peas (tinned) edition redux
any not quite right in the head man in
dont like peas that much
love peas me
>a picture of the fucking floor
getting yesterday's socks filled with cum
>>201992677nice if mushy with a chippy
>>201992705yeah
peas are objectively stupid.>yeah lets put a load of small round things on a plate>now try and eat them with your fork>dont let them fall and no spoons allowed or you'll look like a childget rid of them.
British mfs really saw this dude and went: "Barreck Ohbahmer"
>>201992747I do this regularly, love spaffing in sockssaves so much cleanup but the runts get proper riled about it for some reason when they're going in the wash anyway, can't see what the big deal is
poonis in poogina
I am indifferent to peas
Rats must die. They have mocked me for too long. I need them to suffer.
>>201992796ogey
roast chicken with mashed potato, peas and gravythe white man's weeknight dinner
>>201992777Lmao dis nigga cares what he looks like
>>201992777more of a sweetcorn enjoyer myself, tastes nicer and is much easier to eat like you say don't hate peas but would never buy them myself
finlad's remains are buried somewhere on the ukrainian front
>>201992828lmao DIS nigga eats peas with a spoon
how old were you lads when you had your first wank?
>>201992796Have you tried mousetraps?You can also buy cages where they can easily get in but can’t get out. They’ll starve to death in it and eat eachother.
>>201992864think I was 14 which is quite late as I understand it
>>201992854corr wouldn't mind having a nibble on that
>>201992854he cute
I got locked out of my bank online account and app on Thursday. Went to the bank to update my phone number and have them remove the lock. They said its done but will take 72 hours. It's been 72 hours and im still locked out. Fucking fuming. Going to have to go into town to speak to the runt at the bank again tomorrow. Sick of it.
get the goldcrests posted
>>201992951Banks are so shit these days its unreal. Like they genuinely dont want your business
>>201992874No. I've used poisoned bait boxes in the past but only saw one dead rat and it looked like it had suffered but I couldn't be certain. I want to see them suffer and die.
>Started new job 3 months ago>Its okay, and I enjoy it>Previous employer calls me up>Potential new role created just for me in a new department which has more political power than my previous one>Probably more pay, less work, better pension, work from home, more respectedWhy do I dont feel like taking the role? Everything about my current role is inferior to this new role, but I feel like I should at least wait a year. I unironically need advice.>Go to /adv/
doing long drawn out farts that sound like someone ripping heavy canvas or those daft little 50cc scooters the roadmen used to ride to college
Heres my plan. Go shit, shower, clamber into bed, shitpost, bit of telly, sleep.
>>201993075get signed on sharpish
>>201993075i'm in no position to give career advice since i'm a dosser but i say follow your heart
>Why do I dont feel like
Don't care didn't ask
>>201993125>Go shitwhats the rules for this card game
>>201992995Terrible service. NatWest. Useless cunts. The runt at the bank was so smug. I gave him a telling off and he shrunk back and was so pathetic I took a step back and just complained about the bank but I wish i'd suggested he step outside so I could punch his lights out.
>>201993075>Why do I dont feel likeyou are having a strokeget to the hospital NOW
>>201993075EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEwwoooo wooo woooo poooo bum bum arse willy reeeeeeeeeeee EEEEE nee bum
>>201993075>political powerI dont like the sounds of that.
>>201993175Haha, great post, thanks for replying.
had a tin of coke last night and now my belly's full of gas that makes me feel uncomfortable.
spaffed again v_v
>>201993251don't reply to me again you worm
i would pipe this itv presenter right up her shit pipe with shit still in it
>>201993284You got it, chief
>>201993075>Why do I dont
>>201993286They lobotomised are boy
>>>/soc/33420569Rorke
>>201993292imagine the smell you'd end up weeing out a little string of shite that looks like goldfish poo
>>201993316what the fuck is that fiveskin
>>201993331look at her shes fucking nice
>>201993075lmao
>>201993377not got a telly sorry mate
>in a new department which has more political power
>have a look at /soc/ catalog to see what it's all about>it's all just gays sharing photos of williesah yes
>>201993468why specifically pakis and not indians
>>201993468Hear, hear. I like the way you think.
Bread is such a useless food made for peasants
>>201993494them too but i couldn't think of a snappy racial slur for them
>>201993506
mmmwhat an experiencemmm
Does /brit/ have a friend?
>>201993494You say Indians. I say pakis. Really though whats the difference? They are both brown and smell like poo.
>>201993549reckon he says that when he's wanking?
got a bokkle of 8% cider in the freezertimer set for 40 minutes (the optimum time for bokkle cooling from room temp) corrrrr it lovely
>>201993583d-d-d-d-definitely
Not called back my cool wine aunt since Friday. Should probably ring her back but its such a chore.
>>201993611ooohhhhh it lush
Black family in the hotel room next to mine are screaming at their kids again
blog on
>auntfoy
rorke telling the nonce hunters that he's actually an ephebophile
>>201993594Cider gets me drunk really quick
>>201993543pajeet
>>201993663yeah?
>>201993594just the one? Never had one drink and left it at that don't see the point
just realised that I don't inhale my vape but I just kind of taste it in my mouth like a cigar and blow it out
>>201993713all i've got in sadly, plus I need to be on my toes tomorrow morinig
>>201993750fair enough enjoy your bokkle
another lonely incel meal for 2 for 1
>>201993767cheers mate
might go for a run when it's dark
>>201992740Still talking about me hours later :^)I've had 3 beers in the sun and now considering dindins then hitting up the gay bar
>>201993778take a pic and it'll be like we are sharing it babe
already been for an inceldrive today lads but i fancy another inceldrive because driving in the dark is comfy womfy
>>201993841gay bar closed on sundays
Chortled at a post made in this thread but won't say which one
>>201993870Not here
Just realised my neighbour (female) can hear me wanking quite clearly, should I get jiggy with her lads?
>pints in the sunfucking jealous you've got sun, been grim cloud and rain here all day
quiet round here when the schizos are away
>>201993879Just tell us lad
>>201993486Yeah you're right
>>201993675feels a bit redundant to say pakis and pajeets, they're the same thing
>6:55PM>already getting darkwintertoil looms
>>201993921Sadly european pints (aka 0.5l) but yeah 26 degrees here today
>>201993915how loud are your wanks? Are you having a moany wank?
Trying to process "why do I don't" in my head and failing miserably
just the pooey bumwank for me
>>201994003Love a bumwank with the big black dildo
>>201993990Bit of a gay one yeah. Just whacking my willy around as it squirts in my boxer shorts, leading to a loud splashing sound as I grunt and moan. Reckon neighbour hears everything
>>201993982you're fucking joking what the hellbeen fucking winter where i livecrazy how this little island can have such disparate climates
I don't know bros...you simply can't match the vibe that was created with the 2013 Game Grumps playthrough of Mario Sunshine. It was made almost exactly ten years after the release of the game, but managed to carry the same "aura" as when it first released. https://youtu.be/UKgXU7nrFto?si=cg2eD1Kn8GCSYEuf
i have never, ever, ever made a sound when i've wanked
>>201994046I'm in Spain
>>201993959they'd get offended either way so it does work better
>>201994089whats your secret
>>201994008LOVE cats, love friendly dogs as well, very very based webm
>>201994071How on Earth was this 11 years ago when it isn't even JonTron holy shit
>holy shit
cant go to the beach on holiday because im pale as sin
>>201994045used to have moany wanks when I was a virgin to see what my sex noises would be like but don't actually make any noise during sex unless I'm cooming
uhm
just got off the blower to janny, he's coming to sort it out
>>201994232bit gay
>>201994232timmy rn
tin of rice pudding down the gullet
disgusting freak
>>201994232That's cp isn't it
it not right
>>201994334used to eat rice pudding out of the tin
16shaved
very grey outside but stopped raining nowcertainly been a nice day to sit inside and be comfy
starting to get dark
Wearing briefs in case I pull tonight
i cant stop sleepingwhats wrong with me
>>201994344gato is next on the plate x
>>201994429kek>>201994434might be 'pression lad
>>201994396
>>201994449Why are you keking at me briefs
>>201994379that's what did, no point getting a bowl out
300 calories in this bokkle of ciderno wonder mark is such a fat bastard
>>201994396corrr imagine the taste
love foxes megf says I look like one :3
>>201994487prefer not to say
big hairy pooey bloke spreads his arseahhh go on then it's christmas
>>201994546def tastes like piss and smegma. they dont have th patience to shower thoroughly at that age and probably scared to touch down there as well
going to play rimworld for a bit, don't do anything funny while i'm gone
>>201994562never seen a fox but one time I saw a skunk and I've seen a couple of raccoons
gay porn convention in lyme regis next weekend
>>201994488good lad
>>201994562furry freak
penising a suckold
>>201994619two sleep on the roof of my garage, they're very sweet
you betta no wank to gay porn you sanama bitch
>>201994562been feeding them almost every day for the past three weeks
all gays are child molesters
gay people are all possessed by a demon. that's why they all start to sound the same the longer they are under its hold.
giwtwm
>>201994782and what is the name of that demon?
>>201992951Shouldn't have gotten locked out like a little melt then runtboy
>>201994705too late mate
might do the pretending I'm not an alcoholic and am just getting into wine gimmick again
mad how shit GoT became
>>201994812ba'alzenbum
>19:19
>>201994855
Can't believe you lot, your all so thick!
>>201994741what do you feed them?
>>201994848never watched it me
>>201992777>>201992832you're doing peas wrongpeas should be added into stews or mushed to make pottages like mushy peas or pease puddinganyone serving peas as a side of veg is a mong
pea police are online
I like mushy peas with vinegar
So this is it. The last /brit/.
>>201994812>and what is the name of that demon?buggery
>>201995018what would be your final post if this was the last ever /brit/?
>>201994906meat, chicken bones and vegtables
for me, it's the Carlin pea
arms hurt from the gym
>>201995095lucky foxes! :)
>>201995062poo
Everything men do is consciously or unconsciously to attract women or in reaction against women. Chads act like chads to attract women, incels and NEETs do what they do in order to cope against the rejection from or failure to attract women. Coomers coom to women. Normie men work towards building a career and achieving high status because ultimately that's what your biological instincts (and testosterone) tell you to do, since it's something women desire and you need in order to attract a suitable mate and raise children in a good environment.Even the urge to be "effay" comes from the subconscious desire to look attractive to women, whether you want to admit it not.All men have been preparing for or coping with the mating game since the day they were born, because the ultimate purpose of any sexually reproducing animal is procreation, and a man spends his entire life working towards achieving that, or coping with the failure of fulfilling it.
>>201995105Me chest hurts from yesterday's sesh
>>201995105wanking off a load of blokes in the changing rooms were you
On my hands and knees naked in the bathroom to open my butthole to motivate farts to deal with bloating. My most shameful moment. Have no idea how women willingly do doggy.
>>201995062"Doing a poo"
Thinking about the time I sent a picture of my cock next to a can of monster to a girl.Not sure what I was thinking in hindsight. What was I expecting her to say? "Wow your cock is slightly longer than a can of monster but not as thick, how sexy, please send more pictures of you lying in bed with a boner and energy drinks".
>>201995182What DID she say?
Any pushes away the people he loves man in
>>201995169Just get the shower hose up there and self-enema
>>201995152i change and shower at home due to my affliction
>>201992677
Farting out today's hookup's cum
>>201995205"I love your cock" or something. She was very nice actually. Now that I'm older I just realise that it is very unsexy
>>201995220you get hard ons around other men?that's called being a poof
>>201995274I don't know if you know this but women genuinely get turned on by looking at erect penises
>>201995211*raises paw*
>>201995326I think it depends. I've had girls just send me a close up picture of their fanny.Yeah I love fannies and love seeing them, but being sent something that looks like it's from a medical textbook isn't ideal
bit dead in here tonightwhere is everyone?
>>201995182Big fan of doing the "here's a casual snapchat selfie but unbeknownst to me my massive willard is visibly outlined through my sweats" teases, personally.
>>201995407Shagging
the fuck is going on is there another thread going on or something, it's like a bloody morgue in here CAM ON LADS LIVEN UP
go on lad
>>201995400its not like you're just randomly sending them dick picks thoughyou're both obviously in the mood for it beforehand
>>201995449fat cunt
what about showing your willy to randoms?
>>201995407>>201995445Slow threads are good. No "personalities" spamming up the place.Go fire up tiktok or something if you need constant content
>>201992747>>201992785i wank in disposable surgeons gloves (unpowdered)costs about 4p a wank though
another week of work on the horizon
>>201995503would never receive a reaction like this
Just spaff into the palm on my other hand and slurp it up. No mess and doesn't cost a penny.>ooh that's gayIt's not though is it. No different from eating your own scabs or snot
>wanking in socks and glovesFor what reason? are people just so lazy they can't walk to the bathroom and get some toilet paper or tissue.
>>201995211can't if i haven't got anyone to push
Woke mob made it illegal to push tourists into the canal.Can’t have any fun in this country anymore.
i have a dedicated wank rag and yes, it is your mother
>>201995449looks easy. six slices of bread is tough but i have that amount of food plus two slices on a normal saturday morning. feel stuffed after but could manage another 4 slices of toast to get it free, easy
i cum into my mouth, only miss maybe 1/8th of the time
well, for me? simply /brit/, the perfect combination of serious discussion and jovial banter
fucking raining again
>hot guy I shagged yesterday's mum diedWelp this is awkward
I wank
poo egg
>>201995809did she catch you shagging and have a heart attack?
>>201995809You gonna do the right thing and suck his cock to cheer him up?
he shouldnt be there
how much of a cuckold do you have to be to join the tartan armymost of the season it's 'yess spank me celtic' then for a break from you go follow scotland
anyone remember the covid Nightingale hospital psyop
>>201995898seal's gone woke, he's trying to "evolve"
>>201995857Nah, just sent him a flirty message only to be told his mum died overnight
stop smokingwe love youstop smokingwe love youstop smokingwe love you
if boris was PM during the kosovo war there would be a whole bunch of Bojo's running around instead of Tonibler
>>201995898He can be wherever the fuck he likes you cunt
Didn’t know Yanks said “woke” as well, thought that was a British thing
Hi, new personality here. Names’ “Shoggy”
Eat the special ice cream that makes me insane again
bring back smoking in pubs
down to my last two T pills...captcha: SSYT
>>201992780You're right about the last name but not the first name, we just say "Barack", there's no 'e' sound
Trying to work out if the pairs of older and younger men at this hotel are dad and son or "daddy" and "son"
>>201996116is that cement
2008. now that was a year
the notion of being "in love" with another man is absolutely bizarre and repulsive to me do poofs actually fall "in love" with each other or are they just in it for the sex and they pretend to be emotionally attached to try to replicate a normal couple?because if it's the latter, then there is something seriously fucked up with their heads
>get out shower>suddenly have to shit againahh yes
>>201996161All years were a year, that’s what Shoggy says
>>201996176i was the that poo
doing a google street view tour of croydon. seems kind of nice actually but i thought it was the ends?
How have we done lads? What do we reckon to that? Got a nice sear on the outside
>>201996172why wouldn't there be something fucked up with their heads if it's the former? you're supposed to love women and make children
>>201996172I mean I have nothing to compare it against as I've never loved a woman but I have been in love with a man before yes, wanting to spend my time with him, trusting him with everything.
>>201996224looks goodi just had a stuffed roast chicken meselflovely it was
WHAT A LIFE
>>201996172no such issues with fucking men aye? understand that part perfectly do you?
>>201996099Where do you think the term even originated?
>>201996224enjoy your cancer
>>201995142Load of old cope. Chad’s don’t need to try to act like Chad. It just pours out of them. Evolutionary biology is based on nothing but hot air
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5cNRsazmsMThrash metal version of Fireman Sam on 'Dick & Dom in da Bungalow'.Fireman Sam (Welsh: Sam Tân) is a British animated children's television series about a fireman named Sam, his fellow firefighters, and other residents in the fictional Welsh rural village of Pontypandy (a portmanteau of two real towns, Pontypridd and Tonypandy). The original idea for the show came from two ex-firemen from London, England, who took their idea to artist and writer Rob Lee who developed the concept, and the show was commissioned.Fireman Sam first appeared on S4C on 1 November 1987, and a few weeks later on BBC 1 on 17 November. The original series finished in 1994, and a new series that expanded the character cast commenced in 2003. The series was also shown as Sam Smalaidh in Scottish Gaelic in Scotland. The series was sold to over 40 countries and has been used across the United Kingdom to promote fire safety.The theme song was performed by Mal Pope in a classic rock style from 1987 to 1994.This trash-metal version was recorded only for Dick & Dom in da Bungalow in 2005.
keep smokingyou look coolkeep smokingyou look coolkeep smokingyou look cool
>>201996172I am as equally baffled about the heteros liking women tbqh
arbeit macht freiCOOL
>>201996246both are bizarre>>201996250bizarre behaviour>>201996263muslim men fuck goatsa hole is a hole
>>201996099i use british english when posting here
Currently making a list of responses I should give when asked small talk questions, like what's my favourite band, what's your favourite film ect.Why am I such an autistic freak haha.
advertisements or murals on the end of rowhomes are not seen often in my ends
>>201996301men and women can actually reproduceso it make sense that they would fall "in love" from a biological standpoint
>>201996310>bizarre behaviourI was born this way lady gaga.mp3
>>201996327got a list of things like this for when i go to the barbers
>>201994818Its the banks fucking fault I got locked out.
>Pootugal
>>201996353I don't think you wereI think events in your early life infleucned you
>>201996344Yeah but I just don't get it. I have close female friends and female colleagues I deeply respect but I'm just not attracted to them
Remember when you used to wake up and not necessarily feel optimistic for the day, but there wasn't a sense that it's all pointless and miserable?Now those were the good old days
>>201995449is that caleb from clarkson's farm?
>>201996161Great gameIs STALKER any good?
Downloading some Non-Newtonian mods for Hogwarts Legacy
>>201996395Not really it’s been a long time ahaha
>>201995142human behaviour isn't that simple lad. you can't boil it all down to biological imperatives
>>201996395>Remember when you used to wake upno, im not woke
>>201996342>pecialists
Anyone else been needing to shit after having a wank? bit worried theres something wrong with me
>>201995809This post has several layers of grimness to it
>>201996344I have yet to see any evidence that people actually have sex
>>201996463repeated motions cause poo material to accumulate in the poo ejection area
>>201996402it suffers from the problem where hobo phase and in begginnig more interesting than overpowered exosceleton phase in the end.
>>201996474What are they?
>>201996344So things are always down to biological impulses except for… when they’re not?
>>201996463yeah a wank always helps me with my belly whether its digestion of food or gas or getting prepared for a shit, a wank just helps clear me out
Just found out geoguessr is no longer free and you have to pay a monthly subscription for it.What's the point in that? Might just lob myself into a random location on google maps and do it that way
poo injection area
>>201995719get fucked is this 'llegal been at it almost every weekend this summer and not a peep from plod
>>201996355read some out to me lad. I need material
>>201996463its called being gay
>>201996541what reason would you have for being attracted to a man?shagging a man up the arse is not going to help advance the human race
>>201996512Fair enough. Maybe I should give it a go one day if I finally get a gaming PC
Anybody fancy going to Alton Towers on Thursday or Friday? I dont want to go on my own.
>>201996224looks like a cracking steak mate, would be proud to scran that myself
>>201996630enjoy losing your legs in those death traps
battered bumhole lad
>>201996595Why the hell would you need a reason? How many things do we all do really advance our race? Maybe fun is the advancement, i dunno for them im not gay
>>201996263enjoyed this post immensely
>>201996595What reason do humans need for anything, we get a finite time on this rock
>>201996640Thanks lad
>>201996595shagging a woman isn't even about advancing the human race. genes care about themselves not species
>>201996652ktim
arse still sore from friday night
water cronkite
for me it's doing stuff because it's fun and I feel like itnot even bent, just the way it is
Reasoned today that I'll never be fully happy and satisfied. So I will drink myself to death. I would like to try heroin at least once though, because alcohol fucks up my body. I just want to die lads, and to die happy
it's up>>201996708>>201996708>>201996708
>>201996735early tho
>>201996630i went 10 years ago as a little boy and was very scared but thought it looked cool but i did go on the cable car
