concorde edish
>>201973564why did the wokes kill it?
2 BBC posts from Spaino last thread, reckon he’ll only ramp up efforts in this one
>>201973566I like how you see ads for guinness with everyone enjoying it in the sun whereas here it's got a reputation as the perfect winter / rainy day beer
England was always a BLACK country
>>201973615your filters mate?
>>201973601It was not profitable and burgers helped killing it out of jealousy by suddenly making up complaints about the noise and diverting it away from their cities
>>201973628>>201973615dont even see them
>>201973625
>>201973617unfathomably comfy image that one
>>201973625thought people knew by now that these kind of photos aren't exactly respectful
lil timmy still whining about filters LOL
>>201973657its a racist dog whistle
>>201973642>filtering foysensitive, are we?
>>201973650aye I love it
>>201973628Feel rude filtering the entirety of Belgium because of one vpn users
>>201973624needs more nubian boys and pale angels
>once I tried Guinness there just wasn’t any going back
>>201973680i've never seen a belgium flag post anything worth reading anyways
guinness always has been and always will be a gimmick tourist drinknobody actually sits and drinks it all night because they want to you're a fucking poser lol and i know exactly the kind of cunt you aresickly as hell after one pint
>>201973705I used to use filters before which was fine but then you get other people replying to them and you’re just like ‘well what’s he going on about them’ and you find yourself opening the hidden posts just to make sense of the thread
>>201973736guinness tastes like burnt wood chip water
>>201973738that's probably just themselves same fagging
Nofap is a jokeGooning is a joke So what's the correct amount to wank?
>>201973783you tell me
>>201973765Shouldn't you be making another post about black cocks or something
Posing with a Guinness lol, there’s just things you’d only get accused of in brit that you just wouldn’t anywhere else
get the webms posted
>>201973812Lose my mind when she goes gákti on it
Any Marxist stock market traders in?
>>201973783whenever you have a shower
>>201973783any amount you feel like that you don't arbitrarily obsess or go over the top with
foggy this morningcomfy
>>201973817I’m sure he’s thinking of ways to incorporate Guinness into a BBC post as we speak
went to the netherlands once, it looks like england except less grim somehow
>>201973832the hubris of a man who has never used his body for anything besides getting in and out of a car for the last 20 years
People have talked blue collar labourWhite collar labourHow about no-collar labour? Wearing t-shirts during WFH
would genuinely batter all the Scottish posters here if I was given the chance.
*spills sprite all over the floor*Good troon niggas
>>201973783every 3 days. good recharge time for a fat nut
>>201973894can't believed he got bummed to death in a thai jail
>>201973832
>>201973883I use my body for getting in and out if you know what I mean heheheheh
>>201973908He said nofap was a joke mate
>>201973908You're a fat nut
>>201973928what part of no fap says you can wank every 3 days?
>>201973894Alan was a man who wasn't afraid to live life.In reality we had no right to criticise him as we rotted alone in our smelly bedrooms since it was he who was out there grabbing life by the horns and ladyboys by the horn.
A Jewish kid introduced me to gooningA Spanish kid introduced me to quick stat pooingI am lost I am Airhttps://youtu.be/b2-aM3Pu4gA?si=L_OU79K3phyOLxK3
how old were you lads when you had your first wank?
Absolutely mental that Brits don’t celebrate Halloween.
Holy shit, hector farmed a 13 minute gleipner off weaver
>>201973949Unironically about 21
>>201973951Brits poowankIt's a cursed existence
>>2019739463 days without cumming is nuts fella, sperm count must be after a few decimal places
>>201973951no it isn't
>>201973963can take them out of africa but can't take the africa out of them
>>201973990It's men'ul thenIsn't it lad?
>>201973951it's too scary for them
>>201973951absolutely mental that yanks don't celebrate easter
>>201974013don't celebrate easter but they celebrate some porch monkey kek
>>201973964what took you so long
>>201974013Honestly the accent sounds retarded Stop it
>>201974013>i can only celebrate the officially government-licensed holidays
>>201974018reckon she's got a big arse and big chebs under that rag
>>201974026wouldn't be that harsh on the yank accent lad>>201974027it is genuinely odd that it isn't a public holiday there considering how much you lot go on about jesus, be fair here ladwe get a four day weekend with easter and good friday
Easter?
>>201974039
Had a Halloween in Bahamas (mini-yankland) once and it blew my mind. Some woman gave me a colouring book alongside all the sweets. Glad I got to experience one Halloween like that as kid
>>201974023In my defence I'm circumcised, so I require lube to wank at all
>hello mr coinblatt no I regret to inform you that I will not be attending work today as I am celebrating a non-governmentally-recongised holiday... what's that... yes I understand... yes thank you for the opportunity
>>201974058jews did a number on you
>>201974058grim grim grim
>>201974058Fuck man you must have been itching. Bet you had more wet dreams than fry one
>>201974013Easter always happens on a Sunday so there’s no point in passing legislation that says the mail won’t run on Easter.
>>201973963wonder what effect the carnival has on house prices round thereIt could be the nicest house in the world but if I had to put up with hordes of rowdy drunken wogs outside once a year then it's still a no from me
>>201974058why did you get a cheeky snip?
the breakkie
>>201974095>>201974074Joke's on you when the Israelis allow me on the last spaceship off Earth
Business idea: food delivery drivers, except they can speak and understand English
Broke the hand I did, need to soak it in cider
>>201974098yeah you get the monday off ya goose
>>201974096You know what's funny is that I had sex before I first masturbatedI'm just an odd fellow
>>201974042>men'ulWe say mentalMen TULLGet itYa thick brained scouserssimple as*Turns away*https://youtu.be/0nQf-WL6tW0?si=LnCDk9nmzyXhDWigsimple as
>>201974112Hope there lube on that ship
>>201974112i'd rather be at ground zero of a species wide extinction tier asteroid than lose my foreskin.
>>201974108It was unironically the style at the time
>>201974115>hello saar can’t find your house
Bro is calling an Aussie a scouser...
i didn't know i was circumcised for a long time, i thought it involved cutting off the entire head
>>201974111Wait a minute... I know that carpet
>>201974135according to who? and what sort of whacko logic is that to mutilate a baby that wont be able to use it's dick anyways for nearly a decade when the 'style' may just change.
>>201974160Good morning retardlad
WHAT DOES THE SCOUSER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL
Yo why they call it carpet when it has no carp
>>201974172You can't say that
who the actual fuck cares man get a grip
>>201974160Screaming. Slightly related but I was chewing by a pencil in school once as kid, saw the allergy sheet and almost had a panic attack because I saw my name next to penicillin
do you peel it out of the foreskin to pee?
>>201974207
>>201974194always preferred plain clothes without words or graphics on themautistic suppose
>>201974194That bear nibba looks like he's on QVC showing off the controller like that ok hand ok hand joy emoji joy emoji joy emoji
>>201974194ai slop proliferating into every aspect of life not bothering you?
the phones, as it were>galaxy s3: ??? - 2015>nexus 5x: 2015 - april 2018>moto x4: april 2018 - april 2021>pixel 4a: april 2021 - currentnever saw the need for an iphone
>>201974214Yes.Like a good goy
>>201974246Maybe you can use one of those phones to call someone who gives a fuck
>>201974264buttered his bread
>>201974246The shit I can give for this post is smaller than a single atom
>trying to quit sugar>it's in fucking EVERYTHINGdid you know there's sugar in bread?brown wholemeal high fibre good for you christian breadyou can't escape it no matter what you do
drinking a diabetic's blood
>>201974278What like 3% whoa massive
>>201974246Asked for blackberry in the BBM days for Christmas and my mum got me an iPhone instead because she thought she was doing me one better and I had to hide my tears with the biggest fakest smile (everyone else at school was on BBM)
SCREAMING at this utter decimation
you just don't get it do you?
>>201974278can probably quit enough overtly sugary products to get what you want without having to be schizo about it. just portion the rest if you can't find alternatives. unless this is a drastic health issue.
>>201974264Slapped his donkey on the arse and put him back on the trail to Timbuktu
got my cock out
Holy shit man look at all that sugar in my bread!!!
>>201974300you mind if I post this on r/4chan for some karma?
cock sock, wearing my cock sock
Mousey getting his junior chemistry set out to extract the sugar from his frozen piss bag
>>201974332Not a problem, go right ahead! I wish you a great karma harvest, fellow Redditor!
where do noncehunters find the nonces?
>>201974242No because you can't halt the march of progress.
>>201974382Take a seat
>>201974319>>201974305what part of quit sugar confuses you?
>>201974382If she’s told you to met her at the train station I’d be worried lad
>>201974395How about you quit 4chan ya boring cunt
>>201974395It’s not fentanyl mate, you can have gram or two
>>201974395what part of suck the shit stains from my bum cheeks confuses you?
>>201974382look in the mirror
Porn is based, fascist and white.
mum's gone woke
Wrangling with the captcha like I am the slave and the robot is my master
Feel like fucking shit I can’t believe this has happened. Mums just called me to say dads in hospital and they’re doing emergency surgery on him right now. Don’t know what to do, they found half a teaspoon of sugar in his tea
never saw the appeal of beetlejuice. always stood out as one of those movies that's only relevant to yanks like groundhog day and back to the future, even ghost busters and that ferris bueller shit
had a wank to sasha grey eating a creampie out of a darkies arse last night didn’t feel particularly fascist desu
>>201974294grimmums always seem to do what they want rather than what we want
smornin :)
>>201974463Mad how you go on a normal website and the captcha just requires you to slide something across the screen but here you have to work out if it’s a H or a K
>>201974478the scenes with Keaton are absolute kinoeverything outside of that is lame Tim Burton wankery
this edition has increased its posting rate at a rapid pacewaheycaptcha: XPA XR (XPA!!!!!!!)
channelling ethnostate vibes watching asian toilet pov
I showed my mum True Detective S1 but she didn't like it. She suffered through a few episodes, presumably to try to bond with her spacker son, but I could tell she wasn't into it.
what would happen if you showed up to a noncehunter sting and raped the host
>>201974537
>>201974530>I could tell she wasn't into it.sounds like you had sex with her instead
I want to use Emma Watson’s bum as a pillow despite the occasional gaseous emissions.
>>201974544it's not gay if you're the toponly if you're the woman
>>201974485women being degraded is based and fascist
why do noncehunters only attack the spackers with development delay and not the paki rape gangs ?
>>201974530Daddario sex boobs
>>201974557They patched that long ago mate. Touch a bloke in anyway and it’s gay now
>>201974556*omissions
*runs into /brit/'s loving embrace*
>>201974564>he hasn’t seen ‘roadman nonce’But I suppose they got their own sources for child sex, don’t have to fuck about on Facebook
>>201974591hate small dogs
'refugees welcome' tramp stamp
>>201974606hate you
>>201974591What a bitch, she didn’t match the dogs energy at all. Atleast give the dog a proper cuddle
phd proposal: compare and contrast the british humour of poo posting and golf ball posting with the american style cum town comedy show
>>201974617she's a bug, what do you expect?
I don't know what I'm doing
lasagne for breakfast
>>201974591*runs up and punts him though a window*
>>201974643 just a big shreddie
it's raining
>>201974643alri luigi
chat is this real
Least-favourite Europeans, lads?For me it's PolesThe most self-important nation in Europe despite being, well, Polish
>>201974666You’re a fucking cunt mate. The obvious joke was Garfield, dickhead
got the gamers nexus on
>she didn’t match the dogs energyback to school soon
>>201974685but it's not monday
>>201974657just the sound of your mums flaps dripping because she saw a black fella on tv
>>201974677romanians
Susie Dent, Richard Whiteley's long term partner Kathryn Apanowicz and Carol Vorderman pose ahead of The Bupa Great North Run in Newcastle, England (2006)
>>201974100if they had this celebration here i would go outside and rizz up some black gyals with my nerdy white boy swagger
*appears before you*
got the vtubers on
being gay with a woman's penis
>>201974677Yeah Poles are quite badMust admit I hate Germans, they're all robotic boretistic spacks
keep putting things off
>>201974677Yeah same.Also hate Romanians, Estonians, Finns, and Slovenes.
i do it, you do it, we all do it rorke
scraping poo out of my arse
>>201974747first girl that went to finger my chocolate factory was Estonian
Time for irontoil
>>201974745the human condition
bought a suit and the sleeves are too long. job interview tomorrow is ruined
>>201974775Just roll them up
Spanish are the worst. They can’t queue and they’re loud as fuck. Awful race
>>201974775just grow your arms out
>>201973736stupendous post
Can you drink Guinness for breakfast?
>>201974775got several suits me
lots of people drink guinness all night though
>bought a suit and the sleeves are too long. job interview tomorrow is ruined
>>201974791of course
right lads. that's me off to shout abuse at some of the amateur great north runners. maybe get one or two of them crying if I'm lucky lmao
>>201974782
just ate an apple in my mind
>>201974791I have before, few times while camping
>>201974775always need to bring off the rack to a tailor if you care about it looking decent
>>201974803Done him
scooby
>>201974815I hardly see how I was "done" by someone acting so childishly.
Goon for mommy
front door still squeaks despite cleaning the seal and applying wd40
>>201973832Rorke absolutely crumpled
love parmesan cheese so much it's unreal
keeps me up at night how easy it would be to accidentally break my $2500 laptop
>>201974809Not surprised this midwit retard hasn't got a mind's eye
genuinely why doesnt nikado avocado have a lot of loose skin
baked this poo enough think it’s time to squeeze him out of the oven
>>201974865he ate it all
>>201973947loool pipe down Alan you bald freak
This goes hard
>>201974817
>>201974865not sure but it could be because he wasn't fat for all that long, most huge tubbos have been that way for a decade or more
>>201974875that is a child, you beast.
>>201974839use something like this instead
>>201974849Tell you what mate, pay me $20 a month and if you have an accident I'll cover the cost
I always feel uncomfortable talking about fat people on /brit/ and I usually check out for a few hours. Just hits too close to home. See you at lunch time lads
>>201974890That's diego
>>201974839Wd40 isn't a lubricant, you need proper grease
think i am a vulnerable narcissist, my lifestyle and social life would seem to reflect that
>>201974911sorry to hear mate
>>201974911Maybe skip lunch this time, fatty
>>201974923>Wd40 isn't a lubricantyes it is
>>201974937in what capacity lad
>>201974940this may come as a surprise to you but people need food to live.
>>201974945No it isn't... The temporary effect of it "working" is just that it hasn't dried out yet
>>201974958i'm deeply insecure, massively entitled and i've had friends but i've never really cared about them
>>201974974bizarre
>>201974968Nope, it's a lubricant
>>201974974are you a woman>?
>>201974974well I'll give you a big heaping spoonful of credit for acknowledging those traits about yourself, albeit it would be better if you did care about your friends (unless they're cunts to you)
>>201974986mong
>>201974991no but i was raised in an otherwise all-female household, i think my sister is similar to me>>201974999i show my care for them by cutting myself out of their lives, i know i'm toxic and a bad influence
>>201975020You've been done *wipes WD-40 off my cock*
>>201974986let's put it to the test then*sprays wd40 on your bumhole*
>>201975024lad with the prozzie sister?
>>201975024never too late to work on yourself lad. None of us should be the same at 25, 30 as we were at 18, 20
>>201975032yeah you're right everyone else is wrong. smart cookie you are.
>>201975042no not him, that's a bit of an old gimmick now though, wonder if that lad still posts here
>>201975053>everyone elseYou mean reddit mongs
gf went out clubbing last night and has spent the whole morning in the shower crying should I be worried?
this is my life today
>>201975072She got RIZZAPED
old.reddit.com/r/EndlessWar/comments/1etcxqz/trump_15_years_ago_if_you_said_anything_bad_about/
>>201975072Yes
got the tools of the trade
The Raped
Kevin Nash was raped in the summer of 1992.
>>201975072yeah lad, if true not sure I can put a positive spin on that onetime for you to man up and see if she's okay
>>201973812Asiatic queen
>>201973851Bros I can't stop smiling watching this
>>201975072yikes
Rapage
>>201975072you...didn't go with her?oh boy.
I think there's been a rape up there
>>201973812Why is this finn larping as sami
>>201975166I don't go clubbing. we have a system. she goes out clubbing every Saturday night and I can order in a dominoes as long as I'm in bed for 10.
well said caz
ah the french....
is the aussie responsible for these blurred nsfw spam in the catalog within this thread
just got back from gym and run toil - first time since aprilfinally gaining a clue
You’re all great people and I’m glad I post here.
>>201975202hope not
just tax the rich and our problems will be solved forever, not hard...
>>201975196bizarre arrangement
>>201975072she's crying cos she has to go back to your lwc
>>201975072
>>201975236lovely slowpuke
>>201975230>>201974677
>>201975217
>>201975214>looking for validationclue lost
tax the middle class and use give their tax money to migrants
not sure what to do with myself today
so why's everyone cranky with starmer today?
>>201975267Have you wanked yet?
>>201975283yeah
>>201975267what's the weather like?
>>201975279because he's a massive tory and no one likes tories
>>201975267pint and some crisps
>>201975279hes been on victoria derbyshire or whatever that womans calledthe politics woman
>>201975305rainy
>>201975306errrr thought he beat the tories
>>201974677One of the butthurt belt depending on the day
>>201975279does nothing but go to football games
>>201975267maybe go find a clue
Good morning
>>201975337he beat the tories by out-torying them
>>201975326pub (sitting indoors) enjoying a nice ale or stout I reckonif you said good I would have just said pub (sitting outdoors) enjoying a nice lager
>>201975267Go to church
got the savatage on
can't think of a single job i'm qualified for, i'd fuck up being a shelf stacker or a janitor
>>201975366i'd rather get raped by a donkey
>>201975346what game?
this fucking pub preacher
>>201975346comfy and bachelor-pilled
>>201974885Luv this angle
>>201975377just become a handyman and do semi-hard graft
might go and voulenteer at one of those migrant hotels
>>201975385I pity the man who goes through life without a pub culture
Going to filter out all the British in brit
>>201974885Luv this angle>>201974838Need a JOI vid with Velma >>201975380Why?
>>201975377landscaping
>>201975072poor ting back on the swc toil
mad how california is bigger than the UK
ain't it a shame to have a drink on a sunday
>>201975440https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9DuLnd7Tqw
>>201975422working outside in the harsh australian sun is better left to brown people
loud thunder and lightning last nightmust have stuck my flat block - was instant BOOM after the FLASH
mad how the atlantic ocean is bigger than coniston water
>>201975477>>201975477>>201975477
>>201975457beggars can't be choosers.
>>201975267get it stroked
>>201975498i'm not getting skin cancer just to avoid being a neet
