Cottingley Fairies edition
sweet and sour sauce, ok sauce, both utter shite
>go out>drink responsibly>have a meh/mostly shit time>feel mostly fine the next dayor>go out>drink irresponsibly>feel ontop of the world>black out>wake up feeling awful filled with anxiety and an earfull from a mate for how i was actingsigh cant win lads just cant win
>>201989645genuinely insane how people fell for this shiteven arthur conan doyle
>takes a picture of a wooden floor
Might move my Stocks and Shares ISA from Lloyds to Vanguard and invest it in a high yield dividend fund.Opinions?
it is genuinely mind boggling that someone on their holidays would take the time out of their day to create a mural of this general just to prove a point to another poster.
cant get over how ugly and evil i am
>>201989733whats a dividend
recycle>>201987596>>201987596
>>201989740would agree with you, but you posted a frog so i think your post is shite
the cronem are out
>>201989740I have autism>>201989632No>>201989654It's Canary island beer you can't buy in the UK m8>>201989667As I've said, I'm a big poof lad, not into birds.
If when children are mentioned your mind instantly jumps to paedophilia - then you are a paedophile.
>>201989740People do weird things, Spaino, you of all people should know that.
>Spainnonce desperately running around Chester on a Sunday to find an open travel agents with a Gran Canaria brochure before pegging it to the foreign shop to buy some beers for his "proof".
>Most likely originating in Asia, the brown rat reached Europe in the mid-1500s and North America around 1750. The house rat most likely originated in India. Brown and house rats exploit human food resources, eating and contaminating stored grains and killing poultry.Why am I not surprised? When will we learn our lesson on invasive species? Great Britain needs to be clear of non-native species. Rats must be eradicated. Brown rats. Black rats. They must all die. Literally billions must die.
why don't you ride a bike?
does eyuplovely post here
>>201989754You were too late. Accept the loss and move on.
>>201989766Take a fucking picture out the window you spastic oh my days. Is this your first day on 4chan. Ffs. Also what hotel doesnt have a pad and pen you cretin jesusfc
>>201989784 Fake novelty passport einstein Anyway it is even more pathetic if he actually is married and he does this
>>201989803Negros unironically stole my bike
>>201989803dogberg chewed up my tyre pump and i'm too cheap to buy a new one
>>201989766I know you’re a gaybo, but it’s the Wild West in here, you take shots at everyone hoping to annoy the mongs who take it seriously.
>>201989803because I am an adult
>>201989746how evil? i dont lend money to anyone because i learned from my dad who used to lend money to friends and family and 80% of the time they wouldnt pay it back
>>201989847>Fake novelty passportyou're a genuine fucking retard
right, here's proof that i'm in spain lmaothe lot of you mindbroke by me
you lads ever had a wank then gf comes over and wants sex but you struggle to get hard and cum?
Right anyway I can see some schizoids are never going to believe me so I'm going to give up and enjoy some beers in the sun, bye
>>201989847Insane levels of cope
>>201989887thrown out of clubs for harrassingwomen evil
>>201989909Screaming
>>201989905
>>201989906
Mental how badly I mindraped him
>>201989905karl pilkington?
got a cold and just remembered how much i hate being sick, i feel like im being raped in my own body
>>201989931>you lads ever had a wankyeah>then gf comes overno
>>201989931Once did a wank then a really fit guy off grindr wanted a shag even though he was well out of my league. I had to back out becuase I was afraid I wouldn't be able to perform.
>>201989936you off to create a mural of /tr/ out of toilet paper are we lad?
I have pics somewhere of that area of Gran Canaria. Might look them out and see if I can cause some false flag controversy
>>201989936Lol you've been rumbled spaintwat. Swallow an extension cord you freak
>>201989985kek
friends with old Warwick so I am. here's a picture of us in town earlier x
>>201989969yeah i always romanticise the idea of being sick in my head because you get to stay home and no one expects you to do anything, but then you actually get sick and it fucking sucks
blink and you'll miss it
>>201990044midge
>>201989905head like a fucking orange
Going for a wee does anyone want anything? x
>>201989905sniper's dream
>>201990044Spaino spotted
>>201990044Reckon he'd batter Diego
spaino has all you low iq schizos wrapped around his little finger
Showertoil
>>201990046>>201989969best thing about being sick or physically ill is it distrcats from mental illness
>>201990098Why are you so obsessed?
Scotland has fallen.
>>201990044
black batons swinging left to right in those nike trackies katy walking her dog and noticing that baton swinging
>cuckspam starts rattled beyond belief
>>201989969ffs is it cold and flu season already? its still fucking September
>>201990098>>201990090>>201990089Spaino
Howling at the thought of some autistic gwat tearing up a leaflet to spell out brit on the floor instead of taking a photo out the window
>>201989748Money paid out to owners of a share in a company.
>>201990146while you post alone on 4chan
who would win in a fight between Spaino and mousenonce then lads?
>>201990195mousey would definitely have a knife
Are you a voice-cel?It’s over for me
>>201990188Was on a desk actually
>>2019901412 Scottish kids and a bunch of wogs who are waiting to be old enough to move to London and leave Scotland forever.
>>201990188I wouldn't trust anyone with such little critical thought like that to go near a Spanish balcony.
>>201990195Mousenonce would eviscerate him. Genuine schizophrenia strength
just saw the eurofighter typhoon
>>201990215
>>201990192oh right never knew that i suppose you could say im a bit of a DIVidend myself haha
>>201990195mousey of course. spaino is a tubby gimp and mousey is genuinely dangerous
Right off to sit on the balcony and spy on the gay hotel next door that has a fit dj in a speedo
>>201990264Jets are flying around my house too wtf is going on
>please explain to the court what you meant when you posted "Sir Ganja Farmer"
why does spainlard care what whether we think he's larping or notfucking freak
>>201990264MiG-31 just flew over Cheadle.
>>201990264Spain looking a bit grim
And there it is he has been rumbled so he's going off in a sulk now
Sir Seat Sniffer
did mdma last night and since getting back home I've probably spent 6 hours in total trying to wank with no success
young long swinging batons skimasksduragsnike trackiesyeah.. haha she's unsafe let's say
Sir Beer Spiller
Sir Leaflet Tearer
needless to say, I had the last laugh
>>201990264same wtf
sir gear snorter
The nvidia bubble is insane.Sell while you can llads
Sir Spain Sucker
Well that's enough mindraping for today I think
>>201990393only sex you'll ever have
Sir Wear Tyner
>>201990216not bad
>>201990408
>>201990408you can tell yourself that if it makes you feel any better
>a picture of the goddamn floor
>>201990348eric will be back one day to slay all of hollyoaks famed slags
sir phimo' willer
Sir Goon Caver
So I told Dean to lie down on the floor.. he actually did it the absolute madman hahahaha!
It's crazy to me how many white men are married to asian women nowall ages too can't tell me it's only people 50+ these days
Sir Beef Carver
>>201990264Triangulating your location as we speak
so what's it like to be british? is it as bad as they say on pol?
>>201990506WMAF is the most natural Aryan combination. Nietzschean. Unlike porn which pushes BMWF.
>>201990506does asian include indians or do you mean east asians specifically?
>>201989909snniiffffffffffffffffff
>>201990506I saw a young white guy walking with his Filipina gf and they he was babbling away in fluent Tagalog to her, very odd but impressive
>>201990545Literally no different to living in France/Germany/Sweden or any other developed northern european country, so still pretty shit though.reckon i might move to Australia
I'll try to get to the bottom of it
Might move to China.
eating beef hula hoopsdecent crisp
>>201990563is that bob mortimer
>>201990608no no, pol does not say good things about australia either. might be the historical relation between the uk and down under
>>201990611white seen as peak by asianswomen have sway to get peak, men don't
>>201990626saw a video of some chinese health workers beating to death a corgi that had covid 19 with a rock they found the other day
>go out>drink responsibly>have a meh/mostly shit time>feel mostly fine the next dayor>go out>drink irresponsibly>feel ontop of the world>black out>get a text from my mate the day after>”you seemed cool at first but then you got too drunk and started overstepping boundaries so I don’t want to see you again”sigh cant win lads just cant win
>>201990563>The Sacred Band of Thebes
>>201990656Fake news. No Corgi's in China.
>>201990680They shipped them there when the queen died
Copy this post and you're gay
>>201990650I thought it was because Asian women are better than white women.Only downside is the sideways vagina.
Running the tap a bit to make sure it's coldWill soon take a sip of water
>>201989715To you maybeThink of it from a Victorian perspective. They've just gone from a society of the physical world to one of electromagnetism and radio waves and there's a whole other realm they didn't know about. Every day there's new inventions and new discoveries. Why shouldn't they believe fairies exist?It's a bit like someone selling us proof of alien life, or AI consciousness/self awareness. Lots of people would believe it from the off, and in their society, scepticism wasn't the default
Bye everyone see you later enjoy the thread x
I be suckin and fuckin, bustin and cummin
Just walked down the stairs and I'm going to walk back up the stairs
>>201990722>Asian women are better than white women.sort ofasians naturally feel inferior to whites so the women (and men) will worship whites, that's what attracts the white men who don't get that elsewhere to the asian womenof course doesn't work the same way reversed because women being worshipped by men gives them the ick
>>201990765Read you can make $125,000 a year planting trees in British Columbia
>>201990784Asian women have cracked the secret code to obtaining a white man.>Be nice to them
>>201990766Alri Bob Marley
changing my seating positionmight adjust my glasses too, might not
>>201990765bye dtfic
I’ve eaten poo.
post the webm, you know the one
parliament of owls flew past the window just now
Going to start dressing smarter. I’m 30 now. Time to put things into perspective. I can’t wear trainers and trackie bottoms anymore. It’s time to put a little effort in. Shirts. Trousers. Nice shoes. Smarten myself up. Clean shaven. Always. If I respect myself, others will respect me. That comes through how you present yourself initially. Time to get a move on
long and shiny
>>201990847Mindraped
>>201990845do you have chud frames
>>201990860
>>201990877Ein klue gegained
>>201990923needs cronem baton
>>201990923look inviting, just like a pussy*wanks*
Rorke bro
>>201990967Bet he still has a hairy pooey bumhole
>>201990999Little goat fella!What was he doing under there!?
theyre sending rorke in for electroshock treatment
>>201991045whyyy
There was a midget!
Lucy Letby is innocent. The prosecution, jury, judge and wider British public would rather imprison an innocent and mentally fragile woman for the rest of her life than suggest that the NHS is deficient
Tuna and kidney beans for dinnerCornflakes for dessert
>>201991065Don’t think you can post that mate.
I fucking hate pikeys
>>201991045one flew over leftypol's nest
>>201991065*opens mouth to catch the droplets*
>>201991067The NHS can't be deficient because minorities work there and are the heart of the NHS you bigot!
>>201991099good lad
so then lads, when are we executing our plan of arresting all women? thursday next week works for me
>>201991168cant we just book migrants to do it
Total scrotal annihilation
/brit/ would be better if you could post pictures of tits but you can’t have that because then the porn obsessed freaks would post nothing but porn every thread.Just the odd pair of boobs or fat arse every now and then would be nice. You know? Like when the fancy restaurants give you lemon mousse or something between courses. (I’ve never been to a fancy restaurant I just assume this is what happens)
>>201991190we tried that last time, they just ended up getting fed housed and wanked. if you'd been to the AGM you'd have known that mate.
toenail infection
Sir Air Fryer
>>201991219yeah an odd arse here and there would be nice
>>201991219there was a /brit/ thread someone made on /b/ a few weeks ago and it ended up just being a few lads posting their willies and a few others posting interracial porn
>>201991276Corr thats a nice arse. Cheers mate
>>201991266THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS AN AIR FRYERfrying is specifically cooking using oil as a substratecooking with air as a substrate is not frying, the so-called "air fryer" is simply a miniature convection oven
was watching a bollock kicking porno on a russian porn tube earlier and she kicked his nads to the point a drop or two of blood came out his bell
Would I be better off getting a BB gun or airsoft pistol for rat killing?
You're telling me an air fried this quiche?
>>201991350get an air rifle instead, more accurate and you can get pellets specifically designed for ratting
>>201991344link?
what the fuck is going on in london
eggling a diarroeaball
>>201991350Get a pellet gun if you can. The pellets are pointed, so they have better penetration. BB and pellet guns tend to have a higher fps and are intended for killing smaller varmint.
>>201991424one of my favourite films
>>201991424rorke has seized power and is imprisoning his enemies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi9q45GK4T0chuckling
>>201991424They're in the Keir-funded WankCamp waiting rooms.
just woke up sick as a dog from the devil drink barely remember this past weekend, toil tomorrow also
>>201991350https://www.theairguncentre.com/product/weihrauch-hw45-pellet-pistol/
>>201991477>waking up at 6pmhow inconceivably grim
>>201991424YES! YEEEESSSS!!!!*does a celebratory gay hitler downrock nae nae*
Business idea: chocago town dessert pizzas
business idea: LEGO fortnite movie
>>201991377This, you supposedly need to pay £100 a year for the license now but i dont as im an outlaw
>>201991600Phoning Keir. This post is concerning.
>Let’s have a look at what you could have won>Wheels out George Floyd sex arse
The United Communities of Britain
can hear loads of them wittering outside
wittering outside loudly
>>201991503corr i like the look of that. do i need a licence?
also wittering outside
mental how
get the poo eaten
>>201991734y
>>201991681No. It's under 6ft/lb
To the yank asking about gunshttps://www.pellpax.co.uk has shotguns, rifles, gas powered air rifles, regular air pistols, etc
>>201991681Unless you live in Scotland like me no you dont
poo
lezzer couple move in opposite me recently, they're having some kind of flat-warming party today and every single person there is a woman, weird
porn
slow thread today whyno football on no other sportsno toilers commuting sunday evening prime time odd this
>>201991750Ah ok. It’s nice you can deal with pests yourself.
that's it, i'm getting armed to the teethlets see poo barmers stormtroopers kick my door in then
>>201991780Stand at your window slapping your cock from thigh to thigh to see if you can entice any of them over.
>>201991799>armed to the teethyou've only got one tooth
I was severely traumatized as a kid and have been using the internet and social media to numb myself for many years. I used social media to distract myself from the fact that real life is painful with no sense of communimity. I am trying to lower my screen time. I deleted some social media off my device.
gay porn
>>201991852i've got a full set of teeth, you dopey cuntdon't reply to me again
rorke's gran dancing to the macarena with her tits out
>>201991780not that weird arent they renowned for basically quite disliking men
>>201991748do i get the .177 or the .22?>>201991756England
The UK will become the world's first "second world country". Truly leading the way as per usual.
>>201991780A lot of lesbians are very rabidly anti men. Usually cos they were nonced
>>201991908Based retard
I was severely molested as a kid and have been using the internet and social media to numb myself for many years. I used social media to distract myself from the fact that real life is painful with no sense of communimity. I am trying to lower my screen time. I deleted some social media off my device. I'm trans btw.
>>201991911reckon if you gave them a hug and made them some nice soup they'd come around
>>201991780
>>201991902.177 is cheaper and meant for small pests.
>>201991902>Englandno license needed then, i prefer .22's but .177's are better for hunting with as they fly faster
>>201991982I want the rats to suffer.
*has about 150 different youtube channels filling up your recs in your path*
>>201992007Pack of darts off amazon then
>>201991780lesbians dont like men in any shape or form
>randomly type a chain of numbers to name a file>this file already exists, would you like to replace it?
>>201992036Then why do they dress like them?
This is my 500,000th post on 4chon
>>201991902.177 flies faster and flatter. .22 has a trajectory a bit like artillery but the pellet is bigger and carries more of a thump. DESU if you want them to suffer a .177 might be better for you. A .22 shot anywhere on a rat will kill it, but you'll need a head shot with a .177, there's a good chance it will go straight through the rat which will then run, bleeding out as it goes.
>>201992020Love this lil niggaMan getting the bag I respect it
>>201992036once heard that on average, women who identify as lesbians have more male sex partners than women who identify as straight
>>201991982>>201992005seems like the .177 would be better suited. can you lads explain the difference?>>201992032not good at throwing darts i want a gun I can sit on the windowsill in my backroom and shoot them with.
>>201992079checkmate lesbos, grow up and give up the fucking act
>>201992079You become the thing you hate most.
>>201992120Meant to say anything other than a head shot with the .177 may not kill the rat instantly.
>>201991908>second world countryWhat does that even mean lol shut up
been so bored this weekend i'm actually quite looking forward to going back to toil
>>201992175A first world country that has stepped backwards
his name is deng xiaoping
>>201992120>with a .177, there's a good chance it will go straight through the rat which will then run, bleeding out as it goesbasedthanks for the explanationwhat about for rabbits?
Boring gun nonces love their toy guns
>*bursts into the thread*>*knocks rorkesheed's wig off*
>>201992138I'd go with an air rifle over a pistol if that's what you want to do. I have one of these and sit at the dining table shooting targets at the back of the garden through the patio doors. I could just as easily do ratshttps://rangeandcountry.co.uk/weihrauch-hw77k/
>>201992212Sounds like the noise the rat hunter anon is going to be hearing when he accidentally fires his rifle inside his bedroom
sad cunts who post animal cruelty vids
>>201992250why are they like that
>>201992250its like being at the zoo
there isn't a single good pub near me
>>201992250so what did bossman do beforehand?
*plays the Heartbeat theme tune*
>>201992250Is this the US or Canada?
>>201992079Or more to the point, call themselves lesbians then shag the manliest looking dykes out there
>>201992384that's it, bath and bed for me, school tomorrow
>>201992384fuck off
>>201992361what about a single bad pub
only went and sent a dick pick to the toil group chat. oh well
sunriseberg looms, sleeptoil approaches
>>201992437Promotion for you tomorrow then is it?
>>201992361what makes a pub good
just sucked off nigel farage in the tesco changing room
>>201992437banter aha
heartbeatwhy do i miss when my baby kisses me
>>201992262Lets be fair tho pistols are cooler
hate how many fucking roundabouts there are in my area, makes it a huge pain to drive anywhere, i can see why yanks don't fancy them
get the gangs smashedget the visas approvedget every single one housed
whatever happened to finlad lads? did he just vanish one day or did something happen?
>>201992524dunno
poo stinky poo nigger poo brown poo
>>201992524Nonced himself to death
>>201992524He was arrested for noncing
Just watched a fox scratch itself for a whole minute.
>>201990722easier to get asian woman than white whore
>>201992555why is it always ALWAYS a yank making these absolutely dogshit posts
Haven't had a wank since Friday and I can smell my balls through my sweatpants. Sick of it.
>>201990722>sideways vaginawhat
>>201992524theyve got to do conscription bollox in finland think he was busy with that>>201992578wow pretty female
>>201992578mad how millennials coomed over photoslop before the says of AI slop
>>201992617get them spaffed
Say NO to positive choicesSay YES to dossing
>>201992262I think it might not be inconspicuous enough for where I live.
>>201992677>>201992677>>201992677
>>201992007Then shoot aim for the bellies. .22 is a larger projectile and is more likely to kill them instantly.
>>201992524
