the poo as it wereare you threatened by his blackness subedition
this is my personal thread
Heard some of you lot have some webm's to showcase?
welcome to my thread
might start forcing myself to exercise before work rather than after.apparently exercising 2-3 hours before bed causes you not to be able to sleep and that seems to be the thing fucking up my sleep schedule
>>201933919
morning lads
>>201932274makes me hark back to ye olde england
>>201933956bro voibing
>>201933675not fair on the actual disabled people when someone who just has a bum hand but normal rest of the body can compete with them
>>201933975>bum handreckon it can poo and fart?
i need sexxxxxxxxxxx
>>201933962
>>201934013
>>201934022bit rum that
>>201934024technology like this is not economically viable in diverse cities
>>201933919ottertoil
Why is keir so big, wrinkly and red Looks some kind of fruit Hard to look at as world leaders go
>>201934111that's not keir starmer mate
getting eaten alive by fleas as we speak
queer statement
Might get a few cans in later
>>201934111wasnt a bad looking lad as far as chinaman go
>>201934167get some rope in and hang yourself
zestista
*gets a dangling brace caught in t' mangle and comes out looking like a roll of linoleum*
>>201934200
>>201934024Looks like that thing from the black mirror episod
>>201934200based post
>>201934201living his zest life
>>201934201boobautista
And just like that, summer is over. Autumnbros we can't stop winning!
>>201934200That's a little bit harsh man.
>>201934201AIDStista
>>201934228
Take me to the clouds above
>>201934268get off my cloud
this is now a historical infographic thread
the coppage
>>201934341rich tranny shoes
>>201934340lovely imagesadly woke AI will kill these works of human talent off
another weekend alone
lol x
pure soul
being gay is learnt
mumberg just announced that its a takeaway for dinner
>>201934449and you've got a fucking phd in it
>>201934470
>>201934470that's Dr Gay to you
>>201934470sat his arse down
>>201934470put that cunt in a coma
>ANOTHER yellow warning for rain today and tomorrowit grim
mad how the best private school in the world only costs 40k per year, how can it be so cheap to buy the best education for your children? feels like it should be much more
>>201934532good bait this
good morning to the gamers
catberg continuing with meowtoil she's got a lot to say today
>>201934550whats bait about it? think how much the best accomodation costs, the best holidays, 40k a year to guarantee the best education possible is literally nothing
Just entered the thread so I won't get any of the references
>>201934452
trimming the nose hairs as I might have sex tonight
>>201934584those are some funky looking brazilians
>>201934610expecting a willy up there are we?
gf keeps licking my ear haha
>>201934559got her meow on
>>201934559cute post
>>201934640elbow her in the jaw
>>201934409lolthis is me
>>201934625up my nose?
>>201934663useless
Sir Nose Shagger
the muezzin was a standin on the radiator grillsharif he don't like it rockin the casbah rock the casbah
Sir Beer Chugger and Sir Spear Chucker
i swear autism is contagious, was fine until i started living with spackers
>>201934717rasheed don't like itrorke the casbah
>>201934718scrooming
>>201933200I wasn't sacked, I got a new job and left but I don't like it.>>201933251Yeah I left on good terms.
>>201934727screamingcan feel a gimmique in its primordial stages here
>>201934718made me giggle
>>201934742ok
>>201934720wipe down all the door handles lad
alright /brit/ get into groups of two
>>201934774*left stranded by my onesies*fuck sake it's school all over again
>>201934774lines up next to the brit twink
was always last to be picked in rounders
>>201933191>How much times has been in between?Nearly 1 year.>>201933211I'm doing ok in my new job, I just dislike the environment. It's not how the job was advertised.
>>201934774*everyone just stands by themselves, too shy to pair up*
Can anyone recommend a good wine to go with poo
>>201934774Miss, I don't have a partner
>>201934774me in the corner by myselfas usual
>>201934785>>201934822pair upnow
>>201934809enjoy a nice sauvignon wank with my poo personally
>>201934818PUT BOTH HANDS UP MOTHERFUCKER
>dark alreadyturn on the weather machine
>>201934809so poo has strong earthy tones and a mushy texture therefore to offplay that we want a wine that is airy and transparentso i suggest a whitenow we dont want a white that's too nutty nor one that is too sour because we getting those base notes from the poo so i propose a chardennay from the chablis region with a relatively low acidity to work with the low acidity of the shite
>>201934818>>201934841roaring
Good morning team
so, what are we all up to today?i think it's a video game sort of day
>>201934774>someone gets left with me>speaks about it to everyone else like I'm not there>"fucks sake I'm with anon"
>>201934822*blushes**looks you up and down, a fellow ugly fattie*alri... do you like... video games? I like the legend of zelda.
>>201934865NEED it up my arsehole
>>201934862was going to fix my car but i've got to wait for parts so that's that out the windowshall either be helping dad build his firewood store or playing rimworld
>>201934899bradders got some shit on him
Me ne frego!
>rimworldgay much?
>>201934926look like >>201934897 got to him
>>201934862been out to stock up on food so I don't have to leave the house again for a few days. just pondering my next move. might resurrect the roman empire in ck3
>>201934862clean me room
never buying a phone without a headphone jack againwhat a stupid mistakebut only chinkphones still have headphone jacks nowadays
>>201934873i'm not fat*walks away*
Reading about the Chinese civil war. Absolutely mental stuff
heating is on for the first time after summer
>>201934946get a motorola
>>201934946just buy an aux to usb-c adaptor
>>201934943
Great site to stream movies lads https://hydrahd.com/
might have a little bit of chocolate..
>>201934986VIRUS VIRUS DO NOT CLICK
>>201934986
>>201934985>"I want a poo bap"
>>201934979i did, but it keeps cutting out plus it's a bit of a faff
>>201934986john mcaffee's ghost just came rip roaring through the letterbox to bollock me into not clicking this
>>201934986Clicked on this and my computer started talking arabic
dont like the woke liberal agenda in mad men
>>201934986Just felt a spectral entity enter my house
willy fills with blood when looking at peng women
called dadberger a woke crybaby
woke mob once again doing me over by buying all of the nice sausages at co op had to have shite richmonds instead, take the piss
>>201934986ghost of john mcafee rattling chains at this post
i clicked it and it's fine, just added it to my streaming bookmark folder
just flipped a house for -10k profit
black coffee's not enough for mei need a better friend
poo
>>201932274This image makes me feel "less than"
rate the lunch order
>>201935075bought some costa rican coffee from the lidl and it's shite, going back to their gold when i get through this one
get the sodding choons on lads
>coke zero>a mcflurry AND a donut
I like my coffee like I like my men. Black, and on the coffee table pumped full of my cream
americans be looking in the meer
>>201935101you feeding the five thousand ya fat cunt?
I’m stavring
>>201935101nice scran (although removing the pickles is bitch made) but is just a rip off ent itgot a couple of those delivery deals they had on over the summer but no chance i'm paying the "normal" price
open the fucking pubs
was gonna get off the fags but how do people smoke these vapes they taste and smell so chemically and now my smelly bedroom is smelly from some weird sickly chemical smell not the normal cum and farts. going for a ciggie to get the taste out of my mouth
>>201935101its alright you got a diet coke
after watching a video on how to change my car's headlamp bulbs I feel a bit more confident in trying it. The video had a link to some Philips bulbs on Amazon and the page says they are "Universal Fit" type. Are all car headlamp bulbs the same? Do I have to worry about buying the wrong type of bulb / wattage or should they all fit and work?
I'm about 9 stone wet through and my minimum maccas order is 2 double quarter pounder large meals
>>201935120mornin' spaino
>>201935159they are definitely not all the same but you can find out which one you need by googling your car or looking in the drivers handbook
>>201935160fucking hell mate you must be a manlet too
>>201935180...yh
>>201935160>posting weight without height
>>201934995>>201935000>>201935021>>201935024Nothing wrong with the link, fuck me for trying to share with you retards
>>201935101do you pay more than the price in the restaurant on these apps? seems steep for a burger, fries and drink
remember when you would spend your saturdays going over to your mates house and asking if he was in?now your sitting there staring blankly at your screen waiting for toil to resume on monday hahaha grim
>>20193519554 cm
>>201935198forgive me for not clicking every link that gets posed on brit
presented without comment
Wahhhhhh grealish and rice wahhhh lee carsley wahhhhhhhhh
I'm 5.85 feet tall, and my penis is 6.39 inches
>>201935198>shareadvertise
>>201935214same but i'm 5'7 and penis is 6.48
>>201935209bet half the chuds here look like that
>>201935214scarily close to me this
ding a dong every hour
>>201935160lets see your arsehole
>>201935149to get off the fags you just stop smoking them mate. you just take the few days of aggro. it's really not that hard
>>201935214im 6'05 and the dick is legit 7.6", posted pics a few time over the years
>>201935249insane how good this AI is
>>201935209how has he reached end game alcoholism at 28? I thought it was decades of abuse that fucked you up
>>201935249>Romans killed Jesus JEW PROPAGANDA ALERT JEW PROPAGANDA ALERT JEW PROPAGANDA ALERT
>>201935249piss off
>>201935267Litre a day probably
Take your hands from off your genitalsEat those greens and grow up strongDon't piss yourself it's very naughtyStephen, Stephen don't you shineDon't speak now we are talkingNot a word less you disgraceThere's people listeningDon't embarrass usAnd never let us catch you masturbate
>>201935249does this work for porn?, asking for a m8
ding dong diggly dime drawer
>>201935278That's nothing tho
>>201935249will it make a mohammad?
>>201935209>>201935267i'm 28 now, 2 years sober off a suicidal alcoholic era 2018-2022 and was getting like this by the end. had a liver that the doctors said looked worse than most 60 year old alcoholics and couldn't sleep more than an hour as i'd wake up needing drink. would spend the day being sick until i eventually had drank enough vodka to feel well again
>>201935297A litre of spirits every day is not nothing. I don’t care how much of a hard man you are
>>201935278how is that even possible?, even at my worst i could only stomach half a litre a day for a few months and felt like i was literally dying
*slaps knee* right then time to seize the day
>>201935287think so, some lad posted some weird webm of emma watson getting touched up by some darkie
can't believe they're remaking day of the jackal with fucking eddie redmayne
>>201935317ktim before sitting in the same chair for 11 hours
>>201935312>and couldn't sleep more than an hour as i'd wake up needing drink.holy grimglad youre sober now lad
>>201935312honestly glad you're doing better now mate
>>201935315Oh yeah lol.
>>201935317a clue gained
who set boring alchy mong off
oh homer of course you'll have a bad impression of new york if you only focus on the pimps and chuds
>>201935287Doesn’t work for porn
>>201935340>>201935345thank x
The 'ber 'ts order
>>201935318nice, gonna give it a gander
Ireland 0 England 5Grealish and rice with the goals for England.
got the cricket on
been away for a few weeks last I remember was heathermong nonstop spamming, is he still doing that?
>>201935379why are you voluntarily buying stella
i am desperately lonely
for any boys that want to watch the cricket for freehttps://watch.cricstream.me/test-odi/england-vs-sri-lanka-stream
>>201935379fucking 3.50 for a 500ml bottle of cider
>Ooooooh no i literally cannot stop drinking canned alchoholic beverages im going crazy, im on the edge!Bore off ffs
>>201935423legend>>201935379not enough to last the day lad you a mad one for this
>>201935423more of a sky sports man myself
>>201935429Clam down Mohammed
>>201935316Mate of mines dad used to do a litre a day. In the last few years of his life he was so fucked he had to go to physiotherapist to learn how to walk again because he fucked his whole nervous system
>>201935274
>>201935403what's wrong with stella?
Does anyone care about the football later? It's actually quite low key here surprisingly
>>201935379not a receipt so might as well be saying you're buying a ferrari
>>201935400Yeah he’s been here most days spamming his BBC fetish and Irish diaspora stuff
How often do you lot wash your bed sheets?, going on 3 or so weeks now and its getting abit much
>>201935467non-tournament international football is a non-event
>>201935454whats right with it
wonder if anything bruh-worthy will happen today
>>201935467football isn't on for a couple of weeks mate
perfume ponce
Porn is fascist and based.
>>201935493was funny when he got banned yesterday and you saw all the irish diaspora and cuckAI posts get deleted at the same timecurious
>>201935496once a week
I really hate myself
>>201935496every two weekstypically on a tuesday wednesday or thursday depending on when/if liverpool are playing and what otherwise i'm doing
>>201935447fuck me thats grim
>>201935496once a month for all my bedding.two pillows = four sides.one side a week.
>>201935496Maybe 3 or 4 times a year
>>201935467Hope ububu and waziba score personally
>>201935500cold and fizzy and boozyi normally buy heineken but stella would be a second choice
Lads lads, I literally CANNOT stop drinking lmao
>>201935527For what side? LMAO
>>201935536spaedo
hoovering the bedroom ain't i
>>201935562That's a smart choice mate you're going to go far in life
Remember that image of a naked Vietnamese woman running away from the US marines
burgers are the original goy slop
lol
>>201935573That was a child. Nonce.
>>201935580false that's grains
>>201935581never understood why these fenian bastards are so popular. Their music is overrrated
>>201935594Right. So you’re saying that you wank to pictures of naked children?Sure this will go down well in court for you
>>201935586???So why were the Americans trying to rape her then?
FTSE All-World High Dividend Yield UCITS ETF - (USD) Distributing (VHYL)simple as lads
don't understand people who drink shit like frosty jacks
>>201935512Has happened a few times now. I really wonder when he ever leaves
>>201935633you are mentally ill
>>201935594Omdz
do you think spaino, mousey, and the netherlands/belgium cuckposters are owned by Russia?
>>201935588grains are bad because they just are!
>>201935688least schizo yank
>>201935642It's cheap and gets you hammered. Don't have to be a Mensa member really to work that one out
>>201935688>Russian money: bad>Israeli jew money: good Yank logic
sexy bums farting
>>201935684name?
>>201934167
half the stuff on youtube is basically porn. youtube should be an 18+ site for the sake of our children
who here listens to Joanna Newsom?
We love our sheep, don't we folks
>>201935743evann haley
It’s 3:48 amI just woke up. Should i start drinking now until I pass out again lol
>>201935772Yeah lad get on the bevvies wahay
>>201935756love watching them roam freehate watching them be eaten
>>201935772you are mentally ill
>>201935780Okay It’s the only way to cure my depression
>>201935772Couple of beers can't see the harm
>>201935756why do euros hate sheep so much? see this is why we're not like them
>>201935756Since Rasheed and his tribe came, we can't rear pigs anymore, can only rear ship
>>201935784bizarre
>>201935807Euros are gay
>>201935588burgers are symbolic goy slopbourgeois comes from german city of burger as the class of soy bug men who cant grow or huntfast forward hundreds of years the burger is the manufactured meat slop for their ancestors
most yanks have never eaten lamb
leftypol banning sleep so britain stays woke
>>201935797See >>201935805
Lab grown beef
>Remember that image of a naked Vietnamese woman running away from the US marines
>german city of burger
>>201935806I’m drinking vodka and mountain dew
if there's one thing i love it's AI slop being spammed on /brit/
cody on a madone after 6er of bud light
>>201935880state of it
>>201935880It's the future. Better get used to it
>>201935856bruh
>>201935880I don’t really like it to be honest. Don’t see the point
woke up at 1am and about to go to bed.
>>201935859educate yourself retard
any pregablin man in?, shit slaps
Eating burgerstein
>>201935962what will you call it
>>201935962No, seems like the heron foods of drugs
ate half a block of cheese for lunch
(8) meet at the beach it's me and my bikini the one i always wear (8) >>201935933gvrim af
Just do normal drugs like weed or heroin. Don’t know what wrong with these freaks getting high on progesterone or whatever it is
on the chest of a barmaid from salewas tattooed the price of the aleand on her behindfor the sake of the blindwas the same information in braille
>>201935983>heron foodsdont knock it lad, 200-300mg and your buzzed the entire day, like being drunk but not having to worry about hangovers, only problem is it can be hard to walk sometimes
>>201936029heroin isn't a normal drug
sucking a weed
>>201936054I know a couple guys who are functioning heroine users though ever
stroking my new plant
oi oi
>>201936122need her sitting like that on my pelvis
get the boats stopped leftypol
The UK is so depressing and grim. I look out of my window and the whole area is just ugly and decaying. I forgot how shit it becomes when there’s no sun.
the futures bright, the futures Orange
>>201936175Get ready for 8 months of grey rain and suicidal thoughts corrrrr
>>201936172ye rorke's cruise ship
get the shitting new made NOW
NEW >>201936202
Can you smell what the Rorke is cooking
