VOTE for the edish! https://strawpoll.com/XmZRQJar9gdhttps://strawpoll.com/XmZRQJar9gdhttps://strawpoll.com/XmZRQJar9gd
Gonna go to a club with darkrooms later
>go out>drink responsibly>have a meh/mostly shit time>feel mostly fine the next dayor>go out>drink irresponsibly>feel ontop of the world>black out>wake up feeling awful filled with anxiety and an earfull from a mate for how i was actingsigh cant win lads just cant win
>>201996708all shit
>>201996708interesting gimmick, will be monitoring to see if this one takes offof course it's got to be old speckled hen, however canoe edition was a close second
>>201996759you going to drink another mans piss?
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>>201996759which one is that? is it mixed?
hari krishna just went by my windowthought it was the second coming
>>201996708This reeks of Spainfreak to be frank.>>201996775>to see if this one takes offAs in, spammed every day because he practically lives here. Gain a clue.
>>201996764just saying this cos i didn't put shagging your own dad as an option
>>201996759who/what is darkrooms
it'll be this dark at 5 o'clock in 6 weeks time
just one more thing rorke...
CÎROC™ ULTRA-PREMIUM VODKA :“THE ART OF CELEBRATION”
is there anything wrong with purchasing sex
>go to a clubhow it's in 2004, m8?people say Motorola will present a revolutionary flip phone very soon..
>>201996793>>201996809DING DING DINGWhat do i win??
>>201996809get a grip you melt it's clearly not spaino, he's not been here for hours at least lighten up
>>201996809well, i'm not spainnonce and it's bizarre that you've said that at all
>>201996789Not into that>>201996794Men only>>201996812Dark rooms for anonymous shagging
>>201996843not if both are consenting adults. bit sad though
>>201996812designating bumming zones for gay menunironically
phwoarhttps://www.reddit.com/r/FemBoys/comments/1fad1m1/this_is_the_average_british_man_feel_bad_for/
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Rorke getting knocked back from the berghain
>>201996843Not really if you're fine with paying for something that other people expect to naturally get for free
>>201996861>>201996874fucks sake that's grimaren't the gays in attendance concerned about getting aids/the clap/etc?
>>201996872>tattooswhen will the madness end
Spanish waiter (male) has a huge arse in tight trousers
Get the small boats ON our shoresGet the migrants IN our women
>>201996872her consent is coerced through her woeful economic conditions though, probably her shitty childhood that she had no fault in
>>201996918this
>>201996897PreP exists
So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.
the episode where ross wears leather pants. hilariousu!
where is this bumming club
bit noncy this game
Get the clappers posted
>>201996972ask your dad
the belgian flag is one of the handful of case studies in mental illness that have popped up in /brit/ over the years. others are the sheikh, emmayank, and probably emmet
>>201996987okay hold on...he said it's in your garage
>>201996852???
>>201996861shame which one?
>>201996972Yumbo
>>201997011I'm severely mentally ill, I just don't use a name or meme flag
>>201996968mad how the fit of that shirt is so in right now
>>201996982she the one that wants to marry you?
>>201997018took his doing and done it back to him
wonder if there's an episode he doesnt catch the killer. l suppose boomer shows didnt like twists like that
when was the last time you experienced the sublime?
Gloryholes are great in concept however the risk is you can never be sure if it’s a man or a woman on the other side.What if it’s a guys cock I’m sucking?Don’t trust them.
>>201997153Howling
>>201997147when I had a pint of guinness and a sterling dual on friday
Waiting for my Barbour jacket to arrive. Then and only then will my 2024 autumn kinowalks commence. And yes they ARE kinowalks.
>>201997110how could he possibly not catch the killer?
felt a great sense of unease on the NYC Metro and you know full well why
>>201996918What a load of shite. There are all sorts of safety nets in this country especially for women. They choose to do it because they make a fortune.
Wore my grey trackies out today and caught quite a few girls checking out my bulge on the tube
>>201997153kek
>>201997147i very rarely feel anything of the sort these days
sober and full of rage
>>201997153
>>201997153someone like rorke could cut off your dick with scissors whoever sticks it in the hole has big balls
>>201997147I don't practice Santeria
just heard beard meets food's wife left himif he can't hold down a cow like her what are our chances then?
Tomorrow's schedule: noncing (schools are back)
oiled up black baton swiftly giving its last pounding for the weekend before katy's back on the swc toil
>>201997212No you didn't. Be quiet.
>>201997326while you post on 4chan
got tuna brine on my phone
>>201996968was dressed like this last night but the shirt was a different colour and the trousers were jeans
>>201997198if the killer doesnt confess under his questioning or uses some legal sneaky way or technicallity to escape justice
>>201997314:/
>>201997212sexual harrassment
had no desire or hunger to eat anything for a few days. think it's over
quick intense lovemaking with the cronem, before katy goes back home to timmy sr
>>201997308Had no idea
>practice gf is pregnant
>>201997365Are you the lad who kissed the Sheila?
>>201997153you stole this joke from always sunny in philadelphia
>>201997365u pulled didn't you
>practice bf has hiv
>>201997370
lovely evening outif you have the opportunity to see out the weekend with a pint in a pub garden I'd say take it
>>201997393time to block her on snapchat
>>201997439>lovely evening outit's pitch black blud
>>201997413ye lol
>>201997414not the same thing at all is it
>>201997459never reply to me
>>201997464I kneel
>>201997439it's half 8 I'm already in bed
no google why would l ever mean that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-HdGnzYdFQthe listening
>>201997459blocked her and changed my number
>>201997393this is why you get a trans practice gf
>>201997472just flipped innit
>>201997414I believe the joke was that women can have penises these days. Nice autism though
the kids call it killadelphia these days
>>201997461still a bit of light out my favourite time of day
>>201997497get in lad
Can’t believe it’s been nearly 23 years since them slags smashed into the twin towers it still freaks my nut out to this day
>>201997439pissing it down up norf its well grim
>>201997493the originalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qvo5SeAwz88the ripoffhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEoZA9u-jYo
>Over the last 14 days you are £27.16 down
>>201997522What happened to the twin towers?
>>201997308>it's not for the followers, noooo, it's the memories i want to keep!
money cannot be created or destroyed
>>201997423na not properly. was talking about it last night. just got a wee kiss from an aussie lass from the group that adopted me.
>>201997522did a freak out nut on your mums twin towers yesterday, speaking of
>>201997600wtf how did you not converthow come u got adopted give me the story i missed your story last night
>>201997600where were u? x
>>201997579>>201997308literally who
i know a /brit/ thread hate to see me coming
Getting a wasp sting on the eye was not the way I'd hoped to start today
>>201997613i told my parents i got invited out but i didn't actually get invited out so i had to get all dressed up and just go for a walk for 6 hours to make it seem like i got invited out for real. went to check the score in the ireland match in the beer garden and got adopted by a group who was also watching it and ended up having a really good night.>>201997622just in the town
never heard of dark rooms and I'm gayhow can it be completely anonymous? do you just shag a random bloke's arse completely in the dark? what if it happens to be one of your dads?
katy's plump glossy lips sucking and kissing the cronem soul pole all glistening with gyalspit*
>>201997693they're the best nights
Life is an endless series of thankless tasks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBLboy3aXA0
>>201997684how is 8pm the start of the day
dont think a straight man describes penis so lovingly
>>201997697It's not completely anonymous, you see people in the club before going back there, usually.Only been once and the only thing I did was get sucked off by the grindr hookup who shagged me before we went out
>>201997693> went to check the score in the ireland match in the beer garden and got adopted by a grouphow did that work then you sit down witha pint you cheering and they were like "i like the cut of your jib"?
dickhead
>>201997758no
katy nursing the cronem goonmeat tip
picky bits for tea x
>>201996708it's foot cream for me
remember being with my grandparents watching the Johnny Cash episode and it was comfy kino
you smell that?
>>201997751i landed in just as grealish scored and we were all giving off about him being a faggot for celebrating and that's how we got talking. i didnt even have a pint or nothing. i literally just remembered the match was on and walked into the beer garden just to see the tv for a minute. was initially planning on just passing through.
>>201997815money
>soul poul esl paki moment
katy bopping on that young black meat her perked up tits bouncing cronem holding them with his large melanated masculine hands
>>201997828so he scored adn you walked over to them and started saying he's a faggot? wild are you an actual chad?
My brother lost his shit when the lockdown happened. He felt like he was trapped and stuck inside the house, he didnt even have anywhere to go or any friends to spend time with.
>>201997804>>201997810is the show worth watching
>>201997804does columbo ever take that damned coat off?
>>201997804
>>201997815booty
>>201997860yeah alright spainlad
>>201996708Voted
How will dem Rangz o' Power explain where all the 'groids of Middle Earth went?
>>201997885photos you can hear
me>in pub alone on a saturday night>having a little dance by myself trying to engage with peopleyou>in pub alone>automatically get invited into groupsffs
Please boycott Israel
Why are you so poor? Is it cause of all the blacks and pakis?
>>201997922shut up spaino
>>201997858the whole beer garden was cracking up at grealish so i was just a voice in the crowd, but i just happened to be a voice in the crowd near this group and one of the lad's just went like "he's such a fruit. at least rice had the decency to not celebrate" and then i said something like "no chance rice scored the first" and that was us chatting.
>>201997861lf you dont mind knowing who the killer is at the start of the episode yeah its a comfy old show>>201997862only when absolutely neccesary for a case>>201997866
>>201997942You are mentally ill
*creeps at night and swallows columbo's glass eye*have fun solving the case with one eye, detective. lmao
>>201997947how did you get it into a proper conversaiton instead of just one exchangehow did you wrankle moving over to their table?
Going to start boycotting Palestinian businesses (my life will be exactly the same)
>>201997969shit forgot image
>the autistic "walk me through a step by step plan I can follow for how to be social" lad is here again
>>201997972ktim
Get the migrants fedGet the migrants washedGet the migrants medically checkedGet the migrants housedGet the migrants shaggedGet the migrants paid
Feeling....scared. anxious. restless.
>>201998024...yh
Just get poo steaming in the house then you'll be fine when you get to the pub
Incel drive might be on the cards for later I reckon. Might even get one of those iced coffees from maccies. Never had one before. Assumed they were just for the gays.
>>201997153squealing
>>201998055what the hell is poo steaming
>>201998040been me for the last two weeksnot good.
>thought there was a gay couple at dinner>One was just an immensely butch german woman
Anyone else hate poor people
>>201998040Fellow smoker?
>>201997885*tinktinktinktinktinktink*
>>201998125looky looky drug dealers posing as teddy bear vendors
>>201998114prefer the term peasant
>Wife taking the baby on holiday with the in-laws in a few weeks3 day escort + coke + meth sex bender it is then
>>201998125how about that pricks face when he saw the gyatts
>>201998114You’re probably poor yourself
>>201997472it's extremely derivative
>>201998081dont know how you get the energy
>>201998175absurdly grim proposition. why can't you be faithful to your wife?
>>201998175i would steer clear of meth tbf
cant wait for crispr to become a thing to produce pale clapmeats on demand en masse for these young black migrants
>>201998175have at it king
AAAAAAAAAA
Generation Xtra bent
>>201998055having done this it does not workbest case scenario you will just end up blacked out and back at homeworst case scenario somethign will happen
*plays the Heartbeat theme tune*
His toughest case yet
Watching lethal weapon 3 after just having finished lethal weapon 2
>>201997815what?
>>201998125what are those two slags gonna do in any situation involving a male? weigh 9 stone me and could just heem them both if they tried to arrest me
the term clapmeat is funny. i have to give you that spaino
>>201998267sequential post
>>201998206Got a shit car so the battery dies if I don't drive it around aimlessly for an hour every week or so. Less hassle than letting it die and having to charge the battery on the rare occasion I need to be somewhere
>>201998125prison clapmeats
>>201998175corrrr this but with mcat, ket and 19 years old gyaldems from raves
>>201998175
>>201998254Gonna kill myself
>>201998211It's not cheating if you're paying for it. It's like wanking
>>201998243THRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPP
>>201998287buy a new batterywill even be cheaper when you're not wasting petrol for nothing
>>201998296sort yourself out you dire troglodyte
bird in that lexus ad is sexo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8br4T-4aiEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8br4T-4aiEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8br4T-4aiEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8br4T-4aiEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8br4T-4aiEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8br4T-4aiEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8br4T-4aiEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8br4T-4aiEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8br4T-4aiE
wouldnt be weird if i ate just a can of tuna
>>201998335pic
>>201998298oh he cant do poo poos there
Catberg has been snoozing in my lap all day. It's cute but fucking hell my legs are killing me
>>201998298that must've felt like heaven
>>201998340odd post
>>201998298clean it up janny
>>201998389what can i say im an odd man
>>201998287Why bother having a car if you use it less than once a week except for an aimless drive to charge the battery?
>>201998216It'd good for staying up for 3 days shagging
might have a second packet of monster munch
sucking a poo
>>201998392the janny is the dog
[YouTube] Sheldon J. Plankton - Psycho Killer (AI cover) (embed)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8br4T-4aiEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8br4T-4aiEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8br4T-4aiE
>>201998298Never knew this is how lizard shat
>>201998298Dog considering eating it. Vile beast
stealing avocado's loose skin and selling it on ebay
>>201998525neither to be honest. always thought it would be a neat little log like a dog shit in minature.
just got liposuction lads but now i've got all this loose skin and dont know what to do with it
>>201998346
>>201998564It seems closed to bird shite. Vile stuff
gay neighbours moved in. they have 3 adopted sons
janny, are you okay? Will you tell us that you're okay?There's a sound at the window that he struck you, a crescendo, janny.He came into your apartment, and left the bloodstains on the carpetAnd then you ran into the bedroom, you were struck down, it was your doomjanny, are you okay? So, janny, are you okay? Are you okay, janny?You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth criminal.
tomorrow x
>>201998611imagine the smell
the key to a womans heart is to be chivalrous
>>201998629That rug is ruined too. Retard move to have such an exotic animal into their home
>>201998630
a second packet of monster munch has hit the gullet
>>201998673they'd better be picled onion or you're a poof
Anyone else remember a Jackie Chan cartoon where the old Chinamman says "ayaa Jackie",
im so ugly and evil it's insane
those pale tings waiting to meet up with the new goons in school
>>201998735alri uglyandevilladstill ugly and evil?
So like I'm glad he's managed to lose all that weight but where did posting pics of his inflamed bare asshole fit into his " genius masterplan"?
>>201998762...prefer not to say
>>201998211How DARE you judge him. Just let him have his fun.
Oh no a Jordanian truck driver shot 3 Israelis dead at the West Bank-Jordan border crossing what a tragedyIt is such a shame that 3 Israelis have died
>>201998764he's a nonce
>>201996857only spaino calls himself that
>Labour starts the process to remove all hereditary peers from the House of Lords>If the new laws pass, the 700-y-old tradition will end in 2025>It was initially thought the office of the Lord Great Chamberlain would be spared as it dates back to 1138, but it will also disappear
the lads
>>201996708went with the footcream one like the footfag i am.
>>201998733yeah and these talismans that you could get
>>201998815cronem clapmeats
>>201998811what a load of bullshitewhat a fucking disgrace this government is
>>201998602why are you replying to spaintwatno i refuse to believe you are anybody but himfuck off
>>201998811>remove all hereditary peers from the House of Lordswhats the point of it then?
>>201998832i remember these from those weekly magazines u got
>>201998815ha ha wow, ain't that something?who do you reckon has the largest willy?
>>201998811Woke Barmer marches on.
Absolute class night one of the lads at the pub randomly goes " I've been struggling loads lately" and we all just burst out laughing haha
>>201998811they are replacing it with a better system thought up by the most forward thinking political minds of our day. problem?
>>201998811CHUD MONARCHY OUTBLAIR REGIME 2.0 IN
>>201998811Get them housed and wanked in there.
>>201998412Sometimes I like to drive somewhere and just sit in it to be left alone. Also I used to need it to get to work and never bothered to sell it after I quit a year ago.It's nice having a car
Any Hufflepuffs in?
just ate 450g of poo
>>201998885yiponly got the rooster myself, remember cos it was in my drawer for about 15 yearsreckon dadberg would have refused to buy me any more
>>201998832ayyaa Jackie thats it. what was it called and is there anywhere to watch it?
portugals style of play is abysmal. claim to be the country that just adores football and does this beautiful style but its just pass side to side. not even fast passing just boring af. then the goal they get is always some lucky banger from 20 yards anyway. genuinely worse than rainy night in stoke tier brexitball
>>201998617FOSYEG
>>201998888Impressive, very nice.
>>201998941not a word
>>201998932jackie chan adventures and i dunno probably
peter hitchens status?
those young black bulls snapchatting pale tight blondes
>>201998920the badger
>>201998941Yeah?
>>201998941Portugal have been awful to watch since Figo/Deco retired.
might ask toil for another coat standfor the winter
>>201999012You’re a pitiful creature
>>201998862Blairites despise British culture
BBC fetish posting seems to have this similar comic of repetition thing the sneed meme on /tv/ has. at some point its just automatisms rather than real belief
>>201998932>>201998976its on youtubehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AyM3T4RvCGE
>>201999012This reminds of a bit from family guy where Stewie is doing a documentary style commentary in front of a tribal man
>>201999012Liverpool fan btw
BBC is a meme
>>201999024all these hyped up players but every game is a toil for them. until they can statpad against luxembourg. think they might genuinely be a womens national team
Drank too much water and now my cocks swelled up and sloshing about in my boxers
>>201999069Must be tragic just getting 0 (you)s back too.
>>201999128They don't like it when you say that
test says you're an air fryer pal
>>201999128Yeah I watched all of Sherlock and remember nothing about it
>>201996708edish for 8:05ish PM 08/09/24?by a guest · 1 hour agoold speckled hen edish26.67% (4 votes)foot cream edish26.67% (4 votes)jammy dodgers again like earlier13.33% (2 votes)nwankwo kanu edish13.33% (2 votes)canoe edish6.67% (1 votes)kia sportage6.67% (1 votes)hubba hubba the hoob edish6.67% (1 votes)Total votes: 15thanks lads for all your votes. and here it is... your combined old speckled hen and foot cream OP image!
off to bed
>>201999242good gimmick
Prepare for battle
>>201999252this is me in 30 minutes
Lads
>>201999242based, foot cream chads we stay winning
>>201999242now get the thread made
I GIVE UPI GIVE UP
>>201999128Spainnonce furiously typing
Sucking a dick lol
>>201999374Male or female?
>>201999128
>>201999314i don't want to oversaturate and wear out the gimmick's novelty too quickly
>>201999418>>201999418>>201999418
>>201999431
>>201999445>>201999442State
>>201999445hahahahaha too slow fool
>>201999442>>201999445bit early lads
i literally have no idea what any of this means. holy shit /brit/ is autistic lmao
