rorke's mum edish
doing a wee
I fucking love being bipolar it's shite
>go out>drink responsibly>have a meh/mostly shit time>feel mostly fine the next dayor>go out>drink irresponsibly>feel ontop of the world>black out>wake up feeling awful filled with anxiety and an earfull from a mate for how i was actingsigh cant win lads just cant win
I'd shag the brown off Ash bros, and I'm tired of pretending I wouldn't
God bless our beautiful King and Queen
Free to chooseFree to liveSimple as
mashing a poo with a potato masher
>>201980130is this some kind of weird hybrid creature? where's its tail?
>>201980130Poor thing must get raped daily
Going to go have a shower in the dark
A story in 4 parts
>>201980130https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edGOeTr2Ghg&ab_channel=JohnGillooley>THIS IS OBSCENE!
>>>/wsg/5654344party time
nth for the gyaldem
>>201980184stay at home and play 1990's RPGs
>>201980216Good.
my wife and gf
>>201980232do that during the week im talking about weekends
>>201980130Was going to post "Rasheed getting sweaty watching this" but then realized it was a sheep instead of a goat so instead it's "Llewellyn getting sweaty watching this."
>>201980218limmy's show. funnyat the peak of his powers then
>>201980220catberg has gone too fat
>>201980209Tail got in the way
>>201980237Dasha always looks like she smells like piss
>>201980237both of them are trans mate
what's wrong dear, u barely touched ur Хaнa Moнтaнa pizza
>>201980216reckon black men are a fat girl cope because blacks love fat white women for some reason
>>201980130expect many of these flags ITT
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1725415770889243.webm
The unplanned drinking sheshes were always the best for some reason. I'd just have a spare beer left in the fridge, drink it and then have more and more until I gave myself in to it. And I'd be listening to something cool that I'd just discovered, playing a game and I'd be like "man this is awesome".Then I'd try recreate it a few days later and it just wouldn't hit the same.
great having a conciergei just order all sorts of shite and i dont need to be in to pick it up
>>201980296chinese whispers
>>201980237my trad wife on the right and her gf x
>>201980280Fat women have the padding to take a BBC pounding
>>201980289
>>201980184>do thing>drink responsibly>have a meh/mostly shit timeor>do same thing>drink irresponsibly>feel ontop of the worldyou're just realising how overrated going out is. I hate being in a dark crowded room with a load of knobheads and music so loud you can't hear people talk. quit the muck and find what you enjoy when your mind is clear
>>201980248https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edGOeTr2Ghg&ab_channel=JohnGillooleyafter every peak, a fallno man can live with this much guilt
>>201980280how come Timmy will say this but won’t accept that wmaf is cope
>>201980282occasionally we get a jordanian asking about speaking english but i think thats it
>>201980345Wmaf is a meme
>>201980296>Anon's cock is how big?!
>>201980305sounds based
all my hoes do shrooms. all my hoes do coke.
>>201980345WMAF is definitely a cope, i don't find asian women attractive at all, also find the way they squeak like a chewtoy in porn to be very offputting
I have literally never seen this dress as blue and black. Always white and gold
>I hate being in a dark crowded room with a load of knobheads and music so loud you can't hear people talk
feel like going clubbing but a night out is like 3 months' income to me
any /topic_man/ in ?
>>201980417how much coke do you usually go through?
pooing the house to smithereens
>>201980417pubs clear clubs all dayget a nice comfy table, bit of food in as wellsorted
o ow lfn tofe ahver uoer dsr ie o
>>201980394blue and gold innit
>>201980401He is right though. When I used to go out I'd spend 90% of the time in the smoking area
>>201980184or just do mcat instead Looool
>>201980417is fucked how much even a mild night out costs nowno idea how people afford to do it every weekend. must use a majority of their paycheck on it
>>201980436none, it's just the booze that's so fucking expensive
>>201980453Not really the same is itMay as well say staying in with a cup of tea 'clear' pubbing and clubbing
these hoes are for the streets
/brit/ morris group when
feel like asian women are a faustian bargain
>>201980512Haven't watched that Moroccan video in a while
>>201980481levchenko's so lucky
>>201980512rorke making up things and drawing them to make himself angry again
erm where's the mogus
>>201980289Got a stiffy looking at this to be honest
>>201980531Moroccan video?
>>201980394I've always thought the whole debate is asinine, it's clearly BLUE and gold as this lad helpfully proves: >>201980460
>>201980579Yeah yeah i think it was morocco
r u eatin what mahu's cookin?
/brit/ boys kissing each other
>>201980613westernised muck
another day another /brit/ isn't it lads
>>201980613pretty girl
https://i.4cdn.org/pol/1725790326079374.webm
ffs i wanked again to porntrying to gain a clue but made one week with exercise, diet, no porn then this weekend ive let it all fall apart again
>>201980512leftoid ideology demolished in one cartoon
>>201980659thats sulad's bird
>>201980659I can fix her
>>201980659perfect east asian wife
i love how fatarses are absolutely scrompling and bompling over nikocado's weight loss>no.... it cannot be... he was meant to be fatter than me!!! i was meant to use him as a benchmark to feel better about myself!!! no!!! how can you possibly prove that fat loss is possible and the only reason i won't lose weight is because i'm a weak, pathetic, cowardly, disgusting piece of shit!!!
>>201980663wanked it to gay porn again, eh?it's alri, layou relapsed but you can make it out of it, ok?
>nofap means you dont fap enough>gooning means you fap too muchwhats the societally appropriate amount of fapping?
Morally just to avoid taxes and waste government money as they'll only spend it on foreigners anyway
>>201980659kind of boring shite i make not really worth filming
>>201980720I don't think they're saying that mate
>>201980663sunday is the one day i allow myself to give in to vices
>>201980720Now they're still fat & poor while Nick is a millionaire and thin. He really did win.
>>201980663ktim, we go again
>>201980731once, twice a week
>>201980720can hardly even believe he's a real human being tbf
opened a robinhood account
no moore porn for mei onyl wank to my imagination nw
>>201980720hes a rich american didnt he just use the ozempic cheat codemost fatties arent allowed to do that
start back college tomorrow but im drunk and probably wont be able to godidnt even pick my electives so i dont know what id be meant to do even if i showed up
>>201980731Once a month when you've had a fight with your wife
>>201980758i utterly abhor fat people. they're as disgusting on the inside as they are on the outside.gluttony is a deadly sin.
wiki article about mehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whipping_Tom
Nickocado, more like Ni-
>>201980725not gay porn>>201980754i already had a vice day yesterday>>201980759tomorrow is a new day
shout out to Dallas, my bitch is a Star
>>201980731Just wank whenever you're horny. Don't force yourself not to wank. Don't force yourself to wank 10 times a day.Not hard is it
>>201980794>and prompted vigilante patrols in the affected areas.squealing
>>201980805>i already had a vice day yesterdayas long as you keep it contained to the weekend, laddon't think that just cause you've spent two days giving in to vice that there's no point trying. just get back on the wagon tomorrow and you'll be good
>>201980780You'll regret wasting these years pal, trust meGo on the piss by all means but only with mates on a night out
>>201980787I'll never take advice from a fat person. Not just about fitness or dietary matters either, I mean anything. The opinions of a fat person are not of any significance to me.
been replaying LA Noirekind of pisses me off how all the blokes you bust in the homicide desk are actually innocent and it's just been a series of coincidences and frame jobs orchestrated by a serial killer, makes it feel like a waste of time
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZovANU2CzcThis was 10 years ago...
diego's fatphobia is NOT ON
>>201980807https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JuWJ0cNdTBU
>>201980869uh SPOILER ALERT
>>201980858nothing about a fat person matters, not their opinions, their input, their achievements etceverything they do in life is asterisked by the fact they're fat
>>201980869what a mess you lot made of that game
if we were truly democratic the result of the next election would be to have all politicians huddle in an open area and have nasa launch an asteroid to squash them
>>201980897oh yeah i forgot it was developed by an australian studio, tanked the company as i recall
>>201980897I'm about to make a mess of your face you git
>>201980289my benis did not get aroused at all to be honest with you familyin fact, it retracted a little
uh ohBONER ALERT
My Macbethian ambition and Faustian spirit combined to give me a Nietzchean will to power which inspired my Promethean drive to embark on a Quixotic quest to achieve the American dream.
>>201980403what is the purpose of this webm?
>>201980917the game was a big success thoughever
>>201980814This is the endgame as a 30+ year old man. Don't get me wrong I've done it all: edging, gooning, drugs, no fap and all that. The cleanest solution is to accept that you will become horny every ~3 days or so to the point where it's very much 'on your mind' and you can't shake it. At that point you relieve yourself in the bathroom, 2 minutes tops.Then you're back to your normal life.
>>201980917such a shame because it's still a great game
spanko!
>Whore of the Orient is a cancelled action-adventure video game for Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 4 and Xbox Onecan you imagine if they released a game with this name
>>201980637ukraine will be returned to the byzantine commonwealth sphere in time, it's inertial shifts towards it>>201980646agreed x
>>201980837Thats the plan. I'll sort myself out today and limit anymore vice then start fresh tomorrow.
>>201980977thats a bloke
lost 2 grand on the pokies last night lads. had doubled me money at one point too
>>201980778>ozempic cheat codehuh?
Sunday, 1pmtick tock, tick tock
Rorke wanking
>>201980998BLOODY hell lachie you could have better spent that on pints for me
>>201980882https://youtu.be/vqF57PbHR6ghttps://youtu.be/clMIilSQsr8
>>201980977asymmetrical chin/10 would still shag
Using my cock to knock over all the empty cans on my desk while making Godzilla noises
>>201981017Based desu>rags
The section of right wingers that hates cars and calls people using roads "road communism" (as if drivers don't pay road tax, fuel duty, and every other tax) is very funny. They're degenerate, world-weary tarq Londoners who think everyone in Britain lives in a soybug city like them.
>>201981011very true mate
>>201981003clueless prick
>>201981003the smeg drug that stops fatties from getting hungry
plotting a beer then another beer then a bottle of wine then another bottle of wine
Love cars me
gambling is the pasttime of the fool and dullard...
forcing myself to the cinema so i don't end up sitting in just the one chair all weekend
*revs up*
just scranned a bag of crisps
>>201981083what you gonna see do you think
>>201980663honestly been resisting the urge to wank all day
rorkejustwantstodance~
>>201981054Please support the Australian wine industry we are in dire straights due to Chinese sanctions. Every bottle of Australian red helps.
got a job as a poo carrier
where did it all go wrong?
only australian wine i know of is yellow tail
>>201981123got mogged by the xbox controller and never really recovered
"Living in Britain is suffering!" he posts from his warm bedroom, on his high tech electronic device with high speed internet, dressed in comfortable clothes with a belly full of food, never having done an actual hard days work in his life.
>>201981104if she just wanted to dance she wouldnt need to hike her leggings right up to expose the crack of her arse and fanny
>>201981141aussies call syrah shirazmad cunts
>>201980935she's miming to fart noises haha>>201980997no she's a ukrainian>>201981022makes for cute goofy grins>>201981104can hear this webm
>>201981104she takes bbc
>>201980130Damn
>>201981067BasedI have a right to drive a 2 litre diesel wherever I want
gonna die alone me haha
it's a nice day, could go for a virgin drive in the virgin car but it's pointless really, just a waste of timealso I would need to shave and shower first so by the time I leave the front door it'll be like 14:00 and the day is pretty much already over
>>201981160>warm bedroom, on his high tech electronic device with high speed internet, dressed in comfortable clothes with a belly full of foodmate they have this in the third world> never having done an actual hard days work in his lifspeak for yourself freak
That Aussie bird from last night text me this morning lads. Wants to meet up before she goes home on Friday. I finally understand going to the pub.
Doing the lunch thing with my countertop convection oven
>>201981227get a dogyou're never alone with a dog so they say
>>201980216>arrest myles cosgrove the cops who killed brett hankison breonna jonathan mattingly taylor
>>201981219As long as it's not a BMW hate BMWs
Get the head nodding.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UA96UDlUCo
>>201981251what if the dog dies first you thicko
>>201981183Need to see this bitch being triple penetrated in a brutal LegalPorno scene.
>>201981230>it's a nice day,where i am it's the third day straight of miserably rain and fogi suffer in north east shitstain, this place is simply not fit for human habitation
nothing more alpha than being a bottomdraining a man of his seed
Can't decide which colour Power Ranger mikey would've been
me trying to order from dominoshttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1725752247413669.webm
good effort
>>201981269then you get another one
>>201981300Green
>>201981241>I finally understand going to the pubthe ultimate clue gainedGOOD lad, hopefully others will follow
>Searching for posts that contain ‘school tights’ and in ‘gb’. 136 results found.
What's your investment portfolio looking like lads?
remember when the queen died lol
I reckon it would be pretty comfy being a Gulf Arab.
>>201981300mikey would have stripped the copper from the giant robot
>>201981348I was on holiday
>>201981338investing in myself, medown 65% from last month though
>>201981304get beard meets food on this one
gf found my twitter account am i cooked guys
>>201980600thanks for the explanation
>>201981304A before and after the season comparison for every West Ham fan
>>201981358howling
>>201981338Doing shit
>>201981366>am i cooked guyswhat're you, a frozen pizza?
>>201981359where did you go?
>>201980335utterly bizarre post
>>201981271we need mahu's back in shape for more high jump kino
Big white cock for lunch. Yum yum
>>201981366haha funny rat
>>201981401Tenerife
imagine if every /brit/ post you ever made was read out in court
>>201981366>rapist homo thug
Mood is quite low today guys
doing bits with my legs
>>201981366why are you typing like a black person, racist homo thug?
>>201981366Doubt she'll give a fuck
>>201981392..yh
>>201981419howling imagining the archivist having to type out all the "gobbling a poo"s out and having that stay in a court record
might do some euro truck simulator
>>201981419Please elaborate, what is a 'poo wank' and a 'seasideMARK Sex Arse'?
>>201981425eat a cookie brookie x
>>201981419Starmer would send me down for life
>>201981419Would be really funny cuz like 80% of them are just lies I tell to generate a conversation.
queer stalin is the actual antichrist, lads.
Don't reckon it'll be long until the the paramilitaries in Ireland start attacking migrants
/brit/ getting ready to go to tesco
>>201980130Zamn I feel my ancestral DNA activating
>>201981419judge and jury will get on twitch right after session ends x
>>201981419>This rorke character, what exactly is "over" for him
>>201981509looks like a complete gimpi'd never go to tesco dressed like that
>at the pub last night>a bird comes over to get a light off my mate>Turns and immediately starts chatting me up>He starts having a go at me, telling her about all my nerdy interests and embarrassing stories>All cuz she talked to me instead of himWhat should I have done lads?
Can't believe they sent Rorke down for looting Greggs and ShoeZone
>>201981517why do blacks love bunda so much?
>>201981509how did you get this private video of me
>>201981553sparked him out and pumped her rotten
>>201981509corr tear that all off him and shag his little bum
rorke staying in the car while his mum does the big shop
>>201980289What happened to this girl to make her end up filming a video of herself sniffing farts out of another girl's arsehole
>>201981553he's no "mate"
>>201981509this is what rubes would be if she was born a man like she dreams
>>201981558wonder why people chose to settle down in these hot arid shitholes (and yes i'm aware of my flag)
>>201981553your mate is a total twat, and shouldn't be your mate
>>201981509poof
>>201981553Picked him up by the throat and thrown him through a window
honestly could take an alien in a fight.
>>201981578ktimhate going round tesco
>>201981551you go to tesco dressed like that all the time I saw you mincing around the frozen section last week
yeah nigga uh nigga *grabs dick*
>>201981617ET maybe but ne the Alian that spits acid and all that
>>201981553Honestly don't think the girl would have cared at all unless you were insecure about it. He just made himself look like a bellend.You should message her
>>201981104
>>201981123PS5 controller feels nice to hold, wish I could get it to work on PC
>>201981646ah! get off me!
i just wanna danceeee~
>>201981573>tear that all off himsounds exhausting
Clean shaven.Always.
>>201981647nah i would send the little fuckers back to alpha centauri
>>201981553This was one of the 80% of posts I make that's a lie just to generate engagement hehe gotcha boys
might do a cheeky fry up, bacon eggs and beans
>>201981700if you only want to attract female nonces sure
Stubble.Always.
>>201981735>female noncesnot a thing
>>201981701.. bet you didn't even play Mass EffectI know about alien scum, about batarians
>>201980130>this is what men would go to war for
>>201981745all women are nonces
really like this songit's quite gentleit is australian unfortunately though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqaE4HgTRO4
>Clean shaven. Always.why is this line so funny to me
>>201981700You talking about your arse?
>>201981686
the smiths only have 2 good songs
>>201981745
I use facial hair like bait on a hook. If I go clean shaven, I get arthoes who want a Timothy Chalamet type of lad but when I let the beard come in a bit, I get propa slags. Haven't tested the Jason Statham stubble yet tbf. Might have to try that this weekend.
>>201981186paedo allan!
CHOOOOOONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_TjD_UCa4s
>>201981553dude didn't have aura and snaked out in jelousy, grim
>I use facial hair like bait on a hook. If I go clean shaven, I get arthoes who want a Timothy Chalamet type of lad but when I let the beard come in a bit, I get propa slags. Haven't tested the Jason Statham stubble yet tbf. Might have to try that this weekend.
I can fix her
>>201981553just tell her I think he's upset because you're not talking to him and watch him fold
>>201981803timmy be like men peak in their 30s
>>201981839god I wish an older woman raped me
Reckon my favourite thing on 4chan is being jay'd. Makes me laugh 100% of the time.
>>201981553your fault for having nerdy interests
>>201981803>I think back to those sessionsWhat did the daily mail mean by this
>at the pub last night>a bird comes over to get a light off my mate>Turns and immediately starts chatting me up>He starts having a go at me, telling her about all my nerdy interests and embarrassing stories>All cuz she talked to me instead of him>receive text from her today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"fucking hell lads what is wrong with me
also how devon seems merryall turtles led koi of so few nervous errand rabbitsold owls land tide haven super far or otherwise
>>201981803IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME
>>201981874did wonder that myself
>201981880what is he waffling about
>>201981868yeah especially how every jayposted story I make is 100% true and I know I've rattled some runt and ruined his day
>>201981553"sure"
Is clothing from Marks and Spencers decent for men
Eamonn Holmes new gf is 22 years younger than himSo he's basically a nonce
>>201981940it will cover up your penis yeah
bitches call me the penis guinus
sums it up
>>201981955could have your penis type that then
>new flatmate is an international student from India
>>201981950didn't know he'd given ruth the bootsad!
>>201981872Not ashamed of my nerdy interests tbqh. Same way I don't have "guilty pleasures". Part of being a man is knowing you can do anything you want.
Get them:housedfedwashedshaggedpaid
>>201981966rorke and leftypol getting baited by this shit every single day
eating goo
>>201981973imagine the smell
lorke and reftypol
>>201981973mate you're fucked lol
>>201981994aisha destroyed you mentally
Business idea: cinemas for forever alone virginfreaks
>>201981950why is she shagging him?
>>201981940its stereotyped as being a bit old manish. typically have large ish sizes but the quality is generally fine
>>201982054Irish Catholic men have an incomparable aura.
right so what are we doing then? the new? get it made
>>201981973>>201982002>>201982020fuck off you fucking niggers
>>201982149brown hands
>>201982059lol so what's a young man meant to wear
>>201982175Shirt and trousers
>>201982054>Shag a rich old man for 10-20 years until he dies>Retire in your 50's with all his moneySeems simple enough
>>201982031How big is the screen fucking 60 inches
it's up>>201982234>>201982234
>>201981940yes I really like their stuff if you're looking to move on to some more mature clothing than skinny jeans and a hoody
>>201981509>need a tool to put on bootsyeah i wonder why they went out of fashion
