vote for the edish here!https://strawpoll.com/GeZARG928yVhttps://strawpoll.com/GeZARG928yVhttps://strawpoll.com/GeZARG928yV
Might move to China.
>>201982175jumper n black jeanslicence to shag
delusional cunt
You need a release.
*enters /brit/*
might as well get a job in the mines seeing as i have no gf and no friends and thus no reason to stay in one place
>>201982262That's not clothing for work
>>201982267How can you trust a man who doesn't want to look at women's tummies on a summer's day in a lush green park? You simply cannot. And for that reason, I'm anti-immigration.
>>201982234voted mr burns myself
>>201982298I'll be honest lad I didn't read the conversation beyond your one reply that I quoted
omd there's actually a little brown man seething ITT
*nasal voice*That's not clothing for work
>>201982288>tfw can't make my bag as a fifo aussiewhy even live
>>201982267that’s pretty funny but muslims are the biggest crypto-benders fucking hell
>>201982345you can probably immigrate here and get a job in the mines fairly easily
looking like another day of sitting around the house doing nothing until it's time to go to bed
>>201982234i say we all vote for a classic mr burns edish!
heh..
What do brown people do all day? Do they eat crisps and read books like white people?
>go out>drink responsibly>have a meh/mostly shit time>feel mostly fine the next dayor>go out>drink irresponsibly>feel ontop of the world>black out>wake up feeling awful filled with anxiety and an earfull from a mate for how i was actingsigh cant win lads just cant win
Crypto benders, are they the people who invest in LGBiTcoin?
>>201982369whats british about that
>>201982332it's spaino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUdnIv4gqKowonder if it's really as easy as they make it out to be
>>201982369That's not Mr Burns
thoughts on churchill revisionism?
>>201982363Not even 2pm lad. Plenty of time to get some stuff done.
>>201982378They're all at work 9-5 mate, full time, contributing to the economy and paying their share of taxes via the PAYE system.
>>201982363owlin g this is me
Wots bri'ish 'bout that?
When I first started at my work I got asked to work a saturday so I said I couldn't because it's the only day I see my son. It's 5 years on and my imaginary son (James) is almost in primary 2, top of his class and loves football
>>201982421honking patterleave it on reddit next time
>womens sports refuse to list weights so the professional athletes don't feel fatHow am I meant to take this seriously?
>owlin g
>>201982416Sounds a bit grim. Someone's got to pay for my benefits though I suppose. Fair play to them
>go out>drink responsibly>have a meh/mostly shit time>feel mostly fine the next dayor>go out>drink irresponsibly>feel ontop of the world>black out>receive text from her today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"fucking hell lads what is wrong with me
>>201982412it's all rearranging deck chairs on the titanic for me I can assure you
>>201982436They're also going to stop keeping score of the games so nobody feels like a loser
>>201982443Owls are so cute
>>201982487tranny
>>201982460naturally
>>201982460how can anyone possibly be expected to drink responsibly when the first drink or two immediately shatter your capacity for good judgment
well well well...
drug dealers are basically cops if you think about it
received a text from her today saying "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and so i dont want to see you again"fucking hell lads what is wrong with me
>>201982512>when the first drink or two immediately shatter your capacity for good judgmentBro is 16
>>201982539you aren't black
>>201982512when my tolerance goes up my ability to drink in moderation deteriorates rapidly, funny how that is
>>201982494simon cowell
>>201982559190 you molest kids
for some reason rorke still can't grasp this simple concept
>>201982559received a text from her today saying "you seemed really cool to begin and i loved your fat cock once we got back home"fucking hell lads what did i do so right
Cold weather is way worse than hot weather When you're hot, it's uniform heat When you're cold, it's localised coldThen you end up trying to find just the right balance of adding hesy so you don't end up uncomfortably hot
>>201982494Nah
Look at a British person, now look at a German person, now look at a Japanese person, then look at a Korean person, it's the same difference.
>>201982378they play fifa on their stolen playstations and go out looking for white women to rape
i am White
genuinely how do you sack a tranny without ending up in the news for hate crimes
>>201982619Ching Chong Ping Pong
>>201982661yeah mate we saw it in an old thread you ain't (You) farming us again
>>201982645Yeah but British people don't hate German people whilst the Japanese and Koreans still seem to be mortal enemies for some reason
I'm not going to post what I'm expected to post anymore.
so if a woman is born with all the eggs she's ever going to have - than that means that technically I was knock about since 1966
Just witnessed some racism
>>201982262oh dear... honey... x
>>201982661who is the mixed race family
keep getting mad conspiracy posts on my twitter feed. used to like conspiracies but now its all just mental schizo nonsense.
>>201982234for me it's jammy dodgers edish>>201982267based
>>201982692me since 1953
wait you can’t just say the nigger-word fucking hell what’re you doing???
>>201982685That's just because they're hateful asiatics, like the Germans.
>>201982551you don't have to be absolutely sloshed to have diminished judgment
>>201982687this post hit me like an arctic.
>>201982768>hit me like an arcticwhat?
>>201982747What word is that then?
anyone tried stephen christopher yaxley-lennon's new eau de parfum?
>>201982692i often think about how even if we find a way to stop or reverse ageing, women will still go through menopause at the regular age while looking like a 20 year old or whatever, sucks to be them
need her
>>201982727Sheed
>>201982795he'd called it odour perfume as he's a RACIST XENOPHOBE
>>201982264Why is it? Defeat is relative. In a British context, it means 'stopped the Nazis from successfully invading and conquering Britain'. In that sense, we did the most. Nobody cares what continentals do amongst themselves.
>>201982804perfect posture for it
>>201982781who gave blud the pass
>>201982783meant artic whoops lol!!
Israel has the right to conquer and dearabise Gaza, West Bank, Sinai, and Lebanon tbqh.
>>201982783arctic trailer
>>201982846artic/ɑːˈtJk/nouninformal•Britishnoun: artic; plural noun: artics - an articulated lorry.huh
it's over
so apparently the latest season of futurama is set in 3023they've all been working together for 23 years and none of them have aged a day
>>201982871"hit like a truck"but we're not yanks are we? its a lorry
>>201982804painfully nostalgic
>>201982877leave it on reddit next time
I have a bottle of Timmy Taylors in the fridge, and no other beer. Should I have a triple brandy aperitif beforehand? Drinking just one beer is nonsensical, unless you're merry already.
why did they whore out than poor joan woman on mad men
miss the threadmeister
feel like pure shit just want her back
>>201982882in a thousand years they probably have better anti-ageing creams
>>201982917He only turns up when he sees me post a thread, the absolute madlad
Yeah, this right here (tell me why)Goes out to everyone that has lost someoneThat they truly loved (come on, check it out)It seems like yesterday we used to rock the showYou made the new, we made the postsHigh chance of bans from the mods for thosePre-310s, they got to know thatLife ain't always what it seem to beWords can't express what you mean to meEven though you're gone, you still a memeAnd on the catalog, we fulfill your dream (that's right)In the future, can't wait to seeIf you open up the gates for meReminisce some time, the night they took my Thread (meist-uh)Try to black it out, but it plays again (uh-huh)When it's real, feelings hard to concealCan't imagine all the pain I feelGive anything to see half a thread (half a thread)I know you still claiming your news, after deathEvery Brad I takeEvery new I makeEvery single day, every time I prayI'll be missing youThinkin' of the dayWhen you went awayWhat a life to take, what a bond to breakI'll be missing you (I miss you, Thready)
Playstation 2 EyeToy
can't believe there are people out there whose job it is to collect royalties for snippets of songs written decades upon decades ago in youtube videos
wherr is lord swastika
Lester Piggottcouldn't dig it
>>201982957Now I go cleanin' windows to earn an honest bobFor a nosy parker it's an interestin' jobNow it's a job that just suits meA window cleaner you would beIf you can see what I can seeWhen I'm cleanin' windows
>>201982965still playing his spainnonce character
>>201982262shirt desperately needs to be changed to something better
Watched Oddity yesterday. Pretty good flick.What Hereditary would've been if it was good.
>>201982378I have the perfect webm for this. Non-whites think crisps are "kids food".
You are given total control of this club. How would you save it?
>>201983016>Oddity Is it your autobiography?
>>201983014it's a bloody merino wool jumper lad it's more than you can afford
>>201983029finlay christie. hes quite funny eh
>>201983036move it to newcastle and join the football league
>>201983029theyre right
porn is fascist (and that's a good thing)
nth for the gyaldem
>>201983029bizarre outfits on the first frame of this, thought this was from the early 90s for a second
>>201983029You still eat crisps you wanker? Have some fruits instead fat prick
>>201983078fuck up
>>201983080sexy little bollock goblin
>>201983084this is uni wank wear in the 2020's
>>201983059looks awful and thin, like gym attireget something that looks thicker, roll up the sleeves and maybe a different color
I'm a fascist (and that's a good thing)
>>201983029Crisps is kids food and lazy for a host to provide.At the same time parties are about getting spangled, not eating, so I don't expect to be fed
>>201983007I miss when he had some fun gimmicks instead of what he's up to today
>>201983070>>201983145hello n-words.
>>201983052Shouldn't you be getting replies with "done that freak" etc?
>google treatment for narcissism>most results are how to tell if someone is a narcissist or how to deal with narcissistsso i'm dismissed to a life of otherism am i?
1600 are about to lose their jobs in my town when the mitsubishi factory closes. luckily neither me or my immediate family are affected so it'll only be us having a good Christmas lmao
>>201983080 fat and unattractive
>>201983052Done that freak
hellenes begone
finna vop these nike cortezescall them my gump's, due to their history in Forest Gump
>>201983163m8 im white scottish but that webm makes white people look bad. rice and chicken at a party sounds great and crisps are objectively terrible compared to real food
favourite crisps?sweet chilli sunbitesthai sweet chilli sensationswalkers baked ready saltedmccoys thai sweet chicken
Sir Kieran Starr
>>201983219hello asf
>>201983080https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O97zLf3OjUk>>201983098>>201983188she's piffffff lad
>>201983186God yer 'ard
>>201983186careful lad, look at what happened to detroit when the automotive industry dried up, full of black people and crime now
>>201983214Little Gumpington, Dorset (left)Gumpton-on-the-Wold, Gloucestershire (right)
>>201983246You're demented and should be euthanized
>>201983220theres just glow in the dark chemical flavour or salt and oil flavour and i vastly prefer glow in the dark chemical flavour
>>201983242not an argumentgood bye schizo
does anyone here own a moss ball?
>>201983186uncle terry hated the hatchery
>>201983278lmao fucking knew it was you
bit fast todayslow down your posts
Why are ugly blokes so obsessed with clothes, it doesn't matter what you wear when you have a face like Shrek mate
watching Luxembourg-Belarushttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6akeFxVkLY
be honest, when is the last time any of you went to a party?
>>201983068They would forget stay non-league unironically
>>201983273ah, a fellow monster munch enjoyer
>>201983317Looool sent those Ogres back to the swamp
it looms
>>201983253detroit already had black people, they just lost their jobs once the city's industry collapsed>>201983259your taste is shit like the slop you eat
https://youtu.be/tnVE9LFrhPw?Loads of videos on how Britain is a failed state are online now. Replacing all the China doomerism.
>>201983317ugly bloke here. dressing nice has got me a shagging before.
>>201983317often think this when you see big fat lads all dressed up, fade looking fresh etcthey're addressing the wrong thing
Just woke up
>>201983155lord swastika was pure evilwe're better off without him, and his disruptive gimmicks
>>201983317howling this is me
>>201983317It's never the Shrek-y ones who care about fashion. Those types still wear Umbro tracksuits. It's the spindly rat faced ones who are obsessed with watches, boots and scarves.
>>201983350post the other ones who are actually fit not the fat ones or man jaw ones with bad hair
>>201983324a house party hosted by family - 2021a normal house party - 2012a birthday party hosted by family - Julya normal birthday party - 2021
>>201983360samestill tired doe
sick of scandinavian brooding murder mysteries
>>201983356cope
>>201983399go watch a german brooding murder mystery then
>>201983377Your lord Farquads if you will
Oooh big stretch
>>201983387fUCKoFFnEUROtYPICAL
>>201983163White people don't know how to cook or eat wellOf course by white I mean English as somehow White people from France/Spain/Italy/etc don't suffer the same malady
>>201983426
>>201983446really not
>>201983387What food was served? How much drinking was involved?
>>201983469shut up hmrc
>>201983387last house party you were at lads were wearing cardigans and plimsolls and the lasses were darker than pajeet with fake tan. better times.
>>201983457non-whites don't even know what the countryside is.
>>201983480rosie jones
um if all the rich people are leaving then who is buying this stuff?
>>201983512Kek she does seem like she has great chebbos
>>201983512lmfao
>>201983560rosie jones
>>201983385*doubles down*
remember when maltesers had the adverts of retarded women regaling sex stories? rorke mustve been fuming
>>201983560pete burns
Far right protestors were at the Glasgow Cenotaph yesterday. I'll share a few pictures.
>>201982877The late night wars end with a whimper.
>>201983317if you get /fit/ you can get away with wearing basically anything, it doesn't matter if your body is good
feeling cute. might delete later.
sick of seeing big tits and all sorts on heremy God
>>201983493Unless you have family in the countryside there's no reason why you'd go there on holiday rather than going to spain/greece/Turkey like everyone else
>>201983586feel free not to
>>201983586
>>201983493Ummm rorke??
why aren't there more straight men only public spaces
If billionaires are so patriotic why are they not paying taxes huh?
>>201983629
alri lads
>>201983636chief nonce
>>201983610What the fuck does that have to do with not being able to define "countryside"? You think you need to have family living in the countryside to even recognise the fucking word? Are you retarded?
This is how it happened. This is how the Mousenonce died.
>>201983654Forgive me Father, for I have no chin.
Gay and Straight Men Prefer Masculine-Presenting Gay Men for a High-Status Role: Evidence From an Ecologically Valid ExperimentEven faggots do not want flaming faggots in charge
>>201983654rosie jones
>>201983653
I love to eat frozen peas. They're like little balls of pea ice cream. Delicious.
>>201983650they don't like funding wogs
>>201983636What does he explore?
>>201983692>>201983653>>201983586this just looks like AI
really hate being australian, grew up watching yank and british stuff and didn't get socialised in the australian way much and it severely inhibits my ability to talk to people
MASCULINITY
>>201983692
Seems tiring being angry all the time
>>201983670Obviously he knows what the fucking countryside is you absolute fuckwit he means the notion of going there in holiday is alien to himYou interpret that as him literally unaware of a rural environment because you're an autist
>>201983732no it doesn't ya cunt
got bored of smoking and drinking by the time i was 30. never did drugs. have no friends, me. Sometimes I'll spend all weekend laying in bed in the dark staring at the ceiling, playing through arguments in my head that would never occur in real life
right well ive just nonced my arse
>>201983721to be a good leader you need to be dominant and assertivefeminine men are neither
Who would YOU want in charge of the military
all in here>>>/bant/21163008>>>/bant/21163008>>>/bant/21163008>>>/bant/21163008>>>/bant/21163008
>>201983729
Hello I am 34 years old and I earn 34kI always try to make my salary match my age. I have 7 months to earn another 1k
>>201983747I do this all day every day of my life
>>201983711north pole
BE A MAN PUSH UPS MEAT SMASH STUFF
>>201983573You managed to get all the ugly ones here including the mega bogged one on the right
>>201983778This last one is particularly interesting.One lad holding his phone trying to tell people the protestors aren't Nazis, while his mate does a Seig Heil behind him
>>201983802At least he'd be east to find if he got lost
>>201983783Grim under normal circumstancesPeng if you live at home with your parents or freeride on a successful partner
>>201983741asf you're a proper spastic mate.
>>201983808What's with the boomer facebook cancer meme
>>20198378324 and I earnt 42k last year. palindrome innit
Belka did nothing wrong.
32 and I am paid £75k :)
office toil is 95% women talking all day every day about their dogs and cats and babies and social media. just a constant stream of scat day in and day out
31 and I am paid £0k :/
>>201983924would love this
>>20198392732 and unemployed :(
>>201983910>>201983927Hope you get merked by a feral groid
>>201983586>>201983629>>201983653>>201983692>>201983729>>201983778>>201983831Why are they all so grim and dysgenic?Clearly not the master race are you if this is how you look
Salarymonging on a Sunday. You freaks really have no life
>>201983426is that yours
>>201983955Why
rorke getting sanctioned for not applying for a dogshite charity shop job that's 2 hours away
>>201983957the worst are the drugmongs like you
>>201983957I liked playing this game last year when I made 150k but no longer
>>201984006>>201984010two bizarre replies
once again the salaryposting cancer has started and the thread can go to complete shit after a good couple of hours of qualityrip all of our enjoyment for the afternoon
>>201983861hes gone mental
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Not sure what it is about rightwing schizos and creating hilarious phrasesBecause Of Woke and Many Such Cases would be funny as fuck if they weren't being sincere about it
get you fucking willy out for the ira
>>201984030you can always come back tomorrow nice and early to spam about your poo and get no replies
>>201983957People with no life, no mates, no family will often find any opportunity to drop their salary into the conversation because they have nothing going for them otherwise. It's like the fucking idiots who just 'randomly' drop their IQ into a conversation. Mongs.
Need a job that involves no contact with other people where I just turn up do my job and go home after.What is that? Night security guard or something?
>>201983957every day is sunday for me. im unemployed.
the woke brigade on the march
>>201984054burst out laughing at this
Weekend /brit/, weekday evening /brit/ are by far the worst/brit/'s quality peaks between 2 am - 5 am on weekdays unironically.
>>201984060wow you really do have nothing interesting to say
My IQ is at least 165
>>201984038trump is genuinely a funny guy
>>201984081You can literally tell when seething toilers get back at 4-5pm and the tone of the thread takes a nosedive. They've had to bottle it up all day so they have to come on here and just let out all their autistic angry thoughts. It's like clockwork
>>201984114aye divided by 8
>>201983305IT ISN'T
>>201984066Try the Royal Mail distribution centre in your area. They accept Christmas applications this month and its easy solitary work for shut-ins that want to be left alone. You just swipe your card and walk over to a parcel bag and sort shit. No managers, no schedule, just do what you want
>>201984081ah yes when its your super exclusive club and the normies are in bed asleep
>>201984081that time is all JFs and schizo neets you are clearly an outer /int/ poster that slags off brits
>>201984038oh, you're a woke
>>201984103Too close to home?
Looking to get my arse shagged in York, any takers xx
>>201983957>>201984030>>201984063>>201984127Go on, point out your magnificent posts.
seething no lifes are furious at reminders of things like employment
>>201984186>>201984054
>>201984186whiffs of jeet to this post
going to go do some bong rips in the woods at night
>>201983832bottom of the barrel taste
I'm so sex I sex hard boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
>>201984214havent had a bong rip since i was 16. mental how you stop doing loser things when you stop being a loser.
dont know what you're all talking about, midday /brit/ isn't good at all. I'll have a check occasionally on lunch at toil and i swear its the same 8 people every thread talking about their made up trip personalities and schizo irony posting about poo and wanking
>>201984144Google says my distribution centre is 32 miles away. I wonder if Amazon or something has a similar role. Thanks though
>>201982234edish for 1:30ish PM 08/09/24?by a guest · 1 hour agojammy dodgers31.25% (5 votes)mr burns edish25% (4 votes)fox's chocolate rounds edish18.75% (3 votes)kia sportage12.5% (2 votes)marmite edish6.25% (1 votes)green giant edish6.25% (1 votes)bunk beds edish0% (0 votes)Total votes: 16thanks lads for all your votes. and here it is... your jammy dodger OP image!
Getting tempted to buy a PS5 and Astro Bot but I should probably wait until the Pro gets announced so the price of the Slim drops
>>201984252satisfying gimmick
HECKING doggo! Pupperino! Le chonking good boy!
night /brit/ is video games discussion it's really good at that time
>>201984193You have no life except your money. You're a special kind of autist who has found some sort of niche in an in-demand industry, probably IT. Because you have no mates and no life you come on here and post your (rather mediocre) salary. The irony is I earn more than probably everybody in the thread. But I don't talk about it because it's boring as fuck and impolite. Get some mates, go on holiday, get a girlfriend.
>>201984224do these ladies finger each other and lick each others fannys on camera
got emetophobia so i cant watch mad menpeople throwing up every episode
>>201984198Good post >>201984210Bad post
I don't really make funny posts I just reply to other people's posts asking for more information and usually they'll make a good post in responseI assist in making good posts
>>201984276Raped him
>>201984290woeful grippers
>>201984276Sent that cunt to Alpha Centauri
>>201984276Not him but it doesnt matter what you say at the end of the day, we have money and a life, you're going to die alone in a dark room wanking to jav and cartoons poor. Thats the truth and you will never escape this truth
>>201984241still posting here though aren't you lad don't get uppity
seething no lifes are furious at reminders of things like employment, holidays, mates and girlfriends and salaries
>>201984276dunhelm
>>201984290Long limbs very sexy
>>201984289The Luka Modric of /brit/
I'm a woke and I say Communism now, kill all straight white men, outlaw Christianity, imprison Farage. Death penalty for Yaxley-Lennon and Tate. Abolish fossil fuels. Trans rights. Stop genocide. Stop involving ourselves in foreign wars. Abolish the monarchy and state church. Raise taxes on billionaires to fund the NHS and social housing.Problem with that, Rorke?
>>201984289bro plays support on /brit/
>>201984339
>>201984315He's fucking cooked you mate haha. Trussed you up like a turkey for Christmas
*uses extreme hyperbole and strawman to satirise and mock something as normal as regular employment*WOAH YOU'VE DISARMED ME I WAS TRICKED IM THE LOSER!!!
I have a jobI go on holidays I have friends I have a girlfriend I earn a living wage
>>201984348>kill all white people>stop genocidehow is that going to work?
>>201984279that's a baddiedem thing if anything
Next post will be the new
Some pls make the new
>>201984495>>201984565
making the noo in the loo with a poo
turns out gen z loves reading the most popular fantasy book ever written who would have imagined this happened
