a flower?
all i wanna do is do it
Going to start dressing smarter. I’m 30 now. Time to put things into perspective. I can’t wear trainers and trackie bottoms anymore. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. Smarten myself up. Clean shaven. Always. If I respect myself, others will respect me. That comes through how you present yourself initially. Time to get a move on
>>201940352do it then
Been posting here for over 5 years now and not once have any of you lot ever given me a nicknameFeeling VERY hurt right now
>mother won’t give me money to go to my mates 25th birthday
>>201940361imagining a 30 year old wearing a propeller hat typing this
*empties the prisons of violent offenders*how about them apples
they call me the yankee doodle dandy
>>201940355Check eBay for vintage designer jackets like Dior at a huge discount
https://youtu.be/XDje1ylXRbY
>>201940394This is what the slagposters look like to me
i rotate between missionary, cowgirl, and doggy with my gf. what other positions can i add to shake things up?
>>201940426
>Pondering buying a smoking jacket for just lounging about the house, i dont smoke but think they look cool
sucking my little toes one by one
In Farmfoods. It's shit but you can get a huge bag of frozen chicken thighs for like £3
>>201940378I have FOUR nicknames haha
>>201940429put your arse in her arse
Got a film about a serial killer on
why are boneless chicken thighs so expensive. they're like the same price as breast.
>>201940429spooning is nice
>>201940429I like the lotus position. She sits in your lap and you get inside her and then you do lots of eye contact and talking and eventually one of you is going to start moving a little...
>>201940457No you don’t Emmett v2
DICK Cheney indeed.
>>201940484LOL make that 5
Sweet lord, i thought all american escorts were crackheads?
lemme hear you sayhotel motel holiday innhis coconut gun can fire in spurts
>>201940478pretty much the same as breast isn't it? similar cut similar amount of meat.
forever bummed, i want to be forever bummed
>>201940429Prone-bone makes me feel very manly
>>201940528No, a richer populace is a better looking and healthier populace. Ozempic is the game changer. No more addictions or bad habits. And being richer than us and not having to rely on RNHS rationing, they can get it by the bucketload to stay slim and good looking.
>>201940478Harder to debone and skin than a breast Less meat by weight per chicken
does it make you feel like a big man using your penis in that way?
we were cool on craze
>>201940429Tie her up, choke her and piss on her.
>>201940581we do this too. actually probably more than doggy. it starts off as doggy then she caves in and lies on her stomach
>>201940581If everyone who attends the oasis reunion tours was round up and shot the UK Goyslop market would crumble overnight
>>201940552Thigh is much more forgiving and an all round tastier cut. Much more suited to curries and casseroles and braising.
>>201940535>>201940606>>201940614mad how you lot don't even make real posts you just meander about while talking to yourselves for the entire thread
>>201940623???
>>201940533hookers don't go walking suburban culdesacs
i'm looking at /brit/ from the night of the oasis concert, and it's grim
>>201940429play with her cock?let her diddle your hole?
>>201940429Reverse cowgirl
My mum is a genuine 10/10 and it's a very odd experience. Whenever we go out, everyone (even the women) are looking at her. My Dad learned how to fight simply through blokes approaching her. Drives him up the wall it does.
wish i could debone thighs faster. feels like it should be a 10 min job for one of these 1kg packets but it always ends up taking me longer
>>201940623TRVKE
>>201940623i couldnt get tickets
America is fucking wild https://youtu.be/vMWHJDr8fxE?si=1IPmsrksWbQRwWRh&t=54
>>201940648thanks for the appreciation
>>201940658>Reverse cowgirlwhat's so good about it? i always feel awkward when im not facing the woman
>>201940552nobreast is lean white meanthigh is fatty dark meat
>>201940674Is your knife sharp?It is a laborious process, but having a very sharp knife makes a huge difference
>>201940666ever SHAG her up the ARSE
i miss when lachie would drop by to update us on his latest escort escapades, haven't seen him around lately, hope he didn't finally do himself in
do you think if you forced a straight man to wank to gay porn every day for a long enough time he would become gay
>>201940581this, bonus points for gripping her arms behind her back
>>201940666And how did you turn out?
>>201940666Pics x
>>201940666No she isn’t
might do datura, my regular life is so nightmarish it would probably be heavenly in comparison
I'm genuinely attracted to men, but I plan to stay in the closet. Prefer women, not a full on bender btw.
>>201940481sounds gay lad
>>201940710Penis angle is different so you hit different spotsGet to see her bum and hips swiveling while she grinds on you Personally not a huge fan but you asked for other positionsYou've got the best one sorted already and the others are mostly gimmicks Unironically check out the Kama Sutra
So utterly sweaty and greasy that I'm developing spots ALL OVER my face
>McDonald's 3 for £3 deal has finishedNo more maccies I guess. Not paying £7 for a shitty burger meal
just popped a cd on the pc, forgot how good they sound
>>201940666Alright Satan don't blaspheme about the Virgin Mary please x
>>201940699Mad how life in America is just a big race to get away from KFC people. Like, yeah, you could live for pennies somewhere cheap and eating from the dollar menu, but everyone around you will be a basketball American.
Lads. How do I get started with investing in individual stocks?I've been investing in funds for about two years now, and I've expanded my knowledge a bit. I'm thinking of picking shares in individual companies to develop a portfolio the way I wantReckon that's a good idea?
>>201940737I look like her, but her looks just don't work on a male face. I look like a twink, but am not gay you see.
>>2019407823 for £3 should be permanent
>>201940666Yeah im gonna need a pic, please and thank you
>>201940627>>201940713I meant its a similar amount of meat on the breasts of a chicken as the thighs and also a similar process to cut off said meat.
>>201940817>I look like a twink, but am not gay you see.
>>201940785Are these white pypo travelling to the black bullarium to get saddled on their black bulls?
HOTEL MOTEL HOLIDAY INNWALNUTS PEANUTS COCONUT SHELLS
>>201940807Imagine if America had remained a country of British, Dutch and German Protestants. Paradise.
>>201940824You can remove the breast without a knife just by ripping it off the carcass The thigh bone requires a lot of fuckery to get it out nicely
>>201940817Twinks are in now though and girls like that
>>201940782Last week? They had a choose your burger and fries for £1.99 and I had a ton of McSpicys
>>201940807>KFC people>basketball Americanfucking soy cunt say it like you mean it
>>201940807you've never been to america
'ate the 'nalds 'der>medium vanilla milkshake>medium fries>double quarter pounder>9 chicken nuggies>double cheeseburger
>>201940860The stones roses knew when to get out, oasis just wouldn’t let it go and they still can’t to this day
>playing along with his gay incest cuck erotica fantasy LARP
>>201940856Should say I have had gfs (2) in the past.
Took this britanon idea and turned into reality. Are you buying this?
*clears throat**smirks*
my torrent downloads peak at only 5.7MB/s
getting sucked off by your dad
Paul Joseph Watson says Oasis are based so STFU!
ass is sweaty and smells like the spicy noodles i ate
>>201940884I have, a nog got shot outside my hotel
i retrived some mental health
leftypol watching female pov pornrorke watching sfm futa porn
>>201940782>>201940860Are these deals through the app or instore?
do black pipo wipe their butts, it's all brown anyways
>>201940884Black American women love me
Gfberg is forcing me to go to the gym with her today
>>201940964sure buddy
>>201940815Avoid individual stocks unless you're able to engage in insider trading. The stock market will ALWAYS react faster than you, really you'll just be chasing people's coat tails. Stick with mutual funds and only invest in individuals stocks if you're 100% certain they'll do well.
>>201940981spainlad watching child porn
>>201940981imaginihg one of your ancestors dying in some english battlefield centuries ago having death hallucinations and he sees a vision of this post
>>201940984App for me, just create a fuck ton of fake email addresses and different app profiles, switch between them (although I think they are now cracking down on that)
>>201940981>>201941029Who's watching normal porn or hentai then?
>>2019409843 for 3 quid was both for the last couple months. never heard if this burger and fries for £1.99
>>201941029kek
>>201940951also now based: young women posting tiktoks miming lyrics to EDMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA7OFes84kE
>>201941010ever shag her up the arse?
>>201941026wanking off my own father and collecting the residue for study, so that I finally have an answer for the question ‘what are you made of?’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIYL-PQa010
>>201941065Yeah many times but not in years not really a big fan now that the novelty has worn off
>>201941049It's usually a Monday thing, and it's usually the burger they have on offer that week, or 6 chicken nuggets or something. Last week it was any burger from a selection that included the McCripy and the McSpicy, and those are usually really expensive
>>201940884I have a few times and hes not half wrong, i have family in the Jacksonville area and they never venture into the actual city due to the "demographics"
proper gay boring mong hours these
Can't take it anymore
>>201941118What would you like to see posted?
>>201941013It did happen, it was on the news. When I went out of the hotel there was an ambulance taking some cunt away lmao
How I grow my capital
>>201940763sounds like a terrible idea and idiotic reasoning
Pet Soundsbanger of an album
>>201941137
spending the weekend in goblin mode
>>201941166controversial
big fan
>>201941082
any Galaxy S man in
>>201941182ktimhad two shemale porn wanks when hungover and now thinking of starting on the booze again lol
>>201941166demonic album
>>201940763good grief don't, it's very toxic an and toiled with a guy who saw a friend jump off a craned high on the stuffit's deadly
>>201941166angelic album
>>201941179>I am very intelligentHe didn't need to say that. Actions speak louder than words. Next time I see this comic I expect him to demonstrate his intelligence instead of simply stating that he is intelligent
bitches call me the gangrenous penous
Started rewatching breaking bad after 10 years since watching it and it’s fucking shite. Wtf made me think it was good?
>>201941234and saw a friend jump off a crane*
fast and bulbous
You're smoking a faggot as we speak
>>201941229are bradders after he's gobbled up all the Chasers and their little Chaselets (chaser children)
pepperoni pizzaaaaaaaaand chicken vindalooooooo
how do you 'do' datura?
LOOSE NUTIN MY HEAD
>>201941166Top five of all time for me
>>201941318You wanna hurt me? Go right ahead if it makes you feel any better. I'm an easy target. Yeah, you're right, I talk too much. I also listen too much. I could be a cold-hearted cynic like you... but I don't like to hurt people's feelings. Well, you think what you want about me; I'm not changing. I like... I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get.
>>201941327Bang it up the arris
>>201941263It's an entirely midwit show, what someone of an intelligence of 110 thinks is great television.
>>201941318I'm a big fat bastidcause i love my fuckin' food
>>201941327you buy it a drink first
>>201941366my iq is 100 and its greatbut i haven't rewatched
did someone say good television.
>>201941327infusion, inhaling, ingestionall fucked, stay away from it
>>201941194They know what’s up
>>201940338you gotta hawk pooah and shit on that thing
>>201941405Based
this is my world today
force-feeding people drugs must be some form of torture, right?
>>201941458me when the femboy finds my foreskin
did the fat faggot ai generate an image
neighbour's got a prozzie over
Made a new instagram account and have zero followers. How do I fix this?
I probably vape to much, guess you could call me, a serial vapist
>>201941506going to invite your mum in for tea when she's finished?
>>201941509Post your skibiddi gyatt
just sucked a red bull
>>201941527Please, boss, don’t put that thing over my face, don’t put me in the dark. I’s afraid of the dark
If my calculations are correct, Earth is currently 68.6% of the way through the astronomical year of 2024.
looking through old photos
Observing simps on /tv/ like they're apes in the jungles of Africa
>>201941492fucking state of it
Can't understand people who drop you a text and then take like 2 hours to respond. You're not that busy, dickhead, and you're the one reaching out to me. Take the piss.
skipping to work like a FAGGOT
"Stop frogposting" isn't one of them so calm your incel fury
>If my calculations are correct
>>201941585real???
>>201941607i believe so
>>201941492https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD92J4W9n04
What's THE ball-kicking game I should be watching RIGHT NOW???
>>201941624Very cool looking amps those
>>201941624are you in a rock and roll band?
>>201941624boris?
>>201941674yh
>international break what a joke
might post some boring inane inconsequential part of my life no one really gives a shite about later
>>201941691we love our wata, dont we folks.
>>201941710i like the welding
just ate loads of salami cause it had to be used today
>>201941583I don't look like that though
ahhh bisto
>>201941710Can you post a picture of your toilet roll
>BREAKING: GIANT CAT SPOTTED IN ISTANBUL
moist portfolio
>I don't look like that though
from when i saw boris
>>201941755maybe x
>>201941773holy shit!!!
>>201941773Turk-can you believe it!
given the option, i'd die foolishly human instead of becoming a vampirei'm just that stupidly hung up on principles
>>201941800imagine that was the shaft of a dark wood jungle bbc her hand was around instead corr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9lpLm7jwQYyou all need to take a good listen
>>201941844genuinely gave me a stiffy that lol
going pub soon. cant really be arsed being out for like 10 hours straight though, to be honest. lads are gonna start on the coke by about 6 and then I'll want to escape them by about 8.
>>201941869I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme.I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it when you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call.But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZQz83KULZMdoing a listen
>>201941800thats not boris thats a thai ladyboy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbgsyvuXfxU&list=LL&index=3
>>201941773i call istanbullshit
>>201941834Why I would become a vampire to see what it's like Just step in the sunlight and die if you don't like it
on one
>>201941834why's every french post got to be soaked to the bone with an air of pure wankery
Remember Prince of Zimbabwe on youtube?
>>201941773It's a constantinoplocalypse!
>>201941944wanking right now
>>201941959no i only remember prince of macedon.
>>201941876but most of allyeahmost of allI LIKE THE WAY YOU MOO
>bath bomb>doesnt blow up the tub
>>201941959YeahCan't find some of his good videos nowThe enoch powell EU speech one was great
Got the Fargo season 1 on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYtwz4q8uasis morrissey gay
>>201942028Fartgo lol
>>201942028He dies at the end
>>201941927just a stubborn cuntwish i was a vampire, eternal life, feeding on bloodbut i'm not, so i'm rooting for my team
What do you call a gay dinosaur a realsorearse.
>>201942028
big welsh cocks in tight english fannies
>>201942053ffs haha
i bought a new porsche ......keyringLOL
In the film they put him in the woodchipper at the end and much mirth is made about a man not being circumcised
>>201942126>big welsh cocksdoesn't exist>tight english fanniesdoesn't exist
>>201941959yh...
>>201942028fargo is a movie
>>201942079>eternal lifeVampires are undead
seen rorke in town earlier going around licking toilet seats at train stations
got the DOMS
>>201942076Yeah I’ve seen it before. Didn’t remember there being a n-word first episode
Did the frogposter spam his masturbatory fantasy
sniveling little poo
>>201942162cope
got season 2 of Goodfellas on
>>201942126This but the dick is Scottish in Welsh fanny
George Floyd bath bomb
>>201942176My local train station doesn't have a toilet seat because somebody stole it. They also stole the plastic cover on the front of the hand dryer.Not sure why
come here little poo, i won't hurt you
>>201942216Why does she look so unique
Why do we frog posters get so much abuse
do you have a nickname for bedmine's 'Fortress of Dreams'
george floyd pencil case
>>201942170they're fictionalalso go fuck yourself
I've been banned for Jeremy Clarkson's pub
acbr uhee dugr inuu oknn
I'm gonna say it
>>201942275screramwgnaign
i'm throwing you in the george floyd timeout room
>>201941773Haha look at him>>201941789Nor that
The Battle Frontier in Pokemon Emerald is LITERALLY impossible
>>201942273Gay Retard Rejuvenator
>>20194227511 inches and thick as a coke can
george floyd minibar
George Floyd s** a***
>>201942254her eyes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDMjvALspho
Just bought a new Dacia duster for 17kFantastic little car
The best way to avoid abuse from people who hate you is to let them know you have a degradation fetish
george floyd orthopaedic insoles
>>201942291What's the matter, Pierre? Migrant behead your boyfriend?
george floyd curtains
would like very much to have sex with a buxom lady
i like poo cuz it got that something that i need in my life so give it to me
my british citizenship application is denied againwhy don't they let a hamrless asian man in?
Frogposter sex arse
george floyd, uh, kosher salt
>>201942332Bitch looks like John frusciante
anyone else at that anti racism rally in Glasgow today?
>>201942362>tf>tp
>>201942345what year is your gypsy wagon?
did the gay retard make a post again
>>20194243024
>>201942345Alri James may
>>201942332Looks ugly here, too much makeup.
reckon i’m a bit of exhausted, hard to breathe and sometimes get pains in heartberg haha wahey
>>201942410Um no, she looks like Nell Tiger Free
A documentary on The Killing of Tim McLean, editing by George Floyd
Pepeposters need love too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG-WGRMvvNk
>>201942439Yeah let me link you to it >>201942439
>>201942488When did he stop being called pepeAlways used to be pepe back in 2016 (the last good year)
>>201942472FOSYEG
Away with this Popish idolatry!
>>201942507There's that other frog Apu so it just became frogposting
did the fat nigger fag-enabler shit his pants again
DONT make a new
regrets? i have a few
Mad how different the lives of Pink Floyd and Black Floyd were
The duck legs I made were fantastic, like something you'd get in a Parisian bistroAnd how was your lunch of potato waffles, beans and extra smeg?
coke blunt lucky strike for brekky
mad how sexless twats are the only ones who know who john frusciante is
>>201942570>duck legsEnjoy your botulism
did the anus poo again
Third worlders look effay because they're1. thin as hell2. always doing dangerous shit nonchalantly3. smoking incessantly4. all the above simultaneouslySimple as. Of course the underfed guy with mad cheekbones in rural Indonesia weaving through traffic on his 50cc scooter, chainsmoking kreteks, seconds away from being a LiveLeak video, would look cool as fuck. Compare that to his compatriot in some Western city with image and fashion-conscious people like Paris. No comparison
>>201942570>The duck legsconfits or not?i like duck (far better than chicken) but confit takes it to another level
Alri
>>201942616>>201942616>>201942616
NEW >>201942617
>>201942570What did you serve them with?
>>201942627>>201942627>>201942627
>>201942619what a dickhead
Corr 3 news! I'm spoilt for choice!
>>201942646>instantly sees black cock Mutts law
>>201942677that's not black hair mate
>>201941773Nanberg sharing this with the shocked face emoji
