renaissance edition >>201923323previous
shall not be using the goshpedo new
First
this is the one
for me it's this one
>>201926656required reading for tonight's /cum/ threadshttps://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S1090513802001034> Across species, testis size is positively correlated with the incidence of polyandrous mating for primates
fuck a lil bitch maker her pussy wet
>readingyah, nah
>>201926686i like that one too>>201926705is this real ?
>>201926717uhh duhh yeah
>>201926750why 20 minutes
fed post
>>201926750dead scarjo obv
>>201926768i had the same thought
>>201926750i would rather behead you and fuck your esophagus
>>201926736ok they are so talented its amazing
hatred.
>>201926792he does look like he has malice in his heart
>>201926750obviously scarjo, who would fuck a fatty
she just blew me, shit was SO cash
>>201926799listen bitch when i get my hands on you i'm gonna tear a big chunk out of your arm or your flank or some fleshy part with my teeth and give you a bacterial infection with my saliva. believe that
>>201926779This song is about exactly that:https://youtu.be/icGTBLeBXnE?si=_6oaHfglrA3NOhw-
why haven't you tried poly yet, /cum/?
>>201926656Submissive and breedable thread to say the least
>>201926839im not trying to dismiss what you're saying i believe you but>give you a bacterial infection with my salivareminded me of komodo dragons
>>201926847that was the worst song i've heard this year, good job
>>201926870I'm too attractive for that, only uggos do it
>>201926870this is just being a tramp but with a different name
>>201926899but you can have a real life harem
>>201926878i'd like to be dragon you behind my truck
>>201926893>judging an 11 minute song after listening to a small fraction of its lengthGood to know that I can discount any of your musical opinions
>>201926911
>>201926870polys are all mentally ill. why are incels so obsessed with having sex?
Every post I make is revealed to me in prophecy and dreams
>>201926926if you haven't learned to skim songs by now you're straight up retarded
>>201926927himbo heartbreaker bobby
>>201926946>skim songsWtf did he mean by this KEK
what in the FUCK is a himbo
>>201926953bimbo but male
>>201926926you don't need to listen to an entire song to know if it resonates with you
>>201926959That's a fuckboy
retard alert
two different words can mean the same thing
>>201926961I've found some of my favorite songs years after discovering them because I was put off by the first few seconds and turned them off without giving them a chance. Comus aren't for everyone, but I think that anon judged the song unfairly
>>201926964they can be used interchangeably
whom /drinking/ here?
/int/ is pretty shitty today, i think i'll stay here in my /cum/ containment bunker
>>201926997brewing herbal tea at the moment
The Canadian side mogs the American side
>>201926997I probably will be soon
>>201926997I have to be at toil at 9 AM and I have at least an hour commute
>>201926997im having coffee
>>201927012This is an old pic, the canadian side is full of poop from immigrants now
>>201926993perhaps your sense of taste changed over the years as well. it wasn't just the first few seconds of a song that didn't resonate with you
>>201927013this is your brain on VRchat
>>201927013hot
>>201926997want to but can't
>>201927012Leaf fucking SHITS you know NOTHING
>>201927013is it true that all women are masochists?
>>201927012the american side is so bad that it's slowly backing up to canada
I was trying to grab an image on my phone through my gallery but forgot I had furry porn saved and my coworker spotted the yiff, he just glanced at me and laughed It's over
*grabs you by the pussy*
>>201927048yeah well like 95% of them, but a lot are just babby masochists who just want a bit of pain
>>201927053lmfao.i'd laugh at your ass toobow wow, boy
>>201927064and some like the sight of their own blood and the taste of blood in their mouth during sex
>>201927053One of the reasons I deleted all images of women and porn off my phone and laptop.You guys said I was being unreasonable!
>>201927009>>201927019>>201927041buncha fucking nances>>201927014That leaves you plenty of time to drink and still sleep it off.>>201927013sexo
>>201927053yiff in hell, furfag
>>201927053furry porn runs a big gambit from catgirls to dismemberment scat vorehow bad are we talking
>>201927073I might have sunday off, so I'll save my drinking for tomorrow
>>201927053Yiff in hell, furfag
>>201927065>>201927079Well excuse me for being straight, I didn't know this was a gay-only area
>>201927072it's fine to have cute girls on your phone, porn is weird, and furfags are insanely cringe and gay
my gay ass coworker has a bunch of furry porn on his phone, i'm literally telling everyone in the group chat
You released all your power in that last attack, now you're not any different from an ordinary human
>>201927073i don't have any moneyplus my mom would kick me outand if i'm homeless again i will 100% go back to jail
>>201927085Nothing too bad, just busty anthro women sexually dominating human men really, it's moreso the fact that furry anything has a bad reputation
>>201927128stop posting it here please
>>201926997just sat down with and cracked open a beer, life is good
>>201927112>it's fine to have cute girls on your phoneBut a lot of them came from /s/ so I can't confirm if they were posted online with the consent of the woman so I can't have them on my phone in good conscious
>>201927114give him a mocking nickname too, like dogfucker or summin
>>201927053everyone's calling you the furry guy behind your back now
>>201927128>busty anthro women sexually dominating human menbegin posting it here please
wanted to chug the rest of the milk out of the carton but it spoiled
>>201927172tragedy>>201927168he's been doing it on and off for days now
>>201927168kill yourself at the soonest opportunity
I can fix her
>>201927168I already have, should've been there before janny took it down
How the fuck do I make studying fun?
>>201927243Smoke meth
>>201927243you have to incentivize it by having a reward every so oftenstudy for an hour, get a sweet treat or something
>>201927243boof adderall
adderall turns you gay
https://rumble.com/v5dtmt7-uberjeets.htmlspeaking of music, here's an actual banger
if you really were smart you'd be building diamond lathes in your garage not posting on 4chan
nigga you are BRAZILIAN
Just drank a half gallon of milk
Post-orgasm stimulation.You'll need to be tied up because it's unbearable. Basically your partner keeps jerking you after you shoot your load. The sensations will be intense. You'll fight your restraints.But when you finally come a second time, the explosion will be like nothing you ever felt before.
just drank half a gallon of pussy juice
>>201927340There's only one bitch fat enough and wet enough to produce a half gallon of grool...So gross. Thats your mother dude
My roommate is out tonight. Should I steal her clothes again?
>>201927203you're different anon you got this
>>201927375no you should stop doing that and order your own clothes
>>201927319gotta get a house before i can buy my own mill and convert 80% lowers into full auto funderwaffens
>>201927375Find her dildos and cum on them so you can maybe ger her pregnant
>>201927375yes, wear them and start an onlyfansevery sidehustle makes a difference
>>201927385I do but she got some new ones recently>>201927397Somethings I won't steal or touch>>201927401Nah I ain't no ho
thinking of rubbing my nut cheese on panties and selling them to jeets as used white girl panties
>>201927375>stealing your moms clothesbased
playing run escape
not me blasting hank williams out my window again(Im feeling devilish)
nothing you say can hurt me
>>201927439oooo look at me! kys
>>201927439Have your parents stop asking when you're going to bring a girl around? What kind of sympathetic looks dredged in contempt do your receive from the rest of your family?
>>201927425just leave her clothes alone man, it's okay if you wanna dress like that but borrowing her clothes without her knowledge is bad
>>201927339Is this actually possible?
I would unironically kill somebody in cold blood if it meant I got to relive my childhood
>>201927439people have said things here that have hurt me before
>>201927462Not him but I told my mom to stop asking me about my dating life. She's been fine up until today where she said "have you noticed that I've stopped asking you about the things you told me to stop asking you about?"
>>201927462they've never asked me that once in my life
>>201927482kwab
when was the last time a european ever thanked us for their liberation
>>201927482in here?
thinking of getting some choccy milk from the store but i don't wanna go into the store. i think i'll hold out until tomorrow
>>201927482Sorry to hear that.I'll beat those people up!
>>201927496you should pimp slap that bitch
>>201927516why don't you wanna go in the store
>>201927543i'm ugly and i smell bad
>>201927543i don't like wearing my incelshorts in public but i don't feel like changing either
>>201927476love those thingsgrandma candy bowl core
any real niggas from orlando in tryna link up and watch the ronald reagan movie and play some skeeball afterwards
>>201927425you don''t think she'd notice if her brand new clothes went missing?
Elder says he hears his ancestors in the rain.When there is drought he finds himself lost, so he listens to the laughter of children, which guide his life
>>201927558changing isn't that hard just slip into some jeans or something you don't have to if you don't want to of course
>>201927564ok
Mexicans a starliner will fly over ur house
>>201927476If I could relive my childhood I would just fucking kms
I got a feelin' called the blues, oh LordSince my baby said goodbyeLord, I don't know what I'll doAll I do is sit and sigh, oh LordThat last long day she said goodbyeWell Lord, I thought I would cryShe'll do me, she'll do you, she's got that kind of lovin'Lord, I love to hear her when she calls me sweet da-a-addySuch a beautiful dreamI hate to think it's all overI've lost my heart it seemsI've grown so used to you somehowLord, I'm nobody's sugar daddy nowAnd I'm lo-o-onesomeI got the lovesick blues
>>201927588just kidding i'm shy. i'm not a real nigga
>>201927564i would if i permanently lived in florida
>>201927616that's ok. I didn't wanna watch the ronald reagan movie or play skeeball anyway
Just saw this on /fit/Crazy shit
>>201927638Does he have cancer?
>>201927616are you really in orlando
>>201927663prolly ozempicacus
>>201927510You didn't liberate shit
>>201927663Not gonna watch so no clue. Maybe he just fasted until he was down to human weight
>>201927681they were liberated before they arrived and then they subsequently de-liberated Europe
>>201927636you don't fuck with skeeball >>201927669who's asking
>>201927638No fucking way
>>201927638coinslot status?
I don't even know what skeeball is
>>201927745its that game you see at carnivals where you roll the ball into an increasingly smaller hole trying to hit the center
>>201927638I bet this video is was recorded years ago and he's still obese. No way could lose that much weight in 7 months
i suck
>>201927789me too but i don't let it get to me
>>201927737It was like that from repeated traumaYou could still pay with a silver dollar
momberg told me to get a job again
>>201927775oh...
>>201927798don't do it
my father pissed once in the morning and once in the eveningI piss every hour
>>201927777Can't argue with those digits
>>201927798you better listen to momberg or soon she'll kick you out and you'll be listening to bumberg tell you about the wonders of fentanyl
>>201927819you're properly hydrated that's good
>>201926656Should I get this 2nd beer open or save it for tomorrow?
>>201927681You liberated some French hedgerows don't kid yourself
>>201927835no. our way of doing things is wrong
Went out for a ride on my new bicycle and almost got splattered by a bus liveleak style, you guys would have probably seen my death on /gif/
Tummy feels like it's about to explode
>>201927839TWO BEERS?
Ima liberate your sister's hymen, you maplen*gger
Americans feared the Canada and Cuba Co-Prosperity Sphere
>>201927855How does the bike feel and which one did you end up going with?Did the store set it up ok? If you have any basic tools you should watch a youtube video on bike setup and double check everything
>>201927855that's awful buddyare you feeling okay that's pretty traumatic
>>201927880when did trudeau's father meet Pierre?
>>201927839flip a coin
>Unemployment rate jumps to 6.6% in Canada, highest since 2017 outside COVID-19its over
>>201927893The bike feels amazing i no longer have to feel any bumps in the road with the dual suspension and getting around town feels like a breeze, when i picked the 'cycle up it was already assembled.
>>2019279101976 if you go by the official story
told myself today would be a good pleasant day and it would not end with me laying in my bed wishing i hadn't been born. and yet
>>201927203based fixer
>>201927958what's the point of buying a wife if she doesn't want to be a slave
>>201927953i know what you mean, i hate feeling like a worthless waste of life all the timebut don't give up that tomorrow can be better though
>>201927898Not really traumatized just last week a car hit the back tire of my old bike so this isn't new for me, the first thought in my head was my mom she begged me not to go out at night
>>201927958>now simps are paying SEAmonkies to be their wivesyikemaxxing
keep your chin up tattoo twin, we're all gonna make it
>>201927993i wouldn't lay money on it
>>201927958based and rice pilled
>>201928002okay as long as you're alright, you should call your mom and tell her that you love her, or give her a hug
>>201927855I hope you smashed the mirrors and 360'd away
>>201928007I prefer jeff sokol
>>201928002A car tboned me once rolling through an intersectionShit sucks but it's part of riding on the roadI hope you have a tail light and reflective vest for night riding
>>201928007hey tex
fresh off the press
kinda want to get it
>>201928014i'm fine it's not as bad as it could be, this latent idle sadness is nothing compared to a full blown episode, i'm fine >>201928023i know it's pretty slim odds but i've gotten to a point that i have more good days than bad, where as before it was the opposite . i just had to seek help
>>201928063whoops wrong one
>>201928061this nigga a little TOO zesty smdh
weird to think the guy who led us through WWII was a schizo who thought he could communicate with his dead dogs and da Vinci and looked into a crystal ball
>>201928038I hugged her when I came home >>201928039it drove off quickly before I could go beast mode on it >>201928050I have front and back lights i dont want to look like a nerd riding around with a vest
You boys wanna go to a field and toss around a footballToss around the ol pigskinThe ol pigskinYou up buds
>>201928082Who
>>201928095>i dont want to look like a nerd riding around with a vestjust get a car, sonny
>>201928098only if you got a few hotdogs to snack on after
>>201928098no blitzesI SAID NO BLITZES *hucks it into the neighbors yard*
>>201928082Takes a schizo to fight a schizo, Hitler did a bunch of esoteric schizo shit too
>>201928098can i watch and bring a cooler with drinks and perhaps some home made lemonade and serve it in red solo cups for all the boys
>>201928095vgh better to be a beautiful corpse...
>>201928103the guy who led us through WWII>>201928114WWII was basically a spiritual hell in a cell match between Himmler and King in the aether realm
>>201928103Kitchener Lesley
>>201927865Yes 8%, feeling a bit rowdy today.>>201927913No thanks! Me says drink...LOL!
>>201928125right
I'm watching Lucky Star. It's relaxing and cute but it's fortunate that I didn't discover it when I was in high school because it definitely would have made me even more autistic. I can see why shit like this turns kids into trannies
wind is howling, crickets chirping, lightning flashing, what a beautiful night. i regret not getting a choccy doe
All activity downtown dies after 9:30 i wish i lived in a bigger city
>>201928164moeblob at its absolute worst https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqDzoCuDypk
>>201928164why would cute anime make kids transgender
>>201928002Listen to your mom more, anon
>>201928164non non biyori for me, i would've trooned out to anime if i wasn't already in the military when i picked up slice of life
>>201928179whyI hate 'night life' shit all it leads to is more drunk drivers and retards driving at night with their high beams on 24/7
>>201928180I like this scene >>201928186Because they start to imitate it or self insert Especially if they grow up without a masculine influence
I wonder if having loose skin now was worth the meme
>>201927737restored
I wanted to be a k-on so badThats why i started taking the titty skittles
>>201928180https://youtu.be/6UpMwVfwoDA
>>201928229
>>201928005hoeflation
>>201928218he became a millionaire anon... he can afford the surgery
>>201928261The zippertit tummytuck look is not a good oneBetter than loose skin but still
Please shut up, you guys are going to ruin my fap
>>201928195night life is best life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7t08KKCRn5k
if i went from a quarter ton to normal i'd sew the extra skin together like a glider suit i bet it'd work once it heals
>>201928301can't they just cut the extra skin off and sew the ends together?
>>201928294
I ate my funyuns, I need to eat something else but I have nothing healthy because I currently don't have a fridge, and there will be a massive social event at my house tomorrow so I don't want to use any dishes.So, should I eat sunchips or crackers+peanut butter? Or should I walk 10 minutes to 7/11 to get cashews?
>>201928301lmfao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EETV2JNBhcc
>>201928317sun chips are pretty good i like the garden salsa oneswhy don't you just use a dish and wash it after and put it back ?
>>201928294anchors aweigh my boys anchors aweigh farewell to college joys we sail at break of day day day
>>201928338The only things I could make would be rice or cream of wheat
>>201928346WE SAIL TONIGHT FOR SINGAPORE WE’RE ALL AS MAD AS HATTERS HEREI’VE FALLEN FOR A TAWNY MOORTOOK OFF TO THE LAND OF NODDRANK WITH ALL THE CHINAMENWALKED THE SEWERS OF PARISI DANCED ALONG A COLORED WINDDANGLED FROM A ROPE OF SANDYOU MUST SAY GOOD BYE TO ME
>>201928357do you have eggs? make some rice with a fried egg on top, that's super simple
>>201928317throw ice milk peanut butter and some cereal in the blender and you have a yum little slushy
*is casually the GOAT chocolate bar*
>>201928401Respectable choice
>>201928376I've never fried an egg before. I don't have eggs, if I went to 7/11 to get eggs I would just get cashews or milk and consume that instead. I can't cook anything besides rice and scrambled eggs.I hate food that takes more than 30 minutes fo make>>201928386I'd rather eat peanut butter out of the jar with a spoon
>>201928401ahem
>>201928401>>201928418SneedOils
>>201928401these are so good
Today I escaped anxiety. Or no, I discarded it, because it was within me, in my own perceptions — not outside.
>>201928418nigga that is not a chocolate bar, its chocolate wrapped Peanut buttermight as well post a resees cup, smfh
>>201928415then eat a spoonful of peanut butter nigga damn
>>201928415frying an egg in butter is super easy and takes like less than 5 minutesjust go to the store and get something no need to make due with something weird at home when you can go out
dumb peanutposter
i dont know how to cook. momberg does everything for me
this is my favorite candy bar
I'm addicted to the dudelmao
America hate on int used to be very severe
racoons eat better than half the people itt what the fuck
momberg fills out all my paper work at the doctors and dentist
>>201928464never seen this in my life
I shook hands with a lawyer today and he limp wristed it and so I told my boss we should try a different firm
>>201928494and you felt the need to tell us this...why?
>>201928477same. momberg calls to make appointments for me and comes with me to the doctors
>>201928474i need to make a /cum/ basic cooking course for everyone here with recipes and simple cheap things to prepare you guys are growing boys you need to eat good >>201928483they're really good it's nougat
>>201928501Learn to shake a hand you fucking weirdos
idk what id do without momberg
>>201928503lol i thought i was the only one
>>201928494when i was a juror i just picked the lawler that looked more chad, didn't even pay attention to the case
I hope you guys are either joking or underage
>>201928492
>>201928507have i ever told you i want to grab you with both hands by the hair and bash your head into a brick wall until you forget your own first name
>>201928512
>>201928528im not joking and im in my 30s
>>201928507do you really want to be seen as a mother figure for these freaks? valiant effort doe regardless, you should ask /ck/ for some of their meal guides they have quite a few good ones that i naturally never saved
i love reggie !!!!!!!
>>201928548bro
roommateberg is using the shower even though I desperately need one
>>201928560doctorberg told me i was autistic
Janny! Ohhhh Janny! The serial ban evader is back Janny!
>>201928548Are you the guy that wants to sex Olivia Rodrigo
>>201928507My well of motivation just isn't deep enough for me to be able to actually cook food on top of every other life responsibility I have. I don't know how people do it, it's so time consuming.
>>201928588Who wouldn't want to bust a quick load into a solid 6.8?
>>201928588no i think shes very mid
>>201928551nutrition is important for your physical and mental health maybe i'll get together a few simple recipes of simple cheap meals that can serve one, or that heat up really well that can be eaten on for a few days >>201928598there are really simple easy healthy meals you can make in under 10 minutes, i used to eat microwave stuff and frozen chicken like everyday and i felt like crap all the time. once i got a bit of variety in my diet it helped my stomach problems out a lot
>>201928528>I hope you guys are underage
>>201928614Nothing against the law if we just play a little minecraft together tho right? I just want to get 2 no u
>>201928610can you be my momberg 2
>>201928610This could be us spinster but you keep playing
Nikacado is actually based
>>201928598cook a lot in one day a week and freeze it that's what I do
I watched a video of an apartment building repair quote and I'm glad I didn't buy some gay shit like thatit's got like rotten wood everywhere and the stairways are rusting apart
good night
>>201928327>>201928327
>>201928600>>201928606well this guy talked about sucking a dobermanns dick in front of his entire family just to have sex with her
>>201928598the trick is to be degenerate>wear the same work clothes>minimize dish doing>minimize laundry washing>only buy meat, bread, eggs, and rice to save time
i should stop wasting time here
Do you think peanut would go well with wheat thins?
>>201928755>>201928755>>201928755
>>201928751what else is there to do
>>201928754perhaps
good morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRkm-O8rHSc
>>201928751Stop wasting time yes, but that doesn't mean you can't come here in your free time. I'm very productive and I'm in this gen for hours every day
>>201928754i think so yeah>>201928751it's a good time killer and im lonely tonight because my plans are for tomorrow
>>201928770Ivan you need to recalibrate your clock, its 9PM
>>201928770ahoaogozamase~~
>>201928614actually the age of consent is 14
