GINGER FUCKING GIRLS EDISHLOVELY FUCKING CANS AND CHIPS SUB EDISH
Congratulations Canslad, you FREAK
when you're on a holidaaaaayyou can't find the words to say
got a bit of a headache ngl
Got the noodled on
Releasing equity into my poohole
notice how there are grammar schools but there aren't spelling schools. bit fucked innit
>>201919544no good
>>201919500
>>201916284Very cool post that got ignored by the woke /brit/ mind virus
>blud just->lil bro really said-Appeal to cool nigger, - 1000 Hitler points.
>>201919573I would go out tonight, but I haven't got a stitch to wear
Keep it civil
>Vegan gorgonzolaI'm terrified and yet also intrigued
>>201919500Curious how many people here know about Hiding in My Room AKA Daniel. He's a British lolcow/troll that is known for making self-deprecating videos about himself and his life. He's a total weirdo but I also kind of like him a lot? Wondering if anybody else knows about him. If not, I encourage you to peek into this online rabbit hole, he doesn't get too many views anymore and I want him to do well in life so we get another Japan arc. https://youtu.be/swOXVYwLVl8?si=nbdOP_9tDLiOFIW1
>>201919657ahaha
Kelsey Grammar School
gf is snoring
>>201919674f.o.y
>>201919674The only lolcows known here are ribena/monica and are tim
https://ds.sasisa.org/foto/foto/a931332/5ff2dcc4a448a5.025402081609751748_5ff2dcc4a449e7.69625586.jpg
any Galaxy S man in
>>201919638Mental how much he looks like a bloke who works on a site now.
>>201919674/brit/ has its own homegrown characters, it doesn't have time for externals (besides Tim)
>>201919695gf is when you have no sex, if you do, she is yours pilegesh
strongliftstoil complete pb&j sandwich down the gulletnow for a litre of whole milk
No more warsApart from Ukraine obviously, need those two groups of white people to wipe each other out
>>201919753aha who's that x
>>201919759black people in Africa are always killing one another
>there are people who are rich but have no bidet in a bathroom
>>201919638Beard Moz is so fucking peng
would love to suck off mcgregor you just know he’s PACKING
>>201919643weird looking duck, never seen it before
farting my fucking guts out
wtf the /brit/ is so slow today
Oh right, the cans!Anyone for the cans?
curious what life is like here
>>201919729>>201919819really looks like the kind of bloke you could have a pint with
>>201919883packed with tourists
Israel
>>201919500Love English people so much it's unreal
>>201919837
>>201919883Isn't that the Abbey from the end of Dracula?
>>201919901awww thanks x
sometimes i get the coastliner to whitby just for fun. takes a while but i can post on brit on my way there
just glassed me nan for not having tea ready, AITA?
>>201919954sounds comfy
Thinking about that time it was illegal to go outside unless you were protesting against Yank policeman
>>201919573Stay home and goon
>>201919977Nah wanna save my load for potential hookups
Escalation is completely inevitable Russia will not give in to NAtO
>>201919975still parroting the "lockdowns happened" myth, are we rorke?
WE COME FROM THE LAND OF THE ICE AND SNOWFROM THE MIDNIGHT SUN WHERE THE HOT SPRINGS FLOW
just ordered a p320 on the internet
dubs decide what movie I watch tonight
go stupid go crazygoongooNgoONgOONGOONGOOON nigga1!!?!?!??/1//1/11?!?!??!??!?!?!?!
remember when you stepped in poo
>>201920015>watching the markets in September shiggycome back in a month
>>201920034Watch Mean Girls, ladAnd enjoy the ginger
>>201919556snorting
>>201920034blacked
>>201920034Eurotrip if evensThe Paw Patrol movie if odds
>>201920034eastern promises
>>201919897>>201920022>>201920047bad posts (probably from the same person)>>201920050good post
You're all dead
>>201920007Good bants post but some people genuinely think like this
>>201920034something with Aaliyah Yasin
really bad thread so far ngl
if you have sex with a man wearing a ladies wig it cancels out the gayness, cause they are now trans or sumthing
>>201920034American Psycho, obvs
(o人o)
>>201920144true say
Have to wait until September 23rd for newest generation of intel laptops to come out, takes the piss
Just... trying to think of something... to post...Erm...
Chune https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NvPZy7T_MY
modes he posted porn
mad how popuated birmingham is but you never really hear about it. it's certainly not a tourist destination. you'd think the uk's second city would have a little more going for it
Poo
>>201920034The Long Goodbye
What will happen is (((UK))) Aka Germany will send lots of missiles to Moscow Moscow will flip out and bomb Germany China will invade Taiwan Iran launch a grand invasion of Israel
That's Wendy Taylor that is
Sing if you're glad to be gay :)
*does a little israeli dogbert dance*
What do you fine gentlemen think of those who speak in acronyms, initialisms and abbreviations when discussing their jobs, expecting the great mass of proles to understand their arcane horseshit?
>>201920034The Simpsons Season 11, Episode 5
what ever happened to Malcolm Sutherland? remember that chap
>>201920210mad how shit uk cities are.birmingham, manchester, leeds - no desire to go to them ever againhavent been to liverpool tbf
>>201920238Very unlikely Skeir would approve a unilateral assault on Russia
>>201920022Thats a nice piece
>>201920238And everyone on the bus will clap
>>201920210I'll never visit Birmingham, that's how much of a dump it is
>>201920273huh??
bizarre
>>201919883Stayed in the cottage second from the end, had the window open all night listening to the sea, was mad peng
>>201920261this post violates the law of my country
>>201920301Liverpool is nice, shite weather and full of norfern mongs as you can expect but it's pretty good Heard Bristol is nice, never been
>>201920350
>>201920269*crowd clears out the way for islamic catberg to come challenge him*
>>201920324i've got a nice piece for you right here*unbuckles penis*
>>201920372*terrorises you gaily*
Mums threatening suicide to my brother again dickhead man
>>201920356russell rebrand after rape allegations
Atlanta rapper Rich Homie Quan dies
>>201920344isn't it paki central?
war. just not right really is it.
any tiredboys in?
why are uk pakis so conservative?
getting gay married to jesus
imagine being a Russian and staying against piracy I watch movies only in a licensed streaming services, so sometimes I want to watch, but it disappeares
>>201920435first fatman scoop and now this
if you are a westerner, you have no excuse to piratemaybe the only if there is no other way to watch movie or play a videogame or you are a "media saver" activist
>>201920485hello Russiahope that stuff with out for you nigga
midwest emo... yay or nay?
This is literally what is going to happen Globohomo is obsessed with Russia..they are everything globohomo doesn't like Russia is rogue, it's interesting, it doesn't necessarily love Dua lipa. Globohomoho will never get this
>>201920534in small doses yay
meanwhile in Britannia
>>201920543um
>>201920543hide-the-pain her-ald
Manchester is clearly the second city, don't give me your fake and gay gerrymandered population statistics
Saw a mong outside and thought about our benefits system and how much it must cost to support mongs who will never give anything back
mildly hung over, wish i were more severely hung over because then i'd get to enjoy pockets of wonderful relief after chundering
>>201920553what's their end goal?
>>201920589mongs aren't obligated to give you sonmething back
i am going to kill myself, that is going to happen
>>201920585manchester is desperate to be the london of the northbut it isn't
You are going to war with Russia
>>201920548cause we are telling truth about some things in the western worldhere even the pro-abortion liberals are against some liberal stuff happening in the western countriesin Russia it's illegal to change gender since 2023
>>201920618dont do that :(
>>201920553half of them are fit. Is it like that every weekend or is that a special occasion?
>>20191950023 and me says my ancestors are from Merseyside. Tyne and Ware. Yorkshire. What goes on in these places?
>>201920435Shot in the head? Doubt they hit anything vital
>>201919867I'm a teetotaler now meself, but enjoy your cans
>>201920645>>201920553
I literally will vote for "United Russia" if they will ban abortion here (except for a medical reasons)
>>201920648based >>201920646good one o'rorke
fuck you for birthing this faggoy
>>201920620Literally nowhere on planet earth is desperate to be London
Rorke pulling an allnighter on Russian propagandatoil
>>201920667all abortions are for medical reasons
>>201920695hes based
Might move to Russia
>>201920695who's that
>>201920707abortion gives a huge risk of infertility+ the goal of sex is reproduction, it has no sense to have sex if you are not planning to have children maybe only to "reset" stress and etc, but you can solve it with gym for example
>>201920645>>201920618
>>201920726>>201920750fag i see everywhere on my youtube feed
Picrel looks like the first women I had sex with when I was 18 studying in Manchester (she was scottish)
reckon this lad was a god tier poker player
>>201920753>abortion gives a huge risk of infertilitylol
I can't phantom how can people work 5/2 and wasting time for watching porn and wanking.
>>201920645>Tyne and WareTyne and Wear. Stop replying to yourself, nobody cares that your ancestors were norfs.
spotted something to ask AI and digest for a little bit
>>201920278Lol, that's the sneed one.
>>201920807
NATO will not give up Ukraine Sukhoi Su-34 bombing campaigns over Germany are as inevitable as the air we breathe
get the IUS es shoved up the trannies japseyes
anyone else here listen to noise (music genre)?find it relaxing.
>>201920792a man like this was always an inevitability
>>201919631I get so horny watching that cartoon
>>201920842I say let europe burn
thought i'd finished my beerstill have half a can lefti'm waning rapidly
>>201920757fucking screaming
>>201920835the greatest mind in english football
>>201920753i'd ask you if you ever heard of condoms but given your insane HIV rates, i already know the answer
canadian women rule the world
>>201920801lmao, brainwashing as isit actually does"parents" who tell their 16 yo daughters to have abortion, should have no parental rightsI believe that every woman must to become a woman only after a marriage. Not before. I have no problem with people having sex not in marriage (the thing which is banned in Christianity). But woman should become a woman at her marriage. Period.If some young guy, being on a testosterone hormonal rollercoaster, can't stand without sex, he has to search for a ex-married woman which will become his pilegesh.Or at least save her technical virginity. That's ok. Not fine but ok.
should rape be a capital offense
how do I kill myself
>>201920932REALLY confusing imageshes obviously crossing her legs but her toes arent the wrong way roundmad just mad
>>201920964chatGTP broken?
>>201920951would you call yourself a "technical virgin"?
>>201920978um
>>201920929condoms make your karma worser if you use them without reason and it's the question why the fuck you are together at all if you don't want to have a common child and people which had sex without condoms say that it's awesomealso, condoms are bad for ecology, aren't them?but hypocritical "vegans" not saying a single world about it
>>201920983MENTAL INNIT
having an indian gf sounds alright until you have to smell that disgusting cooking and bo
>>201921025>also, condoms are bad for ecology, aren't them?not as bad as more human beingshumans are the cancer of the world
>>201919500Good aren't they
>>201921013not here to answer on a private questions
>guy saying the west has fallen has twisted puritanical views on sexWow who could've seen that coming
>>201920978need that down my throat
>>201920978Right well that's a trannard penois isn't it
>>201920978cockmogs me
>>201921025are you fucking retarded?
>>201921099Check the flag mate
You ever been on a beach at night, how it has that smell you won't find anywhere else?I'm doing farts that smell like the sea
so this is diego
Lads, I just tried drinking from a can then realized I didn't open itThen got distracted and came back and tried to drink it again but it's still closedIt's finally open but what am I like?
>>201921062Moscow is too overpopulated for me. I use a longer road to home cause I hate being in a full bus or a vagon. Recently I was in Belarus and felt the difference.
>>201921133
>>201921162Probably got gimps on /brit/ that would look like that right now if it weren't for RNHS
>>201921126Love this little freak
OK maybe talking about the smell of my own farts wasn't a great post... Y'know.........What's in the news this week... How about those kids that killed a guy? Mad that
also here I can't watch YouTube at smart TV anymore (I can if I would want it very much, but it requires a time to make it work)so I use the Russain analog in some moments it is even better, but anywayhas not so much content to choice to watch
>>201921116Lovely, bottle it and send me some x
>>201921246woman
>>201921244why has putin banned youtube?
>>201921244None of this is particularly unique to Russia, Smart TVs are junk and shit drops off of streaming all the time even without sanctions
>>201921288works on my machine (samsung)
>>201921244you voted for this
>>201921282I could punt them halfway to those fuckiny mountains
>>201921099I'm not a Buddhist (but in Russia an Orthodox-based group of people exist which say that reincarnation is real) But I think karma may exist.And according to Buddhism wanking, oral and anal sex ruin your karma. About condoms it's my personal view.
>>201920356Why is his head moving
>>201921116i used to spend my weekend nights by the seaside watching the ships and the sunset but now it’s so crowded with korean tourists who keep talking about naega naega that ive stopped going. it’s doing my head in
>>201920356What's he doing
>>201920792cantr strand this fucking dudeguy has like 20 channels100% sure theyre all ai
Me? Watching Attitude Era entrances and video packages
>>201921320I voted for Putin because I don't want a left-liberal to rule my country even in theory (but his party banned gender change, but he is saying he fully supports abortion) + Putin is more pro-western than you think He has roots from Tver it's the most pro-western city in central Russia. He is conservative, but pro-western.
>>201921357Alri blacklad
in 2018 I voted not for Putin, but for Grudininhe is a communist
>>201921386SUCK IT
>>201921389Hope you've inadvertently offended him and you accidentally fall down an elevator shaft onto a pile of bullets
NOSLEEEPTILLBROOKLYNNNNNNN
>>201921334karma might exist if you like fucking kill or rape someone, not if you pull on your johnson or put plastic over it while fucking someone else thinking that sex should only be for reproduction is genuinely the most virgin take you can have and thinking it would be at all successful to enforce shows how delusional you are
Another fucking flag in the filtersGot most of the world in there
so this is rorke
>>201921458Shut the fuck up you yank fucktard
>>201921389Didnt Putin actually want to join NATO and ally with the west? He was a big fan and admirer of the west and western values but he kept getting rejected and scorned, pretty much like Turkey did and now it's joining brics. It was the US military industrial complex that wanted to keep Russia as an enemy so they could reap the endless gravy train of endless wars.What is your view on this?
>>201921389are you the russian whose parents had the schizo mate who said good wood the wood is good
>>201921389I was just mocking people who say "you voted for this" because obviously none of us have any say in what our leaders do
i am wearing glasses *holds up calculator* ummmm by my calculations i will die a virgin
>6000 ladybird species>6000 dung beetles>1200 stag beetle species>400,000 beetle species overall (1/4 of all species)meanwhile there's 1 lion species, 1 tiger species, 1 human species, 1 cow, 1 horse, 1 giraffe, 2 hippos, 2 gorillas, 3 orangutans, 3 elephantswe're getting absolutely mogged by the beetles ladsMOGGED
>>201921498You’re actually saying he’s wrong?
and but so!
>>201921588I don't even know what he's talking about, I don't care, he just needs to get out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT4UH1OkwCk
>>201921572>Non-Americans will NEVER see these little guys hanging around dumpsters grim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJTcNr5KM08
>>201920553They’d all get it tbf
Draper lost so Britain will enter its NINTH year without a Men's Grand Slam champion and it's FOURTH year without a Grand Slam champion of either gender.Very good.
>>201921579>1 lion species, 1 tiger species, 1 cow, 1 horse, 1 giraffelolwut
>>201920058>watching the markets during interest rate pivotsStinkyGo all in on t-bills and bonds and come back in a year
>>201921579>3 elephantsYour mum, your sister and your nan?
the last of us...mid game
>>201921662ayeyou probably thinking "but what about the bengal tiger and shit" - subspecies."but there's so many types of horse"SUBSPECIESif they can procreate they're subspecies, just like different races.
listen to the Greek about economy and markets
>>201921660good job only cunts care about tennis
>>201921647think i heard they were about in germany maybe
>>201921660whateva happened to Raducanu
>>201921637synthwave, that came and went
AI says abortions dont cause sterility (if healthcare is good (it said nothing about healthcare) so like in the UK and US)
>>201921702>if they can procreate they're subspecies, just like different races.i see i see... so diego is a subspecies...
put on some aftersun cream hopefully that does the trick
>>201921705Tennis is kino
>>201921702that's not what species meansby that logic dogs and wolves are the same species
>>201921705That's football actually
>>201921703Close your longs during fed pivots.
>>201919500My dad is a rich kid and gets annoying hearing him try and pretend like he struggled
horse
>>201921787an athlete
>>201921758Dogs and wolves are the same species, canus Lupus.
good post
>>201921787A horse! My kingdom for a horse!
In terms of length what do you lads look for in a lady? Clitwise I mean
>>201921807>Dogs and wolves are the same speciesand yet no they're fucking notyou say wrong things doesn't make them not wrong
>>201921716*exits Heathrow with a mysteriously bundle-of-baby-raccoons shaped backpack*
Did some proper good exercise this evening
>>201921817dont care
>>201921721im bringing it back
>>201921647We've got brush tailed possums that make enough fucking racket at night
So is one of yous gonna post another tranny .wemb or not? It might just push over the edge.
Our politicians are not serious people, and we are not a serious nation. We should be shunned until we get our act together.
Cans?
>>201921829See>>201921807
obamas seed n feed (formely sin ladens)
>>201921868Smoking a blunt
I'm hungry like ze wolf
wolfing down a sheep
How much coffee do you drink per day
osama sim bad labim
>>201921899cupla cuppas mucka
>>2019218992 3/4 cups
>>201921899It varies. Lately not much, 1 or 2 cups max
>>201921739Any abortion procedure has complications that can impact future fertility but the whole "you scraped them all out in your 20s and that's why you can't make one when you want to at 39" thing is Rorke cope
>my dad is a rich kid who refuses to give me any money as a kid>Left my mom for a younger woman>Now pretends to give a shit when he has diabetes I am taking all his money
B. Obama formerly Mohammed Bamba sun is downmissing homethats how you already know, summers here give em droneesi will jihad em
always funny when criminals act like they have a code
>>2019218990 cups. i have coffee maybe 6 times per year. dont dislike it although it can keep me up at night, just not bothered.
>>201921899200mg worth
>>201921955
eat it rorke NOW
>>201921955seggs
can't post that toby
>>201921872you've falsely come to the conclusion that species have some rigorous scientific definition when in fact they're just a useful way for us humans to characterise different kinds of animalsunsurprisingly it's useful for humans to be able to tell the difference between dogs and wolves
>>2019218994 to 6 espressos
>>201921955oh she finally came out?
>>201921950>i may be a rapist but i'm no bastard... i don't touch women or children, never have never will
>>201921899I've cut down to 2 cuppas, cutting from 4 cups to 2 was harder than quitting nicotine, weed or booze
>>201921950organised crime is preferable to disorganised crime
>>201921899try to keep it to 2 cups in the morning (one moderately heaped spoonful of instant coffee per cup) however I frequently go over and then don't sleep
Must have a critical mass of autistics in todayMight throw some matchsticks in the thread an get em counted, distract em for a secons
got japanese idols on the monitor
i miss him so much >>201922018>>201922018>>201922018text didnt upload>>201921993you said this earlier and my post wasnt deletedyou wont ever shut up though even if you got banned for this - youd just ban evade to go announce reports
>>201922018reverse image sucks now that says nothing
>>201922020not if they get too powerful
>>201922050shut it
>>201919540good for you sounds very posh
>>201922050shut up blud
>>201922050give it a rest
just witnessed
>>201922127>>201922127>>201922127
>>201921994I sense that you are feeling done, and for good reasonYou were not expecting that dogs and wolves would be widely recognised as the same species, and this revelation has rattled youConsider your concession acc-ep-ted
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>>201922145>You were not expecting that dogs and wolves would be widely recognised as the same species, and this revelation has rattled youbut they're notagain you saying wrong things doesn't make them true
got [Uncensored x Urinating] Pussy in the toilet. on the big screen
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