, forcing viewers to confront their own discomfort. By doing so, Tim and Eric invite the audience to question what is considered acceptable in comedy and film.The film’s frequent breaking of the fourth wall, such as the introductory advertisement hosted by Chef Goldblum (Jeff Goldblum), further blurs the line between reality and fiction2. This technique creates a sense of disorientation, making it clear that the film exists in its own surreal universe. The deliberate lack of coherence and narrative structure is a hallmark of Tim and Eric’s style, emphasizing the absurdity of the situations they create.
>>201904043>>201904043>>201904043
I believe "celtix" is the preferred term nowadays
