moomins edition
>>201932278big fan of snufkin
not using blackness mong's thread
every fucking time I make a new someone pips me by a few secondssick of it, shan't be making any more
This is AI
hello my sweet cherubina
good effort
taroona smashed riverside olympic
love girls feet tbqh
>>201932326looks like she's got a little hat on x
>>201932334love are daisy
>>201932334ktim
researching homosexual lifestyles and behaviours in the 1980s during the aids crisis
>>201932334not really that bothered about them normally but had a wank to a gyaldem JOI earlier and puppiwi had her feet out and they were pretty cute
hang your head tom dooley
>>201932365setting up a reenactment group are we leftypol
had a dream brock lesnar was in asda and grabbed a can of stella off the shelf and started drinking it
>>201932354shame she’s getting her wilkins chopped off got a decent one on her
>>201932382
>>201932348
>>201932393For me it's eli
Imagine how advanced this stuff will be in 5 years
got my beeriodwhat kind of booze do you reckon causes the worst hangovers lids?
>>201932327why are bowlcuts now a thing again?
>>201932438Honestly makes me want to kill myself.
tummies, tummiesi love tummies
>>201932365Why didn’t they just use condoms?I don’t think people realise just how difficult it is to pass on HIV. I’m sure the I had unprotected sex once with my long term boyfriend who had cheated on me thing happened but I’m also pretty sure that was the minority.
>>201932449he looks like a bit of an octaroon so maybe trying to imitate a black man's a trim
>>201932438imagine how much AI film slop there'll be
>>201932327Went to school with this lad, unsurprisingly he's a right twat.
Had 66% of my beer last night
>>201932393>>201932428Eli, Nicky, Gio, Ale in that order
Gio looks better with short hair.
had a shit and it weighed 600 grams lol
>>201932461
>>201932502oh she peng a leng ~
Porn is based.
what are your favourite chill games to play whilst slightly drunkfor me it's dying light due to nostalgia
>Went to school with this lad, unsurprisingly he's a right twat.
>>201932438yeah yeah yeah can i finally make porn with certain females faces though?
>>201932535screaming, bowled him
It’s Ganesh Chathurthi for those who celebrate
>>201932535raped that cunt
in 5 years AI will be so advanced that you'll need to work even longer hours for even lower wages
Kind of mental that the father of Turkey looked like this.
>>201932518her tits are really saggy without support, much prefer a perky B or C cup
>>201932532play a game where I listen to sad music, I ahou all the mistakes ive made and see how close I come to killing myself
>>201932535Never been done before, not a fan.
>>201932535scromingting
>her tits are really saggy without support, much prefer a perky B or C cup
2 egg n cress sarnies for brek
>>201932518fetal alcohol syndrome face
Walt Disney
>>201932532Rimworld or Dwarf Fortress
>>201932532OG shogun total war
>>201932556that's laurence olivier with contacts in
>>201932518Are girls who do this capable of having normal long-term relationships
Any staring out of the window on a rainy day man in? I could spend hours doing that, with either a whisky or cognac or even a nice hot chocolate for the women
>>201932556Turkey is WHITE
>>201932633high iq post this
>>201932633this screams dark macadamia
>>201932633>4chan is becoming tumblr
>>201932633bizarre post
just utterly BLACKED the toiletussy with my pooBC
>Any staring out of the window on a rainy day man in? I could spend hours doing that, with either a whisky or cognac or even a nice hot chocolate for the women
Porn is based, healthy and good for you.Watch more.
>>201932633yeah love it. sat in the conservatory listening to the rain drinking my coffee atm
>>201932653it isn't, gimps like him have always posted here. not sure why they congregate in a general dedicated to poo and crisps on a siamese pea picking forum though.
>>201932664kicked that cunt out the window
>>201932665nah leftypol
*enters the thread*
Reading about the controversial restoration of the Sistine Chapel
cheeky saturday morn curry
>>201932663
>>201932278If you have ever wanted to understand the bromance that exists between Britain and the great nations she conceived, you need only look at a small clip from the late US Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia. Scalia was an Italian-American, born in New Jersey to parents from Sicily. Justice Scalia describes a moment from his college years where he studied for a time in France but had the opportunity to visit London while he was over there. He mentions that he was sometimes homesick during his time in France because it felt so different to what he was used to, yet, when he arrived in London it "felt just like home." Why is that? Scalia wasn't an Anglo, yet here he was in London feeling just as comfortable as he would be in New Jersey. The non-Anglos simply cannot comprehend the answer to that question. Like Scalia and so many other Americans like myself, we know that Britain has birthed the greatest culture to ever exist.https://youtu.be/tINJhf1Zs1Q?si=RnrcOumfPZzridsj&t=634
>>201932633Ebenezer Scrooge looking house bgl
prefer a chocolate peanut tbf
>>201932697MY MUM
Ive drank 2 litres of whisky in the past 3 days, surprisingly dont feel too bad though
>>201932478It's not AI already?https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TbiPcMCz0Ek&pp=ygUSc25vdyB3aGl0ZSB0cmFpbGVy
noticing...patterns...drawing... conclusions
>>201932693Yes.
just shaved
>>201932699You are deeply mentally ill
>>201932724*roblox oof.mp3*
>Porn is based, healthy and good for you
>>201932744
this much weed would get you 5 years of hard labor in japan
Porn is based. If you aren't watching high quality kino scenes from WowGirls, Ultrafilms etc several times a week, you're gay.
>>201932738nah
>>201932766good
>>201932794in what way
>>201932763
bros why isn't the world innocentand pure like in the moominim and smurfs
>>201932777That ass is way too fat(I'm not Irish)
might stop in at a coffee shop in town today for a quick cupthat's what normal people do. I'm normal.
not a fan of these AI webm reaction imagesmuch prefer the traditional bradley or even a frog over such nonsense
>>201932763this AI stuff is genuinely terrifying
My brother is going on holiday to Singapore, and I'm honestly expecting the phone call from my mum tearfully telling me he's going to be executed.
>>201932811You're not normal, you stick out
We make fun of single mums on dating apps but imagine that happening to you. The man you’ve had kids with suddenly troons out. Empties the joint accounts to pay some doctor Frankenstein type figure to chop his cock and balls off. Steals your clothes and demands you call him Stacy.
>>201932811>skinny jeans in 2024LOL
>>201932773Yes.Porn is Nietzschean, aristocratic, based and fascist.
>>201932820It should be banned immediately.
>>201932839bizarre gimmick commiemong
I don't think Hitler wanked
>>201932766would easily slap any chinaman that dared to try and arrest me
>>201932811why do you always sit in the same place?
>>201932804Love a big bum, sorry.
>>201932811> normal people>cappucino>skinny jeansGROW UP
>>201932836corrr everything about her is peng except the kidsthen again depends how old they are really, if they're mid-late teens won't be long before they fuck off anyway and they might be cool as well anyway
>>201932768>kino porn>doesnt mention Premiumbukkakepleb
>>201932892get it scranned lad
>>201932892Where's the lettuce and tomato and mayo?
>>201932811Thanks for the tip it's good to see explained what it is they get up to
Hi,I'm a 30 year old guy who has lived in Glasgow his entire life. For the past couple of years i have found myself becoming more and more isolated. Most of my friend group have pretty much moved on with their lives (getting married, kids etc), and i feel a bit left behind.I'm pretty sure i've been suffering from a bit of depression which had made forming any kind of connections difficult as i just don't have the energy to be social.I've recently been on a wee holiday and feel abit better, but since returning home I can feel the sadness creeping back in and i'm determined not to fall back into any sort of rut.This was abit embarrassing to write as i'm sure you can understand. Any feedback, ideas or just another perspective would be appreciated.
My gf has a kid from a previous relationship and it isn't that bad. He has high functioning tism and mostly just stays in his room. He calls me 'Mr [Surname]' for some reason.
>>201932892peng peng PENGwish I had that, might need to go greggs now lad>>201932922kys cheers
>>201932857I think it's like once I sit at a particular spot in a particular shop I know it's 'safe' there. As in, I know there's not going to be any loud noises or weird interactions or anything at that particular place so I can be safe there, remain alone, for a period of time.With a new place, a new spot, you don't know what you're getting into so it's harder to be comfortable there. I think I have some form of autism and anxiety.
>>201932924perhaps a poo holiday would have sorted this gimp out a bit more
wait did southgate actually quit. could swear he was still manager
bought this
>>201932930grimmerest thing ive read all morning
Dividend Stocks > Growth StocksThe only way to gain from growth stocks is selling, which defeats the point of owning them
>>201932811I had a friend who used to do this, get dressed up and go all the way into town to sit in a coffeeshop by himself for an hour or so, he developed tourettes in his late twenties and was a complete psychopath
>>201932924sick of these stupid men suddenly discovering they have depression and then moaning about it on the internetfucking grow up its patheticeveryones got depression so fuckign deal with it
>>201932939chud glasses for an spacker virgin. what a crossover
>>201932939>once I sit at a particular spot in a particular shop I know it's 'safe' there. As in, I know there's not going to be any loud noises or weird interactions or anything at that particular place so I can be safe there, remain alone, for a period of timektim
>>201932953hs?
>>201932974why be so mean
>>201932951>two of the three recommendations are meme pop-culture lefties >the third is a leftie from a meme online newspaper
>>201932924Glasgow mentioned
Pakis
isn't life just rubbish lads
>>201932278So, the riots of the right wingers is over and nothing happend. Aside that the British gouverment now intend to be even more controlling, yes?Sorry, BritBros, aber ich believe that we Germs are still better off insgesamt.
if you have chocolate powder on your coffee you have a vagina
>>201932961therapists, doctors and parents love recommending itonce you make enough outings to coffee shops and museums your crippling mental illnesses are solved
>>201932951It is mental how ugly the cunt is.
exgf arriving todayfeeling a little anxious, hope I don't fuck it upjust be chilled nogga
>>201933003
How it started etc
>>201933003hi this is a moomin thread
the funniest part of all these labour cuts is that there's office across the country full of tens of thousands of civil servants and their private contractor counterparts that are being paid a full time salary to literally do nothing
>>201933007absolute state of waterstones. more pointless knick knacks than books
>>201933007always enjoy these edits cheers lad
Kier Starmer stole my willy
would you have sex with transgirls
>>201933011does he sound like danny dyer
>>201933037I assumed it was Dunelm desu
>>201933037the knick knacks are only as you walk inif you go down or up the stairs there's nothing but books (and the cafes)
>'chino at the community hubgrimo
>>201933064he's adding it to his sniff collectionthe bloody bell sniffer
my sisters cunt of a cat has brought in fleas into the house and there starting to bite me now
>>201932836That is not the case anons or incels make usually fun of.It's the same as the man wourld die as a fireman or soldier. Tragic, bad fate but no one with a heart would say something bad.
>>201933088Eat garlic
rolling around in a pile of crisp packets and pigeon droppings like the insipid little slug that I am
There's a German in the thread, everyone remain still.
>>201933036this is what separates the haves and have nots. just creating entire fields to pay a selection of people higher salaries than the rest. motivates the working class to work harder for their mastersthe entire field of education from school to uni to workplace training is for this purpose. 'qualification' is just the facade
>>201933028>hi this is a moomin threadIsn't that from Finland?
>>201933109wish you'd do that near me I'd douse you in salt in a nanosecond
feel bad for getting grumpy with dadberg earlier but he was doing my nut in
Unlimited Migrants.Opposing this is Racist.
>>201933064he's doubled his length to an inch :P
>>201933078a lot fo the books are also knick knacks though. e.g. entire childrens section, young adult section which is just an adult section now, joke books, photography books, even textbooks and most nonfiction. no one actually reads them all the way through
>>201933106fuck it il try it
Is it humiliating to ask for your old job back?
>>201933142unlimited third world migrants*
>the salted sluggood pub name and also an aussie delicacy
>>201933162sacked tranny!
>>201933114Don't panic. Last time we come to your island, we brought you the Anglo-Saxon culture. So, friends forever?>>201933162>Is it humiliating to ask for your old job back?Depends.How much times has been in between?
Robert Mongy Jr
>>201933162no because you already hit rock bottom with them when they sacked you. worst that happens is you werent ever going to see them again anyway. so might as well bed at their knees
Robert Down Here Jr
Today I am planning to get a haircut, then relax and read a book, hoping I gain a clue
>>201933162the only reason you'd be back is because you couldn't hack it at your new jobyour being back would signal that to everyone
now that i think about it, it mad how both downey and jnr refer to his height Haha
>>201933200>having an old job implies you were sackedbizarre interpretation
>>201933162probably only to you but after the first day bet it would feel like you never left. wouldn't stay in a job you don't like for fear of some brief social embarrassment mate
>>201933162depends, did you leave on good terms or not?, worked with a guy a couple years ago that got everyone together to make a farewell speech about he was "going on to bigger and better things" then couple months later was working with us again, he got destroyed for ages about it then left again
>>201933234lad was replying to sacked tranny who famously was sacked, and is also a tranny.
>>201933234did think about this before you even started typing itbut having a temp contract ended o leaving is also the same. you're supposed to move on
rentier auntie complaining that one of the tenants in her three properties only works three days a week and claims some money from the government, so she's putting her rent up 'to market value'.meanwhile she doesn't work and receives £8k a month from properties that are paid off
BOOZE TIME ITS BOOZE TIME BOOZE TIME
>>201933279>doesn't workcope
>>201933288grim freak
finished my 2 egg n cressies they were well nicefeel good now. nice load of prote, cress flowing through me veins, fibrous bed gonna make me poos goodfeelin fine
saturday morning /brit/ has a lighthearted live and kicking feel to it. you can sense we're finally free from the burdens of toil
>>201933262you alone thought thatsacked tranny is happily settled in his ALDI job
feel incredibly privileged to have a secure job with good colleagues that I enjoy. never really dread going in to toil unless it's a training day but even those only last a few hours then we go home.
>>201933288
>now that i think about itstand back everyone, he's gonna blow
>>201933300sandwiches are a lunch are you eating lunch at 10am
Moving into student halls today, lads
>>201933308i'd wager it's also because the schizos haven't woken up yet and started spamming their drivel, they're all tuckered out from the last night's blogging
>>201933317looks so estrogenic
>>201933279I don't understand that at all.From a landlord's viewpoint, somebody who get money from the state is a perfect rentier.This person has enough money and it comes just in time. Because the gouverment is better organized than most of the normal people.
always thought nurse ratched was played by a young kathy bates
>>201933328>3 weeks later>"Should I drop out /brit/?"
>>201933317why become a tranny when you can just get a big sexy pregnant belly from drink
>>201933300MEANT BREAD NOT BED>>201933326but if t were egg on toast with cress sprinkled on top you'd be all for itmad that ennitFOOD for thought! haha
NEED a fat gf
>>201933336beertoil does that to you
>>201933332nah im up early tis morning
>>201933328you'll be reet lad, best time of your lifejust make sure you put yourself out there. All you have to do is be present, be seen. DO NOT stay couped up in the boxroom; that is the only surefire way to fail (to make friends, shag and be normal)
two years since the queen died
>>201933366hope she's comfy x
>>201933358and who are you supposed to be?
lets get some pussy tonight~
yanks be likeschizo free knee ah
>>20193338413 yesr old me went fucking ballistic at this
perma banned from the best club in london for being a drunk pervfuck sake
>>201933384was thinking about filthy frank the other day after myself and another lad at toil were discussing the new gen of zoomer tiktok memes and reflecting on how we were no different 10-15 years ago
went through all of uni entirely by myself because im autistic and feel no need to socialise. had a couple people approach me in the early days that i never reciprocated with. wonder my life would be if i wasn't a spacker
>>201933384piss off diego
Had a dream that I had sex with Cadey Mercury last nightSo fucking horny
>>201933414blog on you insufferably boring bastard
>>201933408were you yeah
>>201933444...yh
scooter laden with a full english speeding its way to my address as we speak
>>201933400I've never perved on anyone there but they always turn me away at the door cause of their stupid virginity sniffer hound
>>201933414ktimhave a couple of 'friends' from uni (never incredibly close) but i mostly went to uni to study
>>201933414KTIMfirst lecture I attended a couple of lads sat next to me and were chatting away and asking me questions and I was just a complete autist. they arranged to go to the pub together and I declined the invited and went home to play runescape
>>201933459lol she do be a bit like that tho haha
>>201933459im an autistic vf but ive never been turned away because i have that incel aura when tipsy
>>201933456reckon Mobeen has crazy frog blaring through his airpods as he's whisking his way across town
>>201933408Made me thinking about that ancient Babylonian who made a "The West had Fallen" post thousands of years ago about how children don't respect their parents and how everyone wants to write a book. The most humbling thing about history is that no matter how far back we go or how far forward we progress people will mostly be the same.
thats me had to buy a pair of glasses for the first time at 30 lads my eyesight is fucked I am no longer a young man and I am now a speccy bastard
>>201933471lmao state of you
>>201933490pro tip: buy some thick lensed fashionable ones and not the thin framed chud ones
>>201933490you go for the chud frames or what?
>>201933488people never change really do they, most of the time anything happening is caused by a handful of influential people tugging on the puppet strings
mole in the middle of my back started bleeding overnight and i have blood on the sheets
>MORRISONS CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES (230g) (the hard kind you keep in a cupboard): A REVIEWnot as good as maryland 2bh. not as hard but not in a good way. too crumbly, not enough bite, not enough structure. tastewise? eeeehhhh, they're alri. can't really mess the taste up too much. maybe they're a bit... idk... dusty? a bit dusty tasting. either way, my final score? on a scale of 1 to maryland? 7. but, in terms of general pengscran, maybe a 5. marylands being a 7.5 on that scale. 10 on pengscran scale would be like a doner n chips or a mars bar ice cream. anyway, mind how you go.
>>201933506>>201933509went for the cheap £15 specsavers brand living out my chud life now
>>201933496just fuck off diego nobody likes you
not sure where dad has gonegot moody with him earlier and not seen him since, shall be making a cup of tea forthwith as a peace offering
one day when zoomer hitler is up for election reddit will be like trump wasn't as bad
https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/Ew3WUpPw2nAhttps://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/Ew3WUpPw2nAhttps://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/Ew3WUpPw2nA
>>201933526oh dear
>>201933524any kind of hard cookie is crap in my opinion, with the notable exception of oat cookies the only good ones are the fresh kind in paper packets
>>201933506As a glasses wearer, I can tell you that you'll still look chuddy regardless. A handsome face makes any pair of glasses look good while a chud face makes any pair look bad.
>>201933526bro...
latest Roarke poste: mixed-race children and children of African or south-asian background develop quicker, but finish developing sooner, than Northern European children.therefore throughout school and even up to GCSE levels BAME children outperform whites, but by the time they reach 30 years of age, the whites gain a foothold in their career.when BAME do better at whites at school it's attributed to their hard work ethic. when whites do better at work it's down to systemic discrimination.
grow up lads only women and children eat sugary treats
>>201933557good postbut still can get non ugly glasses
my S&S ISA has plummeted this week from 22k to 19k. wtf is going on
Always think about going to the pub by myself to try and meet people, but the only one I like is a little far away and after all that effort I would look alone anyway. C'est la vie.
>>201933552ye i agree that the soft ones are better. but less bang fer yer buck and if you aren't eating them the first day or two after you get them then you're in the mud. these were 60p per pack, good for a cheeky bit here and there for weeks. different thing ent they. take care.
emma
some absolute freak at work who everyone hates because he's shit at his job but also talks down to everyone in a condescending manner
>>201933610i find it very hard to make conversations with randoms in pubsfind it much easier in bars and clubs
>>201933614take care mate
>>201933608im down 10 percentage points its over
yearn for this
just the thirty paralympic medals
>>201933669need it covered with new builds and towerblocks
>>201933636I can talk to random people if I'm already out with someone. At least there's no awkwardness then.
>>201933669>halifaxthe most typical northern town you'll ever come across in your life.post-industrial, now a sleepy, grimy town
Siri create an AI image of an indignant Warwick Davis being forced into a tumble dryer.
7 days since i last watched porn
Top or bottom pleasure with SILICONE PUSSYShine or shade your energy with WANING ROSEAssert or question your identity with LEO GARBOCelebrate or contemplate diversity with MANDHLA.Embrace or challenge norms with PARY XXWhip or cuddle love with DORNIKADescend or boost into euphoria with RANGELOVA
>>201933708
>>201933708How very Australian of you
>>201933675don't see the point after 3
>>201933669need every ground floor on that street ripped out and replaced with Turkish Barbers (multiple), a nail bar, VPZ vape shop, phone repair, and a dessert bar (that opens at 11PM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGmV17j1-38trooncore as hell
>>201933669they should make little bridges for those wild old people mucking about
need my own personal attack submarine pronto
>Thought Britain being 2nd in the Paralympics medal table was some huge achivement>Britain's actually finished 2nd (behind China) in every Paralympics of the 21st century with the exception of London 2012 (ironically) where they got 3rdWHY is Britain so good at the Paralympics?
New schizo dropped
>>201933766doping
>me: i'm from suffolk>them: oh nice one, you near brighton?but that's just what i expect from zoomers these days.
>>201933766we have a big pool of spastics
>>201933773lol this is me
>>201933766we have a very PC political class who spend loads of tax money on disabled sport.
>>201933766island full of retards
>>201933784someone get this lad a job commentating on the swimming
i love it
>>201933773>newit’s just heathermong as usual
>>201933766just well-fundedone of the few things to actually be proud of britain about
>>201933817not heathermong
wonder if there was paralympic breakdancing?
>one of the few things to actually be proud of britain about
love being hungover when i have 0 plans or responsibilities for the day
>>201932274>>201932274>>201932274is this the new
slipped a disc whilst squatting on Tuesday and haven't been able to do any exercise all week. feel miserable.
>>201933898might as well recycle
>>201933898ye
>>201933906bklog on
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