gyaldem edish
I might geek geek
a choosy beggar is the ultimate chad
right lads, own up, which one of you was it
lmao
nth for the baddiedem
first for oriental queens
>>201975513literally a dog photoshopped to have a horse head
>>201975522>mildly infuriating kek
>>201975508>rejects your 50p and asks for a quid instead
>>201975527scoring 2 with this sort of deficiency is crazy. they'll be alri
>>201975537dogs dont sit in hay
>No, it's not Saturday, it's fucking Sunday. And I've got to go to work in four fucking hours! Because every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Now can you SEE why I'm so fucking angry?!
not to sound like a lush but i heartily think the 90s and 00s were the worst decades to be born in in recent history, we got fucked so hard
The smell of tobacco and leather. Divine.
>>201975527Mental how unfunny all of the responses are to that on twatterESLs are killing internet humour
>>201975528she wants to sit on my penis
>>201975570wasn't worth posting the first time
>>201975527omds
>>201975573reckon the 10s and 20s are even worse
>>201975528whom
>>201975577twitter replies are entirely worthless in the musk era
>>201975596is the implication here that twitter was ever good
I wish they would colonize us formally. Imagine what china could manage with our continent. Not just industrially but the stunning parks on the banks of the Congo or the Nile. The beach resorts overlooking the Gulf of Aden
>>201975619twitter was good
>>201975579Fuck off cunt I deleted it 'cuz the thread ended
can't wait for tasmanian footy to come back on
>>201975596>>201975627Hello leftypol
>>201975627negative.
>>201975584Summer(summerxiris)
>>201975621lazy ape, it's never his fault
>>201975583getting to fight in ww2 would be kino (except in the pacific theatre) and things would be even better when you got home
>>201975643nothing to do with politicsreplies are objectively terrible in modern times because all the "top" replies are blue tick engagement-bait wankery
>>201975651YJK
>>201975661Why wouldn't the pacific be kino?
So apparently this is Rorke
Any other right wing porn enjoyers in?
>>201975675hot, bugs, and the japs were utter madmen, it was like nam without the soundtrack
>>201975651she yearns from my willy
>>201975684you've been yapping about this for several threads now pack it in
all porn is leftypol degeneracy
>>201975681Why do I want to fuck him
putting on glasses when you have even slightly bad vision (like +0.25) is madwonder how the really visually impaired feel
>>201975681don't understand why these things look like lovable giant pigs but are absolute fucking murder machines despite being herbivorous
>>201975722porn is based, fascist, degrades women just like the ancient greeks and that's basey based
how can I make my willy sensitive again
>>201975762Punch it
>>201975661>when
>>201975759it's actually all a leftypol satire of rorke. you've been played
probably a bit early to start drinking
Rorke under the impression a country of < 1 billion people can stay somewhat racially homogenousLeftypol realising that unless you're a giant ethno-bloc like China or India then it's inevitable
>>201975762make him watch Cinéma Paradiso
>>201975773no one actually died in ww2 except a bunch of slavs
Not seen commiemong on any of his usual rants recentlyMaybe he finally grew out of it
UZI 9mm
>>201975570Good film and well played by Mr Butterfield Pretty understandable bloke
barak obama was the first female president
cute how "kino" is just another funny word for "cool"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtfNtKVlys0listening to these and imagining dying in a war
>>201975791Da oozi nein millahmeetah
>>201975681youve stolen my gimmickand its "believe it or not... this is rorke"please refrain from infringing on my gimmick copyright
might do a roast chicken later
*wanders through /brit/*
>>201975802it has a slightly different meaning though, kind of like to praise something as having artistic merit despite not necessarily being artistic in nature
>>201975822blud thinks he has a monopoly on making dogshit posts
he's such a twat
>>201975829phwoar...
>>201975829Rorke's mum
this is rorke... believe it or not
>>201975829girls at the gym:
>it has a slightly different meaning though, kind of like to praise something as having artistic merit despite not necessarily being artistic in nature
>>201975829rasheed be like: corr spaff
>>201975829So apparently this is Rorke
>>201975829arsemogs me
Wear a watch. Wear a nice shirt. Trousers. Smart shoes. Put some bloody effort in!
>>201975836would still demolish this
>>201975843is this ironic or has it actually been sitting around on your hard drive since 2006?
>>201975884
>>201975829My 5-inch BWC could never
*nasal nerd voice*is this ironic or has it actually been sitting around on your hard drive since 2006?
scarcity doesn't exist and all poverty is artificially created by jewish bankers because they feed off suffering
>>201975911me in the mirror
>>201975870no reason
>>201975899You've clearly never fucked a goat
>>201975879cool was used in the exact same way. it started in jazz venues and made its way through the black community until they were just saying it about anything on the street
are aussies being mean to each other because toil is looming?
>>201975923you're scar-ing the hoes man
>>201975911*punts him*
>>201975942ahahaha
A nice coffee to start the day
*strolls into /brit/ nonchalantly holding a big poo in my hand*
>>201975937das rite
Coke snorting has big fascist energy
now this...is kvno
>>201975911you just know all that loose skin be jigglin around like crazy when he runs across an open grassy field
>>201975958this poster is about to make a curry
SAAARRRS
what is your streets won't forget /brit/ gimmick
legitimately think i might have a tapeworm or something because im always so hungry. like there's that constant achy feeling of being hungry in my stomach, even after eating a big meal. it's awful.
what the fuck is "streets won't forget"
http://www.armedforces.co.uk/armypayscales.phpOpinions?
underneath your foreskin is fresh, new, never-before-touched penile tissue waiting to give you an utterly blissful orgasm, idk just get it with a butter knife and then grab a hot shower
do you think his table is real wood or plywood? mdf maybe?
>>201976023time to fix your website
>>201976026not even how circumcision works you thick cunt
>>201976048how about you fix your attitude
>>201975977very boring film but probably interesting if you're a christfag i suppose
putting up the christmas tree
>>201976023should have a column with % chance of dying
UP IN DA CLUB
>>201976057ok ok calm down chaim
>>201976048average php experience
lightingstein and thunderberg still going at it
gonna raise hell on the cimberland gap
I've got a PHPPrettyHugePenis
>>201976100pics or no proof you know the drill
>>201976077computer nerd gimp tranny coded response
>>201976109no pics but it's 8 inches curved no cap
>>201976100Nice *holds my hand out expectedly*
You’re gosh darn tootin’
>>201976081I thought London was being bombed when I woke up last night
https://youtube.com/watch?v=B8buQKZMur8
grim how many troons there are in computer science and obscure areas of maths nowcant be good for the fields having those hormonal people working on things
>>201976113got you rattled
we never poo like we used to
>>201976140
>>201976064but did you watch the director's cut
What is this life if, full of care,We have no time to stand and stare.No time to stand beneath the boughsAnd stare as long as sheep or cows.No time to see, when woods we pass,Where squirrels hide their nuts in grass.No time to see, in broad daylight,Streams full of stars, like skies at night.No time to turn at Beauty's glance,And watch her feet, how they can dance.No time to wait till her mouth canEnrich that smile her eyes began.A poor life this if, full of care,We have no time to stand and stare
>>201976137for me it's mumei
https://youtu.be/1_Hj1cH2pr0?si=c7e97QxVBzNjykOVBeen enjoying Fauna a lot lately lads
So this is Rorke
>>201976195Corrr imagine
dislike the canadians who post on /brit/ instead of /cum/ where they belong
Do I have chocolate or ice cream for dessert tonight lads?
>>201976224chocolate in the ice cream lad go on
>>201976224why not both?
^ fat
>>201975977now this is kino
Big glass of full fat milk and sausage sandwiches for breakfast x
>>201976174I'm going to read this at my hearing, thanks pal
winter soon my God
another day in my fat smelly ogre incel chud life draws to a close
desperately want something then when i get it I am disappointed, any solutionlads in?
>>201976294ktim
Well?
kwipu chippy leeko
I love cats, but if I were a girl and a guy told me he loved cats it'd be a little bit of an ick
>>201976292used to do this on purpose in year 7-8 because i didn't want to ask to go to the toilets
>>201976294audibly kahteem'd
>>201976232>>201976234You fat cunts are a terrible influence on me. Thankfully there's barely any ice cream so I can do this without feeling much guilt
>>201976304I always select black lives matter
>>201976304>Indigenous rightsYep :)
>>201976304gamers rightsgamers rightsgamers rights
nigbert
looking at porn and wanking every day makes you bald
>>201976190Cute granny
>>201976292Sir Bed Wetter
>>201976370Hmmm.... interesting....
>>201976322little treat mate life's too short to get your panties in a bunch
>>201976304*skip*
poowart
What is this life if, full of care,We have no time to lose our hair
my son, who is named poowert
poowert pee barmsworth
>>201976420like this post
the ladsthe fellasthe /brit/postersthe pint drinkersthe poo doersthe clue gainers
bit of cake up the arse
Might become a substitute teacherClean in and out, minimal witnesses
reckon gta 6 will get delayed until the final year of the ps5 and xbsex's life cycles so they can rerelease it on the next console generation the following year, sneaky fuckers
Having sex with my hand
screaming and crying and wanking
winky poo
>>201976470wouldn't bet against you given how many times GTA V has been releasedA child born when that first came out will practically be a teenager when the 6th one comes out, and in their mid-late 20s if the 7th takes just as long
im evil and ugly
asian folder nearly at 2gb now
>>201976506what a bizarre visual
Can someone clarify investment portfolios to me?Say you go for a 3-fund portfolio with a 40-40-20 split, and you have 10k to start with. Would you allocate 4k-4k-2k and add future contributions in the same proportion? Or does it mean rebalancing by selling stocks?
bit sexist of dark souls 3 to have one female boss and the easiest way to kill her is look at her arse the whole time
>>201976503the so called whiteboy sex
Do you like spicy food?
brown people can't tell when they have a pooey butt because it looks the same
>>201976524reminds me of that roald dahl image where a person with negative thoughts often looks nasty on the outsidequite fond of that interpretation - be a nice person and the world smiles back as they say
>>201976569Goodness me
I may be in my childhood bedroom but it smells of rose and sandalwood
>>201976569What lovely bottoms those two ladies have on them
>>201976580bro is like 50
>>201976569Janitor, crush his skull
>>201976569Sauce??
>>201976569are these girls asian? i need to know before i allow myself to become aroused
>>201976569I would probably die if I saw this with my own eyes
>>201976569Jiminy crickets
>>201976569thems arses
Longest I've ever gone without eating?4 daysHonestly quite bizarre towards the end.You shit but it's literally just liquid. It's like pissing from your arse.Your body says it needs to shit but there's nothing to shit out so you just expulse water from your body.Utterly bizarre.
>>201976581Alright Siva
norwood reaper has had his way with menot long left i think
>>201976569i will never see this irl
rorke the typa nigga to describe his willy as largesaid willy: 6.2 inch length 4.5inch girth
>>201976642oh hell nah rorke that willbert aint big
>>201976642ktim
>>201976616what a depressing postthe thought that a lad has not seen this in his own natural life
>>201976630wee is a form of shit
>>201976569good grief
Mad how there are men here in their late 20s and even into their 30s who have never had sex. Never seen a woman naked. Maybe never even kissed before.
>>201976630>You shit but it's literally just liquid. It's like pissing from your arse.This is most mornings for me
>>201976615not getting anything on my end so i think not
>>201976668>who have never had sex. Never seen a woman naked. Maybe never even kissed beforektim! ktim! ktim!
>>201976656>>201976668I'm 31 and have never touched a breast or exchanged text messages with a woman
>>201976630Why did you not eat for 4 days
side-shuffling around my room and calling it a dance
>>201976569
>>201976668meI'm healthy, tall, have a good job and education, hobbies but alas I will remain a vf
Deepthroating a moka pot latte
>>201976688I have had sex with 3 women and kissed 7
>>201976722font
>>201976711>>201976688someone should kick you to death out of mercy
>>201976687>>201976688>>201976711not with that attitude ladsyour time will come get amongst it
>>201976688I've had a gf for 7 years and but I'm still a virgin
>>201976635if you've got a grand or so handy you could quite easily arrange a threesome with two prossies
bursting frubes up my arse and then farting them out
>>201976698I don't get it.
>>201976741rubbish
>>201976689just wanted to see how long I could lastI've done a bunch of weird shit with my body>Went a whole month with having next to no sugarAs you can imagine when I went back even the most bland shit tasted unfathomably sweet. It's like going without cumming for a long time and then having the best wank ever. That first week back was magical.>Tried that carnivore shit Peterson's harping on aboutLost weight but it's dull as fuck and my shits were painful, would not recommend>KetoKeto Flu is quite a surreal experience. Once you get through that weight comes off crazy fast but that flu was like being on drugs.It's a hobby of mine I suppose.
>>201976741Explain
>>201976688ktim except my two best friends are women, think i might be gay
>>201976765It is in fact *pregnant pause* the truth *audience lets out a confused, sympathetic noise*
i hate myself, leave me alone
>>201976711one day men will realize that none of that shite matters and all you need to do is not be a social freak and be moderately fun to be around
Lauren Chen my little Asian fuck doll. You want my BWC don’t you, you little slut
>>201976783She has a complex regional pain disorder of the fannois
literally just got blacked right there
>>201976793you in some religious situationship then?
>>201976771have you ever shoved your finger up your arse to see if its nice
>>201976824Omdz rorke
catberg is licktoiling my fingers
>>201976825ohsorry to hear ladyou haven't even tried?
>>201976824can't be having these horny thoughts out loud lad
>>201976831
pillswankingnoncejacob rees-moggcloudsangryrubberspooyellowexampleflatulence autumnblairitesbumpintsflowers
got a jobcentretoil appointment with the barely sentient african man tomorrow
have you ever spoken to a woman theyre fucking grim
I assume most posters here are virgins. If a poster says they’re not a virgin I assume they’re LARPing until proven otherwise.
>>201976771u do sleelp araylsis?
tim buckley was good, better than jeff buckley
>>201976823yeah I was a good laugh in uni and was making progress but I got cucked by covidberg, then I moved ofr work and don't have any mates in the area
>>201976900uhm what the fortntie
>>201976873is he sound or a jobsworth
>>201976880been as far as shagging one me
The incels are posting their Asian underage looking fetishes again
>>201976569corr and I mean corrr
>>201976825she should make concessions for you to shag other women, a man has needs
>>201976886hmmm not sure about that ladstill tend to believe /brit/ has a healthy mix of virgins and shaggers
>>201976915not sure yet, only had one appointment with him so farhe just read stuff off a screen
atloo uhofw dovfn iseee oerrr
>>201976900Bet it smells of poo.
>>201976771That's very strange. I was hoping you'd done that due to being on a massive bender of some sorts
>>201976886*removes stethoscope and looks up to you over my reading glasses*yes well we call that a cope, a very serious condition
>>201976936boo hoo nigga
We love our asian girls, don't we folks
>>201976944Nope. All of your posts itt I’ve judged and assumed you’re a larping virgin. Sorry. Feel free to prove me wrong
>>201976980bno#
>>201976980rorke we have to do something about this yellow fever mate
boohoo nigganah fuh real nigga i'm crying like a little bitch over here
>>201976873at least he has a job
>>201976947what have you put in your journal in the time between then and now?
>>201977000Well until white women lower their standards im asian only
>>201976944doubt brit has any real shaggersmaybe a couple of us have stumbled into a relationship or two here and there
>>201976993I quite literally had sex half an hour ago
>>201976972‘
>>201977013about 8 jobs
>>201977010some would argue that certain people have an easier time getting civil service rolesnot me though
any mexpert in?what is the soup looking thing?
time for a cup of tea and a good book
>>201977021You’re just making it worse lad, now I’m absolutely certain.
weight watchers is a humiliation ritual
still thinking about that real chunky pimple i popped yesterday
>>201977045Birria tacos, you dip them in that broth
>>201977045its birria lad you are supposed to dip the tacos in it
Just found out the wheels on the bus go round and round
i don't know how to have sex
>>201976980could do with a dark academia oxbridge educated asian crypto-fascist gf
>>201977030yeah that should be fine they will ask you what sort of jobs you're looking for and then occasionally "send" you a job that they believe fits that description (so it looks like they're doing something beyond verifying your existence once a week). When they do this you must apply for this job or you will be sanctioned.obviously it would be a shame if you applied to their recommended, garbage, job and didn't get it but that's quite simply out of your hands isn't it? There's no way to apply to a job and ensure you don't get applied all you can do is send off your CV and see what the employer makes it and if they like it they like it and if not then that's too bad, you applied and that can be verified. I hope you understand my meaning.
>>201977122reckon you ought to have sex with an average woman and stop obsessing over looney tunes stereotypes of women who dont even exist
you really have government-appointed african sperg handlers?
>>201977124oh i understandthank you, i assume you are experienced in the dark arts of the jobcentre
off to the cultural centre
>>201977122*chekas her*
anyone else absolutely despise themselves?
>>201977122fuck off nick land
>>201977202i see no reason not to
>>201977202proud of how far I've come actually
It ends today and I haven't watched a single minute of the Paralympics.Not one.
>>201977202more of a repugnant odious worm to be fair
>>201977202No I think I’m alri
Happy 2 year anniversary of Lizzie Windsor dyingRest in piss cunt
wonder what tim's up to
>>201977216it's just not itI've nothing against paralympic people but I simply have no desire to watch the paralympics whereas I watched perhaps 12 hours a day of the olympic games
>>201977202no because self-hatred is for gay mentally stunted angsty narcissistic teenagerslike boo hoo nigga all i ever think about is myself and my own shortcomings... err whats that will i ever actually put in the work to overcome said shortcomings? ummmmm
>>201977238shopping
>>201977242>I watched perhaps 12 hours a day of the olympic gamesbizarre
>>201977253seems so
>>201977269>>201977269
>>201977234this time 2 years ago someone was phoning Huw Edwards at home, mid goon-sesh, telling him to get his big arse put away, put some trousers on and get in to the studio asap
>>201977238probably sectioned again
>>201977287hehe
>>201975621>china built more in Africa in the 21st century than Europeans did back in the 1700sWait really? Silly us for not giving you highways and high speed rail networks in the pre-industrial age. I guess China isnt building many fucking schools over there.
