wilfrid brambell edition
I drove my tractor through your haystack last night (ooh aah ooh aah)
Considering asking my landlord to increase my rent before he decides to increase it
>>201942616ELLO GRANDFATHER
>>201942653Good idea that
smoking
Havent seen poo smells lmao poster in ages Hope he's doing alright
>>201942635lovely stuff
i havent worn nappies in a minute
>>201942635a sprayer just drove past the kitchen window and I made accidental eye contact with the driver and we both looked at each other like pic rel
I tip my boss
In a quiet corner of a dense forest, a cunning weasel named Wally was known for his intelligence and agility. One day, while exploring near the edge of the forest, Wally stumbled upon a curious contraption: a mousetrap.>Intrigued, Wally examined the device closely. Its metal spring and wooden base were foreign to him. Though he had never seen such a thing before, he was keen to understand its purpose. He could see that the trap was baited with a piece of cheese, and he guessed it was designed to catch something.As he pondered the trap, a mischievous idea sparked in his mind. Wally decided to play a trick on the other forest animals, thinking he could use the mousetrap to his advantage. He carefully lifted the bait and set the trap, placing it in a spot where he knew the curious squirrel, Sammy, would come across it.>Sammy, always on the lookout for treats, soon spotted the cheese and darted towards it. Wally watched from behind a bush, barely containing his laughter. But as Sammy approached, the trap sprang shut, startling the squirrel but not harming him, as Wally had been careful to leave the trap slightly unset.Sammy, though frightened, quickly realized he had been pranked. He scampered back to Wally and demanded an explanation. With a sheepish grin, Wally admitted his trickery and offered Sammy an apology, explaining his curiosity about the trap.>Sammy, seeing that Wally meant no harm, forgave him. The two of them, along with other forest friends, gathered around the mousetrap. Wally and Sammy worked together to understand the device and found it useful for solving problems, like keeping unwanted pests away from their food supplies.In the end, Wally's prank turned into a lesson for the forest animals. They learned the importance of teamwork and the value of understanding the tools they encountered. Wally’s cleverness was appreciated, and the mousetrap, once a source of mischief, became a symbol of the animals’ newfound cooperation and curiosity.
Germany's economy is about to collapse
JUST WATCHED A VIDEO ON GEN Z IN 2018 VS GEN Z IN 2024 AND ITS TERRIFYINGGenuinely just.... AAAAAAAAA
Gave the landlord a tip for getting the boiler sorted
>>201942722Two more weeks.
>>201942668he's very clean
why is it always inshallah but never outshallah
>>201942739poignant
>>201942618>>201942638Didn't bother with the whole process of confit, just cooked them in a bath of it's own fat that I extracted from the excess skin yesterdayServed with some mashed potato and asparagus
>>201942730Yeah in 2018 those fucking autistic mongos were obsessing over sneed and amongus. Genuinely the unfunniest generation
>>201942722Why's that then
>>201942769No pan sauce?
The ai animation thread last night was corr1/3
Catberg snoozing on my lap I can see his little toof sticking out heheh cute
>>201942783Angela Merkel Sex arse market collapsed
>>201942795highly illegal webm
> Genuinely the unfunniest generation
>>201942794Nah cause I'm lazy
>>201942795What the fuck manJanny delete this
DPRK is better than South Korea for its workers.
>>201942797Ever, y'know... up his wotsit?
Sex bum sex bum, you’re my sex bum
>Yeah in 2018 those fucking autistic mongos were obsessing over sneed and amongus. Genuinely the unfunniest generation.
Hold up!It's the motherfuckin' concrete, suicidal nightshiftLoaded with a vice gripPoppin' all you copies who keep waterin' down shitThinking you can rap with that artificial outfitYour baggy pants and bottle of crack hitsFuck all of that shit, fuck all of you posers!Let go of the mic, kidStep into a world that you've never seenWhen I'm fienin' for a microphone, I'm a microphone fiend
Might spend £30 on assorted chinese food and spend the evening stuffing my gob and watching shite on youtube
>>2019427952/3
>>201942838How so
>>201942832Too bad
just bit the bullet and shaved my head not sure if it's over or if we're so backfeels like the former but in reality I suspect it's the beginning of the latter
>>201942863Dogshit
>>201942841Fun fact, he actually wrote this song about The Troubles
favourite Harry Potter house?
>G*WD FUCKIN' DAMN, THAT BBC IS F-U-C-K-I-N-G HUGGGEE!!!!! Come on, Tyrone, FUCK my TWP clitty with your PULSATING black ARYAN CONGOLESE NIGGER COCK! Fuck me with your TWITCHING YASHMALIAN BIG BLACK COCK! Fuck me, my sissy INCEL whore chud wife, and my heckin' incel faggot child doggo pupperino! Fill us with your AFRICAN AMERICAN ARYAN NIGGER SPERM! Please just remember to buy me a new video game next to you to the store, okay Tyrone? I at least want a video game for how hard my WH*TE bussy is gonna be stretched by your BIG BLACK COCK! Cum on!. FUCK ME! Let's post some BBC on 4chan too, get those stupid WH*TE chuddies mad! *starts sucking BBC faster than Eminem and Grandma and Snoop Dogg and Spongebob combined* GOD BLESS AMERICA AND LONG LIVE THE BBC! *takes a BBC up his ass and up his wife's ass and his dog's ass and projectile SHITS and FARTS thick ropes of glutinous nigger cum and CUM marginated WH*TEOID SHIT all over his prized American flag and gaming computer*
>>2019428783/3
going to the chinky chinaman supermarket, you lads want owt?
>>201942907I look like that and say that
Just need go fondle the breasts of a woman and I'll be happy
>>201942905The one on privet drive
>uh yeah, can I get one italian gf with extra cheese, thanks
>>201942889alri baldie
>>201942927noodle
>mongos
your mum eats crisps going round Tesco then scans the empty packets
never watched harry potterwas it made late enough there were no blacks or are they forced in?
>>201942795Rec me a decent Ai faceswap program that respects my privacy
I'm a nervous man
>>201942944ktim
a cu bhd reui egno ruk un n
>Yeah in 2018 those fucking autistic mongos were obsessing over sneed and amongus. Genuinely the unfunniest generation
>>201942967I do this but with toilet roll
lil zoomer posting his absurdist walter white/spongebob meme folder again
>renting in a really nice area>can only afford to buy a small house in an average areaI'm conflicted. Need to get out of the rental trap but I really like it here FUCK
>>201942927100 spring rolls
>>201942973Think there's one or two
>>201942888Next time my nigga, next timeYou seem to know a thing or two about a thing or two, any ideas for the wings and neck? Was going to do soup but open to ideas
>>201943022where's this 'nice area'? or just the general area you live.
>>201943022yeah?
get it on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTAxl2x3wMk
>>201942779That was 2020 you retarded senile millenimong.Take your place alongside the dinosaurs and shit yourself to death.
>>201943022Live your dream in Cromwell
>>201943056Nice part of the city I live in. Could never afford a home here they're like 400k
lil zoomer putting the finishing touches on his 7 hour documentary about ubisoft being bad or something
>>201942939
>>201943022ktimcan afford to rent a nice gaff alone but would need to share with people to start saving more for a deposit
>lil zoomer posting his absurdist walter white/spongebob meme folder ag-ACK!
>>201943089what city?
>>201942977mutually exclusive.
Beloved whale suspected of spying for Russia was shot to death
lil zoomer wanking to pagan homoerotic esotericism again
>>201943125Cheadle
> 63710 - SoyBooru.png
>lil zoomer putting the finishing touches on his 7 hour documentary about ubisoft being bad or something
>Diego is too old to be considered a millennial
>>201943147Shame about your mother
want to fry things with air to scran but my small convection oven needs cleaning and i can't be fucked
>>201943102yum
is £165k a good price for an apartment in a city?
lil zoomer worshipping some autistic german philosopher (he killed himself after seeing a horse get beat on the street)
>1723384071262522.jpg>413 KB JPG
>>201942984just be thankful durian doesnt grow in the uk. picrel is me after doing an incel walk in the jungle
>enterance
>>201943199Lmao
>>201943039Soup is a good idea IMO but you shouldn brown themDo you not have the carcass, too?If you have the liver kidney and giblets then saute those and deglaze with white wine before adding aromatics and water to make the soupPersonally I'd make a duck stock and reduce it to make a demiglace sauce Could freeze it into small cubes and use it for the next time you make duck as a base for an orange or other fruit sauce (apricot or blackberry for example) If you can't be bothered with that then a delicious soup is perfect for this time of year
lil zoomer bro being ironically gay again
gwan m&s to get some sweets and crisps and fizzy drinks then going to eat them all because ive got mental health and cant drink
You see a drunk girl slumped over at a bus stop, alone, in a quiet area, at 2am. What do you do?This happened to me last night. I'm male (which is probably relevant). She was sitting on the pavement with her handbag next to her, basically passed out. I woke her up and tried to find out where she was going; she angrily mumbled that she was fine and to leave her alone. She did not seem fine.I tried to explain that she was in a bit of a dangerous situation, but she was having none of it. Tried to call her an Uber, tried to find out where her friends had gone, tried to find out what bus she needed and where she needed to get to, but she rebuffed all of my attempts.Eventually I just walked away, but it's eating away at me. I'm still worried about her.Part of me thinks I should have refused to take "no" for an answer, stayed with her, and made sure that she got home safely. Another part of me thinks that if you're a man, and a young lady tells you to leave her alone, then you leave her the fuck alone!
forgot how bad weekend /brit/ is. genuinely no point in posting here.
2004-2007 was peak 4chan
>>201943257top comment on reddit is that you should propose to her
>>201943189learn to cook
>>201943257leave it on reddit dot com next time
laying wkth my absolutely cutey marootey catberg then she walks off and comes back and starts trying to bite my feet
>>201943263Thanks for your stimulating input
Tor browser wank session in 20 mins
>>201943257I once had a topless drunk slag knocking on my door at around 4am, it not right
ffs i just spotted a rat digging in my garden
might get on the bloody marys
digging holes in this incels garden he has no idea what im planning
>>201943336Kino
Only way for me to have a solid poo is if I take immodium the day before. What slows down the passage of poo through your guts lads? Is it fibre?
picking up some pipe tobacco and cigars from smoke-king
Might make cock in wine tonight
sister has her mates over and they've commandeered all of downstairs time to hide in my room for the next 6 hours
>>201943366i do normal healthy poosone or two logs, clean wipesomethign wrong with your innards mate
Going to incite some violence against Millenials today.
>>201943257Stop copypasting reddit posts into /brit/ mate. This is the 30th time this week.
>>201943125Slough
Heatherpedo needs to be euthanized
inciting violence against my nads they must be destroyed
>>201943391go rizz them up?!
>>201943391any of them fit?
Funny how things always end up not working out in the end
I'm happy renting
Feel and look like shit
saw a girl wearing a crop top playing pool and her body was perfect.crop tops should be banned. they cause too much jimmy neutron activation
>>201943325
>Former Brentford player and son of the legendary David Beckham, Romeo has retired from professional football at the age of 22.>He has decided to end his football career and pursue a career in fashion, having already signed a contract with a modeling agency.imagine getting to live life like this, set up to never fail
>>201943257same exact thing happened to me a few years ago. this is what i did>Help her up and carry her disoriented body to to my place.>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch.>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up.>Ask her if she's ok.>"You dant have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.>Ask if she needs a ride home.>Tell her to take care.
seen 2 rats in my garden
Willy doesnt work no more
did the zoomer do the post ironic thing again
>>201943491Never happened
just want to fondle a jiggly arse is that too much to ask?
>>201943395yeah i know mate. the big immodium poo i just done ripped my arsehole and was bleeding haha
putting all my hopes on shrooms magically curing my depression, if they don't i'm either going to top myself or go back to abusing opioids until i accidentally OD and die
was at the hospital today and a guy came in harassed the staff then walked out and laid in the middle of the road shouting at cars
>>201943498fomnyeg
>>201943544it did, I was there
Just made a post in the old thread, proper plonker me.
>>201943555Seek help you fucking retard
mad how zillenial culture will mog everything before or since until the end of time
>>201943555always a chance the shrooms break your brain and give you schizophreniaketamine is the anti-depressant drug
>>201943595shut it numbnuts
36% of British women in their 40s/50s are on antidepressants.
>>201943551get. afucking grip
>>201943598Minecraft is the oldest game here Cope on. You will But I'm right
any Galaxy S man in
>>201943572im not mousenonce. i hate rats. not seen any in ages but they seem particularly active this time of year. maybe neighbourstein has started keeping his cat indoors again. he lets it out in summer but not seen it for a few days and now there are rats in my garden.
cat
>>201943610my young knob will cure them
r be cer ahgu uuun dnn ik o
>>201943595i've already sought help, i've seen more mental health professionals and taken more pills than you've had hot dinners, i'm 29 now and it's time to either find a solution or kill myself>>201943605yeah had a nice k hole once but it's too expensive and rare here
Few things will fill me with greater pleasure than when zoomers turn 30. It's going to hit you estrogenated balding mongs HARD.When I'm 40 and still have a full head of hair and smooth face I am going to laugh until my ribs are sore. That broccoli cut ain't hiding your hairline for much longer omfdz
>>201943650gorgose >>201943649why do you hate rats
Jacob Rees Mogged
>found the gay nudist beachWelp
>>201943660i dont speak welsh, mate
Paying someone 10k in the course of 5 years to talk you out of depression sounds like a sham
>>201943630get a grip of my bleeding arsehole?
>>201943650hello my sweet pea
>>201943685>why do you hate ratsthey are nasty evil creatures that spread diseases and im scared will bite my feet or run up my trouser leg
the gay mob
>>201943681You should try leaving your bedroom, you might find more pleasurable things. Maybe even see a woman other than your mother?
>>201943681>estrogenated balding mongsHonestly never seen such projection before in my life. Lmao'ing hard @ (You).Moglennials genuinely mindbroke midlennials
btw it's monghole, not mongoyou utter mongholes
>>201943710my health insurance pays for it
>>201943677>find a solution What does the rest of your life look like?
>>201943712yeah and a clue too
>>201943681You’re already 42 Diego
>>201942616pickled onion nonce
>>201943728they are cute though
>>201943234Nice I have the kidney and liver so I'll use your idea in the soupThanks!
>>201943749>What does the rest of your life look like?you know the boss run to gwyn at the end of dark souls?
is Nothing Phone the British iPhone? should a patriot of UK buy it?
>>201943742it's mongo, mongo
making a rat pie
>>201943741I have high T and a NW0, cope.
>>201943743wtf health plan do you have that pays for it outright?
>>201943788the british iPhone is just iPhone, all of the jeets here are using android
>>201943809blue cross blue shield. it's part of my compensation package
>>201943765i dont find rats cute at all. their long tails gross me out. going to have to make a load of noise to frighten them away then tidy up the garden and cover their rat hole. might put some poison out as well, i do kinda feel bad to use it but i hate rats.
>I have high T and a NW0, cope.
>>201943777I meant "should brown them" btwDuck is good for dark stocks so you can just toss them in the pan and sear until the fat renders out Make sure you skim the fat off as you make it or the demiglace will be too oily
>>201943681kek thisI'm 34 and have noticed that lads in their early 20s are all horrifically balding. All of my mates have full heads of hair and all my brothers mates are balding (my brother has a full head of hair though)A lot of anti-millennial stuff from Zoomers is pure cope.
>>201943845Samsung Galaxy S is as prestigios as iPhone, also there is no fold devices from Apple yet
>>201943803high T is the cause of balding, mongo
>>201943872If a zoomer did this you'd call it le Faustian or something.
So where do you lot get your weed from?
getting browned x
>>201943784No I am bad at those games Do you exercise and eat healthy?Do you have hobbies?Friends?Family?
>>201943912not smoked weed in years
>>201943912wouldn't you like to know GCHQ
>>201943845that's an American product, Nothing Phone is a British product
>>201943677mad how expensive drugs are there. Could have 2 grams of ketamine delivered to my house for 60 quid within an hour.
>>201943934it's still manufactured in china
>>201943861>:(
>>201943892Samsung is not seen as desirable in the UK. The younger generation (18-35s) still put iPhone on a pedestal.
>>201943896No, DHT levels and DHT sensitivity are the factors. High T men can be DHT resistant and not prone to turning their T into DHT.Mongboy.
>>201943681Try saying that again without crying this time
Really riled up the boomerllenials today
mad how difficult it is to find tasteful fart porn
ability to shag zoomer birds just keeps going up as I get older and fitter
>>201943959wrong. put your name on.
>>201943912o block
*opens up instagram**opens burner account**looks up the toilfu**goes to her bikini pics**saunters off to the toilet for 15 minutes*
>>201943912Dispensary next to the government liquor store
>>201943962Whatever helps you sleep at night. Oh, and don't forget to clean up all the hairs on your pillow LOL>inb4 muh projection
ktimm
why are the prisons so overcrowded in the first place?
I don't understand any of the cartoons which have been posted in this thread and I don't want to
>>201943938Isn't two grams a fuckload?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmuFATuIvj0
>>201944005ktim except just screenshotting
>>201943930i did exercise and eat healthy for a while just to see if i could work myself out of the pit for a while but i relapsed, my body is a lot better now thoughi don't have friends, i don't know how to talk to people, my family are warmongering self-interested cunts who couldn't possibly understand, my dad killed himself when i was a kid and i'm the only male left in my family
>>201943955here Galaxy S is more expensive S24 costs 88k of rubles
>>201944019You look emotional, mate
Millenimong watching BLACKED RAWZoomer chad watching Overwatch AI generated fart porn
Interesting Russian website. It's mostly about Brazilians.https://deadhouse.org/
luv women, me
When it was only millenials on 4chsn there was zero cuck posting. Cuckposting ramped up during the age of the zoomer.That's all I need to know that the based zoomer is a complete fabrication
bouncing on my piss-soaked bed squelch squelch squelch
okay doors, swing
>>201944005why are you using a burner account you mong, its not linkedin - she cant see if youve been browsing
>>201944067imagine if she was pissing while doing this haha
shaggers always use iPhones, sexless twats always use something like a Samsung Galaxy
>>201944090Its almost as if millenials turned from being zoomer-like to gen-x like and developing mental illness being here too long.
>>201943969kys
not a big fan of women other than having sex with themthats why im a homoromantic
This girl should get back to posting. She seemed to stop once she tried to realise her 'big dreams' lol
id consider switching to iphone because i like the apple watch but i like that i can pirate paid apps on android (alltrails, etc.)maybe if app side-loading on iOS becomes a thing because of the EU, id consider switching
>>201944117i use a Nokia
>>201944089
>>201944047Risk that. If you dont remember to delete them itll raise a lot of questions if anyone ever goes through your camera roll
>>201944090its millenials who’s minds have been twisted being on this site every day for 10 years
>>201944117>shaggers always use iPhones, sexless twats always use something like a Samsung GalaxyGetting massive millenial cope vibes from this desuApple is a definitive millenial cuck fad
>>201944126why's she got a shower in her kitchen?
Do non-English girls like English men?I know Scotch, Welsh and Oirish girls hate them
i've broken dozens of iphones
>>201944048Grim
Might go shop, get a couple of cans
>>201944133Can you get Tinder premium for free on android?
>>201944121>>201944153utter copeZoomlings grew up watching BLACKED on the family tablet
>>201943955Galaxy S22 is a masterpiece of the industrial design. One of the best phones ever made.
>>201944172I'm English and married an Irish woman.Know about five other couples the same off the top of my head.
>>201944191lol ok unc
Right wing Skibidi Alpha Zoomer Zillenial death squads rounding up anyone over the age of 30
acorn user dug into oneall cultures and reunions echo rule in natureremember before ceremonies age sun in uk oak
i've got a chrysler, it seats about twenty so hurry up and bring your jukebox money
>>201943938i went through a gram in one night once, mumstein said i was snoring like a lawnmower
might have a third piece of shortbread
>>201944209genuinely hard to believe
>>201944191Demented projecting millenial freak. Genuinely seek a bullet through your mushy brain.
>>201944133I am from Russia and I don't pirate, at least systematically if you live in a western country you have no excuse to pirateit's fucked when you wanna to watch a movie but it disappeares cause the license is end or something like this
heathersubhuman frightens me he goes from samefagging horny posting about how much he's attracted to his mother and wanting to be a gay bottom to spamming about millennials and black cocks for hours and hours he needs to be euthanized
>>201944196I had an S22. The camera app took 2 seconds to load. On an iPhone, it's instant.Android cannot compete with the smoothness of iOS.
>>201944262Genuinely struck a nerve haha
>I am from Russia
making a subhuman retard face
so Lee Carsley has dropped Kyle Walker for Rico Lewis, told Greenwood to get fucked & he won’t sing the anthem? I’m not seeing any issues desu
>>201944273I have S23 FE and it's awesome.
>>201944293
It's all fun and games until Spainonce takes the side of Troonlennials and the projection gets real.
mad how the yanks and the canadians have legalised weed and yet nobody over there is going mental or schizophrenic or whatever
>>201944259Why? It's not actually that Far-fetched
my s20 FE is a bit slow to charge these days, should probably root around in its charging port with a toothpick or something but i can't be arsed
never owned an iphonehave a 3 year old pixel 4abefore that? moto x4 since like 2017
>>201944348takes 15-20 years to kick in and go permanently psychoticsimilar to how it takes 15-20 years to get lung cancer from cigarettes
>>201944273I had an iPod Nano. The screen is awesome.But here an iPhone has no point. I need a bank application on phone. iPhone doesn't give it here.
>crying about heathermong>canada VPN>how much he's attracted to his mother and wanting to be a gay bottom to spamming about millennials and black cocks for hours and hours>he needs to be euthanizedSpedooooo
>>201944348>nobody over there is going mental or schizophrenicare you joking?
>>201944348I think people smoke less weed than before now as it isn't cool anymore Boomers are getting sent to hospital after taking too many edibles and freaking out lol
>>201944348Needed a laugh desu
Alexa play 'lovely day' by Bill Withers *has a lovely day*
Samsung galaxy s21 + 5g. Will be purchasing new galaxy fold soon. Prefer the look and customization of android to ios
>>201944348>nobody over there is going mental or schizophrenic or whatever
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.
alright then the candians arent going mental the yanks are just mental anyway
>>201944402They're two sides of same poster
does he make you feel 'less than'
Ah yes, millenials just love their BLACKED scenes. oh yes they do. Love it all they do
might become a banker
>>201944273S23 FE is almost a fablet for me. But still comfy.Chinese phones are too big today.Or too expensive.I would like to try fold Honor or Huawei, but too expensive for me, and non-fold models are too big.Pura 70 is ok, but is more expensive than my phone.
>>201944348
there might be occasions, even when one had acquired supreme skill in mediation, when an additional fillip or stimulus provided by judicious and temperate use of hashish would enable one to surmount the sterility and grimness of the long-protracted discipline, to soar exaltedly above the armored restriction of the ego-functions into the ineffable
Millenimong deleting his tranny folder when he realises theyre all men his age who spent too much time online and are balding
>>201944527for the bonuses?
I do like skinny jeans to be fair. All clothes should be minimum 5% elastane. Just comfier than having loose fabric dangling about
>>201944550...yh
imagine having a folder at alldigital minimalism is one of reasons why I don't pirate
>>201944553been wearing them for 12 years have no intention of stopping
how do some men find the time to live double lives? i can barely manage a single life with minimal responsiblity
>>201944598Which part of Russia are you from. You know, if youre not on a VPN or something haha .
my life is a disaster
>>201944598yeh this, all my files including system32 are on my desktop
It is mental how badly I mindraped him when you think about it
>>201944348we have hordes of schizophrenic homeless roaming the streets in all major cities
>>201944659ktim
>>201944667You are very sick in the head.
>>201944659but atleast you can smell good
>>201944728wee woo wee woo early alert
>>201944553the issue with skinny jeans is if you have a big nob, they're really hard to wear
i wear skinny jeans to show off my skinny penis
>>201944636Moscow, but I have roots from other parts of Russia.
>>201944748shut your mouth
>>201944748janny won't do anything as it's the weekend and he's not here
>>201944661you know what I meanta picture or/and video folder
>>201944817lol
you’ll cowards don’t even smoke crack
