makeup edition
sue
Much to ponder...
>>201947124only thing I can imagine is that they pulled it out of the ground when they were digging a canal or a cellar or something
>>201947160'ri suladonly 2 weeks to my japan trip x
>>201947165sort me a coke, lion bar, tube of salt and vinegar pringles and a mixed kebab thanks
>>201947150you wanna watch it on telly mateit's footballchannel 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLshfP9xmHcrelax and enjoy the thread.
any baldcels in
>>201947131I look like this
what could've been
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6tri_gGOq4
>>201947222fuck up
>Bellingham = Irish>Rice = Irish>Grealish = Irish>Foden = Irish>Gallagher = Irish>Kane = IrishEven the England manager fucking Irish. If England wins it’s a win for Ireland :)
https://www.theguardian.com/education/ng-interactive/2024/sep/07/the-guardian-university-guide-2025-the-rankingshow does your alma mater places guys?
>>201947225me too
big fan of rocks
>>201947234fuck off cunt
>>201947253outside the top 50
When I was 13-14 I wouldn't shower or brush my teeth for up to a month. I could scrape the grime off my teeth and dirt from in between my fingers.Honestly have no idea what my parent's were thinking when raising me. Grew up in a very middle class family too.Don't know whether I should blame myself or what.
things that matter when attending university>getting a 2:1>having fun
are niko looks a shade thinnerhttps://youtu.be/HkGjoRPpWqA?si=A7NFgebsouOq6Hi-
>>201947253mad that Aston is 12th for engineering and 20 something overall, felt like a shithole when I graduated in the year of the cough
catberg madness
>>201947290A Bedfordshire university student?
>>201947255not their job to baby you mate
>>201947322you can even get onto some grad programs with a 2:2 if you're charismatic and can sell yourselfknow a lad who got onto an audit program with a 2:2, now does well for himself
>>201947407looks just like the mechanic I take my car to nice chap and does good work
>>201947007I do, me
>>201947334AIDS?!
just closed the window and draw the curtains
>>201947397Really? find it hard to believe that most parents don't make their kids brush their teeth and take showers.
>>201947439NOBODYSSH GOT AIDS
>>201947253second in the world
>>201947454find it hard to believe, do you?
Coronation Road, Crosby, 1958 and 2024
>>201947131My dad is still pissed off because I won a argument and he tried to get me to box him. I basically proved he was spoiled and rich which caused him to cry and moan
>>201947439I DON'T WANNA HEAR THAT WORD EVER AGAIN
>>201947502Would slap you until your eyes spun you cunt
>had brekkie>Downed half a bottle of white wine>Shagged a spanish man with a fat arse and thick cock>Walked on the dunes/beach for hours>Now sat in the sun with a beer chillingFucking love being on holiday in Spain lads
>>201947202i like japan
Diego has founded a new wellness brand
>>201947528Gravy's good tonight.
>>201947502yeh
>>201947522I make your dad cry and moan every night.
>Shagged a spanish man with a fat arse and thick cock
have a memory of being at school aged 9 or so and being told by the other kids that my teeth were very yellow. These weren't bully children either, it was just a sort of matter of fact thingand they were right, my teeth were yellow even that early. Parents didn't give a shit. Still yellow to this day. I floss and all that now so they're in good health but people don't care about that, only the yellowness
>>201947537i'd throw a banana peel on the ground in front of you so you slip on it and potentially even injure yourself
if being attracted to biological sexually mature females is wrong then i dont want to be right
Fuck me lads, just posted in the old 10 minutes after the new was made
who ate all the pies betty
>>201947407if Sean Dyche was England manager we would have won the Euros easily.
>>201947522To prove my point >Had a nes and commodore in 1985>He force a 73 Lincoln and Ford truck>Dad paid for all his gas>His parents sent him to a school that had a 3500 dollar a year tuition in 1984>He threw a tantrum because his mom wanted him to help her with his dad's business >So he ran away and was given 400 dollars a week for 5 years
>>201947538>Downed half a bottle of white winebit gay, who day drinks on white wine?>Shagged a spanish man with a fat arse and thick cockah
broader than broadway
Business idea: The English football team with English players.
>>201947589Not hard honestly my dad tried to box me once to prove a point and I accidentally knocked him out
>>201947591Yes?
>>201947656FAT BETTY! FAT BETTY! FAT BETTY!
>>201947690already exists rorke
>>201947690bit racist, thatsomebody ring starmer, tell him we've got one of those freethinkers on the loose in /brit/
>>201947675squealing
>my dad tried to box me once to prove a point and I accidentally knocked him out
>>201947538monkeypoz moment
>>201947605Same, absolute madness seeing as my parents both have horrible teeth and hate dentists. My teeth were so eroded that they turned blue.I try to tell everyone that teeth yellowing never goes away no matter what you do unless you want to further damage them with cosmetic procedures.
>>201947690Would still be 0-0
>>201947569this is the first time ive logged onto brit in over a month
Shoodilley-waddliley-diddley-waddlileyDiddley-shoodilley-daddley-diddley-diddley, woahI'm broad, I'm broadI'm broader than Broadway
>>201947675Kek I knowNormally a craft beer type but on my hols I go full gaylord
>>201947703did you mate aye did he fly off into the sky like a team rocket member?fucking shut up
>>201947690I don't bloody think barmer allows it
>>201947662Said this 2 years agoWoulda won da world cup n all
>>201947690
>>201947690Illegal post
just popped a gooey pimple
i only drink WODKA STRAIGHTnot that woke nonsense
>>201947638fucking 2002 mong
>>201947746but I love drinking tea tho
If Sean Dyche were prime minister, there'd be no more wars
>>201947744Nah I'm vaxxed for that lad
clown world
some form of bum smell following me about
>>201947764He fell down and he looked like a turtle because he does nothing but drink diet cokes and eat McDonald's
is the lad who wanted my review of morrisons own brand yeast extract in?
>>201947801As long as you brush your teeth you'll be fine pal
Thinking of buying some ducks after my nice conversation with ducklad
>>201947811He's doing so well overseeing Everton
Which one of you is this?
I didn't go for a coffee in the town after all, just walked around then got the train home.There was a big protest on in George Square, I assume over Palestine or whatever, I didn't attend.
Oh, you're a Woke.
>>201947826
TPD
Get them cleanedGet them bandagedGet them kept dry
>swordmong assaulted his father during an autistic spaz attack why wont his parents get his junkie schizophrenic pedophile ass institutionalized?
fruity reds and sparkling whites only please
>>201947864Millenial cuck with the sarcastic reddit humourTee hee.
>>201947864go to any seaside town or working class town in the north and they do all think thisowen is the odd one out here
>>201947862possibly me while blackout drunk
>>201947892shall not be doing this. the infection must spread
>>201947936corrr
>>201947936thanks
>>201947131I swear england has the hottest indian chicks. need more of them in aus
>>201947829
who /feet gf 2024/ here?
>>201947862He inspires protective urges in me. I know he's not pregnant, but my brain doesn't.
>>201947936this is a blue board and im doing no porn
>>201947936this is so fucking hot and my ultimate desire, I can't find any fucking MENA women who are interested in me
harry botter be like>im the joka babey!
really hope the west can somehow slut culture but eliminate simps
>>201947832peng
bit of a transwog, mecan I get housed, wanked, fed, paid now please?
i'm a slut for simps and a simp for sluts
wanked over cuck porn and cuck film scenes
Got to show up to my birthday party in a couple of hours and I'm already 5 pints deep alone in my room. Curious to how this night will unfold
>>201948056>>201948057>>201948061dreadful sequence of posts
women are having more and quicker sex than ever but I'm still a sexless incel with no aura, no game, no allure. I'm attractive but it was never meant to be. there's something mentally wrong with me.
>>201948077Take your clothes off and go in naked fully erect
>>201948061you need to find jesus and watch him fuck your wife lmao
looks like the lad who wanted my review of morrisons own brand yeast extract isn't inwould anyone else like to know what i thought of it though?
It’s beginning to loom….
>>201948123i'll be honest mate i couldn't care less
>>201948123go on lad
YOU BURNT THE FUCKING MONEY
>>201948107probably something physically wrong with you too you repulsive slug
>>201948103loled at this irl
uhh bros??>YouTuber pulls off ‘greatest social experiment’ by secretly losing 250lbs in two-year prankhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkGjoRPpWqA
>>201948123>yeast extract what the fuck is that
>>201948121damn... i could never compare to the son of god...that's so hot
Chicago Town IN the air fryer
The logical conclusion of cuck porn
https://vocaroo.com/1lDX1bOc4miw
Ordered a quite frankly ridiculous amount of slop from the takeaway. Been eating for 45 minutes and barely made a dent.Don't know how fat bastards manage it
>>201948174>air>fryer
>>201948174honkyslop
always resist the urge to pee while pooing. pee and poo are not meant to be mixed, and peeing while sitting down is for women
going to start making my lasagne at half time i think
he sucking that shit
Thought I need a shit real bad but was just a need to fart out a load of cum
Turn 30 next week. Haven't even lived and I'm already elderly.
not done my virgin incel runt walk yet
mad how women's bumholes are closer to their fannies
>>201947131I fvcking love David Sylvian so much. The greatest of the English art-pop frontman era. His discography moggs Bowie's FACT.
>>201948230elephants do poo and wee at the same timeits natural
27 year old volcel
>>201948274The way this is worded implies that men have fannies.
went out clubbing as a 30 year old and still pulledreckon the young lads aren't up for it anymore so the zoomers look to me for salvation
>>201948265weather's been shite all day
>>201948295arre you a fucking elephant
Lauren Chen Tight Asian Fuck Fanny!!
>>201948146right so, it's not as thick as your real brand marmite. so it's easier to spread, which imo is a massive plus. tastewise, it's a slightly different, but still very much martmite flavour. like, there's a subtle difference that isn't unpleasant nor better. would say it's got a slightly more smoky flavour too. all in all, as it's far cheaper than marmite and maybe 0.3 points out of 10 worse, but with the ease of spreading (didn't get any of me bread all bunching up like i do with marmite where it drags up the top layer of toast) all in all i would say it's worth getting instead of marmite. BUT, with this caveat: the squeezy version of real marmite is better, as it solves the spreading issue AND keeps your comforting, normal marmite flavour. BUT, if you were raised on the morrisons stuff, you'd probs prefer it. so - it's all down to preference and budget. >>201948163https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=yeast+extract
>>201948230I only pee sitting down when I poo. I'll lean forward a bit and hold my cock down and then just unleash everything while making gorilla noises as god intended
>>201948320its been mild where i am just been lazy and tired today
me arseholes gone all pooeyany suggestions?
You know life seems easy if your a woman my aunt made a shitload of money because when she was young she knew how to do programming for the commodore 64 and made money selling a software that did estimates for real estate and she married a rich husband
???
>>201948326
>>201948317They've been sucking on vapes and watching tiktok for too long. All their thumos has gone
>>201948356this is what i'm talking about. you're degrading yourself
this november 5 is going to be the single biggest L for women ever
>>201948386bizarre
My Dad is married to a Japanese women he met at work.
>>201948386wtf it's real
>>201948408Doesn't feel degrading. Feels empowering.
just poo standing up then
>>201948435corr get in lad
Calling my son Donald
>>201947262like the ones between your head?
>>201948386any pakis or blacks in it?
>Ireland 0-2>both goals scored by players who used to play for IrelandLMFAO
Just bit my tongue ffs
>>201948409>november 5bonfire night?
>>201948500wut
>>201948523well you just knew that wouild happen
My therapist told me that constantly fantasising about living off grid in a woodland cottage that doubles as a library that triples as an animal rescue centre, is actually a coping mechanism & a sign of exhaustion.
>>201947862How does this even happen at such a young age? Dude must have put away two handles a day every day for a decade.
>>201948511Not sure. It's a zombie game set in 14th century Birmingham.
>>201948562nvm
>>201948435Based
>>201948637how is that based
>>201948589>you don't like wageslaving and paying goytaxes for your entire life? must be mentally ill
>pull back shoulder blades>cramp in the buttThink I need to get on that yoga lads
its a real dreamy synthpop day
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-love
>>201948659Cramp your bfs name is it?
>>201948589Therapists are just mongs who couldn't finish studying medicine at uni and switched to psychology. Would take anything they say with a globule of salt
It's a mad ting Lindsey said the quiet part out loud. 1 trillion in mining resources
>>201948589um sweaty you have maladaptive daydreaming it's a mental illness you NEED to be treated (with cognitive behavioural therapy and SSRIs) until you stop doing that and become a docile wagie instead x
>>201948679No, it is what ever your name is!! :-*
>>201948662not for me though
mam's making comments
>>201948665Error 404: not found
>>201948732
went to a posh private school so many of my peers became doctors afterwardsonly knew one lad who decided he didn't want to continue with medicine after getting 4 years deep into his degree. He instead picked up a new degree, something to do with television production or something, and now he works behind the scenes in TV and loves ithe was easily capable of seeing out the medicine degree, just didn't want to be a doctor.
Just vomited, absolutely ruined my day.
>>201948704*blushes*ooo >. <
gays be like: there is nothing wrong with being gayalso gays: >take pills to prevent being killed by sexually transmitted diseases that only effect people with my sexuality>have to wear diapers because the way I have sex destroys my arsehole and colon>have to avoid eating for 24 hours and jet wash my anal cavity whenever I want to have sex>over represent in all sexual crimes based on the percentage of the population that are gaymental how
>>201948814do it again
Not a single happy memory nor the means to create them.
like a young burt reynolds
>>201948814Trip on please. For the filter, you understand.
>>201948827Thought much about it eh
Convinced my exbergs therapist convinced her to break up with me and was basically just paid to affirm any thoughts she had but I'll never know
>>201948827Reckon they should be killed desu, just my opinion
couldn't gay people just suck each other's cocks instead of the pooholei really don't get it
AdamADAM
>>201948827>>take pills to prevent being killed by sexually transmitted diseases that only effect people with my sexualitystruggling to comprehend what nonexistent disease you're talking about
>>201948928Yeah?
Need Emma Watson to do a pooey fart in my face. Not an eggy fart mind you, nor a spoiled milk fart, but straight up fecal in smell like she has a round in the chamber.
every adam ive ever met has been a nobhead in some way or another
>>201948975shagged better looking girls off tinder desu
If cum smells like bleach because it is alkaline, can I drink lots of acidic stuff or eat loads of lemons and have my cum smell nicer?
wish i had a gf to cuddle with and spoon and watch harry potter or whatever shit girls like these days
Anyone else expecting the inevitable knock on the front door?
you dont hear much about that joe biden fella anymore do you
>Omobamidele>Molumby>Szmodics>Ogbene>Idahah yes the irish national team
men who stand while pissing into toilets at home are disgusting filthy disrespectful cretins and if they start up about how it makes them a man and how they'll never sit to piss because that would emasculate them you know how insecure and fragile they really are
what's the population of japanese people in the UK?i can't find any on dating apps. lots of chinese students though.
BBC on a madone. whoever put these articles next to each other will be getting a knock on the door soon
>>201949115>what's the population of japanese people in the UK?fairly low
>>201949115>what's the population of japanese people in the UK?this country only ever gets immigrants from shitholes never the good countries, and this was made even worse after leaving the EU
>>201949153chat is this real
>>201949058arry potta
>>201949153Based
>>201949153Ahorita yo
>>201949115Never met a Japanese person in my life but I've met enough Chinese to know the difference between all their cantonese, guangzhou and whatever differences
How much diversity is enough?
gf is visiting tomorrow. hope she's wearing makeup. i love it when she does the wing things on her eyes.
>>201949283>I've met enough Chinese to know the difference between all their cantonese, guangzhou and whatever differencestell me more
>>201949211No this is a petrol station in Yemen that blew up about a week ago
I enjoy eating a clean girls arsehole and also bumming themnothing gay or unusual about it
I'm Chinese
chat are you drinking
>>201949368ni hao dude
>>201949300It's only beginning. Almost the entire population of the Fertile Crescent will be relocated to Canada and the EU. Some to Africa
>>201949214Yuck!
>>201949368Herro
>>201949368konnichwa dude
>just checked the goalscorers against Ireland
>>201949368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5qYv8yrIJ5Qso true
>>201949336the best is when a girl insists she doesn't do anal but after 5 minutes of me licking and fingering her starfish she'll always let me slide it in
>>201949324The ones from guangzhou or shenzhen don't seem to like the hong kong chinese despite the fact they are both the browner type of chinese and speak the same chinese with more tones.They don't like the "northerners" more from harbin or beijing because they think they are smarter than them or something. Also they are whiter and actually smarter.It's all a bit weird
>>201949439lelis this racist?
I've never had sex or touched a breast but I'm only 31 so there's still time still plenty of time
>>201949368could you hook me up dude?
>>201949439
Someone Jay that fool
who the fuck is lee carsleybring back gareth
Cheese pizza on
>>201949466Which ones do the best takeaways and like BWC the most?
>>201949544you mean the oven right?
>>201949544
>the best is when a girl insists she doesn't do anal but after 5 minutes of me licking and fingering her starfish she'll always let me slide it in
>>201949547Oops, meant to say BBC.
just checked which international team the current england manager played for during his career
my car was making a bit of a crunching grinding sound from the rear drivers side yesterday. want to go for a drive and get some food but really shouldnt use my car before I get it in the garage on Monday.
>>201949600it always works, I swear down mate, a bit of bum tonguing will convinc any girl to do anal
>>201949600fair jaying there
>>201949633did somebody say juuuuusteeeeeaaaaaat
>>201949547Cantonese or Fujianese for takeaways. Anywhere in the east/northeast/north for shagging really because they all seem to like studying a lot and often are obsessed with going abroad (abroad normally means america to them though)
>>201949642girls don't want you to lick their arseholes
>>201949667dont have it where i live
remember JustEat did an interracial cuckolding advert?what was all that about?
Licking assholes leads to HPV and throat cancer.
Hope you're not a member of Harrogate spa 2 tomorrow Because I have decided to simply stop missing
>>201949680>outing yourself this badly
>>201949698
>girls don't want you to lick their arseholes
>it always works, I swear down mate, a bit of bum tonguing will convinc any girl to do anal
normal countryhttps://x.com/fictions_pulp/status/1831643386245222719https://x.com/fictions_pulp/status/1831792347262414883https://x.com/streetcar_paris/status/1832101800226521162
Girls love it when you lick their bumhole. Especially when you pop your head up half way through and say "mmmm did your mum make you fajitas for your tea last night?"
I don't like anal, never had it and never will
>>201949768yes i totally believe this blatant shite
That haircut from the 00s where you spiked your hair but combed the fringe down was very odd.
>girls don’t want you to lick their arseholes
>>201949810kek had this for years
>>201949805The police themselves have quite literally confirmed it so yes.https://x.com/MerseyPolice/status/1832073983765753916
getting dark in the evenings nowitll be fucking winter soon my God9 months of dark and dreary weather my God
In McDonald's listening to Burial. Crying. Trying to cover my tears with a Big Mac so the mutts don't laugh at me.
When I was young I assaulted a special needs girl in McDonald's literally just for a laugh
My 13 year old nephew said that Deadpool & Wolverine was 'kino'. I'm not joking.
>>201949847did they confirm all the shite?
>>201949853ready fro the increase in suicidal thoughts
>>201949439why are italians so racist
girls have multiple arseholei?
>>201949907They're based
if you sent the (white) people who ask for refugees here to other countries like the ones in Africa, then some of the weak niggas would die, but they would end up making a country where refugees want to stay
Going to Budapest on Thursday
>>201949889They're replying to a tweet about the incident and never deny anything
on the toilet doing a poo not a very good one this evening, probably a type one on the bristol stool chart
>>201949993poo at this hour my God
And when Laurence and I decide to stop missing It's over for every doubles pair
>>201949981well i guess all the shite must be true thenbased uncritical thinker
>>201949958for what purpose?
>>201950028Holiday
>>201949955afreeka isnt a country
>>201950010no good is ithad a dominos 'za and it was okay but didn't enjoy it much tbqhimmediately needed a poo afterwards
might buy one of those barbour coats but I need to get some proper shoes first
>>201950038you are an andrew tate wannabe and a nonce
>>201950075>had a dominos 'zathose things constipate me terribly
>>201950057the ones in Africa any of them. i dont care (about them) i dont think ive ever woken up thinking about nonwhites. t hey do that with white people though. i dont care about any of that
i can't find my mustard this is a travesty
Bought some of those airforce trainers all the kids are going on about to look cool but they're like chunky lego trainers. Don't look cool at all
>>201950089Just want to try some goulash lad
rorke deciding what shoes to buy before settling on slip on shit flickers from deichmann
>>201950120wog creps
>>201950130>>201950130>>201950130
>>201950120combine them with skinny jeans so your legs look like golf clubs.
>>201950136I bet goulash is code word for underage vaginas and steroids, you evil ghoul.
