CHEBS edishAnd the cans sub-edish
>>201922127I worship redhead goddessesI would give all my wealth to have a redhead gf
>>201922156hang on
/k/ /ck/ /diy/ /n/ /out/time to man up and get some real hobbies boys
The rate it's going, UK nationals are going to be flying to Mexico and climbing the wall into the US to claim asylum.UK is fast becoming a dump.
>>201922056sometimes it gives twitter @s and stuff like that
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>>201922178i'll stick with /v/
Just having a think if I've had a wank today...The answer... Is no. I haven't had a wank today. We'll try again to.borrow morning
>>201922194Are we allowed to do that? Might give it a pop
I don't give a FUCK about the FBII don't give a FUCK about the CIA
>>201922220grim >>201922194we're cooked
i drink 1 teaspoon's worth of instant coffee every day
>>201922224Can't remember the last time I went unwanked
The massive attack on the state enacted by Thatcher, continued by Blair, Cameron and everyone else, is the root cause of most of our evils. The notion that the state cannot provide value for money when doing massive infrastructure projects - whilst we watch private corporations price gouge the government at every opportunity - lies at the core of the neoliberal ideology that has ripped the heart out of the country for forty years.If we need new / improved detention centres, build them. If there’s a backlog of claimants, hire more staff. If the borders are porous, hire more border patrols or Home Office staff.The country has suffered death by a thousand cuts.
>>201922156Reminds of a pornstar I used to wank to frequently, might have a another for old times sake.
Women don't do things for personal satisfaction they do them for external validation. A woman watching a movie alone would not be gratifying to them because no one is around to hear their opinions and reactions. They'd have no one to bother or distract. They'd be forced to focus on something without the feedback of other's and that is inherently not something a woman can do. Unless it's books. For some reason women can read alone.
https://i.4cdn.org/o/1725558186876242.webm
>>201922263Twice daily in my 20sNow at 32 its if I feel like itProbably shot out most of my bucket and a half
I'm dozing off chaps
got me lungs out
>>201922305looks stupid
>>201922178>coc/k/ >co/ck/ >/diy/ck>k/n/ob>get your dick /out/
>>201922305reckon you could have just posted this 2bh
>>201922296How did you feel when you saw a (You) in response to this post?
>>201922127She's busted now
That Astro Bot game looks fun as fuck but I can't be arsed to pay 500 quid to play one gameThere'll be a PS5 Pro eventually, I'll get an old model on discount when that launches
>>201922334
>>201922305https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubWL8VAPoYw&ab_channel=RebelMusicStudios
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1725663399164187.webm
>>201922352Not on-topic undoetunaltwly
>>201922296Would you post on /brit/ if not for external gratification?
huge fan of yanks getting to the age of 12 and being like "yeah i'm dead into guns this is me now shooting guns and killing people" and everyone else being like "yeah this is totally normal"
>>201922274I had a similar thought while listening to the radio earlier and they were banging on about how prison overcrowding and releasing prisoners. Why not just build more prisons? Put them on brownfield sites and old military bases. It never used to be an issue to build things in this country.
>>201922274actually the UK is shit because most british people are shit
divorced women - cigarettes, sunglasses, scandal. dry martinis, hotel bars, international traveldivorced men - graham linehan
>>201922178/k/ is full of redditors who were bullied out of reddit for being too right wing/ck/ has horrible mods/diy/ is slow and full of boomers/n/ banned for me racism so fuck them/out/ is a transparent hobby
>>201922423>"I need this gun to protect against tyrannical government">*claps for patriot act*>*shoots up a school*
got scammed by a clanmate ive bought 3 sets of runes from for 40% of the markup price and now im upset :(
>>201922353indifferent. it was a repost from /tv/ i just wanted to see how you lot would respond>>201922406shitposting because nothing better to do
>>201922497and /int/?
>>201922389Bit low brow for /brit/ jog on
>>201922520Find out where he lives and go pay him a visit with the lads
scammed like 5M from me!
time for another diet dr pepeer
>>201922557just get him to use the money doubling spell for you
I want to apologize for my behavior last night, celts etc. Who knows?I went to a museum in Hong Kong, and this still ponders me. Your flag, it used to have a lighter blue, it was kind of based to be honest.
>>201922382corr...
>>201922587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwx3RvDWvDM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7wEUlpaYjY
>>201922466they just don't want to build prisons because they don't want anyone going to prison and they like crime and criminals being everywhereit's really that simple
For me it's nothing less than total aryan victory
wish i lived in japan
kind of based to be honest
>>201922698based... based ...California
>>201922687it's not perfect
put me near pregnant womeni want to b e around women that i cant have sex with. then, i will get a girlfriend when i go outside after my shift of being around pregnant women
>>201922742
>>201922651I think you can tell a lot from the type of music someone listens toand this is depressive low energy slop and so is everything else that gets posted here
airdrop me in
>>201922127Is it bad I don't take my dad seriously when he pretends to have worked his childhood when he was a spoiled rich kid
>>201922742Leave the unborn children alone mousey
>>201922687whywork 80 hours a week and then be forced to go out every evening with your colleagues and pay for your boss to get driunk japan a shit
put me here
Which European would fit me?>Anti-Germany country>I hate Germany>I hate Italy>I hate Russia>Anti-Russia country>Pro-Jewish country>Pro-Israel country>Friendly to LGBTQIA+ population>Pro-Ukraine country>Country where football (soccer) is very traditional and popular>Anti-Trump country
>>201922756low energy slop postwhat you waffling about you mega nigger
>>201922799bore off 190
>>201922799stop posting that
i wish i were around pregnant women right now. sleeping onesbecause the new mother is so sleepy and every time she wakes up she gets mad
>>201922774Average annual labour hours per worker Japan: 1607Average annual labour hours per worker UK: 1531
>>201922799Germany
>>201922666makes no sense. we have tens of thousands of unreformed criminals being released to commit more crime. and a shortfall of tens of thousands of tradesmen. tradies used to learn their trades in apprenticeships, in the army, or in prison. its the ideal way to reform male criminals. build prisons, put the criminals to work in the prison, they leave with skills that pay well when they get out so they dont need to commit crimes. some will, there are always bad apples, but most can be reformed. the whole thing makes no sense to me. all it requires is a state willing to intervene. i suppose the government just prefers to create criminals.
thats who it was. it was Candice Owens and the issues she had that was the strep (group B) test and other tests. right now i still havent learned enough about the HFMD, or anything really
>>201922854NoGermany sucks
>>201922832
>>201922799>I hatefeel bad for youhope you find peace some day
If I were in charge of the UK I would simply send all my prisoners to some distant land
>>201922844and that's a good thing is it rorke
the US special fouwrces manual has a section in it about delivering (pregnancy) and i didnt look at it because its too scary but hopefully it means civvies
lmao why is he so goofy
aff tae bed
there is a war for your mindan info war
>>201922844those are recorded paid hoursit's culture in japan to work overtime for free or you're made to feel guilty and shame that you're letting the company and country downjapan/korea/china have appalling work/life balancet. knower
>>201922858please explain to me how do you "reform a criminal" because I'm pretty sure this is religious nonsense and not actually scientifically possible >>201922807https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXFSK0ogeg4soundtrack to my high energy posts
>>201922919rorke printing this off and framing it for his wall
[the man with the reddest face ever] EAT MEAT. ... ANIMALS... THEYRE TRYING TO TAKE OUR MEAT. MY MEAT... DONT TAKE MY MEAT LIBERALS ... TAKING ALL MY MEAT... HUEERRURGHGH
>>201922919
>>201922926the last free anglo
>>201922687bring japan to you with an jap gf looking to leave that hell hole
>>201922949rorke isnt some bible nut the only ones like that here are sambos and apparently russell brand
https://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/Which%20european%20would%20fit%20me/country/Cr/New mental illness dropped (will be 1000 posts this time next year)
HEROIN ADDICTS HAVE TWO FACES TWO PATHS THEY CAN TAKE EITHER: look like Russel Crow OR look like Johny Depp YOU ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THIS (and yo u are epic)
>>201922901They need to be punished and reformed and given skills to create a new country. Thats how we built Australia. We didn't just handcuff them and put them on a ship. As opposed to the Soviets who would simply send all their prisoners to some distant land and it was a disaster.
>>201922947nigger the world aint ending why you listening to this on a friday nightda fug is wrong with you, you pretentious twat
morphine takes too long to work for the mother if shes already delivering. perhaps it would be suitable to give them fentanyl in this situation
Is there any in this rout with authority to treat with me
>>201922960They are trying to take your meat but we'll all be speaking hindi soon anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LaCve_Uwicgot the bedtime video sorted
Alex Jones is in the illuminati and has exposed their rituals
sucking one of these
>>201923070saw a clip a loooong time ago of him shutting down an anti-semitic caller and he called himself jewish.
>>201923077gao/uld looking mfteal'c get in here
>>201922947first step is punishment of the criminal in order to break them of their old behaviours and habitssecond step is to rebuild the prisoner with learned skills. teach them to read, do simple mathematics, and trades skills. third step is to give them a purpose as a man. assign them a task that they cannot be allowed freedom until it's completed. the difficulty of the purpose depends on the severity of their crimes.
the pH range morphine is stable in is within the range of an umbilical cord (with epinephrine given)
actually i read today (with the ductus venous) that it bypasses the kidney anyways - the oxygenated blood from the placenta -skips the liver (and kidney then)> baby (to the brain)
except that babies dont even have the proper liver enzymes for opioids until 7 days post-birth. except in the brain!
dude what the frick
>>201923119brahma and shiva
>>201923238Newborns do have liver enzymes, but their ability to metabolize certain substances, including opioids, is not fully developed at birth. The liver enzymes responsible for metabolizing opioids, such as cytochrome P450 enzymes, mature over the first few days to weeks of life12. This means that newborns are more sensitive to opioids and other medications, and their bodies process these substances more slowly compared to older children and adults2and their kidneys are tiny little peas! >.< so cute
>>201923099He's not like that anymore though.
>>201923120religious delusiongreeks realised this two and a half millennia agoyou can only be what it is your blood to be and nothing more nothing less
crab sissification parasite
Croatian women look British.
>>201923258shut up nigga
/brit/ has been so much better since I filtered all UK flags
the Greeks said humans used to be one, but a god split us in two halves- man and woman
oi
>>201923297the secret that /int/ wont tell you is that the majority of europeans would easily pass for a local in most other european countriestheyll pretend this isnt true however and start droning on about "phenotypes"
thats why you should drink the afterbirth. eat the placenta its all of the mothers goodness that she took in to make a baby over that long period of time. it would be weird and greedy if she ate it though. make the man more complete at the same time... conversely
>>201922996right we are relaxing now okhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQAWqqaUTHE
>>201923297Croatian are far more beautiful, taller, slimmerYou've never actually been to Europe have you though
>>201923349t. mehmet
Hitler without a moustache looked like an Englishman.
Surrounded by these things. They're loud
women dont like mouthbreathers because it means you cant smell their perfume which they wear to trick you
>>201923390hitler was a celt
>>201923439No he was an Austrian.
>>201923349nooo my phrenology infograph i found on the /pol/ telegram proves this otherwise!!
>>201923390why's he wearing a purple suit?
what is actually the point of monorailswhy were these ever built
>>201923451He's the joker innit
>>201923465hello Scotland poster
>>201923451He’s da joker babee
>>201923449yea i'm sure José from Spain would pass as a local in Denmark
>>201923390and stalin looks italian
>>201923356nah brohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzCaW7hzIQQ
>>201923493I've seen Italians who looked Nordic and vice versa
>>201923293i didnt mention anything religion. i dont think a religious approach would work. im not willing to write off Englishman without at least trying to reform their character. ok subhuman races like medshits or balkanoids might not be able to be reformed. slavs probably cannot be reformed. obviously the blacks, browns, and yellows arent worth attempting to reform, they should be executed or punished and deported. but almost all Englishman can have a purpose and can be reformed and its our duty and obligation as a society to try.
>>201923483curious post
>>201923451he was a gamer
>>201923297You know British women dont naturally have bleached blond hair, clown makeup, turkey teeth, and fake tan?
>>201923497yes, north italians existthe vice versa is bullshit
>>201923493not even sure how to reply to such a brain dead statement like that
>>201923536which console do you reckon he would have played?
>>201923547no it isn't
>>201923514if you ever actually meet a criminal, yes even an english criminal, you will instantly be disabused of this belief
don't give a shit about the temper tantrums of any of our further provinces but Hong Kong brings a tear to my eyeperhaps because it was the last one or something idk
>>201923557nintendo wii
>>201923549give it a shot
Hitler's favorite game would be Deus Ex because it's redpilled.
Got a bird's number the night lads :D Well probably more accurate to say she gave me her number cuz she did ALL the heavy lifting, I was just along for the ride lol
>>201923565I know lots of criminals. I was born and raised in Burnley. Half the lads I went to school with have been to prison.
>>201923573truly the people's console
lol
>>201923577not worth the time and effort. go to other places if you want long drawn out fake arguments with people online.
>>201923577it doesnt contradict my post and for some joses its simply true
>>201923599also, extremely white
>>201923614i accept your concession
>>201923634predicable response. proving my point.
mental if italians care how much the rest of the world makes fun of and stereotypes them, they don't seem to
Italians are so overrated. I don't hate them but this board wanks them off a lot more than they deserve.
been edging a bit of piss in my dick trying to come out and crawling its way back down all scraping the sides as it goes up and down with my prostate ache from posture for like 2 hours by the way
>>201923648keep coping, you got told and you got no comeback
The royal family have a golden nintendo wii
what if you piped silica or sand into your bladder and pissed it out? if they were really tiny stones. might feel like having a wank from the inside
I miss games like dance dance revolution and guitar hero
>>201923719last day of school one year someone brought in guitar hero 3good times
>>201923714not how that works mate
>>201923719are you oriental or homosexual?
>>201923736could play on expert me
>>201923598every actual criminal I've met (not just people who got in a fight or something, but the actual underclass) has been the dumbest most insanely impulsive and extremely petty loser imaginable
America did you know that for the case of the stones the renal calculi (with struvite stones) you should look at the urinary tract upstream for infection which is often soon in the case of repeat stones and with other pains
>>201923744gramps, this is 2024. make it a webm or i'm not clicking.
>>201923758takes one to know one asshole
>>201923745why cant you put things in your bladder? im thinking non-invasively not that id like any kidney stones of any size. worst pain in the world, it says
>>201923769put a sock in it
>>201923567because chinese people are cool and they were better off
>>201923758Most of them are actual psychopaths
>>201923753there's an open source guitar hero clone or something isn't there? can just buy a usb controller and play it again.
watching the new Russel Crowe movie
sopranos is 25 years old this year
There’s a guitar hero mode on fortnite
FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE FORTNITE
hey leftypol, ill get the scientists trusted if you get the boats stopped
sir piss freezer
>>201923799the only non invasive thing that belongs in your bladder is urine.
>>201923758people who get in fights are criminals. every lad who throws a drunken punch or smokes a spliff should be put in prison and could be reformed. im stunned anyone would believe otherwise. we shouldnt wait until someone has been able to develop into an insanely impulsive petty loser in the first place.
>>201923856:c
>>201923815it's just not the same tbqh
Cannabis is legal on prescription since 2019 pal
also hong kong had the best coat of arms everthe new flag is good but still not as good as this one
>>201923876DUDE WEED LMAO
Hugh Laurie hurt his shoulder and had to readjust his walk after limping with a cane so much in House.
Business Idea: Authoritarian, Protestant, Anti-Catholic, Imperialist, Puritanical, Racialist, Saxon, neo-Cromwellian Second British Empire conducting orbital strikes on India, Africa and the Middle East using Cromwell-class star destroyers and sending in SS squads to mop up and cleanse Britain.
>>201923898His dad was GB rowing captain at the 1936 Berlin Olympics
some mushrooms in the lower left corner of my terminal interface
i miss reggie
>>201923963furry is against the rules, simple as that
>>201923930>Protestantsubhuman
>>201923892*blows it in your ugly face while you stamp your feet and cry*
>>201924006edgy
>>201923991NahProtestantism is basedPopery is a subversive, decadent political system
>>201924018edgy
>>201923876mental how the tories gave us medical weed
>>201924032tranny pastorsenough said
mental how the pope is having a gay orgy in the Vatican right this very second
>>201924055so this is the level of your rhetoric lol.
explain anglicanismit's just catholicism except there is no pope?
leftypol plays gta and drives like all the npcs with traffic rules
>>201923865standard communist (and thus pseudo religious) worldview 1. there is a difference between someone of noble character having somewhat antisocial tendencies, may even be quite a good thing, and on the other hand someone who is simply an inferior form of life2. you cannot ""reform"" anyone ever, you are what you are biologically
thought it was christmas when i woke up this morning for some reasonthe years do fly by after you become an adult don't they
>>201924071am i lying?
>>201924087Reelin in the yearsStowing away the time
>>201924079>someone of noble characterlol
>>201924087alri dementialad
>>201924079projection and pseud nonsense. im not religious or communist.
qu'est equus-ce c'est mon
>>201924087hole in the ozone layer down there has fried your noggin mate
>>201924104how would the world be different if the children had been sparedi guess the throne could still have some heirs
>>201924087nah you're just stupid lol
est quod est s c'est que equus j'moi est hrose
l'horse
if you have sex with a guy, it's not gay as long as they wear nylons and a wig. Just putting that out there.
Why don't you find out for yourself?Then you'll see the glassHidden in the grassBad scenes come and goFor which you must allowSick down to my heartThat's just the way it goes
gf is 24, has a daughter, has braces, is half native american, and can't have kids anymore
>>201924153est equus le me equu l'est
>>201924043its just typical two tier toryism. the rich can afford private healthcare. doctors who will indulge them their desire to smoke weed. and the rich can afford exorbitant prices for legal cannabis. the torys change laws to protect the rich.the poor rely on nhs doctors who will accuse them of drug seeking and refuse a prescription. the police will arrest them for cannabis possession and "its a medicine" wont play in court.
any secret sissies in tonight??
Last living relative of Nicholas II me
>>201924172blog on
l'est equus ferus caballus
>>201924133You know how young tarqs think they're born to rule? That was those little shits.
going on reddit tonight
Admittedly I'm a little out of practice but once I get warmed up the (you)s will be rollng in
Characteristics: Members of the Equus genus are known for their strong, muscular bodies, long legs, and hoovesummmmmmmmmmmm... bit sexual
He's onto horses now
>>201924104leftypol writhing in agony as he is reminded of what he is
>>201924289horse
You only really realise how shite your life is when you have to tell a new person about it. Watching the light in a bird's eyes die as you rattle off your "I don't drive. I don't have a job. I live at home. I didn't do anything last weekend." etc etc
>>201924172why cant she have kids
>>201924299you don't "have" to tell anyone
>>201924187it's no longer secret.....
longe longe longe longe longe potior
>>201924299cause what you assume is a life isn't one at all. you might as well still be in the womb if you list off any of those things about yourself.
>>201924326ovarian cancer, they had to remove her fallopian tubes
>>201924299Get a job and buy a car lil bro
>>201923854for me it's sir beer starbuck
>>201924387screaming
>>201924372you read it from a canadian folks, if you "live at home" you might as well have never been born
arsed it all up
>>201924387im sorry that happened
mad how my knees are fucked
>>201924387sad.
bloody poofters on the bloody telly
>>201924419in the western world it correlates with you not being very successful as an individual.
>>201924442put the fags in concentration camps i say
>>201924299None of that means anythingSuperficial bullshitYou're depressed and treading water because your soul knows life is meant to be MORE than fucking Citroen C5s and holidays to malaga
>>201924429I wonder if he plays counter strike
In my opinion, sex is the most intimate, vulnerable thing you can do with a person. It’s fine if other people don’t think it’s a big deal, but I do. So, they me, it says a lot about a person if they are willing to share that delicate part of themselves with a lot of people. It also shows a lack of discipline and impulse control, which I don’t particularly like in a partner. No hate to anyone. It’s just my honest opinion.
>>201924428buy yourself some collagen drinks. my knees used to hurt too from too much running
>>201924429mad how i laughed at this twice (in the same showing)
>>201924429left 4 dead 3?
>>201924479nice yapanese you wrote but i'm not reading any of it
>>201924467>You're depressed and treading water because your soul knows life is meant to be MORE than fucking Citroen C5s and holidays to malagaHow would he know that he doesn't have those things
are those some rare expensive cards America
um
>>201924461i think you meant to say "living with your parents", ESL. living at home is an oxymoron
>>201924504Because he said so
>>201924492what's she listening to
>>201924509*punches her in the face*
>>201924162have a "hold on to your friends" shirt myself (don't ever wear it however because people will think i'm bent)
Yorkshire is soul
my wife's boyfriend is cheating on us with my wife's other boyfriend
>>201924552Have you been in the last 20 years?
>>201924533troons
>>201924524that was the implication to begin with, enrique
>>201924525No he said that the average person is supremely unimpressed when he gives an accurate portrayal of his life
Everyone in Britain knows each other because it's a small island.
leftypol superman
equuine swan
>>201924568you should only imply a statement when you're trying to make a joke, rajeesh. otherwise, just say it. although then again, you don't have freedom of speech. sorry if you're trying to get your message out through code i can't understand
eponymous
Have tennis toil tomorrow Im not happyAll I want to do is just go bouldering for ever
Some dead banter on here as usual
horse
>>201924570Your posts feel like an alien attempting to converse but not fully understanding the content of the conversation
>>201924479tell us your a virgin without telling us your a virgin
>>201924612getting so upset about something so trivial that everyone else understood i can practically smell the brown on your skin.
I cleaned my bathroom today. I have to say it was pretty disgusting to be entirely honest.
>twitch showing condom advertsthey really dont know their audience do they? KEK
if horses could speak they wouldnt say much. theyd probably use body language mostly
>>201924661They are all face mate of course they would talk
no horse ahead
>>201924642nah, nobody else cared. that's the only difference you smelly poo person
Climbing is as primal as running or swimming Nothing gets me off so completely in my primitive climbing years as walking up a 6CI am the chosen one
I had Burger King for dinner earlier
they would continue to stare at you even if they could talk. EVEN if they could understand us. they probably can do that because of what they see with their bid beautiful eyes
>>201924661if i were a horse i’d probably just rape everyone on sight
>>201924641This is a virgin site, shaggers are not welcome
>>201924699cute
Envious of you virgins
Is a pony just a wee horse or are they different
might shave off my massive beard
its different
>>201924743aye just wee horses
>>201924743different species
>>201924796starmer stasi bursting through mozzas door as we speak
>>201924796he's rightnow imagine africansi don't even hate them, i find it all amusing
where the fucks the new
>>201924834This is it I'm afraidWe've all finally had enough
>>201924834we're all on /bant/
>>201924796this but replace Chinese with Indians
>>201924939janny banned me last time i made a new so im not doing it again
>>201924956>>201924956>>201924956
>>201924946probably because you kept making 2 of them each time or did it at like 200 posts
>>201923687Kek seethe
>>201924796Asians, Indians, whites, arabs.
>>201923687keep crying froggy cunt
