I Believe in a Thing Called Love - The Darkness edish
hi all x
the wanktoil, so to speakhttps://www.reddit.com/r/ukgirlsgonewild/
evening chat :)
My name is unironically Timmy ( I go by Tim) and I have a small white cock
nick nick nick nick nick nick nick nickelodeon
>>201996685>>201996685
Old spackled hen
>>201999440Hi
https://www.tiktok.com/@staceybluer/video/7267608928639339808
imagine the best thing about living in a certain placethen imagine your evilness removes you from ever doing that thing ever againimagine how unbeliveably evil you would have to be for that to occur? well that's me i'm the evil one
>>201999504lack of vitamin bbc, she's having a melty
old schmekeled hen
Old spackled men
>>201999472these reddit pages are just a load of slags advertising their onlyfans
hi chat
enjoying some old cuckold men ale
two weeks until my two week holibobs in japan
>>201999472>sign insharnt
Girl I like that lives in other state is currently in the city next to mine and I'm here, alone, smelling like cum.
Our Toby, who art in Glasgow,Hallowed be thy name.Thy dragons come,Thy Runescape quests be done,On Earth as it is in Disneyland.Give us this day our microwaved piss,And forgive us our meltdowns,As we forgive those who slay us in PvP.Lead us no into laggy fights,But deliver us from scammers.For thine is the kingdom,The nettles, and the Peters,Forever and ever.Amen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFSbOuYUXtU
in my mid 30shave literally never had a girl interested in me romantically
>>201999643hope your plane crashes into Mt. Fuji x
>>201999504i don't like charlie veitch or disbelieve what she's saying but if i had never heard of him and was just watching this video i would assume she's a crazy lying bitch from the way she talks and acts
>>201999683Have you tried being handsome?
>>201999711...yh not very good at it though
>>201999504Not a fan of Charlie but this woman's a genuine schizoWent on a full rant about how she was getting gangstalked once because she thought she heard someone mention Charlie near her on holidayAlso any convictions would be public record, the onus has always been on her to prove it and she always refuses
>>201999683have you tried showing interest in one?
>>201999683You belong in /britfeel/ with the other goblin incel freaks
rabbi came to our school and told us to work hard and be career drivenhe then had a different meeting with the jewish kids and told them to have big families and lots of children
>>201999719Ah. Just be rich then. Should sort everything out for you mate
>>201999750heathermong!
>>201999683ktim, not even had a kiss at 31
doing a wee
>>201999743yeah plenty of times>>201999752actually have a bit of money but not enough to make up for everything else
keep looking at my pairs of shoes and being like "they're so nice"
Might start a cult where I get a bunch of incels and femcels to sign up and then I pair them off with each other. I'll have cult rules where they have to get a job too.I'll live off the donations and get first pick of the women, obviously.
>>201999888>femceldoesnt exist
>>201999704>>201999734veitchcord on defence
>>201999504first pressed by the yutedem and now revealed to be a child abuserloooooolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mOX5VbP_T4
Do y'all actually put your pinky up when sipping tea or is that a meme?
Ok....... let's go......
>>201999930>revealedwhere's the evidence?
No idea why trannies go on grindr
>>201999828so this is rorke
>Use somethingIt gets dirty and needs cleaning>Dont use somethingIt gets dusty and needs cleaning.I am sick to death of this constant facade. Let me live in filth.
lost my v at 16 to a teen gf i loved but still turned into a massive freak who will die alone
>>201999678
it's lostwe try to fight
insomniaberg has me on the ropes
>>201999973community notes took it down
>>201999999>>202000000Just having a check
>>202000000
>>202000076>>202000063Dogshit gets
almost time for bed
>>202000063Bunch of foreign nonsense. Never mind.
>>202000095its all forrin to me
hehehe calling everything rorke hehehe funny
Omnipussy
come on rorke... its tiem for bed x
screaming https://old.reddit.com/r/GreenAndPleasant/comments/1dpn2vh/just_came_across_this_guy_called_charles_veitch/
>>202000126you're finished rorke
gets dark early now and the clocks haven't even changed yetit's over
>>202000012
>>201999834link
Getting anxiety about going to the gay bars now
>>202000194omg his thoughts are so scary
>>202000211two months away from it being dark at 4pmso so so fucking over
>>202000213
So this is rorke
the way I mark the end of summer is when foxgloves have shed all their white fluffy spore thingsonce all those are gone summer is truly over
>>202000324>So this is rorkeand what have you done?another chud doxxed overand a new one on the run
>>202000303opened this thinking it was the hot polish girl and it wasntdisappointment
There is no post, I just wanted to use this picture.
Cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller
howdy y'all
Find a good #gamer laptop for £1800. Is it a good price these days?
>>202000427thats rorke?
>>202000303>>202000393mccartney's genki energy pips andrejczyk, both are cute tho
nice one janny. didn't like that one either.
watching my 600 lb life
>>202000470the heck she didnt een touch it
SQWAKING>Inside the dark fetish world of 'Feederism': The women worshipped as 'goddesses' for getting dangerously fat - and the men who pay thousands... just to watch them eathttps://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13818359/feederism-fetish-Mukbang.html
>>202000533her tit did look closer
I think I'm turning japanese
my life is so lonely and depressing I feel like I can’t go on
>>202000470>>202000533whacked her rib on the pole
>>202000545nowhere near
Gonna experiment with a late night incel walk
>>202000545eh im not zooming in her breasts im not a pervert incel freak
>>202000446can easily get a very good one for that price
Bulking progress: Up to 82kg nowShould I cut?
need a nice woman to sit on my face and call me a good boy
>>202000227my.hallway.co.uk
>>202000303cute earsI like how they stick out slightly
>>202000568>>202000580
>>202000568look at the moment the bar starts moving you spaz>>202000580oh i guess god did it then
I was always the lad to get McDonald's breakfast for everyone after a big night out. Never asked for thanks or payment. Then tried to get everyone out on a hike after. Never had many takers and mates stopped inviting me out tbqhwy.
need them all rounded up and chainsawed into bits
>>202000576Same
>>202000626The last thing you wanna do when you’re hungover is go for a fucking hike
>>202000607that link isnt working for me
nth for the gyaldem
young black batons tucked safe and sound between pale thighs
>>202000682works on my machine
Favourite Hogwarts house?
>>2020005812tb ssd hard driveI932gb ram (2x16gb)Rtx 4070
>>202000686Probably paid more attention to catberg than the prancing harlot
new discover weekly in 2 hours lads.
>>202000676thistake a hike kojack
>>202000567agreed x
>>202000686why do you keep posting her after what happened on Wednesday?
>>202000676I don't drink so was never hungover. This was during undergraduate years too so hangovers weren't that bad
Incelwalking to the gay bar
>>202000686whats with the blush/rouge makeup under their eyes and on their nose? is it an anime thing?looks shite, same as those drawn on freckles.
get that gay porn on
>>202000751>>202000763what happened on wednesday?
where's mouseking
>>202000804mmm bum cheeks
>>202000810out shagging
TOBEUSCUS
pubs have been destroyed by covidhaven't enjoyed going to them since
>>202000839try drinking cans in the woods
>>202000839popped into the pub over the road from me the other night and two pints of lager cost over 15 quidnever going back in there again
>>202000470>>202000533>>202000567>>202000751you're quite clearly samefagging
ah... hello all
>>202000869already posted today you pale imitation
Just listened to the top 5 slipknot songs on spotify. What a bunch of cringey bastards who likes this shite
>>202000869Who let this joker in here?
>>202000839atmosphere just isn’t the same
>>202000869KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF
>>202000557ktim
>>202000557don't care
>>202000896Was big into them when I was 16 and their first album came out but it doesn't really do it for me anymore. Bit cringe and juvenile.
mousius noncianus... my liege
rorke: the west has fallenthe west: ummmm I'm like, literally right here??
>>202000793yeah, all the weeby egirls are doing it>>2020008683/4 of those replies were me and was meant for >>202000616 too>>202000932nice pits
Just farted really hard and my boxers flew off and went straight out my window landing on the lamppost outside. Sick of it. Country's gone to the dogs.
>>202000974BOOM
>>202000895No I haven't lad, it's 7am>>202000898aha hello lad, how'd your weekend treat you>>202000906woah settle down
>>202000751>>202000975ffs*
>>202000625dont call me that you rude rude man
why are sundays so depressing
>>202001001Everyday is the weekend for me! ahaha! hahaha! haha....
>>202000869hello me old muckerbed time for me
do you reckon mark and helen have ever even had sex?
>>202001044silent and grey innit
just boiled a banana fuck it
taylor swifts boyfriend looks like a proper redneck mong
western bloc vs. eastern bloc was absolutely kino
>>202001051ahaha nice lad>>202001063have a good snooze
>>202001104so like an average yank then?
>>202001069what the heck would you do that for
>>202001117impossible image to understand using tomorrow theme
>>202001044>>202001065
>>202000804
Free to choose.Free to live.DIG IT.
dont know how the tap knows when to make hot water and when to make cold water
LGBTQ = PAEDO
>>202001163i'm using it and it's fine
piss is cloudy and smells like sugar puffs
>>202001190thoughts on molly caudery?
>>202001209baffles me how this has been allowed to become a normalised thing in society
>>202001209
all in here>>>/bant/21163008>>>/bant/21163008>>>/bant/21163008>>>/bant/21163008>>>/bant/21163008
WHAT A LIFE WHAT A NIGHT WHAT A BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL RIDE
>>202000869gday mate
>>202001212yeah cracking
>>202001240>one mong spammingIt's just like the real /brit/!
>>202001231It's a cult, filling the void left by the decline of Christianity.
>>202001268alri lad?
>>202001282yeah that guy went a bit OTT earlier
>tomorrow theme
>>202001295demonic
Might get on the cans soon.
got to get out of my INCEL bed and make FUCKING tea then
>>202001321it's 10pmbetter for me eyes n sleep
might become normal, happy, and successful
>>202001190mccartney was injured for tokyo 2020>>202001223should've did her practice runs so I could save more of her webms, flippin heck lassy
>>202001363You won't.
>>202001363You can have one of those three. Stop being greedy.
Listen to theo von sometimes. He had a young extremely religious asian man as an assistant who had never even wanked. Now he's fucked 2 girls and carries himself like a different person.
katy nursing that young black baton in her warm soft mouth
>>202001153for a laugh
>YOU ARE A TIMMY! You aren't the real Tyrone, you're a white boy! You are a black thug's play thing!>You are a sad strange little schizo and you have my pity. Farewell, nigga.
>>202001385Which one have I got
>Sunday 22:12
I've met people who are trans before and they've all been nice, maybe if you stopped treating them like the spawn of Satan and tried talking to them you could find some common groundWe are the world, we are the children and such
im 29 years old and never had a gf NOT EVEN CLOSE
>202001442Spaedobait
>Your Amazon.co.uk order of "WD-40 Multi-Use Smart Straw..." has been dispatchedCorrr get in there lads!
>>202001442this - im nicethank you for being a supportive ally
Got my eye on your rorke
my poo my own self
>>202001442Agreed
the subtitles on mad men on amazon prime are ridiculousthey spell jail "gaol" - its not 1850!!
katy’s girlhand slowly massaging the nubian bull’s longmeat
>>202001274works on my machine
Feeling deeply, intensely, unbelievably lustful tonight.
>>202001363good lad
>>202001448had one for two weeks when i was 19 and nothing since (i'm also 29)
>>202001514please dont fucking poo it
>>202001544FONT
>>202001531well yeah you've highlighted your post
>>202001533London? x
>>202001367
>>202001564I wish x
homie don't shake
>>202001557i cant screenshot while hovering over the image
>>202001209trannies are disgusting
filtered every single one of these webms
>>202001577would love to vault her pole
those mighty long black batons will make their way into slippery but tiiight pale slits… lifting up those schoolgirl skirts … slowly, penetrating his blonde lover
/brit/s thoughts on Daisy Taylor
>>202001619good post
>>202001442trannies are literally all paedos
>>202001630dont know
sick of seeing all this shagging around on mad men
Looks like she’s massively discounted the planner on her new TikTok shop (but not her website) after only selling 4 in the past few days lol!
>>202001619wow dont stop imma cuuum
spent the weekend completely sober, feels like it's been a year
>>202001564>>202001580>>202001619>>202001635Why did you stop pretending to have moved to Spain.Why did you stop pretending you had a wife.
>>202001117if only vicky 3 was good...
through the days of toil thats nearif i fall dear lord who'll carewho but thee my burden sharesnone but thee, dear lordnone but thee
>they're just nice people it's not a child abuse cult at all
Was going to treat /brit/ to something good tonight but seeing the state of the thread, and how certain gimmicks have seemingly killed it off, i think i will refrain and go do something else.
>>202001690um
any thoughts on the weirdest thing that's been in ruby's fanny?
>>202001704is is true that elon musk's son is a tranny?
Tame impala are just Beatles copies and I’m tired of people pretending they’re not
closest I can find to a transgender person IRL is a crossdresser off grindrdon't know if they're nice or not
the rizz
>>202001673good lad
Even through the darkest days,This fire burns always.This fire burns.Always.
>>202001704we;re just normal men
>>202001577>>202001617XXX as it were, a damn shame
>>202001736Yeah
was watching step brothers (2008) earlierit speaks to me because i am also a manchild dosser and probably will be when i'm 40
Even through the pooest days,This arse burns always.This arse burns.Always.
>>202001805kahteem almost 30 and still live with mum and stepmum
this episode was made before silly string was wildly known and available and may have been the first use of it on American television
>>202001805prestige worldwide
How do I stop being a man child?
two years since the Quene died my God
>with mum and stepmum
>Woman, 35, and her two pet dogs are killed in suburban house fire
>>202001833this must have blown your gran's mind
>>202001715even got brand new cancer from the pole vault simp gimmickdire evening
>>202001856very effed up innit
>>202001860corrr
>>202001830>mum and stepmumyour mum lezzed out did she?
>>202001785
>>202001849Stop wearing athleisureGet some nice chinos, some shirts, and a pair of shoes.
>>202001899...yh
*smashes through a thread window and rolls to a crouched position on the floor*evening all
why do teachers dissuade fighting back against bullies when the entire evolutionary reason for bullying is to ween out/toughen up/test the kids who have something about them that makes them weak/a detriment to the rest of the group
>>2020019031723053980882590
>>202001929that's weirdnot as weird as my mate who has two mums because his dad is an iranian polygamist though
I was the leader of the Nazi party during the third reich. Didn't pan out, bitter bastards
>>202001861
>>202001921A clue?Gained.Also, get a haircut.Facial hair? Clean shaven, always.Shower every day.Do exercise.Eat well.
the nubian bull swiftly slipping his big baton deep into his young blonde doll, one hand on her lower belly, holding her, as strong gushes of white goodness start splatting against her cervix, just… carefully pressing his hand.. on her lower belly… feeling his baton twitch pulse in her guts..
>>202001903>>202001971fucked it
hungover for 3 days when I get wankeredcan't stop after the first drinkbut i still crave a drink
>>202002047how old are youeven if i drink all night my hangovers only last a day maxsomehting wrong with you
>>202002047craving cock as well, eh?
don't understand how there are adults who can't swim at all, i'm not a strong swimmer but i still wouldn't drown if you tossed me in an olympic swimming pool, it's pretty self-explanatory
>>20200207330started getting like this in my mid 20s>>202002078when i'm hungover yeah
>>202001964teachers are mostly women and they secretly love seeing weaker men being put in their place and staying there.
>>202002047>>202002073If i get wankered on a Friday night and don't drink the rest of the weekend I'm ok for Monday but the hangovers are definitely getting worse. I'm 29.
was posting his arse hole part of his master plan
really enjoy ketamine, wish it were cheaper here
Breaking news: teachers don't advise students in their care to go beating up other students in their care
>>202002105>>202002114im 30 as wellyou must be very unfiti drink heavily twice a week
>>202002114I clear a bottle of Gordy Friday through Sunday and never wake up hung overMust be the liquid I drink with it, staying hydrated
>>202002105>when i'm hungover yeahhot...
>>202002086Haven't swam for 15 years, just cup your hands and make rhythmic motions, breathe regularly innit
>>202002086I didn't learn to swim until I was 15, so not confident at all, but I would be able to swim to the edge if you threw me in.
>>202002114>>202002047you need to take a break, a long one, like at least a month, get your tolerance downthat way you can get nicely pissed on less and you won't feel too bad the next day.
my hangovers were at their absolute worst when i was a teenager, as i've become a seasoned alky my body has adapted to tank the hangovers and now i sometimes even find them somewhat enjoyable, hangover wanks are lush
>>202002039
>>202002144my fave thinggot addicted beforebeen thinking of a cheeky relapse soon
>>202002162get insomnia when I'm hungover which is why I feel shit for longer these daysIf I could sleep fine i wouldn't get hungover for multiple days
>>202002139of course
>>202002150bullying doesn't stop until the bullied kid proves themselves to not be a detriment to the group in a hypothetical battle scenario
/brit/ ruined my life
pole vault simp is a new lowone of the worst /brit/ gimmicks ever
Might move to China.
>>202002162I can run a 5k in 18 mins so no, it's not that.
ruby tattle talking about books and shit againBORING
Nell Tiger Free
I ruined my life
not being able to swim is a bigger tell of virginity than walking. it's all about being natural and confident and making yourself as big as possible. virgins are apt to bunch up as if to hide and thats why they sink like a stone
Haven't ran or swam in over 15 years. Not sure I remember how to do either desu
eating some pierogi z miesem
>>202002376this is what the witch trials were really about
>>202000628who exactly?
>>202002420if she can swim she's a whore spreading her body about just like in the water
Clipped my toenails and they were soft, squishy and smelt bad.Can't be a good sign.
I deflowered a cute girl recently. I was going to marry her but reality struck and now I'm alone again. I lived the fantasy that a lot of guys on here wish for and even after all was said and done I still feel miserable. I wish for a better woman in my life but I also wish to be stronger and deserving of such a woman.
>>202002376Ktim
>>202002457>>202002457
>>202001964Teachers aren't parents they are child minders. Unruly children are difficult to control so it's easier for them to dissuade children who are picked on from fighting back.
>>202002469>>202002469>>202002469
>>202002497get fucked
>>202002512I was waiting for post limit, my thread is honest
