bathing edish
loving myself and loving the world, two incompatible concepts
simpsons/spongebob crossover episode
>>201977278norm genuinely came out with some wonderfully pure observations at times
>RussiaFull of bearsNational animal is a bear>USAFull of bald eaglesNational animal is a bald eagle>CanadaFull of meeseNational animal is a moose>Shitain0 LionsNational animal is a lionfuck off
>>201977346moosi
Asian women are more feminine. Want to cook. Want to clean. Take care of their weight. Dress better. Lower body count. Have hobbies. I’m sorry, ladies the choice is clear. From now on I’m Asian ONLY.
>>201977346Plenty of lions here mate, never been to Chester Zoo?
why white people like this bro
>>201977353>>201977358LOL
norm "I will not eat another single morsel of food, until margaret thatcher is dead and buried!" macdonald
Men who are into Asian women give me the ick big time
>>201977342why is there an app for everything but how to rape a baby?
>>201977406
>>201977369katy left them on read
>>201977358Fuckup rorke man your gran's retarded she walks up the stairs backwards
the mentally ill belgium flag is backundoubtedly the worst poster you'll see today, maybe the worst to ever do it
boards.4chan.org##[id^=p]:has(.flag-be)
>>201977401t. white hoggo be a disgusting whore somewhere else
would spaff in many women of different races
>>201977451Timothee
>>201977453i want to fuck an indian
>>201977471don't shag your curry mate. burn your knob off
Good morning team. Let's make today a productive and fun day
>>201977446that's a fella initboyish frame, shite makeup, taller than the other lad, trying too hard to be cute it's got to be a bloke
We really ought to bring covid backThose two years where we had that massive dip in immigration, none of the foreign students could come, and a large portion ended up going home was genuinely really nice.
>>201977446eeee its just a big bloke in a wig!seems desperate for a bumming off that other bloke mind
Or just tall. I know tall guys who are (imo) not very good looking at all but they clean up. My gf even says she always has to remind herself "is he actually good looking or is he just tall"
>>201977471would rather put my cock in a septic tank
leftypol: guys im non binaryrasheed: naan biryani?? *licks lips*
>>201977494This was literslly me before I got a gf. Yes she is Asian.
>>201977488>>201977499https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=668f56fdb32d1
>>201977551giggling like a cute little schoolgirl x
>>201977518i'm tall and decent looking to boot but i get 0 pussy, autism is a hell of a handicap
>>201977578>Pornhub is undergoing maintenance
Got an itchy arsehole
>>201977494don't understand why it's a bad thing to go for women that treat you better
>>201977603do you have any niche interests you could join a hobby or social club for
be a shame if someone was to boot you to death
>>201977578you could have just said I'm right
>>201977611the only women with male-dominated hobbies are trannies
>>201977518>My gf even says she always has to remind herself "is he actually good looking or is he just tall"deary me
>>201977611not really, i see people discuss these "social clubs" all the time but i'm not sure they exist, where do these people congregate exactly?
feel like fat betty stuffing myself with muck
>>201977642Do a sport or some sort of recreational exercise nigga!
>>201977578yeh fairly obvious its a bloketallgiant feetlarge angular skullobvious wigprobs would mind
>>201977578
my train is cancelled and when I phoned toilberg to let him know I was going to be late all he said was "well you better find a way to get in for your start of shift".sure mate, I'll just start walking around the tracks now shall I? incomprehensible wanker.
>>201977446what the fuck this is HOTbut i'm too ugly to enjoy this
>>201977642I mean idk but when I go to the pub with my mates every week there's this table of people playing dungeons and dragons there and they're like 50/50 men and womenmaybe they have a facebook group or something
woh oh fat bettyscranalamwoh oh fat bettyscranalamate a whole pack of hamscranalamthen chased it with spam
>>201977693its sunday - people dont work on sundays
You are the smelliest cunt to ever come from smellycunt-on-the-river-smelly*laugh track*
Log off.Shut down.Go outside.
ahh yes
>>201977693Lol he’s fuckinh done you, not interested in your sob stories whatsoever hahaHurry up and get toiling cunt, my benefits won’t pay for themselves
a tu lhd oooi ofvso wfee ner er r
>>201977693your boss sounds like an utter goose for that commentyou shouldn't be copping that
had a dream last night where i shagged a guy up the bum, like there was hyperrealistic visual and feeling of my knob entering his lovely tight arsehole. not gay myself personally though
>>201977603holy cope
Thinking about lunch
>>201977728you'll have to work one day. we can't all pay for your life of leisure.
>>201977740*sticks tongue out at you*
>>201977729Warrior skull shape, probably incredibly thick and heavy, you could probably bounce a bullet off that manly cranium
>>201977693Should have called him a cuntWhat's he going to do, fire you?
>>201977711A clue?Gained.
Off to the local Londis anyone want owt?
can you help me out ladsI want a religion that sounds cool and not cringe.The type of religion that will make someone go "woah this fella's got a backstory I've got to hear"any reccies?
>>201977737what does your boyfriend think about this?
>>201977791pack of haribo
>>20197779120 sterling dual and 2 cans of monster pls mate
Looking forward to you "good looking" lads reaching the part of life where you realise you have always been bang average, if not worseIt's a humbling moment
>>201977748I’m 33 and I haven’t worked a day in my life so I doubt it
>>201977791can of tizer please lad
Mad how grim these Isles are in autumn, winter, and early spring
>>201977766*pulls out the gun I was hiding in my leather jacket and shoots you in the head killing you instantly then stealing your phone finds out the whereabouts of your loved ones and goes to rape and murder them*
>>201977797Um... Zoroastrianism
>>201977828well that's not very nice is it
>>201977797CATHOLICISM
>>201977861Love it
>>201977861love how cheerful these magazines aremad still how people buy them
you lads listening to any interesting podcasts then?
>>201977892no such thing
>>201977828*haunts you for the rest of your days, appearing in your peripheral vision and bathroom mirror occasionally, and sometimes in your dreams, just enough to drive you to the bottle and cause you to lose everything you cherish*
>>201977852So long as your happy with the backstory being a gay porno
>>201977892naread a book
>>201977892>podcastsIs it 2021?
>>201977823went there in summer once and it was LOVELY
Thoughts on oceanariums lads
*quietly goes about being the best crisps in Britain*
can feel the booze running through me systemvile muck
a fire? at a seapark?
Bright star, would I were stedfast as thou art—Not in lone splendour hung aloft the nightAnd watching, with eternal lids apart,Like nature’s patient, sleepless Eremite,The moving waters at their priestlike taskOf pure ablution round earth’s human shores,Or gazing on the new soft-fallen maskOf snow upon the mountains and the moors—No—yet still stedfast, still unchangeable,Pillow’d upon my fair love’s ripening breast,To feel for ever its soft fall and swell,Awake for ever in a sweet unrest,Still, still to hear her tender-taken breath,And so live ever—or else swoon to death.
>>201977892>podcasts in 2024
>>201977980yet you keep coming back to it eh?
>>201977964you lot just HAVE to be different don't youoceanarium, aeroplane, aubergine, etctime to grow up frankly
>>201977966theyve changed them theyre weak now
don't carenot arsed
>>201977966Maybe if you're a bender
>>201977996>ripening breastbit noncey
>>201977966prefer the prawn cocktail myself
me? easy. Pickled onion monster munch.
>>201978010no, they got them from us
>>201977346The British lion is heraldic in nature.
>>201978010tbf in australia the official term is also "aeroplane"that's the reason the film "airplane" was renamed "flying high" here
brannigans beef and mustardthe GOATkilled off by woke
>>201978035at least get the flamin' hot ones
>>201977966remember eating these and watching robot wars xthose were the days, none of the woke nonsense back then
>>201978010>uh ackshually it's called an eggplant because... egg
crisps are for children
>>201978058the new best is Co-op Irresistible Hand Cooked Sea Salt & Chardonnay Wine Vinegar
>>201978043>usCreator of words are you
>>201978043>>201978048>>201978066baited for these exact responses
pooing gay porn
>>201978096yea, created this for instanceDIEV ET MON DROIT
>>201978098ah yeahwell you gave me a (You) so I'm still going to good lad you
>Hand Cooked Sea Salt & Chardonnay Wine Vinegar
sometimes I feel like i be living in a nightmare then i remember I spent 10000 dollars on some jewellery to wear im from the streets no fair
>>201978048>the film "airplane" was renamed "flying high" heremust've had a pretty low opinion of the public here if they thought we wouldn't be able to make the translation
shouldn't have had that bit of cake earliergoing to be pooing cats and dogs soon
>>201978117800 years old are you
>>201977644woah fat Betty bambalam
>>201978142wasn't that, they thought we'd reject it for sounding too americanwhich is weird given it's a very american film
pooing cats and dogs
You’re all my little peons. I bait you time and time again. Over and over. It’s like watching ants, you dance to my tune until I get bored. A social experiment if you will. A mere game to me and you’re the ones being played.
American?Nothing merry about the cans.Ruined my life.
>>201978200devilish...
>>201978200
you lads watching the great north run then? Some horrible rain isn't it.
>>201978231No
joshua to knock out dubois by round 4 - odds are 7/1thoughts?
>>201978215that is stinking patter
shove it rorke
>>201978236sounds gooddubois lost to that bum joe joyce so I expect joshua to win comfortably
>>201978236Dubois has retard power and AJ has a sketchy chin. I’m putting it all on DYNAMITE Dubois!
>>201978236thoughts?surely theres not enough fish in Antarctica to feed all them penguins and the bloody water is froze!
>>201978249Patter?I don't even know her
>>201978250autistic discord tranny humour
Chest day is the best day.
>>201978304think we can all appreciate a good chest, lad.
i love to play my bongos in the morning~
Got my navy Baracuta G9 Herrington jacket on
Working out made me look fat
gfberg showing me feel good posts from Facebook and commenting on how good they are and I have to sit there and pretend I am happy like a normie.
i hate jews and niggers
wifeberg asking me to take the kids to the park with her and I have to pretend I want to like a normie.
got nothing on
the pooing hour draws ever closer
>>201978414should show her /r/MadeMeSmile, /r/HumansBeingBros on redditshe would enjoy those, likely more than the facebook shite
>>201978414just disassociate until you can get back to your PC and get some proper (you)s that will make you feel human again
>>201978457that's going to be a kaytimmers from me
>>201978457>get some proper (you)s that will make you feel human againktim
i wonder what it'd be like to eat one massive germ the size of a tennis ball, would it be like eating jelly or more solid like a slice of ham. guess we'll never really know
bloody hell it's already Septemberthe years go by so FUCKING quickly
>>201978565wouldn't be a germ would itfundamentally different thing at that point
>>201978581been watching the /cric/ lad
>>201978581only because you're a dull cunt whose every week looks identical to the one before itif you were a bit more fun time would go by slower
scared to go on nhentai since it shut down the other day
>>201978581https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NU9JoFKlaZ0&ab_channel=GreenDaywake me up in october
>>201978581almost Christmas though lad
biting a chunk out of my pet amoeba
>>201978565would probably look too gross to eat
>>201978646Do they celebrate Halloween in France?
>>201978666no
>>201978613needlessly mean spirited and thankfully untrueI have quite a rich and dynamic life full of different events, social outings and variancesone might say time is going by precisely BECAUSE I'm so busy and fulfilled
>>201977346britain's full of liarsour national animal is a wordplay, one final "fuck you" from the educated elite who believe the underclass to be too stupid to decode the joke (they are, as evidenced by your post)
>>201978650
>>201978666evil little post this.
>>201978650good homer image that
wtf
any fellow flâneurs here?
>>201978748thought it was that welsh one
imagine you move into uni halls on the first day of first year all nervous and excited after thinking about it all summer and some ugly lad in a wig and dress has been placed in your flathow disappointed would you be?
>>201978565find one of these things and scran it, largest known single-celled organism, can grow up to 20cm in diameter
>>201978748just climbed that this morning
>>201977346national animal of canada is beaver, actually
>>201978771flâned about in my days
what are you lads getting for Christmas then?
>>201978748english exclave in scotland
>>201978803wank and a poo
>>201978748tallest one in WA is 1240 and has a road that goes all the way up
>>201978803existential anguish at another year of my life wasted
rains picked up
>>201978781starting grad studies soon and have college accommodation. genuinely terrified of this happening, would unironically be depressed if i had to live next to one of them
>>201978803turning 29 the day before
>>201978784NEED to bite into that like an apple
>>201978825sorry to hear that lad. you at least getting some chocolate though?
>>201978781Would probably get shit faced during freshers week, shag him rotten and then ignore him for the rest of the year
>>201978784made this if you're wanting it
utterly mind boggling to me people born the day before or after Christmas. Must be such a waste only getting presents for the one event. Wonder if they feel left out?
>>201978803Might get a text from my mum. That's usually about it now I'm in my 30's
>>201978784>>201978892what is it then
>>201978803a bf
when ulysses finally comes back, he is first greeted by his dogeven back then, the dog's faithfullness was appreciated
mental how the tallest mountain in wales has a bloody steam train going up it
eat the 20cm single cell organism rorke
>>201978894sisterberg's birthday is december 24th but she decided to change her birthday to some day in july at some point and the family just went with it
>>201978953you could get a steam train running up everest if there was the political will for it
>>201978966how do you just "change your birthday" and just have everyone go along with it
Fucking hate the Edinburgh accent ye know like ae
>>201977644I just got done with watching Mad Men. Now that was a TV show. Think it's even better than the Sopranos
20cm single cell organism was my nickname in prison
>>201978981went back in for 6 months
buying clothes when you're around 30 is horrible, everything is either too hip or too boring
>>201978974britain 1 nepal 0
>>201979002fucking howling
>>201979002uncircumcised bbc
>>201978894that only happens if your parents are total cunts. if they do that shit chances are you've got bigger problems than fewer presents.i always got a very clear and distinct birthday dedicated to me on christmas eve with presents just for me comparable to what my brother got in february and my whole family would be there already for crimbo so it was always a good day. never saw any friends on the day though, but had a couple of parties a few days before.
>>201978981we all agreed it must be a pain in the arse to have a birthday on christmas eve
>grandmother asking me if i have a gf again
>>201978936In that poem a woman remains faithful to her absent husband for 20 years. It's completely fake
>>201979002Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil and Vile (2019)
>>201979002GRIM
>>201979010I unironically just google pictures of Ryan Gosling and look for stuff similar to what he's wearing.
>>201978920some sort of giant germ
grab life by the cock and wank it off
>>201979039her husband was a chadi believe it
>>201979037family just assumes i'm a woofter and haven't come out at this point
>>201979033yeah fair enough I suppose, although other peope seem to cop ithow'd she manage to come up with her new date? Just perfectly distanced away from Chrissy? Bit of a cold time of year
mad how the nation of islam was founded by a white bloke
>>201978982I just hate Glaswegians in general. oh you put a traffic cone on a statue. ha ha fucking hilarious mate tell me again how people make Glasgow when it's full of schemes and junkies.fucking cunts.
>I unironically just google pictures of Ryan Gosling and look for stuff similar to what he's wearing.
Tempted to have a little alcoholic drinky-winky
>>201979100kek I actually pull it off though
>>201979075Edinburgh is full of junkies as well
>>201979102a wittle bottle of alcyhol... woopsie! i've dwinked a whole litrery witrery! BAD anony wonny!
>>201979100I would wear that if I was allowed. More like this though unfortunately.
>>201979102did someone say...beveragino?
Rorke googling "how to eat pussy" despite not talking to a single woman for 5 months
>>201979114yea that's what every mong in the pic tells to himself
>>201979118yew maw is a junkie ken
>>201979100proof that cinematography and professional lighting does wonders
Lolzorz, AI-generated black child from Africa
>>201979010>too hipdress how you want mate. if it looks good age doesn't matter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvTSu6B9qck
>>201979100don't understand why this film resonated so much with incelish type lads, i watched it once, thought it was kinda boring, and moved on with my life
>>201979161ken like ae
>>201979141he dresses like a mong lolthe jeans and boots combos are decent actually but wearing two lame jackets is fucking stupid
>>201979171carling cupsky sports
>>201979141don't remember him being an astronaut
>>201979173he's just like me
want an insane french gf
tugging on my little green willy
watching below deckmad how demanding and rude darkiods are
girl once told me she got the ick when she found out how many hardback books I owned
>>201979216he played neil armstrong
might do some fun tech things today
>>201979218love that picture haha. mind if I save?
>>201979205Cold though innit. Looks cooler than one jacket and a big dumb coat.
are timberlands IN this fall??????????????
hate everyone who's from a different part of Scotland from me don't even like most of the people from my part of Scotland
>>201979173It's the laconic solitary guy doing a cool, adrenaline rush type activity. Personally I was very disappointed to find this film was just a remake of The Driver (1978). Refn used to make such great films like the Pusher trilogy, he lost his touch once he arrived in America
>>201979248don't think this happened
>>201979263go for it, got a whole folder of goslings
might just go back to bedgot fuck all to do and its depressing inside and outside
a heatwave in september whoever heard the like
>>201979274What part would that be lad?
>>201979248didn't happenshaggers know that women love men that read
wonder if i can treat my vulnerable narcissism or simply transition over to regular narcissism
got the darts on
>>201979280>this film was just a remake of The Driver (1978)it's an adaptation of a novel
another day in the poo mines
>>201979333north east
Why are second hand kindles still 90% of the price of new ones?
>>201979387Grim
>>201979239Who's the chef?Ben is my favourite
>>201979381It's identical to The Driver. Who cares about some hack unknown novel
>>201979396mate you're paying for the privilege of never having to pay for a book ever again for the rest of your natural life just open your wallet and get it bought
>>201979425>Who cares about some hack unknown novelRefn cared.
>>201979463No he didn't he just copied the laconic getaway driver who lives a reclusive life thing from The Driver
>>201979349and then perhaps reach an even more prestigious tier of being: transitioning into a more empathetic and agreeable individual through a process of self-reflection, mindfulness and well-rounded social interaction
>£3.60
>>201979502mayo too spicy for timmy
>>201979502Rorke's meal deal
>>201979461I wanted one for cheap thoughbeit. People selling used ones are charging almost full price. I'd rather just buy a full price one so I can get one I know isn't broke or has ads.Apparently kindles have ads. Mad world we're living in
rorkes mum crying alone in the kitchen
>>201979498Need to be a shark to succeed professionally in this world. Honest people get relegated quick
>>201979498easy for you to say when you probably were like that to begin with
>>201979502feeling adventurous today are we
>>201979502Crisps and a water cost £2.20?
>>201979480i read the books
>>201979502>saltedwtf m8 you're mouth will be on fire
>>201979562didn't ask
>>201979549well thank you lad, although self-improvement is a lifelong endeavour as they say
leftypol watching his vids with a notepad and pencil to take his recommendations to heart
TIFFYTIME
>>201979531The one I have I keep on aeroplane mode so no ads are downloaded and it never phones home to notify Amazon that it's full of pirated books.In fairness I don't know what ones they have these days, if the aeroplane mode still works. Perhaps they come with pre-baked ads and also the machine doesn't work if not connected to the internet somehow, wouldn't surprise me.
>>201979591mad how he's 31
>>201979591I was on /brit/ when he was still releasing those
rorke stopping to ask for directions with his missus in the passenger seat oh my days
Should probably get a job and sort my life out now that I think about it
>Writing under his telegraphic code name ''Britman,'' Churchill urged his war cabinet to remove de Gaulle, then based in London.
>>201979671occasionally I have these thoughts also but then I get as far as actually getting a job and doing it for 2 weeks and I am reminded that it's not for me
>>201979671bah, that can wait til tomorrow
>>201979708der ner ner nerner ner ner nerBRITMAN
>>201979671my employment agency told me that they think i'm their "most employable" client but they've had me for almost a year now and nothinghad one interview and almost got the job but it required the vaxx and i'm not vaxxed
what's a good android phone for me?
>>201979788>required the vaxxIs that still a thing over there?
>>201979820your so thick lol
>>201979802depends on your needs
>>201979820it was in the job i was going for (it was in a medical facility)
>>201979826?
Willy Bottom Fanny John BobLMAOOOOOOO
>>201979826You're*
>>201979421rachel desuben is a lad
Mention the vax and watch Diego go mental
how come it's impolite to say to themen in speedos at the pool 'nice balls and penis'
>>201979885hs?
Laundry pod fallen into the door in minute 1 of a 40 minute wash That's £8 successfully wasted.
>>201979913we gon extract your brain and dip it in pepsi max for 20 minutes my nigga
>>201979913>themen in speedosUgh pop them in the wathing mathine
>>201979913>thementhought those were the fella in dune
What do cuckqueens call their "bulls"? Sows?
is Nothing Phone the British iPhone?should patriots of UK buy it?
shooing thome themen out of my penith
Rorke twerking his wee bum to the Coronation Street intro
>>201979949
>>201979968it runs android and is overpriced for the hardwareso no
and the new?
>>201980004make your own cunting new wanker
>>201980004not my place to make it
making new theads is for gimpsyou're not a gimp are you?
NEW>>201980036>>201980036>>201980036
>>201980069looks very similar to mine
>>201980089corrr corrrr
>>201980130>>201980130
